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At this moment, Xiaomao had a terrible feeling. Pretending to be serious is a technical task. Even if you are a super beast, you will deduct a lot of points if you appear on the stage with a second-hand aura.

However, Chaomeng didn't realize that his way of appearance was wrong, and he still learned the favorite moves of the big villain boss he saw in the cartoon, and let the people present appreciate his chin point: "I am the strongest in the world!" Elf trainer, incarnate into the strongest elf—— Mewtwo!"

As soon as this sentence, which was very capable of mobilizing hatred, immediately caused dissatisfaction among many people, the muscular man Jiujo immediately stood up and retorted loudly: "The elf is an elf trainer? How can there be such a thing in the world?"

After saying this tongue twister, Xiaomao preliminarily speculated that Jiutiao probably felt that the little elf's language skills were taught by the physical education teacher.

"Can't you? My rules are up to me." Chaomeng smiled coldly and contemptuously, and with a light wave of his hand, Kujo was immediately controlled by superpowers to float in the air.

His two legs were struggling and kicking in mid-air, his face was red and his neck was thick, as if his trachea was stuck.Xiaomao shook his head at Chaomeng, signaling it not to do anything wrong, and Chaomeng reluctantly threw Jiujo into the pool at the edge of the hall.

Xiaomao sighed softly in his heart. In fact, Chaomeng's hand is not very beautiful, and it has not displayed its true strength at all. Many super-power elves can do this too-but most of the super-power system Little elves have a lower limit of integrity and will not attack trainers.

Sure enough, Jiujoo flopped in the water for a while, hugged the edge of the pool with difficulty, gasped for breath, felt annoyed by the attack just now rather than fear, and immediately countered: "Go, Tyrannosaurus!"

Facing the doomed tragedy, Xiao Mao closed his eyes. In the dark, he heard the painful roar of the Gyarados, accompanied by a burning sensation brought by the jet of flame.

He paused for a few seconds, opened his eyes again, and found that the Gyarados, like his trainer just now, was thrown heavily into the pool, and its huge body hit the wall, unable to move at all.

Xiaomao sighed, and before Chaomeng's second attack, he walked forward, stretched out his palm, and said in a very low voice: "You can let it say what it wants to say, doesn't it mean that it is the most Strong, it is the strongest?"

Refuting Chaomeng is not only a waste of effort, but may also face life-threatening. Xiaomao is not sure if Chaomeng will really kill people if he doesn't stop it just now.

He stared at him with his mouth wide open, he didn't expect that the human who was supposed to be the elf's "running dog" would say such a thing.

Chaomeng obviously heard it too, gave him a blank look, and didn't care about it, and continued on his own: "It's really a stupid human being - it's ridiculous that I once wanted to cooperate with human beings, but now I'm getting more and more disappointed. Humans are lower creatures than elves."

Xiaomao stood beside Jiujoo and didn't return to Chaomeng's side. He felt that Chaomeng's state was a bit weird now, and these words were not what they originally planned to say.

Chaomeng's expression also showed some strangeness, it glanced at the door from time to time, as if it was expecting the arrival of some kind of creature.

What's the meaning?Xiaomao noticed its abnormality, leaned close to Xiaozhi, and said in a low voice: "When you came, there was a strange little elf following you from time to time?"

In the eyes of Chaomeng, except for Mengmeng, which it tried to defeat, the others are all chickens and dogs, which are not worth mentioning. It is obviously possible that Mengmeng has arrived here to make it behave so abnormally.

Xiaomao couldn't help but patted Xiaozhi again: "Good job, it's all up to you!" As expected of the legendary protagonist, the luck is against the sky, he waited for such a long time with Chaomeng, It's not worth Xiaozhi's trip to Xinjima.

"What? What special elf? No, it's just the three of us who struggled from the sea in great pain." Xiaozhi was puzzled and didn't understand what he meant.

Xiaomao shook his head. Mengmeng is worthy of being the provider of Chaomeng genes. It seems that Mengmeng and Chaomeng are quite similar in purpose. They both like to follow people's buttocks wretchedly. Sometimes, I thought this would be a pure and lovely elf.

It didn't take long for the two of them to talk, but the two male trainers had already started a fight with Chaomeng. Xiaomao was about to explain to Xiaozhi what a dream is, when he felt a gust of wind brush his cheeks, and an armored rhino was blown by Chaomeng. The dream was thrown close to the two of them.

"Come here." Seeing that he had already attracted his attention, Grandpa Chaomeng waved his hand, "I'm going to release the clone elf, standing there will accidentally hurt you."

Xiaomao rolled his eyes a little, squeezed Xiaozhi's hand, and then slowly walked over, and asked his guess very simply: "Is it a dream?" Since Chaomeng was separated in the morning So far away, you can feel the breath of the lightning bird, not to mention the dream.

Chaomeng didn't hide it either, and nodded to admit: "That idiot just played alone on the windmill leaves for a long time outside. I really wonder if I can give it a ball of wool and play with it until the end of the world."

Uh, it turns out that Mengmeng came here to play, rather than being attracted by Chaomeng's provocation of streaking. Xiaomao touched his forehead. In fact, for a moment, he felt that maybe Mengmeng came to find her husband from thousands of miles away.

After Chaomeng expressed his doubts about Fantasia's IQ, he twitched the corners of his mouth sarcastically at the terrified human trainers: "Why do you say I am? With my strength, you bunch of ants! "

Xiaomao faintly felt that he had been shot in the knee, he smiled wryly, and raised his hand to touch the mask on his face. For a moment, he was very glad that he had added protective measures and did not show his true face to others.

These words obviously cannot be recognized, even Xiaozhi clenched his fists angrily and planned to fight against it, but suddenly there were big pits one after another on the ground of the research institute, and the fire-breathing dragon, the water arrow turtle, and the wonderful frog flower three... A clone of the elf emerges from the pit.

"I think the elves attached to humans don't have the power to rule the world at all, and humans should have been expelled long ago, so the ones who can really manage the world and maintain peace should be the replica elves represented by my super dream. "Chaomeng chattered, with an air of arrogance like a boy in the second stage of middle school, but his words were like an 80-year-old old woman with bound feet.

Xiaozhi immediately retorted: "Don't be joking, there is no such thing at all, how do you know that the clone elf is more capable than the original?"

"Do you want to try?" Chaomeng didn't get angry, waved his hand and lowered a wall in the hall, pointed to the training ground that appeared, and said, "Only by defeating these three replicas will you have the ability to continue discussing with me."

Xiaomao's face was a little ugly, and this was not the original plan. He grabbed Chaomeng's arm and said, "Don't be so excited just because your real mother is here." As the saying goes, a biological mother is worse than a foster mother , you are so indifferent to your adoptive mother, Boss Sakagi, why do you have such a deep love for Mengmeng?

"I just want to prove myself to it, and I'm no worse than it!" Chaomeng said angrily, "Besides, it's my mother, and I'll kill you!"

"Okay, Mengmeng is not your mother. No one in the world knows that Master Chaomeng is a spiritual creature born of heaven and earth, who jumped out of the cracks in the rocks." Xiaomao said angrily.

Although this sentence was full of sarcasm, it was indescribably comfortable to Chaomeng's ears. It nodded solemnly and comforted: "Don't worry, I just want to make some noise to make that one who is still stepping on the water in the sewer It won't really hurt these trainers to attract fools who are playing."