spring and autumn officials
Chapter 57 Lin Er is the Sweetest
Ji Lin was violently dragged by Qi Lu, and grabbed the front of the front, and the black gauze shirt was pulled into a mess by Qi Lu. Under Ji Lin's slightly dazed gaze, Qi Taifu, who was usually respectful, swept away his respect, as if revealing In spite of my own nature, I can't help but put my head up and post it...
Although Ji Lin is young, after going through various incidents such as Wang Zihu's rebellion, Wei Zhouxu's rebellion, Meishan siege, Evil Cao Huimeng, Dongmen battle, etc., he only felt that he could handle things without being alarmed and not afraid of danger. Is a real emperor.
And at this moment, at this moment...
The young emperor, calm in dealing with things and fearless in the face of danger, opened his eyes slightly wide, feeling the sweet aroma of wine in his breath, and couldn't react for a while.
Qi Lu just scratched the surface, and then left quickly, but Ji Lin's slightly widened eyes quickly darkened, his eyes narrowed, revealing a hint of "ruthlessness" that was about to come, and suddenly "returned" back, magnanimous Pressing the back of Qi Lu's neck with his palm, he firmly held on to prevent Qi Lu from having any chance to escape.
Not far away is the sound of the eunuch falling into the water, calling for help non-stop, and the tiger and ben army on duty in the palace "treading" running back and forth, intertwined with noisy sounds.
"Help! Someone fell into the water—"
"Quick! Grab it!"
"Drag him up!"
And on the dark and deserted path, Qi Lu hugged the emperor's neck tightly, his mind was in chaos, his reaction was very slow, he couldn't think of anything, he didn't want to think about anything, the smell of alcohol evaporated his reason, and his daily life was exhausted. The pretense for survival, the troublesome disguise, the troublesome respect, all torn to shreds, torn to pieces, in a pair of eyes filled with water vapor, only the handsome emperor, the handsome emperor who made his index finger move and his selfish desires surged.
Qi Lu was in a daze, only heard the hoarse voice of the Son of Heaven, like a bloodthirsty wild wolf, said hoarsely: "Teacher, how is it, is it sweet?"
Qi Lu felt the smell of alcohol, wine is really a good thing, as the saying goes, wine is strong and cowardly, Qi Lu followed that voice, without reservation, without hesitation at all, but his voice trembled and said: "Sweet ... Lin'er's taste is so sweet."
The Son of Heaven's breathing was a little stagnant, and then became hoarse, and said in Qi Lu's ear: "Teacher, why are you calling me? Call me again, dear, call me again."
"Lin'er..."
"Lin'er..."
The sky is bright.
Qi Lu had an ambitious dream.In fact, this is not the first time he had this kind of dream. He had had this kind of dream before when he realized that he had bad intentions for the emperor, but this time the dream was more real, as if it had actually happened.
Qi Lv smacked his lips, still reminiscing about that dream. In the dream, Qi Lv tore up the troublesome disguise and respect, and planned to make all kinds of handsome emperors, and finally stripped off the emperor's flamboyant body to have no friends. The black gauze shirt, simply happy!
Qi Lv still dreamed that he and the emperor were on the dark alley near the traffic flow, with all kinds of shame and shame.It's just that there is only one thing that is not right, that is, Qi Lv originally thought that he was the one who threw down the handsome emperor, but for some reason, his taste suddenly changed...
Qi Lu was sleeping, the corners of his lips couldn't help but twitched, thinking about his dream in a daze, he couldn't help but smirk.
"hiss……"
Just when Qi Lu was giggling, a sore pain suddenly came up, and the real pain pulled Qi Lu out of his dream in an instant.
Because he was drunk and drugged, his brain reacted very slowly, like a gear that was short of oil, and he couldn't turn it no matter what. He slowly sat up, only to feel that the soreness was more obvious, rushing up in bursts , stimulating Qi Lu's thinking.
Qi Lu covered his head, looked up, the sky was only slightly bright, not completely bright, and it was silent, and a light breathing sound could be heard in his ears.
Qi Lu's forehead suddenly twitched, that's right, he had been tricked by Yan Yin yesterday, an eunuch stabbed him and dragged him away.
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's thoughts turned suddenly, his heart beat wildly, and when he looked down, there were scattered clothes on the ground, messy and intertwined.
Qi Lu's heart skipped a beat, his impression was fragmented, he couldn't recall it for a while, and couldn't catch it intermittently. He thought in shock, could it be that something really happened between him and Wu Jiang, who can be his own mother?
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's mind was even more thunderous, and he felt that he was about to be scorched, and it was not scorched on the outside but tender on the inside, but charred with smoke!
Qi Lu turned his neck stiffly, turned to the direction of the soft couch little by little, and looked at the person lying on the side of the soft couch like a strong man cut off his wrist, so he fixed his eyes...
"Hey!" Qi Lu took a sharp breath, it wasn't Wu Jiang, but the person lying on the couch surprised Qi Lu even more than Wu Jiang. Isn't this the object of his ulterior motives, one of the protagonists of the dream—the Son of Heaven? !
Ji Lin was lying on the couch and hadn't woken up yet. His eyebrows were slightly frowned, and there was a scar on the corner of his lips, which looked like it had been bitten out. Not only that, but there were marks all over his neck, and he was so passionate.
Qi Lu first saw the scar on the corner of the emperor's lips, which suddenly corresponded to some links in his dream, and then saw the tooth marks on the emperor's neck, which immediately corresponded to his dream again, Qi Lu quickly covered his lips with his hands. Mouth, lest the gasp be too loud and wake up the emperor.
Qi Lu was extremely shocked, it was not a dream.
Not a dream!
it is true……
I insulted the Son of Heaven, if Qi Lu's dream was correct, then he was really in the vicinity of the Son of Heaven, the dark alleyway was full of sky and the ground, and Qi Lu took the initiative to attack.
Qi Lu only felt his scalp numb, and the memory in his mind was still fragmented, not very complete, but his body was so sore, and he protested loudly, clearly telling Qi Lu that all this was true, Not dreaming.
Qi Lv panicked a little bit, thinking that as the emperor's tutor, he was already an old stick in the officialdom, but at this moment Qi Lv was panicked.No matter how daring the dream is, it is still a dream, but now he is really, truly, molesting the emperor.
Because Qi Lu is a bit fragmented, I don't remember Ji Lin's reaction yesterday at all, I completely thought that I was born to attack the emperor, Qi Lu is full of thoughts now - I forced the emperor, I forced the emperor, I forced the emperor...
Qi Lu thought this way, the more he thought about it, the more panicked he became. If the emperor woke up and asked himself what to do, Qi Lv would have no way to return the emperor's innocence to the emperor.
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's heart brightened, yes, 36 tricks, the best policy is to go!
He immediately got down from the couch with his waist down, covered his mouth, endured the sore feeling, lowered his head and quickly picked up the lingering clothes on the ground, put them on himself in a hurry, grabbed his belt and ran.
Qi Lu suddenly got a little impression. It seemed that he had encountered this scene before, and it seemed familiar. No wonder he was so experienced in running...
Qi Lu ran out from the gate of the palace, looking back, it was indeed the emperor's bedroom in the Zheng Palace, and because it was too early, the palace people hadn't come to wait on him, so it was a good time for Qi Lu to escape.
Qi Lv tugged on his belt, like flying a kite all the way, quickly rushed towards the house where he was staying, regardless of the pain, "Bang!", hurriedly pushed open the door of the house, almost crashing in.
Qi Lu slammed into it, "Boom!" and slammed the door shut again, leaning against the door panel, panting for breath, feeling like he had never run so fast before, as expected, human potential is limitless , especially when it comes to running away...
Qi Lu rejoiced that he ran fast, but raised his head: "..."
In an instant, his eyes met with the sheep's shoulders.
This early in the morning, Yan Yangjian was tidying up and cleaning Qi Lu's house. He wanted to clean it up while the Taifu was away, but he happened to see the Taifu rushing in in a panic, grabbing his belt, as if doing something. Like a thief.
With a delicate and cold face on the shoulder, it was rare to be stunned, and looked at Qi Lu in surprise, Qi Lu coughed, pretending to be very calm, and said: "Xiao Yang, you got up early, today ……nice weather."
Qi Lu failed to intervene smoothly, but Yang Yang was still dumbfounded and said, "Teacher...why are you wearing the emperor's coat?"
Qi Lu subconsciously grabbed the inner garment, pulled it up and looked down, couldn't help gasping silently, thinking that his escape was flawless, after all, he had already experienced it once, who knew that he was too hasty to wear the wrong clothes Underwear.
Qi Lu's inner garment has become a black emperor's inner garment, with the crumpled court clothes on the outside, it looks very eye-catching, no wonder the sheep shoulders can be seen at a glance.
Qi Lv faltered, couldn't find an excuse for a while, he could speak well on weekdays, but today he stuttered, he was just a copy of Bao Shuya!
Qi Lu simply said: "Xiao Yang, bring me a set of clean clothes, yes, and some hot soup, I want to take a bath."
Although Yan Yangjian was surprised, he didn't say much, so he went to do it quickly. First, he made hot soup. Qi Lu usually didn't need someone to take a bath, he could take a bath by himself. clothing.
Qi Lu sat in the hot soup, the steaming heat slightly relieved some soreness, and he slowly relaxed. Because of the whole night of tossing, Qi Lu was actually very sleepy and weak. Letting go, I can't help recalling the sweet dream of last night...
When Yan Yangjian came out with clean clothes in his hands, he saw the Tai Tuo suddenly plunged into the hot soup, as if he was about to drown himself.Yan Yangjian hurriedly ran over and shouted: "Teacher! What's wrong with you, Taifu!?"
Qi Lu: "..." The Tai Tuo just wanted to see if it would be quicker to drown himself, or to die of shame...
Qi Lu was buried in the water, spitting bubbles, picked up the water and splashed it vigorously on his face. It was clearly warm soup, but splashing it on his face actually had the effect of cooling down. Qi Lu felt that his current skin had already It can be used for slate barbecue, and the effect of heat preservation and water retention is excellent. The roasted meat is absolutely tender and juicy, and it is not bad at all.
Qi Lv was bubbling in the water, and Yi Yangjian put away the change of clothes, picked up the emperor's tunic that Qi Lv was wearing by mistake, and said, "Teacher, is this clothes buried or burned? "
When Qi Lu heard what Yan Yangjian said, he spit bubbles and turned his head away, and saw that Yang Yang was "fierce" at the emperor's inner clothes, because Qi Lu also wore the emperor's clothes by mistake last time, and at that time it was the emperor's clothes. Yi Yangjian buried or burned the clothes, in short, destroyed the corpse and wiped out all traces.
Now that Yan Yangjian has experience, he is ready to do the same. When Qi Lu heard this, he suddenly felt reluctant. At that time, Qi Lu was still a pure heart of a monarch and minister to the emperor, and at most he had the thoughts of an "old father", but now Qi Lu treats the emperor His mind is not so simple anymore, and he just tasted the marrow and tasted it yesterday, and saw the emperor's close-fitting underwear, if it was burned or buried, wouldn't it be... a waste?
"Cough!" Qi Lu coughed upright, and said solemnly: "The lamb is the clothes of the emperor after all, how can he be so disrespectful? Just leave it there, you don't need to worry about it."
The sheep shoulder was a little strange, but he still nodded and said, "Yes, Taifu."
Yi Yangjian left the emperor's tunic behind, and quickly left the house to let Qi Lu take a bath.Qi Lv looked at the door for a long time, seeing the sheep's shoulders receding, he quickly stepped out of the bathtub, dried himself hastily, then trotted over enduring the pain, and picked up the emperor's coat.The texture is soft and slippery, and the material is naturally the best, especially for close-fitting clothing, which must be soft and comfortable.
Qi Lv gave the inner garment a smirk, and hid the inner garment under the soft cushion of his couch, and patted it dearly to make sure it was well hidden, and it would be safe.
After Qi Lu took a bath, he collapsed on the couch and fell asleep in a daze. When he fell asleep, he was still thinking that he wanted to secretly kiss the emperor's super kissable lips. , Now it's good, Wu Jiang came here to calculate himself for no reason, but let himself force the emperor by mistake, this account must be settled.
Qi Lu is a person who likes to eat, but he never likes to eat two things, one is to suffer, and the other is to suffer.
Today Qi Lu was plotted against by Wu Jiang, this account must be settled, Qi Lu thought in a daze, once my master is full of sleep, I will ask you to settle it in a while...
Due to the severe physical exhaustion, Qi Lu quickly fell into sleep, and fell into a deep sleep. After falling asleep, he kept repeating the content of yesterday's fragments in his dream. Many of the contents were beyond his memory, but he was sleeping I recalled it while I was reading it.
Qi Lv fell asleep, opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the roof, suddenly grabbed the brocade quilt, covered his face with his head, buried himself, and let out a muffled "scream" under the quilt .
When Yan Yangjian heard the screams coming from the house, he rushed in immediately in fright, shouting: "Teacher! But there are assassins!?"
There was no one in the house except Qi Lu. Qi Lu hugged the quilt, sat pitifully on the couch, and said very "wronged": "Xiao Yang, Taifu seems to have eaten oranges."
"Orange, orange?" Ya Yangjian looked confused.
Qi Lu didn't dare to sleep anymore, those fragmented memories were almost replaying in his dream, Qi Lu got up from the couch in fright, tidied up his clothes, asked Ya Yangjian to comb his hair, He was ready to go out for revenge.
Qi Lu was combing his hair, but Ji Ya ran over early in the morning.Ji Ya came here to "refuge", because Qi Lu gave Ji Ya some lotus seed heart tea a few days ago, but Ji Ya couldn't drink it, so he gave it to Gongsun Zidu. The relationship between individuals is advancing by leaps and bounds, just like mixing honey.
Ji Ya stayed at Gongsun Zidu's mansion last night, and early this morning, his uncle unexpectedly came to the door. When Ji Ya heard about it, he quickly grabbed his clothes and ran away. So he sneaked into the palace directly, so Ji Ya came to take refuge.
Ji Ya sat on the table and said, "Brother, where are you going to go soon? Eat food? Or do something delicious, I'll go with you."
Qi Lu smiled coldly, raised his lips to the mirror, and said: "Today, I don't care about food for my brother, but I have to care about people."
Ji Ya said strangely: "Real people?"
He didn't understand what Qi Lu meant, so Qi Lu told the story of Wu Jiang's plot against him yesterday. Those eunuchs Qi Lu looked familiar, and they must be people around Wu Jiang, and they thought Qi Lu had fainted In the past, Qi Lu overheard him talking while walking. Qi Lu was in a daze at the time, but he remembered it clearly.
When Ji Ya heard it, "Boom!!" He slapped the desk hard, and said angrily, "What?! I never imagined that the majestic mother of the State of Zheng would be so shameless! I'm so angry!"
Qi Lu was a little suspicious, Wu Jiang plotted against him, why was Ji Ya so angry?
Ji Ya then said: "Brother, you don't know something. It's not a day or two for Madam to mess up the palace. In fact, I wish the whole court of Zheng Kingdom knew about it. It's just that everyone turns a blind eye to it." That's all, relying on the fact that she is the emperor's own mother, that madam has made trouble for my uncle many times."
Looking for trouble, I said it very implicitly, in fact, Wu Jiang also took a fancy to Ji Zhong, and came to find "trouble" for Ji Zhong, not only Ji Zhong, but also the "trouble" of Gongsunzi. However, the well-known handsome man in Zheng State, although his grandsons are all brothers of Zheng Boxusheng's clan, Wu Jiang doesn't have these grudges at all, and he doesn't mind at all.
When Qi Lu heard this, he couldn't help but click his tongue. He thought that Wu Jiang came to him because he was too attractive.
Ji Ya said again: "What's even more exasperating is that she still relied on being the mother of the country, so she encouraged Shen Guo's natal family, and almost robbed my aunt by force, intending to humiliate her. Do the math!"
Qi Lu thought that Wu Jiang was just unwilling to be lonely, how could he have thought that Wu Jiang had harmed Zheng Ji?Zheng Ji is young and beautiful, and she is Jizhong's younger sister. She has a high status, but she has never been married, and she can't find a good person. Those who want to marry Jizhong's sister, and those who want to marry Zheng Guo There are as many people as the grandson of the first beauty, and I wish I could line up with old Zheng Cheng to circle around.
Who doesn't know that marrying Zheng Ji means that she has a relationship with Ji Zhong. To say a big word, she has mastered half of the country of Zheng. As a daughter of the State of Shen, many natal families would ask Wu Jiang to do things if they wanted to develop in the State of Zheng.One of Wu Jiang's relatives fell in love with Zheng Ji, and Zheng Ji didn't want to marry, so that person used the same method as Wu Jiang, intending to insult Zheng Ji.
Ji Ya said: "Brother, you don't know. At that time, my uncle was sick with anger. If my aunt really suffered from this loss, and she is so thoughtful, what will she do for the rest of her life?"
Although women these days don't pay too much attention, and many remarry and remarry, Zheng Ji is different. Zheng Ji has a reserved personality.
Qi Lu was also afraid after hearing this, and squinted his eyes and said: "It seems that this account is quite big, today I will let my brother do the job, and I will also ask Zheng Ji to come back."
Ji Ya was very annoyed because of this matter, now that Qi Lu said that he was going to take revenge, Ji Ya was the first to respond, and immediately said: "Brother, tell me, what should we do, shall we go to Madam's bedroom now?" ?”
Qi Lv smiled and said: "Not busy, you have to make some preparations. Now that you have passed, the wife will push you four, five or six. What if we say we bully her?"
Seeing Qi Lu laughing so "insidiously and cunningly", Ji Ya knew that Qi Lu must have a good idea, so he stopped guessing and followed Qi Lu out of the house.
Qi Lu came out of the house with Ji Ya, and said to Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou, "You two go and help me with something."
After hearing this, Li Yangjian and Shi Hou nodded and left without talking nonsense.
Qi Lu said to Ji Ya: "Let's go, brother, let's go to the small warehouse behind the dining room and wait."
Qi Lv is no stranger to the small warehouse behind the dining room. This is actually the "forbidden area" of the dining room. The former sergeant of the dining room was domineering and domineering when he was in charge of the dining room. He liked to punish people in this place. Here It seems that it has become a prison for torture. Before that, Qi Lu had rescued Gongsun Hua who was a hard worker here.
Qi Lu brought Ji Ya into the small warehouse and sat down leisurely. Ji Ya was impatient and said, "Brother, what are we doing here?"
"We'll find out after a while." Qi Lu was not in a hurry at all, he was very leisurely.
After a while, Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou came back, the two entered the small dining room, "Boom!" and pushed another person in from the outside.
The man's voice was very high-pitched and thin, and he shouted: "What are you doing!? I can tell you, I am the servant of Madam! Don't touch me! If Madam knows that you people are doing evil, she will definitely not be able to get around you !"
Ji Ya took a closer look and found that it was an eunuch, no wonder his voice was high-pitched, the eunuch was pushed in and didn't notice that there were still people in the small warehouse.
Qi Lu patted the eunuch's shoulder with a smile, and said: "If you are not someone close to Madam, Lu will not look for you."
"Hoo!!"
The eunuch looked back and saw Qi Lu's gentle and handsome face with a gentle smile, but as if he had bumped into a big tiger, he took a deep breath in fright, opened his mouth and eyes wide, and his face was full exaggerate.
"Gudong!" The next moment, the eunuch's legs softened, and he knelt down directly to Qi Lu.
The eunuch cried and said, "Teacher! Grand Tutor...forgive me—forgive me!"
Qi Lu smiled more kindly, and said: "Huh? Why did you say that? Lu just asked the housekeeper to invite you to come over for a chat and gossip. He didn't beat you or scold you, so why did he yell for mercy?" What? Really confused Li.”
Qi Lv asked knowingly, because the eunuch in front of him was not the eunuch who was pushed into the water by him yesterday?It was the eunuch sent by Wu Jiang to slap Qi Lv and prepare to drag him away.
The eunuch knelt on the ground tremblingly, and didn't dare to say much except begging for mercy.
Qi Lv then said: "Since you know you are afraid, there is no need for Lv to waste your time talking. We are all smart people, so let's speak up. Lv asked you, but Mrs. Zheng Guo ordered you to rob me?"
The eunuch didn't dare to answer, but still kowtowed and shouted: "Taifu, please forgive me!! Please spare me! Xiaochen... Xiaochen dare not say it!"
This is obvious, the eunuch is the eunuch next to Wu Jiang, who else can instruct him to do such a thing except Wu Jiang?But the eunuch did not dare to speak out, probably because he was afraid that Wu Jiang would blame him.
Ji Ya snorted and pulled out his sword from his waist, saying, "Don't dare to say?! I think you are begging to be beaten!"
Qi Lu raised his hand to stop Ji Ya from drawing his sword, and said, "Eh? Brother, don't be like this, how can you be so rude."
Ji Ya immediately withdrew his sword and said: "Brother, I think this person is a low-spirited person, if he dares not speak up, let's beat him until he speaks up!"
Qi Lu smiled and said: "The reason why he didn't dare to say it was because he was afraid of Mrs. Zheng Guo. He was afraid of Mrs. Zheng Guo, but not Lu. It seems that Lu's face is too gentle. This is Lu's sin." , is it right? How could it make you have such an illusion?"
Qi Lu's words were as gentle as water, and his voice was slow. He looked like a banished fairy who didn't eat fireworks in the world, and he sincerely apologized to the eunuch, but the eunuch only felt chills on his back when he heard it. ,tremble with fear.
Qi Lv said: "Xiao Yang, go and prepare some ingredients, there are ready-made ones in the dining room, you just fetch them."
"Yes, Taifu." After hearing Qi Lv say a few ingredients, Yan Yangjian immediately took them from the dining room.
The dining room is next to it, so it is very cheap to get things. These ingredients are indeed ready-made, and they are quickly placed in the small warehouse.
A piece of pork belly, a pile of white things that look like thick threads, and the rest are kitchen knives, seasonings and some utensils, very simple.
Qi Lu lifted up his sleeve robe, exposing his arms, and then began to wash his hands. His arms were white and slender, with very smooth lines, full of a romantic atmosphere.
Qi Lu didn't notice that after he lifted his sleeves, there happened to be a tooth mark on the inside of his arm, which was bright and extremely hot.
Although Ji Ya is a relatively simple person, but because he has been "hanging out" with Gongsunzi these days, he has seen a little bit more than Qi Lu's "world". Now seeing Qi Lu's arm The tooth marks on his face, "Boom!" His face turned red all of a sudden, and he immediately understood what the marks were.
It also reminded me that Qi Lu fell into Wu Jiang's scheme yesterday. Although he was lucky enough to escape, but I don't know what the final situation will be. Could it be... my brother found a beautiful woman to spend the whole night?
Ji Ya didn't know that the lingering beauty was actually the current emperor, he thought it was a woman, and thinking that this woman was really hot and passionate.
Ji Ya quickly turned his eyes away, completely embarrassed, but he felt a little sour in his heart. It's not that he still has any special thoughts about Qi Lv, but Ji Ya is a full-fledged brother-in-law. He just kept quiet, and got better with others without any warning. Sacrificial tooth is a bit tasteful, and he cursed the person who snatched his brother away. He doesn't know his character.
Qi Lv didn't know how wonderful his arm was. He didn't pay attention to it. After cleaning his hands, he began to prepare meals on the spot, ignoring the eunuch kneeling on the ground, and said to everyone: "Lv made claypot rice before. The taste of sausage can be sweet or spicy, it can be said to be unpredictable, brother, didn't you ask brother, how is this sausage made?"
When Ji Ya heard Qi Lu mention the delicacy of sausage, he was immediately taken away and distracted.I also ate claypot rice a few days ago. I especially like the Cantonese-flavored sausage. I just think it is sweet and delicious, and it is not greasy. The claypot rice made with Cantonese-flavored sausage has an indescribable fragrance in the rice. Son.
Ji Ya immediately said excitedly: "Yes, yes, brother, how did you make that magical sausage?"
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Please see, brother, these two things are used—meat and sausage casings."
Qi Lu then looked at the eunuch, and picked up a strand of thick white thread. It turned out that it wasn't thick thread at all, but casings.
Qi Lu's white palms were fiddling with the casings, and there was a sense of flexibility and beauty, and he smiled amiably, and said: "This casing is the outer skin of the sausage. It needs a certain degree of toughness to wrap the meat inside. Only animals are used. The...intestines."
The eunuch looked at the white casing, but he didn't expect it to be intestines. Qi Lu soaked the casing in water for a while, smoothed the casing, and said, "This casing is a little delicate. In order to prevent the casing from breaking, When stuffing meat, it is elastic and tendony, so the casing should pay attention to its toughness, what kind of casing is the most flexible and elastic? Of course, it is the intestines that have been picked out raw.”
Qi Lu bent down slightly, looked at the eunuch kneeling on the ground, and said with a smile: "When you pick your intestines, because of pain and fear, your intestines will shrink rapidly, so when you pick, twist, and pull, there is a 'hiss' sound." Then the intestines were brought out, the intestines are very elastic and flexible due to contraction, after processing and scraping, it is the casing you see in front of your eyes."
Hearing Qi Lu's words, the eunuch was covered in cold sweat, his throat was rolling continuously, his eyes were straightened, as if he had felt the "hiss!", and he was so frightened that he begged for mercy.
Qi Lu raised his eyebrows and said, "Huh? Is this begging for mercy? The real sausage stuffing hasn't started yet."
Qi Lv looked up and down at the eunuch with gentle eyes, and said, "Look, although you have a little less meat, it should be more than enough to fill a sausage, and Lv can use local materials, and after digging out the intestines, it should be more than enough. , Lil will pick off the flesh from your body..."
As he spoke, he picked up the knife and began to cut the meat with a "bang bang bang", cutting the meat into small pieces of the same size one by one. On his body, his subordinates did not stop, their movements were smooth and smooth, and quickly cut more than half of the meat.
Accompanied by the sound of "Duo Duo Duo" cutting meat, Qi Lv continued to explain: "The meat for enema should be moderate in fat, and you must not only use lean meat. It is too thin and has no oil. It’s very firewood and very old, so it’s unpalatable. The ratio of fat to lean meat is preferably three to seven, or higher, and four to six is the best. The sausage made in this way, the lean meat is soaked in fat, and it’s juicy and plump when you bite it open. Oh That's right, there are some specialties in cutting the meat, the meat must be cut and not chopped into minced meat, if it is minced into minced meat, the sausage will lack the sense of meat and taste less satisfying."
Qi Lv cut the meat, started seasoning, and said with a smile: "The Son of Heaven loves the taste of sausages very much. I wish I could eat sausages every day. It's a pity that there are not enough casings in the dining room. Look at you, you are good." ..."
At this point in his words, he suddenly withdrew his smile and said coldly, "Shi Hou."
Shi Hou stood up immediately, cupped his hands and said, "Hou Zai!"
Qi Lu's voice was still cold, and he began to clean his hands again, lightly flicked his fair and slender fingers to shake the water drops off, and said, "What are you waiting for, prepare the casings."
"Forgive me!!" The eunuch was so frightened that he hurriedly turned backwards, fearing that his intestines would be plucked, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Forgive! Forgive! Forgive, Taifu!"
Qi Lu twitched the corners of his lips, but he didn't smile, and the smile didn't reach his eyes, and said, "Tell me, is Lu the scarier now, or is your wife the scarier?"
The eunuch was so frightened that his forehead was covered with cold sweat. There were only five kinds of punishments in total these days. He had never seen such a terrible "punishment" like filling sausages. Just listen, the eunuch was already scared.He was just an eunuch, not a soldier who was born and died, how could he have such courage, seeing Shi Hou came to arrest him, he immediately shouted: "Speak, my minister! I am willing to speak! Tai Tuo, please spare me!"
Qi Lv immediately raised his hand, and following his movement of raising his hand, Ji Ya heaved a sigh of relief. The eunuch was howling just now, and Ji Ya thought he really wanted to see the sausage filling on the spot, even in the future I don't even want to eat sausage...
Qi Lu said in a calm voice, "Say."
The eunuch immediately said: "It's madam! It's madam! It's all done by madam! Madame loves Taifu, but was rejected by Taifu. She couldn't get rid of her face, so she wanted... and wanted to make a success with Taifu." It's a good thing, when the time comes, Tai Tuo will not be able to argue with a hundred words, so... then he can only marry his wife."
Qi Lu sneered and said, "Let me ask you, do you dare to testify against Mrs. Zheng Guo in person?"
The eunuch was in a cold sweat, dripping with sweat, and he was also vacillating. Qi Lu said lightly: "Don't worry, you have revealed Mrs. Zheng Guo's trick today, and you will die if you go back. If you can testify against Mrs. Zheng Guo Conspiracy, Lu can agree, and keep you safe."
Qi Lu told the truth, the eunuch had already "betrayed" Wu Jiang, and if Wu Jiang found out, he would have no way out, so he simply kowtowed and said, "I am willing! I am willing to testify against my wife! Please spare my life! Taifu You must keep the little minister!"
The bedroom is peaceful, and the emperor is lying on the couch and has not woken up yet.
Yesterday the Son of Heaven heard Bao Shuya and Guan Yiwu's tip-off, and was furious as if his heart was on fire, so he went to look for Qi Lv in a hurry.
When Ji Lin found Qi Lu, Qi Lu almost lost his sanity, staggered, and almost fell to the ground. He wanted to take Qi Lu away, but he didn't know that the usually respectful Taifu was so enthusiastic.
Ji Lin already had a special feeling for Qi Lu. This feeling may have been just dependence at first, but it deviated from the track at some point and kept fermenting.
Ji Lin watched Qi Lu throw himself into his arms, and he clearly knew that he should be an honest gentleman. After all, Qi Taifu was drugged and lost his mind, but Ji Lin couldn't control himself at all, and he couldn't be an honest gentleman. Well, whether the Taifu is conscious or not, he wants to possess this person selfishly.
The two of them tossed all night, and Ji Lin was glad that he didn't turn back into a little dog when he "take advantage of the fire", otherwise Ji Lin would have spurned him.
The sky became brighter, Ji Lin opened his eyes, he hesitated for a moment, he took advantage of the fire yesterday, the Tai Tuo had no mind at all, although he was obedient and enthusiastic, but when he opened his eyes today, if the Tai Tuo showed a disgusted expression, he should how?
The Son of Heaven hesitated a bit, and didn't know whether he should open his eyes. When he finally made up his mind to open his eyes, he suddenly found that Qi Lu...run away again.
The emperor was a little dumbfounded, every time he opened his eyes, Taifu Qi always ran away, this was not the first time, it seemed unusually skillful.
Ji Lin got up from the couch, and saw the plain undershirt on the ground at a glance, it was definitely Qi Lu's clothes, and Qi Lu put on his own clothes again.
Ji Lin picked up the plain underwear, touched it lovingly, and couldn't help but feel a little worried. After all, it was the first time for both of them yesterday, and Qi Lu was also drugged. He was unconscious and didn't know how to get up today. Will there be any discomfort afterwards.
Thinking of this, Ji Lin couldn't hold back anymore, washed and changed immediately, and then went to Qi Lu's house.
Ji Lin came to Qi Lv's house, but there was no one inside, not even Ji Yangjian and Shi Hou. When the eunuch saw the emperor coming, he hurriedly saluted and said, "Go back to the emperor, Taifu Qi is not here, a big In the morning, Ji Xiaojun came to look for Qi Taifu, and he went out soon."
Ji Lin frowned. Although he had already possessed Qi Lu, he was considered "confused" yesterday. Ji Ya came to look for Qi Lu early in the morning, which made Ji Lin very tasteful, and Ji Ya saw him in the past. Seeing that Qi Lu always blushes, the two of them are still so close, the thought of the emperor is even more delicious.
Ji Lin said: "Where did the Taifu go?
Although Ji Lin is young, after going through various incidents such as Wang Zihu's rebellion, Wei Zhouxu's rebellion, Meishan siege, Evil Cao Huimeng, Dongmen battle, etc., he only felt that he could handle things without being alarmed and not afraid of danger. Is a real emperor.
And at this moment, at this moment...
The young emperor, calm in dealing with things and fearless in the face of danger, opened his eyes slightly wide, feeling the sweet aroma of wine in his breath, and couldn't react for a while.
Qi Lu just scratched the surface, and then left quickly, but Ji Lin's slightly widened eyes quickly darkened, his eyes narrowed, revealing a hint of "ruthlessness" that was about to come, and suddenly "returned" back, magnanimous Pressing the back of Qi Lu's neck with his palm, he firmly held on to prevent Qi Lu from having any chance to escape.
Not far away is the sound of the eunuch falling into the water, calling for help non-stop, and the tiger and ben army on duty in the palace "treading" running back and forth, intertwined with noisy sounds.
"Help! Someone fell into the water—"
"Quick! Grab it!"
"Drag him up!"
And on the dark and deserted path, Qi Lu hugged the emperor's neck tightly, his mind was in chaos, his reaction was very slow, he couldn't think of anything, he didn't want to think about anything, the smell of alcohol evaporated his reason, and his daily life was exhausted. The pretense for survival, the troublesome disguise, the troublesome respect, all torn to shreds, torn to pieces, in a pair of eyes filled with water vapor, only the handsome emperor, the handsome emperor who made his index finger move and his selfish desires surged.
Qi Lu was in a daze, only heard the hoarse voice of the Son of Heaven, like a bloodthirsty wild wolf, said hoarsely: "Teacher, how is it, is it sweet?"
Qi Lu felt the smell of alcohol, wine is really a good thing, as the saying goes, wine is strong and cowardly, Qi Lu followed that voice, without reservation, without hesitation at all, but his voice trembled and said: "Sweet ... Lin'er's taste is so sweet."
The Son of Heaven's breathing was a little stagnant, and then became hoarse, and said in Qi Lu's ear: "Teacher, why are you calling me? Call me again, dear, call me again."
"Lin'er..."
"Lin'er..."
The sky is bright.
Qi Lu had an ambitious dream.In fact, this is not the first time he had this kind of dream. He had had this kind of dream before when he realized that he had bad intentions for the emperor, but this time the dream was more real, as if it had actually happened.
Qi Lv smacked his lips, still reminiscing about that dream. In the dream, Qi Lv tore up the troublesome disguise and respect, and planned to make all kinds of handsome emperors, and finally stripped off the emperor's flamboyant body to have no friends. The black gauze shirt, simply happy!
Qi Lv still dreamed that he and the emperor were on the dark alley near the traffic flow, with all kinds of shame and shame.It's just that there is only one thing that is not right, that is, Qi Lv originally thought that he was the one who threw down the handsome emperor, but for some reason, his taste suddenly changed...
Qi Lu was sleeping, the corners of his lips couldn't help but twitched, thinking about his dream in a daze, he couldn't help but smirk.
"hiss……"
Just when Qi Lu was giggling, a sore pain suddenly came up, and the real pain pulled Qi Lu out of his dream in an instant.
Because he was drunk and drugged, his brain reacted very slowly, like a gear that was short of oil, and he couldn't turn it no matter what. He slowly sat up, only to feel that the soreness was more obvious, rushing up in bursts , stimulating Qi Lu's thinking.
Qi Lu covered his head, looked up, the sky was only slightly bright, not completely bright, and it was silent, and a light breathing sound could be heard in his ears.
Qi Lu's forehead suddenly twitched, that's right, he had been tricked by Yan Yin yesterday, an eunuch stabbed him and dragged him away.
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's thoughts turned suddenly, his heart beat wildly, and when he looked down, there were scattered clothes on the ground, messy and intertwined.
Qi Lu's heart skipped a beat, his impression was fragmented, he couldn't recall it for a while, and couldn't catch it intermittently. He thought in shock, could it be that something really happened between him and Wu Jiang, who can be his own mother?
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's mind was even more thunderous, and he felt that he was about to be scorched, and it was not scorched on the outside but tender on the inside, but charred with smoke!
Qi Lu turned his neck stiffly, turned to the direction of the soft couch little by little, and looked at the person lying on the side of the soft couch like a strong man cut off his wrist, so he fixed his eyes...
"Hey!" Qi Lu took a sharp breath, it wasn't Wu Jiang, but the person lying on the couch surprised Qi Lu even more than Wu Jiang. Isn't this the object of his ulterior motives, one of the protagonists of the dream—the Son of Heaven? !
Ji Lin was lying on the couch and hadn't woken up yet. His eyebrows were slightly frowned, and there was a scar on the corner of his lips, which looked like it had been bitten out. Not only that, but there were marks all over his neck, and he was so passionate.
Qi Lu first saw the scar on the corner of the emperor's lips, which suddenly corresponded to some links in his dream, and then saw the tooth marks on the emperor's neck, which immediately corresponded to his dream again, Qi Lu quickly covered his lips with his hands. Mouth, lest the gasp be too loud and wake up the emperor.
Qi Lu was extremely shocked, it was not a dream.
Not a dream!
it is true……
I insulted the Son of Heaven, if Qi Lu's dream was correct, then he was really in the vicinity of the Son of Heaven, the dark alleyway was full of sky and the ground, and Qi Lu took the initiative to attack.
Qi Lu only felt his scalp numb, and the memory in his mind was still fragmented, not very complete, but his body was so sore, and he protested loudly, clearly telling Qi Lu that all this was true, Not dreaming.
Qi Lv panicked a little bit, thinking that as the emperor's tutor, he was already an old stick in the officialdom, but at this moment Qi Lv was panicked.No matter how daring the dream is, it is still a dream, but now he is really, truly, molesting the emperor.
Because Qi Lu is a bit fragmented, I don't remember Ji Lin's reaction yesterday at all, I completely thought that I was born to attack the emperor, Qi Lu is full of thoughts now - I forced the emperor, I forced the emperor, I forced the emperor...
Qi Lu thought this way, the more he thought about it, the more panicked he became. If the emperor woke up and asked himself what to do, Qi Lv would have no way to return the emperor's innocence to the emperor.
Thinking of this, Qi Lu's heart brightened, yes, 36 tricks, the best policy is to go!
He immediately got down from the couch with his waist down, covered his mouth, endured the sore feeling, lowered his head and quickly picked up the lingering clothes on the ground, put them on himself in a hurry, grabbed his belt and ran.
Qi Lu suddenly got a little impression. It seemed that he had encountered this scene before, and it seemed familiar. No wonder he was so experienced in running...
Qi Lu ran out from the gate of the palace, looking back, it was indeed the emperor's bedroom in the Zheng Palace, and because it was too early, the palace people hadn't come to wait on him, so it was a good time for Qi Lu to escape.
Qi Lv tugged on his belt, like flying a kite all the way, quickly rushed towards the house where he was staying, regardless of the pain, "Bang!", hurriedly pushed open the door of the house, almost crashing in.
Qi Lu slammed into it, "Boom!" and slammed the door shut again, leaning against the door panel, panting for breath, feeling like he had never run so fast before, as expected, human potential is limitless , especially when it comes to running away...
Qi Lu rejoiced that he ran fast, but raised his head: "..."
In an instant, his eyes met with the sheep's shoulders.
This early in the morning, Yan Yangjian was tidying up and cleaning Qi Lu's house. He wanted to clean it up while the Taifu was away, but he happened to see the Taifu rushing in in a panic, grabbing his belt, as if doing something. Like a thief.
With a delicate and cold face on the shoulder, it was rare to be stunned, and looked at Qi Lu in surprise, Qi Lu coughed, pretending to be very calm, and said: "Xiao Yang, you got up early, today ……nice weather."
Qi Lu failed to intervene smoothly, but Yang Yang was still dumbfounded and said, "Teacher...why are you wearing the emperor's coat?"
Qi Lu subconsciously grabbed the inner garment, pulled it up and looked down, couldn't help gasping silently, thinking that his escape was flawless, after all, he had already experienced it once, who knew that he was too hasty to wear the wrong clothes Underwear.
Qi Lu's inner garment has become a black emperor's inner garment, with the crumpled court clothes on the outside, it looks very eye-catching, no wonder the sheep shoulders can be seen at a glance.
Qi Lv faltered, couldn't find an excuse for a while, he could speak well on weekdays, but today he stuttered, he was just a copy of Bao Shuya!
Qi Lu simply said: "Xiao Yang, bring me a set of clean clothes, yes, and some hot soup, I want to take a bath."
Although Yan Yangjian was surprised, he didn't say much, so he went to do it quickly. First, he made hot soup. Qi Lu usually didn't need someone to take a bath, he could take a bath by himself. clothing.
Qi Lu sat in the hot soup, the steaming heat slightly relieved some soreness, and he slowly relaxed. Because of the whole night of tossing, Qi Lu was actually very sleepy and weak. Letting go, I can't help recalling the sweet dream of last night...
When Yan Yangjian came out with clean clothes in his hands, he saw the Tai Tuo suddenly plunged into the hot soup, as if he was about to drown himself.Yan Yangjian hurriedly ran over and shouted: "Teacher! What's wrong with you, Taifu!?"
Qi Lu: "..." The Tai Tuo just wanted to see if it would be quicker to drown himself, or to die of shame...
Qi Lu was buried in the water, spitting bubbles, picked up the water and splashed it vigorously on his face. It was clearly warm soup, but splashing it on his face actually had the effect of cooling down. Qi Lu felt that his current skin had already It can be used for slate barbecue, and the effect of heat preservation and water retention is excellent. The roasted meat is absolutely tender and juicy, and it is not bad at all.
Qi Lv was bubbling in the water, and Yi Yangjian put away the change of clothes, picked up the emperor's tunic that Qi Lv was wearing by mistake, and said, "Teacher, is this clothes buried or burned? "
When Qi Lu heard what Yan Yangjian said, he spit bubbles and turned his head away, and saw that Yang Yang was "fierce" at the emperor's inner clothes, because Qi Lu also wore the emperor's clothes by mistake last time, and at that time it was the emperor's clothes. Yi Yangjian buried or burned the clothes, in short, destroyed the corpse and wiped out all traces.
Now that Yan Yangjian has experience, he is ready to do the same. When Qi Lu heard this, he suddenly felt reluctant. At that time, Qi Lu was still a pure heart of a monarch and minister to the emperor, and at most he had the thoughts of an "old father", but now Qi Lu treats the emperor His mind is not so simple anymore, and he just tasted the marrow and tasted it yesterday, and saw the emperor's close-fitting underwear, if it was burned or buried, wouldn't it be... a waste?
"Cough!" Qi Lu coughed upright, and said solemnly: "The lamb is the clothes of the emperor after all, how can he be so disrespectful? Just leave it there, you don't need to worry about it."
The sheep shoulder was a little strange, but he still nodded and said, "Yes, Taifu."
Yi Yangjian left the emperor's tunic behind, and quickly left the house to let Qi Lu take a bath.Qi Lv looked at the door for a long time, seeing the sheep's shoulders receding, he quickly stepped out of the bathtub, dried himself hastily, then trotted over enduring the pain, and picked up the emperor's coat.The texture is soft and slippery, and the material is naturally the best, especially for close-fitting clothing, which must be soft and comfortable.
Qi Lv gave the inner garment a smirk, and hid the inner garment under the soft cushion of his couch, and patted it dearly to make sure it was well hidden, and it would be safe.
After Qi Lu took a bath, he collapsed on the couch and fell asleep in a daze. When he fell asleep, he was still thinking that he wanted to secretly kiss the emperor's super kissable lips. , Now it's good, Wu Jiang came here to calculate himself for no reason, but let himself force the emperor by mistake, this account must be settled.
Qi Lu is a person who likes to eat, but he never likes to eat two things, one is to suffer, and the other is to suffer.
Today Qi Lu was plotted against by Wu Jiang, this account must be settled, Qi Lu thought in a daze, once my master is full of sleep, I will ask you to settle it in a while...
Due to the severe physical exhaustion, Qi Lu quickly fell into sleep, and fell into a deep sleep. After falling asleep, he kept repeating the content of yesterday's fragments in his dream. Many of the contents were beyond his memory, but he was sleeping I recalled it while I was reading it.
Qi Lv fell asleep, opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the roof, suddenly grabbed the brocade quilt, covered his face with his head, buried himself, and let out a muffled "scream" under the quilt .
When Yan Yangjian heard the screams coming from the house, he rushed in immediately in fright, shouting: "Teacher! But there are assassins!?"
There was no one in the house except Qi Lu. Qi Lu hugged the quilt, sat pitifully on the couch, and said very "wronged": "Xiao Yang, Taifu seems to have eaten oranges."
"Orange, orange?" Ya Yangjian looked confused.
Qi Lu didn't dare to sleep anymore, those fragmented memories were almost replaying in his dream, Qi Lu got up from the couch in fright, tidied up his clothes, asked Ya Yangjian to comb his hair, He was ready to go out for revenge.
Qi Lu was combing his hair, but Ji Ya ran over early in the morning.Ji Ya came here to "refuge", because Qi Lu gave Ji Ya some lotus seed heart tea a few days ago, but Ji Ya couldn't drink it, so he gave it to Gongsun Zidu. The relationship between individuals is advancing by leaps and bounds, just like mixing honey.
Ji Ya stayed at Gongsun Zidu's mansion last night, and early this morning, his uncle unexpectedly came to the door. When Ji Ya heard about it, he quickly grabbed his clothes and ran away. So he sneaked into the palace directly, so Ji Ya came to take refuge.
Ji Ya sat on the table and said, "Brother, where are you going to go soon? Eat food? Or do something delicious, I'll go with you."
Qi Lu smiled coldly, raised his lips to the mirror, and said: "Today, I don't care about food for my brother, but I have to care about people."
Ji Ya said strangely: "Real people?"
He didn't understand what Qi Lu meant, so Qi Lu told the story of Wu Jiang's plot against him yesterday. Those eunuchs Qi Lu looked familiar, and they must be people around Wu Jiang, and they thought Qi Lu had fainted In the past, Qi Lu overheard him talking while walking. Qi Lu was in a daze at the time, but he remembered it clearly.
When Ji Ya heard it, "Boom!!" He slapped the desk hard, and said angrily, "What?! I never imagined that the majestic mother of the State of Zheng would be so shameless! I'm so angry!"
Qi Lu was a little suspicious, Wu Jiang plotted against him, why was Ji Ya so angry?
Ji Ya then said: "Brother, you don't know something. It's not a day or two for Madam to mess up the palace. In fact, I wish the whole court of Zheng Kingdom knew about it. It's just that everyone turns a blind eye to it." That's all, relying on the fact that she is the emperor's own mother, that madam has made trouble for my uncle many times."
Looking for trouble, I said it very implicitly, in fact, Wu Jiang also took a fancy to Ji Zhong, and came to find "trouble" for Ji Zhong, not only Ji Zhong, but also the "trouble" of Gongsunzi. However, the well-known handsome man in Zheng State, although his grandsons are all brothers of Zheng Boxusheng's clan, Wu Jiang doesn't have these grudges at all, and he doesn't mind at all.
When Qi Lu heard this, he couldn't help but click his tongue. He thought that Wu Jiang came to him because he was too attractive.
Ji Ya said again: "What's even more exasperating is that she still relied on being the mother of the country, so she encouraged Shen Guo's natal family, and almost robbed my aunt by force, intending to humiliate her. Do the math!"
Qi Lu thought that Wu Jiang was just unwilling to be lonely, how could he have thought that Wu Jiang had harmed Zheng Ji?Zheng Ji is young and beautiful, and she is Jizhong's younger sister. She has a high status, but she has never been married, and she can't find a good person. Those who want to marry Jizhong's sister, and those who want to marry Zheng Guo There are as many people as the grandson of the first beauty, and I wish I could line up with old Zheng Cheng to circle around.
Who doesn't know that marrying Zheng Ji means that she has a relationship with Ji Zhong. To say a big word, she has mastered half of the country of Zheng. As a daughter of the State of Shen, many natal families would ask Wu Jiang to do things if they wanted to develop in the State of Zheng.One of Wu Jiang's relatives fell in love with Zheng Ji, and Zheng Ji didn't want to marry, so that person used the same method as Wu Jiang, intending to insult Zheng Ji.
Ji Ya said: "Brother, you don't know. At that time, my uncle was sick with anger. If my aunt really suffered from this loss, and she is so thoughtful, what will she do for the rest of her life?"
Although women these days don't pay too much attention, and many remarry and remarry, Zheng Ji is different. Zheng Ji has a reserved personality.
Qi Lu was also afraid after hearing this, and squinted his eyes and said: "It seems that this account is quite big, today I will let my brother do the job, and I will also ask Zheng Ji to come back."
Ji Ya was very annoyed because of this matter, now that Qi Lu said that he was going to take revenge, Ji Ya was the first to respond, and immediately said: "Brother, tell me, what should we do, shall we go to Madam's bedroom now?" ?”
Qi Lv smiled and said: "Not busy, you have to make some preparations. Now that you have passed, the wife will push you four, five or six. What if we say we bully her?"
Seeing Qi Lu laughing so "insidiously and cunningly", Ji Ya knew that Qi Lu must have a good idea, so he stopped guessing and followed Qi Lu out of the house.
Qi Lu came out of the house with Ji Ya, and said to Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou, "You two go and help me with something."
After hearing this, Li Yangjian and Shi Hou nodded and left without talking nonsense.
Qi Lu said to Ji Ya: "Let's go, brother, let's go to the small warehouse behind the dining room and wait."
Qi Lv is no stranger to the small warehouse behind the dining room. This is actually the "forbidden area" of the dining room. The former sergeant of the dining room was domineering and domineering when he was in charge of the dining room. He liked to punish people in this place. Here It seems that it has become a prison for torture. Before that, Qi Lu had rescued Gongsun Hua who was a hard worker here.
Qi Lu brought Ji Ya into the small warehouse and sat down leisurely. Ji Ya was impatient and said, "Brother, what are we doing here?"
"We'll find out after a while." Qi Lu was not in a hurry at all, he was very leisurely.
After a while, Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou came back, the two entered the small dining room, "Boom!" and pushed another person in from the outside.
The man's voice was very high-pitched and thin, and he shouted: "What are you doing!? I can tell you, I am the servant of Madam! Don't touch me! If Madam knows that you people are doing evil, she will definitely not be able to get around you !"
Ji Ya took a closer look and found that it was an eunuch, no wonder his voice was high-pitched, the eunuch was pushed in and didn't notice that there were still people in the small warehouse.
Qi Lu patted the eunuch's shoulder with a smile, and said: "If you are not someone close to Madam, Lu will not look for you."
"Hoo!!"
The eunuch looked back and saw Qi Lu's gentle and handsome face with a gentle smile, but as if he had bumped into a big tiger, he took a deep breath in fright, opened his mouth and eyes wide, and his face was full exaggerate.
"Gudong!" The next moment, the eunuch's legs softened, and he knelt down directly to Qi Lu.
The eunuch cried and said, "Teacher! Grand Tutor...forgive me—forgive me!"
Qi Lu smiled more kindly, and said: "Huh? Why did you say that? Lu just asked the housekeeper to invite you to come over for a chat and gossip. He didn't beat you or scold you, so why did he yell for mercy?" What? Really confused Li.”
Qi Lv asked knowingly, because the eunuch in front of him was not the eunuch who was pushed into the water by him yesterday?It was the eunuch sent by Wu Jiang to slap Qi Lv and prepare to drag him away.
The eunuch knelt on the ground tremblingly, and didn't dare to say much except begging for mercy.
Qi Lv then said: "Since you know you are afraid, there is no need for Lv to waste your time talking. We are all smart people, so let's speak up. Lv asked you, but Mrs. Zheng Guo ordered you to rob me?"
The eunuch didn't dare to answer, but still kowtowed and shouted: "Taifu, please forgive me!! Please spare me! Xiaochen... Xiaochen dare not say it!"
This is obvious, the eunuch is the eunuch next to Wu Jiang, who else can instruct him to do such a thing except Wu Jiang?But the eunuch did not dare to speak out, probably because he was afraid that Wu Jiang would blame him.
Ji Ya snorted and pulled out his sword from his waist, saying, "Don't dare to say?! I think you are begging to be beaten!"
Qi Lu raised his hand to stop Ji Ya from drawing his sword, and said, "Eh? Brother, don't be like this, how can you be so rude."
Ji Ya immediately withdrew his sword and said: "Brother, I think this person is a low-spirited person, if he dares not speak up, let's beat him until he speaks up!"
Qi Lu smiled and said: "The reason why he didn't dare to say it was because he was afraid of Mrs. Zheng Guo. He was afraid of Mrs. Zheng Guo, but not Lu. It seems that Lu's face is too gentle. This is Lu's sin." , is it right? How could it make you have such an illusion?"
Qi Lu's words were as gentle as water, and his voice was slow. He looked like a banished fairy who didn't eat fireworks in the world, and he sincerely apologized to the eunuch, but the eunuch only felt chills on his back when he heard it. ,tremble with fear.
Qi Lv said: "Xiao Yang, go and prepare some ingredients, there are ready-made ones in the dining room, you just fetch them."
"Yes, Taifu." After hearing Qi Lv say a few ingredients, Yan Yangjian immediately took them from the dining room.
The dining room is next to it, so it is very cheap to get things. These ingredients are indeed ready-made, and they are quickly placed in the small warehouse.
A piece of pork belly, a pile of white things that look like thick threads, and the rest are kitchen knives, seasonings and some utensils, very simple.
Qi Lu lifted up his sleeve robe, exposing his arms, and then began to wash his hands. His arms were white and slender, with very smooth lines, full of a romantic atmosphere.
Qi Lu didn't notice that after he lifted his sleeves, there happened to be a tooth mark on the inside of his arm, which was bright and extremely hot.
Although Ji Ya is a relatively simple person, but because he has been "hanging out" with Gongsunzi these days, he has seen a little bit more than Qi Lu's "world". Now seeing Qi Lu's arm The tooth marks on his face, "Boom!" His face turned red all of a sudden, and he immediately understood what the marks were.
It also reminded me that Qi Lu fell into Wu Jiang's scheme yesterday. Although he was lucky enough to escape, but I don't know what the final situation will be. Could it be... my brother found a beautiful woman to spend the whole night?
Ji Ya didn't know that the lingering beauty was actually the current emperor, he thought it was a woman, and thinking that this woman was really hot and passionate.
Ji Ya quickly turned his eyes away, completely embarrassed, but he felt a little sour in his heart. It's not that he still has any special thoughts about Qi Lv, but Ji Ya is a full-fledged brother-in-law. He just kept quiet, and got better with others without any warning. Sacrificial tooth is a bit tasteful, and he cursed the person who snatched his brother away. He doesn't know his character.
Qi Lv didn't know how wonderful his arm was. He didn't pay attention to it. After cleaning his hands, he began to prepare meals on the spot, ignoring the eunuch kneeling on the ground, and said to everyone: "Lv made claypot rice before. The taste of sausage can be sweet or spicy, it can be said to be unpredictable, brother, didn't you ask brother, how is this sausage made?"
When Ji Ya heard Qi Lu mention the delicacy of sausage, he was immediately taken away and distracted.I also ate claypot rice a few days ago. I especially like the Cantonese-flavored sausage. I just think it is sweet and delicious, and it is not greasy. The claypot rice made with Cantonese-flavored sausage has an indescribable fragrance in the rice. Son.
Ji Ya immediately said excitedly: "Yes, yes, brother, how did you make that magical sausage?"
Qi Lu said with a smile: "Please see, brother, these two things are used—meat and sausage casings."
Qi Lu then looked at the eunuch, and picked up a strand of thick white thread. It turned out that it wasn't thick thread at all, but casings.
Qi Lu's white palms were fiddling with the casings, and there was a sense of flexibility and beauty, and he smiled amiably, and said: "This casing is the outer skin of the sausage. It needs a certain degree of toughness to wrap the meat inside. Only animals are used. The...intestines."
The eunuch looked at the white casing, but he didn't expect it to be intestines. Qi Lu soaked the casing in water for a while, smoothed the casing, and said, "This casing is a little delicate. In order to prevent the casing from breaking, When stuffing meat, it is elastic and tendony, so the casing should pay attention to its toughness, what kind of casing is the most flexible and elastic? Of course, it is the intestines that have been picked out raw.”
Qi Lu bent down slightly, looked at the eunuch kneeling on the ground, and said with a smile: "When you pick your intestines, because of pain and fear, your intestines will shrink rapidly, so when you pick, twist, and pull, there is a 'hiss' sound." Then the intestines were brought out, the intestines are very elastic and flexible due to contraction, after processing and scraping, it is the casing you see in front of your eyes."
Hearing Qi Lu's words, the eunuch was covered in cold sweat, his throat was rolling continuously, his eyes were straightened, as if he had felt the "hiss!", and he was so frightened that he begged for mercy.
Qi Lu raised his eyebrows and said, "Huh? Is this begging for mercy? The real sausage stuffing hasn't started yet."
Qi Lv looked up and down at the eunuch with gentle eyes, and said, "Look, although you have a little less meat, it should be more than enough to fill a sausage, and Lv can use local materials, and after digging out the intestines, it should be more than enough. , Lil will pick off the flesh from your body..."
As he spoke, he picked up the knife and began to cut the meat with a "bang bang bang", cutting the meat into small pieces of the same size one by one. On his body, his subordinates did not stop, their movements were smooth and smooth, and quickly cut more than half of the meat.
Accompanied by the sound of "Duo Duo Duo" cutting meat, Qi Lv continued to explain: "The meat for enema should be moderate in fat, and you must not only use lean meat. It is too thin and has no oil. It’s very firewood and very old, so it’s unpalatable. The ratio of fat to lean meat is preferably three to seven, or higher, and four to six is the best. The sausage made in this way, the lean meat is soaked in fat, and it’s juicy and plump when you bite it open. Oh That's right, there are some specialties in cutting the meat, the meat must be cut and not chopped into minced meat, if it is minced into minced meat, the sausage will lack the sense of meat and taste less satisfying."
Qi Lv cut the meat, started seasoning, and said with a smile: "The Son of Heaven loves the taste of sausages very much. I wish I could eat sausages every day. It's a pity that there are not enough casings in the dining room. Look at you, you are good." ..."
At this point in his words, he suddenly withdrew his smile and said coldly, "Shi Hou."
Shi Hou stood up immediately, cupped his hands and said, "Hou Zai!"
Qi Lu's voice was still cold, and he began to clean his hands again, lightly flicked his fair and slender fingers to shake the water drops off, and said, "What are you waiting for, prepare the casings."
"Forgive me!!" The eunuch was so frightened that he hurriedly turned backwards, fearing that his intestines would be plucked, and kowtowed repeatedly: "Forgive! Forgive! Forgive, Taifu!"
Qi Lu twitched the corners of his lips, but he didn't smile, and the smile didn't reach his eyes, and said, "Tell me, is Lu the scarier now, or is your wife the scarier?"
The eunuch was so frightened that his forehead was covered with cold sweat. There were only five kinds of punishments in total these days. He had never seen such a terrible "punishment" like filling sausages. Just listen, the eunuch was already scared.He was just an eunuch, not a soldier who was born and died, how could he have such courage, seeing Shi Hou came to arrest him, he immediately shouted: "Speak, my minister! I am willing to speak! Tai Tuo, please spare me!"
Qi Lv immediately raised his hand, and following his movement of raising his hand, Ji Ya heaved a sigh of relief. The eunuch was howling just now, and Ji Ya thought he really wanted to see the sausage filling on the spot, even in the future I don't even want to eat sausage...
Qi Lu said in a calm voice, "Say."
The eunuch immediately said: "It's madam! It's madam! It's all done by madam! Madame loves Taifu, but was rejected by Taifu. She couldn't get rid of her face, so she wanted... and wanted to make a success with Taifu." It's a good thing, when the time comes, Tai Tuo will not be able to argue with a hundred words, so... then he can only marry his wife."
Qi Lu sneered and said, "Let me ask you, do you dare to testify against Mrs. Zheng Guo in person?"
The eunuch was in a cold sweat, dripping with sweat, and he was also vacillating. Qi Lu said lightly: "Don't worry, you have revealed Mrs. Zheng Guo's trick today, and you will die if you go back. If you can testify against Mrs. Zheng Guo Conspiracy, Lu can agree, and keep you safe."
Qi Lu told the truth, the eunuch had already "betrayed" Wu Jiang, and if Wu Jiang found out, he would have no way out, so he simply kowtowed and said, "I am willing! I am willing to testify against my wife! Please spare my life! Taifu You must keep the little minister!"
The bedroom is peaceful, and the emperor is lying on the couch and has not woken up yet.
Yesterday the Son of Heaven heard Bao Shuya and Guan Yiwu's tip-off, and was furious as if his heart was on fire, so he went to look for Qi Lv in a hurry.
When Ji Lin found Qi Lu, Qi Lu almost lost his sanity, staggered, and almost fell to the ground. He wanted to take Qi Lu away, but he didn't know that the usually respectful Taifu was so enthusiastic.
Ji Lin already had a special feeling for Qi Lu. This feeling may have been just dependence at first, but it deviated from the track at some point and kept fermenting.
Ji Lin watched Qi Lu throw himself into his arms, and he clearly knew that he should be an honest gentleman. After all, Qi Taifu was drugged and lost his mind, but Ji Lin couldn't control himself at all, and he couldn't be an honest gentleman. Well, whether the Taifu is conscious or not, he wants to possess this person selfishly.
The two of them tossed all night, and Ji Lin was glad that he didn't turn back into a little dog when he "take advantage of the fire", otherwise Ji Lin would have spurned him.
The sky became brighter, Ji Lin opened his eyes, he hesitated for a moment, he took advantage of the fire yesterday, the Tai Tuo had no mind at all, although he was obedient and enthusiastic, but when he opened his eyes today, if the Tai Tuo showed a disgusted expression, he should how?
The Son of Heaven hesitated a bit, and didn't know whether he should open his eyes. When he finally made up his mind to open his eyes, he suddenly found that Qi Lu...run away again.
The emperor was a little dumbfounded, every time he opened his eyes, Taifu Qi always ran away, this was not the first time, it seemed unusually skillful.
Ji Lin got up from the couch, and saw the plain undershirt on the ground at a glance, it was definitely Qi Lu's clothes, and Qi Lu put on his own clothes again.
Ji Lin picked up the plain underwear, touched it lovingly, and couldn't help but feel a little worried. After all, it was the first time for both of them yesterday, and Qi Lu was also drugged. He was unconscious and didn't know how to get up today. Will there be any discomfort afterwards.
Thinking of this, Ji Lin couldn't hold back anymore, washed and changed immediately, and then went to Qi Lu's house.
Ji Lin came to Qi Lv's house, but there was no one inside, not even Ji Yangjian and Shi Hou. When the eunuch saw the emperor coming, he hurriedly saluted and said, "Go back to the emperor, Taifu Qi is not here, a big In the morning, Ji Xiaojun came to look for Qi Taifu, and he went out soon."
Ji Lin frowned. Although he had already possessed Qi Lu, he was considered "confused" yesterday. Ji Ya came to look for Qi Lu early in the morning, which made Ji Lin very tasteful, and Ji Ya saw him in the past. Seeing that Qi Lu always blushes, the two of them are still so close, the thought of the emperor is even more delicious.
Ji Lin said: "Where did the Taifu go?
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