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When it was time to eat, there were already many fewer people in the cafeteria. When they went to the second floor, there were even fewer people.

Chi Yang was still quite hungry. He ordered rice, pepper tofu skin, cucumber eggs, pork ribs and potatoes at the window. When he was looking for a seat to sit down, he asked Jiang Yan, "What are you doing?"

This person intervened in his personal grievances with Qi Xuan.

Jiang Yan sat across from him very naturally, "Of course he doesn't like him."

"...There are quite a lot of people you don't like."

Jiang Yan nodded, "That's right, there's only one person I like."

"Who?"

Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows, "Guess."

Chi Yang thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out who it was. Is there anyone who makes Jiang Yan pleasing to the eye?Why doesn't he know.

Seeing his confused look, Jiang Yan clicked his tongue, "You're so stupid."

"..." Chi Yang had no expression on his face, "wouldn't I lose IQ if I eat with someone as stupid as me?"

Jiang Yan was very capricious, "I am willing."

Chi Yang doesn't want to talk to him anymore. This person will always arouse the hidden desire for violence in his heart. He starts to eat. After a while, Jiang Yan who is opposite him suddenly gets up and leaves.

Chi Yang looked up, the food didn't move much, aren't you hungry?Not hungry and dragging him over.

After a while, Jiang Yan came back, put down a serving of seaweed and egg drop soup in front of him, and made one for himself, noticing his gaze, and casually said, "Shut up, drink it or not."

Putting it all in front of him, Chi Yang naturally wouldn't refuse, picked up the bowl of soup, "Thank you."

Jiang Yan looked at him, "Why is your thank you so insincere?"

Chi Yang thought to himself, I really want to be sincere, but look at what you put out is a human condition. The price is clearly marked. It's unbearable.

"I don't think you need sincerity."

"Ok?"

"You need a person who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, who has won the championship and beat gangsters, who is noble and rich, soft, cute, cold and unparalleled, and not lame."

Jiang Yan couldn't help laughing, "How do you know my criteria for choosing a mate?"

Chi Yang: ... You talked in front of me every day in your last life, and you can recite it backwards.

He told the truth, "Don't think about such a person, there is no one at all, you should lower your standards."

Maybe he can still find a partner, so that he won't be like in his previous life, who died a single dog, miserable and miserable, and died with him in the end, maybe even the ashes were mixed together.

……Um?Thinking about it this way, why does it feel weird.

Jiang Yan: "I don't."

Chi Yang: "..."

Even if he didn't say it.

Chi Yang's eating speed is not slow, and he finished eating soon. Looking at Jiang Yan, who was eating slowly, he suddenly remembered, "I want to ask you something."

"what?"

Chi Yang stared at him, "did you see me when you were 11 years old?"

He was the same age as Jiang Yan. When he was 11 years old, he had an accident and hit his brain. He lay in the hospital for a long time. After waking up, he didn't quite remember what happened, but he remembered that he almost died.

Jiang Yan's expression didn't change at all, he seemed to be remembering, and then replied, "I don't remember, maybe."

He lazily added, "After all, I never remember such unimportant things."

"..."

Okay, expected reply.

Jiang Yan looked at his reaction, "Are you disappointed?"

"No, you don't think..."

"Ok?"

"Are you eating very slowly?"

Chi Yang looked at the plate in front of Jiang Yan. He had finished eating, and there was only half of this person left. At this time, the people in the cafeteria were almost gone, and only the two of them were left.Moreover, the speed of this person's eating was comparable to that of a snail, and he could chew for half a day on a single bite of rice. The food on the plate was simply not worthy of entering the stomach of this young master.

He remembered that Jiang Yan had always eaten very slowly. Every time he made an appointment with him, the two of them could spend half a day, as if time was not important at all, and he was very happy to waste time. Chi Yang had to spare most of the day every time. Spend more time with this person, otherwise there is not enough time at all.

At that time, he was particularly suspicious of whether the president of Jiangda still had time to work on weekdays. It would take a whole day for eating alone.

"Can you increase your speed a little bit?"

Jiang Yan was unhappy, "You think I'm slow to invite me to dinner?"

"All right, eat slowly."

Chi Yang just looked at him like this, watching this man finish the meal slowly.

"Tell me the truth, if the food is not tasty, you can just say it, there is no need to force it in like this."

Jiang Yan: "No, I think it's delicious. Chew slowly and savor the taste, so that you won't let down the chef's hard work."

Chi Yang: "...Excuse me, what is the good intention of the cauldron? Do you pay attention when pouring salt? "

Finally finished their meal, before they returned to the classroom, they turned into a canteen again. Because Jiang Yan wanted to buy something, Chi Yang looked at him silently, watching this man choose in the canteen for a long time, and in the end he just took Two bottles of yogurt.

Chi Yang: "are you picking a canteen? Master."

Jiang Yan stuffed one of the bottles into his hand, and dropped two words like a gentleman, "Pay."

"..."

Chi Yang didn't bother to argue with him anymore, so he took the man back after paying and warned him.

"I won't pay you any more."

Jiang Yan asked: "Are you out of money?"

"It's not about money, it's about time," Chi Yang paused, and suddenly said, "I might fail the exam tomorrow."

Jiang Yan looked meaningless, as if this was nothing at all, "That's nothing, besides, is it useful for you to hold Buddha's feet temporarily?"

Chi Yang: "it's no use."

He frowned, shook his head, "Forget it."

When the time comes, make up a random reason, whether others believe it or not, as long as you don't fail the college entrance examination, after all, no one wants to do it again in the third year of high school.

Jiang Yan walked beside him, "That's it."

He pinched the bottle of yogurt with his fingers, and looked at Chi Yang sideways, "Although you are stupid, you have no problem with your IQ. Believe in yourself."

"...Are you exaggerating or detracting?"

Jiang Yan: "Praise you."

Chi Yang: "Get out."

When I got back to class, Lao Wang happened to be there. Seeing the two of them, he waved his hand and let them in. Then he began to emphasize the matter of tomorrow's monthly exam. The key point is not to cheat. In this way, the teacher can also give you specific guidance.

Before leaving, Lao Wang suddenly remembered what Chi Yang said to him, teacher, have you ever experienced the feeling of being slapped in the face?

I don't know why... I suddenly have a bad feeling.

He glanced at Chi Yang, who was sitting on the seat at this time, and he was studying seriously. He shook his head. The illusion was definitely an illusion.

As soon as Lao Wang left, Zheng Yi immediately turned his head and asked his boss, "Why did you come back with Chi Yang?"

"Have a meal."

Zheng Yi was stunned, what the hell?Can these two people eat together quietly?

He happened to see the bottle of yogurt that Jiang Yan put on the table, it was placed there brightly, as if he was afraid that others would not see it, and when these two people came in just now, many students in the class saw that the two of them were alone There was an identical bottle of yogurt in it.

Zheng Yi asked hesitantly, "This yogurt?"

Jiang Yan glanced, and said in a casual tone, "I invited you."

"...Why did Chi Yang invite you to drink yogurt?"

The corners of Jiang Yan's lips curled loosely, and he said casually, "Who knows, maybe they are interested in me and want to chase me."

He still had a bit of distress on his face, "It's really embarrassing for a kind and innocent person like me to refuse cruelly."

Zheng Yi was shocked by him.

After being dazed for a long time, he turned his head slowly and asked his deskmate, Zhou Xuan, "Is there something wrong with our old brain?"

Zhou Xuan was working on a problem without raising his head, "A little bit, it's already started to develop in the direction of paranoia."