spring and autumn officials
Chapter 51 Mosaic Dream
Qi Lu looked at the emperor's lips, filled his mind with a lot of things, and forgot to answer.
Ji Lin didn't hear his reply, so he said: "Huh? Why didn't the Taifu reply? Could it be that he was deliberately avoiding the widow?"
Only then did Qi Lu come to his senses, he quickly came back to his senses, and pulled his gaze away from the prince's "beautiful lips". Although his heart was overwhelmed, his attitude on the surface was still respectful, and he cupped his hands and said, "The Son of Heaven misunderstood Lu. Law has no intention of hiding from the Son of Heaven."
Ji Lin was dubious, and said, "Then what else is the Taifu important to do now?"
Because Qi Lu couldn't find any excuse to refuse the emperor's meal at the moment, he could only bite the bullet and said with a dry smile: "If you go back to the emperor, is there anything in this world that is more important than having dinner with the emperor?"
Ji Lin knew that Qi Lu had started to flatter again, but Qi Lu looked very gentle and looked very serious, and when he talked about flattering, Ji Lin couldn't help laughing, and said: "Even so, the Taifu will follow suit." Let the widow come."
The Son of Heaven went out in person and caught Qi Lu right on the spot. Qi Lu had nowhere to escape this time, so he had to obediently follow the Son of Heaven to the bedroom for dinner.
After entering the dormitory, Ji Lin said, "You can pass on the meal."
The eunuch immediately ordered the meal to be passed on, and soon the court ladies and eunuchs came in with the meal. Because it was the emperor's dinner, it was very rich, and there were musicians playing music.
After Qi Lu sat down, he saw Hua Gan walking in with a meal in his hands, and put it on the table, his attitude looked respectful and very cautious.
Hua Gan, as Zheng Guo's servant sergeant, is naturally responsible for the emperor's diet. This time, Hua Gan is in charge of the dinner. He brought up today's main dish and put it down respectfully. He was very docile and submissive from beginning to end, Qi Lu saw it, but inexplicably thought of what happened last night.
When he entered the bedroom, he heard Hua Gan's soft voice, saying that the emperor hurt him, and Qi Lu not only heard it with his ears, but also saw it with his eyes.Although it was just an "unintentional mistake" made by the emperor after he was drunk, Qi Lv suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and regurgitated for some reason when he thought about it now.
Ji Lin drank alcohol yesterday, broke the film, and didn't remember anything at all, he just dreamed of kissing the Taifu in his dream, the Taifu was so passionate, and he didn't have any other memories, he didn't even have the impression that Hua Gan was supporting him He returned to the bedroom.
Although the eunuch saw some things that should not be seen yesterday, and also misunderstood some things that should not be misunderstood, but the eunuch was cautious and did not dare to speak too much. In addition, Taifu Qi had warned him yesterday. It was as black as the bottom of a pot, so the eunuch didn't dare to say anything more, and Ji Lin still doesn't know that he has become a pig's trotter.
Therefore, when Ji Lin saw Hua Gan, he didn't feel any psychological burden, and said with a smile: "Teacher, come and taste it. This is specially made by the widow. Is it the taste that Tai Tu likes?"
Hua Gan stood aside and served with low eyebrows, and said humbly: "The skill of the young minister is not as good as the Taifu's, so I really dare not show timidity in front of the Taifu. I'm just afraid that there is no one in this world. A person's skill can surpass that of the Taifu, so I have no choice but to be bold enough to ask the Taifu to do it."
Hearing what Hua Gan said was nice, Ji Lin smiled and said, "That's right. In this world, there is no one in this world who can surpass Taifu's skills."
Qi Lu was sitting at the table, listening to the emperor and Hua Gan "talking and laughing happily", for some reason, he just felt that the dishes today were a bit too sour, the fish was too sour, the meat was too sour, they were obviously his favorite dishes, But none of them are the flavors I like. After two bites, I am already full, and I don't know the taste.
Hua Gan stood beside him, looking up at Qi Lu without a trace, Qi Lu's expression was indifferent from beginning to end, respectful or respectful, but it was different from his usual appearance, Hua Gan smiled without a trace.
Ji Lin also seems to have noticed that, after all, he should be the person who knows Qi Lu best, and there is no one at all. After all, the Son of Heaven is not only the Son of Heaven, but also Qi Lu's dog son. Of course, the Son of Heaven is also in the ranks of Qi Lu's complaints, and the little dog has to listen to Qi Lu's complaints about himself. He has long known that Qi Lu is a person who likes to "pretend to be good".
Now Qi Lu, who likes to pretend to be obedient and respectful on the surface, is a bit sluggish, and he didn't eat even two bites of dinner, so Ji Lin became worried, and waved his hands, "Let's all step back, there's no need to play music."
The palace people responded, and quickly all retreated, Hua Gan also retreated with the crowd, and the eunuch closed the palace door.
Ji Lin said worriedly: "Teacher is not feeling well? Why did you only eat this?"
Qi Lu came to his senses and said, "Going back to the Son of Heaven, it may be because of the summer, Lu's appetite is not good, thank the Son of Heaven for his concern."
Ji Lin caught some fish, picked out the thorns carefully, and put the fish meat in Qi Lu's Chengpan, saying: "Teacher, take two more bites, taste it, the taste of this fish is fresh." It is very delicious, the widow heard that there is a new river fish in the palace today, so Hua Gan steamed one specially."
Qi Lu loves fish, in fact, he likes anything delicious. Ji Lin knew that Qi Lu likes fish, so he specially asked the dining room to prepare it, but Ji Lin didn't know it, so he said something sweet, it's good now Now, Qi Lu looked down at the fish in Chengpan, and suddenly felt that the fish seemed a little sour, maybe it had gone bad.
Qi Lu didn't eat much, Ji Lin was very worried.After dinner, Ji Lin didn't let Qi Lu leave immediately, but discussed with Qi Lu about the return journey. Father Guo Gongji had already given several plans, and the emperor gave Qi Lu a look. look.
The two of them were discussing the matter of going back to Master Luo. When they looked up, it was already very late, and the hour was approaching. When Qi Lu saw this, he cupped his hands and said, "Son, it's getting late, please rest. Law also retired."
Seeing Qi Lu's lack of interest today, Ji Lin was afraid that something might happen to him, so he said, "Since it's getting late, the Taifu should rest here with the widow."
Qi Lu opened his mouth and wanted to refuse, after all, it was against the rules, but when he opened his mouth, his voice suddenly disappeared, his eyes moved slightly, and he subconsciously looked at the two extremely kissable lips of the emperor...
There seemed to be a voice in Qi Lu's mind saying, if you stay here, when the emperor falls asleep, you can secretly moles the emperor, the emperor's lips are so kissable!
Qi Lv quickly shook his head, driving out the strange thinking, thinking that this is not possible, it is a matter of losing his head, after all, the other party is the emperor, even though he is favored now, it does not mean that he will be favored for the rest of his life. As the old saying goes, companionship with a king is like companionship with a tiger.
It's just that Qi Lu has another idea. Maybe it was just an accident yesterday. I think the emperor's lips are so kissy, but because I haven't seen the world, if... If I try again, it may feel normal. .
Qi Lv originally wanted to ask for advice from Yan Yangjian, but he had no experience in kissing, so he wanted to ask Ji Ya for advice, but Ji Ya yelled and ran away, as if he had been stimulated by something. There is no reliable person around, and Qi Lu needs to "experience it himself"!
Qi Lv thought about it, and made up his mind to experience it a little while the Son of Heaven was asleep. Maybe last night was just an impulsive illusion caused by drinking too much wine.
Thinking of what happened last night, Qi Lu's heart started beating violently. For a while, his heartbeat became a little irregular, his heart gradually became hot, and there was a feeling of numbness...
Ji Lin proposed to let Taifu Qi stay here to rest, but he saw that Taifu Qi's face changed several times, first he gave a smirk, then he shook his head vigorously, then he became serious, and then he made up his mind. .
Ji Lin didn't know that the Taifu had already made up his mind to use him as a guinea pig in the experiment, and planned to wait for Ji Lin to fall asleep and molested him secretly once.
After Qi Lu finished thinking, he cupped his hands respectfully and said, "Then Lu would be more respectful than obedient."
It was getting late, Qi Lu stayed overnight, and soon the two of them washed up, Ji Lin changed into Yan Xie's black underwear, lay on the couch, turned over slightly, and said to Qi Lu: "Teacher, hurry up!" come over."
Qi Lu said "Boom!" in his heart, as if he had been severely beaten, because the movement of the emperor lying on his side on the couch with his face slightly propped up was a bit too windy, emotional, and kind!The son of heaven is tall and slender, with a head-to-body ratio that is against the sky, a pair of long legs straight and powerful, and a thin waistline. The silk inner garment is very close-fitting. Although the ancient robes are very loose, the silk robe is very soft. It has perfectly outlined the emperor's sexy figure.
A big boy who is less than 20 years old has such a good figure. Qi Lu suddenly felt his nose itchy, and quickly raised his hand to touch it. Fortunately, there was no nosebleed, and he stretched out his hand to press his heart. Qi Lu clearly felt his nose itch The heartbeat is disordered and the speed is alarming.
Is it...
Qi Lu looked at the emperor lying on the couch, did he really bend over?Otherwise, why look at a man so excited, still a little impulsive?
Under the urging of the emperor, Qi Lu finally slowly moved towards the soft couch. He suddenly regretted that he should not agree to stay in the dormitory overnight. The emperor is a practicing family. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to die if one was caught with stolen goods?
Moreover, the Son of Heaven put on such a dusty undergarment, which was a major test for himself. Qi Lv quickly lowered his head, looking like he was doing his job, carefully rubbed on the soft couch, and lay down stiffly.
Ji Lin didn't know that Qi Lv was coveting his own body, and jokingly said: "What's the matter, Taifu, it's not like he hasn't slept with widows in the past, why is he so lucky today?"
Qi Lu laughed dryly and said, "Your Majesty, you may have misread it. It's getting late. Please take care of the Eucharist and rest quickly."
Ji Lin didn't think much, and quickly closed his eyes, because when he was about to arrive, he had to pretend to be sleeping, so as not to be discovered by Qi Lu. He didn't want Qi Lu to know that that son of a bitch was the Son of Heaven. If the stuffing is revealed, the face of the emperor will be wiped out.
Qi Lu stood up straight on the couch, squinting his eyes, not even daring to close them, for fear that the emperor would fall asleep before he fell asleep.Who would have thought that after a while, when the sound of the watch was heard, the Son of Heaven's breathing actually calmed down, as if he had fallen asleep?
Qi Lu turned his head suspiciously, and saw the Son of Heaven, wearing a black silk undershirt, lying flat on the couch, with his hands clasped in front of him, like a sleeping beauty.
Qi Lu turned his body slightly, stared at the emperor's profile for a while, how could he have such a perfect profile, whether it was the lines of the face, the high bridge of the nose, or the long and dense The eyelashes are almost enviable, and of course, there are such sexy muscles.
Qi Lu's eyes fell on the emperor's lips involuntarily. The emperor's lips were slightly closed, and there was a slight gap between the lips, and a trace of snow-white teeth could be seen.
"Gudong!" Qi Lu hurriedly covered his mouth, his throat rolled with difficulty, suddenly felt a little dry, and his heartbeat that had just stabilized soared again.
Qi Lv looked left and right for a while, making sure that there was no one in the dormitory, and then raised his hand to try it out, shaking it in front of the emperor, making sure that the emperor was really asleep and didn't respond at all, then slowly, slowly, Little by little, he moved closer, put his hands on both sides of Tianzi's cheeks, and lowered his head slightly.
At this moment, Ji Lin had already turned into a little dog at midnight. The little dog was sleeping soundly in Qi Lu's house, so naturally he wouldn't wake up suddenly.
Qi Lv lowered his head slowly, gritted his back teeth, closed his eyes, and looked like a strong man with a severed wrist. He quickly pecked the emperor's lips, like a woodpecker, if the emperor hadn't turned into a little dog After being pecked with such force, Ji Lin might wake up immediately.
Qi Lu turned into a woodpecker, and after pecking at it, he immediately raised his head, gasping for breath, opened his eyes to peek at Ji Lin, but the emperor didn't wake up, so Qi Lu relaxed He took a deep breath, and at the same time a hot feeling came to his heart.
He didn't drink alcohol, he didn't take a sip, it was just a short touch, but his heartbeat was like a drum of war, just like the feeling of kissing yesterday, so fascinating, shaking and restless!
Qi Lv pressed his heart, trying to suppress his heartbeat, and then lowered his head for the second time by accident. This time, Qi Lv was not a woodpecker, and his movements were much gentler, but because he had no experience in this field, he was still jerky.
It was as if a train was passing through Qi Lu's mind, and he had to sigh, the emperor's lips were still so kissable, it was not an illusion at all, it was the same as last night, it was authentic!
The sky was getting dark, and as soon as Yan Yangjian got up, he heard some movement in the yard, opened the door and came out to see, he was not as surprised as last time, and said calmly: "Teacher, are you so early today?"
Qi Lv came back from the bedroom secretly, got up and ran as soon as the sky was bright, for no other reason, because he couldn't hold back last night, he was tempted by the emperor's super kissable lips, and kissed him several times in a row, but Qi Lu's kissing skills are very green, and he bit the emperor's lips repeatedly.
Unknowingly, the emperor had a cut on the corner of his lip. Although the emperor slept "very hard" and didn't wake up at all, Qi Lv was frightened to death, guilty of guilt, and left the bedroom early the next morning. Sneaked back quietly.
Qi Lu coughed, brushed off his robe, walked straight into the courtyard, and said, "Little Yang, the master needs to wash up."
Yan Yangjian glanced at Qi Lu, and said suspiciously: "Teacher, do you want cold water today?"
Li Yangjian was just asking, who knew that the speaker had no intention but the listener was interested, Qi Lu's face was a little stiff, and he said: "Also... just need cold water."
The sheep shoulders were nimble and quick to fetch water. Qi Lv splashed water on his face while sucking in the cold air to cool himself down. It was so sour. After washing his face with cold ice water, he felt calm. ...
The sheep shoulder was poured with water, and he came back soon to tie Qi Lu's hair. He removed Qi Lu's crown, loosened his hair, and combed it neatly again with a small comb.
Qi Lu sat in front of the mirror with disheveled hair, a little distracted, cleared his throat, and said, "Little Yang, I have a friend who has been troubled by a problem recently, and I want to hear your opinion."
Yan Yangjian didn't know the classic stalk of "I have a friend". He had always believed in Qi Lv's words, so he said, "Teacher, please tell. If the minister knows, he will definitely answer him."
Qi Lu cleared his throat again, and said, "That's right, I have a friend, it's my friend's business, it's really my friend's business..."
While combing Qi Lu's hair, Yan Yangjian said strangely: "Teacher is so strange today, why do you want to emphasize again and again that it is the matter of Taifu's friends? Taifu has already emphasized it three times."
Qi Lu: "..."
Qi Lv brought the topic back and said, "That's right, my friend has been very distressed recently, he found that he seems to like the male style... In fact, he didn't know whether he liked the south wind or not, because he didn't like it before. My friend's idea, a few days ago, my friend drank a little wine, and then by accident... that's it, my friend still felt very comfortable, Xiao Yang, tell me, will my friend really... Do you like the south wind?"
The sheep shoulders are really strange. During the process of Taifu's narration, he emphasized that friend four times, and after Taifu asked, he turned his head, as if he disliked the unclear portrait in the mirror, and tilted his head to look at himself eagerly. , waiting for my answer.
Li Yangjian thought for a while, his face was very calm, and he said lightly: "I secretly think that it's not like I like it, maybe it's just to vent my desire."
"Cough cough cough --" Qi Lv was choked by the words of the sheep's shoulders in an instant, and he rarely said dumbfounded: "Cause...to vent your desire?"
Yi Yangjian didn't know why the Tai Tuo was so excited, and also didn't know that the "my friend" that the Tai Tuo said was actually the Tai Tuo himself, and the person that that friend liked Nanfeng was today's day, so he replied calmly: " After all, doing that kind of thing is not just for liking, maybe it is also for venting desires, it is unknown."
Qi Lu: "..." It's a sin, I'm going to find the emperor to vent my desire...
When the Son of Heaven got up, he found that Qi Lu had disappeared, and he ran away at some point, leaving very early, even earlier than himself.
Ji Lin was a little strange. You must know that Taifu Qi likes to stay in bed very much. He can't wake up naturally if he doesn't sleep until noon every day. Now he wakes up so early, which is really unusual.
Ji Lin got up, "Hiss..." took a deep breath, felt some pain in the corner of his lip, got off the couch quickly, took a picture in the mirror, and found that the corner of his lip was broken.
The eunuch just came in to serve, so he said: "Son of Heaven, if things are dry today and the weather is hot, I am afraid that the Son of Heaven will be busy with political affairs and get angry. I will arrange a dining room for the Son of Heaven at noon. I don't know what the emperor wants?"
Ji Lin didn't know that he was molested by Taifu Qi last night. If he was awake, he wished he could go to heaven with his heart, how could he tolerate Taifu Qi molesting him alone?He thought he was really on fire, so he nodded and said, "Go."
Qi Lv suddenly realized that he was a scumbag after being "told" by Yan Yangjian. He felt a little impulsive when he saw the handsome body of the Son of Heaven, and felt that the Son of Heaven's lips were super kissable. It was hopeless.
In fact, Qi Lu still has a question, why is he so courageous that he wants to vent his desire to the emperor? There are many men who are destined to be men, and there are a lot of handsome ones, such as the beautiful and weak Zhou Gong with black shoulders, the tall and burly Duke Guo Jifu, and the sick and beautiful man Feng, or the most beautiful man in the Spring and Autumn Period. Grandchildren are waiting.All of them are handsome and handsome, and they are "fat and thin". There are all kinds of styles. There are tall ones for tall ones, slim ones for slender ones, tough guys for tough guys, and handsome ones for them. There is a handsome man, and there is a cute-looking man with sheep shoulders beside him.
but……
Qi Lu couldn't even look down on him, but he just coveted the emperor and had the desire to vent his desire.
Qi Lu thought to himself, even if he likes men, even if he wants to vent his desire, shouldn't he direct such attention to the emperor?I have to say that I really know how to pick people.
Qi Lu didn't want to stay in the room, he would always think about it when he was in the house, it was actually a daydream, so he walked out of the room, ready to take a break.
Qi Lu turned the mill on the same spot in the yard, turned several times, and was still out of his mind. At first, Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou followed Qi Lu to turn the mill, but then he was too dizzy, and the circle the Taifu turned was very small. So those two people didn't turn the mill anymore, they just stood aside and watched the Taifu turn the mill, they couldn't go far anyway.
Qi Lu stood for a while, then suddenly stopped, folded his arms in deep thought, and said to Yang Yangjian: "Little Yang, my friend still has a question."
Yi Yangjian heard the Tai Tuo mention "my friend" again, so he said, "Teacher, please tell me."
Shi Hou was not in the house before, so he didn't know about "my friend", so he heard Qi Lv say: "My friend wants to ask you, what is the difference between venting desire and liking?"
Shi Hou: "..." Why did Tai Tuo discuss this kind of issue with Yi Yangjian?
Yanyang tilted his head, seemed to be thinking, and just about to answer, a trace of puzzlement flashed across his eyes, he looked at Qi Lu, and said, "Teacher...you have been pacing in the courtyard just now, and you have never seen him before. How do you know that your friend, Tai Tuo, has other questions?"
Qi Lu: "..." Xiao Yang is so smart that he almost revealed his secrets!
Qi Lu coughed and said, "I'm asking for that friend, and I'll tell him everything in one breath."
Yan Yangjian just asked without much doubt, and said calmly: "I think that there should be only one difference between venting one's desire and being satisfied with one's desire."
"Jealous?" Qi Lu repeated, seemingly puzzled.
Yan Yangjian said lightly: "Harding the virtuous leads to jealousy, and harming the sex leads to jealousy. No matter the virtuous or the sensual, I think that as long as the person you like gets closer and jealous, then you should be the one you like. If you see Now that a person gets close to others, if he is indifferent in his heart, he is probably venting his desire."
As he spoke, he glanced at Shi Hou calmly, Shi Hou was stared at by him, inexplicably feeling a chill down his back...
Qi Lv always felt that what Yan Yangjian said was too profound. A person as smart as himself couldn't comprehend it for a while. The only difference between venting desire and satisfaction is jealousy, and jealousy seems to be a huge gap .
Here comes the question again, what does it feel like to be jealous?
Qi Lu's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't calm down, so he simply said, "Come on, follow me to the dining room."
When his mind is not calm, Qi Lu likes to cook. Cooking can make him forget everything and make his mind as calm as water. This is why Qi Lu likes cooking so much.
Qi Lv took the path to the dining room. There are not many people in the path on weekdays, and almost no one would pass by. Who would have thought that today was such a coincidence that someone happened to be standing on the path, and there were only two of them.
Taking a closer look, they were all people Qi Lu knew, one was Qi Lu's "ex-girlfriend" Zheng Ji, and the other was the glamorous cook Hua Gan.
The two stood together and happened to be stuck in the small road. If Qi Lu wanted to pass, he would definitely pass by them, but Zheng Ji just choked out a sentence: "Ji...Ji's heart is full of admiration and respect for the sergeant. ...Admiration again, I don't know...I don't know what kind of woman Ji is in the mind of the sergeant."
When Qi Lu heard it, good guy, isn't this a confession?I actually ran into such an embarrassing scene.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Ji, who is usually gentle and gentle, and also very restrained, would take the initiative to ask Hua Gan to confess her love?A few days ago, Qi Lu noticed that Zheng Ji was always preoccupied with Hua Gan, and she also found all kinds of excuses, instead of serving meals in the small dining room, she always went to the big dining room to "show her face".The last time Zheng Ji's finger was cut, Hua Gan bandaged her, Zheng Ji ran away shyly, then Qi Lu knew that Zheng Ji must have liked Hua Gan in her heart.
Does Qi Lu think that seeing others confessing his love is the most embarrassing thing?Far from it, it is the most embarrassing thing to see others confess and fail.
After Zheng Ji confessed, Hua Gan's face obviously flashed a bit of surprise, and then slowly calmed down. His face was beautiful and charming, revealing an indistinguishable charm. To be honest, he stood with Zheng Ji , Zheng Ji's beauty was almost eclipsed.
However, Zheng Ji's love for Hua Gan should not be due to Hua Gan's beauty. Hua Gan's beauty is certainly fascinating for the first time, but Hua Gan's gentleness and obedience are even more intoxicating.
That day when Zheng Ji cut her finger, Hua Gan bandaged her gently and carefully, this kind of gentle man was the best at capturing people's hearts, obviously Zheng Ji loved to see him.
The shock in Hua Gan's eyes gradually calmed down, the corners of her lips trembled, and then she cupped her hands respectfully and said, "It's really a great fortune for Gan Ji to pay attention to her."
Zheng Jiben lowered her head shyly. When Hua Gan said this, the shy smile gradually receded on her face, because she knew that if the person you admire also admires you, then when you express your love, The other party must not be so polite and respectful to answer, after all, there is a saying called - can't help being happy.
Hua Gan's attitude was too respectful, so that Zheng Ji didn't need to hear Hua Gan's remaining words, and she already understood that she was afraid of being rejected.
Sure enough, Hua Gan said respectfully: "But...Zheng Ji is the sister of Dazai, what a noble status, Hua Gan is no more than a lowly servant..."
Zheng Ji said softly: "Ji knows, today's matter... Please, please, please forget it, and keep it a secret for Ji."
After Zheng Ji finished speaking, she quickly put her head down and ran away.
Qi Lu hid behind the rockery, deliberately did not show his face, and Zheng Ji didn't see him, and quickly ran away from the front of the rockery, and Hua Gan was the only one left on the trail for a while.
Hua Gan stood still. He looked at the back of Zheng Ji leaving in a hurry. He seemed to be a little absent-minded. After staring at it for a long time, he suddenly sighed faintly, smiled wryly, and said, "It's because Hua is so dirty that he can still Is it really such a good face to attract people's attention..."
He was talking to himself, then turned around and left, heading towards the dining room.
Qi Lu waited for the two of them to leave, then turned around behind the rockery, shook his head, and went towards the dining room.
Qi Lv entered the dining room, and Hua Gan, as a sergeant of cooks, was instructing the cooks to cook. Seeing Qi Lv come in, he quickly wiped his hands, walked over to salute respectfully, and said, "Gan pays homage to Taifu Qi." .”
Qi Lu said: "It's nothing, no need to be too polite, Lu can turn around casually, you go and get busy."
The other cooks went to work quickly, and they had to prepare lunch in a while, and there were still many things to prepare, but Hua Gan did not leave, but stood there, seemed to think for a while, and suddenly knelt down and saluted.
Qi Lu was a little surprised and said, "Sergeant, why is this?"
Hua Gan didn't get up, and said respectfully: "Teacher, Gan is here to plead guilty to the Taifu. The emperor was drunk the day before yesterday, and Gan helped the emperor to go to bed. He really didn't have any extra thoughts, but the Taifu misunderstood him. It's really Gan." Shouldn't..."
Hearing his reminder, Qi Lu suddenly remembered that it happened that day, when Ji Lin was drunk, Hua Gan helped him back to the dormitory. When Qi Lu went to the dormitory with the hangover soup, he happened to see the emperor crushing Hua Gan. The scene on the couch.
Qi Luben had already forgotten about that matter. After all, he always has more important things to consider these days, such as whether he regards the emperor as the object of venting his desire, such as how to distinguish between venting desire and liking, and for example What kind of feeling is jealousy...
Jealousy, what kind of feeling is it?
Listening to Hua Gan's apology, Qi Lu suddenly felt a sour feeling in his chest. The sour taste seemed to be the fermenting of old vinegar, brewing rapidly in his stomach.
Qi Lu felt strange in his heart, could it be... this is the taste of jealousy in the legend.
Jealousy comes from harming the virtuous, and jealousy comes from harming the sex. It can be seen how troublesome jealousy is. However, at this moment, Qi Lv's heart is filled with this sourness. Even though it is troublesome, it is still fermenting.
Hua Gan knelt on the ground, but Qi Lv lost his mind, his mind was turning back and forth, that kind of complicated thoughts almost blocked his heart, could it be...
Qi Lv thought in his heart, could it be that he has unreasonable thoughts about the emperor because he is too handsome, otherwise there are so many handsome men nearby, why didn't he see any one and love the other?Is it not because I want to vent my desire that I feel that the emperor's lips are so easy to kiss?Otherwise, what's the matter with the sour taste?
Qi Lv suddenly realized something, but Hua Gan didn't know what he was thinking, but saw that the Tai Tuo suddenly lost his mind and couldn't recover for a long time, so he called out softly: "Tai Tuo? Tai Tuo?"
"Huh?" Qi Lu suddenly recovered when he heard the voice, and then he noticed that Hua Gan was still kneeling on the ground, and said, "Get up, it's not intentional, and you don't need to blame it."
Hua Gan knelt down to thank him immediately, and said, "Thank you for your generosity." Then he stood up.
While they were talking, the eunuch next to Ji Lin happened to come in from the outside. He saw Sergeant Hua Gan, the cook, and said with a smile, "Sergeant! Sergeant! The emperor has some orders for lunch..."
As he was speaking, he saw that Taifu Qi was also there, and he immediately saluted and said, "I pay my respects to Taifu."
When Qi Lu heard it, it turned out that the emperor had orders for his lunch, and Hua Gan, as a servant sergeant, wanted to cook the emperor's lunch himself, which was also reasonable.
But now that Qi Lu has figured it out, he seems to have "unreasonable thoughts" about the emperor, and because the emperor was drunk that day, he felt sour when he accidentally "thrown down" Hua Gan of.
Jealousy is really troublesome. Qi Lu doesn't like trouble, so he is ready to cut this kind of trouble in the cradle. It's not that he is not jealous, but that jealousy has nowhere to sprout. Isn't this inconvenient and troublesome?
Qi Lv only felt that he was too smart, so he smiled very gently, and said to the eunuch, "What orders does the emperor have for lunch? Lü Lv is too busy today, so just tell Lv directly."
The eunuch heard that the Taifu wanted to cook for the emperor himself, that would be great, no one knows that the emperor "grew up eating the Taifu's cooking", the emperor likes the Taifu's craftsmanship the most, because he can imitate it because of his smoothness Taifu's craftsmanship, so the emperor can also eat the dishes made by Hua Gan.
On the one hand, the eunuch was pleased, but on the other hand, he felt that it was an illusion. Today, the Taifu smiled so creepily, it was clearly gentle and graceful, and the handsome face was also romantic when he smiled, but there was always a kind of backache. Numb illusion.
Hua Gan was taken aback, unexpectedly, Qi Lu took away his work, and narrowed his eyes.Logically speaking, after Qi Lv saw the Son of Heaven beating him up that day, the two of them became estranged a lot, and Hua Gan also heard the rumor that the Taifu was hiding from the Son of Heaven, but today the Taifu changed his temper and wanted to Cook for the emperor himself?
Although he thought so in his heart, he said face-to-face: "The emperor likes the Taifu's craftsmanship the most. It is the best thing that the Taifu can prepare meals for the emperor. There is no need for Gan to make a fool of himself."
The eunuch immediately agreed and said: "This is the Taifu, the emperor woke up this morning, hey, for some reason, a big piece of the corner of his lip was broken, I'm afraid it's because he was tired these days and got angry!"
Qi Lv felt guilty for a while, why did he get angry, the emperor's body was as strong as a cow, how could he get angry because of fatigue, he gnawed on himself yesterday, because Qi Lu was neither drunk nor drank yesterday, so he wanted to make sure that the emperor Are the lips so easy to kiss? Who knew that when I kissed them, they would be authentic, full of color and fragrance, and taste the marrow. Qi Lv accidentally gnawed the emperor's lips with his inexperienced kissing skills.
The eunuch said again: "Because the emperor got angry, he ordered some light food to eat."
Qi Lu immediately understood that the Son of Heaven misunderstood that he was on fire, so he wanted to eat light food, but in fact Ji Lin was not on fire at all, and it is good to eat light food in this hot summer, but there is no need for a light meal .
Qi Lu smiled and said, "That's easy."
When the eunuch heard this, he immediately went back to spread the message happily. If the emperor knew that the lunch was prepared by the Taifu, he would be very happy.
After the eunuch left, Qi Lu quickly got busy, rolled up all the sleeves, looked around for the ingredients, and saw a basket of sesame seeds on the ground at a glance!
Many people misunderstand that sesame seeds were brought back by Zhang Qian during Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, because Shen Kuo wrote such a sentence in "Mengxi Bi Tan" in the Northern Song Dynasty, "Zhang Qian got the seed of linseed from Dayuan (Wan), which is also called hemp. , so it is distinguished by flax."
But in fact it is not. After historical research, sesame is not originally from Dawan. As early as the early Spring and Autumn Period, sesame has been eaten as a food, but it is quite unpopular, and Shen Kuo's written talk has caused many people to misunderstand.
At that time, sesame was only used as a garnish, although it was very fragrant, it could not be used as a staple food, so the popularity rate was not very high, and the common people did not see such a precious ingredient as sesame.
Qi Lu was also a little dumbfounded when he saw such a big basket of sesame seeds. He stared at the sesame seeds and touched his chin, and suddenly had a good idea.
The emperor wants to eat something light, isn't it easy? I made cold noodles before, but they are no longer fresh. Now I want to make cold noodles with shredded chicken, just use sesame seeds.
Qi Lu intends to make sesame paste from this sesame. In this way, not only can you make authentic cold noodles with shredded chicken, but you can also make sesame sauce biscuits, sweet-hearted thousand-layer sesame cakes, etc. Many cold dishes can also be mixed with sesame paste.
Ji Lin didn't hear his reply, so he said: "Huh? Why didn't the Taifu reply? Could it be that he was deliberately avoiding the widow?"
Only then did Qi Lu come to his senses, he quickly came back to his senses, and pulled his gaze away from the prince's "beautiful lips". Although his heart was overwhelmed, his attitude on the surface was still respectful, and he cupped his hands and said, "The Son of Heaven misunderstood Lu. Law has no intention of hiding from the Son of Heaven."
Ji Lin was dubious, and said, "Then what else is the Taifu important to do now?"
Because Qi Lu couldn't find any excuse to refuse the emperor's meal at the moment, he could only bite the bullet and said with a dry smile: "If you go back to the emperor, is there anything in this world that is more important than having dinner with the emperor?"
Ji Lin knew that Qi Lu had started to flatter again, but Qi Lu looked very gentle and looked very serious, and when he talked about flattering, Ji Lin couldn't help laughing, and said: "Even so, the Taifu will follow suit." Let the widow come."
The Son of Heaven went out in person and caught Qi Lu right on the spot. Qi Lu had nowhere to escape this time, so he had to obediently follow the Son of Heaven to the bedroom for dinner.
After entering the dormitory, Ji Lin said, "You can pass on the meal."
The eunuch immediately ordered the meal to be passed on, and soon the court ladies and eunuchs came in with the meal. Because it was the emperor's dinner, it was very rich, and there were musicians playing music.
After Qi Lu sat down, he saw Hua Gan walking in with a meal in his hands, and put it on the table, his attitude looked respectful and very cautious.
Hua Gan, as Zheng Guo's servant sergeant, is naturally responsible for the emperor's diet. This time, Hua Gan is in charge of the dinner. He brought up today's main dish and put it down respectfully. He was very docile and submissive from beginning to end, Qi Lu saw it, but inexplicably thought of what happened last night.
When he entered the bedroom, he heard Hua Gan's soft voice, saying that the emperor hurt him, and Qi Lu not only heard it with his ears, but also saw it with his eyes.Although it was just an "unintentional mistake" made by the emperor after he was drunk, Qi Lv suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and regurgitated for some reason when he thought about it now.
Ji Lin drank alcohol yesterday, broke the film, and didn't remember anything at all, he just dreamed of kissing the Taifu in his dream, the Taifu was so passionate, and he didn't have any other memories, he didn't even have the impression that Hua Gan was supporting him He returned to the bedroom.
Although the eunuch saw some things that should not be seen yesterday, and also misunderstood some things that should not be misunderstood, but the eunuch was cautious and did not dare to speak too much. In addition, Taifu Qi had warned him yesterday. It was as black as the bottom of a pot, so the eunuch didn't dare to say anything more, and Ji Lin still doesn't know that he has become a pig's trotter.
Therefore, when Ji Lin saw Hua Gan, he didn't feel any psychological burden, and said with a smile: "Teacher, come and taste it. This is specially made by the widow. Is it the taste that Tai Tu likes?"
Hua Gan stood aside and served with low eyebrows, and said humbly: "The skill of the young minister is not as good as the Taifu's, so I really dare not show timidity in front of the Taifu. I'm just afraid that there is no one in this world. A person's skill can surpass that of the Taifu, so I have no choice but to be bold enough to ask the Taifu to do it."
Hearing what Hua Gan said was nice, Ji Lin smiled and said, "That's right. In this world, there is no one in this world who can surpass Taifu's skills."
Qi Lu was sitting at the table, listening to the emperor and Hua Gan "talking and laughing happily", for some reason, he just felt that the dishes today were a bit too sour, the fish was too sour, the meat was too sour, they were obviously his favorite dishes, But none of them are the flavors I like. After two bites, I am already full, and I don't know the taste.
Hua Gan stood beside him, looking up at Qi Lu without a trace, Qi Lu's expression was indifferent from beginning to end, respectful or respectful, but it was different from his usual appearance, Hua Gan smiled without a trace.
Ji Lin also seems to have noticed that, after all, he should be the person who knows Qi Lu best, and there is no one at all. After all, the Son of Heaven is not only the Son of Heaven, but also Qi Lu's dog son. Of course, the Son of Heaven is also in the ranks of Qi Lu's complaints, and the little dog has to listen to Qi Lu's complaints about himself. He has long known that Qi Lu is a person who likes to "pretend to be good".
Now Qi Lu, who likes to pretend to be obedient and respectful on the surface, is a bit sluggish, and he didn't eat even two bites of dinner, so Ji Lin became worried, and waved his hands, "Let's all step back, there's no need to play music."
The palace people responded, and quickly all retreated, Hua Gan also retreated with the crowd, and the eunuch closed the palace door.
Ji Lin said worriedly: "Teacher is not feeling well? Why did you only eat this?"
Qi Lu came to his senses and said, "Going back to the Son of Heaven, it may be because of the summer, Lu's appetite is not good, thank the Son of Heaven for his concern."
Ji Lin caught some fish, picked out the thorns carefully, and put the fish meat in Qi Lu's Chengpan, saying: "Teacher, take two more bites, taste it, the taste of this fish is fresh." It is very delicious, the widow heard that there is a new river fish in the palace today, so Hua Gan steamed one specially."
Qi Lu loves fish, in fact, he likes anything delicious. Ji Lin knew that Qi Lu likes fish, so he specially asked the dining room to prepare it, but Ji Lin didn't know it, so he said something sweet, it's good now Now, Qi Lu looked down at the fish in Chengpan, and suddenly felt that the fish seemed a little sour, maybe it had gone bad.
Qi Lu didn't eat much, Ji Lin was very worried.After dinner, Ji Lin didn't let Qi Lu leave immediately, but discussed with Qi Lu about the return journey. Father Guo Gongji had already given several plans, and the emperor gave Qi Lu a look. look.
The two of them were discussing the matter of going back to Master Luo. When they looked up, it was already very late, and the hour was approaching. When Qi Lu saw this, he cupped his hands and said, "Son, it's getting late, please rest. Law also retired."
Seeing Qi Lu's lack of interest today, Ji Lin was afraid that something might happen to him, so he said, "Since it's getting late, the Taifu should rest here with the widow."
Qi Lu opened his mouth and wanted to refuse, after all, it was against the rules, but when he opened his mouth, his voice suddenly disappeared, his eyes moved slightly, and he subconsciously looked at the two extremely kissable lips of the emperor...
There seemed to be a voice in Qi Lu's mind saying, if you stay here, when the emperor falls asleep, you can secretly moles the emperor, the emperor's lips are so kissable!
Qi Lv quickly shook his head, driving out the strange thinking, thinking that this is not possible, it is a matter of losing his head, after all, the other party is the emperor, even though he is favored now, it does not mean that he will be favored for the rest of his life. As the old saying goes, companionship with a king is like companionship with a tiger.
It's just that Qi Lu has another idea. Maybe it was just an accident yesterday. I think the emperor's lips are so kissy, but because I haven't seen the world, if... If I try again, it may feel normal. .
Qi Lv originally wanted to ask for advice from Yan Yangjian, but he had no experience in kissing, so he wanted to ask Ji Ya for advice, but Ji Ya yelled and ran away, as if he had been stimulated by something. There is no reliable person around, and Qi Lu needs to "experience it himself"!
Qi Lv thought about it, and made up his mind to experience it a little while the Son of Heaven was asleep. Maybe last night was just an impulsive illusion caused by drinking too much wine.
Thinking of what happened last night, Qi Lu's heart started beating violently. For a while, his heartbeat became a little irregular, his heart gradually became hot, and there was a feeling of numbness...
Ji Lin proposed to let Taifu Qi stay here to rest, but he saw that Taifu Qi's face changed several times, first he gave a smirk, then he shook his head vigorously, then he became serious, and then he made up his mind. .
Ji Lin didn't know that the Taifu had already made up his mind to use him as a guinea pig in the experiment, and planned to wait for Ji Lin to fall asleep and molested him secretly once.
After Qi Lu finished thinking, he cupped his hands respectfully and said, "Then Lu would be more respectful than obedient."
It was getting late, Qi Lu stayed overnight, and soon the two of them washed up, Ji Lin changed into Yan Xie's black underwear, lay on the couch, turned over slightly, and said to Qi Lu: "Teacher, hurry up!" come over."
Qi Lu said "Boom!" in his heart, as if he had been severely beaten, because the movement of the emperor lying on his side on the couch with his face slightly propped up was a bit too windy, emotional, and kind!The son of heaven is tall and slender, with a head-to-body ratio that is against the sky, a pair of long legs straight and powerful, and a thin waistline. The silk inner garment is very close-fitting. Although the ancient robes are very loose, the silk robe is very soft. It has perfectly outlined the emperor's sexy figure.
A big boy who is less than 20 years old has such a good figure. Qi Lu suddenly felt his nose itchy, and quickly raised his hand to touch it. Fortunately, there was no nosebleed, and he stretched out his hand to press his heart. Qi Lu clearly felt his nose itch The heartbeat is disordered and the speed is alarming.
Is it...
Qi Lu looked at the emperor lying on the couch, did he really bend over?Otherwise, why look at a man so excited, still a little impulsive?
Under the urging of the emperor, Qi Lu finally slowly moved towards the soft couch. He suddenly regretted that he should not agree to stay in the dormitory overnight. The emperor is a practicing family. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to die if one was caught with stolen goods?
Moreover, the Son of Heaven put on such a dusty undergarment, which was a major test for himself. Qi Lv quickly lowered his head, looking like he was doing his job, carefully rubbed on the soft couch, and lay down stiffly.
Ji Lin didn't know that Qi Lv was coveting his own body, and jokingly said: "What's the matter, Taifu, it's not like he hasn't slept with widows in the past, why is he so lucky today?"
Qi Lu laughed dryly and said, "Your Majesty, you may have misread it. It's getting late. Please take care of the Eucharist and rest quickly."
Ji Lin didn't think much, and quickly closed his eyes, because when he was about to arrive, he had to pretend to be sleeping, so as not to be discovered by Qi Lu. He didn't want Qi Lu to know that that son of a bitch was the Son of Heaven. If the stuffing is revealed, the face of the emperor will be wiped out.
Qi Lu stood up straight on the couch, squinting his eyes, not even daring to close them, for fear that the emperor would fall asleep before he fell asleep.Who would have thought that after a while, when the sound of the watch was heard, the Son of Heaven's breathing actually calmed down, as if he had fallen asleep?
Qi Lu turned his head suspiciously, and saw the Son of Heaven, wearing a black silk undershirt, lying flat on the couch, with his hands clasped in front of him, like a sleeping beauty.
Qi Lu turned his body slightly, stared at the emperor's profile for a while, how could he have such a perfect profile, whether it was the lines of the face, the high bridge of the nose, or the long and dense The eyelashes are almost enviable, and of course, there are such sexy muscles.
Qi Lu's eyes fell on the emperor's lips involuntarily. The emperor's lips were slightly closed, and there was a slight gap between the lips, and a trace of snow-white teeth could be seen.
"Gudong!" Qi Lu hurriedly covered his mouth, his throat rolled with difficulty, suddenly felt a little dry, and his heartbeat that had just stabilized soared again.
Qi Lv looked left and right for a while, making sure that there was no one in the dormitory, and then raised his hand to try it out, shaking it in front of the emperor, making sure that the emperor was really asleep and didn't respond at all, then slowly, slowly, Little by little, he moved closer, put his hands on both sides of Tianzi's cheeks, and lowered his head slightly.
At this moment, Ji Lin had already turned into a little dog at midnight. The little dog was sleeping soundly in Qi Lu's house, so naturally he wouldn't wake up suddenly.
Qi Lv lowered his head slowly, gritted his back teeth, closed his eyes, and looked like a strong man with a severed wrist. He quickly pecked the emperor's lips, like a woodpecker, if the emperor hadn't turned into a little dog After being pecked with such force, Ji Lin might wake up immediately.
Qi Lu turned into a woodpecker, and after pecking at it, he immediately raised his head, gasping for breath, opened his eyes to peek at Ji Lin, but the emperor didn't wake up, so Qi Lu relaxed He took a deep breath, and at the same time a hot feeling came to his heart.
He didn't drink alcohol, he didn't take a sip, it was just a short touch, but his heartbeat was like a drum of war, just like the feeling of kissing yesterday, so fascinating, shaking and restless!
Qi Lv pressed his heart, trying to suppress his heartbeat, and then lowered his head for the second time by accident. This time, Qi Lv was not a woodpecker, and his movements were much gentler, but because he had no experience in this field, he was still jerky.
It was as if a train was passing through Qi Lu's mind, and he had to sigh, the emperor's lips were still so kissable, it was not an illusion at all, it was the same as last night, it was authentic!
The sky was getting dark, and as soon as Yan Yangjian got up, he heard some movement in the yard, opened the door and came out to see, he was not as surprised as last time, and said calmly: "Teacher, are you so early today?"
Qi Lv came back from the bedroom secretly, got up and ran as soon as the sky was bright, for no other reason, because he couldn't hold back last night, he was tempted by the emperor's super kissable lips, and kissed him several times in a row, but Qi Lu's kissing skills are very green, and he bit the emperor's lips repeatedly.
Unknowingly, the emperor had a cut on the corner of his lip. Although the emperor slept "very hard" and didn't wake up at all, Qi Lv was frightened to death, guilty of guilt, and left the bedroom early the next morning. Sneaked back quietly.
Qi Lu coughed, brushed off his robe, walked straight into the courtyard, and said, "Little Yang, the master needs to wash up."
Yan Yangjian glanced at Qi Lu, and said suspiciously: "Teacher, do you want cold water today?"
Li Yangjian was just asking, who knew that the speaker had no intention but the listener was interested, Qi Lu's face was a little stiff, and he said: "Also... just need cold water."
The sheep shoulders were nimble and quick to fetch water. Qi Lv splashed water on his face while sucking in the cold air to cool himself down. It was so sour. After washing his face with cold ice water, he felt calm. ...
The sheep shoulder was poured with water, and he came back soon to tie Qi Lu's hair. He removed Qi Lu's crown, loosened his hair, and combed it neatly again with a small comb.
Qi Lu sat in front of the mirror with disheveled hair, a little distracted, cleared his throat, and said, "Little Yang, I have a friend who has been troubled by a problem recently, and I want to hear your opinion."
Yan Yangjian didn't know the classic stalk of "I have a friend". He had always believed in Qi Lv's words, so he said, "Teacher, please tell. If the minister knows, he will definitely answer him."
Qi Lu cleared his throat again, and said, "That's right, I have a friend, it's my friend's business, it's really my friend's business..."
While combing Qi Lu's hair, Yan Yangjian said strangely: "Teacher is so strange today, why do you want to emphasize again and again that it is the matter of Taifu's friends? Taifu has already emphasized it three times."
Qi Lu: "..."
Qi Lv brought the topic back and said, "That's right, my friend has been very distressed recently, he found that he seems to like the male style... In fact, he didn't know whether he liked the south wind or not, because he didn't like it before. My friend's idea, a few days ago, my friend drank a little wine, and then by accident... that's it, my friend still felt very comfortable, Xiao Yang, tell me, will my friend really... Do you like the south wind?"
The sheep shoulders are really strange. During the process of Taifu's narration, he emphasized that friend four times, and after Taifu asked, he turned his head, as if he disliked the unclear portrait in the mirror, and tilted his head to look at himself eagerly. , waiting for my answer.
Li Yangjian thought for a while, his face was very calm, and he said lightly: "I secretly think that it's not like I like it, maybe it's just to vent my desire."
"Cough cough cough --" Qi Lv was choked by the words of the sheep's shoulders in an instant, and he rarely said dumbfounded: "Cause...to vent your desire?"
Yi Yangjian didn't know why the Tai Tuo was so excited, and also didn't know that the "my friend" that the Tai Tuo said was actually the Tai Tuo himself, and the person that that friend liked Nanfeng was today's day, so he replied calmly: " After all, doing that kind of thing is not just for liking, maybe it is also for venting desires, it is unknown."
Qi Lu: "..." It's a sin, I'm going to find the emperor to vent my desire...
When the Son of Heaven got up, he found that Qi Lu had disappeared, and he ran away at some point, leaving very early, even earlier than himself.
Ji Lin was a little strange. You must know that Taifu Qi likes to stay in bed very much. He can't wake up naturally if he doesn't sleep until noon every day. Now he wakes up so early, which is really unusual.
Ji Lin got up, "Hiss..." took a deep breath, felt some pain in the corner of his lip, got off the couch quickly, took a picture in the mirror, and found that the corner of his lip was broken.
The eunuch just came in to serve, so he said: "Son of Heaven, if things are dry today and the weather is hot, I am afraid that the Son of Heaven will be busy with political affairs and get angry. I will arrange a dining room for the Son of Heaven at noon. I don't know what the emperor wants?"
Ji Lin didn't know that he was molested by Taifu Qi last night. If he was awake, he wished he could go to heaven with his heart, how could he tolerate Taifu Qi molesting him alone?He thought he was really on fire, so he nodded and said, "Go."
Qi Lv suddenly realized that he was a scumbag after being "told" by Yan Yangjian. He felt a little impulsive when he saw the handsome body of the Son of Heaven, and felt that the Son of Heaven's lips were super kissable. It was hopeless.
In fact, Qi Lu still has a question, why is he so courageous that he wants to vent his desire to the emperor? There are many men who are destined to be men, and there are a lot of handsome ones, such as the beautiful and weak Zhou Gong with black shoulders, the tall and burly Duke Guo Jifu, and the sick and beautiful man Feng, or the most beautiful man in the Spring and Autumn Period. Grandchildren are waiting.All of them are handsome and handsome, and they are "fat and thin". There are all kinds of styles. There are tall ones for tall ones, slim ones for slender ones, tough guys for tough guys, and handsome ones for them. There is a handsome man, and there is a cute-looking man with sheep shoulders beside him.
but……
Qi Lu couldn't even look down on him, but he just coveted the emperor and had the desire to vent his desire.
Qi Lu thought to himself, even if he likes men, even if he wants to vent his desire, shouldn't he direct such attention to the emperor?I have to say that I really know how to pick people.
Qi Lu didn't want to stay in the room, he would always think about it when he was in the house, it was actually a daydream, so he walked out of the room, ready to take a break.
Qi Lu turned the mill on the same spot in the yard, turned several times, and was still out of his mind. At first, Yan Yangjian and Shi Hou followed Qi Lu to turn the mill, but then he was too dizzy, and the circle the Taifu turned was very small. So those two people didn't turn the mill anymore, they just stood aside and watched the Taifu turn the mill, they couldn't go far anyway.
Qi Lu stood for a while, then suddenly stopped, folded his arms in deep thought, and said to Yang Yangjian: "Little Yang, my friend still has a question."
Yi Yangjian heard the Tai Tuo mention "my friend" again, so he said, "Teacher, please tell me."
Shi Hou was not in the house before, so he didn't know about "my friend", so he heard Qi Lv say: "My friend wants to ask you, what is the difference between venting desire and liking?"
Shi Hou: "..." Why did Tai Tuo discuss this kind of issue with Yi Yangjian?
Yanyang tilted his head, seemed to be thinking, and just about to answer, a trace of puzzlement flashed across his eyes, he looked at Qi Lu, and said, "Teacher...you have been pacing in the courtyard just now, and you have never seen him before. How do you know that your friend, Tai Tuo, has other questions?"
Qi Lu: "..." Xiao Yang is so smart that he almost revealed his secrets!
Qi Lu coughed and said, "I'm asking for that friend, and I'll tell him everything in one breath."
Yan Yangjian just asked without much doubt, and said calmly: "I think that there should be only one difference between venting one's desire and being satisfied with one's desire."
"Jealous?" Qi Lu repeated, seemingly puzzled.
Yan Yangjian said lightly: "Harding the virtuous leads to jealousy, and harming the sex leads to jealousy. No matter the virtuous or the sensual, I think that as long as the person you like gets closer and jealous, then you should be the one you like. If you see Now that a person gets close to others, if he is indifferent in his heart, he is probably venting his desire."
As he spoke, he glanced at Shi Hou calmly, Shi Hou was stared at by him, inexplicably feeling a chill down his back...
Qi Lv always felt that what Yan Yangjian said was too profound. A person as smart as himself couldn't comprehend it for a while. The only difference between venting desire and satisfaction is jealousy, and jealousy seems to be a huge gap .
Here comes the question again, what does it feel like to be jealous?
Qi Lu's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't calm down, so he simply said, "Come on, follow me to the dining room."
When his mind is not calm, Qi Lu likes to cook. Cooking can make him forget everything and make his mind as calm as water. This is why Qi Lu likes cooking so much.
Qi Lv took the path to the dining room. There are not many people in the path on weekdays, and almost no one would pass by. Who would have thought that today was such a coincidence that someone happened to be standing on the path, and there were only two of them.
Taking a closer look, they were all people Qi Lu knew, one was Qi Lu's "ex-girlfriend" Zheng Ji, and the other was the glamorous cook Hua Gan.
The two stood together and happened to be stuck in the small road. If Qi Lu wanted to pass, he would definitely pass by them, but Zheng Ji just choked out a sentence: "Ji...Ji's heart is full of admiration and respect for the sergeant. ...Admiration again, I don't know...I don't know what kind of woman Ji is in the mind of the sergeant."
When Qi Lu heard it, good guy, isn't this a confession?I actually ran into such an embarrassing scene.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Ji, who is usually gentle and gentle, and also very restrained, would take the initiative to ask Hua Gan to confess her love?A few days ago, Qi Lu noticed that Zheng Ji was always preoccupied with Hua Gan, and she also found all kinds of excuses, instead of serving meals in the small dining room, she always went to the big dining room to "show her face".The last time Zheng Ji's finger was cut, Hua Gan bandaged her, Zheng Ji ran away shyly, then Qi Lu knew that Zheng Ji must have liked Hua Gan in her heart.
Does Qi Lu think that seeing others confessing his love is the most embarrassing thing?Far from it, it is the most embarrassing thing to see others confess and fail.
After Zheng Ji confessed, Hua Gan's face obviously flashed a bit of surprise, and then slowly calmed down. His face was beautiful and charming, revealing an indistinguishable charm. To be honest, he stood with Zheng Ji , Zheng Ji's beauty was almost eclipsed.
However, Zheng Ji's love for Hua Gan should not be due to Hua Gan's beauty. Hua Gan's beauty is certainly fascinating for the first time, but Hua Gan's gentleness and obedience are even more intoxicating.
That day when Zheng Ji cut her finger, Hua Gan bandaged her gently and carefully, this kind of gentle man was the best at capturing people's hearts, obviously Zheng Ji loved to see him.
The shock in Hua Gan's eyes gradually calmed down, the corners of her lips trembled, and then she cupped her hands respectfully and said, "It's really a great fortune for Gan Ji to pay attention to her."
Zheng Jiben lowered her head shyly. When Hua Gan said this, the shy smile gradually receded on her face, because she knew that if the person you admire also admires you, then when you express your love, The other party must not be so polite and respectful to answer, after all, there is a saying called - can't help being happy.
Hua Gan's attitude was too respectful, so that Zheng Ji didn't need to hear Hua Gan's remaining words, and she already understood that she was afraid of being rejected.
Sure enough, Hua Gan said respectfully: "But...Zheng Ji is the sister of Dazai, what a noble status, Hua Gan is no more than a lowly servant..."
Zheng Ji said softly: "Ji knows, today's matter... Please, please, please forget it, and keep it a secret for Ji."
After Zheng Ji finished speaking, she quickly put her head down and ran away.
Qi Lu hid behind the rockery, deliberately did not show his face, and Zheng Ji didn't see him, and quickly ran away from the front of the rockery, and Hua Gan was the only one left on the trail for a while.
Hua Gan stood still. He looked at the back of Zheng Ji leaving in a hurry. He seemed to be a little absent-minded. After staring at it for a long time, he suddenly sighed faintly, smiled wryly, and said, "It's because Hua is so dirty that he can still Is it really such a good face to attract people's attention..."
He was talking to himself, then turned around and left, heading towards the dining room.
Qi Lu waited for the two of them to leave, then turned around behind the rockery, shook his head, and went towards the dining room.
Qi Lv entered the dining room, and Hua Gan, as a sergeant of cooks, was instructing the cooks to cook. Seeing Qi Lv come in, he quickly wiped his hands, walked over to salute respectfully, and said, "Gan pays homage to Taifu Qi." .”
Qi Lu said: "It's nothing, no need to be too polite, Lu can turn around casually, you go and get busy."
The other cooks went to work quickly, and they had to prepare lunch in a while, and there were still many things to prepare, but Hua Gan did not leave, but stood there, seemed to think for a while, and suddenly knelt down and saluted.
Qi Lu was a little surprised and said, "Sergeant, why is this?"
Hua Gan didn't get up, and said respectfully: "Teacher, Gan is here to plead guilty to the Taifu. The emperor was drunk the day before yesterday, and Gan helped the emperor to go to bed. He really didn't have any extra thoughts, but the Taifu misunderstood him. It's really Gan." Shouldn't..."
Hearing his reminder, Qi Lu suddenly remembered that it happened that day, when Ji Lin was drunk, Hua Gan helped him back to the dormitory. When Qi Lu went to the dormitory with the hangover soup, he happened to see the emperor crushing Hua Gan. The scene on the couch.
Qi Luben had already forgotten about that matter. After all, he always has more important things to consider these days, such as whether he regards the emperor as the object of venting his desire, such as how to distinguish between venting desire and liking, and for example What kind of feeling is jealousy...
Jealousy, what kind of feeling is it?
Listening to Hua Gan's apology, Qi Lu suddenly felt a sour feeling in his chest. The sour taste seemed to be the fermenting of old vinegar, brewing rapidly in his stomach.
Qi Lu felt strange in his heart, could it be... this is the taste of jealousy in the legend.
Jealousy comes from harming the virtuous, and jealousy comes from harming the sex. It can be seen how troublesome jealousy is. However, at this moment, Qi Lv's heart is filled with this sourness. Even though it is troublesome, it is still fermenting.
Hua Gan knelt on the ground, but Qi Lv lost his mind, his mind was turning back and forth, that kind of complicated thoughts almost blocked his heart, could it be...
Qi Lv thought in his heart, could it be that he has unreasonable thoughts about the emperor because he is too handsome, otherwise there are so many handsome men nearby, why didn't he see any one and love the other?Is it not because I want to vent my desire that I feel that the emperor's lips are so easy to kiss?Otherwise, what's the matter with the sour taste?
Qi Lv suddenly realized something, but Hua Gan didn't know what he was thinking, but saw that the Tai Tuo suddenly lost his mind and couldn't recover for a long time, so he called out softly: "Tai Tuo? Tai Tuo?"
"Huh?" Qi Lu suddenly recovered when he heard the voice, and then he noticed that Hua Gan was still kneeling on the ground, and said, "Get up, it's not intentional, and you don't need to blame it."
Hua Gan knelt down to thank him immediately, and said, "Thank you for your generosity." Then he stood up.
While they were talking, the eunuch next to Ji Lin happened to come in from the outside. He saw Sergeant Hua Gan, the cook, and said with a smile, "Sergeant! Sergeant! The emperor has some orders for lunch..."
As he was speaking, he saw that Taifu Qi was also there, and he immediately saluted and said, "I pay my respects to Taifu."
When Qi Lu heard it, it turned out that the emperor had orders for his lunch, and Hua Gan, as a servant sergeant, wanted to cook the emperor's lunch himself, which was also reasonable.
But now that Qi Lu has figured it out, he seems to have "unreasonable thoughts" about the emperor, and because the emperor was drunk that day, he felt sour when he accidentally "thrown down" Hua Gan of.
Jealousy is really troublesome. Qi Lu doesn't like trouble, so he is ready to cut this kind of trouble in the cradle. It's not that he is not jealous, but that jealousy has nowhere to sprout. Isn't this inconvenient and troublesome?
Qi Lv only felt that he was too smart, so he smiled very gently, and said to the eunuch, "What orders does the emperor have for lunch? Lü Lv is too busy today, so just tell Lv directly."
The eunuch heard that the Taifu wanted to cook for the emperor himself, that would be great, no one knows that the emperor "grew up eating the Taifu's cooking", the emperor likes the Taifu's craftsmanship the most, because he can imitate it because of his smoothness Taifu's craftsmanship, so the emperor can also eat the dishes made by Hua Gan.
On the one hand, the eunuch was pleased, but on the other hand, he felt that it was an illusion. Today, the Taifu smiled so creepily, it was clearly gentle and graceful, and the handsome face was also romantic when he smiled, but there was always a kind of backache. Numb illusion.
Hua Gan was taken aback, unexpectedly, Qi Lu took away his work, and narrowed his eyes.Logically speaking, after Qi Lv saw the Son of Heaven beating him up that day, the two of them became estranged a lot, and Hua Gan also heard the rumor that the Taifu was hiding from the Son of Heaven, but today the Taifu changed his temper and wanted to Cook for the emperor himself?
Although he thought so in his heart, he said face-to-face: "The emperor likes the Taifu's craftsmanship the most. It is the best thing that the Taifu can prepare meals for the emperor. There is no need for Gan to make a fool of himself."
The eunuch immediately agreed and said: "This is the Taifu, the emperor woke up this morning, hey, for some reason, a big piece of the corner of his lip was broken, I'm afraid it's because he was tired these days and got angry!"
Qi Lv felt guilty for a while, why did he get angry, the emperor's body was as strong as a cow, how could he get angry because of fatigue, he gnawed on himself yesterday, because Qi Lu was neither drunk nor drank yesterday, so he wanted to make sure that the emperor Are the lips so easy to kiss? Who knew that when I kissed them, they would be authentic, full of color and fragrance, and taste the marrow. Qi Lv accidentally gnawed the emperor's lips with his inexperienced kissing skills.
The eunuch said again: "Because the emperor got angry, he ordered some light food to eat."
Qi Lu immediately understood that the Son of Heaven misunderstood that he was on fire, so he wanted to eat light food, but in fact Ji Lin was not on fire at all, and it is good to eat light food in this hot summer, but there is no need for a light meal .
Qi Lu smiled and said, "That's easy."
When the eunuch heard this, he immediately went back to spread the message happily. If the emperor knew that the lunch was prepared by the Taifu, he would be very happy.
After the eunuch left, Qi Lu quickly got busy, rolled up all the sleeves, looked around for the ingredients, and saw a basket of sesame seeds on the ground at a glance!
Many people misunderstand that sesame seeds were brought back by Zhang Qian during Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, because Shen Kuo wrote such a sentence in "Mengxi Bi Tan" in the Northern Song Dynasty, "Zhang Qian got the seed of linseed from Dayuan (Wan), which is also called hemp. , so it is distinguished by flax."
But in fact it is not. After historical research, sesame is not originally from Dawan. As early as the early Spring and Autumn Period, sesame has been eaten as a food, but it is quite unpopular, and Shen Kuo's written talk has caused many people to misunderstand.
At that time, sesame was only used as a garnish, although it was very fragrant, it could not be used as a staple food, so the popularity rate was not very high, and the common people did not see such a precious ingredient as sesame.
Qi Lu was also a little dumbfounded when he saw such a big basket of sesame seeds. He stared at the sesame seeds and touched his chin, and suddenly had a good idea.
The emperor wants to eat something light, isn't it easy? I made cold noodles before, but they are no longer fresh. Now I want to make cold noodles with shredded chicken, just use sesame seeds.
Qi Lu intends to make sesame paste from this sesame. In this way, not only can you make authentic cold noodles with shredded chicken, but you can also make sesame sauce biscuits, sweet-hearted thousand-layer sesame cakes, etc. Many cold dishes can also be mixed with sesame paste.
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