spring and autumn officials
chapter 78
However, he never dreamed that Qi Lu and Ji Lin would be mixed in the camp of the alliance, and they were still looking for Qi Lu and Ji Lin everywhere.
Today when the false emperor entered the camp, Qi Lu and Ji Lin didn't show up to avoid being caught by the false emperor. Now that the false emperor is in the light and everyone is in the dark, it is much more convenient.
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi also sneaked into the Huimeng camp, came to see Qi Lu and Ji Lin, and reported the actions of the fake emperor these days.
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi evaded the camp guards and entered the tent quietly. When Ji Lin saw them coming in, he immediately closed the curtain.
Wu Man frowned and said, "Meet the Son of Heaven."
Ji Lin said, "There's no need to be too polite, what's going on with the fake emperor?"
Wu Man's expression was very serious, and he said: "Since that guy pretended to be the emperor, he sent away all the scholar-bureaucrats around my king, and just found some trivial things, so he imprisoned Yan Yangjian and General Shi."
Qi Lu immediately frowned and said, "How are Xiao Yang and Shi Hou doing now?"
Wu Man said: "Teacher, there is no need to worry. Although that servant has imprisoned all the cronies around the emperor, but because there is no real thing, he can't easily do anything to these scholar-bureaucrats."
You Yangjian is Qi Lu's housekeeper and an old man beside Qi Lu. Now that the whereabouts of the Taifu are unknown, You Yangjian naturally asks to meet the emperor again and again to find the whereabouts of the Taifu. Lifting up", the false emperor sent Yang Yang to prison just in case.
There are also Shi Hou, Zhu Dan, etc., but those who have some military power are all given a random hat and pushed into the jail.
Lu Ziyi said: "It's not just a few generals, but now that the great Sima is at large, the army is in the hands of Duke Guo and Ji's father..."
Before he could finish, Ji Lin said in a cold voice, "That thief who pretends to be a widow would even dare to touch Duke Guo?"
Wu Man said: "Duke Guo has a high position in the court. The thief couldn't touch Duke Guo for a while, so he did the same thing. He found a random reason to make Duke Guo stop thinking about his mistakes, put him under house arrest, and took back all the military power. , Let the cronies around you become the acting chief Sima."
Speaking of that trusted aide, needless to say, Lu Ziyi is very familiar with it, because at that time it was this trusted aide who forced Da Sima Wuman to kill herself.
Lu Ziyi said: "This fake emperor is obviously an advocate of fake things, and the person who advocates is his cronies. Since the appearance of the fake emperor, he hasn't said a word, and it's all done by the cronies. Open your mouth to command."
Ji Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't startle the snake."
Wu Man was a little hesitant, and said again: "Emperor...Although this fake emperor has thrown many people into prison, but... seems to be wooing Duke Zhou."
Wu Man suddenly hesitated, Qi Lu immediately understood why he hesitated, the reason was so simple, because Zhou Gong Heijian "had a criminal record" and betrayed Ji Lin, in order to support Wang Zihu, he sent Wu Man out of the Luo division, let him go to northern Xinjiang to resist foreign enemies.Wu Man and Zhou Gong Hei Jian were not at ease in the first place, it wasn't that there was any deep hatred, it was just a political discord, so naturally one should be careful, now that false emperor has alienated many people, but he is the only one who is close to Zhou Gong Hei Jian , making Wuman very suspicious.
Wu Man said again: "Duke Zhou and the cronies of the fake emperor are getting very close these days, will Black Shoulder..."
When he said this, Ji Lin raised his hand, interrupted Wu Man, and said, "There is no doubt about employing people. Since I choose to trust Zhou Gong, I will no longer be suspicious."
Qi Lv couldn't help laughing, but felt that Hei Jian's character was really worrying. When Wei Zhouyu and Shi Hou made troubles, he found Hei Jian as an internal response, because he felt that Zhou Gong Hei Jian was ambitious and had a "record". The best person to alienate.But now it was the false emperor's turn, and he also fell in love with Hei Jian, and wanted to win Hei Jian to betray the emperor.Qi Lu felt that it must have been born from the heart, making Hei Jian look too insidious and cunning, so people with ulterior motives felt that they were of the same kind as Hei Jian.
Ji Lin said, "Is there any clue about the detailed work?"
Wu Man fell silent and shook his head, but Lu Ziyi said, "Son of Heaven, according to Ziyi, the bandits who attacked the camp were not necessarily sent by Lu Guo."
"Why?" Ji Lin looked at Lu Ziyi.
Lu Ziyi said: "If the Son of Heaven is attacked, Luguo will indeed be the biggest beneficiary this time, but the Son of Heaven thinks about it, these two attacks, whether they are wild beasts or bandits, are a bit too childish."
Indeed, the wild beasts appeared in the territory of the country of Hua. Although all the matters related to the taming of the beasts were directly pointed at the Lu country, the wild beasts were afraid of fire. There were so many fires in the camp, and there were so many soldiers. Even if the wild beasts attacked the camp, it would be chaos It's just a little bit, and it will soon be worn out.
Then there are the bandits, the bandits were caught by surprise, and indeed played some role, but the medicine powder that made people's muscles and bones sore and weak soon became invalid, and the bandits were also wiped out, and they were unable to fight against the large number of tigers and armies every time.
Lu Ziyi said: "Furthermore, the two attacks failed, and all the evidence points to Lu Guo. It's too obvious, isn't it?"
Qi Lv nodded and said: "Prince Lu is right. In fact, Lu has always had a question. No matter how powerful the Lu State is, no matter how powerful the wild beasts are attacking the Hua State, how can so many wild beasts cross the Jin State from Lu State?" , transported to the territory of Hua country? Can Lu Guo's hand really stretch so long?"
Ji Lin frowned and said, "Teacher means..."
Jin State.
If someone can stretch his hand so far, it must not be the state of Lu, but the state of Jin.
Although Ji Lin didn't say anything, everyone fell silent immediately, as if thinking of going together.Qi Lv stayed in Jin's team these days, and he didn't stay there just by slapping his head; He didn't even know that the Son of Heaven was attacked.
Qi Lu stroked his chin and said, "Master Wan doesn't know, but there are still many people in Jin who can stretch their arms so long, such as Marquis of Jin and Qu Wo."
Ji Lin's expression turned serious, and he said, "Wu Man."
"The humble general is here." Wu Man clasped his fists immediately.
Ji Lin said: "Carefully investigate the details of the Marquis of Jin and Quwo. It must be done in secret and must not arouse suspicion."
"Yes." Wu Man responded, "Your respect."
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi came in secretly, and soon left secretly.
Because the false emperor's team had already arrived at the Huimeng camp and lived in the big camp, Qi Lu "ordered" Ji Lin not to run around, but to hide in the tent, and Qi Lu brought the daily meals from the dining room. Yes, Qi Lu had the illusion that he secretly kept a little fresh meat...
Qi Lu let the emperor hide in the camp, but he still had to go to the dining room to prepare meals. As more people joined the camp, the cooks became busier. Qi Lu, as the cook of the Jin Kingdom, naturally Also get busy.
"Hey, over there!" Sergeant Shan Fu commanded the crowd, pointed at Qi Lu, and said, "It's you, go to the warehouse and bring the ingredients."
There was not enough food, so Sergeant Sergeant Shan Fu asked Qi Lu to carry the food. Qi Lu put down his work, walked out of the dining room he had built, and went to the warehouse in the corner of the camp.
The warehouse is also a tent, because it is the warehouse of the dining room, so it is completely remote, and the sky is very dark. There is no light in the warehouse. Qi Lu got into the tent, and the lights were dim for a while.
Qi Lu went around a lot of boxes and came to the corner to pick up the ingredients. At this moment, he heard "哗啦!" Someone walked in from the outside. Qi Lu thought it was someone who came to help, but he didn't know what came in. Food husband.
There were two people in total, and those two didn't notice Qi Lu in the corner at all. After walking in, one of them waved his hand impatiently and said, "It stinks, why are you meeting here?"
The warehouse of the dining room is filled with the smell of ingredients. It is not ventilated all the year round, so the smell is not good. That person disliked it very much, and another person said: "There are few people here, so as not to be bumped by others."
When Qi Lu heard it, although he didn't know who the first voice was, how familiar was the second voice?These days when Qi Lu was in the camp, he would often hear this voice speaking, directing the soldiers and servants to do this and that, isn't he a close friend of Mr. Wan?
A few days ago, Young Master Wan was the envoy of the State of Jin and was in charge of the construction of the alliance. However, because Young Master Wan was whipped by the Marquis of Jin and seriously injured, so he was unable to do official business, the Marquis of Jin took advantage of the opportunity to remove Young Master Wan from his post and let him His cronies came to manage the League camp.
Young master Wan's cronies are sneaky and don't know who they are meeting with.
Qi Lu didn't make a sound, squatted on the ground to listen to them carefully, and then heard the first person say: "What's the matter, hurry up, the emperor can't do without me."
Son of Heaven?
Qi Lu's eyes lit up instantly, what kind of emperor can there be, isn't it just a fake emperor?When Wu Man and Lu Ziyi reported back and forth, they said that the emperor has a close friend, and he has always been a close friend. The emperor has never said a word, rarely shows up, and is as shameless as anyone.Could this person be the confidant of the false emperor?
Why did the cronies around the false emperor stay with Prince Wan's cronies, and even secretly meet?
When Prince Wan's confidant heard this, he immediately said angrily: "You are now the emperor's confidant, and you are quite tall. I want to find you, it is more difficult than going to heaven! Don't forget, who are you? Supported up!"
Qi Lu said in his heart, who?You said it, and you are anxious to listen.
The confidant next to the false emperor immediately changed his attitude and said, "My lord, forgive me, am I afraid of being discovered by others? If I let others see it, wouldn't it be a big deal?"
"What's the big deal?" Gongzi Wan's confidant said, "Even if someone sees it, others will only say that there is something wrong with him."
Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, his eyes swayed slightly, it seems that this confidant next to Young Master Wan is also a secret agent, he is not loyal to Young Master Wan, but is just pretending to be Young Master Wan.
Qi Lv had suspected before that it might not be Lu Guo who wanted to murder the emperor, but someone planted a frame on Lu Guo. This person with very long hands, who can extend such a long hand, is likely to be from Jin.
Qi Lu has tested Young Master Wan several times, but Young Master Wan doesn't seem to know, if he doesn't know, he hides too deeply.After hearing it now, it is true that Young Master Wan is innocent, and it was not caused by Young Master Wan, so the rest is on the side of Marquis Jin and Qu Wo.
The confidant next to the fake emperor said: "Yes, yes, what your lord said is true."
The confidant next to Mr. Wan said: "Remember, the alliance will be held in a few days. Don't let your feet show. Naturally, your benefits will be indispensable at that time."
"Yes, yes, the villain respects you."
The two spoke vaguely. Although the suspicion of Young Master Wan was cleared, they did not say whether the cronies of Young Master Wan were from the Marquis of Jin or from Quwo.
Those two people left soon after plotting, and only Qi Lu was left in the warehouse.
Qi Lv found a gap, went back to his camp, and immediately told Ji Lin about it. Ji Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Sure enough, it's Jin's problem, but who does this young master Wan's cronies belong to?" Man, we don't know yet."
Qi Lu suddenly laughed and said, "Come on, just arrest that fake emperor and torture him."
Why didn't Ji Lin think about it, and said: "But in this way, I'm afraid it will scare the snake. Now that the entire Huben army is in the hands of the false emperor, we are weak alone, I'm afraid..."
Qi Lu smiled faintly, and said: "Don't worry, Lin'er, Uncle has his own way to trick the false emperor out without anyone noticing, and let him obediently walk into our trap."
Seeing Qi Lu's determined expression, Ji Lin was scratching his mind for a moment. What is the way to not only startle the snake, but also let the false emperor come over obediently?This is simply a dream, and it is still a daydream.
Qi Lv suddenly said without beginning or end: "Lin'er, my mother's hoof flower a few days ago, is it delicious?"
As soon as the old mother hoofed the flower, the emperor was scratching his heart even more. Not only was it delicious, the soup was also delicious. Qi Lu just brought him a small bowl. Ji Lin didn't have enough to eat, and he just tasted it. When I came, I found that my mother had eaten all the hoof flowers, and the soup was gone, and I wished I could lick the bowl.
Qi Lu suddenly said that Ji Lin happened to be hungry and hadn't had dinner yet, so he stared at Qi Lu with a sad face, and the seriousness of talking about serious things just now disappeared. If he had ears on his head, he would definitely wobble dangling.
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Then if you give Lin'er a big pot of mother's hooves, will you eat it?"
In an instant, Ji Lin made up a large pot of old mother's hoof flowers, of course he wanted to eat them!
Qi Lu stroked his chin and said: "Then Luu will make more old mother's hoof flower soup. This way, the soup is a lot of water. Secondly, white radish is a good thing. It can detoxify and diuretic. I don't believe it. I don't believe it in the middle of the night. Get up at night."
In fact, Qi Lv's plan was quite simple and crude.Now the emperor who lives in the Huimeng camp is a false emperor. In order to avoid being discovered by others, no one in the false emperor’s tent sleeps at night. Every night, the eunuchs and court ladies will be sent away. This is a great opportunity .
They don't have to go in at all, they just need the false emperor to come out by himself. The easiest way is to make the false emperor wake up at night.Qi Lu is going to make some mother's hoof flower soup, a lot of soup, thick soup, delicious soup, boil a big pot, he doesn't believe that the false emperor doesn't like it, and put some diuretic and detoxifying white radish in the soup , as long as the fake emperor eats more white radish and drinks more soup, won't he come out by himself at night?
Qi Lu smiled and said, "We'll wait for him by the well, if you don't believe him he won't come."
The well was naturally the toilet at that time. In this way, no one in the tent of the false emperor went to bed at night. he catches.
When Ji Lin heard it, it was a good idea, but it's a pity that the old mother's hooves, Yuan Qi Taifu asked for a long time, but he didn't want to make mother's hooves for himself, but to make mother's hoofs for that fake flower.
Ji Lin narrowed his eyes, and his handsome face immediately flashed a trace of ruthlessness, different from the sweetness of the little milk dog model, the young emperor showed a vicious and surly expression, but at this moment, the emperor was resentful in his heart Counterfeit goods can enjoy Qi Taifu's craftsmanship, but I can't...
Qi Lu immediately returned to the dining room. It happened that today's dining room was short of soup and hadn't finished cooking. Everyone was so busy that Qi Lu volunteered to help make the soup and made this mother's hoof flower dish.
Mr. Wan had eaten mother's hoof flower a few times before, and he liked it very much. The soup is delicious, and the hoof flower is tender and fragrant. When the sergeant husband saw that Qi Lu was going to make this mother's hoof flower, he agreed very much, and asked Qi Lu to do more.
Qi Lv made mother's hoof flowers, filled a big pot, put some more white radish on purpose, boiled more soup on purpose, eunuchs and maids took all the food away, so the cook had time to rest for a while son.
Qi Lu just wanted to go back to have dinner with Ji Lin, but unexpectedly an eunuch came back in a hurry and said, "Who made this hoof flower soup? Hurry up! Make more, the emperor loves it so much, hurry up!" "
The corners of Qi Lu's lips curled up. As expected, this fake emperor also liked this delicacy very much. Not only did he eat all the hoof flowers, but he even drank the soup, and there was nothing left. The white radish in it Absorbing the essence of the hoof flower, it is cooked thoroughly and deliciously, and it is still soaked in the rich soup. The false emperor also loved the taste very much, and ordered to put more.
Qi Lu moved swiftly, and immediately brought out another bowl of mother's hoof flower soup, which was ready-made, because he had prepared it long ago and kept stewing it on the fire, so it was ready-made at this moment.
The eunuch took his mother's hoof flower soup and left quickly, trotting all the way, and someone urged him, saying: "Hurry up, hurry up, the emperor is urging you very much!"
Those eunuchs came back and forth, went for a while, came back, added another big bowl, hurriedly brought it back, the fake emperor ate three big bowls of old mother's hoof flowers, and basically no other dishes. How to move.
It's so good, the fake emperor worked so hard and cooperated so much that he only had to guard it in the middle of the night.
As the sky darkened and the night was quiet, Qi Lu and Ji Lin sneaked out of the tent, hid in the dark, and prepared to wait for the false emperor to throw himself into the net.
The weather was dark and the wind was strong, the two of them hid in the dark, Qi Lu was shivering from the cold, Ji Lin held him in his arms, and the two of them were close together, the wind was strong today, the night was not bad, very clear, The moonlight is also beautiful, which is a good time for a late night tryst.
However, Qi Lu was too cold to be in this mood, while Ji Lin frequently looked up at the moonlight, thinking why the fake emperor hadn't come yet. If you don't go to bed, you will have to wear clothes in front of Qi Lu's eyes.
These days Ji Lin and Qi Lu stayed together every day, Ji Lin was already very worried.Fortunately, Ji Lin was injured, so Qi Lu always urged him to go to bed early to take care of his body. Ji Lin would definitely go to bed before the child's hour, and Qi Lu would not disturb him when he saw that he was "sleeping soundly", so it was all the same. Get away with it.
But now, Qi Lu and Ji Lin are waiting on the sidelines. If the false emperor doesn't come, wouldn't he have to give up?
Ji Lin was very anxious, suddenly heard the sound of "rustling rustling", it was very hurried, it was the sound of footsteps, the sound was very chaotic, it was not the voice of soldiers on patrol.
Ji Lin whispered, "Here we are."
Qi Lu shivered coldly, breathed into his hand, and said, "Great, it's finally here, and this is enough to hold back."
As he spoke, he took out something from his bosom. Ji Lin took a closer look, it was a sack, and asked puzzledly, "What is this sack...for?"
Qi Lu chuckled, with a "treacherous, slippery, bad" smile on his face, he stuffed the sack to Ji Lin, and said, "Take the sack and put it on his head while he's not paying attention. , let's take him away."
Ji Lin thought about it, and opened the sack.
Sure enough, the fake emperor hugged his robe, walked loosely, and did not look like Ji Lin "sitting upright". His mouth was air-conditioned, and he trotted all the way to the direction of Jingdong.
The corner of Ji Lin's lips twitched, and he sneered, "Wow!" He put it on quickly and ruthlessly, "Ah!" The fake emperor was completely unprepared, his eyes darkened, he followed his head and feet, and turned suddenly. For a set of sacks, Ji Lin simply picked him up and took him away.
Qi Lu quickly waved and said, "Go quickly."
The two caught the fake emperor without any hesitation in their movements, and hurried to a place where no one was around, lest the fake emperor's voice be too loud and attract the soldiers.
Next to the dining room warehouse, a piece of the fence of the camp was missing, and the two of them got out along the gap, and also got out with the fake emperor, away from the camp, and came to the wilderness.
Qi Lu pointed to a dead tree and said, "Hang him up without untying the sack."
Ji Lin nodded, because he was "in a hurry" and wanted to finish the work before midnight, so he moved nimbly. Amid the yelling of the false emperor, he hung him on the treetop with a sound of "whoosh."
"Help—help—"
"who are you!?"
"Let, let me down...you know me, Gu, no, who is the widow?!"
When Qi Lu heard the voice of the false emperor, it was no wonder that the false emperor kept silent. It turned out that the false emperor was a dumb sang'er, and his voice was far from Ji Lin's. He has been a mute since then, and has never spoken, all of which are spoken on behalf of his cronies.
Qi Lu smiled and said, "Then tell me, who are you?"
The false emperor was covered with a sack and couldn't see them, shouting: "The widow is the emperor!! The widow is the emperor! You thieves, let me go, no, let the widow down!"
Qi Lv seems to be addicted to playing, and finds it very interesting. He has only seen the scene of sacking in TV dramas before, and has never tried it himself. It turns out that sacking is so interesting. On the tree, struggling and shouting at the same time, Qi Lu had the illusion that he was the king of the mountain.
Qi Lu coughed, frowned and said, "Okay! You are the emperor of that shit!?"
"Cough, cough, cough..." Ji Lin skimmed beside him, and when he heard Qi Lu's indecent words, he choked up, and hurriedly covered his mouth and coughed.
Qi Lv was still saying: "You son of a bitch, I'm looking for you! I have a blood feud with you, now it's over, you fall into our hands, and you will definitely not be able to live or die!"
The fake emperor was not a real brand, and when he heard Qi Lu's words, he was terrified and said, "I, I... I don't know you, I have money, can't I give you money!?"
"You don't know me? I know you!" Qi Lu said: "You admit it yourself, you are the emperor, okay, you ruined my family, today we have revenge for revenge, revenge for those who have grievances, Lin Son, castrate him!"
"Cough, cough, cough—" Ji Lin had just calmed down his cough, when he was choked by Qi Lu's vulgar words.
"Don't! Don't!" The false emperor screamed in fright, and said, "I'll give you money, can't I give you money?"
Qi Lu said: "No! Today we will take revenge, unless you are not the emperor. Since you are the emperor, I will eunuch you today. Not only will I eunuch you, but I will also pull out your tongue to make a tongue-in-cheek. Cut out your eyes and roast them, then pick out your kidneys and roast them!"
"No—don't!" The false emperor was so frightened that his voice split. He was originally a dumb son, but now his voice was even worse, echoing in the open wilderness. If he hadn't been far away from the camp, he might have killed everyone in the camp. wake up.
Qi Lu smiled "hummingly". He actually didn't have any sharp weapons in his hand, and he didn't allow kitchen knives to be taken out of the dining room. Therefore, Qi Lu didn't have any knives, but he did have a small dagger. The small dagger was a small spoon from that era. Although this There were already chopsticks in the [-]s, but the nobles were still not used to using chopsticks for meals, and small daggers were very popular.
Qi Lu was holding a small dagger, and the fake emperor couldn't see at all because he was wearing a sack. Suddenly he felt something stuck on his body, and he heard Qi Lu's gloomy voice say: "I should goug your eyes first. , or should I castrate you first?"
The fake emperor thought that the little dagger was a sharp weapon, and was so frightened that he said "Ah——" "Ah!!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The false emperor finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "I am not the emperor!! You have found the wrong person, I am not the emperor! I am really not the emperor, I am a fake, I am a fake! Fake!!"
Qi Lu and Ji Lin looked at each other, Qi Lu was full of cunning, and said, "Oh? Are you not the Son of Heaven?"
The fake emperor immediately nodded his head and said, "Yes, yes, I am not the emperor, I am not! I am a fake, the person you are looking for is not me, let me go!"
Qi Lu said sadly: "You are not the emperor, so who is the person I am looking for?"
The fake emperor shook his head vigorously, and said: "I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know where the real emperor is, and I was also forced. Some people forced me to be a false emperor, and said to me...give me a lot of money ... just let me go, I really don't know where the real Son of Heaven is."
"You don't know?" Ji Lin said in a faint voice, "It's a coincidence, but the widow knows."
As he said, he opened the sack with a "crash", and the fake emperor was crying, with his mouth wide open, and met Ji Lin's face at a glance.
"You...you..." The false emperor still kept his mouth open, but he was already dumbfounded, because he saw Ji Lin's face, and the reason why he was made the false emperor was precisely because the false emperor's face and Ji Lin's Lin is very similar, not to mention completely similar, but at least [-]% to [-]%.
It's just that if you look closely, it doesn't look like it anymore, because the false emperor's face is very flat, not as three-dimensional and full as Ji Lin's face, especially when viewed from the side, the false emperor's nose is much shorter.But generally, as long as you are not a close friend, you will not pay so much attention. Who would dare to look directly at the face of the emperor?
The false emperor stared at Ji Lin, and Ji Lin just called himself a "widow", the false emperor was scared out of his wits in an instant, "you" for a long time, but couldn't say anything.
Qi Lu smiled and shook the small dagger in his hand, and said, "Since you admit that you are a false emperor, it will be much cheaper."
The fake emperor thumped in his heart, as if he finally realized that he had been tricked, but it was too late to refute now.
Qi Lv rubbed his chin and leaned closer to the fake emperor, who was still hanging upside down, but just took off the sack, and immediately shrank back in fright, swaying.
Qi Lu said in surprise: "Lin'er, he really looks like you."
Qi Lu looked at the false emperor so carefully, and Ji Lin immediately felt pissed. He stood in front of Qi Lu, not letting him see the false emperor, and said, "Teacher, the widow is right in front of you, why bother to look at the fake emperor?" ?”
It was the first time for Qi Lu to see two people who looked so similar, and he didn't know where he found them. He was curious, but Ji Lin blocked his sight. Ji Lin was tall and had broad shoulders. Still from above, the false emperor couldn't be seen, and he couldn't kneel on the ground to watch, so he had to give up.
The fake emperor was left alone, and said in a trembling voice: "You...what are you going to do? It's none of my business!"
Although Qi Lu couldn't see the false emperor, it didn't prevent him from "doing bad things" and said: "We don't do anything, but we just want to ask you something."
"I don't know anything!" The fake emperor denied it.
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Okay, you don't know, just be brave. Although I can't dig out your waist with this little dagger, it's okay to dig out your eyes and castrate you. Do you want to do it?" Try it out for free?"
The fake emperor was very frightened and said, "I was really forced, so don't look for me!"
Qi Lu smiled and said, "It's okay if we don't look for you, then you can tell me who forced you to do this."
The false emperor immediately kept silent, and Qi Lu said, "Oh, it turns out that he is a tough one."
Ji Lin said faintly: "I'm afraid it's not a tough one, but a cheap one."
Qi Lu said cooperatingly: "Lü likes to punish the poor bones the most. Although it's the first time for Lu to be castrated, it's the same as the destruction of human nature."
The false emperor's face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "I... they won't let me speak, let me just eat and drink, don't let me say a word, and threaten me that if I speak, they will kill... kill me... ..."
Qi Lu smiled and said, "What else? Lu's temperament is very limited. When his temper gets angry, his hands will shake, and once his hands shake, he will..."
"I say, I say!" The fake emperor said tremblingly: "It's the king of Jin! It was the king of Jin who asked me to pretend to be the emperor. The villain refused at the beginning. This is going to be beheaded, but ...But they said that I refused to be truthful, so they killed me first, please spare your life, please spare your life!"
When Qi Lu heard this, he raised his lips and said, "Marquis of Jin?"
Fearing that they would not believe him, the false emperor nodded quickly and said, "It's him, it's him! Everything I said is true, every sentence is true! I didn't know why at first, but I just felt that the monarch was too courageous. Later... Later Hearing what they said, it was... that the monarch was afraid that the emperor would get close to Quwo, so he canonized Quwo as orthodox, so he simply thought of such a way, not only can suppress Quwo, but also... can control the entire kingdom week."
Ji Lin sneered, and said, "An idiot talking about dreams, is he worthy?"
Unexpectedly, Marquis Jin looked timid and fearful, but he was very courageous, commonly known as a daring thief.
The Marquis of Jin's calculations are so resounding, using wild beasts to attack, he planned to plant the spoils on Lu Guo from the very beginning, then framed Lu Ziyi, secretly changed the emperor, and sent the cronies of the son Wan and the cronies of the fake emperor to join him , if something happens, you can plant it on Young Master Wan.
Qi Lu rubbed his chin and said, "I have to say, this Marquis of Jin is pretty smart. If he uses his cleverness to govern the country, Qu Wo will probably be convinced by him."
Now that things have come to light, the fake emperor has also fallen into their hands, but the fake emperor is a fake advocate, in other words, he is just a puppet, and the cronies are the ones who pull the strings. Even if they caught the fake emperor , but the military power is still in the hands of the person who raised the line, and he cannot act rashly.
Ji Lin frowned and said, "Teacher, what should we do now?"
Qi Lu said faintly: "Just plan..."
After the emperor's alliance team arrived at the alliance camp, Duke Quwo's large army also arrived at the camp soon.
Duke Quwo was named Eel, and his father, Uncle Huan Quwo, had great ambitions and wanted to replace Yicheng and become the authentic king of the Jin Kingdom, but he failed to fulfill this wish all his life, and died at the age of 72.You must know that the Spring and Autumn Period was the pre-Qin period, and 72 years old was considered an advanced age. It is conceivable that Duke Quwo, who is now enthroned, is not young.
Mr. Quwo was not young, with a gray beard, leading a large army. Mr. Quwo's face said that he followed him, showing a vicious aura.
Because the Marquis of Jin from Yicheng will also come to participate in the alliance this time, Duke Quwo brought a heavy army and was prepared to come, so he sent his son to come to the camp first, and he came later with soldiers and horses.
Duke Qu Wo and the monarch of Lu State arrived at the meeting place on the same day, the day before the meeting. Why did the two of them agree so much?In fact, it wasn't that they were plotting something, but that Lu Guo was afraid that the people of Zhou would have something to do and that they would trap him in the eldest son, so he was stuck in time and wanted to leave immediately after meeting the alliance.
The same is true for Duke Qu Wo, he is not afraid of what the emperor will do to him, but he is afraid of Yicheng.Although Yicheng is much weaker than Quwo, it can be regarded as lingering, but the more it is at this juncture, the more it is impossible to make any mistakes, so Quwo Gong is also stuck in time, just letting his son take a step ahead Come to find out the truth.
Now all the members of the alliance have arrived, and the next morning, they are ready to start the alliance.
The first step in making an alliance is naturally to make an alliance with blood, offering sacrifices to heaven and earth, etc. Whether it is Zhou people or the surrounding barbarians who do not obey discipline, everyone has the custom of offering sacrifices.
This early in the morning, the sun barely rose, illuminating the cold and desolate alliance camp, casting a flaming sun, and all the camps were ready.Marquis of Jin, Prince Wan, Duke Quwo, Prince Quwo, Lu Guojun, Lu Guo doctor, and of course the Son of Heaven, all stepped out of their tents and came to the altar of Huimeng.
Surrounding the altar is an empty field, with a tall altar in the middle. Various flags are planted on the side of the altar, such as the Sun and Moon Banner of the Son of Heaven, the Jiaolong Banner of the Marquis of Jin, and the Jiaolong Banner of the princes in Quwo. The flag of Lu State is so lonely.
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven!"
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven—"
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven—"
Amidst the greetings from the mountains, the Son of Heaven in a black robe, with a crown on his head and softly ringing black jade beads, was tall and straight, holding a sword symbolizing the authority of the Son of Heaven, and walked up to the altar with squinted eyes.
After the Son of Heaven stepped onto the altar, the Marquis of Jin, Duke Quwo, the King of Lu, and the rest of the princes and officials all stood under the altar.
The good day for offering sacrifices has arrived, and the sacrifices are about to begin. At this moment, the Marquis of Jin suddenly went out of his usual way and said, "Wait a minute!"
Duke Quwo squinted his eyes, stroked his gray beard lightly, and said, "The good time for sacrifice has come, why did Marquis Jin interrupt the sacrifice? Is this disrespectful to the gods and ancestors?!"
Duke Quwo is very majestic, although he is not young, but his words are sonorous and powerful. The Marquis of Jin is not as timid as in the past. Instead, he raised his chin arrogantly and said: "The one who disrespects the gods of the ancestors is clearly you Quwo thief!"
"Bold!" Duke Quwo sneered and said, "Today is the sacrifice ceremony of the alliance. Are you, Yicheng, going to openly start a war in front of the emperor?"
Jin Houha
Today when the false emperor entered the camp, Qi Lu and Ji Lin didn't show up to avoid being caught by the false emperor. Now that the false emperor is in the light and everyone is in the dark, it is much more convenient.
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi also sneaked into the Huimeng camp, came to see Qi Lu and Ji Lin, and reported the actions of the fake emperor these days.
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi evaded the camp guards and entered the tent quietly. When Ji Lin saw them coming in, he immediately closed the curtain.
Wu Man frowned and said, "Meet the Son of Heaven."
Ji Lin said, "There's no need to be too polite, what's going on with the fake emperor?"
Wu Man's expression was very serious, and he said: "Since that guy pretended to be the emperor, he sent away all the scholar-bureaucrats around my king, and just found some trivial things, so he imprisoned Yan Yangjian and General Shi."
Qi Lu immediately frowned and said, "How are Xiao Yang and Shi Hou doing now?"
Wu Man said: "Teacher, there is no need to worry. Although that servant has imprisoned all the cronies around the emperor, but because there is no real thing, he can't easily do anything to these scholar-bureaucrats."
You Yangjian is Qi Lu's housekeeper and an old man beside Qi Lu. Now that the whereabouts of the Taifu are unknown, You Yangjian naturally asks to meet the emperor again and again to find the whereabouts of the Taifu. Lifting up", the false emperor sent Yang Yang to prison just in case.
There are also Shi Hou, Zhu Dan, etc., but those who have some military power are all given a random hat and pushed into the jail.
Lu Ziyi said: "It's not just a few generals, but now that the great Sima is at large, the army is in the hands of Duke Guo and Ji's father..."
Before he could finish, Ji Lin said in a cold voice, "That thief who pretends to be a widow would even dare to touch Duke Guo?"
Wu Man said: "Duke Guo has a high position in the court. The thief couldn't touch Duke Guo for a while, so he did the same thing. He found a random reason to make Duke Guo stop thinking about his mistakes, put him under house arrest, and took back all the military power. , Let the cronies around you become the acting chief Sima."
Speaking of that trusted aide, needless to say, Lu Ziyi is very familiar with it, because at that time it was this trusted aide who forced Da Sima Wuman to kill herself.
Lu Ziyi said: "This fake emperor is obviously an advocate of fake things, and the person who advocates is his cronies. Since the appearance of the fake emperor, he hasn't said a word, and it's all done by the cronies. Open your mouth to command."
Ji Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't startle the snake."
Wu Man was a little hesitant, and said again: "Emperor...Although this fake emperor has thrown many people into prison, but... seems to be wooing Duke Zhou."
Wu Man suddenly hesitated, Qi Lu immediately understood why he hesitated, the reason was so simple, because Zhou Gong Heijian "had a criminal record" and betrayed Ji Lin, in order to support Wang Zihu, he sent Wu Man out of the Luo division, let him go to northern Xinjiang to resist foreign enemies.Wu Man and Zhou Gong Hei Jian were not at ease in the first place, it wasn't that there was any deep hatred, it was just a political discord, so naturally one should be careful, now that false emperor has alienated many people, but he is the only one who is close to Zhou Gong Hei Jian , making Wuman very suspicious.
Wu Man said again: "Duke Zhou and the cronies of the fake emperor are getting very close these days, will Black Shoulder..."
When he said this, Ji Lin raised his hand, interrupted Wu Man, and said, "There is no doubt about employing people. Since I choose to trust Zhou Gong, I will no longer be suspicious."
Qi Lv couldn't help laughing, but felt that Hei Jian's character was really worrying. When Wei Zhouyu and Shi Hou made troubles, he found Hei Jian as an internal response, because he felt that Zhou Gong Hei Jian was ambitious and had a "record". The best person to alienate.But now it was the false emperor's turn, and he also fell in love with Hei Jian, and wanted to win Hei Jian to betray the emperor.Qi Lu felt that it must have been born from the heart, making Hei Jian look too insidious and cunning, so people with ulterior motives felt that they were of the same kind as Hei Jian.
Ji Lin said, "Is there any clue about the detailed work?"
Wu Man fell silent and shook his head, but Lu Ziyi said, "Son of Heaven, according to Ziyi, the bandits who attacked the camp were not necessarily sent by Lu Guo."
"Why?" Ji Lin looked at Lu Ziyi.
Lu Ziyi said: "If the Son of Heaven is attacked, Luguo will indeed be the biggest beneficiary this time, but the Son of Heaven thinks about it, these two attacks, whether they are wild beasts or bandits, are a bit too childish."
Indeed, the wild beasts appeared in the territory of the country of Hua. Although all the matters related to the taming of the beasts were directly pointed at the Lu country, the wild beasts were afraid of fire. There were so many fires in the camp, and there were so many soldiers. Even if the wild beasts attacked the camp, it would be chaos It's just a little bit, and it will soon be worn out.
Then there are the bandits, the bandits were caught by surprise, and indeed played some role, but the medicine powder that made people's muscles and bones sore and weak soon became invalid, and the bandits were also wiped out, and they were unable to fight against the large number of tigers and armies every time.
Lu Ziyi said: "Furthermore, the two attacks failed, and all the evidence points to Lu Guo. It's too obvious, isn't it?"
Qi Lv nodded and said: "Prince Lu is right. In fact, Lu has always had a question. No matter how powerful the Lu State is, no matter how powerful the wild beasts are attacking the Hua State, how can so many wild beasts cross the Jin State from Lu State?" , transported to the territory of Hua country? Can Lu Guo's hand really stretch so long?"
Ji Lin frowned and said, "Teacher means..."
Jin State.
If someone can stretch his hand so far, it must not be the state of Lu, but the state of Jin.
Although Ji Lin didn't say anything, everyone fell silent immediately, as if thinking of going together.Qi Lv stayed in Jin's team these days, and he didn't stay there just by slapping his head; He didn't even know that the Son of Heaven was attacked.
Qi Lu stroked his chin and said, "Master Wan doesn't know, but there are still many people in Jin who can stretch their arms so long, such as Marquis of Jin and Qu Wo."
Ji Lin's expression turned serious, and he said, "Wu Man."
"The humble general is here." Wu Man clasped his fists immediately.
Ji Lin said: "Carefully investigate the details of the Marquis of Jin and Quwo. It must be done in secret and must not arouse suspicion."
"Yes." Wu Man responded, "Your respect."
Wu Man and Lu Ziyi came in secretly, and soon left secretly.
Because the false emperor's team had already arrived at the Huimeng camp and lived in the big camp, Qi Lu "ordered" Ji Lin not to run around, but to hide in the tent, and Qi Lu brought the daily meals from the dining room. Yes, Qi Lu had the illusion that he secretly kept a little fresh meat...
Qi Lu let the emperor hide in the camp, but he still had to go to the dining room to prepare meals. As more people joined the camp, the cooks became busier. Qi Lu, as the cook of the Jin Kingdom, naturally Also get busy.
"Hey, over there!" Sergeant Shan Fu commanded the crowd, pointed at Qi Lu, and said, "It's you, go to the warehouse and bring the ingredients."
There was not enough food, so Sergeant Sergeant Shan Fu asked Qi Lu to carry the food. Qi Lu put down his work, walked out of the dining room he had built, and went to the warehouse in the corner of the camp.
The warehouse is also a tent, because it is the warehouse of the dining room, so it is completely remote, and the sky is very dark. There is no light in the warehouse. Qi Lu got into the tent, and the lights were dim for a while.
Qi Lu went around a lot of boxes and came to the corner to pick up the ingredients. At this moment, he heard "哗啦!" Someone walked in from the outside. Qi Lu thought it was someone who came to help, but he didn't know what came in. Food husband.
There were two people in total, and those two didn't notice Qi Lu in the corner at all. After walking in, one of them waved his hand impatiently and said, "It stinks, why are you meeting here?"
The warehouse of the dining room is filled with the smell of ingredients. It is not ventilated all the year round, so the smell is not good. That person disliked it very much, and another person said: "There are few people here, so as not to be bumped by others."
When Qi Lu heard it, although he didn't know who the first voice was, how familiar was the second voice?These days when Qi Lu was in the camp, he would often hear this voice speaking, directing the soldiers and servants to do this and that, isn't he a close friend of Mr. Wan?
A few days ago, Young Master Wan was the envoy of the State of Jin and was in charge of the construction of the alliance. However, because Young Master Wan was whipped by the Marquis of Jin and seriously injured, so he was unable to do official business, the Marquis of Jin took advantage of the opportunity to remove Young Master Wan from his post and let him His cronies came to manage the League camp.
Young master Wan's cronies are sneaky and don't know who they are meeting with.
Qi Lu didn't make a sound, squatted on the ground to listen to them carefully, and then heard the first person say: "What's the matter, hurry up, the emperor can't do without me."
Son of Heaven?
Qi Lu's eyes lit up instantly, what kind of emperor can there be, isn't it just a fake emperor?When Wu Man and Lu Ziyi reported back and forth, they said that the emperor has a close friend, and he has always been a close friend. The emperor has never said a word, rarely shows up, and is as shameless as anyone.Could this person be the confidant of the false emperor?
Why did the cronies around the false emperor stay with Prince Wan's cronies, and even secretly meet?
When Prince Wan's confidant heard this, he immediately said angrily: "You are now the emperor's confidant, and you are quite tall. I want to find you, it is more difficult than going to heaven! Don't forget, who are you? Supported up!"
Qi Lu said in his heart, who?You said it, and you are anxious to listen.
The confidant next to the false emperor immediately changed his attitude and said, "My lord, forgive me, am I afraid of being discovered by others? If I let others see it, wouldn't it be a big deal?"
"What's the big deal?" Gongzi Wan's confidant said, "Even if someone sees it, others will only say that there is something wrong with him."
Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, his eyes swayed slightly, it seems that this confidant next to Young Master Wan is also a secret agent, he is not loyal to Young Master Wan, but is just pretending to be Young Master Wan.
Qi Lv had suspected before that it might not be Lu Guo who wanted to murder the emperor, but someone planted a frame on Lu Guo. This person with very long hands, who can extend such a long hand, is likely to be from Jin.
Qi Lu has tested Young Master Wan several times, but Young Master Wan doesn't seem to know, if he doesn't know, he hides too deeply.After hearing it now, it is true that Young Master Wan is innocent, and it was not caused by Young Master Wan, so the rest is on the side of Marquis Jin and Qu Wo.
The confidant next to the fake emperor said: "Yes, yes, what your lord said is true."
The confidant next to Mr. Wan said: "Remember, the alliance will be held in a few days. Don't let your feet show. Naturally, your benefits will be indispensable at that time."
"Yes, yes, the villain respects you."
The two spoke vaguely. Although the suspicion of Young Master Wan was cleared, they did not say whether the cronies of Young Master Wan were from the Marquis of Jin or from Quwo.
Those two people left soon after plotting, and only Qi Lu was left in the warehouse.
Qi Lv found a gap, went back to his camp, and immediately told Ji Lin about it. Ji Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Sure enough, it's Jin's problem, but who does this young master Wan's cronies belong to?" Man, we don't know yet."
Qi Lu suddenly laughed and said, "Come on, just arrest that fake emperor and torture him."
Why didn't Ji Lin think about it, and said: "But in this way, I'm afraid it will scare the snake. Now that the entire Huben army is in the hands of the false emperor, we are weak alone, I'm afraid..."
Qi Lu smiled faintly, and said: "Don't worry, Lin'er, Uncle has his own way to trick the false emperor out without anyone noticing, and let him obediently walk into our trap."
Seeing Qi Lu's determined expression, Ji Lin was scratching his mind for a moment. What is the way to not only startle the snake, but also let the false emperor come over obediently?This is simply a dream, and it is still a daydream.
Qi Lv suddenly said without beginning or end: "Lin'er, my mother's hoof flower a few days ago, is it delicious?"
As soon as the old mother hoofed the flower, the emperor was scratching his heart even more. Not only was it delicious, the soup was also delicious. Qi Lu just brought him a small bowl. Ji Lin didn't have enough to eat, and he just tasted it. When I came, I found that my mother had eaten all the hoof flowers, and the soup was gone, and I wished I could lick the bowl.
Qi Lu suddenly said that Ji Lin happened to be hungry and hadn't had dinner yet, so he stared at Qi Lu with a sad face, and the seriousness of talking about serious things just now disappeared. If he had ears on his head, he would definitely wobble dangling.
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Then if you give Lin'er a big pot of mother's hooves, will you eat it?"
In an instant, Ji Lin made up a large pot of old mother's hoof flowers, of course he wanted to eat them!
Qi Lu stroked his chin and said: "Then Luu will make more old mother's hoof flower soup. This way, the soup is a lot of water. Secondly, white radish is a good thing. It can detoxify and diuretic. I don't believe it. I don't believe it in the middle of the night. Get up at night."
In fact, Qi Lv's plan was quite simple and crude.Now the emperor who lives in the Huimeng camp is a false emperor. In order to avoid being discovered by others, no one in the false emperor’s tent sleeps at night. Every night, the eunuchs and court ladies will be sent away. This is a great opportunity .
They don't have to go in at all, they just need the false emperor to come out by himself. The easiest way is to make the false emperor wake up at night.Qi Lu is going to make some mother's hoof flower soup, a lot of soup, thick soup, delicious soup, boil a big pot, he doesn't believe that the false emperor doesn't like it, and put some diuretic and detoxifying white radish in the soup , as long as the fake emperor eats more white radish and drinks more soup, won't he come out by himself at night?
Qi Lu smiled and said, "We'll wait for him by the well, if you don't believe him he won't come."
The well was naturally the toilet at that time. In this way, no one in the tent of the false emperor went to bed at night. he catches.
When Ji Lin heard it, it was a good idea, but it's a pity that the old mother's hooves, Yuan Qi Taifu asked for a long time, but he didn't want to make mother's hooves for himself, but to make mother's hoofs for that fake flower.
Ji Lin narrowed his eyes, and his handsome face immediately flashed a trace of ruthlessness, different from the sweetness of the little milk dog model, the young emperor showed a vicious and surly expression, but at this moment, the emperor was resentful in his heart Counterfeit goods can enjoy Qi Taifu's craftsmanship, but I can't...
Qi Lu immediately returned to the dining room. It happened that today's dining room was short of soup and hadn't finished cooking. Everyone was so busy that Qi Lu volunteered to help make the soup and made this mother's hoof flower dish.
Mr. Wan had eaten mother's hoof flower a few times before, and he liked it very much. The soup is delicious, and the hoof flower is tender and fragrant. When the sergeant husband saw that Qi Lu was going to make this mother's hoof flower, he agreed very much, and asked Qi Lu to do more.
Qi Lv made mother's hoof flowers, filled a big pot, put some more white radish on purpose, boiled more soup on purpose, eunuchs and maids took all the food away, so the cook had time to rest for a while son.
Qi Lu just wanted to go back to have dinner with Ji Lin, but unexpectedly an eunuch came back in a hurry and said, "Who made this hoof flower soup? Hurry up! Make more, the emperor loves it so much, hurry up!" "
The corners of Qi Lu's lips curled up. As expected, this fake emperor also liked this delicacy very much. Not only did he eat all the hoof flowers, but he even drank the soup, and there was nothing left. The white radish in it Absorbing the essence of the hoof flower, it is cooked thoroughly and deliciously, and it is still soaked in the rich soup. The false emperor also loved the taste very much, and ordered to put more.
Qi Lu moved swiftly, and immediately brought out another bowl of mother's hoof flower soup, which was ready-made, because he had prepared it long ago and kept stewing it on the fire, so it was ready-made at this moment.
The eunuch took his mother's hoof flower soup and left quickly, trotting all the way, and someone urged him, saying: "Hurry up, hurry up, the emperor is urging you very much!"
Those eunuchs came back and forth, went for a while, came back, added another big bowl, hurriedly brought it back, the fake emperor ate three big bowls of old mother's hoof flowers, and basically no other dishes. How to move.
It's so good, the fake emperor worked so hard and cooperated so much that he only had to guard it in the middle of the night.
As the sky darkened and the night was quiet, Qi Lu and Ji Lin sneaked out of the tent, hid in the dark, and prepared to wait for the false emperor to throw himself into the net.
The weather was dark and the wind was strong, the two of them hid in the dark, Qi Lu was shivering from the cold, Ji Lin held him in his arms, and the two of them were close together, the wind was strong today, the night was not bad, very clear, The moonlight is also beautiful, which is a good time for a late night tryst.
However, Qi Lu was too cold to be in this mood, while Ji Lin frequently looked up at the moonlight, thinking why the fake emperor hadn't come yet. If you don't go to bed, you will have to wear clothes in front of Qi Lu's eyes.
These days Ji Lin and Qi Lu stayed together every day, Ji Lin was already very worried.Fortunately, Ji Lin was injured, so Qi Lu always urged him to go to bed early to take care of his body. Ji Lin would definitely go to bed before the child's hour, and Qi Lu would not disturb him when he saw that he was "sleeping soundly", so it was all the same. Get away with it.
But now, Qi Lu and Ji Lin are waiting on the sidelines. If the false emperor doesn't come, wouldn't he have to give up?
Ji Lin was very anxious, suddenly heard the sound of "rustling rustling", it was very hurried, it was the sound of footsteps, the sound was very chaotic, it was not the voice of soldiers on patrol.
Ji Lin whispered, "Here we are."
Qi Lu shivered coldly, breathed into his hand, and said, "Great, it's finally here, and this is enough to hold back."
As he spoke, he took out something from his bosom. Ji Lin took a closer look, it was a sack, and asked puzzledly, "What is this sack...for?"
Qi Lu chuckled, with a "treacherous, slippery, bad" smile on his face, he stuffed the sack to Ji Lin, and said, "Take the sack and put it on his head while he's not paying attention. , let's take him away."
Ji Lin thought about it, and opened the sack.
Sure enough, the fake emperor hugged his robe, walked loosely, and did not look like Ji Lin "sitting upright". His mouth was air-conditioned, and he trotted all the way to the direction of Jingdong.
The corner of Ji Lin's lips twitched, and he sneered, "Wow!" He put it on quickly and ruthlessly, "Ah!" The fake emperor was completely unprepared, his eyes darkened, he followed his head and feet, and turned suddenly. For a set of sacks, Ji Lin simply picked him up and took him away.
Qi Lu quickly waved and said, "Go quickly."
The two caught the fake emperor without any hesitation in their movements, and hurried to a place where no one was around, lest the fake emperor's voice be too loud and attract the soldiers.
Next to the dining room warehouse, a piece of the fence of the camp was missing, and the two of them got out along the gap, and also got out with the fake emperor, away from the camp, and came to the wilderness.
Qi Lu pointed to a dead tree and said, "Hang him up without untying the sack."
Ji Lin nodded, because he was "in a hurry" and wanted to finish the work before midnight, so he moved nimbly. Amid the yelling of the false emperor, he hung him on the treetop with a sound of "whoosh."
"Help—help—"
"who are you!?"
"Let, let me down...you know me, Gu, no, who is the widow?!"
When Qi Lu heard the voice of the false emperor, it was no wonder that the false emperor kept silent. It turned out that the false emperor was a dumb sang'er, and his voice was far from Ji Lin's. He has been a mute since then, and has never spoken, all of which are spoken on behalf of his cronies.
Qi Lu smiled and said, "Then tell me, who are you?"
The false emperor was covered with a sack and couldn't see them, shouting: "The widow is the emperor!! The widow is the emperor! You thieves, let me go, no, let the widow down!"
Qi Lv seems to be addicted to playing, and finds it very interesting. He has only seen the scene of sacking in TV dramas before, and has never tried it himself. It turns out that sacking is so interesting. On the tree, struggling and shouting at the same time, Qi Lu had the illusion that he was the king of the mountain.
Qi Lu coughed, frowned and said, "Okay! You are the emperor of that shit!?"
"Cough, cough, cough..." Ji Lin skimmed beside him, and when he heard Qi Lu's indecent words, he choked up, and hurriedly covered his mouth and coughed.
Qi Lv was still saying: "You son of a bitch, I'm looking for you! I have a blood feud with you, now it's over, you fall into our hands, and you will definitely not be able to live or die!"
The fake emperor was not a real brand, and when he heard Qi Lu's words, he was terrified and said, "I, I... I don't know you, I have money, can't I give you money!?"
"You don't know me? I know you!" Qi Lu said: "You admit it yourself, you are the emperor, okay, you ruined my family, today we have revenge for revenge, revenge for those who have grievances, Lin Son, castrate him!"
"Cough, cough, cough—" Ji Lin had just calmed down his cough, when he was choked by Qi Lu's vulgar words.
"Don't! Don't!" The false emperor screamed in fright, and said, "I'll give you money, can't I give you money?"
Qi Lu said: "No! Today we will take revenge, unless you are not the emperor. Since you are the emperor, I will eunuch you today. Not only will I eunuch you, but I will also pull out your tongue to make a tongue-in-cheek. Cut out your eyes and roast them, then pick out your kidneys and roast them!"
"No—don't!" The false emperor was so frightened that his voice split. He was originally a dumb son, but now his voice was even worse, echoing in the open wilderness. If he hadn't been far away from the camp, he might have killed everyone in the camp. wake up.
Qi Lu smiled "hummingly". He actually didn't have any sharp weapons in his hand, and he didn't allow kitchen knives to be taken out of the dining room. Therefore, Qi Lu didn't have any knives, but he did have a small dagger. The small dagger was a small spoon from that era. Although this There were already chopsticks in the [-]s, but the nobles were still not used to using chopsticks for meals, and small daggers were very popular.
Qi Lu was holding a small dagger, and the fake emperor couldn't see at all because he was wearing a sack. Suddenly he felt something stuck on his body, and he heard Qi Lu's gloomy voice say: "I should goug your eyes first. , or should I castrate you first?"
The fake emperor thought that the little dagger was a sharp weapon, and was so frightened that he said "Ah——" "Ah!!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The false emperor finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "I am not the emperor!! You have found the wrong person, I am not the emperor! I am really not the emperor, I am a fake, I am a fake! Fake!!"
Qi Lu and Ji Lin looked at each other, Qi Lu was full of cunning, and said, "Oh? Are you not the Son of Heaven?"
The fake emperor immediately nodded his head and said, "Yes, yes, I am not the emperor, I am not! I am a fake, the person you are looking for is not me, let me go!"
Qi Lu said sadly: "You are not the emperor, so who is the person I am looking for?"
The fake emperor shook his head vigorously, and said: "I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know where the real emperor is, and I was also forced. Some people forced me to be a false emperor, and said to me...give me a lot of money ... just let me go, I really don't know where the real Son of Heaven is."
"You don't know?" Ji Lin said in a faint voice, "It's a coincidence, but the widow knows."
As he said, he opened the sack with a "crash", and the fake emperor was crying, with his mouth wide open, and met Ji Lin's face at a glance.
"You...you..." The false emperor still kept his mouth open, but he was already dumbfounded, because he saw Ji Lin's face, and the reason why he was made the false emperor was precisely because the false emperor's face and Ji Lin's Lin is very similar, not to mention completely similar, but at least [-]% to [-]%.
It's just that if you look closely, it doesn't look like it anymore, because the false emperor's face is very flat, not as three-dimensional and full as Ji Lin's face, especially when viewed from the side, the false emperor's nose is much shorter.But generally, as long as you are not a close friend, you will not pay so much attention. Who would dare to look directly at the face of the emperor?
The false emperor stared at Ji Lin, and Ji Lin just called himself a "widow", the false emperor was scared out of his wits in an instant, "you" for a long time, but couldn't say anything.
Qi Lu smiled and shook the small dagger in his hand, and said, "Since you admit that you are a false emperor, it will be much cheaper."
The fake emperor thumped in his heart, as if he finally realized that he had been tricked, but it was too late to refute now.
Qi Lv rubbed his chin and leaned closer to the fake emperor, who was still hanging upside down, but just took off the sack, and immediately shrank back in fright, swaying.
Qi Lu said in surprise: "Lin'er, he really looks like you."
Qi Lu looked at the false emperor so carefully, and Ji Lin immediately felt pissed. He stood in front of Qi Lu, not letting him see the false emperor, and said, "Teacher, the widow is right in front of you, why bother to look at the fake emperor?" ?”
It was the first time for Qi Lu to see two people who looked so similar, and he didn't know where he found them. He was curious, but Ji Lin blocked his sight. Ji Lin was tall and had broad shoulders. Still from above, the false emperor couldn't be seen, and he couldn't kneel on the ground to watch, so he had to give up.
The fake emperor was left alone, and said in a trembling voice: "You...what are you going to do? It's none of my business!"
Although Qi Lu couldn't see the false emperor, it didn't prevent him from "doing bad things" and said: "We don't do anything, but we just want to ask you something."
"I don't know anything!" The fake emperor denied it.
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Okay, you don't know, just be brave. Although I can't dig out your waist with this little dagger, it's okay to dig out your eyes and castrate you. Do you want to do it?" Try it out for free?"
The fake emperor was very frightened and said, "I was really forced, so don't look for me!"
Qi Lu smiled and said, "It's okay if we don't look for you, then you can tell me who forced you to do this."
The false emperor immediately kept silent, and Qi Lu said, "Oh, it turns out that he is a tough one."
Ji Lin said faintly: "I'm afraid it's not a tough one, but a cheap one."
Qi Lu said cooperatingly: "Lü likes to punish the poor bones the most. Although it's the first time for Lu to be castrated, it's the same as the destruction of human nature."
The false emperor's face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "I... they won't let me speak, let me just eat and drink, don't let me say a word, and threaten me that if I speak, they will kill... kill me... ..."
Qi Lu smiled and said, "What else? Lu's temperament is very limited. When his temper gets angry, his hands will shake, and once his hands shake, he will..."
"I say, I say!" The fake emperor said tremblingly: "It's the king of Jin! It was the king of Jin who asked me to pretend to be the emperor. The villain refused at the beginning. This is going to be beheaded, but ...But they said that I refused to be truthful, so they killed me first, please spare your life, please spare your life!"
When Qi Lu heard this, he raised his lips and said, "Marquis of Jin?"
Fearing that they would not believe him, the false emperor nodded quickly and said, "It's him, it's him! Everything I said is true, every sentence is true! I didn't know why at first, but I just felt that the monarch was too courageous. Later... Later Hearing what they said, it was... that the monarch was afraid that the emperor would get close to Quwo, so he canonized Quwo as orthodox, so he simply thought of such a way, not only can suppress Quwo, but also... can control the entire kingdom week."
Ji Lin sneered, and said, "An idiot talking about dreams, is he worthy?"
Unexpectedly, Marquis Jin looked timid and fearful, but he was very courageous, commonly known as a daring thief.
The Marquis of Jin's calculations are so resounding, using wild beasts to attack, he planned to plant the spoils on Lu Guo from the very beginning, then framed Lu Ziyi, secretly changed the emperor, and sent the cronies of the son Wan and the cronies of the fake emperor to join him , if something happens, you can plant it on Young Master Wan.
Qi Lu rubbed his chin and said, "I have to say, this Marquis of Jin is pretty smart. If he uses his cleverness to govern the country, Qu Wo will probably be convinced by him."
Now that things have come to light, the fake emperor has also fallen into their hands, but the fake emperor is a fake advocate, in other words, he is just a puppet, and the cronies are the ones who pull the strings. Even if they caught the fake emperor , but the military power is still in the hands of the person who raised the line, and he cannot act rashly.
Ji Lin frowned and said, "Teacher, what should we do now?"
Qi Lu said faintly: "Just plan..."
After the emperor's alliance team arrived at the alliance camp, Duke Quwo's large army also arrived at the camp soon.
Duke Quwo was named Eel, and his father, Uncle Huan Quwo, had great ambitions and wanted to replace Yicheng and become the authentic king of the Jin Kingdom, but he failed to fulfill this wish all his life, and died at the age of 72.You must know that the Spring and Autumn Period was the pre-Qin period, and 72 years old was considered an advanced age. It is conceivable that Duke Quwo, who is now enthroned, is not young.
Mr. Quwo was not young, with a gray beard, leading a large army. Mr. Quwo's face said that he followed him, showing a vicious aura.
Because the Marquis of Jin from Yicheng will also come to participate in the alliance this time, Duke Quwo brought a heavy army and was prepared to come, so he sent his son to come to the camp first, and he came later with soldiers and horses.
Duke Qu Wo and the monarch of Lu State arrived at the meeting place on the same day, the day before the meeting. Why did the two of them agree so much?In fact, it wasn't that they were plotting something, but that Lu Guo was afraid that the people of Zhou would have something to do and that they would trap him in the eldest son, so he was stuck in time and wanted to leave immediately after meeting the alliance.
The same is true for Duke Qu Wo, he is not afraid of what the emperor will do to him, but he is afraid of Yicheng.Although Yicheng is much weaker than Quwo, it can be regarded as lingering, but the more it is at this juncture, the more it is impossible to make any mistakes, so Quwo Gong is also stuck in time, just letting his son take a step ahead Come to find out the truth.
Now all the members of the alliance have arrived, and the next morning, they are ready to start the alliance.
The first step in making an alliance is naturally to make an alliance with blood, offering sacrifices to heaven and earth, etc. Whether it is Zhou people or the surrounding barbarians who do not obey discipline, everyone has the custom of offering sacrifices.
This early in the morning, the sun barely rose, illuminating the cold and desolate alliance camp, casting a flaming sun, and all the camps were ready.Marquis of Jin, Prince Wan, Duke Quwo, Prince Quwo, Lu Guojun, Lu Guo doctor, and of course the Son of Heaven, all stepped out of their tents and came to the altar of Huimeng.
Surrounding the altar is an empty field, with a tall altar in the middle. Various flags are planted on the side of the altar, such as the Sun and Moon Banner of the Son of Heaven, the Jiaolong Banner of the Marquis of Jin, and the Jiaolong Banner of the princes in Quwo. The flag of Lu State is so lonely.
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven!"
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven—"
"Welcome to the Son of Heaven—"
Amidst the greetings from the mountains, the Son of Heaven in a black robe, with a crown on his head and softly ringing black jade beads, was tall and straight, holding a sword symbolizing the authority of the Son of Heaven, and walked up to the altar with squinted eyes.
After the Son of Heaven stepped onto the altar, the Marquis of Jin, Duke Quwo, the King of Lu, and the rest of the princes and officials all stood under the altar.
The good day for offering sacrifices has arrived, and the sacrifices are about to begin. At this moment, the Marquis of Jin suddenly went out of his usual way and said, "Wait a minute!"
Duke Quwo squinted his eyes, stroked his gray beard lightly, and said, "The good time for sacrifice has come, why did Marquis Jin interrupt the sacrifice? Is this disrespectful to the gods and ancestors?!"
Duke Quwo is very majestic, although he is not young, but his words are sonorous and powerful. The Marquis of Jin is not as timid as in the past. Instead, he raised his chin arrogantly and said: "The one who disrespects the gods of the ancestors is clearly you Quwo thief!"
"Bold!" Duke Quwo sneered and said, "Today is the sacrifice ceremony of the alliance. Are you, Yicheng, going to openly start a war in front of the emperor?"
Jin Houha
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