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At the dinner table, Xiaomao gave Liuwei the elf food he made, and watched it eat happily, narrowing his eyes slightly with satisfaction.He lowered his head to deliver food to his elf, and didn't pay attention to Xiaoxia and Xiaozhi who were arguing next to him. Anyway, as long as these two people get together, there will be times when they won't be arguing.

Xiaozhi was already upset today, he held the spoon and looked up at Xiaomao from time to time, and later he quarreled with Xiaoxia over the boring question of whether the elf's external beauty is important or the internal background is more important, and the quarrel got out of hand. Xiaogang and Xiaoxue's persuasion to fight didn't work.

In the end, the atmosphere became more and more tense, Xiaoxia slapped the table and stood up in a rage, and left with her Kodak Duck to the opposite shop, intending to show Xiaozhi that her point of view was correct with her own practice.

Xiaomao held the teacup and gave Balram a sip of water, narrowed his eyes slightly, seemed to hesitate before he said, "How should I put it, don't you think the two elves on the promotional poster of that store look very cute?" Does it look familiar?"

Xiao Gang looked at him in amazement, and murmured repeatedly: "Familiar?" Xiao Gang knew that Xiao Mao was not a random person. Since the other party said that, he obviously found a problem, but he didn't say it clearly. The truth of the matter is still unknown. It takes him to figure it out on his own.

Xiaomao held the teacup and sipped slowly, blinked his eyes, seeing that he hadn't understood yet, he had no choice but to further clarify: "Although the make-up is heavy and colorful, if you look closely, you can find that it is actually an Arbor snake and a gas bomb—these two The elf seems to have experienced many things with you."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and the two designers inside were nothing more than the Rocket duo who have been in love with you for nearly a year and have been in love with you for nearly a year. Has the human's minimum association ability been eaten by Katie Dog and Wind Speed ​​Dog?

Speaking of this, Xiaogang finally realized it, stood up from his seat, and went to pull Xiaozhi: "Come on, come with me, Xiaoxia may be in danger! The owner of that shop is actually a disguised The Rockets!" Xiaoxia threw herself into the trap, and I'm afraid it's very dangerous at this time, the two Rockets are not good friends.

"Team Rocket... Could it be that notorious poaching organization?" Xiaoxue was also taken aback. She really didn't expect that she would live peacefully with such a villain for three days. The shop of Team Rocket is located in Not far from the opposite side.

Xiaozhi stood up and casually glanced at Xiaomao who was softly comforting Xiaoxue. The more he looked at him, the more he felt that it was an eyesore, and he couldn't help but gritted his teeth: "Hey, won't you go with us?"

Who is the order of the hello?Xiaomao didn't even lift his eyelids, and helped Balram fill up the empty dessert plate, and pulled out a handkerchief to wipe off the debris on his mouth: "Could it be that you two, together with Xiaoxia, and even the mere Rockets?" Can't you solve it?" This is the legendary skill of the general.

Although it was a very clumsy provocative method, for Xiaozhi, no matter how clumsy the provocative method was, it would make him raging with anger and burn out his few rationalities.

Xiaomao looked at his back as he snorted heavily and dragged Xiaogang out, and showed a slight smile to the stunned Xiaoxue with his side eyes: "Miss Xiaoxue can rest assured, when they come back, the shop opposite will be finished." gone."

Xiaoxue seemed a little restless, Xiaomao saw through her thoughts at a glance, sighed and smiled: "Using external decorations will weaken the inner charm of the elves, not to mention that the other party is the vicious Team Rocket, who knows What kind of conspiracy is there for them to settle down in Beauty Street?"

The point of the conspiracy is actually Xiaozhi's Pikachu. Xiaomao couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart, and he said that the Rockets' indomitable spirit, if it wasn't used to fight against the protagonist, why wouldn't they be successful?Poor character is fine, IQ is not enough.

After finishing a cup of tea, he heard a very intense explosion sound from the opposite shop, and showed a sneer that seemed to have nothing to do with it.

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Xiaomao walked at the end of the line with Liuwei in his left hand and Ballang in his right. He was very calm at first, but couldn't stand someone who was very uneasy. Xiaomao finally changed after the person in front turned No.30 seven times. He got a little impatient: "What are you doing?" Because there was an extra six-tailed bat, he had already sent the big-mouthed bat back to Dr. Oki.

"Why did Xiaoxue give you this six-tailed one?" Xiaozhi muttered unhappily, "Obviously you already have a fire-type Charmander." I have no idea, but how can Xiaoxue give it to Xiaomao? Is there really something between these two people?

"I don't have a fire-type charmander." Xiaomao looked up at him expressionlessly, and at the same time the elf ball on his waist opened automatically, and the same expressionless fire dinosaur jumped out: "Ca Na~" A mouthful of flame Going over, Xiaomao put on a poker face, and slowly added the second half of the sentence to Xiaozhi who was stunned with charcoal black face: "It has evolved into a fire dinosaur." His eyes lightly fell on Xiaozhi's wide-open mouth Sweeping over, raising his eyebrows, he asked knowingly, "Why, has it been so long, and your little charmander hasn't evolved yet? No, I remember it has been with you for a long time."

"...Damn it..." Xiao Zhi looked away guiltily, couldn't help sneaking a handful of Charmander's elf ball, and suddenly his eyes lit up when he looked in front of him, "Look, what's that over there?"

Ha, can you level up your diversion skill a bit?Xiaomao snickered, and turned his head to look over. It was an Abby Lang running over from a distance, covered in sweat, and was working hard on physical training. His body was muscular and looked very capable.

"Wow, it's the wild Abby Lang!" Xiaozhi yelled excitedly, and immediately took out his elf illustration book, which seemed to be ready to take back immediately.

Xiaomao rolled his eyes and poured a basin of cold water on it without hesitation: "Don't be stupid, this is just an elf with an owner - can't you even see such an obvious thing? How many wild elves are there?" The elves practice morning jogging on the busy road early in the morning?"

This is the truth, Xiaozhi thought about it, but the other party's mocking tone still made him very upset, and he puffed his cheeks: "Hmph, although it is an elf with a trainer, I also want Pikachu to fight against it to train fighting skills , would you like to let your Balram try it too?"

"Ballang is only two months old, and he can't walk easily." They actually saw a lot of fighting elves along the way, Xiaomao thought about it, and sighed regretfully, "I remembered, the annual P- The 1 competition will be held soon." So it turned out that he had a faint feeling that something was wrong before, but now he remembered it.

"The first elf fighting competition...the grand celebration of the elf fighting season?" The P-1 competition is the highest unofficial celebration, and because of its frequent holdings, it is still well-known among the people. Xiao Gang also has an impression, and immediately said, "I understand. This Abby Lang is undergoing special training for this competition."

"That's right, my Abby Lang trains with the goal of being a champion." A dark-skinned strong man who was nearly two meters tall ran over from the road and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a white towel hanging around his neck , "I am An Mu!"

At a glance, Xiaomao understood that this was another dungeon plot inspired by the protagonist's halo. He lowered his head and touched the protrusion on the fire dinosaur's head: "Are you interested in participating in this competition?" Except for Barr who has not grown up yet, his own Among the elves, only fire dinosaurs can be involved in fighting.

"Ka Na~Ka Na Gu~~" Fire Dinosaur crossed his arms, curled his mouth in disdain, glanced at the two elves he was hugging left and right, snorted, and bent his big paws towards him sharp claws.

Xiaomao consciously sent his head up.Instead of biting his head, the fire dinosaur rode on his neck, with its long tail wrapped around his right shoulder, and its two paws lightly supported his head for balance.

The middle-aged man ran away with Abilang, Xiaomao turned his head to look behind the big tree, his eyebrows crooked with a smile: "Miss, you have been hiding behind the big tree and peeking since just now, what are you trying to do?" ?”

After he finished speaking, he paused for two or three seconds before a sad, sporty and beautiful girl came out from behind the big tree. She called herself Ai Mei, and expressed her tactful dissatisfaction with her father's behavior of pursuing his ideal to win a championship and not returning home for many years. , I hope that the trio of protagonists and a bonus passer-by can win the championship and shatter her father's ideal.

...This logic... always feels a little bit wrong.Xiaomao rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought, and he was always surprised why such a thick, dark-skinned man could give birth to such a slender and beautiful girl as Aimi. It can be seen that this man named An Mu has a beautiful wife.

He was still complaining silently, when suddenly he felt his cuffs being pulled, and he saw Xiaozhi approaching his slightly flushed face with side glances: "Let's go, let's go to Amy's house and find a way to solve her problem." question."

"It's you, not us." Xiaomao corrected his small language problem, and his voice was full of joy, "I'm sorry, I have to go to Heiyun City ahead. Grandpa called me three days ago and said there was a The rare electric pixie."

"Is the rare elf more important than Aimei's father?" Xiaozhi was obviously not happy, and Xiao Mao acted as if he was finally able to get rid of his big burden.

Xiaomao slightly pursed the corners of his mouth, and spread his hands helplessly: "Because I don't have a fighting elf, unfortunately, it seems that I really can't help you." He looked at Aimei next to him, with 12 points of sincerity and guilt: "I'm so sorry."

"No, no, it doesn't matter." Amy blushed inexplicably after being swept away by his gaze, and replied somewhat at a loss, "Thank you very much anyway."

Xiao Mao smiled at her, not paying attention to the girl's blushing cheeks, let alone Xiao Zhi's angry appearance, after saying goodbye to Xiao Gang and Xiao Xia, he took the lead on the road to Qunqing City.

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"There is no videophone in Beauty Street, how can I call my grandpa," Xiaomao touched his chin, not at all ashamed of his lies, "But the largest power plant in the Guandu area of ​​Heiyun City, there are people living around There are many electric elves who rely on electricity for a living, maybe we can really have a windfall."