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eg Xiaomao felt a little bit of an arrow in his knee right now, he moved the corner of his mouth a little stiffly: "I'm not someone who can't afford to lose, I want to use my elf to complete the game."

Chaomeng used a kind of "Your brain is flooded" and "You can completely lie to her that I am your elf" and "Tremble, mortals, the great super beasts are willing to temporarily pretend to be your elf , why aren't you so moved that you are so moved, Shan Hu Long live" stared at him for half a minute before blowing out of his nose: "Stupid human being."

"This little elf..." Kona's face showed some deep thought, "Could it be that the alliance reminded me to pay special attention... the little elf that was causing trouble everywhere in the Orange Islands?"

She had already escaped from the Ice Mysteries, and she looked over with a somewhat unfriendly gaze: "Researcher Damu, I remember that you got a secret mission from the Alliance to monitor this little elf—didn't you return it to the Alliance two days ago?" Report that this elf is robbing five-year-old girls of lollipops in Metropolis? Why is it here all of a sudden?"

It will take at least three days for the Little Orange Islands to travel by water with the Metropolis—but that’s not the point. Chaomeng stared at him as if thinking about which part of his body to chew first and then swallow into his throat.

Xiaomao spread his hands and was silent for a while, showing a calm smile: "You also know that elves like super powers can master teleportation."

"You mean, this little elf can move here directly from Metropolis?" Kona was obviously shocked, "No wonder the Alliance is so eager to get it!"

Xiao Mao was silent for a while, then shrugged his shoulders: "I have no skills, how can I successfully rob the little girl?"

Chaomeng twitched the corners of her mouth, a little hesitant to remind them aloud, as an epoch-making elf who is shocking the world, weeping ghosts and gods, domineering and invincible, in fact, he can understand people's words.

However, its attention was not on the big-breasted woman. Instead, it extended its tail and lashed Xiaomao's head: "Hey, human, I came here to help you. Don't you even have a word of thanks?"

Xiaomao really wanted to ask it to explain. They had just discussed it on the ghost ship five days ago. It was a gentleman's agreement not to appear in front of others. Thinking that Kona was staring at him, he swallowed the words that came to his lips .

Chaomeng sneered, refocused his eyes on the arena, squinted contemptuously at the drooling hippopotamus, and sneered: "I can handle this kind of thing without my hands."

Its original intention was to emphasize how awesome it was, but Xiaomao sneered: "Of course, who told you to be a super-powered elf? If it's a fighting elf, I'd like to see if you can Can you say that?"

Chaomeng glared at him: Will you treat me well in the future?Is this how you want to treat me well? !

Xiaomao blinked, took a deep breath, and calmed down the anger in his heart: "My fault." Sister, brother, do you know that you are my secret weapon now?Brother, do you understand that let alone the four heavenly kings of the alliance, even a small fish of the alliance sees you standing in the same camp as me, I will face a lot of trouble?

Xiaomao wanted to cry at this moment, he felt that his wish to become a senior researcher within this year would come to nothing, let alone one Kimura, even ten Kimura would not be able to help him.

His expression was too bleak, causing Chaomeng to look over with guilt for the first time. It faced Kona's interested gaze, struggling to make up for it: "Actually, I came here to show you."

It paused, and added solemnly: "Actually, I showed up today to push you into the ocean for two days and two nights, or to strip you naked and hang you on a pillar for two days and two nights... ..."

At the beginning, of course it was said to deceive Kona, but at the end, the face without eyebrows was slightly moved, as if it was really moved.

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Xiaozhi clenched his fists and howled angrily. Fortunately, Xiaogang and Xiaoxia behind him joined forces to catch him.

Hey, you want to treat me so cruelly just because I said something a little bit harshly?Xiaomao's eyes widened in horror. He can act in his true colors now without any disguise: "You can't do this..."

Chaomeng snorted, and flicked his tail directly, blasting the ground around him to pieces, then left a murderous look in his eyes, and left.

"Xiaomao!" Xiaozhi, who finally got rid of Xiaogang and Xiaoxia's restraint, rushed over, jumped over the potholes, and grabbed his arm, his face full of panic, "Are you all right?"

Xiaomao looked down at the gravel all over the ground, shrugged his shoulders: "I'm fine..." It's really fine, not a single hair has fallen out, Chaomeng will not let any gravel fall on him, and the flow A bit of blood would make it look more realistic.

Kona first let out a soft exclamation at her messy training ground, obviously admiring the legendary elf's combat power and destructive power, but at the same time, she was also a little confused about the situation: "What is it? What are you here for?"

They first ridiculed Kona's elves like a storm, and then destroyed the training ground of Kona's villa like lightning and thunder. On the contrary, he, the one who was accounted for, was unscathed. Xiaomao always felt that his shame It's not thin, but I'm not embarrassed to say that, in fact, he came here to find a place to make trouble for him.

Xiaomao let out a dry laugh, quickly put away his smile, and said sternly: "Actually, there is one thing I haven't reported to the alliance—" His voice lowered nervously, "It seems that there is something that happened in the making of this little elf. During the process, the Rockets forgot to provide the nutritional warehouse with the necessary nutrients for brain development... To put it simply, its brain is not sober..."

Ke Na nodded cautiously and solemnly: "Actually, I also felt it. The symptoms are so serious that it is easy to distinguish."

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"That flying mantis was bred very well. When did you start raising it?" Because of Chaomeng's temporary disruption—mainly because the competition field was destroyed, their competition did not continue in the end. Kona took a group of people Invited back to the villa again, after pouring coffee, looked at Xiaomao and asked softly.

From the very beginning, she was more interested in Xiaomao than in the other three people. Xiaomao recalled briefly: "It has been more than two years. Not long after I set off from Zhenxin Town, I lost my way. Met a flying mantis."

Kona smiled lightly, with a slightly thoughtful expression on his face: "So it's been more than two years, so that's probably enough..."

The voice behind her was so low that Xiaomao had to lean forward slightly: "Excuse me, could you please say it again?"

"It's like this. In the past, it was generally believed that the flying mantis had no evolutionary form—but I think you must have read this issue of "Alliance Weekly". That's right, someone in the Fengyuan area discovered the flying mantis. Evolutionary type—giant pincer mantis." Kona paused at this point, and then continued after seeing Xiaomao looked over seriously, "Although the conditions required for evolution are not clearly stated in the paper, I agree with that person. The author is a friend, so I know some extra information."

The other party clearly asked him to continue asking. Xiaomao was also very concerned about the evolution of the Flying Mantis, and asked very cooperatively: "Then can I ask Miss Kona to tell me what conditions are required for it to evolve?"

Kona took out a metal cylindrical object the size of a lithium battery from the drawer of the coffee table: "Using this metal coating, the elf can evolve."

Xiaomao is not unfamiliar with this thing. Many wild magnetites and three-in-one magnetites will carry this special item, which can be used to enhance the power of the elf's steel skills, but in the Kanto area, people are more used to it. It is called "steel coat", and it is the first time he has heard the term "metallic coating".

Xiaomao carefully looked at the gadget in Ke Na's palm, and he was sure that it was the same item as he was thinking, but just to be on the safe side, he confirmed with a voice: "It is the carrying item that can make the big rock snake evolve into a big steel snake?"

Kona nodded: "That's right, it's just like this."

Xiaomao was still thinking quickly in his mind whether he should ask Dr. Oki for a steel coat first, so that the Flying Mantis can evolve, and then he heard Kona continue: "If you like it, I will give it to you."

Xiao Mao choked for a moment, he raised his head and glanced quickly, Kona looked over with a smile, without the slightest hostility or malice.

He opened his mouth and wanted to refuse-considering that the other party had evidence that he had hooked up with Chaomeng, it was wiser to separate the relationship.

Kona seemed to have seen through his thoughts, and said with a light smile, "You know, I mainly train water-type and ice-type elves, and this thing is useless to me. I got it by chance—you Seeing that I would stuff it in the drawer of the coffee table in the villa, I knew that I really didn't value it—it's often like this in the world. Although some things seem to be very useful, if they are not used, they are useless. Meaningless."

"Thank you so much." It was obvious that the other party was friendly with him, so Xiaomao took it and said solemnly, "Thank you very much for your help."

He understood what Kona meant, at least until he used Chaomeng to do evil and oppose justice-this statement is a bit sour-until Kona would not report the anomaly to the alliance.