Pokemon face paralyzed god

The days of part-time work are peaceful and fulfilling. Shigeru Oki goes to Xiaoqian Beauty Shop every morning to help and steal a teacher. In the afternoon, he and Charmander help take care of the injured elf at the elf center. In the evening, he takes a shower on time and has a muscle relaxation massage at a fixed time .

"Today I helped Miss Joey spit fire and boil water. Do the muscles on both sides of the cheeks hurt?" Xiaomao slowly patted the cheeks of the little Charmander lying on the bed, "Sister Xiaoqian gave me a bottle of relaxation fluid today. I'll put it on for you later."

"Li~" the little charmander turned over and lay on the bed, wagging its long tail.

"Yes, you also helped Abi Lang with a backache today, and your tail and shoulders are also tired, right?"

"Li~"

Charmander is indeed an elf that requires the trainer's extraordinary patience and energy. Although this one of mine is very picky, but as long as he masters the method, it is relatively easy to get along with. As long as you are patient, gentle, and intimacy It is not difficult to cultivate.

On this point, Oki Shigeru feels that he has a unique advantage. He doesn't like to get along with people very much, and he has a slight autistic tendency, but he has infinite patience in the face of non-human creatures.

And although he suffers from congenital and incurable cold-faced syndrome, which can be regarded as half facial paralysis, communicating with the elves does not require too much language and expressions.

Oki Shigeru was pleasantly surprised to find that he could already feel the mood swings of his elf, which was a sign of the closer relationship between the two parties.

He stayed in Viridian City for a month, and with the money he earned, he bought a pretty good tree fruit box and still had a lot left over, which was enough for him and Charmander to spend for a long time.

"Is Xiaomao leaving today? It's rare to meet such an excellent employee, and many guests have praised you!" The regretful expression on Xiaoqian's face is not fake, but she still seizes all the time to ravage the cute little boy's face .

——"..." This is Xiaomao, who was so moved that she took a break from business for half a day to see herself off, but still wanted to complain about it because of the pain in her face.

However, the difference from usual is that today he is not fighting alone, the elf ball on his waist is automatically opened, and the angry little charmander opens his mouth, and sparks with full power are sprayed over.

Oki Shigeru hastily twisted its shoulders, changed the direction of its mouth, and the flames swept away against Xiaoqian's cheek.

The female tyrannosaurus froze for a moment, and when she realized it, her face sank and she was about to get angry, but just as she opened her mouth, she saw the little charmander that attacked her turn around and start breathing fire at Xiaomao.

"It has not been very obedient, that's why I didn't bring it to the store." Oki Shigeru, who smelled the smell of burnt hair, was very calm. He was already used to it, whether it was this level of flames or Xiaoqian's surprised eyes at this time. .

After the little charmander sprayed the fire, it lazily twisted its limbs, and stood in front of Xiaomao as if swearing its sovereignty, showing its sharp claws and fangs to Xiaoqian.

"So cute, so cute!" Xiaoqian, who was still very angry just now, immediately changed her face, and stretched out her claws at the little charmander protecting the Lord with a blushing heart, but it was a pity that she was treated cruelly.

Xiaoqian held her scratched hand and looked at Xiaomao with tearful accusations, and the latter spread her hands helplessly: "You can't expect the elf to take pity on you."

He took out the elf ball he just got from Miss Joy: "Come back, Charmander."

Little Charmander turned his head and gave him a disdainful look, and continued to grin at Xiaoqian unmoved.

"...Okay, it's getting late, we should go." Xiao Mao said goodbye to Xiaoqian, and carried the little charmander on his shoulders, "the little charmander has a little toxin on its claws, although it is unlikely to leave a scar, After the shopkeeper returns, he should take care of the wound as soon as possible."

"I know, don't forget what I do!" Xiaoqian waved her hand and couldn't help repeating the topic just now, "Are you really not going to stay here any longer?"

"Well, my sister came back from the Hoenen area, and it's not good for me to hang around anymore. Goodbye, shopkeeper!"

There is a No. [-] road between Changpan City and Zhenxin Town. The road is not too long. If you drive at full speed, you can reach it in a day. When Xiaomao came, he walked slowly for nearly a week.

On the one hand, he needs to spend a lot of time looking for and collecting tree fruits and collecting raw materials for rations; on the other hand, he also needs to choose the road carefully and try to walk on the edge of the forest to avoid encountering powerful elves. After all, Charmander is too young , Combat power is limited.

When walking back, Xiaomao also took the safe approach. Before he came, he inquired about the situation of this road with the delivery company who often travels between Changpan City and Zhenxin Town, and marked the sparrow on his map. The territorial scope of the group and the Bobo group.

The forest is a huge treasure trove. Even when walking in the outermost area, he has collected a lot of fruit. With the fruit box, there is no need to worry about the problem of fruit decay.

Occasionally, it is unavoidable to encounter wild elves, most of which are common types such as little Lada and Bobo, and the level is not high. Although Charmander is not old enough, it does not take much effort to solve.

There are different levels of elves in this world, but there is no specific value. Trainers can only judge the level of elves based on how well they know their own elves.A good trainer can also use experience to deduce when the elf has reached the evolutionary barrier.

Of course, Xiao Mao doesn't have such ability yet, but he can feel that the fire power of Charmander is indeed increasing with the increase in the number of battles through personal experience.

It took Xiaomao four days to rush back to Zhenxin Town, seeking stability and detours. Just as he put his backpack in the room and worked with Little Charmander to lift out the fruit processing machine, the phone rang at home.

After Xiaomao answered, he saw Dr. Oki's excited face on the screen: "Xiaomao, you are finally back, hurry up to the top of the mountain behind the research institute, hurry up!"

After Dr. Oki finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and no one answered the call again. Xiao Mao sighed secretly, picked up the little Charmander, and ran up to the top of the mountain.

After several days of trekking and exhaustion, Charmander is not light. Although the hill behind the research institute can only be regarded as a larger mound strictly speaking, Xiaomao was already out of breath after running up.

He could see Dr. Oki's iconic white coat from a distance, and the brown-haired woman with fluttering hair beside him now.

"Grandpa, sister, Little Fire Dragon and I are back." Xiaomao stepped forward to say hello, but as soon as he finished speaking, his sister in name grabbed his face.

Nanami seemed very dissatisfied: "Xiao Mao, I haven't been back for more than a year. I finally went back to my hometown to have a look. You only care about playing outside and only now come to see me?"

Xiaomao felt weak all over. He once again felt that his autism had a lot of reasons. Dealing with human beings was a trouble. It is very dangerous, and the little Charmander was also injured, so it took a few days to come here!"

He pretended to be pitiful, and opened his sleeves to show the claw marks scratched by Charmander: "It was attacked by a Bibi bird yesterday."

"What, are you injured?" Nanami immediately forgot to be angry, and reached out her hand to grab it.

Just kidding, the famous elf researcher Oki Nanami couldn't tell the difference between the claw marks of birds and dinosaurs. Xiaomao put down his sleeves calmly and clenched his fists resolutely: "It's okay, I I have grown up, this little injury is nothing!"

"Good boy, have ambition!" The fire in Dr. Oki's chest was also burning, and he clenched his fists as if to welcome the blue sky.

When Xiao Mao felt ashamed and felt that he needed stomach medicine, Nanami grabbed the old doctor who was immersed in her own world by the collar and shook it back and forth: "Grandpa, Xiao Mao is only eight years old this year, and you actually let him take a Only untrained juvenile charmanders crossing the No. [-] road alone?!"

Tsk tsk, having a hot-tempered sister is really a painful and happy thing.Confirming again that he still prefers girls of the Yamato Fuko type, Oki Shigeru interrupted the play between the two helplessly: "Grandpa, sister, do you have something to explain when you asked me to come here?"

Did he come all the way here from his home on the west side of the town just to watch this farce?Xiao Mao lowered his head to look at Charmander in his arms, who also felt bored and was yawning with his head raised.

Charmander stretched out his small paws to wipe away the tears flowing from the corners of his eyes, and decided to ignore the two noisy people in front of him. He climbed onto Xiaomao's neck with all fours, opened his mouth wide and bit it, and heard the familiar scream, Little Charmander felt that his dragon birth was perfect.

The chaotic scene was interrupted by the continuous violent vibration of the ground under her feet. Only then did Nanami remember her main job, and she slapped her forehead with great surprise: "Bangira really gave birth!"

"Bangira?" The name is very strange, and it is definitely not a species in the Kanto area. Xiaomao immediately asked, and there is such a big movement in laying eggs. This kind of elf is absolutely unusual.

Dr. Oki explained next to him: "Bangira is an elf that exists in Chengdu and Fengyuan area. It is a very rare and powerful elf type."

"That's right, this kind of elf lays eggs deep in the ground. The born Yukira will eat a lot of soil around it, and after a long sleep, it will evolve into Shakira." Nanami further explained , as the master, she understands the habits of this kind of elf better than Dr. Oki, who focuses on the study of elves in the Kanto area.

Xiaomao nodded: "This Benjila is my sister's elf?"

"I caught it by accident while hiking, and it has always been my main elf." Nanami glanced at the younger brother of the little charmander on her head, and took the opportunity to teach her earnestly, "So, during the trip, I still use my own two legs. , which is more beneficial to the growth of trainers."

"...I understand." Xiao Mao, who nodded solemnly, smiled wryly in his heart. He had long since given up on the naive idea of ​​buying a limited edition red luxury sports car, okay?

It took a long time for the violent vibration to stop. The head of the two-meter-tall giant got out of the cracked ground, but the body didn't come out.

Dr. Oki's expression changed immediately, and he asked seriously, "What's going on?"

As a trainer, Nanami ran over in a hurry, stroked Benjila's head and knelt down, listened for a while, and stood up with a very ugly expression: "It laid two eggs."

Dr. Oki was silent and did not speak.

"Huh?" Little Charmander let go of his head, tilted his head and yelled in doubt, Bangira immediately looked at this side and roared angrily, Xiao Mao hurriedly covered his troublesome mouth.

Nanami completely lost the vitality she had just now, and hugged Bangira's head with red eyes to comfort her for a long time before putting her elf into the elf ball.

Xiaomao followed her sister back to Omu's house obediently, patted Nanami on the shoulder, obediently did not bother her, and went into her room.

"Huh?" Little Charmander shook his head and grabbed his clothes, blinking his dark eyes.

Xiao Mao held it in his arms and explained in a low voice: "Except for elves that have the habit of laying eggs on a large scale, other types of elves can only lay one egg at a time."

"Generally speaking, the abilities of elves' parents can only provide enough nutrients for one offspring to grow up. If more than one egg is laid at a time, the strong elves will hatch first and devour their brothers and sisters." Xiaomao scratched Scratching the top of Charmander's head, "I gave birth to two eggs, but only one little Yukira hatched in the end. As a mother, Bangira must be very uncomfortable?"

Although that is what he said, in fact he felt a little disapproving. Survival of the fittest itself is the natural law of reproduction. Although a small life is doomed to die, the hatched Yukira will be healthier and stronger than the same kind. This is for the entire population. Saying it is actually a good thing.

"Li~lili~" the little charmander screamed, and the little paws began to wave around.

"Well, how should I put it, it's just like bird elves feeding on insect elves. It's an innate instinct. It's better for humans not to intervene too much." Xiaomao hugged it and turned over. , "So even though grandpa and sister are very reluctant, they can't go into the soil and take one of the eggs out."

Bangira's egg, as long as the elves born in this way can be properly raised, their future achievements are destined to be extraordinary. Xiaomao was a little tempted, but just thinking about it, he kissed the little charmander, "Tomorrow will officially start Trained, Charmander, are you ready?"

"Wow--"

"It hurts, my head ah-"