Pokemon face paralyzed god

Shigeru Oki looked expressionlessly at the "hahahaha" person who collapsed on the ground laughing. Although it had only been 3 minutes, the image of the Queen of Nazi, Whip and Boots in his mind had collapsed and shattered 3 minutes ago. There is no dregs left.

It was just a simple eye-to-eye game—and they only looked at each other for more than ten seconds, and Nazi had been laughing and fell to the ground for a full two minutes.

Not only was Nazi clutching her stomach and laughing twitching like a relapse of epilepsy, even her elf Cathy fell limply to the ground, the fox had a funny smile on her face, and she didn't mind dancing on her belly at all. fire dinosaur.

There is a saying that human nature is cheap. When you defeat the enemy, if the other party doesn't care, then your sense of accomplishment will be greatly reduced.The same goes for the elf.

The Fire Dinosaur, who had just finished a fierce fight and evolved smoothly, suddenly fell from a high altitude to a trough. He kicked Casey heavily in the face angrily. As a result, a lot of big tails grew, and they came to join their own trainers.

Xiaomao rolled his eyes at Nazi and Kathy, who were having a convulsion with laughter, and secretly thought that his little fire, no, fire dinosaur was reliable, squatted down and stretched out his arms, happily preparing to welcome the little elf's love hug .

The Fire Dinosaur ran up to him and stared at his head for three seconds, obviously a little sad. Originally, Xiaomao squatted down to reach just under his chin, and could bite his head as soon as he lowered his head. Now that his body has grown taller, he can only bend Only by lowering his waist can he bite him—and his own weight is no longer suitable for biting on the trainer's neck, which is irresponsible for Xiaomao's life.

The dejected Fire Dinosaur even drooped its long tail behind it. Xiaomao couldn't bear it, sighed and comforted him: "It doesn't matter, Fire Dinosaur, our relationship is still very strong..."

He held back his words and wanted to comfort his initial elf, but before the first sentence was finished, the fire dinosaur suddenly figured out a certain problem, and hammered his head heavily with its big paw: "Caa~ "

Xiaomao felt that his feet were hanging in the air at once, and the fire dinosaur lifted him up, holding his back with its big paws, turning the nominal trainer around like a little sea lion in a circus. Go, I couldn't help but make an excited and joyful voice: "Ka Na~Ka Na Gu~"

Xiaomao looked at the ever-changing scene in front of him, and occasionally caught a glimpse of Nazi pointing at him who was laughing even more crazily, with black lines all over her hair and sighing again and again.

——It's really hard work and cheating for the trainer to mix himself up to this point.

The one who rescued Xiao Mao from the state of self-pity and self-pity was the flying mantis that automatically emerged from the elf ball at his waist.Flying Mantis with a stern face exuding meticulous integrity all over his body swung his two sickles forward, put the sickles together and held Xiao Mao on his back to hug him up.

Xiao Mao turned dizzy, his face was flushed and he was stunned for a long time, the shaking scene in front of him finally stabilized, he grabbed the waist of Flying Mantis, and almost burst into tears: "Thank you, Flying Mantis!"

The rare smile on the fire dinosaur's face disappeared as quickly as the appearance of the flying mantis. It got up from the ground and stared at it with a cold face: "Fuck!"

"Carda!" Flying Mantis stared back without the slightest fear.

Seeing this scene, Xiaomao felt that something was wrong with the aura. He kicked his legs and fell to the ground, squeezed his body between the two of them, and persuaded him: "Okay, okay, you all go back to the poke ball first."

"Coffee!"

"Card da!"

Nazi laughed until the two elves were put away, then slowly floated up, hanging in the air and looking at him, the smile on the corner of her mouth hadn't calmed down: "You are more interesting than everyone I've ever seen."

Xiaomao didn't think this honor was such a great compliment, he shrugged his shoulders: "I recommend you to watch "Miao Boss and Little Lada" on the Children's Intellectual Development TV station at 08:30 every night, which is better than playing with my big eyes. It's much more interesting to squint."

After he finished speaking, he was a little proud. The adaptation of "Miao Boss and Little Lada" from the cartoon "Tom and Mouse" in his previous life made him a lot of money, and he made a fortune.

Nazi nodded seriously, and stretched out her hand to him: "Thank you."

"You're too polite." Xiaomao held her hand in a friendly manner, with regrets in his heart. As an atypical otaku, the whip-wielding queen was more attractive to him than the paralyzed girl.

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Xiaozhi lay ill on the bed, staring blankly at the white ceiling of the hospital, with his mouth curled down, showing a sullen look.

Huazi picked up the medicine bottle he had finished drinking, closed the door of the ward softly, turned around and sighed to Xiaogang and Xiaoxia who were whispering together: "I don't know what's wrong with this kid Xiaozhi, I didn’t even notice that there was no sugar in today’s potion.”

Love makes people grow old, and children who are explicitly rejected before confessing their love need to be touched more carefully.Xiaogang made a helpless expression of "I'll say so" to Xiaoxia, raised a smiling face and comforted: "Auntie, don't worry, I believe that with Xiaozhi's personality, he will recover soon."

Although that is what he said, he is not so optimistic. It is not so easy to recover from the blow of losing love for the first time. First love is always different, especially for a single-celled creature like Xiaozhi.

Huazi glanced at them quietly. Although she could see that the two juniors had something to hide from her, she didn't expose it. She just nodded: "I hope so."

After Huazi finished speaking, she took the medicine box and walked away. Xiaoxia immediately rolled her eyes at Xiaogang: "Hey, I really think we should tell auntie the truth."

"But Auntie will be very sad if you know about it." Xiaogang spread his hands, "I don't think it's necessary at all, the hormones of puberty are relatively unreliable, I think Xiaozhi will naturally want to leave after a few months. It's over." The beauty of first love is usually that it doesn't work out.

He originally thought that Xiaozhi looked at Xiaomao with strange eyes, but he didn't think much about it. He didn't expect it to become like this all of a sudden.Ever since Xiaomao left Xiaozhi's half-dead appearance, he couldn't tell that he was blind.

"Hmph——" Xiaoxia exhaled heavily from her nose, and after thinking about it, she said, "Okay, then I will do what you want for the time being—but Xiaozhi can't go on like this, he is already recovering from his illness, but Still stuck in bed and unable to get up..."

Xiaoxia has piled up a lot of complaints in the past few days, but before she can say anything, she is stunned as if someone had her tongue cut through, she opened her mouth wide and pointed forward, with an expression of disbelief on her face: "Xiao, Xiaomao?! "

"We've only been separated for seven days. Do you need to be so excited to see me?" Xiao Mao who just walked around the corner was a little surprised by her ghost-like eyes, and couldn't help but look around. There was no ghost elf around him. .

It's okay for Xiaoxia to suffer from convulsions by herself, but Xiao Gang, who turned his back to him, turned his head along, not less surprised than Xiaoxia: "Why are you here?!"

"Why can't I be here?" Xiaomao asked inexplicably. Seeing that they didn't react, he figured it out, "Oh, you don't know. Grandpa called me before and said that Xiaozhi had a cold. I'll take a look."

"So... that's why you're here?" His attitude of cooperation was so abnormal, Xiaogang felt that although Xiaomao politely rejected him, he didn't feel disgusted with Xiaozhi.

Xiaomao nodded: "I have already obtained the golden badge. I left Golden City for Rainbow City. I passed by Lam Pruchi City on the way, so I came to see him. He has been sick for such a long time, how is his condition?" ?”

Drop in?Originally, there was a direct link from Golden City to Rainbow City, but after returning to Lampuluchi City, one would have to go to Hatoba Harbor to get to Rainbow City, which was not something that could be reached along the way.Xiaogang's heart fluttered, but he didn't show it. He let go of the topic with a smile: "Xiaozhi is much better. He is in the room. Go in and have a look."

Xiaomao gestured to him, then opened the door and went in.

Xiaogang turned around and looked at Xiaoxia with a serious face: "Guess how many minutes it takes for them to quarrel?"

Xiaoxia's expression was strange: "I think you are too optimistic... The time they quarreled should be counted in seconds." Sure enough, just as the words fell, Xiaozhi's roar came from inside: "Oki Shigeru, you are just pretending to be sick. pity!"

The two looked at each other, and Qi Qi sighed helplessly.

In the ward, Xiaomao wiped the saliva off his face very calmly: "I'm not wrong. Looking at you now, how can you tell that you are a patient?"

"I... I'm just sick, I'm seriously ill!" Xiaozhi looked down at the way he was stepping on the quilt with bare feet and screaming in pajamas. It seemed that he was really not convincing, so he sat back and shrank. Back under the quilt, staring at him vigilantly, "You, why did you come here?"

Xiao Mao squinted at his so-called old enemy contemptuously: "I'm here to see you crying with an IV drip—it's a pity that I didn't get a small injection this time." After getting a small injection in the buttocks and crying so loudly, Xiao Mao, who had just passed through, had his IQ evaluated for the first time - that was the lowest score Xiao Mao had ever scored.

Xiaozhi obviously knew what he was referring to, his cheeks were burning like fire, he clenched his fists and shouted: "I, I'm not afraid of injections anymore!" Cross tape, "I didn't feel any pain when I got the injection today."

"It's nothing to show off." Xiaomao used all his power to mock and hate Dafa, "Compared to five years ago, you are always a little bit better."

Xiaozhi snorted heavily, and shook his head to the side vigorously, only showing half of his red earlobe facing him.