bodhisattva is busy

Tathagata once said that in order to obtain the scriptures, one must not only have a firm and pious belief, but also have a great spirit of daring to endure hardships for it. Therefore, Tang Seng's journey to the West was doomed to be impossible from the very beginning.

However, since he wants to recall Jin Chanzi, it is impossible to really arrange any danger that can kill people, but it can't be too simple, since that kind of sincerity is not enough, this is obviously a test that cannot be light or heavy. Of course, it is impossible for Tathagata to do the delicate work of human means, so he handed over the whole matter to his right-hand man - Guanyin Bodhisattva, that is, Luo Fan.

When he first received this job, Luo Fan was very surprised. He never thought that he would not only play the important role of saving Tang Monk and his disciples in Journey to the West and the timely rain in distress, but also take on the responsibility of setting up a The dual identity of the big boss behind all obstacles, this is really too...

Ma'am!

To open the door for him to avenge his public and personal vengeance! !

After silently raising the difficulty factor set by Tathagata by N levels in his heart, Luo Fan went for a walk around, and soon, rumors spread in the Three Realms that eating Tang Monk meat would lead to immortality.

In the heavens, the immortals who are already immortal react very flatly to this, so they are a little curious about the academic question of why they can live forever after eating a mortal, but not a panacea. It was quickly forgotten.

However, when the rumor spread to the mortal world, it was completely turned into a rumor.

It is said that eating the meat of a Tang monk can not only live forever, but also achieve enlightenment and instantly become a fairy.

It is said that eating the meat of Tang Monk can greatly increase one's skill, and immediately jump into the ranks of the masters of the Three Realms. It is not a problem to single out the legendary Erlang God and Monkey King - this is the pursuit of power wholeheartedly, so as to refresh Brother Monkey's troubles in the past. The version circulated among monsters whose lifelong goal is Tiangong's great achievements, probably...not too outrageous...

What made Luo Fan laugh the most was the last version. It is said that eating Tang Monk meat can whiten and beautify the skin, and create a perfect body wherever you want to be thin. This version is mostly circulated among female fairies of various races. This version is much more low-key.

Since then, without Tang Seng's knowledge, his tender meat has been missed by people from all walks of life, and they have been thinking about how to eat it.

Of course, there are really few monsters who actually put their plans into reality in the end, and all of them ended up miserable, because Tang Seng's apprentices are not easy to deal with, especially the furry ones who are notorious in the Three Realms. The one that is ridiculously strong!

So Tang Seng continued to walk his westward journey safely and happily, until all the apprentices were collected and did not encounter any major problems.

When Luo Fan saw this, he was so gorgeous... he was upset, and decided to go to the heaven to catch the strong men.

He came to the heavens in a low-key manner, and then visited the homes of the gods, calling on those gods who were too idle to put a few pet mounts or something in the lower realms to go to the West Heaven Road for a soy sauce.

The reactions of all the gods were very consistent. When they heard the beginning, they all said that this idea was very interesting. After listening to it, they all shook their heads regretfully and declined. The reason is also very good: the Monkey King doesn’t care about the severity of his attack. It’s okay to beat his own pet to death. manage?

The trip was fruitless, and Luo Fan went back wearily, leaning against the corridor and racking his brains to think of countermeasures.In Journey to the West, there are so many monsters from the heavens who come out to make trouble, how come he has all kinds of pets, mounts, and other apprentices who stole treasures and defected? !

"What is Master Uncle doing outside? It's almost dark. Don't you want to watch the stars at night again?"

Luo Fan turned his head and saw Yang Jian walking from the end of the corridor.

Since the last time the Emperor of Heaven called him away, he didn't know what mission he had taken. He had been away for several days, and he just came back. He was still wearing silver armor, and the black cloak was flying in the air with his footsteps. Suddenly, it was as if black clouds were rolling wantonly, exuding a cold and menacing aura.

The three-pointed and two-edged halberd had been put away a long time ago. He approached Luo Fan, and the closer he got to his body, the more softened and gentle his aura became. He leaned against Luo Fan's side until he was completely restrained. The icy temperature of the armor It was transmitted to Luo Fan through the thin clothes, accompanied by a bloody aura that could not be concealed.

Luo Fan held the palm on his waist, and it was as cold as ice as he thought, just as warm as the silver armor glowing with moonlight.

"What did the Emperor of Heaven ask you to do again?" Luo Fan held his hand tightly, and said angrily, "There are so many generals in the heavens who are not dispatched, but now he thinks of you and asks you to do everything. .”

"Heh...it's not a big deal."

Yang Jian didn't go into details, he dragged Luo Fan into the sleeping hall, turned a few steps to the side hall, and saw an exquisitely crafted screen, behind the screen was a large piece of steaming white mist, and when he lowered his head, he could vaguely see the outline of the bathing pool.

Yang Jian took off his armor and clothes naturally, and walked slowly into the bathing pool. In the hazy smog and water vapor, his tall and slender figure and strong and well-proportioned texture were looming, constantly tempting Luo Fan's sight.

After walking two steps, he suddenly turned his head and smiled slightly: "Uncle Master, won't you come down and wash together?"

"...No need, I just took a shower." Luo Fan came back to his senses, walked to the edge of the bathtub and sat down cross-legged, "Hurry up and take a shower, I'm full of blood... I'll just sit here and watch you."

Yang Jian didn't force him either, he went straight into the water, stopped at the place closest to him, took off the hair tie, and his ink-like long hair immediately invaded the water and spread out on the surface of the water, inexplicably feeling almost fragile beauty.

Luo Fan couldn't help reaching out to touch it, and finally it turned into rubbing naturally. Therefore, someone who originally planned to sit by and watch the beauty take a bath unknowingly started to wash the beauty's hair.

Yang Jian let him toss his hair, and even leaned over to cooperate a little bit, and casually asked, "What was Master Uncle thinking just now?"

Luo Fan then gave a brief summary.

"Are you going tomorrow?"

Luo Fan nodded helplessly, "Go, of course I have to go." Tossing the golden cicada is still a trivial matter, the key is that if it continues like this, it will be difficult for him to make up the ninety-nine-eight-one before Tang Seng and his disciples reach the end. Where can I find so many monsters?

Yang Jian smiled nonchalantly: "Anyway, it's okay, I'll go with my uncle tomorrow."

This matter is settled like this.

The two went to the heaven together the next day. They thought that there would be no progress within a day, and they needed more thought on this matter. Unexpectedly, he just took Yang Jian for a walk from house to house, and the harvest was gratifying.

Nezha was the first to answer the call.

Nezha had no pets, no mounts, and no apprentices. Luo Fan had no intention of looking for him, but thought that he would come to Heaven once in a while.

The story of Luo Fan's visit yesterday has been widely spread in the Heavenly Court. Everyone knows that Bodhisattva intends to arrest strong men to train and test Tang Monk. Nezha has also heard of it. Now that Luo Fan has come, he immediately confirms the veracity of the rumors. Luo Fan opened his mouth and said firstly, "Pet apprentice, I don't have anything, uncle."

Luo Fan 囧: "...I know, so I..." I'm not here to lobby you.

"Nezha."

Nezha stared in horror at Yang Jian who was standing behind Luo Fan with an unfathomable smile, and said with a dry smile, "Master...Senior brother, you are here too, haha..."

Before Yang Jian could answer, Nezha turned his head to look at Luo Fan, and resolutely changed his words: "Master, why don't you take Hot Wheels and use them?"

Luo Fan frowned: "...No, no need, I appreciate your kindness."

Yang Jian sneered: "Your hot wheel is not perfect, what are you using it for?"

Nezha is so innocent: "...I really haven't become a genius here." Brother Yang Jian, you can't force others to do things to you!

Yang Jian rubbed his chin, and murmured as if reminiscing: "I remember, your father took in two goddaughters before... what kind of goblins are there, go and tell them."

Brother, you have a really good memory!

Although he really doesn't know the two god-sisters well, but the matter has developed to this point, what else can Nezha say at this time, he just nodded and said: "...OK."

Therefore, one was solved unexpectedly, and Luo Fan suddenly felt that his task was probably completed.

……

That day Luo Fan left the Heavenly Court contentedly. Shortly thereafter, the Heavenly Court began to frequently lose pets, mounts took advantage of the boy's unawareness to steal magic weapons and commit evil in the lower realms, and so on. I don't know why, but it still has little effect.

At this point, Tang Seng's westward journey finally began to become magnificent and impressive. The monsters who came down from the sky all endured humiliation and held grudges. They did not dare to retaliate against Bodhisattva and Erlang Zhenjun, so they had to point their targets at Tang Seng, the culprit, and pretended to eat Tang Seng. The majestic banner of meat is only waiting for Tang Seng to walk through their territory and then beat and torture him in various ways to relieve his hatred of being kicked down to heaven.

In a sense, Luo Fan's goal has been successfully achieved, which is really gratifying.