bodhisattva is busy

When they came down from Mount Hua, both Luo Fan and Yang Jian were in a depressed mood.

Yang Chan resolutely refused to tell them the formula of Baolian Lantern, Luo Fan sighed depressingly, "Alright, I'll go to the Bull Demon King to get the agarwood out again, and she won't keep her mouth shut to her son."

Yang Jian nodded in agreement, and added: "Don't be too deliberate, it's better to disclose the location of the third sister to Chen Xiang, let him find it by himself, and put some obstacles on the way, it will be more reliable."

"What obstacles are there?"

"Chasing and killing all the way...what does Uncle Master think?" Yang Jian tilted his head and looked at Luo Fan, with a cute expression on his face.

The corner of Luo Fan's mouth twitched, "It's not that good, is there anyone you can't kill all the way after chasing and killing? It's too fake."

Yang Jian said disapprovingly: "He doesn't know how strong I am, besides, that child is very innocent, how could he think so much."

Luo Fan thought about it, so he nodded and agreed, "But first, I have to call Xiao Shancai. With him here, it's easier to be important, and let him meet his parents by the way."

Now that he doesn't have the spiritual power to summon Xiao Shancai directly, he said this to ask Yang Jian to help.

Yang Jian then closed his eyes knowingly, contacted Dajin and Xiaojin, and asked them to call Xiao Shancai.

Then the two sat in a place with a quiet environment and a wide view, chatting while waiting for someone, the two remained the same, but Luo Fan didn't feel anything, and he had nothing to say, so he listened carefully to what Yang Jian said. He described the changes in the Three Realms over the years.

The most important thing is of course the situation in the Heaven Realm. When Luo Fan was still there, the Queen Mother was already in control, and now even more so, the Heaven Emperor has been completely reduced to a display, and he will hardly oppose any of her proposals, so much so that the Queen Mother already has great power. The very persistent Queen Mother is now even more ambitious, and even tries to grasp all the gods in the heavens who are lazy and ignore her love and respect, including Yang Jian, Nezha, Huang Tianhua and others.

No, it should be said that the main target that the Queen Mother wants to control is the group of disciples who came up in the Battle of Conferred Gods.

Needless to say, the disciples of Jiejiao have always done their own way and have their own personality. It doesn't matter if you are the Queen Mother or the Emperor of Heaven.

And the ones who came to the Heavenly Court are all three generations of disciples. In essence, this group of disciples has received the true biography of their master, and none of them are honest and obedient and do not cause trouble. Nezha is a representative figure among them, weak and weak. But these words of being bullied and controlled by others are far away from them.

So the queen mother could only have headaches and headaches, and kept sending people to monitor and try to catch their mistakes, but so far failed.

Luo Fan raised his eyebrows, and smiled with a sense of schadenfreude. It would be strange if he could catch something in his heart. These people are clever in chasing each other. Even Nezha, who is the most reckless and troublesome, now has a Huang Tianhua by his side to help him finish After the aftermath, the Queen Mother probably died of depression.

"What about West Heaven, did Tathagata say anything when I was away?"

"Tathagata?" Yang Jian had a half-smile look on his face: "He invited me to go to Xitian to follow him. It's leisurely and relaxed, no one will be wary of oppression, and you can always be with you, little uncle. I heard it at the time. It's very exciting."

Luo Fan was embarrassed, Tathagata really lived up to his name as an old rascal, he dug the walls and feet with ease, even Brother Hou, who had been tricked by him once, was forcibly poached by him, which shows that he has good eloquence and excellent means Gao...Although Luo Fan has always suspected that Brother Monkey was lured by Jin Chanzi.

And now, does he want to use himself as a bait to lure Yang Jian?This trick is too high!

Compared with him, the little tricks of the Queen Mother are not at the same level.

One of the biggest advantages of Tathagata is that he knows people and uses them well. He may not be broad-minded and able to accommodate others, but he wins because he does not hold grudges. Today, he annoyed him. In a fit of anger, he kicked people to the lower world to reincarnate and practice. When he remembered it the next day, he couldn't save face, so he hurried Do a small test to lure people back, such as going to the west to get a scripture, what a god, so generally they will not be cruel, and they will leave a way out for them no matter what.

Moreover, Tathagata's temper is generally not bad, and it doesn't hurt that people close to him make jokes with him. On the scriptures, ordinary people really can't annoy him. With Luo Fan's temperament, he has been working under him for so many years without any major problems. This shows how awesome Jin Chanzi was back then. Angry.

"Then how did you answer him?" Luo Fan's heart rose.

There is no need to doubt that Yang Jian will definitely refuse, but with Tathagata's style, Yang Jian refuted his face at the time, even if he didn't show his face, he would probably toss Yang Jian a little... However, Yang Jian is not from the West after all. It's inconvenient for people to toss about, so the biggest possibility is to put this account directly on Luo Fan's head-this is the main reason for his fear!

He didn't want to hear the news that he was going to work overtime as soon as he came back, or received a sad reminder to arrange a small test for so-and-so, or received the white gauze skirt work clothes specially sent to him by Tathagata, and ordered him to wear it every day. Wearing this to work...it's too bad!

Tathagata has limited means of punishing people, but unfortunately, all of them stepped on Luo Fan's pain points.

"Of course I declined." Yang Jian seemed to see the uneasiness in Luo Fan's heart, and patted his head with a light smile, "Don't worry, little uncle, I think he just asked casually at that time and didn't give any hugs. I hope, after all, both Master Patriarch and Master Tongtian knew about the Dao of Heaven, and Tathagata probably knew about it too. He should understand that it is impossible for me not to be a judicial god."

Luo Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and then thought of Yang Jian's "habitual casual question", with black lines all over his head: Has the image of the Tathagata who likes to poach people's walls been deeply rooted in people's hearts?

... That fellow has been a hobby that has continued since the time of conferring gods. He has poached several second-generation disciples of Chanjiao, and stopped teaching even more.

The two were talking affectionately. They were already very close, but they gradually moved closer together. With a tilt of their heads, their lips could brush each other's cheeks. Their gazes were glued together. The atmosphere was just right. One sound, "Eh? Didn't you leave, why are you back?"

Peat, which bastard is so ignorant! !

Luo Fan looked up with a gloomy face, and it turned out that the wretched man was walking down the mountain path with a bunch of thugs. When he saw Luo Fan, he stopped walking with his eyes full of vigilance, apparently he hadn't forgotten his words. Fox fur robe and chrysanthemum crisis.

"Why are you still here?" Luo Fan wondered, it has been several days, and this guy hasn't left Huashan yet?

"...I just want to ask you this question, is it okay, it's just haunting me!"

Compared with Luo Fan who was just a little depressed when he saw the wretched man again, the wretched man had a much stronger reaction. He had a psychological shadow on Luo Fan, but he still answered Luo Fan's question subconsciously, and even accidentally touched him. The itinerary plan for the next n days is also explained, "The Temple of the Holy Mother is not effective. I stayed here for the past few days to inquire about it. It is said that the Holy Mother has an elder brother Erlang God. His temple is in Guanjiangkou. I I'm about to go to worship... Although it is said that this person is very busy, and the words of prayer are sometimes ineffective, but it is better than nothing, maybe my heart is firm and pious enough so he will hear it."

Yang Jian:"……"

Luo Fan: "..."

Sitting next to Erlang God who was said to be very busy, Luo Fan felt...how could this feeling be so subtle!

"Congratulations, he has heard it." Luo Fan twitched the corner of his mouth and complained in a low voice, but Yang Jian remained silent.

The wretched man didn't understand, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Luo Fan resisted the desire to laugh and looked at him sincerely, and said solemnly: "...I am complimenting your sincerity."

Yang Jian glanced at Luo Fan with lowered eyes, and suddenly asked, "Why don't you ask Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The wretched man was quite aggrieved, "I begged, but it's useless! Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't work at all!"

Luo Fan defended himself without blushing: "That's because your heart is not sincere enough."

This is true, originally he could only hear those very strong desires, but the wretched man prayed that he should still be in a coma... Well, no matter what the reason is, he really didn’t hear anything anyway To ah did not hear.

The wretched man gritted his teeth, "Why do you speak so differently all the time? According to you, am I sincere or not?!"

"I can only say that the time of your prayer is wrong. The Bodhisattva heard it now, but..."

But labor and capital can't help the mud bodhisattva crossing the river now, so I really can't help you, dear.Luo Fan looked at the sky with a vicissitudes of life.

"What wish do you have, why don't you come and listen to it." Gossip is good to pass the time. Luo Fan still likes to listen to it when he has nothing to do. I have to say that the profession of Bodhisattva fully satisfies his gossip. feelings.

The wretched man frowned, and said firmly, "You can't say it, it won't work if you say it."

I haven't heard of any gods who have this rule. What kind of saying is this?Luo Fan looked at him with enthusiasm.

"He was haunted by a goblin." Yang Jian said lightly, glanced at the wretched man, and explained to Luo Fan: "He's full of goblin aura."

Luo Fan suddenly realized that the two times he saw the wretched man were all without spiritual power, and it was normal if he didn't notice.

"You...how did you know?!" The wretched man pointed at Yang Jian tremblingly, his jaw almost dropped from shock.

"Didn't you see that we are Taoist priests? In fact, I am very accurate in divination, and I am known as the Immortal of Gua." Luo Fan took out the trick he used to fool Chen Xiang, and took out the few copper coins from his sleeve. Let me do the math for you, since we are so familiar, I'd like to charge you 100 taels cheaper."

"You stole money!" The wretched man instantly recalled the scene when he first met Luo Fan, and said bitterly, "You still owe me a fox fur robe!"

Uh...fox fur robe...

Yang Jian frowned, and asked in a deep voice, "What fox fur robe?"

Luo Fan blinked innocently, "I don't know."

"Do you dare to say that you don't know?!" The wretched man was indignant, and recounted Luo Fan's experience of robbing him at the beginning. Of course, he skillfully skipped the scene where he was amazed by Luo Fan at the beginning. At the end, he said to Yang Jian earnestly: "Are you his brother? You have to take good care of him. If you ask others to take off their clothes, you will be lucky enough to meet me. If you change someone else, you will have to take off his clothes." Beat to death!"

"Little uncle!" Yang Jian's face darkened, "You actually took off other men's clothes..."

The wretched man pounced on the ground: Hey, where is your focus! ! !

Luo Fan touched the tip of his nose and felt a little embarrassed, "I was a little cold at that time, and I happened to see him passing by..."

Thinking of Luo Fan's suffering from hunger and cold at that time, Yang Jian softened his heart, and patted someone's head comfortingly, "Just this time, it's not an example."

"Ah."

Luo Fan chuckled, nodded, and the two looked at each other. There seemed to be a friendship that others could not understand in the eyes. The blue hair was entangled, and the clothes were overlapping, which was ambiguous and harmonious.

Has the Lord really been forgotten?The wretched man silently got up from the ground.

Glancing at the wretched man with a gloomy face from the corner of the eye, Yang Jian pondered for a moment, then suddenly said: "I helped you deal with that goblin, and this matter will be written off, so don't mention it again."

"Really?" The wretched man was pleasantly surprised at first, and then saw Yang Jian's well-proportioned and unrestrained figure, at most like a heroic literati, his joy turned to suspicion, "That goblin is so powerful, can you really handle it?"

Yang Jian didn't answer, but there was a slight smile on his lips, it was a kind of reserved and arrogant smile, which Luo Fan was most familiar with, and also the most easily moved.

Just watching quietly, it seemed that all the anxiety and irritability disappeared with that calm smile, and the wretched man suddenly felt inexplicably at ease.