Pokemon face paralyzed god

Oki Shigeru has always known that Xiaozhi is the absolute protagonist of this world. If you follow him, you will definitely have the opportunity to see all kinds of incredible things and the demeanor of various mythical beasts—so he is not surprised at all. The first day of departure Xiaozhi, who can even make a phoenix, will somehow get an invitation ticket for the luxury liner San Anne for four people.

Xiaomao glanced at the Rocket duo wearing grass skirts and painting their skin brown and handing out tickets everywhere, and then at the protagonist trio who were excited about their good luck, wrinkled with a headache frown.

"Ah, it's really great that this kind of thing can happen." Xiaoxia's eyes were searching among the passenger ships at the ferry, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she pointed to the largest, most luxurious and beautiful passenger ship in front of her, "Look, this one looks like It's the San Anne!"

——How could anyone believe in such a thing as pie in the sky.Xiaomao really felt very powerless, moved his lips but didn't say anything, and followed the joyful three people onto the passenger ship.

There was a lot of people in the cabin, and the smell of all kinds of food was still exuding in the cabin. At least three or four hundred trainers gathered.

Xiaozhi looked at the lively scene in front of him with bright eyes, and pulled Xiaomao's sleeve without warning: "Look over there, look over there, it's elves fighting!"

Xiao Mao frowned slightly, and freed his sleeve from his hand, followed his fingers to look towards the center of the cabin, where a Radha happened to bite the fiery red gemstone in the center of a gem starfish.

"Bouyi~" Hearing the voice, Ibrahimovic poked his head out and took a look. He seemed to feel the pain of the gem starfish and shrank his neck, but he didn't pay much attention to it. He raised his head and yawned a little.This level of duel is only at the middle and lower levels, and Ibrahimovic does not see it in his eyes.

Xiaomao touched the top of its furry head, and said softly, "You must be very tired after a day's driving, right? Sleep for a while, and I'll call you when it's dinner time."

He is always full of endless patience when facing the elves, and there are traces of gentleness and pampering on his brows. Xiaozhi, who was very excited to watch the game just now, peeped here frequently, and he didn't know what he thought of , his expression gradually dimmed.

"Pika~Pikachu~" Pikachu jumped from one shoulder to the other, stared at the bulging bag on Xiaomao's chest for three seconds, grinned, and then pulled his collar and burrowed into it.

Xiao Mao shivered for a moment, the shirt that was originally tied around his waist came loose due to the excessive force of the fall, without the restraint of the belt, the two elves fell out of the shirt to the ground together.

Ibrahimovic opened his light brown eyes in confusion, and his long tail served as a parachute well. With a slight swing in the air, he landed lightly on the ground while maintaining his balance.After completing this series of actions, it still didn't realize what happened. It tilted its head and looked at its trainer suspiciously: "Bouyi?"

"Pika!" Pikachu imitated its appearance and waved its lightning-shaped tail, but he didn't have the innate advantage of Ibrahimovic. He fell to the ground with his head facing down, his face stuck to the ground, and his small body remained vertical for three seconds. , the two dangling calves kicked a few times unwillingly, and finally slipped to the ground, "Qiu! Qiuqiu!"

Xiao Gang touched his chin with a thoughtful expression, and kept nodding: "Sure enough, Xiao Zhi's Pikachu is very interested in Xiao Mao's Ibrahimovic."

Xiaomao picked up the more or less naturally dumb elves with each hand, and sighed: "Stop making trouble, I will take you around, there seems to be an area selling special souvenirs in the rest area, see if there are any you like of."

He doesn't know exactly how Pikachu is, but Ibrahimovic likes all kinds of beautiful trinkets very much.Xiaomao gestured to Xiaozhi, and then came to the merchandise area with the two in his arms.

He didn't care about Xiaozhi's intentions. With Xiaozhi's passionate personality, he would definitely rush to join the battle immediately.Xiaomao thought for a while, and released his other five elves: "Everyone is tired after a day of fighting, relax now, and get a good night's sleep."

"Young boy, young boy, come and see my elf!" Xiao Mao was passing by a cabinet when he was suddenly stopped by someone. He turned his head following the voice and saw a middle-aged man with a white scarf on his head. The man was lying on top of a sink, looking at him mysteriously.

This kind of scene that seemed to blurt out "Do you want porn, buddy" in the next second made Xiaomao couldn't help looking around, and pointed to his nose after confirming that there was no one nearby: "Excuse me, are you calling me?"

"That's right, that's right, look at this little elf I raised!" The middle-aged uncle pointed at the little elf floating quietly in the sink and blinked at him, then said in a seductive voice, "It's amazing. It's not an ordinary carp king, but a carp among carp, the legendary carp king!"

The uncle raised his right hand to cover his mouth, and lowered his voice mysteriously: "I'll tell you a shocking secret, this carp king can produce gold!"

Ah, I didn't expect that this kind of trickery and abduction would hit his head. Thinking that he was also inexplicably tricked into this ship, Xiaomao had the urge to see if there was a "Kay" on his forehead. Sub" label.

He lowered his head and glanced at the carp king swimming in the tank, his heart skipped a beat, the eyes of the dead fish were sharp for a moment, he stood up nonchalantly and looked at the uncle: "What do you mean by that?"

"The carp king will lay a thousand eggs at a time, and a thousand carp kings will lay a thousand eggs again, and a thousand times of a thousand is one million!" The middle-aged uncle slapped the Yugong Yishan spirit of “Endless” and said, “This kind of good thing only happens once, and for 100 alliance coins, I’ll sell this carp king to you!”

[-] Union Coins—you must know that even precious evolutionary stones can't reach this price.Xiaomao blinked: "But this king carp is male, it doesn't seem to be able to lay eggs, right?"

The enthusiastic smile on the uncle's face froze, and the two of them looked at each other for five seconds. Xiaomao could clearly see from this man's face, "What, this king carp is actually a male? I'm so unlucky." Already" the god complained.

He gave himself a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart, took advantage of the natural advantage of facial paralysis, and stared at the uncle until he looked away guiltily.

"The carp king is the most common elf in the water system. Even if you fish with an old fishing rod, you can catch more than 20 fish in one afternoon." Xiaomao smiled at him kindly, "If I remember correctly, the carp Wang’s selling price in the market is generally between [-] yuan and [-] yuan.”

Although the carp king evolved into a tyrannosaurus, the carp jumped the dragon's gate and lost its domineering side, but it cannot be denied that it takes a lot of energy to train the carp king to evolve.Before evolution, the carp king only had a non-offensive water splashing skill, so it couldn't evolve through combat at all, and could only rely on the trainer's patience to cultivate it.

The middle-aged uncle's face was a little greenish, his forehead was greasy, and he was sweating a lot.Xiaomao rubbed his chin and took the time to continue looking at him: "I have been forgetting to tell you that I am a junior prosecutor of the Elf Alliance. Although it is not the prosecutor's job to catch liars, I believe that one or two liars should be caught to maintain law and order. You won’t be told that Katie Dog is trying to meddle in Ladda’s business.”

After some words, the middle-aged uncle's face turned from green to white, and he laughed dryly: "I was just joking, everyone knows that the carp king can't produce gold... What I really mean is , I see fate with you, shall I give this elf to you?"

Well, after scaring myself, I changed from "young boy" to "you", Xiaomao looked innocent: "Look at what you said, that's so embarrassing. I'm just kidding, I really plan to spend [-] alliances To buy this King Carp from you." After he finished speaking, he could feel the King Carp in the tank move abnormally.

The middle-aged uncle was stunned, stared at him blankly, and finally laughed dryly with the corners of his mouth pulled: "Are you kidding me now?" Ten alliance coins, why did you change your mind now?Ten thousand union coins is indeed the price he used to deceive fools.

"The physical quality of this carp king is very outstanding." Xiaomao squatted down and carefully looked at the little elf swimming quietly in the tank. I believe it is worth the price."

This carp king seems to have enough experience, and there are many scratch marks on its body, which are the result of fighting with other elves, which is very unusual for a carp king.

These are all secondary, Xiaomao looked at it quietly, he could feel the unconcealable unwillingness, presumably as a carp king who is generally regarded as useless, it must very much want to prove itself.

Physical fitness can be cultivated, but fighting consciousness is difficult to develop. Xiaomao believes that as long as such an elf is given a chance, its future will be limitless.Because of the hidden worry of "one thing can't be done, nothing can be done", such an elf will cherish every opportunity to express himself and display [-]% of his ability in battle.

Today's Shigeru Oki is no longer the poor guy who needed to work part-time to earn snacks two years ago. His manuscript fee has reached an appalling figure, and [-] Union Coins are nothing.

After paying the bill, Shigeru Oki, who is really rich, looked at the golden elf ball handed over by the middle-aged uncle, and frowned slightly: "Gold-plated?"

The uncle rubbed his head and smirked: "I'll change another one for you." The prices here are extremely low, ten thousand union coins can buy ten golden pokeballs, and he won't lose money.At the same time, he was secretly dumbfounded. Although the kid in front of him would spend [-] union coins to buy a useless carp king, he was different from the two-faced Kaizi he often encountered. He obviously had real talents of.

"Forget it, this color is too ugly, I brought an empty poke ball myself." Xiao Mao frowned slightly, the shining gold almost blinded his eyes, this is the taste of a typical nouveau riche.

He fished out the king carp from the tank, and gently stroked its smooth scales: "We will be partners from now on, let's work hard together." The king carp didn't give him any response, just flicked its tail and bounced .

This kind of reaction similar to the natural stupidity reminded Xiaomao strangely of the stupid beast he found on the coast of Binu, he couldn't help chuckling, and then took out an ordinary elf ball and put the carp king away .