spring and autumn officials
Chapter 44
The emperor had a dream.
I dreamed that I was eating Roujiamo.The Roujiamo made by Taifu Qi is really fragrant. The outer shell of the steamed bun is burnt yellow, and the stripes are clear, and it feels burnt and crispy. Let the emperor eat a different feeling.
Not to mention that there is still meat in it, the meat bun is bitten down, the bun is crispy and burnt, the meat is satisfying, the saltiness is moderate, the saltiness is delicious, it is very satisfying, especially when it is late at night, when you are asleep I feel like my mouth is full of fluid...
Ji Lin didn't eat enough Roujiamo, she was still sucking on the smell of Roujiamo after falling asleep, and gnawed hard on Roujiamo in her dream, but for some reason, this fragrant and attractive Roujiamo suddenly changed look.
The white and tender buns are as tender as tofu, and have eyes and noses. The more they look, the more they look like Taifu, exuding a delicious temptation.
Ji Lin's Adam's apple slipped quickly, feeling extremely dry, and he felt it was unbearable. His eyes were like bottomless pools, he narrowed his eyes, and suddenly kissed and bit down...
"Son of Heaven... Son of Heaven?"
"My lord, it's time to wake up."
Ji Lin was dreaming of eating Taifu, no, dreaming of eating Roujiamo, suddenly heard someone calling him, and suddenly woke up, he was covered in hot sweat, he took a closer look, it was the eunuch who was serving him, and he behaved properly He said: "Son, today the kings of Cai and Zheng will arrive at the camp of the alliance. I respectfully invite the emperor to get up in the morning."
Ji Lin just woke up from a dream, his back was covered with sweat, and he could still feel it rolling down his back. I don't know if it was because of the dream, but he was a little embarrassed. He quickly pulled the quilt to cover himself, waved and said: "Retire, the widow can wash up by himself."
The eunuch didn't dare to talk too much, and immediately said: "Yes, I will retire."
The eunuchs and maids all retreated, and Ji Lin heaved a sigh of relief. Sitting on the couch, he seemed to recall the "delicious" dream last night, and couldn't help but "Boom!" in his head, it must have been yesterday Followed Qi Lu to listen to the root of the wall, that's why I had this strange dream.
Ji Lin raised his hand, suppressing his frantically beating thoughts, not allowing himself to think too much, but his heart was beating very strongly, as if it was going to break out of the cavity, and the thoughts that were so strong that they broke through the ground became more and more intense. It's obvious.
Ji Lin took two deep breaths, but the more he restrained himself, the more unbelievably he recalled last night's delicious dream. The white and tender buns seemed to have turned into the warm and moist skin of the Taifu...
Today both Caihou and Zheng Bo will come to the Huimeng camp, Qi Lu got up early, struggled to get up from the couch, let the sheep shoulder comb his hair, Qi Lu was stunned, and waited for the wash to finish fully awake.
When Qi Lu came to the emperor's tent, the eunuch greeted him and said with a smile, "Teacher, are you here?"
Qi Lv said: "Please pass it on to me, and I will say that I am asking to see you."
The eunuch smiled and said, "Teacher, you don't know something. The emperor is taking a bath. Please wait for a while."
Qi Lu was a little puzzled, since when did the Son of Heaven have the habit of taking a bath in the morning?He only knew that Gongsun Zi was a clean freak, he had to take a bath in the morning and evening, but he had to take a bath after returning home from outside, but the Son of Heaven didn't have such a clean freak, why did he change his temper today?Could it be to welcome Cai Hou and Zheng Bo?But Cai Hou and Zheng Bo don't have such a big face, let the emperor bathe and burn incense to receive them?
Qi Lu waited outside for a while, thinking that if he knew that the Son of Heaven got up so late, he would talk a little longer.
"哗啦——" with a sound, the curtain was lifted, and Ji Lin came out from inside. Today he was wearing a black emperor's court robe and a black jade crown on his head. Although he did not wear the emperor's crown, he was already very graceful and luxurious. , setting off the tall figure and handsome face, the four-finger-wide belt cinched the strong waist, and the aura of Lianjiazi rushed towards his face.
Qi Lu hurriedly saluted and said, "Lü pays homage to the Son of Heaven."
Seeing Qi Lu, Ji Lin coughed, "Cough..." He stretched out his hand to support Qi Lu, and said, "You don't have to be polite, Tai Tuo."
When Qi Lu was touched by Ji Lin, he immediately trembled. My good fellow, did the Son of Heaven take a cold shower just now? In this scorching summer, it seemed as if he had been fished out of an ice cellar. It was as cold as pork that had just thawed out. !
Ji Lin was still sitting in the tent of the shogunate, and Qi Lu, as the emperor's tutor, was in charge of going to the gate of the camp to meet Zheng Bo and Caihou.
Mr. Zheng Bowu knew him, and he was an old acquaintance. He had met many times before. Zheng Bo came early in the morning. Qi Lu was standing at the gate of the camp when Zheng Bo's car happened to arrive, followed by Dazai Jizhong, driving Slowly stopping at the gate of the Huimeng camp, Zheng Bowusheng got off the cart, smiled amicably, and said, "Wusheng has seen Taifu Qi."
Mr. Zheng Boxu learned a good lesson. After all, due to the matter of his uncle, Mr. Zheng had already fallen into Ji Lin's hands, and the transfer book in Hei Jian's hand was a testimony. Mr. Zheng's countless braids were held in the hands of the emperor Come on, how can you not be good?
This tiger that dominates the Great Zhou, whether it's pretend or real, is now like a huge house cat, with a very respectful and humble attitude.
Qi Lu was exchanging greetings with Zheng Boxuan, when the sound of "Gululu—" the ruts soon approached, and another team came, because the teams from Song and Zheng had already arrived, so there was no need to guess the car. I know it is Cai Guo's team.
Sure enough, the convoy stopped at the gate of the camp, and the monarch of Cai State stepped down from the cart, "haha" laughed, seemingly very hearty, cupped his hands and said, "Teacher Qi! Taifu Qi! Father Tso is so polite!"
It was the first time Qi Lu met the monarch of Cai.The monarch of Cai State called himself Cuofu, there is no mistake, his name is Cuofu, Ji surname, Cai family.Cai Guonai is a Marquis feudal state, and the descendants of Zhou Gongdan can be regarded as well-known in the world.
This father of Cai Houcuo is much older than the other monarchs, with a goatee and a black and white beard. Among the monarchs who came to participate in the alliance, including the emperor Ji Lin, Cai Houcuo's father has the most qualifications old.
Jilin had just ascended the throne for a few months, and Song Gong and Yi were also worthy of ascending the throne. Zheng Boweisheng was the one who had been on the throne for the longest time. After all, he became the monarch of Zheng Guo at the age of 13, but he was not as senior as Cai Guojun.
This father of Cai Houcuo looked very hearty, and laughed when he met him. He was not only very enthusiastic about Qi Lu, but also very enthusiastic about Zheng Guo, his deadly enemy. Cai Houcuo's father took Zheng Boweisheng's hand and said with a smile: "Zheng Gong! It's been a long time! The last time Gu saw Zheng Gong, Zheng Gong was just that big, and now he has changed into this appearance. Gu almost dare not recognize him, hahaha!"
Cai Houcuo's father seemed very straightforward, but his few words made Zheng Boxusheng his junior.
It is true that Cai Houcuo's father is the oldest, has the longest reign, and has the oldest qualifications, but hegemony does not care about your age or beard.
Zheng Bowusheng smiled coldly, and said: "Cai Gong, you are also growing old and strong. I was shocked when I heard that Cai Gong was coming to the alliance. I was also worried that the journey is far away. Cai Gong, you old man, will not be able to bear it. "
When Cai Houcuo's father heard it, Zheng Bowu said he was scolding himself for being old?Immediately his face twitched twice.
Qi Lu watched helplessly as Cai Houcuo's father hinted that Zheng Boxu was born as a child, and Zheng Boxian hinted secretly that Cai Houcuo's father was an old man, so he couldn't help but stand silently and watch them pretending to be a snake, thinking that the king is really good at pretending to save face It is really not easy to call brothers and sisters wearing a pair of trousers and digging pits behind each other's backs.
All the countries of the three alliances have arrived. The day of the alliance has not yet begun, but etiquette must be required. Ji Lin asked Qi Lu to prepare a reception banquet. Just tonight, I will invite the kings of the three countries to a banquet. Before the alliance, let everyone Enthusiasm.
Qi Lu thought to himself, when these three countries meet, isn't it really a pinch before the alliance?
Ji Lin was trying on the clothes for the evening banquet. Although they were all black, the emperor had a lot of red tape, and different occasions required different clothes. The eunuch knelt on the ground and tidied up the clothes for Ji Lin. A few eunuchs adjusted Ji Lin's loose sleeves, and when they heard what Qi Lu said, they laughed and said, "Pinch it, I'm really afraid that they won't do it."
Qi Lu was standing in the corner of the emperor's tent, waiting to go to the banquet with the emperor, his attitude was very respectful, but he secretly glanced at Ji Lin, let alone, Ji Lin is just a clothes rack, the eunuch tidied his clothes, Ji Lin is like a model, no, models may not have his aura.
Today's emperor is getting more and more aura, and he is developing from a small milk dog to a big wolf dog...
Ji Lin and the other eunuchs tidied up their robes and waved the eunuchs away. They seemed to feel that their neckline was too tight. With a "tsk", they hooked their own neckline with their index fingers, as if they were hooking a tie. There is an indescribable mature masculine charm.
Qi Lu sighed for a while, Ji Lin was only under 20 years old, and he was erupting male hormones. Could it be because he was in such a good shape, should he also find time to exercise?
Qi Lu saw that Qi Lu had pulled his neckline into a mess. If he pulled it down again, he might have to wear his clothes again, so he walked over and said, "Son of Heaven, can Lu tidy up for you?"
Ji Lin laughed immediately, turned into a little puppy in an instant, and said coquettishly, "Teacher, come quickly, I'm going to suffocate to death."
Qi Lu raised his hand, tucked Ji Lin's neckline again, loosened it a little, and then flattened the skirt along the neckline, stretching it all the way down, Qi Lu's palm stretched out the crooked black skirt, passing Ji Lin On the chest, Qi Lu thought silently, the chest muscles are so big and stiff, because the silk material is thin and light, you can clearly feel the muscle lines of the emperor, which is enviable!
Qi Lv sighed, and continued to tidy up Ji Lin's clothes, wanting to pin the extra skirts to Ji Lin's belt, but at this moment, with a sound of "snap!", Ji Lin suddenly grabbed Qi Lin. lil hand.
Qi Lv was startled, raised his head strangely, and looked at Ji Lin with a dazed look. Ji Lin's eyes narrowed slightly, no longer the little milk dog just now, but suddenly switched to a big wolf dog, and it was Seeing a wolf dog that was bloody and hungry, Qi Lu had an illusion that he seemed to have done something to anger the emperor?
But I didn't do anything, I just tidied up the emperor's clothes...
Ji Lin felt Qi Lu's palm, and his heart suddenly started beating wildly. The feeling of breaking ground swept his chest again. Ji Lin had an illusion that if Qi Lu's hand really went down a little, something might happen. ...
He subconsciously grasped Qi Lu's palm, squinted his eyes, and stared at the bewildered Taifu.
Qi Lu tentatively said, "Son of Heaven?"
Only then did Ji Lin come back to his senses, coughed, and said, "That's fine, the rest of you can do it yourself."
Qi Lv then stepped aside, Ji Lin didn't dislike the tight neckline at this moment, and quickly tied his own belt. He seemed to feel that the atmosphere was a bit awkward because he suddenly "went crazy", so he changed the subject and said: " Has the Taifu arranged the seats for the banquet?"
Qi Lu smiled, nodded and said, "It's all arranged according to the emperor's order. I'm not afraid that the three monarchs will not fight."
Ji Lin smiled and said, "I really can't wait, I want to take a look."
The two of them tidied up, and it was almost time for the banquet, so they went to the empty place where the banquet was held. The monarchs of the three countries had already arrived, and the scholars and bureaucrats from the three countries came to join the alliance. The emperor hasn't come yet, so he didn't sit down.
Upon closer inspection, the faces of the three monarchs were all different.
No wonder Qi Lu said that he was not afraid that they would not fight.The meeting was arranged by Qi Lv. In order to express the fairness and equality of the emperor, the camp of the emperor was in the middle, surrounded by the camps of the three countries, and no one was more noble than the other.
But now it's all right, you can't sit around in circles at a banquet, so Ji Lin specially asked Qi Lu to arrange the seats for the banquet.The emperor's banquet is the most honorable, at the top.
According to the order of titles, the Duke of Song should be the second, because Song is the duke, then Cai Guo is the noblest, Cai Guo is the marquis, and Zheng Bo is the last, and Zheng Bo is the earl.
However, the emperor asked Qi Lv to prepare the seat, second only to the emperor's honorable seat was the seat of Zheng Boweisheng, which was at the top.Then there are the seats of Song Gong and Yi, in the middle.The last is the seat of Cai Houcuo's father, the last class.
Now the faces of the three monarchs are simply brilliant, colorful and brilliant.
Zheng Bo was born at the top, and Zheng Bo felt that he should be at the top of course. After all, Zheng Guo is powerful, and Zheng Bo is still crowned with the position of Great Zhou Qingshi. In front of everyone, it is only natural to consciously take the first place, and it is well deserved.
But in the eyes of the other two monarchs, Song Gong and Yi are dukes, two ranks higher than Zheng Bo. Still so rampant?
The most unconvinced is Cai Houcuo's father.Logically speaking, Cai Houcuo's father's power is not as strong as that of Zheng Guo, and his title is not as good as that of Song State, so he has nothing to say when he sits at the end, but Cai Houcuo's father feels that he is the oldest, and almost all the monarchs present I can be my own son.I am the oldest in seniority, and they are on the same level as their father. Da Zhou pays the most attention to etiquette, but these brats put themselves last, which is really out of order.
In this way, the three monarchs have their own thoughts, whether they are in opposing camps or in the same camp, everyone has their own thoughts.
Song Gong and Yi took a deep breath, after all, they have not been formally canonized by the emperor, after canonization...
Yi and Yi sneered indiscriminately, just like the previous son Feng's breath, Song Gong and Yi didn't want to come to participate in any alliance, they didn't really respond to the emperor's call, they planned to find a random person after the emperor granted him the title. Reason to sneak out.
Song Gong and Yi planned this, and while toasting the emperor, they raised their wine glasses and ear cups, and said with a smile: "Emperor, the emperor is a young and talented man who defeated the army of the emperor and was as brave as thunder. He is really a role model for us. I admire the barbarians so much, and I respect the emperor with the barbarians."
Ji Lin smiled faintly, and said: "Duke Song's words are serious. Duke Song responded to my call and came to join the alliance. I am also deeply honored. I respect Duke Song."
Song Gong and Yi hurriedly said modestly: "As a courtier, Yu Yi responded to the emperor's call. Isn't this a matter of course? Yu Yi only did what he was supposed to do, how dare he accept the emperor's toast, and still respect you Son of Heaven!"
Qi Lv found out that the respect came and went. Song Gong and Yi are flatterers, and they are very good at patting horses. Speaking of which, Song Gong and Yi and Young Master Feng are really brothers. Insidious and cunning, almost in the same vein!
After Song Gong toasted with Yi, he turned to the main topic and said respectfully: "Son of Heaven, Yu Yi was ordered in the face of danger. He is worthy to be the king of Song. He is young and has no qualifications. I have received the love of the emperor, so... I have an unfeeling request with the barbarians. I want to ask the emperor to accept the title for the barbarians before the alliance. What do you mean?"
Song Gong and Yi did not seize power and overstep the superior position, he was justifiably superior, so there was no accident that the emperor was not canonized, logically speaking, the emperor should be canonized and Yi, there is nothing to say, who let the son Feng's father justify the title of monarch Did it pass to Yu Yi?
The Son of Heaven smiled slightly, and at this moment, Young Master Feng stood up suddenly. Song Gong and Yi saw him standing up, wondering if it had become a conditioned reflex, and immediately took half a step back, very alert.
Young Master Feng's pale face looked even paler and perverted under the daytime lights of the banquet. With a cruel smile on his lips, he cupped his hands and said, "Father, according to what Feng saw, the canonization of the Song Kingdom is a The affairs of the Song State, and the alliance is a matter of the world, how can the Song State's own affairs be placed before the affairs of the world? Isn't this an inversion of importance?"
When he said this, Song Gong and Yi's expressions immediately sank. The young master Feng was clearly against him. Zheng Boxu saw that the Song State had always been at odds with them, and Song Gong and Yi could not be canonized smoothly. , so he should also say: "Mr. Wu seconded the proposal."
Ji Lin had already learned from Young Master Feng that Song Gong and Yi were careful, and of course they would not be the first to confer titles on Song Gong, so he followed their words and said, "Since you all feel that you should put the affairs of the world first , then first wronged and wronged Song Gong, and canonized after the alliance."
Song Gong and Yi gritted their teeth, but they didn't dare to make a sound, so they could only swallow the broken teeth and said with a dry smile: "The Son of Heaven... the Son of Heaven's words are serious, how could it be, would it be that you were wronged? I don't know the importance of Yiyi, and I am biased."
Song Gong and Yi met bad luck at the banquet, touched their noses, and did not dare to say anything more. Although Cai Houcuo's father and Song Gong and Yi were in the same camp, but seeing Song Gong suffer, he He didn't step forward to make fun of himself, and simply shrank aside without saying a word.
After drinking for three rounds, everyone began to stand up to toast, and the ministers and officials from various countries also began to chat. Qi Lu was sitting on the seat, and saw someone walking towards him. Isn't it the hearty father Cai Houcuo?
Cai Houcuo's father was accompanied by two young women, one was so charming and so turbulent that it was about to spurt out of his clothes, Qi Lv took a look and dared not look again, the other had a slender and exquisite figure, the two young Women are different.
Cai Houcuo's father is very familiar, holding Qi Lu's hand without letting go, Qi Lu's eyelids twitched wildly, he doesn't like being touched by others, especially strangers, but he couldn't pull it back , I had to laugh twice.
Cai Houcuo's father smiled and said: "Teacher Qi, I heard that the Taifu is very frugal. He is really a role model for us. There is only one housekeeper and one riding slave in the mansion, and there is no maid to serve him. Isn't that right? Gu is really distressed." It's very special, and I specially brought two maids to serve Qi Taifu."
As he spoke, he also glanced at the two young women behind him. The two women immediately understood and came forward to pay their respects. With a soft voice and a long ending, they said softly, "Meet the Tai Tu——"
Hearing the two women's shouts, Qi Lu felt that his bones were almost weak, as if he had a cramp, wishing he could twist eighteen bends.
These two women are quite good-looking, but Qi Lu knew at a glance, isn't this a well-used beauty trick? Father Cai Houcuo seems to want to use female sex to corrupt Qi Lu. If this beauty is accepted, I'm afraid Endless troubles, in a word, very troublesome!
Qi Lu smiled slightly and said, "Thank you Mr. Cai for your kindness, it's just..."
Cai Houcuo's father was taken aback, unexpectedly, Qi Lv had something to say, so he was unmoved.
Qi Lu smiled and said: "Mr. Cai, you don't know something. Although Lu is the emperor's tutor,...the food in this family is only enough to support a housekeeper and a riding slave. Any more is not enough to eat, so These two young ladies, Li can only thank you."
Cai Houcuo's father never expected that Qi Lv would not accept the trap of beauty, and he was so reckless that he got frustrated and left soon.
Song Gong and Yi sat on the side, listening to Cai Houcuo's father and Qi Lu with their ears open. Hearing that Qi Lu rejected Cai Hou's beautiful woman, he couldn't help sneering. When he asked for the canonization of the Son of Heaven, Cai Hou looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and he was clearly in the same camp, but he didn't speak well of him. So now that Cai Hou has a bad nose, Song Gong and Yi gloated.
Song Gong and Yi narrowed their eyes, as if they were thinking about something, and said to Kong Fujia who was beside him, "Did Sima and Taifu Qi get along well these days?"
Father Kong Jia suddenly heard Song Gong's question, but he didn't know what it meant, so he cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty has learned from you, humble general..."
Song Gong and Yi raised their hands and said: "Don't worry about Da Sima, I just want to know, what is the emperor's Taifu... What do you like in daily life? Cute and beautiful? Or money?"
Kong Fujia thought for a while, then said in a deep voice: "This... I don't seem to have heard that Taifu Qi loves women. These days in the camp, I have never seen Taifu Qi doting on any women. He is always alone. , and I don’t like to see money very much, if I say it, the Taifu really likes cooking, and he would go to the dining room when he is free on weekdays.”
Song Gong and Yi are really unheard of. Which respectable person likes to cook meals?That's what low-level people do.
Song Gong and Yi asked again: "Who is Taifu Qi close to on weekdays?"
Kong Fujia thought about it again. If it is said to be close, Qi Lu is very close to everyone, because Qi Lu is usually very righteous, except for a little dark belly, he has no official airs. Qi Lu became one.
But if you say the most affectionate...
Kong Fujia cupped his hands and said: "Back to the emperor, if you say that you are the closest, the Taifu and the emperor must be the closest."
"Oh?" Song Gong and Yi seemed to be interested, and said, "Son of Heaven?"
Kong Fujia nodded and said: "Exactly, the emperor loves and trusts the Taifu very much. Several times, the humble general saw the emperor enter the dining room and help the Taifu prepare the meals. He has no airs of the emperor at all. More than that, the Taifu's rationale There is no need for a drug test for the food, the emperor will directly eat it, presumably he trusts the grand master very much."
Song Gong and Yi turned their eyes. As monarchs, no matter how much they can trust a person, there is a limit. Song Gong and Yi are such suspicious monarchs. The trust of the emperor in Qi Lu has obviously exceeded this limit, and Duke Song and Yi just saw that Qi Lu rejected the two stunning beauties sent by Marquis Cai, and they couldn't help being moved.
Is it...
The dignified Taifu is a person who is not close to women and loves the south wind?
Song Gong and Yi thought about this, their eyes turned again, and suddenly they turned their eyes on Kong Fujia who was beside him, chuckled lightly, and said, "Da Sima, I know that you are loyal. All the people in the middle and the bottom are not convinced by Gu, only Da Sima is doing everything possible to defend him."
Kong Fujia suddenly heard him mention these things, he was a little surprised, and said: "Your Majesty's words are serious, this is what humble people should do."
Song Gong and Yi said again: "Even so, there is one more thing to do. Please help Da Sima."
"Please tell me, Your Majesty." Kong Fujia didn't even think about it, and said, "The humble general will never refuse to die."
Song Gong and Yi chuckled, and said: "Actually, it's not a difficult task. There is absolutely no need for Da Sima Wan to die, but it is a beautiful thing. Da Sima, come here."
The more Kong Fujia heard it, the more strange he felt, and he still listened respectfully. After Song Gong and Yi said a few words, Kong Fujia's face changed "shua!", as if a little shocked, a little unbelievable, and a little unsuccessful struggle.
There were a lot of people toasting at the banquet, and everyone knew that Qi Lu was a big celebrity in front of today's eyes, so the officials of the three countries came to toast, Qi Lu didn't intend to drink too much, but if he didn't drink, he would lose face, that's the point Whether it is modern or ancient, it is common, Qi Lu didn't pay attention, and ended up drinking a lot.
The time was approaching midnight, and after midnight the emperor would "transform", so it was inconvenient to stay up all night, so he broke up the banquet and went back to their tents to rest.
Qi Lu was already so drunk that he lay down on the banquet and fell asleep.When Ji Lin saw it, he couldn't laugh or cry, but he had seen the wine tasted by the Tai Tuo after he was drunk, so in case the Tai Tuo made a splash on the spot, the Son of Heaven hurried over and took Qi Lv away directly while no one was paying attention.
Qi Lu lay obediently in Ji Lin's arms, muttering in his mouth, Ji Lin listened carefully, Qi Lu muttered: "Drink... drink, no one is afraid of anyone, I... I'm not drunk!"
Ji Lin almost laughed out loud, carried Qi Lu into the camp, put him on the couch, pulled the quilt to cover Qi Lu, and as soon as he covered him, Qi Lu "teng!" and sat down on the couch like a corpse. He got up, waved his hand and said, "Don't go! Drink!"
Ji Lin hurriedly supported Qi Lu to prevent him from rolling off the couch, and said comfortingly: "Okay, the widow and the master have a good drink, come on, lie down obediently... yes, take your time, don't knock yourself."
Hearing Ji Lin's deep and gentle voice, Qi Lu yawned indecently, then lay back on his back, and fell asleep on the couch.
Ji Lin pulled the quilt again to cover Qi Lu, and said to Yayangjian: "It's okay, you all go to rest."
Yan Yangjian didn't say much, and quickly backed out.
Ji Lin looked at the time, and there was still a while before midnight, so he sat on the edge of the couch, waiting for Qi Lu to sleep soundly before leaving.
Qi Lv slept soundly, and after falling down, he didn't drink too much. Ji Lin waited for a while, and seeing that he was really fast asleep, he came out of the tent and prepared to go back to the tent of the Son of Heaven. After getting a little dog, he can also take care of the drunk Qi Lu.
The banquet was over, the cups and plates were messed up, and Hua Du drank a lot of wine, but he was very good at drinking, but he was only slightly tipsy. He arrived at the door of his camp, but did not go in. He waved his hands and said, "Let's all go back."
"Yes, Dazai." The maid and followers retreated.
Hua Du didn't enter his camp, but turned a corner and went to Kong Fujia's camp.He walked over, and before he had time to enter Kong Fujia's camp, he saw someone coming out of Kong Fujia's tent. That person was tall and tall, couldn't he be Kong Fujia himself?
It's time to have a baby soon, and I don't know where Kong Fujia is going.
Hua Du squinted his eyes, and after Kong Fujia left, he walked over and stood beside Kong Fujia's tent, and soon a servant came out of the tent, wasn't he the long follower who served Kong Fujia?
Seeing Huadu, the chief immediately saluted and said, "Taizai."
Hua Du nodded, and seemed to be very familiar with Kong Fujia's servant. It turned out that this servant was Hua Du's eyeliner placed beside Kong Fujia!
Hua Du said, "It's so late at night, where is Da Sima going?"
The servant said respectfully: "The villain is going to report this matter to the Dazai! The Dazai didn't know about it, and the emperor secretly ordered the Da Sima, saying that the emperor Taifu was not close to women, and rejected the beauty presented by Marquis Cai." , maybe he is a person who likes to see the south wind, so...so your majesty ordered Da Sima to...to seduce Taifu Qi."
Huadu's expression changed, and he said, "Temptation?"
It turned out that Kong Fujia left the camp so late, and he actually went to do such a shameful thing!
Hua Du squinted his eyes, didn't say a word, suddenly flung his sleeves and left, but he didn't go to his own camp, but to the camp of Young Master Feng.
Young Master Feng had already gone to bed, and when he heard the eunuch's announcement, he got up, put on a dress, and asked the eunuch to bring Huadu in.
Hua Du hurried in, Young Master Feng's complexion was not very good, he usually had a bad appetite, and today he drank alcohol, his stomach was even more uncomfortable, so he fell asleep when he came back, at this time his sleep was disturbed, his face was natural Not good, patiently said: "Father Hua came here in a hurry, what's the matter?"
Hua Du said: "Young master, it's a big deal!"
Governor Hua told Prince Song and Yi that Kong Fujia was going to seduce Qi Lv, and Prince Feng lost all sleepiness in an instant. He sneered and said, "It really seems like my good brother can It’s still so unscrupulous that you can pay attention to it!”
Hua Du cupped his hands and said: "Young Master, Grand Tutor Qi has never been close to female sex. If Da Sima really succeeds and gets close to Tai Tuo, then he is close to the Son of Heaven, and you are one step away from being the king of the Song Dynasty. Also ask the son to decide!"
"No rush." Young Master Feng smiled and said, "Go back, I'll go see the Son of Heaven."
Governor Hua quickly left Young Master Feng's camp. Young Master Feng dressed neatly and went to the emperor's camp. At this time, Ji Lin was about to go to bed, and when it was time for Zi, if he didn't go to bed, he would definitely cause panic if he fell to the ground.
Just as he was about to go to bed, he heard that Young Master Feng was coming, and it was extremely urgent, and it was related to Grand Tutor Qi. When Ji Lin heard that it was related to Qi Lu, he immediately let Young Master Feng in.
After the son Feng paid his respects, he spoke earnestly and told the emperor Song Gong and Yi asked Kong Fujia to seduce Qi Lv to the emperor, and said: "The great Sima of the Song country has left the camp late at night. Father Hua saw it clearly and is going to Go to the Taifu's tent. Son of Heaven, think about it, Da Sima is a martial arts practitioner, and Taifu not only has no martial arts skills, but now he is drunk, lest the cunning person use some indecent means, the Emperor has to Guard."
"Boom!!" Hearing Young Master Feng's words, Ji Lin was so angry that he had never been so angry before, his face darkened instantly, and he said, "Presumptuous, really presumptuous!"
Ji Linqi's eyeballs were red, he took a few breaths, and immediately said, "Stay back, I'm a widow who knows how to behave."
"Yes." Young Master Feng has already filed a complaint, and then respectfully withdrew from the emperor's camp.
Immediately, Ji Lin was like an ant on a hot pot, unable to stay for a moment at all, wishing he could step over to Qi Lu's camp in one step, lest Song Guo resort to any dirty tricks.
However, just as he stood up, his tall body suddenly swayed, and the familiar feeling of dizziness swept over him, followed by the sound of a watchman.
child time...
bang——
Ji Lin couldn't leave the side of the couch, so he tilted and fell down on the couch, falling into a coma...
Qi Lu slept soundly, lying sprawled on the couch.When I fell asleep, I heard the voice of ", 簌 ... 簌簌 ... 簌簌 ...", as if a mater was made, and it sounded for a while, and it was intermittent. .
Qi Lu turned over and sat up against the smell of alcohol, his head was still in a state of confusion, he couldn't wake up from a dream, he seemed to have a jujube in his mouth, and said: "Who... sleeps outside? Little... Lamb? Come and sleep with Taifu, Taifu..."
Qi Lu said something vaguely, became unsteady, and fell on the couch again. The voice outside seemed to be startled by Qi Lu, and suddenly stopped, but still did not come in, and remained stalemate.
Qi Lu struggled to get up from the couch again, his body seemed to be filled with lead, and his head was not very bright. He got off the couch crookedly, wobbly, walked a tortuous route, and walked around several times before coming out of the tent. The action of opening the curtain was obviously just a step, but he lifted it back and forth like a kitten throwing a ball of yarn.
After finally opening it, he staggered under his feet, and the belt of his clothes was unknowingly when, Qi Lu stepped on his own belt, very simply, and jumped out of the tent in an instant.
"Ho-"
Qi Lv threw himself out, "Boom!" He didn't fall to the ground, but fell on a hard object, which made his nose sore and wished he could shed physical tears.
"T-teacher?!"
Qi Lu heard a surprised voice. When he looked up, his eyes were blurred. Because he was drunk, he couldn't recognize him clearly. Qi Lu grabbed the man's front, put his feet on his feet, looked up hard, and leaned over to take a closer look.
Isn't the other party exactly Kong Fujia who was ordered to seduce Qi Lv?
Kong Fujia paced outside Qi Lu's tent for a long time, really not knowing whether he should come in or not.What did you say when you came in?During the period when Kong Fujia was poisoned, Qi Lu personally served the meals. Kong Fujia was very grateful and never had any ill intentions towards Qi Lu. It was a dilemma.
He was pacing like this, but he didn't know that Qi Lu ran out by himself, and plunged into his arms, dragging his clothes, stepping up his feet, Kong Fujia was stunned for a moment, it was clear that he was ordered to seduce Qi Lu Tai Tuo, why...why does it seem to be upside down?
Kong Fujia quickly backed away and distanced himself from Qi Lu. Qi Lu smirked "hehe", he was very drunk and spoke very slowly, and said, "Oh—yes...it's Confucius' old man. Ancestor!"
Kong Fujia: "..." Tai Tuo was so unpredictable that he didn't understand it.
Qi Lvrou
I dreamed that I was eating Roujiamo.The Roujiamo made by Taifu Qi is really fragrant. The outer shell of the steamed bun is burnt yellow, and the stripes are clear, and it feels burnt and crispy. Let the emperor eat a different feeling.
Not to mention that there is still meat in it, the meat bun is bitten down, the bun is crispy and burnt, the meat is satisfying, the saltiness is moderate, the saltiness is delicious, it is very satisfying, especially when it is late at night, when you are asleep I feel like my mouth is full of fluid...
Ji Lin didn't eat enough Roujiamo, she was still sucking on the smell of Roujiamo after falling asleep, and gnawed hard on Roujiamo in her dream, but for some reason, this fragrant and attractive Roujiamo suddenly changed look.
The white and tender buns are as tender as tofu, and have eyes and noses. The more they look, the more they look like Taifu, exuding a delicious temptation.
Ji Lin's Adam's apple slipped quickly, feeling extremely dry, and he felt it was unbearable. His eyes were like bottomless pools, he narrowed his eyes, and suddenly kissed and bit down...
"Son of Heaven... Son of Heaven?"
"My lord, it's time to wake up."
Ji Lin was dreaming of eating Taifu, no, dreaming of eating Roujiamo, suddenly heard someone calling him, and suddenly woke up, he was covered in hot sweat, he took a closer look, it was the eunuch who was serving him, and he behaved properly He said: "Son, today the kings of Cai and Zheng will arrive at the camp of the alliance. I respectfully invite the emperor to get up in the morning."
Ji Lin just woke up from a dream, his back was covered with sweat, and he could still feel it rolling down his back. I don't know if it was because of the dream, but he was a little embarrassed. He quickly pulled the quilt to cover himself, waved and said: "Retire, the widow can wash up by himself."
The eunuch didn't dare to talk too much, and immediately said: "Yes, I will retire."
The eunuchs and maids all retreated, and Ji Lin heaved a sigh of relief. Sitting on the couch, he seemed to recall the "delicious" dream last night, and couldn't help but "Boom!" in his head, it must have been yesterday Followed Qi Lu to listen to the root of the wall, that's why I had this strange dream.
Ji Lin raised his hand, suppressing his frantically beating thoughts, not allowing himself to think too much, but his heart was beating very strongly, as if it was going to break out of the cavity, and the thoughts that were so strong that they broke through the ground became more and more intense. It's obvious.
Ji Lin took two deep breaths, but the more he restrained himself, the more unbelievably he recalled last night's delicious dream. The white and tender buns seemed to have turned into the warm and moist skin of the Taifu...
Today both Caihou and Zheng Bo will come to the Huimeng camp, Qi Lu got up early, struggled to get up from the couch, let the sheep shoulder comb his hair, Qi Lu was stunned, and waited for the wash to finish fully awake.
When Qi Lu came to the emperor's tent, the eunuch greeted him and said with a smile, "Teacher, are you here?"
Qi Lv said: "Please pass it on to me, and I will say that I am asking to see you."
The eunuch smiled and said, "Teacher, you don't know something. The emperor is taking a bath. Please wait for a while."
Qi Lu was a little puzzled, since when did the Son of Heaven have the habit of taking a bath in the morning?He only knew that Gongsun Zi was a clean freak, he had to take a bath in the morning and evening, but he had to take a bath after returning home from outside, but the Son of Heaven didn't have such a clean freak, why did he change his temper today?Could it be to welcome Cai Hou and Zheng Bo?But Cai Hou and Zheng Bo don't have such a big face, let the emperor bathe and burn incense to receive them?
Qi Lu waited outside for a while, thinking that if he knew that the Son of Heaven got up so late, he would talk a little longer.
"哗啦——" with a sound, the curtain was lifted, and Ji Lin came out from inside. Today he was wearing a black emperor's court robe and a black jade crown on his head. Although he did not wear the emperor's crown, he was already very graceful and luxurious. , setting off the tall figure and handsome face, the four-finger-wide belt cinched the strong waist, and the aura of Lianjiazi rushed towards his face.
Qi Lu hurriedly saluted and said, "Lü pays homage to the Son of Heaven."
Seeing Qi Lu, Ji Lin coughed, "Cough..." He stretched out his hand to support Qi Lu, and said, "You don't have to be polite, Tai Tuo."
When Qi Lu was touched by Ji Lin, he immediately trembled. My good fellow, did the Son of Heaven take a cold shower just now? In this scorching summer, it seemed as if he had been fished out of an ice cellar. It was as cold as pork that had just thawed out. !
Ji Lin was still sitting in the tent of the shogunate, and Qi Lu, as the emperor's tutor, was in charge of going to the gate of the camp to meet Zheng Bo and Caihou.
Mr. Zheng Bowu knew him, and he was an old acquaintance. He had met many times before. Zheng Bo came early in the morning. Qi Lu was standing at the gate of the camp when Zheng Bo's car happened to arrive, followed by Dazai Jizhong, driving Slowly stopping at the gate of the Huimeng camp, Zheng Bowusheng got off the cart, smiled amicably, and said, "Wusheng has seen Taifu Qi."
Mr. Zheng Boxu learned a good lesson. After all, due to the matter of his uncle, Mr. Zheng had already fallen into Ji Lin's hands, and the transfer book in Hei Jian's hand was a testimony. Mr. Zheng's countless braids were held in the hands of the emperor Come on, how can you not be good?
This tiger that dominates the Great Zhou, whether it's pretend or real, is now like a huge house cat, with a very respectful and humble attitude.
Qi Lu was exchanging greetings with Zheng Boxuan, when the sound of "Gululu—" the ruts soon approached, and another team came, because the teams from Song and Zheng had already arrived, so there was no need to guess the car. I know it is Cai Guo's team.
Sure enough, the convoy stopped at the gate of the camp, and the monarch of Cai State stepped down from the cart, "haha" laughed, seemingly very hearty, cupped his hands and said, "Teacher Qi! Taifu Qi! Father Tso is so polite!"
It was the first time Qi Lu met the monarch of Cai.The monarch of Cai State called himself Cuofu, there is no mistake, his name is Cuofu, Ji surname, Cai family.Cai Guonai is a Marquis feudal state, and the descendants of Zhou Gongdan can be regarded as well-known in the world.
This father of Cai Houcuo is much older than the other monarchs, with a goatee and a black and white beard. Among the monarchs who came to participate in the alliance, including the emperor Ji Lin, Cai Houcuo's father has the most qualifications old.
Jilin had just ascended the throne for a few months, and Song Gong and Yi were also worthy of ascending the throne. Zheng Boweisheng was the one who had been on the throne for the longest time. After all, he became the monarch of Zheng Guo at the age of 13, but he was not as senior as Cai Guojun.
This father of Cai Houcuo looked very hearty, and laughed when he met him. He was not only very enthusiastic about Qi Lu, but also very enthusiastic about Zheng Guo, his deadly enemy. Cai Houcuo's father took Zheng Boweisheng's hand and said with a smile: "Zheng Gong! It's been a long time! The last time Gu saw Zheng Gong, Zheng Gong was just that big, and now he has changed into this appearance. Gu almost dare not recognize him, hahaha!"
Cai Houcuo's father seemed very straightforward, but his few words made Zheng Boxusheng his junior.
It is true that Cai Houcuo's father is the oldest, has the longest reign, and has the oldest qualifications, but hegemony does not care about your age or beard.
Zheng Bowusheng smiled coldly, and said: "Cai Gong, you are also growing old and strong. I was shocked when I heard that Cai Gong was coming to the alliance. I was also worried that the journey is far away. Cai Gong, you old man, will not be able to bear it. "
When Cai Houcuo's father heard it, Zheng Bowu said he was scolding himself for being old?Immediately his face twitched twice.
Qi Lu watched helplessly as Cai Houcuo's father hinted that Zheng Boxu was born as a child, and Zheng Boxian hinted secretly that Cai Houcuo's father was an old man, so he couldn't help but stand silently and watch them pretending to be a snake, thinking that the king is really good at pretending to save face It is really not easy to call brothers and sisters wearing a pair of trousers and digging pits behind each other's backs.
All the countries of the three alliances have arrived. The day of the alliance has not yet begun, but etiquette must be required. Ji Lin asked Qi Lu to prepare a reception banquet. Just tonight, I will invite the kings of the three countries to a banquet. Before the alliance, let everyone Enthusiasm.
Qi Lu thought to himself, when these three countries meet, isn't it really a pinch before the alliance?
Ji Lin was trying on the clothes for the evening banquet. Although they were all black, the emperor had a lot of red tape, and different occasions required different clothes. The eunuch knelt on the ground and tidied up the clothes for Ji Lin. A few eunuchs adjusted Ji Lin's loose sleeves, and when they heard what Qi Lu said, they laughed and said, "Pinch it, I'm really afraid that they won't do it."
Qi Lu was standing in the corner of the emperor's tent, waiting to go to the banquet with the emperor, his attitude was very respectful, but he secretly glanced at Ji Lin, let alone, Ji Lin is just a clothes rack, the eunuch tidied his clothes, Ji Lin is like a model, no, models may not have his aura.
Today's emperor is getting more and more aura, and he is developing from a small milk dog to a big wolf dog...
Ji Lin and the other eunuchs tidied up their robes and waved the eunuchs away. They seemed to feel that their neckline was too tight. With a "tsk", they hooked their own neckline with their index fingers, as if they were hooking a tie. There is an indescribable mature masculine charm.
Qi Lu sighed for a while, Ji Lin was only under 20 years old, and he was erupting male hormones. Could it be because he was in such a good shape, should he also find time to exercise?
Qi Lu saw that Qi Lu had pulled his neckline into a mess. If he pulled it down again, he might have to wear his clothes again, so he walked over and said, "Son of Heaven, can Lu tidy up for you?"
Ji Lin laughed immediately, turned into a little puppy in an instant, and said coquettishly, "Teacher, come quickly, I'm going to suffocate to death."
Qi Lu raised his hand, tucked Ji Lin's neckline again, loosened it a little, and then flattened the skirt along the neckline, stretching it all the way down, Qi Lu's palm stretched out the crooked black skirt, passing Ji Lin On the chest, Qi Lu thought silently, the chest muscles are so big and stiff, because the silk material is thin and light, you can clearly feel the muscle lines of the emperor, which is enviable!
Qi Lv sighed, and continued to tidy up Ji Lin's clothes, wanting to pin the extra skirts to Ji Lin's belt, but at this moment, with a sound of "snap!", Ji Lin suddenly grabbed Qi Lin. lil hand.
Qi Lv was startled, raised his head strangely, and looked at Ji Lin with a dazed look. Ji Lin's eyes narrowed slightly, no longer the little milk dog just now, but suddenly switched to a big wolf dog, and it was Seeing a wolf dog that was bloody and hungry, Qi Lu had an illusion that he seemed to have done something to anger the emperor?
But I didn't do anything, I just tidied up the emperor's clothes...
Ji Lin felt Qi Lu's palm, and his heart suddenly started beating wildly. The feeling of breaking ground swept his chest again. Ji Lin had an illusion that if Qi Lu's hand really went down a little, something might happen. ...
He subconsciously grasped Qi Lu's palm, squinted his eyes, and stared at the bewildered Taifu.
Qi Lu tentatively said, "Son of Heaven?"
Only then did Ji Lin come back to his senses, coughed, and said, "That's fine, the rest of you can do it yourself."
Qi Lv then stepped aside, Ji Lin didn't dislike the tight neckline at this moment, and quickly tied his own belt. He seemed to feel that the atmosphere was a bit awkward because he suddenly "went crazy", so he changed the subject and said: " Has the Taifu arranged the seats for the banquet?"
Qi Lu smiled, nodded and said, "It's all arranged according to the emperor's order. I'm not afraid that the three monarchs will not fight."
Ji Lin smiled and said, "I really can't wait, I want to take a look."
The two of them tidied up, and it was almost time for the banquet, so they went to the empty place where the banquet was held. The monarchs of the three countries had already arrived, and the scholars and bureaucrats from the three countries came to join the alliance. The emperor hasn't come yet, so he didn't sit down.
Upon closer inspection, the faces of the three monarchs were all different.
No wonder Qi Lu said that he was not afraid that they would not fight.The meeting was arranged by Qi Lv. In order to express the fairness and equality of the emperor, the camp of the emperor was in the middle, surrounded by the camps of the three countries, and no one was more noble than the other.
But now it's all right, you can't sit around in circles at a banquet, so Ji Lin specially asked Qi Lu to arrange the seats for the banquet.The emperor's banquet is the most honorable, at the top.
According to the order of titles, the Duke of Song should be the second, because Song is the duke, then Cai Guo is the noblest, Cai Guo is the marquis, and Zheng Bo is the last, and Zheng Bo is the earl.
However, the emperor asked Qi Lv to prepare the seat, second only to the emperor's honorable seat was the seat of Zheng Boweisheng, which was at the top.Then there are the seats of Song Gong and Yi, in the middle.The last is the seat of Cai Houcuo's father, the last class.
Now the faces of the three monarchs are simply brilliant, colorful and brilliant.
Zheng Bo was born at the top, and Zheng Bo felt that he should be at the top of course. After all, Zheng Guo is powerful, and Zheng Bo is still crowned with the position of Great Zhou Qingshi. In front of everyone, it is only natural to consciously take the first place, and it is well deserved.
But in the eyes of the other two monarchs, Song Gong and Yi are dukes, two ranks higher than Zheng Bo. Still so rampant?
The most unconvinced is Cai Houcuo's father.Logically speaking, Cai Houcuo's father's power is not as strong as that of Zheng Guo, and his title is not as good as that of Song State, so he has nothing to say when he sits at the end, but Cai Houcuo's father feels that he is the oldest, and almost all the monarchs present I can be my own son.I am the oldest in seniority, and they are on the same level as their father. Da Zhou pays the most attention to etiquette, but these brats put themselves last, which is really out of order.
In this way, the three monarchs have their own thoughts, whether they are in opposing camps or in the same camp, everyone has their own thoughts.
Song Gong and Yi took a deep breath, after all, they have not been formally canonized by the emperor, after canonization...
Yi and Yi sneered indiscriminately, just like the previous son Feng's breath, Song Gong and Yi didn't want to come to participate in any alliance, they didn't really respond to the emperor's call, they planned to find a random person after the emperor granted him the title. Reason to sneak out.
Song Gong and Yi planned this, and while toasting the emperor, they raised their wine glasses and ear cups, and said with a smile: "Emperor, the emperor is a young and talented man who defeated the army of the emperor and was as brave as thunder. He is really a role model for us. I admire the barbarians so much, and I respect the emperor with the barbarians."
Ji Lin smiled faintly, and said: "Duke Song's words are serious. Duke Song responded to my call and came to join the alliance. I am also deeply honored. I respect Duke Song."
Song Gong and Yi hurriedly said modestly: "As a courtier, Yu Yi responded to the emperor's call. Isn't this a matter of course? Yu Yi only did what he was supposed to do, how dare he accept the emperor's toast, and still respect you Son of Heaven!"
Qi Lv found out that the respect came and went. Song Gong and Yi are flatterers, and they are very good at patting horses. Speaking of which, Song Gong and Yi and Young Master Feng are really brothers. Insidious and cunning, almost in the same vein!
After Song Gong toasted with Yi, he turned to the main topic and said respectfully: "Son of Heaven, Yu Yi was ordered in the face of danger. He is worthy to be the king of Song. He is young and has no qualifications. I have received the love of the emperor, so... I have an unfeeling request with the barbarians. I want to ask the emperor to accept the title for the barbarians before the alliance. What do you mean?"
Song Gong and Yi did not seize power and overstep the superior position, he was justifiably superior, so there was no accident that the emperor was not canonized, logically speaking, the emperor should be canonized and Yi, there is nothing to say, who let the son Feng's father justify the title of monarch Did it pass to Yu Yi?
The Son of Heaven smiled slightly, and at this moment, Young Master Feng stood up suddenly. Song Gong and Yi saw him standing up, wondering if it had become a conditioned reflex, and immediately took half a step back, very alert.
Young Master Feng's pale face looked even paler and perverted under the daytime lights of the banquet. With a cruel smile on his lips, he cupped his hands and said, "Father, according to what Feng saw, the canonization of the Song Kingdom is a The affairs of the Song State, and the alliance is a matter of the world, how can the Song State's own affairs be placed before the affairs of the world? Isn't this an inversion of importance?"
When he said this, Song Gong and Yi's expressions immediately sank. The young master Feng was clearly against him. Zheng Boxu saw that the Song State had always been at odds with them, and Song Gong and Yi could not be canonized smoothly. , so he should also say: "Mr. Wu seconded the proposal."
Ji Lin had already learned from Young Master Feng that Song Gong and Yi were careful, and of course they would not be the first to confer titles on Song Gong, so he followed their words and said, "Since you all feel that you should put the affairs of the world first , then first wronged and wronged Song Gong, and canonized after the alliance."
Song Gong and Yi gritted their teeth, but they didn't dare to make a sound, so they could only swallow the broken teeth and said with a dry smile: "The Son of Heaven... the Son of Heaven's words are serious, how could it be, would it be that you were wronged? I don't know the importance of Yiyi, and I am biased."
Song Gong and Yi met bad luck at the banquet, touched their noses, and did not dare to say anything more. Although Cai Houcuo's father and Song Gong and Yi were in the same camp, but seeing Song Gong suffer, he He didn't step forward to make fun of himself, and simply shrank aside without saying a word.
After drinking for three rounds, everyone began to stand up to toast, and the ministers and officials from various countries also began to chat. Qi Lu was sitting on the seat, and saw someone walking towards him. Isn't it the hearty father Cai Houcuo?
Cai Houcuo's father was accompanied by two young women, one was so charming and so turbulent that it was about to spurt out of his clothes, Qi Lv took a look and dared not look again, the other had a slender and exquisite figure, the two young Women are different.
Cai Houcuo's father is very familiar, holding Qi Lu's hand without letting go, Qi Lu's eyelids twitched wildly, he doesn't like being touched by others, especially strangers, but he couldn't pull it back , I had to laugh twice.
Cai Houcuo's father smiled and said: "Teacher Qi, I heard that the Taifu is very frugal. He is really a role model for us. There is only one housekeeper and one riding slave in the mansion, and there is no maid to serve him. Isn't that right? Gu is really distressed." It's very special, and I specially brought two maids to serve Qi Taifu."
As he spoke, he also glanced at the two young women behind him. The two women immediately understood and came forward to pay their respects. With a soft voice and a long ending, they said softly, "Meet the Tai Tu——"
Hearing the two women's shouts, Qi Lu felt that his bones were almost weak, as if he had a cramp, wishing he could twist eighteen bends.
These two women are quite good-looking, but Qi Lu knew at a glance, isn't this a well-used beauty trick? Father Cai Houcuo seems to want to use female sex to corrupt Qi Lu. If this beauty is accepted, I'm afraid Endless troubles, in a word, very troublesome!
Qi Lu smiled slightly and said, "Thank you Mr. Cai for your kindness, it's just..."
Cai Houcuo's father was taken aback, unexpectedly, Qi Lv had something to say, so he was unmoved.
Qi Lu smiled and said: "Mr. Cai, you don't know something. Although Lu is the emperor's tutor,...the food in this family is only enough to support a housekeeper and a riding slave. Any more is not enough to eat, so These two young ladies, Li can only thank you."
Cai Houcuo's father never expected that Qi Lv would not accept the trap of beauty, and he was so reckless that he got frustrated and left soon.
Song Gong and Yi sat on the side, listening to Cai Houcuo's father and Qi Lu with their ears open. Hearing that Qi Lu rejected Cai Hou's beautiful woman, he couldn't help sneering. When he asked for the canonization of the Son of Heaven, Cai Hou looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and he was clearly in the same camp, but he didn't speak well of him. So now that Cai Hou has a bad nose, Song Gong and Yi gloated.
Song Gong and Yi narrowed their eyes, as if they were thinking about something, and said to Kong Fujia who was beside him, "Did Sima and Taifu Qi get along well these days?"
Father Kong Jia suddenly heard Song Gong's question, but he didn't know what it meant, so he cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty has learned from you, humble general..."
Song Gong and Yi raised their hands and said: "Don't worry about Da Sima, I just want to know, what is the emperor's Taifu... What do you like in daily life? Cute and beautiful? Or money?"
Kong Fujia thought for a while, then said in a deep voice: "This... I don't seem to have heard that Taifu Qi loves women. These days in the camp, I have never seen Taifu Qi doting on any women. He is always alone. , and I don’t like to see money very much, if I say it, the Taifu really likes cooking, and he would go to the dining room when he is free on weekdays.”
Song Gong and Yi are really unheard of. Which respectable person likes to cook meals?That's what low-level people do.
Song Gong and Yi asked again: "Who is Taifu Qi close to on weekdays?"
Kong Fujia thought about it again. If it is said to be close, Qi Lu is very close to everyone, because Qi Lu is usually very righteous, except for a little dark belly, he has no official airs. Qi Lu became one.
But if you say the most affectionate...
Kong Fujia cupped his hands and said: "Back to the emperor, if you say that you are the closest, the Taifu and the emperor must be the closest."
"Oh?" Song Gong and Yi seemed to be interested, and said, "Son of Heaven?"
Kong Fujia nodded and said: "Exactly, the emperor loves and trusts the Taifu very much. Several times, the humble general saw the emperor enter the dining room and help the Taifu prepare the meals. He has no airs of the emperor at all. More than that, the Taifu's rationale There is no need for a drug test for the food, the emperor will directly eat it, presumably he trusts the grand master very much."
Song Gong and Yi turned their eyes. As monarchs, no matter how much they can trust a person, there is a limit. Song Gong and Yi are such suspicious monarchs. The trust of the emperor in Qi Lu has obviously exceeded this limit, and Duke Song and Yi just saw that Qi Lu rejected the two stunning beauties sent by Marquis Cai, and they couldn't help being moved.
Is it...
The dignified Taifu is a person who is not close to women and loves the south wind?
Song Gong and Yi thought about this, their eyes turned again, and suddenly they turned their eyes on Kong Fujia who was beside him, chuckled lightly, and said, "Da Sima, I know that you are loyal. All the people in the middle and the bottom are not convinced by Gu, only Da Sima is doing everything possible to defend him."
Kong Fujia suddenly heard him mention these things, he was a little surprised, and said: "Your Majesty's words are serious, this is what humble people should do."
Song Gong and Yi said again: "Even so, there is one more thing to do. Please help Da Sima."
"Please tell me, Your Majesty." Kong Fujia didn't even think about it, and said, "The humble general will never refuse to die."
Song Gong and Yi chuckled, and said: "Actually, it's not a difficult task. There is absolutely no need for Da Sima Wan to die, but it is a beautiful thing. Da Sima, come here."
The more Kong Fujia heard it, the more strange he felt, and he still listened respectfully. After Song Gong and Yi said a few words, Kong Fujia's face changed "shua!", as if a little shocked, a little unbelievable, and a little unsuccessful struggle.
There were a lot of people toasting at the banquet, and everyone knew that Qi Lu was a big celebrity in front of today's eyes, so the officials of the three countries came to toast, Qi Lu didn't intend to drink too much, but if he didn't drink, he would lose face, that's the point Whether it is modern or ancient, it is common, Qi Lu didn't pay attention, and ended up drinking a lot.
The time was approaching midnight, and after midnight the emperor would "transform", so it was inconvenient to stay up all night, so he broke up the banquet and went back to their tents to rest.
Qi Lu was already so drunk that he lay down on the banquet and fell asleep.When Ji Lin saw it, he couldn't laugh or cry, but he had seen the wine tasted by the Tai Tuo after he was drunk, so in case the Tai Tuo made a splash on the spot, the Son of Heaven hurried over and took Qi Lv away directly while no one was paying attention.
Qi Lu lay obediently in Ji Lin's arms, muttering in his mouth, Ji Lin listened carefully, Qi Lu muttered: "Drink... drink, no one is afraid of anyone, I... I'm not drunk!"
Ji Lin almost laughed out loud, carried Qi Lu into the camp, put him on the couch, pulled the quilt to cover Qi Lu, and as soon as he covered him, Qi Lu "teng!" and sat down on the couch like a corpse. He got up, waved his hand and said, "Don't go! Drink!"
Ji Lin hurriedly supported Qi Lu to prevent him from rolling off the couch, and said comfortingly: "Okay, the widow and the master have a good drink, come on, lie down obediently... yes, take your time, don't knock yourself."
Hearing Ji Lin's deep and gentle voice, Qi Lu yawned indecently, then lay back on his back, and fell asleep on the couch.
Ji Lin pulled the quilt again to cover Qi Lu, and said to Yayangjian: "It's okay, you all go to rest."
Yan Yangjian didn't say much, and quickly backed out.
Ji Lin looked at the time, and there was still a while before midnight, so he sat on the edge of the couch, waiting for Qi Lu to sleep soundly before leaving.
Qi Lv slept soundly, and after falling down, he didn't drink too much. Ji Lin waited for a while, and seeing that he was really fast asleep, he came out of the tent and prepared to go back to the tent of the Son of Heaven. After getting a little dog, he can also take care of the drunk Qi Lu.
The banquet was over, the cups and plates were messed up, and Hua Du drank a lot of wine, but he was very good at drinking, but he was only slightly tipsy. He arrived at the door of his camp, but did not go in. He waved his hands and said, "Let's all go back."
"Yes, Dazai." The maid and followers retreated.
Hua Du didn't enter his camp, but turned a corner and went to Kong Fujia's camp.He walked over, and before he had time to enter Kong Fujia's camp, he saw someone coming out of Kong Fujia's tent. That person was tall and tall, couldn't he be Kong Fujia himself?
It's time to have a baby soon, and I don't know where Kong Fujia is going.
Hua Du squinted his eyes, and after Kong Fujia left, he walked over and stood beside Kong Fujia's tent, and soon a servant came out of the tent, wasn't he the long follower who served Kong Fujia?
Seeing Huadu, the chief immediately saluted and said, "Taizai."
Hua Du nodded, and seemed to be very familiar with Kong Fujia's servant. It turned out that this servant was Hua Du's eyeliner placed beside Kong Fujia!
Hua Du said, "It's so late at night, where is Da Sima going?"
The servant said respectfully: "The villain is going to report this matter to the Dazai! The Dazai didn't know about it, and the emperor secretly ordered the Da Sima, saying that the emperor Taifu was not close to women, and rejected the beauty presented by Marquis Cai." , maybe he is a person who likes to see the south wind, so...so your majesty ordered Da Sima to...to seduce Taifu Qi."
Huadu's expression changed, and he said, "Temptation?"
It turned out that Kong Fujia left the camp so late, and he actually went to do such a shameful thing!
Hua Du squinted his eyes, didn't say a word, suddenly flung his sleeves and left, but he didn't go to his own camp, but to the camp of Young Master Feng.
Young Master Feng had already gone to bed, and when he heard the eunuch's announcement, he got up, put on a dress, and asked the eunuch to bring Huadu in.
Hua Du hurried in, Young Master Feng's complexion was not very good, he usually had a bad appetite, and today he drank alcohol, his stomach was even more uncomfortable, so he fell asleep when he came back, at this time his sleep was disturbed, his face was natural Not good, patiently said: "Father Hua came here in a hurry, what's the matter?"
Hua Du said: "Young master, it's a big deal!"
Governor Hua told Prince Song and Yi that Kong Fujia was going to seduce Qi Lv, and Prince Feng lost all sleepiness in an instant. He sneered and said, "It really seems like my good brother can It’s still so unscrupulous that you can pay attention to it!”
Hua Du cupped his hands and said: "Young Master, Grand Tutor Qi has never been close to female sex. If Da Sima really succeeds and gets close to Tai Tuo, then he is close to the Son of Heaven, and you are one step away from being the king of the Song Dynasty. Also ask the son to decide!"
"No rush." Young Master Feng smiled and said, "Go back, I'll go see the Son of Heaven."
Governor Hua quickly left Young Master Feng's camp. Young Master Feng dressed neatly and went to the emperor's camp. At this time, Ji Lin was about to go to bed, and when it was time for Zi, if he didn't go to bed, he would definitely cause panic if he fell to the ground.
Just as he was about to go to bed, he heard that Young Master Feng was coming, and it was extremely urgent, and it was related to Grand Tutor Qi. When Ji Lin heard that it was related to Qi Lu, he immediately let Young Master Feng in.
After the son Feng paid his respects, he spoke earnestly and told the emperor Song Gong and Yi asked Kong Fujia to seduce Qi Lv to the emperor, and said: "The great Sima of the Song country has left the camp late at night. Father Hua saw it clearly and is going to Go to the Taifu's tent. Son of Heaven, think about it, Da Sima is a martial arts practitioner, and Taifu not only has no martial arts skills, but now he is drunk, lest the cunning person use some indecent means, the Emperor has to Guard."
"Boom!!" Hearing Young Master Feng's words, Ji Lin was so angry that he had never been so angry before, his face darkened instantly, and he said, "Presumptuous, really presumptuous!"
Ji Linqi's eyeballs were red, he took a few breaths, and immediately said, "Stay back, I'm a widow who knows how to behave."
"Yes." Young Master Feng has already filed a complaint, and then respectfully withdrew from the emperor's camp.
Immediately, Ji Lin was like an ant on a hot pot, unable to stay for a moment at all, wishing he could step over to Qi Lu's camp in one step, lest Song Guo resort to any dirty tricks.
However, just as he stood up, his tall body suddenly swayed, and the familiar feeling of dizziness swept over him, followed by the sound of a watchman.
child time...
bang——
Ji Lin couldn't leave the side of the couch, so he tilted and fell down on the couch, falling into a coma...
Qi Lu slept soundly, lying sprawled on the couch.When I fell asleep, I heard the voice of ", 簌 ... 簌簌 ... 簌簌 ...", as if a mater was made, and it sounded for a while, and it was intermittent. .
Qi Lu turned over and sat up against the smell of alcohol, his head was still in a state of confusion, he couldn't wake up from a dream, he seemed to have a jujube in his mouth, and said: "Who... sleeps outside? Little... Lamb? Come and sleep with Taifu, Taifu..."
Qi Lu said something vaguely, became unsteady, and fell on the couch again. The voice outside seemed to be startled by Qi Lu, and suddenly stopped, but still did not come in, and remained stalemate.
Qi Lu struggled to get up from the couch again, his body seemed to be filled with lead, and his head was not very bright. He got off the couch crookedly, wobbly, walked a tortuous route, and walked around several times before coming out of the tent. The action of opening the curtain was obviously just a step, but he lifted it back and forth like a kitten throwing a ball of yarn.
After finally opening it, he staggered under his feet, and the belt of his clothes was unknowingly when, Qi Lu stepped on his own belt, very simply, and jumped out of the tent in an instant.
"Ho-"
Qi Lv threw himself out, "Boom!" He didn't fall to the ground, but fell on a hard object, which made his nose sore and wished he could shed physical tears.
"T-teacher?!"
Qi Lu heard a surprised voice. When he looked up, his eyes were blurred. Because he was drunk, he couldn't recognize him clearly. Qi Lu grabbed the man's front, put his feet on his feet, looked up hard, and leaned over to take a closer look.
Isn't the other party exactly Kong Fujia who was ordered to seduce Qi Lv?
Kong Fujia paced outside Qi Lu's tent for a long time, really not knowing whether he should come in or not.What did you say when you came in?During the period when Kong Fujia was poisoned, Qi Lu personally served the meals. Kong Fujia was very grateful and never had any ill intentions towards Qi Lu. It was a dilemma.
He was pacing like this, but he didn't know that Qi Lu ran out by himself, and plunged into his arms, dragging his clothes, stepping up his feet, Kong Fujia was stunned for a moment, it was clear that he was ordered to seduce Qi Lu Tai Tuo, why...why does it seem to be upside down?
Kong Fujia quickly backed away and distanced himself from Qi Lu. Qi Lu smirked "hehe", he was very drunk and spoke very slowly, and said, "Oh—yes...it's Confucius' old man. Ancestor!"
Kong Fujia: "..." Tai Tuo was so unpredictable that he didn't understand it.
Qi Lvrou
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