spring and autumn officials

"Stinky dog!!"

General Shan Rong wanted to escape in troubled waters, but suddenly a puppy popped out from nowhere, even though the puppy is not big, it is still a milk dog, and it is also small, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, wishing that its head could compare with its body Big, but unexpectedly very fierce!

General Shanrong was probably trying to break his head, but he never thought that this "cruel" little dog was actually the emperor Zhou himself...

Ji Lin turned into a little dog, worried about Qi Lu, not because he was worried about Qi Lu's schemes, he had set traps for the Shanrong people again and again, no matter how smart the Shanrong people were, they would fall into a trap, But Ji Lin still couldn't help worrying.

Unexpectedly, Ji Lin's worry turned out to be an unexpected joy. As soon as the little dog ran over, he saw the sneaky Shan Rong general. He knew that the Shan Rong general wanted to escape. How could it be so easy Son?

The little dirt dog couldn't help but rushed up immediately, roaring angrily, what kind of little dirt dog does that posture look like?It is clearly a lion!

General Shan Rong was taken aback, didn't see what it was, subconsciously jumped forward, and immediately appeared in the sight of everyone, instantly exposed.Some of his Shanrong soldiers were arrested, and those who surrendered surrendered. They had no chance to counterattack, and now they were exposed again. It was like throwing themselves into a trap.

General Shan Rong rolled his eyes, and immediately turned around and ran away. How could the little dog do what he wished, jumping up and biting General Shan Rong's calf.

"what--!"

General Shanrong let out a cry of pain, only to feel severe pain in his calf, and it seemed that he was chasing a huge boulder on his leg, which was extremely heavy, and the movement of escaping stopped instantly.

Although the little dog is small in size, Qi Lu takes care of it very well on weekdays, especially after Qi Lu knows that the little dog is his boyfriend of the emperor. Feed some to the little dog, and the little dog didn't have any bad reaction after eating it, so the little dog didn't have to eat it anymore, "eat all kinds of Hesai", and now it has grown into a small weight!

The little dog bit the general Shan Rong's calf, which can be described as "sharp teeth and sharp mouth", and he would not let go when he bit it.

"Ahhh!! Stinky dog!! Let go—"

General Shan Rong roared, and immediately wanted to hit the little dog. The tiger and ben army behind him had rushed over, and suddenly escorted General Shan Rong to the ground. Countless halberds stabbed him like a shackle. Lie on the ground, unable to move.

Qi Lu watched the little dog bravely capture the thief, but the little dog was too young, Qi Lu, the "old father", had his heart aroused, and was so frightened that he wished he could spit it out of his throat. Escorted on the ground, Qi Lv quickly strode over and picked up the little dirt dog.

"Ouch!"

The little dog was actually quite fierce, baring its teeth, poking its tail, and shaking its small ears vigorously, as if it was threatening the General Shan Rong, and then made a few "Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah!" , The little dog bit him just now and spat hard several times.

Qi Lu checked the little dog up and down, wishing he could turn the little dog back several times. After Ji Lin became a little dog, he didn't wear clothes. Isn't it strange for a puppy to wear clothes?At this moment, Qi Lu went up and down, turned over his belly to check, and his dog's face was a little hot.

Seeing that the little native dog was fine, Qi Lu heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to look at the captured Shan Rong general. His face was covered in ashes, and the Huben army pulled him up from the ground, tied him up, and put him in shackles.

General Shanrong roared angrily: "You bastards!! Mediocre dogs—let go of me!! Zhou people are cunning, you are cunning, what kind of man are you?!"

Qi Lu hugged the puppy, glanced at the Shanrong general quietly, and said: "You Shanrong people, do you have such double standards? I respect myself as a hero, but in fact, what I said is full of tea, full of bitch Woolen cloth."

To be honest, General Shan Rong couldn't understand what Qi Lv was talking about, but it didn't hinder him. His tone must be sarcasm.

General Shan Rong yelled angrily, "Yi'er! What are you talking about!?"

Qi Lv raised his lips a bit, but he only raised one side of his lips. His smile was full of treacherous sycophancy, and he said, "Could it be that what Lv said is wrong? You arrange detailed work first, and kill my generals of the Great Zhou later. Now Lu is just using his own way to deal with his own body, so is this considered cunning?"

Indeed, the Shanrong people arranged a meticulous plan to sneak attack on Heibei's triumphant team, resulting in Heibei's death.

Qi Lu smiled faintly and said, "Maybe you haven't heard of it. There is a saying called 'A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye', but Lu has always disagreed with it. Fairness is fairness. I always feel that it is hard to get rid of my hatred."

As he said, he looked sideways at Zhou Gong Hei Jian, who was walking towards Shi Shiran. Hei Jian came over, holding the long bow in his hand, and it was this long bow that shot General Shan Rong off his horse.

Qi Lv said to Heijian: "Duke Zhou, in this camp, the gap between the Shanrong people and Duke Zhou is the biggest, Lu thinks that Duke Zhou will not disappoint people if you hand over the Shanrong people to Zhou Gong to deal with them? "

After hearing this, Hei Jian narrowed his eyes, and said "Bang!", and threw the longbow on the ground viciously. Seeing the enemy who killed his brother, he smiled instead of anger, with a sincere smile on his face , Said: "Since the Taifu has entrusted him with a heavy responsibility, then Heijian would be more respectful than obedient!"

General Shan Rong knew Hei Jian, and when he heard what Qi Lu said, he roared angrily, "No! You can't hand me over to him!"

Qi Lu smiled, and said in a very friendly way: "Why not? The defeated general, where did so many things come from?"

Qi Lv said to Duke Zhou Heijian again: "Duke Zhou, let the Shanrong people be dealt with by Duke Zhou, as long as Duke Zhou likes it, it doesn't matter whether Duke Zhou wants to cut his flesh or castrate him, it's just a point. But don't kill him."

Although the Shanrong generals are not from the Central Plains, to put it bluntly, these days, whether they are Rong people, Di people, Yi people or barbarians, they all regard the Central Plains culture as the "fashion". It's the same thing, but to put it bluntly, we still have to imitate, so General Shanrong also knows a lot about the culture of the Central Plains, such as castration...

General Shan Rong's hair stood on end immediately, and he shouted: "Yi'er!! Let me go—let me go! You sinister Zhou people!! Let me go!"

Qi Lv was already impatient, he waved his hands, Duke Zhou said coldly with Heijian: "Take it down, I will personally entertain the distinguished guests from Shan Rong."

The defeat of the Shan Rong was almost bloodless. The generals of the Shan Rong were captured, and all the elite troops were captured. There were indeed some Shan Rong garrisons on Peiqiu, but they were nothing to fear. The only thing left was to clean the battlefield. enough.

Hei Jian entered the prison, Guo Gong, Da Sima, etc. were all cleaning up the camp overnight, Qi Lu carried the little dog into the emperor's camp, and heaved a sigh of relief.

at last……

It's finally over.

Qi Lv seemed to be in deep thought. Although it came to an end, even though Shanrong was defeated, those who can't come back will never come back...

"Ouch..."

Qi Lu felt something arching his chin, and looked down, it was the "dog son" in his arms. The little dog seemed to feel Qi Lu's emotions, and immediately arched Qi Lu's chin with his big head. The ears also shrugged, as if to comfort Qi Lu.

Qi Lu restrained the expression on his face, and said with a smile: "Son, good job, I'll add chicken legs to you!"

"Ow!"

The little dog raised its ears and patted Qi Lu's arm with its small paws, as if protesting against Qi Lu calling him "son". Qi Lu already knew that the little dog was the emperor, but he couldn't change his words for a while.

The little dog shook his head in protest, as if he didn't want Qi Lu to call him his son.

Qi Lu deliberately misinterpreted the meaning of the little dog, and said with a smile: "Son, don't you want to add chicken legs? Do you want a kiss from Dad?"

After Qi Lu finished speaking, he lowered his head and kissed the little dirt dog on the forehead.

"Ow...Ow!"

The little dog barked fiercely, although he was still protesting, but his barking stuttered, and he touched his forehead with his small paw, feeling that it was a foul for Qi Lu to kiss him suddenly...

Early the next morning, after dawn, the little dog finally turned back into the emperor.

Ji Lin opened his eyes, stretched out his hand to touch, but he couldn't find Qi Lu, and there was nothing around him, so he turned over immediately, sure enough, Qi Lu, who had always been a sleepy sleeper, went somewhere.

The emperor immediately got up and changed his clothes, and said to the eunuch, "Did you see Taifu Qi?"

The eunuch said respectfully: "Go back to the emperor, Taifu Qi went to the dining room early in the morning before dawn."

It's true that Qi Lu likes cooking meals, but he also likes lazy beds, so it's quite fresh to go to the dining room before dawn. It's getting bloody."

Ji Lin paused for a while in straightening his collar, Mao Xuewang, isn't this the favorite dish of Heibei in the past?

Speaking of Maoxuewang, Ji Lin also has a delicious story. At that time, Qi Lu "followed" Heibei and wanted to win him over. Ji Lin deliberately told Qi Lu that Heibei likes spicy food. The better, in fact, Heibei can't eat spicy food at all.

Unexpectedly, by mistake later, Heibei actually liked the Maoxuewang made by Taifu Qi. In fact, Heibei was not unable to eat spicy food at all, but the spicy taste at that time was always bitter or pungent. Well, Hei Bei has never eaten such delicious bloody hair, so this dish has become Hei Bei's favourite.

Now when it comes to Maoxuewang, although the emperor feels that he should eat it, he can't help but sigh in his heart. General Shanrong was captured and the army of Shanrong was defeated. Qi Lu suddenly went to the dining room to make this dish. I'm afraid they want to pay homage to the black back...