bodhisattva is busy

There is no sun and moon in cultivating Taoism, and a thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye.

The spiritual power on Kunlun Mountain is as full as before, and the green grass and jade trees are lush, but it is no longer as deserted and mysterious as it was a thousand years ago.

Luo Fan climbed up the steps along the familiar mountain road, walking calmly and slowly, but the speed was not slow, and he appeared at the gate of the towering and majestic Yuxu Palace in the blink of an eye.

Familiar palaces, familiar scenery, even the Qilin Cliff not far from the door is still the same as in memory, and there is no trace left by the changes of the years.

The boy standing outside the door is no longer a familiar person.

——Xianhe Tongzi went to Zixiao Palace in Jiuzhong Heaven with Yuanshi Tianzun as early as a thousand years ago, and it has been a thousand years since he went there.

Thinking of this, Luo Fan couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching. At the beginning, the super god Taoist Hongjun slipped away the leader of Tongtian who wanted to destroy the world. He would not let him go down to harm the world. .

It is unrealistic to separate the two places, especially for Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu, a group of hard-working masters who have waited for thousands of years before finally being able to see the moonlight. On a dark and windy night, the lovesick god left Yuxu Palace alone to do business, wrapped up his burden and twisted the crane boy to go to the sky to find his friends, but this is not the point.

It is said that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are kings. Since then, Yuxu Palace has been completely occupied by a group of old Taoist priests who have nothing but practice and practice all day long. They are working on some messy but extremely lethal magic weapons all day long. Spells and the like, or for trivial things, they started to quarrel with each other, poked their weaknesses, uncovered their scars and dragged their feet. The dog jumped.

Of course, that's not the point.

The point is, before leaving, Yuanshi Tianzun told Luo Fan with concern and earnestness: Western religions are so unscrupulous in recruiting and recruiting members of the interception and interpretation religions, I am afraid they have some evil intentions, in order to maintain world peace and the dignity of Taoism, As a teacher, I had no choice but to send you to the west to teach undercover agents to spy on the enemy's intelligence and protect the peace of our eastern land!

Fuck, didn't labor and capital just snicker when the leader of Tongtian sect just left and you drank to drink away your worries?Master, do you dare to say that you are not avenging that smile? !

Luo Fan was grief-stricken, and for the sake of his sexual life in the second half of his life, he resolutely gave up the image he had maintained for many years. Holding the pillars of the Yuxu Palace, he refused to let go. He watched the whole group of juniors including Nezha Huang Tianhua dumbfounded and succeeded. It made Taoist Zhunti, who saw such a rogue behavior for the first time, quietly wipe away countless cold sweats.

After Yuanshi Tianzun's reconciliation and half an hour's negotiation with Zhunti Taoist, the sad Luo Fan finally obtained the privilege of going back and forth between the West and the East at will. The two glorious and arduous tasks of espionage and salvation of sentient beings are the road to pretending to be a Bodhisattva.

During the millennium, he went to Erlang Zhenjun Palace countless times, but it was the first time to return to Kunlun.

——The Yuxu Palace without Yuanshi Tianzun has no meaning for him to go to.

As for the purpose of coming here this time to find a place to stay, I got news not long ago that Brother Hou has returned from studying at Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai. Just live here, so you don't have to worry about running around.

The little boy at the door didn't recognize Luo Fan, only saw an immortal in white clothes coming towards him, hurriedly bowed his head, and asked respectfully: "Who is the person who asked, let me go and report to Master."

The corners of Luo Fan's mouth twitched when he heard the words, he hadn't been here for thousands of years, and now he has to report when he returns to his teacher's school.

With a smile on his lips, he said in an inscrutable manner: "You just need to say that your old friend has returned."

The little boy was completely overwhelmed by his aura, this is the real fairy, his eyes are cold, not angry but mighty, in a word, he is much more reliable than his master!

Daoist Yuding, who was bored in the cave mansion doing dangerous experiments, had no idea what his boy was thinking, only heard a "bang" explosion, and a golden barrier suddenly appeared outside the cave mansion, isolating all damage and danger. Half a minute later, except for the blackened clothes and a few more holes, the real Yuding, who was intact and without half a wound, came out.

Xiao Tong calmly turned a blind eye to his master's embarrassing image, lowered his head and did not look sideways, and truthfully reported Luo Fan's words.

"Old friend?" Reverend Yuding subconsciously stroked his beard and thought, until he touched his bare chin, he suddenly remembered that his flowing beard had unfortunately been burned off when he studied the formula last time...

Putting his hand down in embarrassment, he was going to go out to meet this "old friend".

As soon as he went out, he saw Luo Fan standing with his hands behind his back and full of aura, his teeth started to ache immediately, his eyes unconsciously glanced at the empty surroundings, and finally couldn't help shaking his head and teasing: "Tsk tsk, that's really strange, Didn't see my incompetent apprentice!"

Such words were obviously not enough to kill Luo Fan, and they were far from able to wear down his thick skin. He looked up and down the ragged Yuding real person, and deliberately showed a touch of contempt just right in his eyes, the meaning was obvious: Just your virtue?He is more promising than you!

Immediately, Master Yuding's teeth were no longer sore, but his hands were itchy - this is not enough!

After holding back, he finally couldn't hold back, slapped Luo Fan on the forehead, and said in a vicious voice, "Tell me, why are you coming back, don't you get bullied in the West?"

Hearing the awkward concern in Yuding's words, Luo Fan's heart warmed up, and he grinned and said, "Brother, you think too much."

Master Yuding thought about it too, this is not a master who can suffer, so he became more and more puzzled: "Then what are you doing in Kunlun?"

"There's been a lot of business in the East recently, so I'll be back for a few days."

Daoist Yuding was surprised, looking at Luo Fan with strange eyes, "Why don't you go to Erlang Zhenjun Palace to live?"

Luo Fan rubbed his waist subconsciously when he heard the words, let alone some reason that is not humane.

So he turned his head leisurely, raised his eyes to look at the dazzling sunlight on the edge of Qilin Cliff, with an indescribable vicissitudes in his eyes, and sighed: "Since Master left, I have also gone far to the west. I have not returned for a thousand years, and I have never thought about jade There is no room for me in Xu Palace anymore! Forget it, I will leave now, senior brother take care." After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.

Master Yuding grabbed his sleeve with black lines all over his face, and said with a smirk: "Junior Brother, you are joking, who dares to treat you like this, I will be the first one not to spare him!"

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but drag Luo Fan in, lest this guy stand at the gate and try to ruin the reputation of these senior brothers, pretending to be pitiful, and people who don't know will say that he abused his seniors. Didn't you see that the boy at the door looked at him more and more strangely?

Seeing Daoist Yuding being deflated, Luo Fan smiled dejectedly, and walked in, but stopped suddenly after walking a few steps, tilting his head slightly to listen to something intently.

Daoist Yuding didn't urge him, just imitated Luo Fan's way and listened with ears pricked up, but he didn't hear anything, so he had to give up, and when Luo Fan came back to his senses, he asked aloud: "What's the matter, brother?"

Luo Fan nodded, and when he mentioned the business, his expression instantly became solemn: "It's a message from the heaven, I'm afraid something happened in the sky, I'll go and have a look, and I'll come to see you brothers sometime later."

Master Yuding was overjoyed when he heard the words, and couldn't wait to wave goodbye.

Luo Fan hadn't been to Heavenly Court a few times. After all, Yang Jian didn't live in the sky. In his memory, there were clouds and smoke everywhere. Qionglou Yuyu was luxurious and magnificent, but it was a very deserted place.

At this moment, Tianting obviously overturned his previous cognition, and it was full of noise and excitement.

Nezha, with sharp eyes, was the first to see Luo Fan arriving, stepped forward and said with a smile, "The Bodhisattva is here."

Luo Fan nodded reservedly, followed Nezha into the main hall, he saw a golden glow first, the Emperor of Heaven was sitting on the high platform throne within the golden glow, his expression was obscure, and the gods from all walks of life stood in two rows under the stage, or Close your eyes and meditate, or whisper to the acquaintances around you, everyone is quite calm, which is much better than the noise outside.

In a few words, the Emperor of Heaven talked about Brother Hou making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and there was no one invincible in the Heavenly Court, and finally asked, "What do you think, Master Guanyin?"

Luo Fan looked back at the Heavenly Emperor in an inscrutable manner, and said with a smile, "The poor Taoist...cough cough...the poor monk recommends one person, Zhenjun Guan Jiangkou Erlang."

The Heavenly Emperor suddenly realized that he finally remembered that he had a nephew known as the No. [-] God of War in the Heaven Realm. It was no wonder that he could not be blamed for that.

Regarding this phenomenon, Yang Jian, the person involved, said that he was happy to see it succeed-how much more time was spent with his uncle!

Taking advantage of the Heavenly Emperor's order, Luo Fan quietly kicked Nezha beside him from an angle that the immortals couldn't see, and asked in a low voice, "That monkey is so powerful, you can't control him?"

Nezha rolled his eyes: "How can that be? The Elder Master said that the monkey was formed by the aura of heaven and earth, and if it is put into the furnace for seven to 49 days, there will be unexpected gains."

The implication is that this is the person I want, and no one in the sky would dare to snatch him.

Luo Fan said that he realized that Lao Tzu has a hobby of refining people, and his disciples have been tossed by him a lot. In order to improve his strength, he was thrown into the furnace to practice Qi Qi 49... Uh, the time seems to have exceeded the limit A little bit, but the effect is not necessarily much better, cheating!

"No." Luo Fan suddenly couldn't stand still, "I have to remind Yang Jian that he must be caught alive."

"late."

Nezha smiled gloatingly, pointed at the clouds in front of him with his fingertips, and the scene of the lower world was printed. I saw the classic picture of Brother Hou transformed into a house, and a flagpole was erected behind the house.

……

The corner of Luo Fan's mouth twitched and he remained silent.

"Hey, does this monkey also know the Eight or Nine Profound Kung Fu? I wonder who is better between him and Senior Brother Yang Jian?" Huang Tianhua poked his head over and stood beside Nezha to watch the excitement. He suddenly caught sight of Luo Fan's existence out of the corner of his eye, and his heart swelled. The secret path was bad, so he immediately stood up straight and said righteously: "You don't need to compare, I know that Pohou is no match for Senior Brother Yang Jian!" At the end, he turned his head and gave Nezha a wink, "Nezha, don't you think so?"

Nezha glanced at the expressionless Luo Fan, then at Huang Tianhua, who was sweating profusely, and nodded fiercely.

The fight between the two in the lower realm gradually entered a fierce stage, and the outcome was hard to tell. Suddenly, seeing the roaring dog entangled Brother Hou, Yang Jian shot him, and I couldn't sit still. He stood up and said in a grand manner: "Wait for me to help him!" Then a vajra circle fell down, just knocking Brother Monkey unconscious, avoiding the fatal shot, all the immortals were silent.

The enemy had passed out, so Yang Jian had no choice but to withdraw regretfully. I smiled and lifted Brother Monkey up from the lower realm, and threw him into the alchemy furnace without saying a word. No one dared to stop him.

Yang Jian also came up with Lao Tzu, Luo Fan leaned over and asked, "Are you hurt?"

Yang Jian shook his head with a smile, then looked at the back of Lao Tzu who laughed and left, and murmured: "I always feel that after July 49, the monkey will be even more difficult to deal with."

Luo Fan patted him on the shoulder when he heard the words, and his tone was very straightforward, with a hint of schadenfreude: "Let the emperor worry about it, anyway, we have nothing to do, let's go back."

Yang Jian frowned suddenly: "Uncle Master wants to go back to the West?"

"I won't go for the time being." I feel uncomfortable talking about the West, and I can't get used to it for thousands of years. "I'm afraid the monkey will make trouble. I'll stay for a while."

Yang Jian suddenly raised his eyebrows, curled his lips slightly, and smiled softly: "That's just right, I heard that my uncle went to Kunlun Mountain today, I think I missed all my uncles and uncles, and suddenly remembered that I haven't seen my master for a long time, why don't I accompany you?" Uncle Master go back and have a look together?"

"Uh……"

Luo Fan's whole body froze, and he suddenly felt that his waist started to hurt again... Illusion?