spring and autumn officials

Qi Lu turned his head and glanced at the direction of the sleeping hall, the sleeping hall was shrouded in a dark night, Qi Lu thought of what the eunuch said just now, Fan Bo sent some beauties to honor the emperor.

Qi Lu murmured, "I'm afraid the Son of Heaven is enjoying the beauty's favor now..."

Thinking of this, Qi Lu began to feel vaguely tense again, and quickly shook his head and said, "I can't think about it, I can't think about it."

Qi Lu was in a trance with Chengpan in his hand, and warned himself not to think about it, then he heard a laugh and said, "Teacher Qi? Can't sleep?"

Qi Lu looked back, isn't this Zheng Boweisheng?In the middle of the night, Zheng Bowu didn't take a break, so he happened to meet Qi Lu who was in a daze.

Today is a celebration banquet, and drinking is inevitable at the banquet. Zheng Bozheng drank some wine, but he didn't eat anything. He felt uncomfortable in his stomach, so he couldn't sleep. Taifu Qi.

Zheng Bowusheng wanted to win Qi Lu to work in Zheng State, so when he saw Qi Lu, he naturally took the opportunity to have a chat. After a closer look, Qi Lu was holding a Chengpan in his hand, which exuded a faint fragrance. Needless to say, Zheng Bofang didn't feel hungry at all, he just felt unwell after drinking and couldn't sleep, who would have thought that when he heard this, he would actually get hungry, he just felt so hungry that he panicked.

Zheng Bowusheng said: "Teacher has made something delicious? That's right, it must have been when Yan was drinking just now. Taifu Qi didn't drink too much, so this time he will cook the meal himself. How many drinks are you going to have?"

Zheng Bowei was born to be greedy for the delicious food made by Qi Lu, and the smell was so delicious that it immediately whetted his appetite, and secondly, he wanted to take the opportunity to chat with Qi Lu.

Throughout the ages, many things have changed, but many things have not changed, such as the delicious food.Since ancient times, when talking about major issues, many of them started on this wine table. If you drink and eat, then you can talk about it.

Therefore, Zheng Bowusheng happened to be looking for this opportunity to get closer to Qi Lu, so he put on a "shy face", smiled gently, and said: "Qi Taifu's delicacy smells very delicious, I wonder if Wusheng has such a good taste? Why don't you and I enjoy such delicious food and have a drink or two?"

Qi Lu looked down at Chengpan in his hand, he wanted to make fried skewers for the emperor to eat, but now the emperor has "slept", maybe he was having a drink with some beauties, and his fried skewers The skewers cannot be sent out.

Once the skin of this deep-fried delicacy is soft, or the heat is stuffy, or the next day is reheated, it will lose its essence, and if it is fried again the next day, it will lose its essence , The taste of re-fried can be tasted as soon as you eat it.

Qi Lu thought to himself, since the Son of Heaven doesn't eat anyway, and he can't eat so much by himself, it would be a pity to invite Uncle Zheng to eat together, so as not to waste it.

Qi Lu didn't refuse, nodded and said, "It's Lu's honor if Zheng Gong rewards you, please."

Upon hearing Qi Lu's agreement, Mr. Zheng Bowu immediately said: "Teacher Qi has invited this delicious child, and good wine will naturally come from Wu. Taifu Qi wait a moment, Mr. Wu will go get the good wine."

Zheng Bowusheng quickly brought over a jar of good wine, and the two of them found a place, just outside the house where Qi Lv was staying. There was a small garden outside, although the vegetation was not lush in winter, but the scenery was not bad.

The two sat down, drinking and eating fried skewers.

Zheng Boweisheng had never eaten fried skewers before, and all the cooks in the state of Zheng misunderstood that Zheng Boweisheng had no partiality, and he never liked or disliked it. Even Zheng Boweisheng's younger brother, Gongsunzi, thought so. Few people know that even Zheng Bowu has a preference, but Zheng Bo is a "workaholic" and has never shown it.

The fried skewers made by Qi Lu today are suitable for Zheng Bowusheng's appetite. The taste of the fried skewers is fragrant and mellow, and there are many internal organs, such as fried chicken hearts, fried chicken gizzards, fried large intestines, etc., Zheng Bowusheng Only then did I realize that in the past, I only loved fatty intestines because I had never seen the world, and this fried chicken skin has become a delicacy in the world.

Zheng Boweisheng originally wanted to get close to Qi Taifu "elegantly", drinking, chatting and so on, but who knew that a little bit of fried chicken skin would cure all diseases, and the whole person's stomach would not feel uncomfortable, and his head would not hurt. Painful, very energetic, as if beaten with chicken blood, said in shock: "This chicken skin has always been regarded as a dirty thing by cooks. I never thought that it would be so delicious after passing through Qi Taifu's wonderful hands. Really Wonderful, wonderful!"

Qi Lu didn't think the fried chicken skin was so good, although Qi Lu also thought that what he made was delicious, but it wouldn't be so "scraping the sky and land"?Qi Lu secretly looked at Zheng Bo twice with very ignorant eyes. After all, Zheng Guo is a country of hegemony, why is the king of a country like a refugee?

Qi Lu had something on his mind, thinking that the emperor was "receiving the beauty's favor", so he was not very enthusiastic about eating fried skewers. Zheng Bowusheng's wine is really good, very sweet and mellow, wishing he could run down his throat, drink one cup and still want to drink, still want to drink, one cup after another, no matter how hard he can't get enough.

And Qi Lu found that the wine was not good, but after drinking a few cups, he was very sober, just like Zheng Bowei eating fried skewers raw, it can cure all diseases!

Zheng Bowei ate a few skewers raw, and when he looked up, Qi Lu drank more than half of the jar of wine, and couldn't help but say, "Teacher Qi's drinking capacity is really amazing."

Qi Lu said "ah?", and looked at Zheng Boweisheng strangely, Zheng Bowusheng said with a smile: "I am dissatisfied with Taifu Qi, this wine has another name, called Qibuzui, although it is sweet and delicious, but it has a great aftertaste , easy to get on the head, no matter how good the drinker is, he can't drink more than three cups, and he will definitely pass out within seven steps."

Qi Lu waved his hand and said boldly: "Hey! It's all nonsense!"

He said, stood up, and said: "What is Qibuzui, I still have Qibu poetry, let me show you! One... Oops!"

Qi Lu's tone was much bolder than before, and he was not polite at all. He stood up and took a big step. Just after taking a step, his body suddenly went limp, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

When Zheng Bowei saw it, he couldn't laugh or cry. It turned out that Taifu Qi was already drunk, and the drunk didn't even know that he was drunk, but felt that he was sober.

Zheng Bowusheng originally wanted to get close to Qi Lu, but Qi Lu was drunk at the moment, and it was useless, but fortunately, fried skewers are good.

Zheng Bowusheng threw Qi Lu down on the ground, hurried over to help Qi Lu up, and said, "Teacher Qi, get up quickly, the ground is cold, be careful of the wind and cold."

Qi Lu fell to the ground and didn't get up. His whole body was limp, as if he had no bones, and he couldn't get up at all. He lay on his back on the ground, feeling hot all over his body, and the breeze was quite comfortable.The moonlight in front of him was blocked by Zheng Bowusheng. Qi Lu raised his head and looked at Zheng Bowusheng. He felt that Zheng Bowusheng was shaking back and forth. He waved his hands and said, "Don't...don't shake it! It makes me dizzy!"

Zheng Bo Wusheng was almost amused by him, and said: "Teacher, Wusheng is not shaking."

Qi Lv narrowed his eyes, stared at Zheng Bowusheng carefully, and then showed an expression of sudden realization, and said in a soft voice: "Brother apprentice, so it's you..."

Zheng Bowei was taken aback, apprentice brother?what is that?

Qi Lu lay on the ground, "Hehe" smirked, and said, "Brother apprentice, you...you look so good!"

Zheng Bowusheng: "..."

Zheng Bowusheng found that Qi Lu was drunk and wanted to help him up, and handed him over to the palace servants, who sent Qi Lu back to rest, so he persuaded him, "Mr. stop."

Zheng Bowei went to help Qi Lv, Qi Lv didn't make trouble this time, and was limply lifted up by Zheng Bowei, almost like a rope, still "twirling", leaning on Zheng Bowu's chest and giggling.

Zheng Bozheng had only seen Taifu Qi who was inscrutable, and Taifu Qi who was resourceful, but he had never seen Taifu Qi who was drunk and flirting. Today he saw it, and said: "Teacher, come, look at Under your feet, don't step on the ground... right, lift your feet, lift... hey!"

thump—

Zheng Bowusheng said, but Qi Lu didn't hear it at all, Qi Lu stepped on Zheng Bowusheng's clothes, the two people's clothes were both robes and sleeves, they were directly twisted together, "Boom!" and fell down in the grass , Zheng Boweisheng even made Qi Lu a backrest, but Qi Lu didn't fall anything, Zheng Bowusheng fell and his back hurts.

Qi Lu lay on Zheng Bowusheng's chest, and started giggling again, unable to get up, and started rolling up his arms and sleeves, showing a bully look, while rolling up his sleeves, he said: "My brother, your chest muscles are so big! , Let the master feel it!"

Ji Lin turned into a little dog after midnight, and because Qi Lu hadn't recovered his memory, Ji Lin was still very worried. After turning into a little dog, he planned to see if Qi Lu had fallen asleep.

The little dog slipped out of the dormitory, wagging its tail, and headed towards Qi Lu's house. Halfway there, it suddenly smelled an indescribable fragrance, which was very attractive. The little dog's tail wagged Even more powerful, like a small radar, running non-stop.

The little dog ran over following the scent, and it turned out to be the scent coming from Taifu Qi's courtyard. Before he entered the courtyard, he heard Qi Lu's voice "hehe" smirking, saying something, "Brother apprentice, you are so beautiful!"

Little dirt dog: "Aww?"

The little dog ran into Qi Lu's courtyard, and saw that in the small garden in front of Qi Lu's house, under the "bright heaven and earth", under the dark and ambiguous moonlight, the little dog immediately opened a pair of black grape-like eyes. Gouyan saw such a shocking scene.

Both Qi Lu and Zheng Bowusheng fell on the grass, Taifu Qi still looked like a bully, suppressing Zheng Bowusheng, who was much taller than him, and was picking up Zheng Bowusheng's robe, and said boldly: "Your apprentice, you can Follow the law!"

Seeing it, the little dog's fur stood on end, and immediately "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Health, don't let two people get too close.

Qi Lu was so drunk that he didn't realize that he was molesting the wrong person at all. He held Zheng Bowusheng's cheeks with both hands, his eyes were half drunk, and he suddenly showed a shocked expression.

Zheng Bowusheng clutched his neckline tightly, and heaved a sigh of relief seeing Qi Lu's expression, thinking that Taifu Qi had recognized Gu.

Before the big stone in Zheng Bowusheng's heart fell to the ground, Qi Lu murmured in a shocked voice: "Son of Heaven, why do you suddenly have so many wrinkles?"

Zheng Bowusheng: "..."

Son of Heaven: "..."