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"The first competition is to test your understanding of elves." Xiaomao replaced Aida and stood at the front of the lecture hall in the examination room, and said to the hundred candidates below with a blank expression, " So let's start now."

Originally, the host of the first and second exams should be handed over to Aida, but because Xiaomao was going to conduct a practical inspection of candidates with him in the third exam, Aida was worried that he would be underestimated due to his young age, so he specially made the front-facing Give him the opportunity to establish his prestige among the candidates.

Xiaomao operated on the computer, turned on the answer timing system, and called up No. [-]'s right or wrong answer sign on his screen.

The first question is his question about the relationship between the length of the big tongue and the length of the tongue. Since Xiaozhi only used the illustrated book to find out the information about Musashi's use of the big tongue in the Dolls Festival competition half a month ago, Xiaomao thinks that this question should not be a problem. right.

A bright red "X" successfully shattered his wishful thinking, which meant that Xiao Zhi judged the right topic as a wrong one. Xiao Mao twitched the corners of his lips and looked down with vigor.

The second question was given by Aida, the proverb "Nine-tailed Millennium, Kami Turtle Ten Thousand Years", Xiao Zhi chose O, this time the choice is correct.Xiaomao breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had hope rekindled.

The third question is definitely a super simple question, just like what Aida said when he laughed, a fool would not confuse Shawarang with Abby Lang—Xiao Mao looked at the bright green O and silently Two lines of tears flowed in his heart - he found that he was really too naive and optimistic, the gap between Xiaozhi and the definition of a fool was actually not as big as he imagined.

While recalling the order of the exam questions, while looking at Xiaozhi's answers, he sadly realized that his previous plans were completely in vain—whether it was the "King Carp" or "Gas Bomb" that he thought Xiaozhi would understand better. The exam questions are still familiar proverbs for normal people, and Xiaozhi can always perfectly avoid the correct answer.

It's a talent anyway.Xiaomao sighed and opened the answer pages of other candidates. All the questions he gave were typed wrong, and the few questions that Xiaozhi answered correctly were all written by Aida.

Xiaomao felt that the only thing that could comfort him was that Xiaozhi was not the candidate with the lowest correct answer rate, and one candidate made all the wrong questions in an incredible way.

But this is not much consolation, Xiao Mao looked at the name of "Kojiro" displayed on the screen, and couldn't help but smile with crooked eyebrows. Sure enough, the protagonist and the villain will love and kill each other forever, and they are inseparable.

His heart moved, and he tried to search for the candidate name of "Musashi". Sure enough, he found it. Xiaomao opened the answer column and glanced at it. Although his style is the most irresponsible method, the accuracy rate is a few blocks away from the other two.

Xiaomao was actually in a good mood. After witnessing Xiaozhi's continuous going further and further down the wrong path, he rekindled his confidence in his character.

And this is just an alliance appraisal test, even if Xiaozhi doesn't pass and the protagonist's halo shines on the earth, he can still collect all eight badges to participate in this year's Quartz Competition.

There are always many paths that Gao Fushuai can take. Xiaomao shrugged his shoulders and began to evaluate the scores of each candidate with Aida without any psychological pressure. He shook his head gloatingly at Xiaozhi, who was No.2 from the bottom.

The written test is not over yet, and there will be a second round of exams. Although Xiaozhi still has a chance to stand up in theory, the difficulty of the second round of exams has increased significantly. Xiaomao knew very well that Xiaozhi's score in the second round of the test could be directly scored as zero.

Xiaomao had [-]% expectations for the second round of exams. After all, as a person who was cheated by the first question, he knew how cheating Aida's questions were. a major highlight.

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When Aida called up a black hole pattern on the screen, Xiaomao took advantage of the 20-second countdown time to answer the question and quickly looked at the answers of all the candidates. Sure enough, none of them came close.

Xiao Zhi wrote "Thunder Ball", Musashi wrote "Naughty Bullet", and Kojiro, whose brain circuit is slightly different from ordinary people, wrote "Poke Ball".

As soon as the correct answer was announced, there was a lot of mourning below, and many people fell directly from their seats to the ground. Xiaomao glanced down, and when he saw the sole of Xiaozhi's sneakers, he couldn't help but lower his head and turn over. She rolled her eyes a little.

From this point of view, the knowledge level of this guy is not as good as that of Musashi. Xiaomao twitched the corner of his lips and looked up at the second question. What appeared on the screen was a long elf tail made entirely of flames.

Xiaomao was shocked immediately. This topic was given by him, and strictly speaking, it can be regarded as a benefit for Xiaozhi, because it is the tail of the little fire horse. , it was this kind of elf that was used, and successfully won the final championship.

Moreover, the characteristic of the flame tail is obvious enough. The three types of tails of Charmander, Fire Dinosaur, and Charizard that also have flame tails are obviously different from the tail of the fire horse. As a person who has successfully made Charmander It shouldn't be a problem for a trainer who has bred a fire-breathing dragon to distinguish this surprise.

But there is no doubt that the answer of "Little Charmander" that Xiaozhi filled out almost with confidence made him feel quite dizzy. Xiaomao let out a slight laugh, shrugged his shoulders, and faced the Xiaogang and Xiaoxia, who went to look down the window, spread their hands, looking helpless.

"I reckon that this idiot probably won't answer a single question correctly, and these are very high-level questions." Xiaoxia also lamented, "It was a mistake for Xiaozhi to take such an exam."

"I think it's hard to say anything until the final result comes out—didn't Xiaozhi also say that he's been trying to catch up on the knowledge of elves recently?" Contrary to Xiaoxia, Xiaogang was quite optimistic and clapped On her shoulder, she said with relief, "It's okay, it's okay, let's happily look forward to the report card."

With an indescribable sense of accomplishment, Aida announced the correct answer to this question: "This is actually the tail of the little fire pony."

Both he and Xiaomao felt that this question was really not difficult, and it was not comparable to the first question at all. However, most of the candidates below still looked at them silently with a deceitful expression, obviously the answer was wrong again. .

As a representative figure of bravery and scheming, Musashi immediately stood up, threw the pen in his hand to the ground, slapped the table hard, and said through gritted teeth: "Damn it, at least ask me a question!"

"You, sit down for me!" Aida, as the person in charge who has undertaken five alliance appraisal exams alone, is not the first time seeing such a candidate who can't afford to lose. He is neither angry nor embarrassed, but has a majestic expression on his face He pointed out, "Go back to your seat!"

"Are you kidding me? How can you become a master of a bullshit elf if you take a test like this!"

For a researcher, it is an extremely honorable thing to be awarded the honorary title of Elf Master, and it should never be tarnished with the word "shit".

Xiaomao understood, and immediately answered: "The so-called elf master is an all-round talent who can answer all types of elf questions correctly. On this basis, every researcher will choose the direction of his life's research. .”

"That's right, you need to face all kinds of problems calmly, and fully grasp the elf ecology, this is an excellent elf master." Aida raised his index finger seriously to reason with her.

"I can't stand it, I don't even know what you're talking about!" Musashi's reaction was to slam the door and leave.

Xiaomao looked inexplicably wanting to laugh. There was something pure and straightforward in Musashi's character. Although he seemed a little irritable and unreasonable, he also had his own beautiful side.

In any case, at the very least, the scores of candidates who exited the field will be cleared. Xiaozhi left the No. 2 position from the bottom and successfully advanced to No. 3 from the bottom. Congratulations.

Secretly delighted, Xiao Mao and Aida spent the whole noon listing the grades and rankings of each candidate, and the staff of the appraisal center were responsible for posting the grade list.

Xiaomao stood in front of the list and looked at the list above, and secretly wrote down the names of the top names. The opponents were probably the opponents he would meet at the Quartz Conference.

The boundary between an elf researcher and an elf trainer is not clear. Those who can get such a high score in the written test of the identification test are probably not low-level trainers. If they really meet, it may be very difficult.

He was still watching, when he heard a very familiar shout from behind: "Xiao Mao!"

Xiao Mao turned his head expressionlessly, and sure enough, he saw Xiao Zhi running over excitedly, looking up at the list with his neck up: "Did you find my name?"

Xiaomao glanced at him, did not speak, and turned around to continue looking at the list.

"I did well in the exam, there must be no problem!" Xiaozhi said confidently with his hips on his hips. He scanned it but failed to find his name, blinked his eyes suspiciously, and read it a second time patiently.

—Silly, do you really think you did well in the exam?The reality is so cruel, I can't bear to laugh at you by making my gloat more obvious.Xiaomao tried his best to suppress the upward curve of the corners of his lips, and said in a calm tone: "Don't look for it, you are not here, and the last two candidates and the candidates who left midway are all on another form."

"What?" Xiaozhi didn't expect his grades to be so poor, and looked at him in disbelief.

Xiaomao tilted his head innocently and looked back: "Congratulations, your name is listed first on that list." Sure enough, it is the world of elves, and the protagonist is the other two bitter supporting roles.