spring and autumn officials
Chapter 103 The Big Scumbag
After noon, Qi Guoguo's daughter was dying and wanted to camp to rest.
Although Ji Ya felt that time was too late and didn't want to slow down, but Qi Guoguo's weak body was not because of her stubbornness. Set up camp and go on the road tomorrow.
Because their journey was too slow, the envoys from the Qi Kingdom had already caught up, and they would arrive at the camp this afternoon to join the sending-off team.
The State of Qi has already sent someone to mention it to Qi Lu before, and the State Council of Qi will send another envoy to send off the relatives. Because of the hijacking of the envoy of the State of Qi, Lufu of Qi is not at ease to send off the relatives. The State of Qi attaches great importance to this marriage with the State of Zheng, so Another messenger was sent.
The emissary this time is the eldest son of Qi Hou Lufu, who is also the current orthodox prince of Qi, and the eldest brother of Duke Huan of Qi, who will rule the Spring and Autumn Period in the future, named Zhu'er.
Prince Zhu'er is Qihou Lufu's direct son, and being a prince is a legitimate thing, but Qihou Lufu has a very good relationship with his younger brother Yi Zhongnian, so he prefers his nephew, that is, Gongsun Wuzhi.
Although Gongsun Wuzhi is a Gongsun, not a son, let alone a prince, his expenditure on food and clothing far exceeds that of the other two sons of Qi, and he is already exactly the same as the prince Zhuer. He is very "well-behaved" and is very fond of the elders, so Qihou Lufu loves this sensible nephew more than his son. He once joked that his second son, Gongzi Jiu, and third son, Xiaobai, were still young, and his eldest son Zhu If you don't become a talent, if you wait for yourself to fail, you might as well pass the throne to Gongsun Wuzhi.
Because of Qi Hou Lufu's joke, Gongsun Wuzhi's status in Qi State is unmatched. This time, the task of sending off relatives falls on Gongsun Wuzhi's shoulders, and he will take a trip to Zheng State , It is indeed a good job to recruit Zheng Guo's contacts without getting rich and lucrative.
But something happened to the mission of the Qi State, and Qi Hou Lufu was worried. The princes and sons saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it. How could Gongsun Wuzhi be satisfied?He immediately reported to Qihou Lufu, "asking for his life in danger", and invited him to be the second special envoy of Qi to come to help.
So just like that, the prince of Qi State, and the prince-like Gongsun Wuzhi of Qi State, all became special envoys to send relatives.
The footsteps of the daughter of Qi State are too slow, the second special envoy of Qi Hou has arrived and will arrive at the camp soon.The special envoy of the State of Qi is the crown prince of the State of Qi. Although his status is extremely noble, he is still inferior to the emperor. Therefore, it is impossible for Ji Lin to greet him in person. It is too much face for him, so this task falls on Qi Lu's shoulders.
Qi Lu is the teacher of the emperor, so his status is very high, and he is the head of the three princes. It is enough face to welcome the envoy of Qi State.It's just that Qi Lu is a little younger. In that era, veterans were usually responsible for welcoming envoys. There was also an unwritten rule that the older people came out to greet them, the more respect they could show.Qi Lu is already in a high position, but he is still younger, but fortunately, the princes are not too old, younger than Qi Lu, so there is nothing wrong with it.
When Qi Lu and his party came to the gate of the camp, they saw Prince Zhu'er as expected.
Prince Zhu'er stood on the cart, dressed lightly, and drove all the way, and soon came to the gate of the camp, jumped off the cart, and said to Qi Lu, "Prince of Qi, Zhu'er, I have seen Taifu Qi."
When Qi Lu looked at the prince Zhu'er from afar, he felt a sigh in his heart, no wonder that Qihou Lufu liked Gongsun Wuzhi more, Qi Lu is not a person of appearance, but looking at it this way, the first impression of Prince Zhu'er and Gongsun Wuzhi It's also too far away.
Although Gongsun Wuzhi is a dude, he has an unusually well-behaved appearance. He is the kind of obedient and obedient type that especially appeals to the elderly, and also attracts girls.And this prince, Zhu'er, was obviously young, but he looked a little old, and a greasy feeling came over his face.
To put it bluntly, Gongsun Wuzhi's appearance can make people fall in love at first sight, but the prince Zhu'er obviously cannot win by his appearance.
Qi Lu bowed his hands and said: "Prince Qi is very polite."
They complimented each other. Although Qi Lu was afraid of trouble, welcoming the special envoy was already a troublesome job, and procedures had to be followed.
At this moment, someone came late from the camp, stretched his waist, yawned, his whole body seemed to be unstretched, and said, "Hey, isn't this the eldest brother?"
There are not many people who can be called the eldest brother of the prince, but in this camp, there is only one person - Gongsun Wuzhi.
Qi State came to envoys, in addition to the royal family to welcome them, Qi State's own people must also be prepared, but Gongsun Wuzhi arrived late, and his face was lazy, and he spoke without sincerity, saying: "The prince is here. When did it come, why have I never heard of it?"
As soon as the prince Zhu'er saw Gongsun Wuzhi, his complexion immediately fell, he squinted his eyes, and said, "Your father ordered me to take over the post of special envoy for sending you off."
Gongsun Wuzhi sneered and said, "Fuck your ass!"
Qi Lu: "..." Qi Lu knew that Gongsun Wuzhi and the prince Zhu'er were at odds, but he didn't expect them to quarrel so directly.
Gongsun Wuzhi said: "Your Majesty just asked you to assist me as a special envoy to see off my relatives. You are fine. What are you going to take over? The majestic Prince of Qi, false edicts, if your Majesty hears about it, you can't bear it. Walk!"
What Qihou Lufu meant was indeed to let them be special envoys together. The prince Zhu'er said that in order to refresh Gongsun Wuzhi's spirit, but he didn't know that he was robbed by Gongsun Wuzhi.
Gongsun Wuzhi scolded Prince Zhu'er, he was not polite at all, he raised his chin arrogantly, yawned, waved his hand and said, "Meng Yang, let's go, I'm sleepy, I don't want to hear the dog barking!"
"You!" The prince Zhu'er's face was livid with anger, but Gongsun Wuzhi had already left, and went back after a cutscene.
Qi Lv raised his eyebrows, and said to himself, let's fight, the harder the fight, the better, the snipe and the clam fight, only the fisherman can benefit, right?
In the afternoon, they camped and rested in the camp. There was nothing else to do. Qi Lu went to bed early. The next day, when the sky was just getting brighter, Qi Lu was shaken awake, with Ji Lin's deep voice next to his ears.
"Teacher, are you awake?"
"Master?"
"Teacher..."
Qi Lv thought he was going on his way. Hearing the sound of the Son of Heaven calling for a soul, he opened his eyes wearily. When he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that the sky was a little dark.
Qi Lu's eyelids wished they could stick together, as if he had a jujube in his mouth, he said, "Just...let Lu sleep for a while..."
"Taifu, Taifu," the emperor said, "unyielding", shaking Qi Lu lightly, and said, "Teacher, how about this crown of widow?"
Crown?
Qi Lv tried his best and almost "opened" a slit in his eyes, and gave the emperor a sleepy look. In such an early morning, the emperor was dressed neatly, which was different from usual, and he even wore a more fancy head crown.
Qi Lu said vaguely, "Ah...? A tiara? It's good, it's pretty..."
It was clearly perfunctory, and after the perfunctory, he was about to close his eyes and go back to sleep.
Ji Lin shook Qi Lu again, tirelessly, and said, "Teacher Taifu, don't sleep, take a quick look, is this widow's tiara pretty?"
The Son of Heaven doesn't pay much attention to dressing, after all, the Son of Heaven is "naturally beautiful", with a natural clothes shelf, he looks good in anything, and he can wear whatever he wants, Qi Lu is puzzled, why did he change his temper today, insisting on letting him What about his crown?
Ji Lin said: "Teacher, take a closer look, the widow's crown is the same as the one worn by the grandson and grandson yesterday, but it is the same. Does it look good on the widow?"
After hearing it at first, Qi Lu finally understood.Yesterday, Qi Lu said to Gongsunzi, "Your hat is so beautiful." At that time, Qi Lu lamented that Gongsunzi would be cuckolded. If they didn't find out that the daughter of Qi State was pregnant, Gongsunzi would really have sex with the daughter of Qi State. After getting married, wouldn't he be put on a cuckold and become a receiver, a cheap daddy?Therefore, Qi Lu sighed that your hat is so beautiful, it was a completely joking sigh, who knew that there was a generation gap between the emperor and himself, a gap of thousands of years.
Ji Lin didn't catch the joke at all, but thought that Qi Lu really liked Gongsun Zidu's tiara, so he started playing the "Tianzi Dress Up Game" early this morning, changed several tiaras, and specially invited Gongsun Zidu's tiara Same style hair crown.
The Son of Heaven does not pay much attention to dressing, and his clothes are all black to set off the Ninth Five-Year King, while Gongsunzi pays more attention to appearance, and Gongsunzi is not only the most beautiful man in Zheng State, but also the "fashion vane" of the princes , Gongsun Zidu's tiara is much more "flashy" than the emperor's tiara. Ji Lin put in good intentions and sent someone to make it overnight. It was delivered early this morning, and she couldn't wait to put it on for Qi Lu to have a look at.
Qi Lu: "..."
Taifu Qi was suddenly completely speechless for a moment, and all sleepiness disappeared, all of which were dispelled by the emperor's naive aura.But I have to say that the Son of Heaven is handsome enough without dressing up on weekdays, but when he dresses up, he seems to be... outrageous!
The handsome aura seemed to be blowing out, but also like leaking from the side, no matter what you could stop it.
Qi Lu had no choice but to cooperate with the emperor in the game of dressing up early in the morning. He was no longer sleepy, and it was still early, so he was going to the dining room to make breakfast for the emperor. They all like to eat delicious butter, so Qi Lu plans to save more butter.
After Qi Lu washed up, he let the emperor obediently "beautiful as a flower" in the camp, and went to the dining room by himself.
It was too early, the cooks hadn't woken up yet, and Qi Lu was alone in the dining room.
Qi Lu got some milk and was about to lift the milk, but at this moment there were footsteps coming this way, Qi Lu thought it was the cook coming, but when he took a closer look, he saw a skirt.
This is clearly a woman's skirt!
Qi Lu was in the dining room, so the woman who came in didn't see Qi Lu, and said softly: "Go and watch outside, if someone comes, hurry up and let me know, you know?"
"Yes, country girl."
Then there was another series of footsteps, and someone walked out again.
Qi Lv was in the dining room, although he couldn't see who was coming, only saw a touch of the woman's skirt, but he could still tell it by the voice, wasn't it the daughter of the country of Qi?And the woman who just walked out to "watch the wind" should be the maid next to the country girl.
Qi Lu wondered in surprise, what are the girls of Qi State doing in the dining room so early in the morning?If she is hungry, just ask the maid to bring some food, and let the maid go out to watch the wind?
Qi Lu rolled his eyes, squatted down quickly, and hid behind the stove, trying to listen carefully to what the wall was.Sure enough, after a while, someone came in again, this time the footsteps were a bit heavy, and then Qi Lu heard the surprised voice of Qi Guoguo's daughter: "Brother, you are finally here!"
brother?
Qi Lu's mind flashed "噗!", isn't the younger brother of the daughter of Qi State Gongsun Wuzhi?Is it possible that the daughter of the state of Qi came to the dining room so early to avoid the eyes and ears and meet Gongsun Wuzhi?
Qi Lu ate a big melon, held his breath and listened quietly.
The other party's voice was very low and couldn't be heard clearly, vaguely saying: "My good sister..."
Qi Lu didn't expect to watch such a heavy-handed side, and he was certain in his heart that when the daughter of Qi Guoguo and Gongsun Wuzhi had a big melon, he suddenly heard a loud voice shouting: "Meng Yang? Where did you die? Let you give it to me." This Gongsun has some hot soup, and he hasn’t come back for such a long time!”
Qi Lu was stunned for a moment, the loud voice seemed to be Gongsun Wuzhi?
Gongsun Wuzhi's voice came from a distance, it should be from a long distance, the voice from it was not loud, but it was very real.If Gongsun Wuzhi is not in the dining room, who is the "brother" in the dining room?
Qi Lv became more and more curious. He leaned on the stove and slowly poked his head out. He looked out cautiously, only for one look, and quickly retracted his neck.
There is indeed a man beside the daughter of the State of Qi, and that man is indeed the younger brother of the daughter of the State of Qi, but it is indeed not Gongsun Wuzhi, but someone else. Isn't this man the special envoy of the State of Qi who arrived at the camp yesterday, Prince Zhuer?
Qi Lu glanced at it, his heart was beating violently, it turned out to be Prince Zhu'er?The daughter of the state of Qi is the cousin of the prince Zhu'er, and it is reasonable for the daughter of the country to call Zhu'er's younger brother. Qi Lu never expected that this person is Zhu'er, not Gongsun Wuzhi.
It's no wonder that the prince's sons rushed over all the time, firstly because the special envoy to see off relatives was a good job and there was money to be made.The daughter of the state of Qi is already pregnant. If she really married into the state of Zheng in this way, it would not be enough for the crown prince Zhuer to have a few brains.
The daughter of the State of Qi and the prince Zhu'er didn't know that there were still people in the dining room, and the two of them picked up a private meeting in a place where no one was there. Who knew that Qi Lv would be in the dining room at this moment?
The daughter of the state of Qi was very happy to see the prince Zhu'er, and then she became sad, and said: "brother, what should I do, I will go to the state of Zheng soon, and there will be a few more days, so I can't delay, you take me away quickly Come on! I don't want to marry any grandson, I only have my brother in my heart, don't you know my brother?"
The prince Zhu'er said comfortingly: "My good sister, don't worry, don't worry, but don't be so anxious!"
The daughter of the State of Qi said: "How can I not be in a hurry? I can't hide it anymore! If the people of Zheng Guo find out about this, we will all be finished. Why don't you say I am in a hurry!"
The prince Zhu'er said again: "Sister, don't you believe me? I have my own way, and I will definitely protect my sister, so you can rest assured."
The daughter of the state of Qi asked: "What is the method?"
Prince Zhu'er didn't say anything, but said: "Sister, just rest assured, everything is mine."
The prince Zhu'er didn't know why, but he didn't say this perfect idea, but just comforted the daughter of the country of Qi, not to mention, Zhu'er has a good way of smooth tongue, don't look at his ordinary appearance, and his ideas are greasy, and he doesn't care about it. Whether it is the daughter of the Qi State or the future sister Wen Jiang, they are all first-class and stunning beauties, but such beauties all fall in love with Zhuer, which shows that Zhuer really has a way of coaxing people.
The two of them talked for a while, and the maid came in to announce the news: "National daughter, let's go! The cooks are coming!"
The daughter of Qi Guoguo was reluctant to leave Zhuer, but in order not to be discovered, she left quickly. The two of them went one after another, deliberately avoiding suspicion.
Qi Lu waited for them to leave, then patted the dirt on his body from behind the stove, stood up, smiled, and said, "The dining room is really a good place to listen to the walls."
I don’t know how many times Qi Lu heard about the walls in the dining room. In fact, I don’t blame Qi Lu for being lucky. It's unbearable, it's difficult to enter the elegant hall, and they all have a contemptuous attitude towards the dining room, thinking that planning in such a humble place will never be discovered.
Who knows that Taifu Qi just likes to go to "humble" places.
Qi Lu immediately left the dining room, ready to share the big melon with the emperor, but the emperor guessed wrong, the younger brother was not Gongsun Wuzhi, but the prince Zhuer.
Qi Lu happily trotted all the way back to the emperor's tent. The emperor was very happy to see Qi Lu come back, and said with a smile, "Teacher, where's breakfast?"
Qi Lu came to his senses now, and was so focused on eating melons that he completely forgot about breakfast, and said blankly, "I forgot to do it..."
Son of Heaven: "..."
Qi Lu shared the big melon with the emperor, Ji Lin frowned and said, "So it's the prince Zhuer."
The crown prince is the future prince of Qi, and that represents Qi's face. Zhu'er has always behaved badly, and he likes to mess with flowers and grass. This time it can be regarded as a big disaster.A few days ago, Qi Lu thought that Gongsun was ignorant, and this matter was already very interesting. Now that Gongsun directly jumped to become the prince of Qi, the prince of Qi cuckolded Gongsun of Zheng. big drama.
Qi Lu rubbed his chin and said, "Let's not startle the snakes, we will expose it after we enter the state of Zheng, and see how the state of Qi and state of Zheng are still married?"
This wedding is destined to be very lively...
Qi Lu said again: "It's just a little bit."
The emperor said: "What? What is the Taifu still worried about?"
Qi Lv said: "Lv just heard that the prince and his sons have their own methods, so that the daughters of the state of Qi should not worry."
This daughter of Qi State is pregnant, and it will be three months soon, and she will show her body immediately, and the prince and Zhuer don't let her worry, Qi Lv really wants to know what the method is.
Qi Lv is so smart and has so many ghost ideas, but he has no way out. He has been unable to figure this out. Could it be that the princes are perfunctory to the daughters of the country of Qi?But if the matter is exposed, the prince and his sons will also be involved in such a big scandal, they will definitely be implicated, and it should not be perfunctory.
Qi Lu's eyes turned around, and he looked at the emperor with a smile. The alarm bells in the emperor's heart immediately shook, and he suddenly had the illusion that he wanted to reach out and hug him tightly. familiar.
Sure enough, Qi Lu said with a smile: "Son, I actually want to know what the prince's method is. It's quite simple. I'll trouble the emperor to go to the tent of the prince to inquire about it tonight. Maybe you can hear something big." information?"
Ji Lin's eyelids twitched, and he said, "Again?"
That day, after Qi Lu made the emperor into a little dog, he went to eavesdrop on the women's camp of Qi State. The emperor turned from a tool man into a tool dog, and he didn't know whether he was downgraded or sublimated.
Although it is indeed easy to inquire about information, after all, who would doubt a puppy?In particular, the little dog Tianzi was still a humble, simple-minded little dog with no noble blood at all. If he was caught, he would think it was a little wild dog.
But when Ji Lin thought about being chased and beaten up and down when he was inquiring about the news that day, the emperor's self-esteem was completely frustrated, so he said: "No, I won't go."
Qi Lu knew that the emperor didn't want to go, so he said with a serious face: "The emperor, the matter is very important, please put the overall situation first."
The last time Ji Lin was chased and beaten by a maid, he had already been beaten psychologically. It was a matter of the dog's dignity, so he naturally didn't want to go again. Said: "Lin'er, Tai Tu will make you creamy mushroom soup, okay?"
The emperor's eyelids twitched, and he didn't know if the creamy mushroom soup was too delicious and fresh, or the sentence "Lin'er" was too sweet. Anyway, when the emperor heard Taifu Qi's words, his heart jumped violently, and the corners of his lips finally tensed. Couldn't stop, the determination on that face was also a little shaken, he looked sideways and said: "Call me again, Tai Tuo call Lin'er again."
Don't say one sound, a hundred will be fine.
Qi Lu said without principle: "Lin'er, Lin'er, Lin'er!"
An hour later, Qi Lu patted the little dog's big head, rubbed his little ears, and said with a smile, "Go, Pikachu."
Little dog: "Aww?" What's the matter?
Resigned to his fate, the little dog came out of the tent of the emperor, shuttled through the camp again familiarly, and headed for the tent of Zhu'er, the envoy of the state of Qi.
The little dog approached the tent and looked, the princes and sons seemed to have rested, the lights in the tent were turned off, there was no light, but when he listened carefully, his little ears stood up and trembled twice, nothing could fool the little dog, even though the tent The lights were turned off inside, but there were still voices inside, and the princes and children never rested.
The little dog wagged its tail, and tried its best to get in from the corner of the tent, "Gudong!" There was a muffled sound, because the gap at the corner was too small, the little dog's fat buttocks almost got stuck, and it shook several times. Only then did he squeeze in wagging his head, and even rolled on the spot, bumping into the table, covering his head.
Because the little dog's paws are too short, the action of covering his head is a bit difficult, and he rubs his head as if he is cute.
"Ah! What's the sound?"
There was an exclamation from inside the camp. The little dog was still rubbing his head, and his ears were stiffened when he heard the sound. .
The little dog retreated into the corner, covered his dog's mouth with his paws, and made no sound, his big eyes rolled around. How could there be a woman's voice in the tent of Prince Zhu'er?And it sounded very familiar.
"I heard voices outside." The woman's voice spoke again.
The little dog squinted his eyes, this time he heard it right, it was definitely a woman's voice, and it was the voice of a woman from Qi State, no wonder it was so familiar.
After the time passed, the daughter of the state of Qi was actually in the tent of the prince Zhuer, and she really couldn't escape. Qi Lu heard it right, and the younger brother was the prince Zhuer.
Immediately, the voice of the prince's sons came, saying: "Sister, you must have heard wrongly, there is no one, let me send them out to watch out."
The voice of a girl from Qi State said: "Brother, after tomorrow, we will enter Zheng State. What is your method? Does it really work?"
Prince Zhu'er's mouth was very strict, and he didn't even tell the daughters of the state of Qi. He just said: "Sister, don't worry, this method will definitely be taken care of, sister don't need to worry, don't you believe me?"
"I just believe in you!" The girl of Qi State said in a shy voice, "Brother, my sister has done so much for you, you can't let her down."
"Just don't worry." Prince Zhu'er said again: "It's too late, my sister should go back and rest, don't tire yourself out."
The prince Zhu'er talked sweetly again, the little dog heard the voice of the daughter of Qi Guoguo coming out, and quickly hid herself, the daughter of the country quickly left the camp, leaving only the prince Zhu'er in the camp.
The little dog saw that all the daughters of the Qi State had left, and it seemed that there was nothing to be found out today. The princes were too tight-lipped and did not reveal anything, even the daughters of the Qi State.
The little dog always thinks that there is something wrong with the crown prince and Zhuer. He even hides it from the daughters of the country of Qi. Why does he think this method is not as good as he said?
The little dog wanted to leave, but the prince Zhu'er stood outside the tent and did not go in, so it was difficult for the little dog to get out, for fear of being seen by the prince Zhu'er, he had to hide in the corner first.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Prince Zhu'er suddenly said, "Come here."
A follower came in from the outside and said, "Prince, please tell me."
The faces of the prince's sons were gloomy, revealing a look of ferocity, and said with a sneer: "I heard that these days, the daughters of the country don't think about food and have no appetite?"
"Exactly." The follower said: "The cooks have been worrying about this matter all the time. They don't know what to cook for the women of the country."
Prince Zhu'er's face turned gloomy, and he said: "Order the dining room to make some sweet and sour appetizers for the daughters of the country, and bring more for three meals a day."
Shizi?
The little dog tilted his head strangely.He knew that it was hawthorn in plain terms. It was not until the Song Dynasty that it was called hawthorn. Before that, hawthorn had various names.
The little dog remembers that Qi Lu also made delicious food with scorpion seeds before. Qi Lu used scorpion seeds to make fried red fruits and gave them to Zheng Bowusheng's mother, Wu Jiang, which made the emperor eat a big meal. I can spit out sour water even if I didn't eat the scorpion.
Hearing this, the servant agreed and left.
The little dog was very puzzled, because the son was very ordinary, and as a nobleman, he had enough to eat, why the prince and his sons would order the followers so gloomyly, he really couldn't figure it out.When the prince Zhuer walked into the inner room, the little dog crawled out by rubbing against the ground, ready to get out through the gap in the tent.
The little dog's movements were very sensitive, but when it reached the gap, it got stuck again. It shook its tail vigorously, squeezed, squeezed, squeezed, just when he was about to squeeze out...
"Wang!"
The little dog barked suddenly, for no other reason, he suddenly felt that his tail was being grabbed.The little dirt dog was squeezed with its head facing outwards, and at this moment someone grabbed its tail, and it was impossible to see who it was, so it broke into a cold sweat.
Immediately after, the little dog was pulled by its tail and picked up. After a closer look, it turned out to be the prince Zhuer.
Prince Zhu'er heard the movement, came out and saw a little wild dog running wild in his camp, immediately grabbed it, pulled it up and said, "A wild dog? I thought it was a mouse, but I didn't expect it to be a dog. "
"Oooooooo-"
The little dog scratched its little paw vigorously, tears filled its heart, it seems that the widow is not suitable for listening to the wall, accidents happen every time.
Prince Zhu'er grabbed the little dog and said with a sneer, "You bastard, I hate little bastards with fur. Come here!"
The servant came back again, and the prince Zhu'er handed the little dog to the servant, saying: "Peel off its skin, and cook a pot of dog meat to eat, just to warm up in this winter."
Little dog: "Aww!!" Presumptuous!
The little dirt dog struggled hard and kicked its short legs, but it was caught by the back of fate's neck and couldn't move at all. The follower carried the little dirt dog out of the tent and prepared to hand it over to the dining room.
Qi Lu asked Ji Lin to go and inquire, while he waited in the tent for a long time, almost fell asleep, but the emperor still didn't come back, unexpectedly heard a series of earth-shattering "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" The cry is very familiar.
"Oops," Qi Lu rolled over and got up from the couch, and said, "Could something be wrong with your son?"
Prince Zhu'er caught the little dog, and indeed he did not suspect that the little dog was a "smart work", but to eat the little dog, Qi Lv ran over following the sound of the dog barking, and saw some cooks getting a basin of water, "Bathing" a puppy.
"This dog, who ran in from nowhere, is covered in dirt."
"Wash well, or your teeth will be dirty."
"Clean it up and stew it quickly."
The little dog was held in the basin by several cooks, and it was splashing all over the place. Qi Lu ran over to take a look, and saw the little dog holding the edge of the barrel like a pitiful child. When he saw himself, It's even more pitiful.
Qi Lv ran over quickly, snatched the little dirt dog, regardless of whether the little dirt dog was wet or not, and hugged it in his arms. In this winter, the cooks bathed the little dirt dog, but they didn't use warm water. The only thing I needed was cold water, and the cold puppy shivered.
Qi Lu quickly wrapped the little dog in his own clothes, with a protective look on his face.
The cooks were a little dazed, and said, "Qi... Taifu Qi?"
Qi Lu frowned, and said: "This dog is raised by Lu, and he ran away accidentally just now."
The cooks were taken aback, they almost cooked Taifu Qi's pet!If this is really cooked, isn't it a capital offense?
The cooks hurriedly said: "Teacher, forgive me, forgive me! I don't know, I don't know that this dog is Taifu's pet."
Qi Lu didn't say much, and hurried to the tent with the little dog in his arms. After entering the tent, he ordered the sheep shoulder to bring hot soup, and bathed the little dog with hot soup quickly.
The little dog almost escaped death, grabbed the edge of the hot soup bucket, hissed hard, "Ah!" and sneezed a little, with pitiful eyes.
For the rest of his life, the emperor didn't want to recall what happened last night. He was almost taken away by Wen Ding, who was made into dog meat. The next day, when the sky brightened, Ji Lin turned from a little dog back into the emperor, and immediately woke up. It was a nightmare...
Qi Lu was tossing around late yesterday, and was woken up by Ji Lin early in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he found that Ji Lin was holding his arm, looking like a clingy and pitiful child, insisting on relying on Qi Lu's help. On the shoulder, he also said in a low and hoarse voice: "Teacher, I thought I would never see him again. For the sake of the teacher, the widow was almost turned into a dog meat warming pot. The teacher must be more gentle to the widow in the future."
Qi Lu: "..."
The emperor didn't find out any useful information yesterday, and he was almost made into a dog meat hot pot. He said casually: "The prince of Qi ordered his followers to make more dumplings for the daughters of the state of Qi. He said that there should be three meals a day. Appetizer for women."
"Huangzi?!"
The emperor just said casually, he didn't find anything wrong, but Qi Lv was surprised, as if he found something, and said: "Prince Qi really said that?"
Ji Lin nodded and said, "Exactly, Taifu, what's wrong with this young man?"
Qi Lu narrowed his eyes and said: "Lü finally understands, finally understands what the good method the prince Zhuer said is what it is, it is simply a sinister method."
The emperor was even more confused, why didn't he understand?
In fact, this is not due to the emperor's "ignorance". After all, the emperor has not yet married, and his first love is Taifu Qi.
According to traditional Chinese medicine, sour taste is the main astringent, especially hawthorn, which can stimulate uterine contraction, and hawthorn also has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. If pregnant women eat too much, these two aspects are likely to cause miscarriage.Many pregnant women like to eat hot and sour food during pregnancy, but it is absolutely not recommended to eat more hawthorn to appetize, let alone eat three meals a day.
When Qi Lu heard what Prince Zhu'er said, he immediately understood, no wonder Prince Zhu'er killed him and didn't tell Qi Guoguo what this good idea was, because it was not a good idea at all.This method is a good method for the prince and Zhu'er. Once the daughter of the state of Qi has a miscarriage, there will be no evidence of death, and the prince and Zhu'er will be able to get rid of the ties.
Qi Lu shook his head and said, "Scumbags are scary enough, but the most terrifying thing is that they don't look good."
After listening to Qi Lu's analysis, the Son of Heaven frowned, and said, "Prince Qi wants to cut grass and root out the roots before he enters the state of Zheng, and the widow will not allow him to do so."
If you can't expose the annual drama in front of everyone, how can you break the relationship between Qi and Zheng?
Qi Lu said: "Don't worry, this little matter is covered by Lu."
The daughter of the state of Qi has no appetite, and wants to eat sweet and sour food, so the prince Zhuer asks the cook to make scorpions for the daughter of the state of Qi, but if there is another sweet and sour food, the daughter of the state of Qi is not interested in the scorpion If you don't eat, isn't the plan of the prince's sons in vain?
Others dare not promise, but Qi Lu can. Qi Lu intends to make some sweet and sour appetizers to ensure that the daughter of the state of Qi wants to eat two mouthfuls, and she will be full.
Qi Lu recently made some new butter. He made creamy mushroom soup before, which was very popular. After all, there is no Western food in this era. Creamy mushroom soup is very different from Chinese food, so the emperor thinks it is very fresh.
Qi Lu planned to use this butter to make a sweet and sour food, not only appetizing, but also filling - fruit pie!
Speaking of fruit pie, Qi Lu's favorite is apple pie.The pie crust is mixed with thick butter. After baking, it is crispy and fragrant when you bite it. The filling is apple sauce made from apples. The sauce is fragrant and sweet. The excess water has been removed to retain the most sweet and crunchy chewiness. The taste is really quite subtle, as if it is the sublimation of the fruit.
Anyway, the apple pie made by Qi Lu has been praised by many people who don't like to eat fruit. They wish they could eat an eight-inch big apple pie in one sitting.
There are no apples in this year, but there are a lot of fruits in the Spring and Autumn Period, which is not as scarce as imagined.For example, grapes. It is recorded in the Book of Songs that "June's food stagnation and azulene" are actually wild grapes. Therefore, to be precise, grapes and sesame seeds were not introduced during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. They have existed since ancient times, but they have been ignored. .
Not only grapes, there is actually a kind of "apple" these days, called nai.Nail and apple are both plants of the Rosaceae family. They are similar in appearance. There has always been a saying in ancient times that Dayu ate purple nail. Nail is one of the fruits in ancient China. According to records, it should be a soft "apple" with a softer taste. It’s just that after apples were introduced to China, the crisp and sweet apples quickly replaced Zinai, and Zinai disappeared on the stage of history.
Qi Lv wanted to make fruit pies, such as wild azulene, purple peas, and pears. He prepared a large basket of fruits, washed them all, and placed them in bamboo beans.
Although Ji Ya felt that time was too late and didn't want to slow down, but Qi Guoguo's weak body was not because of her stubbornness. Set up camp and go on the road tomorrow.
Because their journey was too slow, the envoys from the Qi Kingdom had already caught up, and they would arrive at the camp this afternoon to join the sending-off team.
The State of Qi has already sent someone to mention it to Qi Lu before, and the State Council of Qi will send another envoy to send off the relatives. Because of the hijacking of the envoy of the State of Qi, Lufu of Qi is not at ease to send off the relatives. The State of Qi attaches great importance to this marriage with the State of Zheng, so Another messenger was sent.
The emissary this time is the eldest son of Qi Hou Lufu, who is also the current orthodox prince of Qi, and the eldest brother of Duke Huan of Qi, who will rule the Spring and Autumn Period in the future, named Zhu'er.
Prince Zhu'er is Qihou Lufu's direct son, and being a prince is a legitimate thing, but Qihou Lufu has a very good relationship with his younger brother Yi Zhongnian, so he prefers his nephew, that is, Gongsun Wuzhi.
Although Gongsun Wuzhi is a Gongsun, not a son, let alone a prince, his expenditure on food and clothing far exceeds that of the other two sons of Qi, and he is already exactly the same as the prince Zhuer. He is very "well-behaved" and is very fond of the elders, so Qihou Lufu loves this sensible nephew more than his son. He once joked that his second son, Gongzi Jiu, and third son, Xiaobai, were still young, and his eldest son Zhu If you don't become a talent, if you wait for yourself to fail, you might as well pass the throne to Gongsun Wuzhi.
Because of Qi Hou Lufu's joke, Gongsun Wuzhi's status in Qi State is unmatched. This time, the task of sending off relatives falls on Gongsun Wuzhi's shoulders, and he will take a trip to Zheng State , It is indeed a good job to recruit Zheng Guo's contacts without getting rich and lucrative.
But something happened to the mission of the Qi State, and Qi Hou Lufu was worried. The princes and sons saw that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it. How could Gongsun Wuzhi be satisfied?He immediately reported to Qihou Lufu, "asking for his life in danger", and invited him to be the second special envoy of Qi to come to help.
So just like that, the prince of Qi State, and the prince-like Gongsun Wuzhi of Qi State, all became special envoys to send relatives.
The footsteps of the daughter of Qi State are too slow, the second special envoy of Qi Hou has arrived and will arrive at the camp soon.The special envoy of the State of Qi is the crown prince of the State of Qi. Although his status is extremely noble, he is still inferior to the emperor. Therefore, it is impossible for Ji Lin to greet him in person. It is too much face for him, so this task falls on Qi Lu's shoulders.
Qi Lu is the teacher of the emperor, so his status is very high, and he is the head of the three princes. It is enough face to welcome the envoy of Qi State.It's just that Qi Lu is a little younger. In that era, veterans were usually responsible for welcoming envoys. There was also an unwritten rule that the older people came out to greet them, the more respect they could show.Qi Lu is already in a high position, but he is still younger, but fortunately, the princes are not too old, younger than Qi Lu, so there is nothing wrong with it.
When Qi Lu and his party came to the gate of the camp, they saw Prince Zhu'er as expected.
Prince Zhu'er stood on the cart, dressed lightly, and drove all the way, and soon came to the gate of the camp, jumped off the cart, and said to Qi Lu, "Prince of Qi, Zhu'er, I have seen Taifu Qi."
When Qi Lu looked at the prince Zhu'er from afar, he felt a sigh in his heart, no wonder that Qihou Lufu liked Gongsun Wuzhi more, Qi Lu is not a person of appearance, but looking at it this way, the first impression of Prince Zhu'er and Gongsun Wuzhi It's also too far away.
Although Gongsun Wuzhi is a dude, he has an unusually well-behaved appearance. He is the kind of obedient and obedient type that especially appeals to the elderly, and also attracts girls.And this prince, Zhu'er, was obviously young, but he looked a little old, and a greasy feeling came over his face.
To put it bluntly, Gongsun Wuzhi's appearance can make people fall in love at first sight, but the prince Zhu'er obviously cannot win by his appearance.
Qi Lu bowed his hands and said: "Prince Qi is very polite."
They complimented each other. Although Qi Lu was afraid of trouble, welcoming the special envoy was already a troublesome job, and procedures had to be followed.
At this moment, someone came late from the camp, stretched his waist, yawned, his whole body seemed to be unstretched, and said, "Hey, isn't this the eldest brother?"
There are not many people who can be called the eldest brother of the prince, but in this camp, there is only one person - Gongsun Wuzhi.
Qi State came to envoys, in addition to the royal family to welcome them, Qi State's own people must also be prepared, but Gongsun Wuzhi arrived late, and his face was lazy, and he spoke without sincerity, saying: "The prince is here. When did it come, why have I never heard of it?"
As soon as the prince Zhu'er saw Gongsun Wuzhi, his complexion immediately fell, he squinted his eyes, and said, "Your father ordered me to take over the post of special envoy for sending you off."
Gongsun Wuzhi sneered and said, "Fuck your ass!"
Qi Lu: "..." Qi Lu knew that Gongsun Wuzhi and the prince Zhu'er were at odds, but he didn't expect them to quarrel so directly.
Gongsun Wuzhi said: "Your Majesty just asked you to assist me as a special envoy to see off my relatives. You are fine. What are you going to take over? The majestic Prince of Qi, false edicts, if your Majesty hears about it, you can't bear it. Walk!"
What Qihou Lufu meant was indeed to let them be special envoys together. The prince Zhu'er said that in order to refresh Gongsun Wuzhi's spirit, but he didn't know that he was robbed by Gongsun Wuzhi.
Gongsun Wuzhi scolded Prince Zhu'er, he was not polite at all, he raised his chin arrogantly, yawned, waved his hand and said, "Meng Yang, let's go, I'm sleepy, I don't want to hear the dog barking!"
"You!" The prince Zhu'er's face was livid with anger, but Gongsun Wuzhi had already left, and went back after a cutscene.
Qi Lv raised his eyebrows, and said to himself, let's fight, the harder the fight, the better, the snipe and the clam fight, only the fisherman can benefit, right?
In the afternoon, they camped and rested in the camp. There was nothing else to do. Qi Lu went to bed early. The next day, when the sky was just getting brighter, Qi Lu was shaken awake, with Ji Lin's deep voice next to his ears.
"Teacher, are you awake?"
"Master?"
"Teacher..."
Qi Lv thought he was going on his way. Hearing the sound of the Son of Heaven calling for a soul, he opened his eyes wearily. When he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that the sky was a little dark.
Qi Lu's eyelids wished they could stick together, as if he had a jujube in his mouth, he said, "Just...let Lu sleep for a while..."
"Taifu, Taifu," the emperor said, "unyielding", shaking Qi Lu lightly, and said, "Teacher, how about this crown of widow?"
Crown?
Qi Lv tried his best and almost "opened" a slit in his eyes, and gave the emperor a sleepy look. In such an early morning, the emperor was dressed neatly, which was different from usual, and he even wore a more fancy head crown.
Qi Lu said vaguely, "Ah...? A tiara? It's good, it's pretty..."
It was clearly perfunctory, and after the perfunctory, he was about to close his eyes and go back to sleep.
Ji Lin shook Qi Lu again, tirelessly, and said, "Teacher Taifu, don't sleep, take a quick look, is this widow's tiara pretty?"
The Son of Heaven doesn't pay much attention to dressing, after all, the Son of Heaven is "naturally beautiful", with a natural clothes shelf, he looks good in anything, and he can wear whatever he wants, Qi Lu is puzzled, why did he change his temper today, insisting on letting him What about his crown?
Ji Lin said: "Teacher, take a closer look, the widow's crown is the same as the one worn by the grandson and grandson yesterday, but it is the same. Does it look good on the widow?"
After hearing it at first, Qi Lu finally understood.Yesterday, Qi Lu said to Gongsunzi, "Your hat is so beautiful." At that time, Qi Lu lamented that Gongsunzi would be cuckolded. If they didn't find out that the daughter of Qi State was pregnant, Gongsunzi would really have sex with the daughter of Qi State. After getting married, wouldn't he be put on a cuckold and become a receiver, a cheap daddy?Therefore, Qi Lu sighed that your hat is so beautiful, it was a completely joking sigh, who knew that there was a generation gap between the emperor and himself, a gap of thousands of years.
Ji Lin didn't catch the joke at all, but thought that Qi Lu really liked Gongsun Zidu's tiara, so he started playing the "Tianzi Dress Up Game" early this morning, changed several tiaras, and specially invited Gongsun Zidu's tiara Same style hair crown.
The Son of Heaven does not pay much attention to dressing, and his clothes are all black to set off the Ninth Five-Year King, while Gongsunzi pays more attention to appearance, and Gongsunzi is not only the most beautiful man in Zheng State, but also the "fashion vane" of the princes , Gongsun Zidu's tiara is much more "flashy" than the emperor's tiara. Ji Lin put in good intentions and sent someone to make it overnight. It was delivered early this morning, and she couldn't wait to put it on for Qi Lu to have a look at.
Qi Lu: "..."
Taifu Qi was suddenly completely speechless for a moment, and all sleepiness disappeared, all of which were dispelled by the emperor's naive aura.But I have to say that the Son of Heaven is handsome enough without dressing up on weekdays, but when he dresses up, he seems to be... outrageous!
The handsome aura seemed to be blowing out, but also like leaking from the side, no matter what you could stop it.
Qi Lu had no choice but to cooperate with the emperor in the game of dressing up early in the morning. He was no longer sleepy, and it was still early, so he was going to the dining room to make breakfast for the emperor. They all like to eat delicious butter, so Qi Lu plans to save more butter.
After Qi Lu washed up, he let the emperor obediently "beautiful as a flower" in the camp, and went to the dining room by himself.
It was too early, the cooks hadn't woken up yet, and Qi Lu was alone in the dining room.
Qi Lu got some milk and was about to lift the milk, but at this moment there were footsteps coming this way, Qi Lu thought it was the cook coming, but when he took a closer look, he saw a skirt.
This is clearly a woman's skirt!
Qi Lu was in the dining room, so the woman who came in didn't see Qi Lu, and said softly: "Go and watch outside, if someone comes, hurry up and let me know, you know?"
"Yes, country girl."
Then there was another series of footsteps, and someone walked out again.
Qi Lv was in the dining room, although he couldn't see who was coming, only saw a touch of the woman's skirt, but he could still tell it by the voice, wasn't it the daughter of the country of Qi?And the woman who just walked out to "watch the wind" should be the maid next to the country girl.
Qi Lu wondered in surprise, what are the girls of Qi State doing in the dining room so early in the morning?If she is hungry, just ask the maid to bring some food, and let the maid go out to watch the wind?
Qi Lu rolled his eyes, squatted down quickly, and hid behind the stove, trying to listen carefully to what the wall was.Sure enough, after a while, someone came in again, this time the footsteps were a bit heavy, and then Qi Lu heard the surprised voice of Qi Guoguo's daughter: "Brother, you are finally here!"
brother?
Qi Lu's mind flashed "噗!", isn't the younger brother of the daughter of Qi State Gongsun Wuzhi?Is it possible that the daughter of the state of Qi came to the dining room so early to avoid the eyes and ears and meet Gongsun Wuzhi?
Qi Lu ate a big melon, held his breath and listened quietly.
The other party's voice was very low and couldn't be heard clearly, vaguely saying: "My good sister..."
Qi Lu didn't expect to watch such a heavy-handed side, and he was certain in his heart that when the daughter of Qi Guoguo and Gongsun Wuzhi had a big melon, he suddenly heard a loud voice shouting: "Meng Yang? Where did you die? Let you give it to me." This Gongsun has some hot soup, and he hasn’t come back for such a long time!”
Qi Lu was stunned for a moment, the loud voice seemed to be Gongsun Wuzhi?
Gongsun Wuzhi's voice came from a distance, it should be from a long distance, the voice from it was not loud, but it was very real.If Gongsun Wuzhi is not in the dining room, who is the "brother" in the dining room?
Qi Lv became more and more curious. He leaned on the stove and slowly poked his head out. He looked out cautiously, only for one look, and quickly retracted his neck.
There is indeed a man beside the daughter of the State of Qi, and that man is indeed the younger brother of the daughter of the State of Qi, but it is indeed not Gongsun Wuzhi, but someone else. Isn't this man the special envoy of the State of Qi who arrived at the camp yesterday, Prince Zhuer?
Qi Lu glanced at it, his heart was beating violently, it turned out to be Prince Zhu'er?The daughter of the state of Qi is the cousin of the prince Zhu'er, and it is reasonable for the daughter of the country to call Zhu'er's younger brother. Qi Lu never expected that this person is Zhu'er, not Gongsun Wuzhi.
It's no wonder that the prince's sons rushed over all the time, firstly because the special envoy to see off relatives was a good job and there was money to be made.The daughter of the state of Qi is already pregnant. If she really married into the state of Zheng in this way, it would not be enough for the crown prince Zhuer to have a few brains.
The daughter of the State of Qi and the prince Zhu'er didn't know that there were still people in the dining room, and the two of them picked up a private meeting in a place where no one was there. Who knew that Qi Lv would be in the dining room at this moment?
The daughter of the state of Qi was very happy to see the prince Zhu'er, and then she became sad, and said: "brother, what should I do, I will go to the state of Zheng soon, and there will be a few more days, so I can't delay, you take me away quickly Come on! I don't want to marry any grandson, I only have my brother in my heart, don't you know my brother?"
The prince Zhu'er said comfortingly: "My good sister, don't worry, don't worry, but don't be so anxious!"
The daughter of the State of Qi said: "How can I not be in a hurry? I can't hide it anymore! If the people of Zheng Guo find out about this, we will all be finished. Why don't you say I am in a hurry!"
The prince Zhu'er said again: "Sister, don't you believe me? I have my own way, and I will definitely protect my sister, so you can rest assured."
The daughter of the state of Qi asked: "What is the method?"
Prince Zhu'er didn't say anything, but said: "Sister, just rest assured, everything is mine."
The prince Zhu'er didn't know why, but he didn't say this perfect idea, but just comforted the daughter of the country of Qi, not to mention, Zhu'er has a good way of smooth tongue, don't look at his ordinary appearance, and his ideas are greasy, and he doesn't care about it. Whether it is the daughter of the Qi State or the future sister Wen Jiang, they are all first-class and stunning beauties, but such beauties all fall in love with Zhuer, which shows that Zhuer really has a way of coaxing people.
The two of them talked for a while, and the maid came in to announce the news: "National daughter, let's go! The cooks are coming!"
The daughter of Qi Guoguo was reluctant to leave Zhuer, but in order not to be discovered, she left quickly. The two of them went one after another, deliberately avoiding suspicion.
Qi Lu waited for them to leave, then patted the dirt on his body from behind the stove, stood up, smiled, and said, "The dining room is really a good place to listen to the walls."
I don’t know how many times Qi Lu heard about the walls in the dining room. In fact, I don’t blame Qi Lu for being lucky. It's unbearable, it's difficult to enter the elegant hall, and they all have a contemptuous attitude towards the dining room, thinking that planning in such a humble place will never be discovered.
Who knows that Taifu Qi just likes to go to "humble" places.
Qi Lu immediately left the dining room, ready to share the big melon with the emperor, but the emperor guessed wrong, the younger brother was not Gongsun Wuzhi, but the prince Zhuer.
Qi Lu happily trotted all the way back to the emperor's tent. The emperor was very happy to see Qi Lu come back, and said with a smile, "Teacher, where's breakfast?"
Qi Lu came to his senses now, and was so focused on eating melons that he completely forgot about breakfast, and said blankly, "I forgot to do it..."
Son of Heaven: "..."
Qi Lu shared the big melon with the emperor, Ji Lin frowned and said, "So it's the prince Zhuer."
The crown prince is the future prince of Qi, and that represents Qi's face. Zhu'er has always behaved badly, and he likes to mess with flowers and grass. This time it can be regarded as a big disaster.A few days ago, Qi Lu thought that Gongsun was ignorant, and this matter was already very interesting. Now that Gongsun directly jumped to become the prince of Qi, the prince of Qi cuckolded Gongsun of Zheng. big drama.
Qi Lu rubbed his chin and said, "Let's not startle the snakes, we will expose it after we enter the state of Zheng, and see how the state of Qi and state of Zheng are still married?"
This wedding is destined to be very lively...
Qi Lu said again: "It's just a little bit."
The emperor said: "What? What is the Taifu still worried about?"
Qi Lv said: "Lv just heard that the prince and his sons have their own methods, so that the daughters of the state of Qi should not worry."
This daughter of Qi State is pregnant, and it will be three months soon, and she will show her body immediately, and the prince and Zhuer don't let her worry, Qi Lv really wants to know what the method is.
Qi Lv is so smart and has so many ghost ideas, but he has no way out. He has been unable to figure this out. Could it be that the princes are perfunctory to the daughters of the country of Qi?But if the matter is exposed, the prince and his sons will also be involved in such a big scandal, they will definitely be implicated, and it should not be perfunctory.
Qi Lu's eyes turned around, and he looked at the emperor with a smile. The alarm bells in the emperor's heart immediately shook, and he suddenly had the illusion that he wanted to reach out and hug him tightly. familiar.
Sure enough, Qi Lu said with a smile: "Son, I actually want to know what the prince's method is. It's quite simple. I'll trouble the emperor to go to the tent of the prince to inquire about it tonight. Maybe you can hear something big." information?"
Ji Lin's eyelids twitched, and he said, "Again?"
That day, after Qi Lu made the emperor into a little dog, he went to eavesdrop on the women's camp of Qi State. The emperor turned from a tool man into a tool dog, and he didn't know whether he was downgraded or sublimated.
Although it is indeed easy to inquire about information, after all, who would doubt a puppy?In particular, the little dog Tianzi was still a humble, simple-minded little dog with no noble blood at all. If he was caught, he would think it was a little wild dog.
But when Ji Lin thought about being chased and beaten up and down when he was inquiring about the news that day, the emperor's self-esteem was completely frustrated, so he said: "No, I won't go."
Qi Lu knew that the emperor didn't want to go, so he said with a serious face: "The emperor, the matter is very important, please put the overall situation first."
The last time Ji Lin was chased and beaten by a maid, he had already been beaten psychologically. It was a matter of the dog's dignity, so he naturally didn't want to go again. Said: "Lin'er, Tai Tu will make you creamy mushroom soup, okay?"
The emperor's eyelids twitched, and he didn't know if the creamy mushroom soup was too delicious and fresh, or the sentence "Lin'er" was too sweet. Anyway, when the emperor heard Taifu Qi's words, his heart jumped violently, and the corners of his lips finally tensed. Couldn't stop, the determination on that face was also a little shaken, he looked sideways and said: "Call me again, Tai Tuo call Lin'er again."
Don't say one sound, a hundred will be fine.
Qi Lu said without principle: "Lin'er, Lin'er, Lin'er!"
An hour later, Qi Lu patted the little dog's big head, rubbed his little ears, and said with a smile, "Go, Pikachu."
Little dog: "Aww?" What's the matter?
Resigned to his fate, the little dog came out of the tent of the emperor, shuttled through the camp again familiarly, and headed for the tent of Zhu'er, the envoy of the state of Qi.
The little dog approached the tent and looked, the princes and sons seemed to have rested, the lights in the tent were turned off, there was no light, but when he listened carefully, his little ears stood up and trembled twice, nothing could fool the little dog, even though the tent The lights were turned off inside, but there were still voices inside, and the princes and children never rested.
The little dog wagged its tail, and tried its best to get in from the corner of the tent, "Gudong!" There was a muffled sound, because the gap at the corner was too small, the little dog's fat buttocks almost got stuck, and it shook several times. Only then did he squeeze in wagging his head, and even rolled on the spot, bumping into the table, covering his head.
Because the little dog's paws are too short, the action of covering his head is a bit difficult, and he rubs his head as if he is cute.
"Ah! What's the sound?"
There was an exclamation from inside the camp. The little dog was still rubbing his head, and his ears were stiffened when he heard the sound. .
The little dog retreated into the corner, covered his dog's mouth with his paws, and made no sound, his big eyes rolled around. How could there be a woman's voice in the tent of Prince Zhu'er?And it sounded very familiar.
"I heard voices outside." The woman's voice spoke again.
The little dog squinted his eyes, this time he heard it right, it was definitely a woman's voice, and it was the voice of a woman from Qi State, no wonder it was so familiar.
After the time passed, the daughter of the state of Qi was actually in the tent of the prince Zhuer, and she really couldn't escape. Qi Lu heard it right, and the younger brother was the prince Zhuer.
Immediately, the voice of the prince's sons came, saying: "Sister, you must have heard wrongly, there is no one, let me send them out to watch out."
The voice of a girl from Qi State said: "Brother, after tomorrow, we will enter Zheng State. What is your method? Does it really work?"
Prince Zhu'er's mouth was very strict, and he didn't even tell the daughters of the state of Qi. He just said: "Sister, don't worry, this method will definitely be taken care of, sister don't need to worry, don't you believe me?"
"I just believe in you!" The girl of Qi State said in a shy voice, "Brother, my sister has done so much for you, you can't let her down."
"Just don't worry." Prince Zhu'er said again: "It's too late, my sister should go back and rest, don't tire yourself out."
The prince Zhu'er talked sweetly again, the little dog heard the voice of the daughter of Qi Guoguo coming out, and quickly hid herself, the daughter of the country quickly left the camp, leaving only the prince Zhu'er in the camp.
The little dog saw that all the daughters of the Qi State had left, and it seemed that there was nothing to be found out today. The princes were too tight-lipped and did not reveal anything, even the daughters of the Qi State.
The little dog always thinks that there is something wrong with the crown prince and Zhuer. He even hides it from the daughters of the country of Qi. Why does he think this method is not as good as he said?
The little dog wanted to leave, but the prince Zhu'er stood outside the tent and did not go in, so it was difficult for the little dog to get out, for fear of being seen by the prince Zhu'er, he had to hide in the corner first.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Prince Zhu'er suddenly said, "Come here."
A follower came in from the outside and said, "Prince, please tell me."
The faces of the prince's sons were gloomy, revealing a look of ferocity, and said with a sneer: "I heard that these days, the daughters of the country don't think about food and have no appetite?"
"Exactly." The follower said: "The cooks have been worrying about this matter all the time. They don't know what to cook for the women of the country."
Prince Zhu'er's face turned gloomy, and he said: "Order the dining room to make some sweet and sour appetizers for the daughters of the country, and bring more for three meals a day."
Shizi?
The little dog tilted his head strangely.He knew that it was hawthorn in plain terms. It was not until the Song Dynasty that it was called hawthorn. Before that, hawthorn had various names.
The little dog remembers that Qi Lu also made delicious food with scorpion seeds before. Qi Lu used scorpion seeds to make fried red fruits and gave them to Zheng Bowusheng's mother, Wu Jiang, which made the emperor eat a big meal. I can spit out sour water even if I didn't eat the scorpion.
Hearing this, the servant agreed and left.
The little dog was very puzzled, because the son was very ordinary, and as a nobleman, he had enough to eat, why the prince and his sons would order the followers so gloomyly, he really couldn't figure it out.When the prince Zhuer walked into the inner room, the little dog crawled out by rubbing against the ground, ready to get out through the gap in the tent.
The little dog's movements were very sensitive, but when it reached the gap, it got stuck again. It shook its tail vigorously, squeezed, squeezed, squeezed, just when he was about to squeeze out...
"Wang!"
The little dog barked suddenly, for no other reason, he suddenly felt that his tail was being grabbed.The little dirt dog was squeezed with its head facing outwards, and at this moment someone grabbed its tail, and it was impossible to see who it was, so it broke into a cold sweat.
Immediately after, the little dog was pulled by its tail and picked up. After a closer look, it turned out to be the prince Zhuer.
Prince Zhu'er heard the movement, came out and saw a little wild dog running wild in his camp, immediately grabbed it, pulled it up and said, "A wild dog? I thought it was a mouse, but I didn't expect it to be a dog. "
"Oooooooo-"
The little dog scratched its little paw vigorously, tears filled its heart, it seems that the widow is not suitable for listening to the wall, accidents happen every time.
Prince Zhu'er grabbed the little dog and said with a sneer, "You bastard, I hate little bastards with fur. Come here!"
The servant came back again, and the prince Zhu'er handed the little dog to the servant, saying: "Peel off its skin, and cook a pot of dog meat to eat, just to warm up in this winter."
Little dog: "Aww!!" Presumptuous!
The little dirt dog struggled hard and kicked its short legs, but it was caught by the back of fate's neck and couldn't move at all. The follower carried the little dirt dog out of the tent and prepared to hand it over to the dining room.
Qi Lu asked Ji Lin to go and inquire, while he waited in the tent for a long time, almost fell asleep, but the emperor still didn't come back, unexpectedly heard a series of earth-shattering "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" The cry is very familiar.
"Oops," Qi Lu rolled over and got up from the couch, and said, "Could something be wrong with your son?"
Prince Zhu'er caught the little dog, and indeed he did not suspect that the little dog was a "smart work", but to eat the little dog, Qi Lv ran over following the sound of the dog barking, and saw some cooks getting a basin of water, "Bathing" a puppy.
"This dog, who ran in from nowhere, is covered in dirt."
"Wash well, or your teeth will be dirty."
"Clean it up and stew it quickly."
The little dog was held in the basin by several cooks, and it was splashing all over the place. Qi Lu ran over to take a look, and saw the little dog holding the edge of the barrel like a pitiful child. When he saw himself, It's even more pitiful.
Qi Lv ran over quickly, snatched the little dirt dog, regardless of whether the little dirt dog was wet or not, and hugged it in his arms. In this winter, the cooks bathed the little dirt dog, but they didn't use warm water. The only thing I needed was cold water, and the cold puppy shivered.
Qi Lu quickly wrapped the little dog in his own clothes, with a protective look on his face.
The cooks were a little dazed, and said, "Qi... Taifu Qi?"
Qi Lu frowned, and said: "This dog is raised by Lu, and he ran away accidentally just now."
The cooks were taken aback, they almost cooked Taifu Qi's pet!If this is really cooked, isn't it a capital offense?
The cooks hurriedly said: "Teacher, forgive me, forgive me! I don't know, I don't know that this dog is Taifu's pet."
Qi Lu didn't say much, and hurried to the tent with the little dog in his arms. After entering the tent, he ordered the sheep shoulder to bring hot soup, and bathed the little dog with hot soup quickly.
The little dog almost escaped death, grabbed the edge of the hot soup bucket, hissed hard, "Ah!" and sneezed a little, with pitiful eyes.
For the rest of his life, the emperor didn't want to recall what happened last night. He was almost taken away by Wen Ding, who was made into dog meat. The next day, when the sky brightened, Ji Lin turned from a little dog back into the emperor, and immediately woke up. It was a nightmare...
Qi Lu was tossing around late yesterday, and was woken up by Ji Lin early in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he found that Ji Lin was holding his arm, looking like a clingy and pitiful child, insisting on relying on Qi Lu's help. On the shoulder, he also said in a low and hoarse voice: "Teacher, I thought I would never see him again. For the sake of the teacher, the widow was almost turned into a dog meat warming pot. The teacher must be more gentle to the widow in the future."
Qi Lu: "..."
The emperor didn't find out any useful information yesterday, and he was almost made into a dog meat hot pot. He said casually: "The prince of Qi ordered his followers to make more dumplings for the daughters of the state of Qi. He said that there should be three meals a day. Appetizer for women."
"Huangzi?!"
The emperor just said casually, he didn't find anything wrong, but Qi Lv was surprised, as if he found something, and said: "Prince Qi really said that?"
Ji Lin nodded and said, "Exactly, Taifu, what's wrong with this young man?"
Qi Lu narrowed his eyes and said: "Lü finally understands, finally understands what the good method the prince Zhuer said is what it is, it is simply a sinister method."
The emperor was even more confused, why didn't he understand?
In fact, this is not due to the emperor's "ignorance". After all, the emperor has not yet married, and his first love is Taifu Qi.
According to traditional Chinese medicine, sour taste is the main astringent, especially hawthorn, which can stimulate uterine contraction, and hawthorn also has the effect of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. If pregnant women eat too much, these two aspects are likely to cause miscarriage.Many pregnant women like to eat hot and sour food during pregnancy, but it is absolutely not recommended to eat more hawthorn to appetize, let alone eat three meals a day.
When Qi Lu heard what Prince Zhu'er said, he immediately understood, no wonder Prince Zhu'er killed him and didn't tell Qi Guoguo what this good idea was, because it was not a good idea at all.This method is a good method for the prince and Zhu'er. Once the daughter of the state of Qi has a miscarriage, there will be no evidence of death, and the prince and Zhu'er will be able to get rid of the ties.
Qi Lu shook his head and said, "Scumbags are scary enough, but the most terrifying thing is that they don't look good."
After listening to Qi Lu's analysis, the Son of Heaven frowned, and said, "Prince Qi wants to cut grass and root out the roots before he enters the state of Zheng, and the widow will not allow him to do so."
If you can't expose the annual drama in front of everyone, how can you break the relationship between Qi and Zheng?
Qi Lu said: "Don't worry, this little matter is covered by Lu."
The daughter of the state of Qi has no appetite, and wants to eat sweet and sour food, so the prince Zhuer asks the cook to make scorpions for the daughter of the state of Qi, but if there is another sweet and sour food, the daughter of the state of Qi is not interested in the scorpion If you don't eat, isn't the plan of the prince's sons in vain?
Others dare not promise, but Qi Lu can. Qi Lu intends to make some sweet and sour appetizers to ensure that the daughter of the state of Qi wants to eat two mouthfuls, and she will be full.
Qi Lu recently made some new butter. He made creamy mushroom soup before, which was very popular. After all, there is no Western food in this era. Creamy mushroom soup is very different from Chinese food, so the emperor thinks it is very fresh.
Qi Lu planned to use this butter to make a sweet and sour food, not only appetizing, but also filling - fruit pie!
Speaking of fruit pie, Qi Lu's favorite is apple pie.The pie crust is mixed with thick butter. After baking, it is crispy and fragrant when you bite it. The filling is apple sauce made from apples. The sauce is fragrant and sweet. The excess water has been removed to retain the most sweet and crunchy chewiness. The taste is really quite subtle, as if it is the sublimation of the fruit.
Anyway, the apple pie made by Qi Lu has been praised by many people who don't like to eat fruit. They wish they could eat an eight-inch big apple pie in one sitting.
There are no apples in this year, but there are a lot of fruits in the Spring and Autumn Period, which is not as scarce as imagined.For example, grapes. It is recorded in the Book of Songs that "June's food stagnation and azulene" are actually wild grapes. Therefore, to be precise, grapes and sesame seeds were not introduced during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. They have existed since ancient times, but they have been ignored. .
Not only grapes, there is actually a kind of "apple" these days, called nai.Nail and apple are both plants of the Rosaceae family. They are similar in appearance. There has always been a saying in ancient times that Dayu ate purple nail. Nail is one of the fruits in ancient China. According to records, it should be a soft "apple" with a softer taste. It’s just that after apples were introduced to China, the crisp and sweet apples quickly replaced Zinai, and Zinai disappeared on the stage of history.
Qi Lv wanted to make fruit pies, such as wild azulene, purple peas, and pears. He prepared a large basket of fruits, washed them all, and placed them in bamboo beans.
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