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Xiaomao's face was ashen, until they accepted the thanks from the elders and left the small town with a schoolbag full of bread, he still didn't dare to accept this fact.

Xiaomao mentioned Ballang, looked at it from beginning to end, and even touched its flat belly: "This is unscientific!" He really couldn't believe that an elf less than five months old could Eat a ton of brambles.

"What's unscientific?" The elf world never judges science or not, Xiao Gang gave him a surprised look, "I have indeed heard that some elves are gifted, and when they have special needs , can uncharacteristically eat more than their normal food intake."

"It's abnormal enough to eat a ton?" Xiaomao held up Ballang, who was only [-] meters tall, before his eyes, "Can you explain how such a large pile of thorns was stuffed into its belly?"

"...Don't be so serious, it's been eaten anyway." This advanced question obviously stumped Xiao Gang, he blinked his eyes and fell silent for a while, then waved his hand irresponsibly and let go of the answer.

So melancholy... Xiaomao twitched the corner of his mouth, and finally sighed: "Well, okay." He began to doubt whether what he did was meaningful, and followed these three people around in the forest like headless flies After five days, I finally experienced such a boring thing.

He hesitated a little, and after a brief hesitation, he still spoke: "I want to hurry to the next town, Balram ate so much food in one go, I'm worried about it, I'd better give it to Miss Joy to check and compare Insurance."

Xiaozhi answered immediately: "Okay, then let's hurry up!"

"...I mean, I have a Gyarados and a Flying Mantis, but please let them carry me on the road, the speed should be much faster than four people walking together..." Xiaomao paused for a while, not knowing what to do After continuing the conversation, I could only ask tentatively, "Do you understand what I mean?"

Xiaozhi was really disappointed, he couldn't hold it back for a long time, and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you say we go together?"

"Now is a special situation. I will wait for you in the next town." Xiaomao blinked at him, wiping off the strange aura of Qin Xianglian questioning Chen Shimei in his heart.

This statement is indeed not difficult to accept, Xiaozhi nodded obediently: "Okay, you should also pay attention to safety when you are on your way, don't be in a hurry and encounter unexpected situations, after showing Balram to the next town, you must wait there Follow me...we..."

"Okay...here is this for you." Xiaomao took out a light blue mobile phone from his pocket, "We will contact you when we arrive in the next city. My phone number is stored in it."

He bought it in Ston Town. Not every kind of phone in the elf world is as bulky as the one that Nanami and Zhenghui carry with them. As long as you don’t mind the lack of data transmission function and elf transmission function, small mobile phones Not much different from a large phone.

Xiaomao also bought a multi-function phone with full functions, and also bought a mobile phone to communicate with the three Ibrahimovic brothers anytime and anywhere, but the store was holding an event, so he gave him an extra one. Give it to Xiaozhi.

Xiaozhi was obviously stunned for a moment, feeling his face was burning hot and about to smoke, he hurriedly picked up the phone and nodded indiscriminately: "Okay, I understand..."

After he finished speaking, as if he really realized what he had just experienced, Xiao Zhi desperately lowered his head, and at the same time pulled his hat down in vain to cover his flushed cheeks, and said vaguely: "Okay, I, okay... I knew……"

Xiao Gang frowned, and gave Xiao Mao a questioning look in doubt, wanting to know what he meant, but Xiao Mao didn't look at him, and took out the Poke Ball belonging to the Gyarados from his waist, and hugged it tightly. Balram in his arms: "Then I'll go first, let's meet in the city that never sleeps."

"Well, but I remember that there is a small town not far ahead, and we can meet up without going as far as the city that never sleeps." Xiaogang looked at him with special meaning, and showed his knowledge of the Kanto area at the right time. learn.

——Hearing this person talk like this, I really can't feel that he will be the culprit who led the trio to go further and further in the right direction.Xiao Mao didn't take it seriously, and waved his hand very calmly: "Because the small town ahead will hold a carnival and garden celebration, many public facilities have been requisitioned for circus sheds and remodeled amusement facilities."

He raised his eyes, faced Xiaogang's surprised gaze, and further explained: "I recommend that you turn on the radio in the illustrated book. Every day from 12:30 am to [-]:[-] am, the Union Radio Station will provide various The latest news about town changes is still very practical in my personal opinion.”

Often getting lost for no reason is the biggest problem facing the trio at present. Xiao Gang's eyes lit up, and he nodded immediately: "Okay, thank you very much."

After he finished speaking, he still felt quite guilty. Just now he suspected that Xiaomao had chosen the farther city that never sleeps in order to deliberately avoid Xiaozhi.

"It doesn't matter anymore, it's all trivial. This little trick was told to me by Taiyi. I said it when we met before, but then I forgot when things got busy." Xiaomao said as he climbed onto the back of the Gyarados On the ground, he waved to the three people standing stupidly on the ground, "That's it, see you in the next city."

Xiaomao felt quite refreshed when he spoke. The Gyarados is more than six meters tall. Holding its horns and looking down, Xiaogang, who was once a head taller than him, was just a small peacock , this feeling is not to mention how comfortable it is.

"Gyarados, I'm sorry for your trouble." Xiaomao touched the horns on the head of the Gyarados, thinking of the three people below who were watching, and made him regret countless times and complain about himself countless times after he did something. His movements—flicking his hair pretentiously, pointing forward with his hands, “Let’s go——”

"Ah hoo—" Gyarados seemed to sense the idea of ​​the trainer wanting to have a good time at this time, and immediately opened its mouth wide and raised its head to roar, dragging a long tail sound and using the flying skill, soaring high and low. air.

Xiaomao had never ridden on an elf before for a long-distance trip. Now he was lying on the back of the tyrannosaurus, feeling the cold wind blowing against his face, making people unable to open his eyes. He shivered slightly and lowered his head. Looking at Balram in his arms: "How is it? Is it cold? Would you like to shrink into the backpack with the ice elf to warm up for a while?" Balram itself is a humanoid elf with no fur protection on his body. It is easy to catch a cold.

Balram looked at him with his head tilted, and tried to shake his little head from side to side: "Bah~~~~~~" The body temperature of the ice elf in the backpack is too low, it would be better to blow the wind outside to keep it warm. .

Xiaomao thought so, so he opened the front, trying to tuck Balram in. He had already put on warmer autumn and winter clothes, which somehow had the effect of keeping out the cold.

"Let's go~" Balram's eyes lit up, and he immediately wanted to get in, but halfway through the movement, he was caught by a long cool tail, and he raised his head in a daze to see what was going on. Son, "Is it right?"

The ice elf got out of the backpack, the ice blue eyes were quite hostile, and the claws pulled the backpack away: "Lawu~lawu~~" Xiaomao's front is obviously its exclusive area, even if it has no If there is a way to get in, I will do everything possible to prevent other elves from getting involved.

"Really?" Balram didn't know what to do for a while, so he could only turn his head to look at his trainer for advice.

Xiaomao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and felt very heartwarming, so he said, "Since the ice elf is willing to give up his position, Balaam, you can go into the backpack to keep warm." Because of its own attributes, the ice elf is not afraid at all. In the severe cold, Xiaomao is not worried that he will get sick.

Balram obediently got into the backpack, and the ice elf immediately yelled happily, twisted his body and squeezed between Xiaomao and the Gyarados, with his long tail curled around his waist, and his front paws clawing hard. Clutching the front of his chest: "La woo~"

Xiaomao was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, rubbing his chin against its forehead: "Okay, okay, when I fly on the Gyarados in the future, I will hug you like this, okay?"

Before the evolution, the ice elves were a little timid, but after the evolution, this point has changed a lot. The queen is very fanciful. He suddenly thought that maybe the difference in personality caused by evolution is still blank in the history of elf research, and it may be of great significance. Articles are available.

After thinking about it, Xiaomao was stunned for a moment. He has been worrying about how to get the expansion port every day these days, and now he is a little crazy, and he can talk nonsense about everything to the elf research.

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When Xiaomao brought the elf down from the Gyarados, Joey from the elf center in the city that never sleeps was examining the two Bobos. When he saw him coming in, he gave him a rather impatient look, and continued to hold his hand with his head down. Check work: "What's the matter?"

Xiaomao choked on such an aggressive tone, and felt a little strange and disobedient in his heart. In his mind, Joey had always been gentle and pleasant, so why did this guy from Evernight City suddenly have such a violent temper?

Of course, he never thought of making each Joey have the same personality. After all, individual differences must be respected. However, in the world of elves, such an abnormality often means another side quest.

Because the other party was already impatient at the beginning of the deal, Xiaomao did not show his surprise, but went straight to the point: "Hello, my Balan ate a ton of thorns in one meal." , I am very worried about it, and I would like to ask you to help me check my body."

This sentence shocked Joy in an instant, the stethoscope she was holding fell to the ground with a "clack", and she repeated incredulously, "Your Balram ate a ton of thorns in one meal? How can this be!"

If it's a common thing, why should I rush all night to come to the regular elf center to see a doctor?Xiaomao spread his hands and made a very helpless expression, untied his backpack and handed it over: "The little guy fell asleep on the way here, please move lightly."

"Asleep?" Joey paused, with a look of envy flashing on his face, "It's rare that it can still fall asleep in the city that never sleeps. Because the neon lights are not turned off 24 hours a day, bars and shops are open all day, and it is noisy at night. I'm dying, I haven't had a good night's sleep in days."

——Insufficient sleep will cause a change in temper, and the task NPC is giving him a little hint.Xiao Mao nodded thoughtfully, and stood aside watching Joey examine Balram.

When Joey saw clearly that Balram in the backpack was a toddler less than half a year old, his facial features even twisted a bit, and he asked in a low voice after a long time: "Has your Balram undergone any special transformation? "

There was an unconcealable suspicion in the gaze cast by the other party, Xiaomao didn't expect that he would be regarded as an analogue of the Rockets, he shook his head and said, "Of course not, I haven't even trained Balram yet, it just came from When the egg was hatched, it always had a relatively large appetite, but it has never been so exaggerated."

Joey thought for a long time, took out all kinds of unimaginable instruments and tapped on Balram's body, and frowned while watching the data on the screen: "But it has no adverse reactions, and the body still looks healthy."

Xiaomao blinked.

Joey raised his head and yawned, and slapped the table hard: "Why is it so troublesome, can't your own elf figure it out?"

Balram was so frightened that he woke up suddenly, and subconsciously stretched out his arms to give the trainer a hug.Xiaomao rolled his eyes in his heart, and gently put his elf in his arms, and asked calmly and seriously, "May I ask if you are related to Miss Joy from Heiyun City?"

Joy of the Nightless City froze for a moment before replying, "How do you know, that is my own sister."

You can tell by looking at your temper.Xiao Mao nodded to her: "Excuse me."