marry a ghost

The funeral street in Loubei District is very famous. Wei Ning also bought those incense sticks and paper money when he returned home. This street is called "Fushou Street".

Relying on the crematorium in City B, the business is usually pretty good. The paper Zha Na is placed all the way, one is more fancy than the other, and the other is more eye-catching, and it is still popular. The love madness in the market has just come out, and love has already appeared here. Crazy paper piercing, as for traditional paper figurines, paper horses, cash cows, gold and silver mountains and other old objects, they were piled up in the house by the boss of the paper pie shop.

Wei Ning followed Xu Laosan to find an inconspicuous small shop in Fushou Street.

This shop specializes in buying joss sticks for packages, and the business doesn’t seem to be very good. The joss sticks inside are still covered with ashes. An old man about the same age as Mr. Say hello, "You're here."

As soon as Xu Laosan met each other, he handed over a package of things in his hand, "You want me to bring it for you."

The old man snatched it over, put the bag under his nose, and smelled it greedily like a big smoker, with an intoxicated expression on his face, "Good thing, good thing, I haven't smelled this smell for a long time. Only you can get this thing out of their hands."

Xu Laosan was not modest, he chuckled twice, "That's right, most people don't have this face."

After smelling it for a while, the old man finally put down the bag and pointed at Wei Ning, "This is your new apprentice? This is the eighth one, right? Don't do anything wrong, there are only three left from the first seven. Being your apprentice is like casting out a dead ghost."

Youngest Xu thought about what he said angrily, and started yelling, "I want to accept that? It's not that they want to be my apprentice. How can I accept it? There is no benefit for me to accept an apprentice. , I told them early in the morning that to do this business is to walk on the edge of the underworld, and I don’t know when they will really go to the underworld, and they can’t come back, alas.”

Hearing the words, the old man also sighed, "It's not easy, it's all about life, it's better to do what I do, I've already prepared what you asked for last time, you take it."

He threw a yellow paper bag over, Xu Laosan picked it up casually, and when he was about to leave, the old man seemed to have remembered something, and handed something to Wei Ning, "You pick this up, it's up to you In this way, I am afraid that if I go out recently, I will invite disasters, and this thing can be suppressed anyway."

Wei Ning took it over and saw that it was a small black piece of wood carved into the image of Zhong Kui catching ghosts. Zhong Kui glared at it, and the little ghost under his feet panicked and begged for mercy. Wei Ning could not put it down.

Third Xu took a look and said, "You really are willing."

The old man laughed, "I'm just happy to see that package, haha, let's go, let's go."

Xu Laosan took Wei Ning and walked out.

Wei Ning followed behind, still picking up the piece of wood and looking over and over again, "Master Xu, what is this thing made of? It looks like wood, but it feels hard and cold."

Xu Laosan handed the thing to Wei Ning, and walked beside him empty-handed, "This thing has a name called 'Yangmu', which belongs to the wood of pure yang, and it is wood with gold, only some in Qiannan The place only grows, and it takes a hundred years to grow such a small pimple, which is very rare, it can overcome ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, calm the soul, you are very lucky, old man Xiao is not usually so generous."

Wei Ning didn't expect such a humble thing to have such a big history.

He knew in his heart that although Xu Laosan didn't say it clearly, he must have deliberately brought him to find that old man Xiao, and he also sent a package of things that old man Xiao was very rare (like) as a favor to let old man Xiao I gave away this Yangmu.

However, he didn't intend to ask this question out. Since Xu Laosan didn't say it clearly, there must be his intentions.

After leaving Fushou Street, Xu Laosan took back the yellow paper bag in Wei Ning's hand, and said to him, "You can go back, remember to go to the tea shop at the same time as last night tomorrow night Look for me here, don't be too late, remember to take the piece of sunwood in your hand with you."

Wei Ning agreed one by one, and the two parted ways.

I haven't seen "Wei Xi" for a day and a night. Wei Ning found that when he took the car back, he was in a calm mood. Even if he knew that he was rushing back to see a ghost, even he himself admired his nerves. people.

As if he had never been away for such a long time, as soon as he walked to the door of the house, the door opened from the inside. "Wei Xi" stood at the door, opened the door, and said to him, "I'm back."

Wei Ning nodded stiffly and entered the room.

He brought two live chickens, some fresh meat and vegetables, which he bought when he passed the farmer's market, into the house and put them in the kitchen.

"Wei Xi" stood aside and looked at him silently. After Wei Ning put away the things in his hands, seeing him staring at him without speaking, he thought he had committed a crime again and wanted to quarrel with him to go out and see him. Who is it, what happened to it, thinking about it, I started to feel a little irritable again.

Wei Ning raised his head and frowned, "What do you see me doing?"

"Wei Xi" said softly, "It's been so long since I've seen it anyway, shouldn't I take a closer look?"

Wei Ning got goosebumps all over his body when he said it, and his face turned blue and red. It was too much for a big man to say such love words to him—— Wei Ning felt that he didn't want to vomit. The stronger he got, he didn't even look at "Wei Xi", ignored the hot face, took off the kit around his neck, and took out the mini tablet from inside.

"Are you going to kill the chicken or am I going to kill the chicken?" Wei Ning frowned and looked at the chicken and asked.

"I'll come—" "Wei Xi" took a seemingly normal step, but appeared in the kitchen in the blink of an eye.

Wei Ning breathed a sigh of relief. Last time he saw "Wei Xi" killing a chicken to get blood, he still had lingering fears. Now that he wants to do it himself, although it is okay to force it, but it is better not to force it. On the one hand, watching "Wei Xi" didn't even move his hand, the chicken's neck broke by itself, and then the blood flowed out, dripping down to the mini tablet.

Sure enough, it is convenient for ghosts to do these things, Wei Ning sighed inwardly.

Suddenly, Wei Ning frowned. He remembered that Aunt Wei said that the dripping and invigorating blood should be done in the middle of the night. Now it is at most eight o'clock, isn't it too early?If it didn't work, it wouldn't be a waste to buy the chicken, so he asked the question.

"Wei Xi" tilted her head, "It doesn't matter, it's better in the middle of the night, but it's also limited."

That being the case, why did Third Aunt Wei have to go to Wei Xi's grave in the middle of the night to shed blood? Was it because she was afraid that other people in Wei Zhuang would see her?People in Wei Zhuang usually don't go out as long as it's dark, and as long as there's not too much commotion, there's nothing wrong with them. There is no way to do it, these days I have fallen asleep before twelve o'clock, and if necessary, "Wei Xi" can do it herself.

After taking blood, "Wei Xi" started cooking.

After eating so many free meals, Wei Ning finally realized his conscience. He rolled up his sleeves and said he wanted to help, picked up a handful of bean sprouts lying next to him, and started washing. Help, he can finish everything in one fell swoop with mana, but since he proposed it, of course "Wei Xi" will not stop him, instead he deliberately uses less mana to make the meal take longer It dragged on a bit.

The person in front of him, no matter how close he was, was too far away.

After the dishes were fried, Wei Ning took the initiative to bring the dishes to the dining table in the living room, and he sat down when all the dishes were served, and "Wei Xi" sat upright on his left. "Xi" is a ghost, he doesn't need to eat these human fireworks, but every time he eats, he will put a pair of bowls and chopsticks for himself, add a bowl of rice, and then sit next to Wei Ning.

Wei Ning picked up his chopsticks and started to eat. If he eats alone, he will feel a little lonely. When two people eat, it is always more lively, especially Wei Ning is a person who likes to be lively. There is only this ghost in front of him. I am used to seeing it. Wei Ning was not as trembling as he was at the beginning. He buried his head in his meal, and ran out the door immediately after eating and lost his chopsticks, without daring to turn his head.

Now, Wei Ning would occasionally say a word or two to "Wei Xi".

"Wei Xi" also picks up food. Of course, he doesn't eat directly, but puts it on a plate in front of him. Then, the food will cool down quickly. According to "Wei Xi", ghosts eat mainly because Eating that bit of gas in that little meal doesn't taste much.

After eating, Wei Ning sat on the sofa with his stomach in his arms and watched TV, while "Wei Xi" put away the dishes and washed them before coming out of the kitchen and sitting beside him, the two of them watched TV together, " Wei Xi" has a very strong curiosity, and often asks questions when he sees something he doesn't understand, and Wei Ning is often irritable because he doesn't know, but even if he doesn't know, he doesn't want to be asked all the time Ask, ask three questions, look like Habo.

Therefore, Wei Ning simply took out his three-year-old laptop, connected it to the Internet, and told "Wei Xi" how to access the Internet, how to check information, how to chat with people, etc. , I solemnly warned him, if you have any questions, go to the Internet to check, ask Baidu for internal affairs, Google for foreign affairs, and Tianya for sexual affairs, don't talk to him again, otherwise he will get angry.

Facing Wei Ning's threat, "Wei Xi" nodded meekly and agreed, and focused on the meaning of the phrase "Ask Tianya about sex".

Wei Ning didn't know why, but when he explained this sentence in front of "Wei Xi" who could say it casually among friends, he couldn't catch it.

Sure enough, from that day on, "Wei Xi" seldom asked any questions, and the TV was turned on, but the time spent watching it was much less. Instead, he focused on his laptop. Wei Ning sometimes watched Seeing "Wei Xi" serious about typing with a laptop, the more he looked at it, the more unpleasant he looked, because he looked quite pleasing to the eye——

Men sometimes have this kind of tedious jealousy, although then they forget it and go on watching TV.

After watching the TV program, Wei Ning yawned and stood up, and said to "Wei Xi", "I'm going to sleep."

"Wei Xi" agreed softly, nodded to Wei Ning, raised his chin, and signaled that he knew.

Wei Ning went back to his bedroom, lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep, and the whole night passed silently like this.In the living room, the sound of typing can still be vaguely heard, but only the fluorescent light from the laptop screen can be seen, but no human figure can be seen.

The next day, Wei Ning didn't go out, but slept at home until early in the morning, and then slowly messed around until night. When it was about the same time, he told "Wei Xi" that he was going out. He said he was going to go out at this time of night, but "Wei Xi" didn't ask any more questions, which was completely out of line with his usual style, so Wei Ning stared at him several times when he went out.

When we arrived at the tea shop, Mr. Xu and Boss Li were already waiting there. Wei Ning thought it was a bit strange, because Mr. Li seemed to be going with them, so he asked Mr. Xu secretly. , the answer he got was as expected.

Boss Li looked a little different tonight, as if the shell hadn't been changed, but the core had been replaced.