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On the one hand, Xiaomao is busy rebuilding the elf copy machine that meets Mewtwo's requirements; on the other hand, the Kanto Quartz Conference is in full swing.

Xiaomao is not very interested in going to the Quartz Conference to be an audience, but he is somewhat looking forward to it, but what he didn't understand is that since he half-tactfully and half-directly stated with Chaomeng that after the machine was built, he would Will leave Niijima, and Chaomeng has never tightened even a single screw on the machine since then.

On the contrary, whenever Xiaomao wakes up from his sleep and tries to continue working the previous day according to the original design of the machine, he will find that some important parts of the machine have been disassembled.

After discovering that the analyzer of the machine was torn apart again, Xiaomao looked at the land in front of him for three seconds with a blank expression, and then turned his head to look at Chaomeng who was pointing his tail at him: "You What did you do?"

He once again felt guilty for the stupid ideas he had taken for granted before. He really shouldn't regard subordinates like the Rockets trio as a pity for Sakagi. Now that he has been with Chaomeng for a while, he Only then did he truly realize that pig-like teammates are actually nothing, and the truly terrifying ones are obviously god-like enemies.

Although Chaomeng was facing the sea, he obviously did not enter the state of meditation. When he asked a question in a rather cold tone, he immediately replied: "Of course I didn't do it. How could it be me? It's not good for me to destroy the machine. What good would it do?"

"Who did it if you didn't do it?" Xiaomao sighed, and resignedly took the screwdriver that Chrysanthemum leaves wrapped in leaves and reassembled the analyzer.This is a very important part of the elf duplication machine, which can analyze and reorganize the components in the collected elf fur, and then create new individuals.

Because it is very important, it must not be sloppy, Xiaomao glanced over, and the ice elf consciously grabbed the blueprint of the relevant structure.

It wasn't until he started to get busy that Chaomeng answered this question: "Who knows, maybe it was Mengmeng who did it." It paused after speaking, as if afraid that Xiaomao would not believe it, and added more and more darkly , "You must know that the replica and the original will have a subtle induction, maybe it already knows that I have come to the new island, and chased after me."

Pull it down, why does a genuine high-end product chase after you, a counterfeit, all the way?If there is really a connection, when you just got out of the control of the Rockets, you should run to Dream and clamor for a showdown.

Feeling powerless, Xiaomao exposed its clumsy lie without hesitation: "Chaomeng, did I tell you that whenever you tell a lie, you like to make up your words to be very perfect, and you insist on putting All the details have to be filled in to be done.”

For example, for the two questions this time, Chaomeng only needs to answer "it's not me" and "I don't know". his attention.

Of course, this time is definitely not the most outrageous. When he checked the food reserves at noon yesterday, he found that the spicy cherry fruit that the fire-breathing dragon likes to eat was inexplicably less than half. They all expressed "I don't know" blankly, and when the fire-breathing dragon expressed that he wanted to single out PK with that damn thief, Chaomeng coughed very calmly, insisting that it was the sea breeze that caused this not-so-beautiful misunderstanding.

As a magical creature whose IQ is beyond the limit of the artificial intelligence brain even though it is less than one year old, Chaomeng Yizhengyan specially provided the wind direction and wind force research data of that night. By analyzing these records accurate to the minute, From a scientific point of view, it is completely possible for the sea breeze to blow the cherry fruit into the sea at an appropriate angle.

In order to make his rhetoric more authentic and credible, Chaomeng also specially issued a certificate that the nearby carp king passed by during the parade, indicating that the spicy cherry fruit that was blown into the sea must have been taken by the hungry carp kings who came from afar Almost devoured.

At the same time, it said that since the fruit core of the tree fruit cannot be digested by the fragile stomach of the carp king, according to the analysis of sea wind and tide flow, if you are lucky, the tyrannosaur can also be found on the seabed [-] kilometers southwest of Xindao Pit of cherries.

At that time, Xiaomao, who was ashen-faced, really wanted to tell it directly. In the broad language of mankind, there is a saying called "There is no silver 300 taels here", and there is an idiom called "Being a thief with a guilty conscience".

Chaomeng's face was a little gloomy, and he complained in a low voice with great dissatisfaction: "Liar, you never told me! Stupid human being, you didn't even tell me such an important thing!"

...Brother, this doesn't seem to be the point.Xiaomao opened his mouth and wanted to point out that it is very immoral for you to destroy the hard work of me and my dear elves for so long like this, but considering the difference in force between the two sides , he looked at Chaomeng who consciously hung up the character to the Tsundere server and began to wantonly destroy vegetation on the new island to vent, he could only choose to keep his mouth shut.

The headache that had tormented him for a long time came again. Xiaomao pinched his forehead and decided to ignore a certain second-stage patient. He lowered his head and continued to repair the machine. The structure of the analyzer is precise and complicated. Assembling and repairing is fairly easy.

After destroying almost all the vegetation on the half-petal island far away from the research institute, Chaomeng deliberately pretended to be tired, and rested for a long time panting heavily. He couldn't wait for a soft apology. When Xiaomao was combing Liuwei's hair with a smile, he snorted coldly, pretended to be casual, and moved over slowly: "Hey, how long will it take for the machine to be repaired?"

In fact, he also wanted to ask this sentence.Without raising his head, Xiaomao took out the sprayer from his backpack and sprayed some smoothing ointment on Liuwei's curly tail: "Actually, if you are willing to cooperate with me as you did at the beginning, according to the previous progress, we will The machine could have been repaired five days ago." And if you hadn't made trouble from time to time, I could have built a complete machine by tomorrow at the latest.

Xiao Mao, who has suffered a lot and has a deep hatred, feels that his refusal to classify Chaomeng as his teammate is absolutely correct. Conscious convulsions are two concepts entirely.

Wanting to understand this, his expression was slightly depressed, and he tentatively asked: "Is there any misunderstanding between us?" Of course, he can't play head-to-head with Chaomeng, and he can directly work hard on him with a flick of his tail. The built machines were completely destroyed, so they could only play the emotional card with a soft offensive.

Chaomeng turned his head and didn't look at him.

Xiaomao's expression became even more sad, and he tried to persuade him: "Chaomeng, you have to understand that you are an elf who wants to rule the world, and I am just a human being you look down on. How can you trap me here for a year?" , Two years, can I still spend the rest of my life with you?"

For Chaomeng, who is a super beast, birth, old age, sickness and death are just a joke that is not funny, and time is meaningless.But for an ordinary human being, his lifetime is less than 100 years, and their definition of "a lifetime" is itself different.

Xiaomao felt that it was all because the "lonely child" Chaomeng met a friend with such a strong personality like himself, and felt extremely reluctant to give up, so he made such a stupid act of retaining him. The third friend, this kind of sadness and reluctance will gradually fade away.

They have only been together for three months. For Chaomeng, who is used to the life of a beast in the future, the time for sleeping and taking a nap is based on years.

The great thinker Xiaomao therefore smiled at Chaomeng, who was staring at him blankly: "Actually, you can raise a kami tortoise. There is a proverb in the world of elves called 'nine-tailed thousand years, kami tortoise ten thousand Years', this kind of elf can live for a long time." He was euphemistically telling the other party that raising a kami turtle is far more cost-effective than raising a human.

Chaomeng watched him quietly for a long time without making a sound, and turned his head coldly: "You go."

The fake smile on Xiaomao's face froze, and he glanced at it suspiciously: "Let's go now? The copying machine hasn't been manufactured yet..."

Chaomeng was a little impatient and interrupted him directly: "If you let you go, you go!" It roared out, and seemed to feel that its tone was too blunt, and slowed down and added, "The general framework has been repaired. , I can handle the rest by myself."

"...This is the various data I have recorded through your physical examination for three months." Xiao Mao pursed the corners of his lips, and took out a booklet from his backpack, "You have to take good care of yourself, and pay attention to your health. Body."

Chaomeng quickly turned his head away, and instead of reaching out to pick it up, he directly used superpowers to suspend the recorded data in the air, and nodded indiscriminately: "You go, stupid human."

Hey, send the Buddha to the West, you were the one who took me captive to be Mrs. Yazhai of Xindao, so you should send me back now, right?

Xiaomao rolled his eyes towards the sky, called the Gyarados who was playing in the sea with Kuailong, and touched the horns on top of its head: "Let's leave Xindao and go to the coast of Binu." The Doctor and the dumb hippo there.

"Ahouyiyi" the Gyarados carried him forward on the waves, Xiaomao turned his head and looked behind him, standing on the shore and staring closely at his Chaomeng and Xinjima shrinking and shrinking together, finally turning into As a black dot, it disappeared in the turbulent blue waves.

Xiao Mao was stunned for a moment, then heaved a deep sigh.