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The water in the sewer had no smell at all, and there was enough food in his backpack. Xiaomao stayed in the sewer for three days before he received a call from the alliance headquarters.

The call came later than he expected, and Xiaomao shed tears of sympathy for the inefficient alliance center in his heart, and then pressed the answer button unhurriedly.

On the other side of the screen, the unprecedented serious face of Alliance Chairman Damaranci appeared: "Researcher Damu, may I ask you to deal with the monster incident in Metropolis, how is the investigation going?"

Xiaomao had already known the whole story from the mouth of the original big frog seed in the sewer with the help of Xiao Zhi's wonderful frog seed during the three days of getting along.

He had already expected that Damaranqi would ask something, so he had already prepared the draft, cleared his throat, and said, "Actually, the monster in the sewer is rumored to be a monster that was killed by a 13-year-old more than [-] years ago. A magpie seed thrown away by the current mayor of the metropolis for refusing to evolve."

Tsk tsk, you really can't argue with the elf world about scientific issues. This wonderful frog seed has been discarded for so many years. Why did the rumors of sewer monsters appear recently, causing people to panic?Could it be that his special mission was originally specially prepared for Xiaozhi, the absolute protagonist of this world?

The corner of Damaranch's mouth twitched violently, his face became even uglier, and he couldn't help raising his voice: "You, what are you talking about? There is such an exaggerated thing, just because the elf refuses to evolve, he actually directly Abandoned your partner?"

As the founder who single-handedly promoted the holding of alliance competitions in various regions, Damaranch's love for elves is no less than that of any fanatical researcher and trainer. He really can't accept such absurd things happening in the world.

The same indignation and displeasure appeared on Xiaomao's face very cooperatively: "It's not wrong, it's just like this, I really can't imagine that person would do such a thing!"

He paused for a moment, before Damaranci could say a word, he sighed pretendingly: "Actually, I completed the task three days ago, but unfortunately, my phone is out of charge, so I can only answer calls for the time being. Sorry for the delay until now."

This is of course not the case, but Xiaomao is looking forward to the heavy-tasting scene of the Orange Islands full of corpses and feces, and he also intends to teach the mayor a lesson, so he deliberately pretends that he cannot contact the alliance center so that the matter can be resolved. Make it bigger.

As soon as he reminded him of the Damaran Qijing, he immediately remembered why he took the initiative to contact the family. Now is not the time for the two of them to advance and retreat together, and together they can work hard to bury the mayor of the metropolis.

The chairman of the alliance asked with a sullen face: "Your mobile phone is out of charge, why didn't you recharge it earlier? Do you know that because you didn't tell me the matter in the first place, the mayor of the metropolis ordered someone to pour all the phone bills with cement. The sewer exit, now the entire metropolis is... soaked..."

"Of course I know this." Xiao Mao frowned with guilt on his face, "I'll tell you the truth, I'm still staying in the sealed sewer."

As soon as such an unbelievable reason was uttered, Damaranqi opened his mouth wide enough to stuff a round egg laid by an auspicious egg. He stared blankly for a long time before tremblingly said: "He directly ordered Someone sealed you up inside?"

This is not a question of the mayor giving wrong orders because of stupidity, but a conscious murder. Facing the victim who was tortured by the guilt in his heart as if he would burst into tears at any time, Damaranch immediately changed his face. Face, try to be as gentle as possible: "What is the specific situation, please tell me well."

"The first time I came to investigate the sewer, I just found the trace of the monster, and was discovered by Miss Junsha outside. Because the mayor was involved, I didn't reveal my identity..." Xiaomao deliberately paused, Feeling embarrassed, he peeped at Damaranch.

"You've done a good job. Besides, this is a secret mission. We need to minimize the number of people who know about it." Damaranch expressed his affirmation of his handling method. No one can guarantee whether Junsha is related to the mayor. Standing on the same front, it would be bad if we startled the snake.

Xiaomao seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and continued to cheer up: "Miss Junsha suspects that we are related to the monster in the sewer. We will take the bar back to the police station for investigation... When we met the mayor, he seemed very worried that we would leak the news. Then it will affect his election next week, and he proposed to keep us locked up—in order to complete the task you assigned as soon as possible, we sneaked out of the police station and sneaked back to the police station while Miss Junsha was arguing with him. The sewer... When we just found the monster, we found that the outside intersections were blocked."

Noticing the subject pronoun in his words, Damaranch felt a little dizzy: "You said 'we', aren't you the only one trapped in the sewer now?"

The world of elves is an extremely peaceful world. There are no malicious murders, kidnappings, and serious violence. Otherwise, even a little elf stealing some food from passers-by would not be a major threat to the mayor's vote— —If a plurality of human beings are really blocked in the sewer, especially because of a secret mission officially sent by the alliance, even the chairman of the alliance will take the blame and resign.

Damaranch's face was as pale as paper. He didn't think about his political career, but he immediately cared about them: "How is your situation now? Is anyone injured?"

Xiaomao gave him a very high score for his reaction in his heart, and his face was deeply touched: "We are all safe and have enough food, but I couldn't pass the news to you in the first time. I'm so sorry."

"That's good, that's good," Damaranch wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "You guys have a good rest, don't think too much, I will rescue you!"

He cut off the phone and left in a hurry. Xiaomao looked at the pitch-black screen and showed a faint smile: "It's done, the mayor will have a hard time."

"Look at how you scare the chairman." Xiaozhi stretched his waist, lowered his head and stroked Pikachu and the ice elf sitting side by side on his lap, "Why Xiaomao?"

"I also think that what you did is a bit wrong, Xiaomao. In this way, although the mayor will be dismissed, it seems that your own promotion task has also gone wrong." Xiaogang frowned. No matter what he thought, it was hurtful To hurt himself, Xiaomao's hatred for the mayor is not so great.

Of course it has a far-reaching meaning, Xiaomao chuckled lightly and didn't say anything.The mayor is a direct subordinate of the former alliance chairman, and killing him as a nomination certificate is equivalent to greatly shortening the relationship between himself and Damaranch. Once the alliance chairman takes advantage of his favor, it will naturally be smooth sailing in the future.

In his previous life, he was willing to be an otaku waiting to die, and he didn't have much ambition in this life. It's just that the Red Lotus Research Institute started from scratch, and everything is difficult at the beginning. , and also when he repaid the old man's strong support for him on the issue of the reconstruction of the institute.

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It took the excavation team three hours to re-open the exit of the sewer. Damaranci flew to the metropolis himself and took three nurses to check the physical condition of the trapped people.

Of course, he ran away not only to ensure the safety of these children, but also to clarify the situation to the citizens of the metropolis.

Xiaomao took a comfortable bath in the elf center, watched the gray-haired old man on TV who severely reprimanded the mayor of the metropolis for dereliction of duty and dereliction of duty, and slightly curled his lips.

Lies, deceit, and incitement all pointed at the mayor's selfishness and inhumanity. Xiaomao grabbed a towel and wiped his dripping hair. After watching the one-hour national live broadcast, he turned off the TV with a blank expression.

He found that he had underestimated Damaranch, who was not only an elf lover, not only the founder of the Alliance Conference, but also an exceptionally good politician.

Before leaving the metropolis, Damalanchi went out to find Xiao Mao once, and smiled and handed over a special badge and shiny identification: "Congratulations, this is the qualification certificate of a senior investigator."

Because of the frequent laughter, Damaranch's face is covered with deep wrinkles. When he is not angry, he is as kind and ordinary as an ordinary old man next door.

After Xiaomao bent down to thank him, he took it with both hands.He didn't look at the qualification certificate that many people dream of, but cast his eyes on the badge: "Excuse me, this is... er, I mean, isn't this the badge of the Red Lotus Gym?"

He was a little confused, not to mention that he had already won a badge of the Red Lotus Gym through fighting Xia Bo, and this badge was not the real badge of the Red Lotus Gym, but the design was very similar.

"Oh, this is the logo of the Red Lotus Research Institute. It is designed like this to commemorate Xia Bo's contribution to the research institute." Damaranch looked at him, with the softness and encouragement unique to the elders and younger generations in his eyes , "The Red Lotus Research Institute will be completed in two months. Although more than a dozen researchers have received cover letters, the problem of the director has not been resolved."

"There is indeed such a trouble. I have also inquired with several respected old doctors in private. They do not want to take over the position of the first director of the research institute." Xiaomao murmured softly, remembering the words of Nishino Mori V.

Damaranch took a deep look at him, then nodded in agreement and said: "That's right, you also know that if someone who has not contributed to the reconstruction of the institute takes over, it is simply to enjoy the benefits, and to rob other people's hard work will be punished by the entire organization." The academic circle criticizes and criticizes...and Xia Bo himself is not a researcher..."

When the chairman of the alliance was speaking, his eyes were fixed on him, and Xiaomao was a little scalp numb, and he didn't have the nerve to pretend to be stupid: "Then you, what do you mean?"

"I asked Xia Bo what he meant, and he insisted that your contribution is above his when it comes to rebuilding the institute," Dama Lanqi saw that Xiao Mao opened his mouth in disapproval and seemed to want to refute, gesturing Stopped, "Xiaomao, you are just a newly released senior researcher right now, to be honest, not only you know about this, but we all know about it-I ask you, if there is no one to choose, No matter how resolute Xia Bo's attitude is, can he pass through the alliance center?"

Xiaomao froze for a moment.

Damalanchi continued: "Of course I can directly issue an order to appoint a director—for example, your grandfather Dr. Oki, and then he will bite the bullet——Uncle Xia is not happy, and your grandfather will be unhappy too. A reputation of innocence is stained by this."

This is true, even the plagiarism of a thesis can cause a big disturbance, not to mention the position of director of a research institute that just popped up out of thin air, how many people would dislike it.Xiaomao also knows what is most taboo in the academic world. If the matter is not really difficult, Dr. Nishino Mori and his grandfather's relationship with him will not evade it in many ways.

Damalanchi didn't continue, but just patted him on the shoulder: "The Red Lotus Research Institute will be completed in two months at the latest, Xiaomao, think about it first, and give me the answer when the time comes. "