spring and autumn officials
Chapter 35
"Beef... sirloin!"
Qi Lu was drunk, and while speaking, he poked Ji Lin's abdominal muscles with his hand, and grabbed the small dagger with the other hand, and slapped Ji Lin's abdominal muscles twice with the small dagger, as if picking melons Generally speaking: "This beef brisket, just... just eat it fatter! Otherwise... otherwise it will have no oily smell, it is too, too firewood, it is not good!"
Ji Lin couldn't laugh or cry, at the last moment, he felt a strange charm, but in an instant, he quickly put aside Qi Lv's picky hand and small dagger, gathered up his torn clothes, and said: " Taifu, drink..." Drunk.
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly "hissed..." he took a deep breath and opened his eyes suddenly, because Qi Lu had suddenly rushed up and hugged Ji Lin's shoulders and necks, and the two of them fell to the ground. Fits tightly with almost no gaps.
The next moment, Qi Lu opened his mouth and bit Ji Lin's neck.
Ji Lin shuddered from the pain, and all the charms really flew away, so he said quickly: "Teacher, let go!"
Qi Lv took a bite, said "Bah bah" twice, wiped his mouth, and said, "It's too old! This meat is not fresh, it's old and old!"
Ji Lin was bitten inexplicably, and he stretched out his hand to touch it, hoping to feel the unevenness of the tooth marks. Qi Lu really bit hard, but he didn't really bite through, let alone the pain, Qi Lu unexpectedly He also commented on himself, disliked himself for being old, and gritted his teeth.
Ji Lin was so angry and funny, he didn't know what kind of temper he was, and said: "Teacher, sober up, good boy, stop making trouble."
Ji Lin supported Qi Lu, and the two got up from the ground.As soon as Ji Lin stood up, the clothes were torn by Qi Lu. It was really shameful, so he quickly closed them with his hands. When he raised his head, Qi Lu suddenly ran away!
That's right, he ran away.
Qi Lu was drunk, but his running speed was very fast, like a bumper car in a children's paradise, staggering forward in a curve, stumbling all the way, Ji Lin just didn't pay attention, and Qi Lu had already run a long way.
"Teacher!" Ji Lin hurriedly tucked his robe casually, fearing that Qi Lu's feet would be empty, and he would throw himself into the water, relying on his long legs to chase after him.
Qi Lv seemed to feel that someone was chasing him. He looked back at Ji Lin as he ran, and then ran even faster. While running, he drank and said, "There is... a dog is chasing me."
Ji Lin: "..."
Ji Lin was really pissed off by Qi Lu, the dignified son of heaven, although he would turn into a little dog after midnight, but now he looks like a son of heaven, Qi Lu even said that the one chasing him was a dog.
Ji Lin thought to himself, when Qi Lu is caught, he must be dealt with properly, but...he has to wait until he is caught.
Qi Lv ran all the way, specially going to remote places. Fortunately, it was late at this time, and the canonization banquet was very grand, so the palace people went to help. Fu Yiyi's "hey hey hey" scene...
Qi Lu drank too much, he felt dizzy, his head was very slow, and there was a black shadow chasing him behind him, like a big dog, huge in size, and very ferocious, if he was caught up , he is likely to be bitten by a dog!
Apart from being troublesome, Qi Lu was also very afraid of pain, so he didn't dare to stop, and ran forward with all his strength, for fear that a big wolf dog would jump up and bite him.
In this run, he ran to the vicinity of the bus station.Lu Yangjian and Shi Hou hadn't left yet, and Lu Yangjian didn't know when Qi Lu would leave the banquet, so he waited conscientiously here, and Shi Hou couldn't leave him alone, so they waited together at the bus station.
Shi Hou planned to chat with Lu Yangjian, but he didn't know that Lu Yangjian seemed to be a man of few words, but in reality he was even less talkative, he didn't like talking very much, and he didn't talk to Shi Hou.
In the past, Shi Hou was the master, and Lu Yangjian was a slave, but now it's the other way around, and he has no position to let Lu Yangjian do anything.Shi Hou rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "It's getting late, the housekeeper hasn't had dinner yet, I don't think the grand master will come back for a while, why don't we go have dinner together?"
Li Yangjian said lightly: "I'm not hungry yet, Shiqi slave can go and have dinner by himself."
Shi Hou was blocked, but he didn't feel annoyed, he leaned closer to the sheep shoulder, and said: "The housekeeper is not hungry yet? Hou is very hungry."
As he spoke, he approached the neck of the lamb's shoulder, sniffed it lightly, and said, "This lamb is extremely delicious. I wonder if Hou has such a good taste?"
Li Yangjian felt Shihou's hot air spewing on his neck, which made him tremble, subconsciously shrunk his neck, stretched out his hand to rest on Shihou's chest, his eyes shook slightly, under the moonlight, that thin appearance really It looks like a little sheep.
Shi Hou didn't give Li Yangjian a chance to refuse, just as he was about to continue beating the snake with the stick, he heard "russling" footsteps, as if someone was running fast, coming towards them.
Shi Hou felt a "boom!" on his back, and was punched hard in the back of the chest. Although the strength was not very strong, Shi Hou was a martial arts practitioner and not delicate. The pain was nothing, but it was nothing I was beaten for no reason, and I was still full of anger.
Shi Hou glared and turned his head. His expression was very gloomy. He stared at a pair of dark eyes. When he turned his head, he met Qi Taifu's drunken, abnormally red face. The red color spread all the way to Qi Taifu. Fu's collar.
Shi Hou was shocked and said, "Teacher?"
Qi Lu was still raising his fists, he was the one who hit the punch just now without a doubt, and got the stolen goods, so he heard Qi Lu say with his tongue out, "Stinky...stinky dog! How dare you pick my...family's sheep!"
Li Yangjian was taken aback, his face was flushed, Shi Hou was spoiled, so he wiped his face dryly, and said helplessly, "Teacher, how much did you drink to get this drunk?"
"Ben...Ben Taifu..." Qi Lu swayed: "No, drunk!"
"Teacher!" Qi Lu had just finished speaking before he was drunk, and he shouted loudly, seeing that Qi Lu's knees softened and he was about to sit on the ground.
Shi Hou is a practitioner, with sharp eyesight and quick hands, he picked up Qi Lu. Qi Lu seemed to have no bones, and leaned limply on Shi Hou, feeling that someone was helping him, so he stretched out his hand to hook Shi Hou's neck, and lifted Shi Hou. Treated as a walking stick, he climbed up with all his strength, and murmured, "Help, help Taifu up, Taifu... Taifu can still drink!"
When Ji Lin chased up from behind, he saw Qi Lu's hands hooked around Shi Hou's neck, which seemed to be very intimate, and his cheek was still nestled on Shi Hou's shoulder.In fact, Qi Lu was climbing up with Shi Hou's strength, but from Ji Lin's point of view, the two of them were almost kissing each other.
Ji Lin's heart suddenly sank, and for some reason, his face sank. He strode over and hugged Qi Lu who was hanging on Shi Hou's body.
Suddenly someone came out and snatched the Tai Tuo away. After a closer look, Yi Yangjian saw that it was the Son of Heaven!
Yi Yangjian hurriedly saluted and said, "My minister pays homage to the Son of Heaven."
Just now I was surprised, so I didn't look carefully, but now I looked at it so carefully under the moonlight, I was shocked, and I wanted to suspect that there was something wrong with my tricks.
Because the emperor's clothes were disheveled, his emperor's outer robe was torn, and his inner garment was also torn open, with the edges exposed, revealing a large chest. Not only that, there was a deep tooth mark on the emperor's neck, which looked like It's extremely ambiguous, as if some passionate person made a passionate move towards the emperor.
"Cough!" Ji Lin noticed that Yang Yangjian was looking at him in shock, coughed, and said very honestly: "The Tai Tuo is drunk, so he will stay overnight in the palace today. You can go back and enter the palace tomorrow. Just come to pick up the master."
There was a bit of rust in the head of Yi Yangjian, and he couldn't react to what was going on for a while, so he stammered, "Yes, yes, I respect you."
Ji Lin didn't talk nonsense anymore, and picked up Qi Lu who was drunk. His arms were amazing, his arms were strong, his muscles bulged, and he held Qi Lu firmly in his arms, as if his weight was not worth anything at all.
Qi Lu was so drunk that he struggled back and forth in Ji Lin's arms and turned over, muttering, "Uh...head, headache."
Ji Lin was completely helpless, and said: "Good boy, drink the hangover soup for a while, and sleep for another night, and you won't feel bad when you wake up tomorrow morning."
Ji Lin sighed again and said, "How can you not get a headache after drinking so much?"
After saying that, he hugged Qi Lu and left, leaving behind the stunned and unresponsive Mu Yangjian and Shi Hou with an unpredictable expression.Shi Hou chuckled and said, "It's interesting, it's really interesting."
Qi Lu was taken away by Ji Lin, did you think he would be safe?Far from it.
After Qi Lu was drunk, his fighting power was incomparably astonishing. Don't look at the Taifu who is usually respectful and a very clear person, but when he was drunk, he was really reckless. He was held in Ji Lin's arms and hugged him Rubbing his waist, he muttered: "My good brother, why is your waist so thick all of a sudden?"
When Ji Lin heard it, his forehead twitched wildly, "Good brother"?Qi Lu's sworn brothers, isn't that offering sacrifices to teeth?Qi Lv even dreamed of sacrificial teeth when he was dreaming?Ji Lin felt a little sour in his heart, and wondered if the Tai Tuo dreamed about himself or not.
Qi Lu muttered again: "My dear brother, how did you train your abs? Hurry up... teach me, I... I want to train 18 yuan and a piece of abs!"
18 yuan?Ji Lin couldn't help laughing, is it really beef brisket? He even wanted 18 yuan, Tai Tu is really a greedy person.
Qi Lu was talking about a good brother, but he didn't know that it was such a coincidence that the voice of "good brother! I want to find a good brother" came from a distance.When Ji Lin heard it, his head hurt even more. Isn't this voice Old Zheng Cheng's tyrant sacrificial tooth?
Sure enough, Ji Ya was also drunk, he had always been a bad drinker, but now he was drunk again, stumbling around, not to mention, good brother and good brother's wine quality is generally the same, both people and gods are angry.
Gongsunzi chased after him, trying to persuade him, Ji Ya insisted on finding a good brother, shouting: "Don't... don't stop me! I want to find... find a good brother! A good brother!"
Although Qi Lu was drunk, he heard someone calling him in his ears, so he raised his head from Ji Lin's embrace, "Huh?" and said, "Ya, Yaya!"
When Ji Lin heard this, good guy, how dare you give me your teeth?In addition to being a good brother, he even gave birth to a nickname.
Qi Lu and Ji Ya heard each other's voice from a long distance away, Qi Lu struggled like a small fish out of water, and wanted to jump out of Ji Lin's arms, but Ji Lin couldn't hold him down at all, and was afraid of making him The brute force hurt Qi Lu, so he had no choice but to let go.
Qi Lu immediately rushed to Ji Ya, and Ji Ya vaguely saw his good brother, so the two quickly met, "baji" embraced each other, hugging each other tightly, like brothers reunited after a long absence.
Qi Lu said vaguely: "My dear brother, why are you losing weight again? Where are your abdominal muscles?"
Ji Ya doesn't have abdominal muscles at all, just now it was the emperor Ji Lin, Qi Lu recognized the wrong person, and was completely drunk, Ji Ya looked distressed, and said: "My good brother, you, too, lost weight..."
The two wine lunatics, and even Wu lunatics, hugged each other tightly, and neither of them let go. Both Ji Lin and Gongsunzi were in a dilemma, and Gongsunzi had noticed that there was a bite mark on the emperor's neck, and his clothes were returned. It's so messed up that I can't even see it. I'm afraid I'll be punished if I look at it any more.
Gongsunzi hurried over to beat the mandarin ducks, forcibly separated the good brother and brother who had been reunited for a long time, supported the sacrificial tooth and said, "Hey, stop making trouble, let's go back to the post."
"No...no! I'm going to sleep with... my good brother tonight, sleep!"
When Qi Lu heard that Ji Ya was going to sleep with him, he immediately smirked "hehehe", and rushed over to hug Ji Ya again.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ji Lin grabbed Qi Lu, Qi Lu simply "will not refuse anyone", hugged Ji Lin directly, touched his abdominal muscles, and said: "Wow... good brother, your abdominal muscles, abdominal muscles The muscles are back again, strong, so strong..."
Ji Lin was a little embarrassed by his touch, and his clothes were messed up, so he quickly hugged Qi Lu again and said, "Teacher, don't make trouble, just sleep well."
Both Ji Lin and Gongsunzi managed to separate the two, and Gongsunzi hurriedly pretended not to see anything. He had a plan in his mind, and immediately went to the bus station with the sacrificial teeth on his shoulders.
Ji Ya was held on his shoulder by him, kicking his legs and shaking his hands, yelling indiscriminately: "Put me down... put me down... believe it or not, believe it or not, I will bite you!"
"Hiss..." Gongsunzi felt a sharp pain in his neck, squeezed his chin, and said, "You bit me again, huh? Let's see how we can deal with you when we go back."
Ji Lin finally succeeded in "smuggling" Qi Lv back to the palace. The eunuchs and maids in the palace were all dumbfounded, but Ji Lin didn't let them wait on him and said, "Let's all go down."
"Yes." Everyone agreed, and quickly retreated, leaving only Qi Lu and Ji Lin in the imperial room.
Qi Lv fell on the couch and couldn't rest for a moment, and immediately got up again, as if he was pretending to be a tumbler.He got up, scrambled under the couch, staggered to sit on the mat, and grabbed the wine glass and earcups on the desk.
Ji Lin thought he was thirsty. After all the fuss for so long, he must be very thirsty. How could Qi Lu not be thirsty? Hehe" smiled, and said: "Okay...it looks good, this looks good, I like it!" Then he stuffed the wine glass and earcups into his sleeve robe.
After Qi Lu snatched away the emperor's cup, he stood up again and saw the longbow hanging on the wall. It was an ornament, and the carved patterns were very exquisite. He still put it in his arms, the longbow is so big, how could it be possible to carry it?Qi Lu was not reconciled, so he put the longbow on his back, patted his chest, and said, "It's... pretty, and I like it too."
After that, Qi Lv collected all the valuables in the imperial room, put them in his arms and sleeves, filled them full, as if he was holding a big watermelon in his arms, and walked with a "boom, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!" "It rang straight, and it leaked down while walking.
Ji Lin said helplessly: "Well, well, they all belong to the Taifu. If the Taifu likes it, I will give it to the Taifu." As he said, he helped Qi Lu pick up the decorations that fell on the ground, and put them all on the table and said, "It's all from the Taifu, and it's all here."
Ji Lin helped Qi Lu put away the "Min Zhi Min Gao" he had found, but Qi Lu smiled "hehe", and suddenly put his hands on Ji Lin's face.
Ji Lin was still laying out the "treasures", but Qi Lu suddenly held his cheeks. Ji Lin has a good figure and a small face, and the proportion of his head and body is against the sky. It was still bigger, and Qi Lu's hands were not wide enough, so he felt a little hard to hold Ji Lin's cheek.
Although it was so hard, Qi Lu still held it, and leaned over with a smile, little by little.
For a moment, Ji Lin held his breath, and slowly watched Qi Lu's face gradually expand in front of him, becoming clearer and clearer, and after reaching the extreme, it began to become blurred again. The distance is too close, and the safe distance has been broken, so it becomes more and more blurred.
Ji Lin could even feel the heat from Qi Taifu's mouth, with a burning aroma of wine, spraying between Ji Lin's lips.
Qi Lu smiled and said, "Hey! This... handsome, I also... like it! Mine..."
Bang Bang!
Ji Lin's heartbeat soared rapidly, as if a horse team ran in his head, "rumbling" came with the sound of Juechen, and the dust was flying, blinding the emperor's consciousness for a while, and he couldn't think of anything.
Just then...
squeak-
There was a very light sound, as if the door was being opened, and Ji Lin's consciousness was immediately pulled over. He narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Who?"
"Yes... it's the servant girl." A slender figure came in from the door of the imperial room, knelt down on the ground quickly, held a Chengpan in both hands, held it above his head, and said, "My maidservant, see Taifu Qi is drunk, I am afraid that Taifu will have a bad hangover tomorrow, so he brought a bean hangover soup privately, and please... also ask the emperor to punish him."
Ji Lin let out a "cough" and put some distance away from Qi Lu. Qi Lu was still drunk and unconscious, and his body softened, "Boom!" He fell directly into Ji Lin's arms, as if he didn't even know that he was teasing him just now. the emperor.
Seeing the hangover soup, Ji Lin's expression softened a little, and he said, "If you want to, keep the hangover soup, and you can step back."
"Yes." Yan Si agreed in a low voice, put the hangover soup on the table full of Qi Taifu's treasures, then retreated respectfully, and closed the door of the imperial room.
Qi Lu had a dream.
He dreamed that he was drunk and called the emperor a dog, and slapped the emperor's abdominal muscles with a small dagger, saying that the emperor's abdominal muscles were fat beef brisket.Far more than that, he also tore the emperor's clothes, ransacked the emperor's imperial room, stuffed all valuable things into his arms, and swept them all away.
"hiss……"
Qi Lu groaned in a low voice, he had a headache that hurt like hell, his stomach was uncomfortable, and the sadness of the hangover spread, making Qi Lu feel weak all over.
Enduring the hangover headache, Qi Lu opened his eyes in a daze, thanking himself for a moment, he had a wild and wanton dream, fortunately it was a dream, otherwise he would really point fingers at the emperor, and even sweep the emperor's imperial court, it would be more than just Kill the head, maybe even exterminate the clan!Although Qi Lu has no family...
Qi Lu was so thankful, rubbing his forehead, and slowly sat up from the couch, the first thing he saw was the clothes all over the place, the outer robes, inner clothes, and belts were flying all over the sky, it was an unsightly mess!
Qi Lu was taken aback for a moment, it is summer now, and summer clothes are very thin, so it is not possible to wear so many clothes. After a closer look, there are not only plain inner clothes, but also black inner clothes!Isn't that the clothes of the emperor?
"Boom—" Qi Lu's head exploded in an instant, almost leaving a hole in it.No, it's very wrong, it's too spacious here, even the Taifu's house is very spacious, but it's less than one-third of this place, spacious room, luxurious furnishings, and... this wide soft couch.
This is——Road Bedroom Taishi!
Qi Lu turned his head to look, and suddenly saw Ji Lin lying on the emperor's soft couch!
Ji Lin hadn't woken up yet, the sky was still early, and it was slightly bright. He didn't have to go to court today, and Ji Lin was "tossed" by Qi Lu, a drunk, so naturally he got up late.
As for Qi Lu, if he hadn't woken up because of a headache, he would have to sleep until the sun hangs in the middle before he would wake up naturally.
Qi Lu was shocked by the scene in front of him, the imperial room seemed to have been robbed, the messy robes on the ground were tangled, and the table was the treasure that Qi Lu had robbed in his dream, no no, it was not a dream.
Whether it is tearing the emperor's clothes, or poking the emperor's abdominal muscles, or commenting on the emperor, or cursing the emperor as a dog, it is not a dream.
"Hmm..." Qi Lu's head hurt even more, and fragments of memory came back in an instant like a tidal wave, turbulent, rushing back like breaking a dike, he seemed to be holding the face of the emperor, praising his "born" Handsome".
Qi Lu never imagined that he would be so wild after being drunk. The key is why the fragments cannot be completely fragmented. Why do these embarrassing memories come back? Qi Lu would rather cover his ears and steal the bells.
Qi Lu felt a little flustered, he had never been so flustered whether he was a petty official or a grand tutor, he quickly jumped up from the couch, picked up the clothes on the ground, put them on indiscriminately, stumbled in a hurry, Just like a thief, try to keep your footsteps light, lest Ji Lin be woken up by him, trot all the way out of the imperial room.
bang——
"Oh!"
As soon as he left the imperial room, Qi Lv didn't pay attention, because he was too hasty, and bumped into someone, who screamed and fell to the ground.Qi Lvding took a look, it was really hard to die, he sneaked out from the prince's bedroom, and even met the maid who was serving him, isn't it the maid of honor who just followed the emperor recently?
Mao Si fell to the ground, and when she saw Qi Lu's disheveled clothes and the belt in her hands, she seemed surprised, and said, "Teacher, are you...?"
Qi Lu's face burned, and he pretended not to hear, and hurriedly continued to walk outside, "running for his life".
It was still early in the morning, many palace people did not wake up in the morning, the huge Master Luo was very quiet, immersed in sweet dreams, Qi Lu ran for his life all the way, and hurried to the bus station.
"Master?"
Unexpectedly, Li Yangjian and Shi Hou came early in the morning. Seeing Qi Lu's clothes were disheveled, Li Yangjian was very surprised and said, "Tai, Taifu, are you alright?"
Qi Lu thought to himself, scolding the emperor, biting the emperor, and molesting the emperor, does it count as something wrong?If this is all right, I don't know what is.
Qi Lu hurriedly said: "It's too late to explain, get in the car."
As he spoke, he got into the carriage, Shi Hou asked the slaves to drive the carriage, and then went outside the palace.The sheep shoulders served in the carriage, hesitant to speak.He saw a "hickey mark" on the emperor's neck yesterday, and even if he lost his mind, he thought that the Tai Tuo had an indescribable relationship with the emperor in the palace yesterday.
Li Yangjian wanted to speak but stopped several times, and said, "Tai...Teacher, how are you, how are you?"
Qi Lv didn't know that Yan Yangjian was thinking about it, and when Yan Yangjian said this, he couldn't help "hiss..." and said, "It hurts like hell."
Hearing this, Li Yangjian blushed, but he didn't know that what Qi Lv said was a headache, and a hangover would kill someone, but Yan Yangjian thought of something else.
As Qi Lv spoke, he tidied up his messy outer robe, and suddenly a sash fell out. He was stunned and said, "Tai, Taifu...this is the emperor's sash. .”
Qi Lu was also stunned, he was too confused when he went out, he didn't have the time to take a second look, he grabbed it and ran, but he grabbed an extra belt, and it was the emperor's belt, the mark was very obvious, it was terrible.
Yan Yangjian said in embarrassment: "Teacher, what should I do with this belt?"
Go back?Qi Lv immediately shook his head in his heart, absolutely can't return it, that would be too embarrassing, so what should we do?
Qi Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Burn?"
"Burn, burn?!" Rao Shi Yangjian was usually calm, but he couldn't calm down when he heard Qi Lu's words. Who would dare to burn the emperor's clothes? This is disrespectful!
Then I heard Qi Lu say, "No, no, it's not good."
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Qi Lv say, "It's better to bury the body, find a place to bury it, and remember... Be quick with your hands and feet, don't leave any clues."
Yi Yangjian: "..." That's just a belt, even though it's the emperor's belt.
"Son of Heaven... Son of Heaven?"
Ji Lin was in his sleep, although yesterday he was molested by the Taifu, scolded by the Taifu, and even bitten by the Taifu, but Ji Lin didn't know why he couldn't get angry, and still felt that the Taifu The appearance of being drunk is very interesting, especially the scene where the Tai Tuo picks and chooses in the bedroom, holds his own face, and praises his handsomeness. Thinking of this scene, Ji Lin is even more pleased.
Ji Lin recalled being in a sweet dream, when he heard someone calling him, the voice was soft.
Qi Lu slept next to him last night, and Ji Lin took care of Qi Lu for most of the night, and turned into a puppy in the second half of the night, and fell asleep directly tired.Ji Lin thought it was Qi Lu who was calling him, the voice was soft and soft, more "obedient" than Qi Lu, who was usually low-browed and pleasing to the eye, Ji Lin said "Huh?" and raised his arms to hug "Teacher Qi" , the voice that got up early was very hoarse, and he laughed in a low voice: "Teacher is awake?"
"Oh!"
Before Ji Lin opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his arms. Although Qi Lu's body was thin and weak, he was a man. With a shy scream at the side, Ji Lin could be regarded as completely awake.
Opening his eyes, he saw that it was not Taifu Qi, but the maid of honor, Qi Si!
Yan Si was hugged on the couch by Ji Lin, her face flushed with embarrassment, and the water basin was next to her, and the clean water for cleansing her face was sprinkled all over the floor, and the bronze basin made a loud "clang--" sound.
There was a loud noise in the imperial room, and the eunuch outside rushed in: "Emperor! Emperor, are you okay!"
Several eunuchs rushed in, but what they saw was the scene of the emperor hugging Gong'e in Xinjinlu's bedroom.Gong'e's face was flushed and she was too shy, while the emperor's clothes were disheveled.Nowadays, the emperor is young and energetic, and he doesn't have a wife, not even a concubine. Everyone has speculated about what the emperor likes. Some people say that the emperor likes a lady like Zheng Ji, but some people think otherwise. How can I know the emperor? You actually like the careless type like Mao Si?
The eunuchs were startled, but they were very discerning, and hurriedly withdrew, saying: "Your servant, I will leave, I will leave!"
How could Ji Lin fail to see the deep meaning in the eyes of those eunuchs, and hurriedly turned over from the couch with a frown, and Mao Si also got off the couch, knelt on the ground tremblingly, kowtowed and said: "My maid is stupid, my maid is stupid! Please punish the emperor!"
Ji Lin rubbed his forehead, he wasn't drunk, but now he felt pain in his forehead, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you go down."
"Yes, the servant girl is leaving." Without further ado, Mao Si quickly picked up the water basin from the ground, and then respectfully exited the imperial room.
When Mao Si exited the imperial room, she paused, turned her back to Ji Lin, deliberately opened her collar, loosened it, and pulled her temple hair before she retreated.
The eunuchs were all serving outside, and when they saw Yan Si retreating, they saw her face was flushed, her temples were flying, her collar was open, and she looked shy, and immediately believed in what they had seen and heard.
Qi Lv escaped from the palace and returned to the Taifu's mansion, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. He asked the sheep shoulder to boil some hot water and take a bath to relieve fatigue. Bubble, relieved a lot.
After Qi Lu took a bath, Yi Yangjian came over to serve him, dried his hair and combed it again.Yan Yangjian hesitated, wanted to speak several times, but didn't know how to speak.
Seeing his hesitation, Qi Lu said, "Little Yang, what's the matter, do you have anything to say? But that mad dog Shihou bullied you again?"
Yan Yangjian quickly shook his head, took out something from his hand, it looked like a small flat zygote, stuffed it in Qi Lu's hand, and said in a hurry: "Teacher, please give me some medicine!" After saying that, he turned around and left the house immediately .
With a dazed face, Qi Lv picked up the little zygote in his hand, opened the lid, and a faint fragrance came to his face. Inside was an ointment-like ointment, pink and tender in color, like peach petals, but he didn't know what to do specifically. of.
Qi Lv was even more at a loss, what medicine did he use for his bruises?But I didn't hurt myself.
Qi Lv was at a loss when he heard the goat shoulder go and come back, saying: "Teacher, the emperor sent the eunuch here."
Qi Lu felt a "thud" in his heart, thinking that the emperor must have come to avenge him, perhaps to hold him accountable, otherwise, calling the eunuch over in such an early morning, what good would it do?
When Qi Lv came to the front hall of Taifu's mansion, the eunuch smiled, and he didn't look like he was here to criticize. He said with a smile: "Teacher Qi, I have come here to give rewards to Taifu by order of the emperor."
"Reward...reward?" Qi Lu looked at the eunuch strangely. Could it be that the eunuch was talking ironically. He was rude to the emperor so many times last night, and the emperor rewarded himself. Is the emperor probably a jerk?
The eunuch did come to see it, and he put several large red lacquer zygotes on the ground, one of which was flat, half as tall as a person, rectangular, and I don't know what was inside.
The eunuch left after seeing it, without bringing the emperor's censure, as if nothing happened last night.
Qi Lu said suspiciously: "Little Yang, open it and have a look."
"Yes, Tai Tuo." Ya Yangjian respectfully opened those red lacquer boxes one by one.
With a sound of "click—" Zygote punched the card, revealing the reward inside, two bronze ear cups, a small bronze bean, and many other decorations, no matter how familiar they look, this is not last night, he "looted" Is it the treasure of Taishi?
Qi Lu opened the rectangular zygote with his own hands, leaving only the word "Guan Guo", which is the longbow hanging on the east wall of the Lu bedroom!It's half a person's height, and it's carved with intricate patterns, which is so exquisite, Qi Lu couldn't put it down after seeing it yesterday, and felt that it was very valuable, so he never took it off after wearing it on his body.
Qi Lu: "..." Did the Son of Heaven hold grudges by sending these over?
Ji Lin didn't mention the hangover at all, he just sent some "rewards". In fact, Ji Lin knew that if Qi Lu remembered the drinking madness that day, he would definitely regret it. Did not say.
It's just that the emperor didn't say anything, but the officials and the princes had eyes, and they could see the ambiguous and hot bite mark on the emperor's neck. They didn't know that the bite mark was left by Qi Taifu, who once Treat Ji Lin like beef.
In addition, the eunuchs witnessed the emperor's favor on the palace's eunuch, so everyone said that the emperor fell in love with her, and the first woman of the emperor might be sealed soon, even though she was born as a female wine , It is impossible to be a wife, but a concubine may be okay.
There are gossips in the palace, and those who are idle and flustered will gossip. Qi Lv has become a spinning top these days, wishing he could take off on the same spot. To go to the border of Zheng State, everything needs to be properly arranged.
These days, Qi Lu almost regards the Zhengshitang as his home, and he spends every day in the Zhengshitang, even eating casually, without caring about anything else.Guo Gongji's father was in charge of the security matters this time, and he was also very busy. The two of them repeatedly read several drafts of the guards.
Qi Lu didn't hear about the emperor's scandal because he was busy, and there was another person who also didn't hear about the emperor's scandal. Isn't that Ji Lin himself?How could it be possible for the emperor to know about the rumors, they must pass on behind the emperor's back, so Ji Lin didn't know about it at all.
Ji Lin looked at the documents leisurely these days, because Qi Lu and Guo Gongji's father hadn't drafted the plan yet, so it was not the emperor's turn to be busy, and he would present it to the emperor when the plan was completed.
Ji Lin put down the paperwork, seeing the sun rising, it was almost noon, somehow, suddenly remembered the scene where Qi Lu was drunk that day, holding his face and praising his handsome appearance, Ji Lin laughed out loud for no reason, Seems to be in a good mood.
As soon as he thought of Qi Lu, he thought of the food made by Qi Lu. This seemed to be a kind of synesthesia. Ji Lin suddenly felt hungry, and especially wanted to eat braised chicken and rice.
Ji Lin said, "Qi Si."
"The servant girl is here." Mao Si hurried over to answer.
Ji Lin said: "Go and find Taifu Qi to see if he has finished work, and you say that I want to eat the stewed chicken and rice made by Taifu Qi. I wonder if Taifu Qi is free."
Mao Si replied, "Yes, the maidservant will go right away."
Yan Si quickly left the Lu Palace and headed for the Zhengshitang. Along the way, she met many court ladies and eunuchs, as well as the women who used to drink with her. Many of them looked down on her because of her ugly face.On the contrary, those female wines flattered her and said flatteringly: "Isn't this Man Si? Now that I'm with the emperor, it's different. If I get promoted in the future, don't forget our sisters."
Yan Si smiled, didn't speak at all, and didn't know what the smile meant, she just shook off those people and left, continuing to go to the Zhengshitang.
When Mao Si arrived at the Zhengshitang, Qi Lv was not there. Qi Lv and Guo Gongji's father were out of the palace. Because they were arranging the work of guards, they needed to go and have a look. Lu didn't even have time to eat lunch, so he left with Guo Gong directly.
Yan Si did not find Qi Lu, and she was not in a hurry, but went directly to Qi Lu's exclusive small dining room. She entered the dining room, and happened to see Zheng Ji. Here, she is studying her own new tricks. She likes to make exquisite snacks, so she does all kinds of them.
A few days ago, Qi Lu told Zheng Ji how to make "cheese", but these days, the success rate of making cheese is not very high, so Zheng Ji changed various ingredients to make cheese.
When Yan Si entered the dining room, Zheng Ji had already been busy for half a day.
Qi Lu was drunk, and while speaking, he poked Ji Lin's abdominal muscles with his hand, and grabbed the small dagger with the other hand, and slapped Ji Lin's abdominal muscles twice with the small dagger, as if picking melons Generally speaking: "This beef brisket, just... just eat it fatter! Otherwise... otherwise it will have no oily smell, it is too, too firewood, it is not good!"
Ji Lin couldn't laugh or cry, at the last moment, he felt a strange charm, but in an instant, he quickly put aside Qi Lv's picky hand and small dagger, gathered up his torn clothes, and said: " Taifu, drink..." Drunk.
Before he could finish his words, he suddenly "hissed..." he took a deep breath and opened his eyes suddenly, because Qi Lu had suddenly rushed up and hugged Ji Lin's shoulders and necks, and the two of them fell to the ground. Fits tightly with almost no gaps.
The next moment, Qi Lu opened his mouth and bit Ji Lin's neck.
Ji Lin shuddered from the pain, and all the charms really flew away, so he said quickly: "Teacher, let go!"
Qi Lv took a bite, said "Bah bah" twice, wiped his mouth, and said, "It's too old! This meat is not fresh, it's old and old!"
Ji Lin was bitten inexplicably, and he stretched out his hand to touch it, hoping to feel the unevenness of the tooth marks. Qi Lu really bit hard, but he didn't really bite through, let alone the pain, Qi Lu unexpectedly He also commented on himself, disliked himself for being old, and gritted his teeth.
Ji Lin was so angry and funny, he didn't know what kind of temper he was, and said: "Teacher, sober up, good boy, stop making trouble."
Ji Lin supported Qi Lu, and the two got up from the ground.As soon as Ji Lin stood up, the clothes were torn by Qi Lu. It was really shameful, so he quickly closed them with his hands. When he raised his head, Qi Lu suddenly ran away!
That's right, he ran away.
Qi Lu was drunk, but his running speed was very fast, like a bumper car in a children's paradise, staggering forward in a curve, stumbling all the way, Ji Lin just didn't pay attention, and Qi Lu had already run a long way.
"Teacher!" Ji Lin hurriedly tucked his robe casually, fearing that Qi Lu's feet would be empty, and he would throw himself into the water, relying on his long legs to chase after him.
Qi Lv seemed to feel that someone was chasing him. He looked back at Ji Lin as he ran, and then ran even faster. While running, he drank and said, "There is... a dog is chasing me."
Ji Lin: "..."
Ji Lin was really pissed off by Qi Lu, the dignified son of heaven, although he would turn into a little dog after midnight, but now he looks like a son of heaven, Qi Lu even said that the one chasing him was a dog.
Ji Lin thought to himself, when Qi Lu is caught, he must be dealt with properly, but...he has to wait until he is caught.
Qi Lv ran all the way, specially going to remote places. Fortunately, it was late at this time, and the canonization banquet was very grand, so the palace people went to help. Fu Yiyi's "hey hey hey" scene...
Qi Lu drank too much, he felt dizzy, his head was very slow, and there was a black shadow chasing him behind him, like a big dog, huge in size, and very ferocious, if he was caught up , he is likely to be bitten by a dog!
Apart from being troublesome, Qi Lu was also very afraid of pain, so he didn't dare to stop, and ran forward with all his strength, for fear that a big wolf dog would jump up and bite him.
In this run, he ran to the vicinity of the bus station.Lu Yangjian and Shi Hou hadn't left yet, and Lu Yangjian didn't know when Qi Lu would leave the banquet, so he waited conscientiously here, and Shi Hou couldn't leave him alone, so they waited together at the bus station.
Shi Hou planned to chat with Lu Yangjian, but he didn't know that Lu Yangjian seemed to be a man of few words, but in reality he was even less talkative, he didn't like talking very much, and he didn't talk to Shi Hou.
In the past, Shi Hou was the master, and Lu Yangjian was a slave, but now it's the other way around, and he has no position to let Lu Yangjian do anything.Shi Hou rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "It's getting late, the housekeeper hasn't had dinner yet, I don't think the grand master will come back for a while, why don't we go have dinner together?"
Li Yangjian said lightly: "I'm not hungry yet, Shiqi slave can go and have dinner by himself."
Shi Hou was blocked, but he didn't feel annoyed, he leaned closer to the sheep shoulder, and said: "The housekeeper is not hungry yet? Hou is very hungry."
As he spoke, he approached the neck of the lamb's shoulder, sniffed it lightly, and said, "This lamb is extremely delicious. I wonder if Hou has such a good taste?"
Li Yangjian felt Shihou's hot air spewing on his neck, which made him tremble, subconsciously shrunk his neck, stretched out his hand to rest on Shihou's chest, his eyes shook slightly, under the moonlight, that thin appearance really It looks like a little sheep.
Shi Hou didn't give Li Yangjian a chance to refuse, just as he was about to continue beating the snake with the stick, he heard "russling" footsteps, as if someone was running fast, coming towards them.
Shi Hou felt a "boom!" on his back, and was punched hard in the back of the chest. Although the strength was not very strong, Shi Hou was a martial arts practitioner and not delicate. The pain was nothing, but it was nothing I was beaten for no reason, and I was still full of anger.
Shi Hou glared and turned his head. His expression was very gloomy. He stared at a pair of dark eyes. When he turned his head, he met Qi Taifu's drunken, abnormally red face. The red color spread all the way to Qi Taifu. Fu's collar.
Shi Hou was shocked and said, "Teacher?"
Qi Lu was still raising his fists, he was the one who hit the punch just now without a doubt, and got the stolen goods, so he heard Qi Lu say with his tongue out, "Stinky...stinky dog! How dare you pick my...family's sheep!"
Li Yangjian was taken aback, his face was flushed, Shi Hou was spoiled, so he wiped his face dryly, and said helplessly, "Teacher, how much did you drink to get this drunk?"
"Ben...Ben Taifu..." Qi Lu swayed: "No, drunk!"
"Teacher!" Qi Lu had just finished speaking before he was drunk, and he shouted loudly, seeing that Qi Lu's knees softened and he was about to sit on the ground.
Shi Hou is a practitioner, with sharp eyesight and quick hands, he picked up Qi Lu. Qi Lu seemed to have no bones, and leaned limply on Shi Hou, feeling that someone was helping him, so he stretched out his hand to hook Shi Hou's neck, and lifted Shi Hou. Treated as a walking stick, he climbed up with all his strength, and murmured, "Help, help Taifu up, Taifu... Taifu can still drink!"
When Ji Lin chased up from behind, he saw Qi Lu's hands hooked around Shi Hou's neck, which seemed to be very intimate, and his cheek was still nestled on Shi Hou's shoulder.In fact, Qi Lu was climbing up with Shi Hou's strength, but from Ji Lin's point of view, the two of them were almost kissing each other.
Ji Lin's heart suddenly sank, and for some reason, his face sank. He strode over and hugged Qi Lu who was hanging on Shi Hou's body.
Suddenly someone came out and snatched the Tai Tuo away. After a closer look, Yi Yangjian saw that it was the Son of Heaven!
Yi Yangjian hurriedly saluted and said, "My minister pays homage to the Son of Heaven."
Just now I was surprised, so I didn't look carefully, but now I looked at it so carefully under the moonlight, I was shocked, and I wanted to suspect that there was something wrong with my tricks.
Because the emperor's clothes were disheveled, his emperor's outer robe was torn, and his inner garment was also torn open, with the edges exposed, revealing a large chest. Not only that, there was a deep tooth mark on the emperor's neck, which looked like It's extremely ambiguous, as if some passionate person made a passionate move towards the emperor.
"Cough!" Ji Lin noticed that Yang Yangjian was looking at him in shock, coughed, and said very honestly: "The Tai Tuo is drunk, so he will stay overnight in the palace today. You can go back and enter the palace tomorrow. Just come to pick up the master."
There was a bit of rust in the head of Yi Yangjian, and he couldn't react to what was going on for a while, so he stammered, "Yes, yes, I respect you."
Ji Lin didn't talk nonsense anymore, and picked up Qi Lu who was drunk. His arms were amazing, his arms were strong, his muscles bulged, and he held Qi Lu firmly in his arms, as if his weight was not worth anything at all.
Qi Lu was so drunk that he struggled back and forth in Ji Lin's arms and turned over, muttering, "Uh...head, headache."
Ji Lin was completely helpless, and said: "Good boy, drink the hangover soup for a while, and sleep for another night, and you won't feel bad when you wake up tomorrow morning."
Ji Lin sighed again and said, "How can you not get a headache after drinking so much?"
After saying that, he hugged Qi Lu and left, leaving behind the stunned and unresponsive Mu Yangjian and Shi Hou with an unpredictable expression.Shi Hou chuckled and said, "It's interesting, it's really interesting."
Qi Lu was taken away by Ji Lin, did you think he would be safe?Far from it.
After Qi Lu was drunk, his fighting power was incomparably astonishing. Don't look at the Taifu who is usually respectful and a very clear person, but when he was drunk, he was really reckless. He was held in Ji Lin's arms and hugged him Rubbing his waist, he muttered: "My good brother, why is your waist so thick all of a sudden?"
When Ji Lin heard it, his forehead twitched wildly, "Good brother"?Qi Lu's sworn brothers, isn't that offering sacrifices to teeth?Qi Lv even dreamed of sacrificial teeth when he was dreaming?Ji Lin felt a little sour in his heart, and wondered if the Tai Tuo dreamed about himself or not.
Qi Lu muttered again: "My dear brother, how did you train your abs? Hurry up... teach me, I... I want to train 18 yuan and a piece of abs!"
18 yuan?Ji Lin couldn't help laughing, is it really beef brisket? He even wanted 18 yuan, Tai Tu is really a greedy person.
Qi Lu was talking about a good brother, but he didn't know that it was such a coincidence that the voice of "good brother! I want to find a good brother" came from a distance.When Ji Lin heard it, his head hurt even more. Isn't this voice Old Zheng Cheng's tyrant sacrificial tooth?
Sure enough, Ji Ya was also drunk, he had always been a bad drinker, but now he was drunk again, stumbling around, not to mention, good brother and good brother's wine quality is generally the same, both people and gods are angry.
Gongsunzi chased after him, trying to persuade him, Ji Ya insisted on finding a good brother, shouting: "Don't... don't stop me! I want to find... find a good brother! A good brother!"
Although Qi Lu was drunk, he heard someone calling him in his ears, so he raised his head from Ji Lin's embrace, "Huh?" and said, "Ya, Yaya!"
When Ji Lin heard this, good guy, how dare you give me your teeth?In addition to being a good brother, he even gave birth to a nickname.
Qi Lu and Ji Ya heard each other's voice from a long distance away, Qi Lu struggled like a small fish out of water, and wanted to jump out of Ji Lin's arms, but Ji Lin couldn't hold him down at all, and was afraid of making him The brute force hurt Qi Lu, so he had no choice but to let go.
Qi Lu immediately rushed to Ji Ya, and Ji Ya vaguely saw his good brother, so the two quickly met, "baji" embraced each other, hugging each other tightly, like brothers reunited after a long absence.
Qi Lu said vaguely: "My dear brother, why are you losing weight again? Where are your abdominal muscles?"
Ji Ya doesn't have abdominal muscles at all, just now it was the emperor Ji Lin, Qi Lu recognized the wrong person, and was completely drunk, Ji Ya looked distressed, and said: "My good brother, you, too, lost weight..."
The two wine lunatics, and even Wu lunatics, hugged each other tightly, and neither of them let go. Both Ji Lin and Gongsunzi were in a dilemma, and Gongsunzi had noticed that there was a bite mark on the emperor's neck, and his clothes were returned. It's so messed up that I can't even see it. I'm afraid I'll be punished if I look at it any more.
Gongsunzi hurried over to beat the mandarin ducks, forcibly separated the good brother and brother who had been reunited for a long time, supported the sacrificial tooth and said, "Hey, stop making trouble, let's go back to the post."
"No...no! I'm going to sleep with... my good brother tonight, sleep!"
When Qi Lu heard that Ji Ya was going to sleep with him, he immediately smirked "hehehe", and rushed over to hug Ji Ya again.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ji Lin grabbed Qi Lu, Qi Lu simply "will not refuse anyone", hugged Ji Lin directly, touched his abdominal muscles, and said: "Wow... good brother, your abdominal muscles, abdominal muscles The muscles are back again, strong, so strong..."
Ji Lin was a little embarrassed by his touch, and his clothes were messed up, so he quickly hugged Qi Lu again and said, "Teacher, don't make trouble, just sleep well."
Both Ji Lin and Gongsunzi managed to separate the two, and Gongsunzi hurriedly pretended not to see anything. He had a plan in his mind, and immediately went to the bus station with the sacrificial teeth on his shoulders.
Ji Ya was held on his shoulder by him, kicking his legs and shaking his hands, yelling indiscriminately: "Put me down... put me down... believe it or not, believe it or not, I will bite you!"
"Hiss..." Gongsunzi felt a sharp pain in his neck, squeezed his chin, and said, "You bit me again, huh? Let's see how we can deal with you when we go back."
Ji Lin finally succeeded in "smuggling" Qi Lv back to the palace. The eunuchs and maids in the palace were all dumbfounded, but Ji Lin didn't let them wait on him and said, "Let's all go down."
"Yes." Everyone agreed, and quickly retreated, leaving only Qi Lu and Ji Lin in the imperial room.
Qi Lv fell on the couch and couldn't rest for a moment, and immediately got up again, as if he was pretending to be a tumbler.He got up, scrambled under the couch, staggered to sit on the mat, and grabbed the wine glass and earcups on the desk.
Ji Lin thought he was thirsty. After all the fuss for so long, he must be very thirsty. How could Qi Lu not be thirsty? Hehe" smiled, and said: "Okay...it looks good, this looks good, I like it!" Then he stuffed the wine glass and earcups into his sleeve robe.
After Qi Lu snatched away the emperor's cup, he stood up again and saw the longbow hanging on the wall. It was an ornament, and the carved patterns were very exquisite. He still put it in his arms, the longbow is so big, how could it be possible to carry it?Qi Lu was not reconciled, so he put the longbow on his back, patted his chest, and said, "It's... pretty, and I like it too."
After that, Qi Lv collected all the valuables in the imperial room, put them in his arms and sleeves, filled them full, as if he was holding a big watermelon in his arms, and walked with a "boom, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!" "It rang straight, and it leaked down while walking.
Ji Lin said helplessly: "Well, well, they all belong to the Taifu. If the Taifu likes it, I will give it to the Taifu." As he said, he helped Qi Lu pick up the decorations that fell on the ground, and put them all on the table and said, "It's all from the Taifu, and it's all here."
Ji Lin helped Qi Lu put away the "Min Zhi Min Gao" he had found, but Qi Lu smiled "hehe", and suddenly put his hands on Ji Lin's face.
Ji Lin was still laying out the "treasures", but Qi Lu suddenly held his cheeks. Ji Lin has a good figure and a small face, and the proportion of his head and body is against the sky. It was still bigger, and Qi Lu's hands were not wide enough, so he felt a little hard to hold Ji Lin's cheek.
Although it was so hard, Qi Lu still held it, and leaned over with a smile, little by little.
For a moment, Ji Lin held his breath, and slowly watched Qi Lu's face gradually expand in front of him, becoming clearer and clearer, and after reaching the extreme, it began to become blurred again. The distance is too close, and the safe distance has been broken, so it becomes more and more blurred.
Ji Lin could even feel the heat from Qi Taifu's mouth, with a burning aroma of wine, spraying between Ji Lin's lips.
Qi Lu smiled and said, "Hey! This... handsome, I also... like it! Mine..."
Bang Bang!
Ji Lin's heartbeat soared rapidly, as if a horse team ran in his head, "rumbling" came with the sound of Juechen, and the dust was flying, blinding the emperor's consciousness for a while, and he couldn't think of anything.
Just then...
squeak-
There was a very light sound, as if the door was being opened, and Ji Lin's consciousness was immediately pulled over. He narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Who?"
"Yes... it's the servant girl." A slender figure came in from the door of the imperial room, knelt down on the ground quickly, held a Chengpan in both hands, held it above his head, and said, "My maidservant, see Taifu Qi is drunk, I am afraid that Taifu will have a bad hangover tomorrow, so he brought a bean hangover soup privately, and please... also ask the emperor to punish him."
Ji Lin let out a "cough" and put some distance away from Qi Lu. Qi Lu was still drunk and unconscious, and his body softened, "Boom!" He fell directly into Ji Lin's arms, as if he didn't even know that he was teasing him just now. the emperor.
Seeing the hangover soup, Ji Lin's expression softened a little, and he said, "If you want to, keep the hangover soup, and you can step back."
"Yes." Yan Si agreed in a low voice, put the hangover soup on the table full of Qi Taifu's treasures, then retreated respectfully, and closed the door of the imperial room.
Qi Lu had a dream.
He dreamed that he was drunk and called the emperor a dog, and slapped the emperor's abdominal muscles with a small dagger, saying that the emperor's abdominal muscles were fat beef brisket.Far more than that, he also tore the emperor's clothes, ransacked the emperor's imperial room, stuffed all valuable things into his arms, and swept them all away.
"hiss……"
Qi Lu groaned in a low voice, he had a headache that hurt like hell, his stomach was uncomfortable, and the sadness of the hangover spread, making Qi Lu feel weak all over.
Enduring the hangover headache, Qi Lu opened his eyes in a daze, thanking himself for a moment, he had a wild and wanton dream, fortunately it was a dream, otherwise he would really point fingers at the emperor, and even sweep the emperor's imperial court, it would be more than just Kill the head, maybe even exterminate the clan!Although Qi Lu has no family...
Qi Lu was so thankful, rubbing his forehead, and slowly sat up from the couch, the first thing he saw was the clothes all over the place, the outer robes, inner clothes, and belts were flying all over the sky, it was an unsightly mess!
Qi Lu was taken aback for a moment, it is summer now, and summer clothes are very thin, so it is not possible to wear so many clothes. After a closer look, there are not only plain inner clothes, but also black inner clothes!Isn't that the clothes of the emperor?
"Boom—" Qi Lu's head exploded in an instant, almost leaving a hole in it.No, it's very wrong, it's too spacious here, even the Taifu's house is very spacious, but it's less than one-third of this place, spacious room, luxurious furnishings, and... this wide soft couch.
This is——Road Bedroom Taishi!
Qi Lu turned his head to look, and suddenly saw Ji Lin lying on the emperor's soft couch!
Ji Lin hadn't woken up yet, the sky was still early, and it was slightly bright. He didn't have to go to court today, and Ji Lin was "tossed" by Qi Lu, a drunk, so naturally he got up late.
As for Qi Lu, if he hadn't woken up because of a headache, he would have to sleep until the sun hangs in the middle before he would wake up naturally.
Qi Lu was shocked by the scene in front of him, the imperial room seemed to have been robbed, the messy robes on the ground were tangled, and the table was the treasure that Qi Lu had robbed in his dream, no no, it was not a dream.
Whether it is tearing the emperor's clothes, or poking the emperor's abdominal muscles, or commenting on the emperor, or cursing the emperor as a dog, it is not a dream.
"Hmm..." Qi Lu's head hurt even more, and fragments of memory came back in an instant like a tidal wave, turbulent, rushing back like breaking a dike, he seemed to be holding the face of the emperor, praising his "born" Handsome".
Qi Lu never imagined that he would be so wild after being drunk. The key is why the fragments cannot be completely fragmented. Why do these embarrassing memories come back? Qi Lu would rather cover his ears and steal the bells.
Qi Lu felt a little flustered, he had never been so flustered whether he was a petty official or a grand tutor, he quickly jumped up from the couch, picked up the clothes on the ground, put them on indiscriminately, stumbled in a hurry, Just like a thief, try to keep your footsteps light, lest Ji Lin be woken up by him, trot all the way out of the imperial room.
bang——
"Oh!"
As soon as he left the imperial room, Qi Lv didn't pay attention, because he was too hasty, and bumped into someone, who screamed and fell to the ground.Qi Lvding took a look, it was really hard to die, he sneaked out from the prince's bedroom, and even met the maid who was serving him, isn't it the maid of honor who just followed the emperor recently?
Mao Si fell to the ground, and when she saw Qi Lu's disheveled clothes and the belt in her hands, she seemed surprised, and said, "Teacher, are you...?"
Qi Lu's face burned, and he pretended not to hear, and hurriedly continued to walk outside, "running for his life".
It was still early in the morning, many palace people did not wake up in the morning, the huge Master Luo was very quiet, immersed in sweet dreams, Qi Lu ran for his life all the way, and hurried to the bus station.
"Master?"
Unexpectedly, Li Yangjian and Shi Hou came early in the morning. Seeing Qi Lu's clothes were disheveled, Li Yangjian was very surprised and said, "Tai, Taifu, are you alright?"
Qi Lu thought to himself, scolding the emperor, biting the emperor, and molesting the emperor, does it count as something wrong?If this is all right, I don't know what is.
Qi Lu hurriedly said: "It's too late to explain, get in the car."
As he spoke, he got into the carriage, Shi Hou asked the slaves to drive the carriage, and then went outside the palace.The sheep shoulders served in the carriage, hesitant to speak.He saw a "hickey mark" on the emperor's neck yesterday, and even if he lost his mind, he thought that the Tai Tuo had an indescribable relationship with the emperor in the palace yesterday.
Li Yangjian wanted to speak but stopped several times, and said, "Tai...Teacher, how are you, how are you?"
Qi Lv didn't know that Yan Yangjian was thinking about it, and when Yan Yangjian said this, he couldn't help "hiss..." and said, "It hurts like hell."
Hearing this, Li Yangjian blushed, but he didn't know that what Qi Lv said was a headache, and a hangover would kill someone, but Yan Yangjian thought of something else.
As Qi Lv spoke, he tidied up his messy outer robe, and suddenly a sash fell out. He was stunned and said, "Tai, Taifu...this is the emperor's sash. .”
Qi Lu was also stunned, he was too confused when he went out, he didn't have the time to take a second look, he grabbed it and ran, but he grabbed an extra belt, and it was the emperor's belt, the mark was very obvious, it was terrible.
Yan Yangjian said in embarrassment: "Teacher, what should I do with this belt?"
Go back?Qi Lv immediately shook his head in his heart, absolutely can't return it, that would be too embarrassing, so what should we do?
Qi Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Burn?"
"Burn, burn?!" Rao Shi Yangjian was usually calm, but he couldn't calm down when he heard Qi Lu's words. Who would dare to burn the emperor's clothes? This is disrespectful!
Then I heard Qi Lu say, "No, no, it's not good."
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Qi Lv say, "It's better to bury the body, find a place to bury it, and remember... Be quick with your hands and feet, don't leave any clues."
Yi Yangjian: "..." That's just a belt, even though it's the emperor's belt.
"Son of Heaven... Son of Heaven?"
Ji Lin was in his sleep, although yesterday he was molested by the Taifu, scolded by the Taifu, and even bitten by the Taifu, but Ji Lin didn't know why he couldn't get angry, and still felt that the Taifu The appearance of being drunk is very interesting, especially the scene where the Tai Tuo picks and chooses in the bedroom, holds his own face, and praises his handsomeness. Thinking of this scene, Ji Lin is even more pleased.
Ji Lin recalled being in a sweet dream, when he heard someone calling him, the voice was soft.
Qi Lu slept next to him last night, and Ji Lin took care of Qi Lu for most of the night, and turned into a puppy in the second half of the night, and fell asleep directly tired.Ji Lin thought it was Qi Lu who was calling him, the voice was soft and soft, more "obedient" than Qi Lu, who was usually low-browed and pleasing to the eye, Ji Lin said "Huh?" and raised his arms to hug "Teacher Qi" , the voice that got up early was very hoarse, and he laughed in a low voice: "Teacher is awake?"
"Oh!"
Before Ji Lin opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his arms. Although Qi Lu's body was thin and weak, he was a man. With a shy scream at the side, Ji Lin could be regarded as completely awake.
Opening his eyes, he saw that it was not Taifu Qi, but the maid of honor, Qi Si!
Yan Si was hugged on the couch by Ji Lin, her face flushed with embarrassment, and the water basin was next to her, and the clean water for cleansing her face was sprinkled all over the floor, and the bronze basin made a loud "clang--" sound.
There was a loud noise in the imperial room, and the eunuch outside rushed in: "Emperor! Emperor, are you okay!"
Several eunuchs rushed in, but what they saw was the scene of the emperor hugging Gong'e in Xinjinlu's bedroom.Gong'e's face was flushed and she was too shy, while the emperor's clothes were disheveled.Nowadays, the emperor is young and energetic, and he doesn't have a wife, not even a concubine. Everyone has speculated about what the emperor likes. Some people say that the emperor likes a lady like Zheng Ji, but some people think otherwise. How can I know the emperor? You actually like the careless type like Mao Si?
The eunuchs were startled, but they were very discerning, and hurriedly withdrew, saying: "Your servant, I will leave, I will leave!"
How could Ji Lin fail to see the deep meaning in the eyes of those eunuchs, and hurriedly turned over from the couch with a frown, and Mao Si also got off the couch, knelt on the ground tremblingly, kowtowed and said: "My maid is stupid, my maid is stupid! Please punish the emperor!"
Ji Lin rubbed his forehead, he wasn't drunk, but now he felt pain in his forehead, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you go down."
"Yes, the servant girl is leaving." Without further ado, Mao Si quickly picked up the water basin from the ground, and then respectfully exited the imperial room.
When Mao Si exited the imperial room, she paused, turned her back to Ji Lin, deliberately opened her collar, loosened it, and pulled her temple hair before she retreated.
The eunuchs were all serving outside, and when they saw Yan Si retreating, they saw her face was flushed, her temples were flying, her collar was open, and she looked shy, and immediately believed in what they had seen and heard.
Qi Lv escaped from the palace and returned to the Taifu's mansion, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. He asked the sheep shoulder to boil some hot water and take a bath to relieve fatigue. Bubble, relieved a lot.
After Qi Lu took a bath, Yi Yangjian came over to serve him, dried his hair and combed it again.Yan Yangjian hesitated, wanted to speak several times, but didn't know how to speak.
Seeing his hesitation, Qi Lu said, "Little Yang, what's the matter, do you have anything to say? But that mad dog Shihou bullied you again?"
Yan Yangjian quickly shook his head, took out something from his hand, it looked like a small flat zygote, stuffed it in Qi Lu's hand, and said in a hurry: "Teacher, please give me some medicine!" After saying that, he turned around and left the house immediately .
With a dazed face, Qi Lv picked up the little zygote in his hand, opened the lid, and a faint fragrance came to his face. Inside was an ointment-like ointment, pink and tender in color, like peach petals, but he didn't know what to do specifically. of.
Qi Lv was even more at a loss, what medicine did he use for his bruises?But I didn't hurt myself.
Qi Lv was at a loss when he heard the goat shoulder go and come back, saying: "Teacher, the emperor sent the eunuch here."
Qi Lu felt a "thud" in his heart, thinking that the emperor must have come to avenge him, perhaps to hold him accountable, otherwise, calling the eunuch over in such an early morning, what good would it do?
When Qi Lv came to the front hall of Taifu's mansion, the eunuch smiled, and he didn't look like he was here to criticize. He said with a smile: "Teacher Qi, I have come here to give rewards to Taifu by order of the emperor."
"Reward...reward?" Qi Lu looked at the eunuch strangely. Could it be that the eunuch was talking ironically. He was rude to the emperor so many times last night, and the emperor rewarded himself. Is the emperor probably a jerk?
The eunuch did come to see it, and he put several large red lacquer zygotes on the ground, one of which was flat, half as tall as a person, rectangular, and I don't know what was inside.
The eunuch left after seeing it, without bringing the emperor's censure, as if nothing happened last night.
Qi Lu said suspiciously: "Little Yang, open it and have a look."
"Yes, Tai Tuo." Ya Yangjian respectfully opened those red lacquer boxes one by one.
With a sound of "click—" Zygote punched the card, revealing the reward inside, two bronze ear cups, a small bronze bean, and many other decorations, no matter how familiar they look, this is not last night, he "looted" Is it the treasure of Taishi?
Qi Lu opened the rectangular zygote with his own hands, leaving only the word "Guan Guo", which is the longbow hanging on the east wall of the Lu bedroom!It's half a person's height, and it's carved with intricate patterns, which is so exquisite, Qi Lu couldn't put it down after seeing it yesterday, and felt that it was very valuable, so he never took it off after wearing it on his body.
Qi Lu: "..." Did the Son of Heaven hold grudges by sending these over?
Ji Lin didn't mention the hangover at all, he just sent some "rewards". In fact, Ji Lin knew that if Qi Lu remembered the drinking madness that day, he would definitely regret it. Did not say.
It's just that the emperor didn't say anything, but the officials and the princes had eyes, and they could see the ambiguous and hot bite mark on the emperor's neck. They didn't know that the bite mark was left by Qi Taifu, who once Treat Ji Lin like beef.
In addition, the eunuchs witnessed the emperor's favor on the palace's eunuch, so everyone said that the emperor fell in love with her, and the first woman of the emperor might be sealed soon, even though she was born as a female wine , It is impossible to be a wife, but a concubine may be okay.
There are gossips in the palace, and those who are idle and flustered will gossip. Qi Lv has become a spinning top these days, wishing he could take off on the same spot. To go to the border of Zheng State, everything needs to be properly arranged.
These days, Qi Lu almost regards the Zhengshitang as his home, and he spends every day in the Zhengshitang, even eating casually, without caring about anything else.Guo Gongji's father was in charge of the security matters this time, and he was also very busy. The two of them repeatedly read several drafts of the guards.
Qi Lu didn't hear about the emperor's scandal because he was busy, and there was another person who also didn't hear about the emperor's scandal. Isn't that Ji Lin himself?How could it be possible for the emperor to know about the rumors, they must pass on behind the emperor's back, so Ji Lin didn't know about it at all.
Ji Lin looked at the documents leisurely these days, because Qi Lu and Guo Gongji's father hadn't drafted the plan yet, so it was not the emperor's turn to be busy, and he would present it to the emperor when the plan was completed.
Ji Lin put down the paperwork, seeing the sun rising, it was almost noon, somehow, suddenly remembered the scene where Qi Lu was drunk that day, holding his face and praising his handsome appearance, Ji Lin laughed out loud for no reason, Seems to be in a good mood.
As soon as he thought of Qi Lu, he thought of the food made by Qi Lu. This seemed to be a kind of synesthesia. Ji Lin suddenly felt hungry, and especially wanted to eat braised chicken and rice.
Ji Lin said, "Qi Si."
"The servant girl is here." Mao Si hurried over to answer.
Ji Lin said: "Go and find Taifu Qi to see if he has finished work, and you say that I want to eat the stewed chicken and rice made by Taifu Qi. I wonder if Taifu Qi is free."
Mao Si replied, "Yes, the maidservant will go right away."
Yan Si quickly left the Lu Palace and headed for the Zhengshitang. Along the way, she met many court ladies and eunuchs, as well as the women who used to drink with her. Many of them looked down on her because of her ugly face.On the contrary, those female wines flattered her and said flatteringly: "Isn't this Man Si? Now that I'm with the emperor, it's different. If I get promoted in the future, don't forget our sisters."
Yan Si smiled, didn't speak at all, and didn't know what the smile meant, she just shook off those people and left, continuing to go to the Zhengshitang.
When Mao Si arrived at the Zhengshitang, Qi Lv was not there. Qi Lv and Guo Gongji's father were out of the palace. Because they were arranging the work of guards, they needed to go and have a look. Lu didn't even have time to eat lunch, so he left with Guo Gong directly.
Yan Si did not find Qi Lu, and she was not in a hurry, but went directly to Qi Lu's exclusive small dining room. She entered the dining room, and happened to see Zheng Ji. Here, she is studying her own new tricks. She likes to make exquisite snacks, so she does all kinds of them.
A few days ago, Qi Lu told Zheng Ji how to make "cheese", but these days, the success rate of making cheese is not very high, so Zheng Ji changed various ingredients to make cheese.
When Yan Si entered the dining room, Zheng Ji had already been busy for half a day.
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