Pokemon face paralyzed god

Holding the elf egg in his arms, Oki Shigeru handed over the flying mantis that participated in the battle to Ms. Joey for inspection and care. He came to the room with his room card and put the heavy elf egg on the soft mattress. Sit down on a small bench nearby.

The big-mouthed bat consciously squatted on top of his head. Since Charmander evolved, this place has become its exclusive area.The fire dinosaur sat on his left leg, grinned at Shakira on his right leg and flashed his paws: "Ka Na~Ka Na Gu~~" Go away, go away.

"Dara~" Shakira turned his head to the side very simply, ignoring it.If you want to get out, get out, if you have the ability, let's fight to see who can beat the other.

Xiaomao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that a dispute was about to start again, he quickly raised his chin: "Okay, look, the elf egg is completely lit up, and little Balram is about to be born!"

He felt ashamed of this clumsy way of changing the subject, but the words were still very attractive. The fire dinosaur's opened mouth was reluctantly closed, and Shakira could only cancel it by using the landslide to crack it. Nice idea.

A trainer's three little elves stared round and looked curiously at the elf egg that shone with soft light white light. It was the first time for them to witness the egg hatching with their own eyes.

The white light gradually became stronger, and a dark crack appeared on it, appearing from the top of the center, and then the crack slowly spread to the surroundings, and the entire upper half was shattered.

In just a few seconds, a light purple half-meter-tall elf pierced through the upper part of the eggshell, and poked its head out from inside. The three protruding little heads shook from side to side, so you can see clearly. When Xiaomao was young, he stretched out both arms: "Bah~bali~li~~"

Sure enough, the newly hatched elf has an innate perception of the trainer, Xiao Mao was a little flattered, and quickly stretched out his arms to hug it out of the lower half of the eggshell.

"Mil~" Balram held his left arm tightly with two small hands with three fingers, arched his head on his shoulder and elbow affectionately, and twitched his nose to smell the smell of the trainer.

The newborn Ballang's body was covered with milky white egg white, and Xiao Mao was covered all over.Xiao Mao didn't care, and took out an odorless wet wipe to wipe it.

The cool liquid on the wet wipes made Balram shrink his neck, and when he was occasionally rubbed against his soft flesh, he twitched with laughter, kicking his legs around indiscriminately: "Bah, bah, bah, bah~~"

Xiaomao couldn't help shaking his head when he grabbed his little dark brown shoes and wiped off the egg white mucus on the soles. In fact, when he got the eggs, he had been thinking about this question with a serious face. Why did Balram Did you bring your own underpants and shoes when you were born?This unscientific.

Oki Shigeru, who couldn't find a reasonable answer to this question after much deliberation, sighed deeply, spread his palms and shook his head again and again, fairy tale, fairy tale, how can you be so careless?

Among the seven unsolved mysteries of Pokemon, the Balram family occupies one of them - all of Balram and his evolved forms are male only, but they can mate with each other and reproduce offspring - this is also unscientific.

Xiaomao was full of slander, hugged the cleaned little Balram in his arms and looked up and down, couldn't help laughing, and said complacently: "My vision is good, and my guess at the beginning was right." It has the characteristic of perseverance, and the attack is greater than the defense. For those who choose eggs for the first time, it is rare to be able to guess all of them.

Xiaomao opened his backpack, took out the food in it, put them on the bed one by one, and gestured to Balram who kept rubbing against his chest: "Hey, if you're hungry, choose what you like to eat. "

The newly hatched Balram does not yet have the ability to walk independently, which is very different from Yukira, who can perform great tricks from the very beginning.

Xiaomao gently put Balram on the mattress, raised the packing boxes in front of it one by one, and kept or took away the things according to Balram's nodding or shaking his head.

Balram's eating habits are rather complicated. He grabbed the spicy food with his left hand, and the fire dinosaur's mouth slowly opened.Balram took a bite, chewing and chewing with puffy cheeks, his face changed from light purple to dark purple, he opened his mouth and spat it out.

Little Balram grabbed the salty food with his right hand again, and Shakira's round body turned around in mid-air, with a fierce gleam in his eyes.Fortunately, the taste was not to its liking, so Balram threw away the remaining half in disgust after taking a bite.

Xiaomao saw that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Fortunately, Balram finally drank a pack of Momo milk with great enthusiasm, his golden eyes narrowed into two crescents happily, and quickly drank the whole box of milk. There was a loud belch, and the two calves kicked back and forth: "Baili~baili~~"

Xiaomao always chooses super-large packages when buying things. A box of Momo milk is 1000cc, which is Ibrahimovic’s five-day appetite.

Xiaomao shook the light wrapping paper in his hand to make sure that there was not a drop left in it, and silently closed his subconsciously opened mouth.

He didn't hide his strangeness and ignorance, he couldn't help but stroked Balram's round belly, and Balram, who was scratched to the point of itching again, laughed and hiccupped again.

The air was filled with a faint scent of milk, and Ballang drank it all over his face. Xiaomao wiped it clean, and saw that it stretched out its small arms and went to grab the bitter food again, so he hurriedly took the food bag away: "It can't be done!" , and your stomach won’t be able to bear it if you eat any more.”

He has seen something edible but he has never seen something so edible. Looking at Balram's tearful golden eyes raised up, Xiaomao felt powerless all over again: "Hey, be obedient. After you digest the contents of your stomach, I'll give you food." Can you make delicious tree fruit pie?"

"Barry..." Little Balram sucked his finger in his mouth, staring at him with pity and expectation with his big eyes blinking, "Barry... mile~~"

The feeling of powerlessness became more serious, and the corners of Xiaomao's mouth twitched for a long time. Under the gaze of those big eyes that were clear and accused, he finally gave in: "Okay, but I can only take one bite..."

He patted his cheek and said solemnly, "One bite!"

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When Shigeru Oki appeared on the screen with an earthy face, Xiao Zhi, who was about to complain, was startled. He looked him up and down, with a strange expression on his face: "Hey, what's wrong with you?" Say, "Are you all right?"

"Can you believe that on the first day of life, a newborn Ballang has three meals, three super-sized cans of Momo milk, and a whole box of bitter food?" Xiaomao couldn't help but raised his hand and pulled his cheek. , and stretch to both sides.

Xiaozhi was stunned for a moment, looked at his funny expression, but didn't smile. He didn't know what he thought of, but his cheeks turned red. He lowered his head and looked away uncomfortably: "I've arrived in Jinhuang City." Well, okay I want to pinch Baozi's face...

"Golden City?" Xiaomao immediately calmed down when he heard the name of the city, no longer ravaged his cheeks, and said sternly, "Nazzi, the gym master of Golden City, is an excellent trainer, you have to deal with it seriously. "In fact, he has always felt that the super power system is a bit foolish in fighting.

Xiaozhi opened his mouth, and was obviously stunned for a moment: "That's right, my Pikachu was beaten badly by her Yongjila, and we were almost turned into dolls."

It turns out that the Whip Queen's bad taste hasn't changed. Xiaomao rubbed his smooth chin and blinked his eyes: "Super-type elves have an advantage over non-ghost-type elves. Pikachu must be restrained to death." Damn..." You have the ability to teleport and dodge when you attack someone, and you can also use your thoughts to bounce back directly, which is really shameless.

He felt something was wrong in the middle of speaking: "Yongjila? I am fighting against Casey. Could it be that Casey just evolved in the past few days?"

Xiaozhi immediately raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and his facial features gradually turned into a "囧", looking aggrieved: "It just happened to evolve when I was fighting with me! This should be regarded as using the second elf. It's illegal!"

You have devoured the league's battle rules.Xiaomao didn't want to comment on the rule-blind people, so he pretended not to hear this sentence, and thought about it thoughtfully: "If I were you, I would take Ziyuan Town, which is a famous ghost town, and there are many ghost towns." It's an elf."

Xiaozhi showed an excited expression, moved close to the screen, and said emotionally: "Xiao Mao, you are so kind to me!"

The begging and coquettish look of Katie just after taking a bath made Xiaomao shiver subconsciously, stroked the bristling hair on his arm, and pressed the button to cut off the call connection without saying a word.

After thinking about it, he called Nanami.Ibrahimovic is still being fostered by someone else, and I don't know if the process of evolving into an ice elf is going smoothly.

But to his surprise, it was not Nanami who answered the phone this time, but Dr. Zhenghui with a half-faced face.

"Xiao Mao, are you here to look for Nanami?" Zhenghui was not surprised or surprised when he saw him, but just looked at him before lowering his head and continuing to check the information on the computer.

Xiao Mao glanced at the room behind him, but did not see any trace of the second person: "Yes, have you already left the land of ice and snow?"

"Yes, we also heard another rumor in the Sinnoh area. It seems that someone once saw a cat-like elf near the Padai Forest. Maybe it is also a kind of Eevee evolution. Nanami and I came from Iceberg I’m going up and down, and I’m planning to go there to have a look after I’m done.” Zhenghui explained to him with a straight face, “Nanami took your ice elf to go shopping, and I’ll ask her to call you back when she comes back. What city are you in now?"

"Rainbow City." Xiaomao twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked away guiltily for no reason. Whenever he saw a person with facial paralysis, he had the urge to stare at them.

Zhenghui finally raised his head from the pile of materials, stared at him for a second, and then hesitantly and slowly said: "...the city of perfume...?"

...Hey, where did you get the suspicious redness on your face?As a representative of an otaku with a paralyzed face, you can't discredit the entire race, can you?Xiaomao smiled dryly: "Yes, the whole city here is filled with a faint smell of perfume." Fortunately, there is no smell inside the elf center, otherwise the big-mouthed bat would not be leisurely grabbing food to tease little Ballang like it is now.

The tempting light in Zhenghui's eyes became more and more obvious. He subconsciously looked around and saw no outsiders, so he lowered his voice nervously: "Can you bring me some perfume?"

"...the type that increases the intimacy of elves?" Xiao Mao was struggling with his last hope, and the image of Dr. Zhenghui, an elf researcher, was in jeopardy in his heart.

Zhenghui's face was flushed, and he looked left and right again, his voice was as thin as a mosquito, and his voice was inaudible: "The kind of... the type that girls like..." Then he shyly gave Xiaomao a note with "you know" written all over it. tacit expression.

Xiaomao realized it instantly, and after thinking about it, he could understand that Zhenghui is interested in dolls, hand-made hands and trumpet bud phones, and it is normal to be interested in perfume, a man's body and daughter's heart.

He was very ashamed of the surprise he showed just now, for fear that Zhenghui would feel that he was discriminating against him, so he didn't hide it without any trace, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, I'll buy the whole series and post them to you —but I need to know where you will be staying in about six days."

"We can stay here forever." Zhenghui coughed pretendingly, and looked behind him nervously, "Anyway, Nanami also suggested to take a good rest and relax." Pulling a girl with him After being frozen on the Daxue Mountain for half a year, Zhenghui also felt quite guilty.

"I'm back—" Nanami's voice suddenly came from the entrance, with the special excitement of a girl shopping for more than three hours, "Come and see the clothes I bought for you—"

Zhenghui jumped up from his seat all of a sudden, and hurriedly covered the screen with the computer in his hand, as if trying to hide the fact that he was talking to Xiaomao: "That's it, I'll do it first..." His voice was anxious Quickly, his face was red enough to bleed, and the screen went black before he could finish speaking.

... But how do I remember that I called to see Ibrahimovic before talking to my sister... Xiaomao rubbed his chin and pondered for three seconds, then decided to ignore the question.

In fact, Zhenghui can completely trust his character, and he Oki Shigeru is not a boring person who will publicize other people's special hobbies.Xiao Mao shrugged, turned and went back to his room.

The second he closed the door, a mournful roar cut through the peaceful sky of Rainbow City: "Big Mouth Bat, if you dare to steal the food I hid and give it to Balram, I will cut off your food for three days!" Ration!"