marry a ghost

Just do it, Wei Shi scratched his hair and thought of a way to "catch" water monkeys.

He told Wei Xin to wait here, ran home by himself, took some fishhooks, and a large piece of fresh pork, and ran back to the river happily.

He dragged Wei Xin along the river, looking for it all the way.

Wei Xin's movements were very slow, and Wei Shi also slowed down his pace. Insects and birds were chirping all around, the running water was gurgling, and the large expanses of greenery made people's eyes and heart feel refreshed. Wei Shi, who was still a little impetuous, also Quiet.

As he walked, the grass made a quick sound, the grass stems that were stepped on the ground crawled for a while, and then straightened up, some wild flowers were crushed by the shoes, and the petals stuck to the shoes, and then rubbed against the grass inside.

When people walk by, they leave a clear footprint.

Walking side by side with Wei Xin, Wei Shi inexplicably remembered a very sour sentence that he didn't know where he heard it - "May the years be quiet and the world be stable".He remembered that it was a QQ signature of a female college classmate. After using it for four years, it was unshakeable, so he had an impression.

After walking for a while, Wei Shi finally found the place he was looking for.

That place is a shallow depression, blue waves are slightly swaying, fish are swimming suddenly, aquatic plants are lightly swaying, and round pebbles are scattered around the edge of the depression. In the sky above the shallow depression, several trees grow densely in one place, with branches growing horizontally and leaves layered. , Crowded and endured, not a ray of sunlight through.

The first feeling of this place is quietness; the second feeling is dead silence.

Even if there are fish in the water, nothing seems to be alive.

As soon as Wei Shi came here, a chill spread all over his body in an instant, as if he had fallen into an ice cave, making people shiver violently.Wei Shi asked Wei Xin to stand aside, take out the pork, fishhook, fishing line, yellow talisman paper, copper coins, etc. one by one, put them on the dry ground next to them, and wait until they are ready before starting to cook.

The piece of fresh pork was still dripping with blood.

Wei Shi brought the copper coins over. The side of the copper coin with characters is Jiao, that is, Yin, and the side without characters is Yang. Put them in the eight directions of Zhengxi, northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest, lit three sticks of incense sticks, bowed three times, and then put the piece of yellow talisman paper in the center of the eight copper coins, and cut your own. Finger, three drops of blood dripped on the yellow talisman paper.

Wei Shi read it softly.

"The sky is positive, the earth is negative, and the four gods have their own directions; man is yang, ghosts are yin, and nature is self-evident."

A gust of wind blew out the three incense sticks, and the eight copper coins placed on the ground jumped at the same time, flipped over, and turned from the negative side up to the positive side up.

Wei Shi bowed three times in all directions.

After three to five minutes, the eight copper coins on the ground were collected one by one, and the yellow talisman paper was picked up. The blood dripping on it had already seeped into the paper. Wei Shi carefully put the yellow talisman paper in as well. in the bag.

When he did that, he smiled with a stern face, turned his head and said to Wei Xin, "Let you see what my brother is capable of."

Wei Shi threaded the fishhook with a fishing line, then hooked the piece of meat firmly with the fishhook, and tied a few bundles around the piece of meat with the fishing line, and then pasted the prepared yellow talisman paper on the on that piece of pork.

The reason why it is so troublesome is because Yin creatures like water monkeys judge things by sensing the Yin energy of living things, and the array Wei Shi put up just now is to give the talisman the "Yang" effect. Function, that is to say, the talisman can simulate the anger of a person and confuse those ghosts who don't know the truth.

As for why you didn't take risks with your body like just now, it's naturally because a gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall... If you tell this reason, those who know Wei Shi will definitely yell and curse, "You kid, lie to ghosts", Wei Wei Of course he would not admit that it was the shadow of Wei Xin's kiss just now.

If something unexpected happens, Wei Xin will come again...

When Wei Shi thought about it, his face turned green.

Wei Shi threw the piece of pork with the talisman paper on it into the puddle, splashing a splash of water, the water rippled for a while before calming down, Wei Shi was standing by the water, the river was crystal clear, the piece of pork He fell in the middle of a clump of aquatic plants, bright red pork, dark green aquatic plants, and frightened swimming fish. Wei Shi squatted by the water's edge, just like guarding a fishing rod and fishing net when he was a child, the boredom was unbearable.

He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and lit it.

Before taking a puff, a hand stretched out from behind and took down the cigarette in his hand. Regardless of the cigarette butt that was still burning, he squeezed it into a ball with his hand and threw it on the ground. Wei Shi looked up in surprise. At the beginning, he leaned back slightly, and saw Wei Xin who was standing a little further away, now standing behind him.

Wei Shimo felt that the scene in front of him was a bit familiar.

He grabbed Wei Xin's wrist and glanced at his palm. The red-hot cigarette did not leave any burns on his palm. Wei Shi felt relieved, shook off his hand, and touched his pocket resentfully. Didn't take out the cigarette case in the end.

No cigarettes, no other things to pass the time.

Bored, Wei Shi had no choice but to think about Wei Xin again.

He dragged Wei Xin to a nearby tree and sat down. His hands were cold, but the muscles were not too stiff, a little soft, and his wrist could not detect a pulse. Wei Shi took out a small knife from his pocket and looked at it. After Wei Xin glanced at him, he picked up the knife and slashed lightly on his wrist.

Wei Xin's hands didn't even shake.

From a small opening, a little bit of dark red blood that was approaching black slowly seeped out from the dark red flesh, and on the pale skin, a small blood clot quickly formed.

Wei Shi stretched out his nails, picked out the blood clot, put it under his nose and smelled it.

When he did these things, he took it for granted, as if I wanted to do this, and Wei Xin didn't care about him, as if he could do whatever he wanted.

After Wei Shi smelled it, he still felt that it wasn't enough, so he stuck out his tongue and licked the blood clot on his finger.He didn't know what kind of eyes Wei Xin next to him looked at him when he did this. If he knew, he would definitely become angry and furious, and then have a brotherly conversation with Wei Xin.

When Wei Shi finished these tasks, he didn't care about Wei Xin next to him.

Generally, the blood in the body of a corpse that has been dead for a long time has coagulated, and the blood will not bleed when the flesh is cut. Even ordinary zombies or living corpses raised by cadavers are the same. Although their bodies are not corrupt, But it is dead.

But Wei Xin is obviously different from them.

He will bleed, although his blood is different from that of a living person, half human and half corpse, Wei Shi came to this conclusion, he raised his head and looked at Wei Xin with complicated eyes, after knowing this, Wei Xin's first thought Just make sure to hide Wei Xin well, so that the keeper of corpses like the Ma family or other people who can keep cadavers cannot find out. Half-human, half-corpse like Wei Xin is like a dead man to a keeper. A starving ghost sees food, a pervert sees a woman...

Wei Shi looked at Wei Xin and said to him seriously, "Ah Xin, you must tell me if you want to leave Zhuangzi in the future, do you hear me?"

Wei Xin nodded obediently.

Seeing that his younger brother was so obedient, Wei Shi reached out and stroked his hair.

After waiting for a while, when Wei Shi was getting impatient, thinking that he would not be able to wait until today or that there were no more water monkeys in the water, there was finally a movement, a dark mass appeared in the water grass in the puddle, and slowly Tentatively, he moved closer to the piece of pork.

Wei Shi pulled Wei Xin's clothes and motioned him to look into the water.

Wei Shi pulled the fishing line connected to the piece of pork, and slowly dragged the piece of pork towards the water's edge. The water monkey saw the piece of pork move, so it shrank back in the water grass, and after a while, it chased after it again. , it grabbed the pork.

Wei Shi pulled it unhurriedly.

The water monkey also tried hard to drag the piece of pork into the water. The two sides fought hard. The water monkey was very strong. Wei Shi felt a sharp pain in his hand, which was pulled out by the fishing line. Yes, at this moment, Wei Xin came over and grabbed the fishing line.

Wei Xin's strength was obviously stronger than that of the water monkey, and the water monkey couldn't hold him back.

Getting closer to the surface of the water, the water monkey became anxious and wanted to let go, but Wei Shi gave a sinister smile, Xiao Mian, sir, I have worked so hard to produce such a piece of pork with ingredients, do you think it is because you want to throw it away? Can you get rid of it?What is the young master so busy with?

The more the water monkey struggled, the tighter it clung to the pork.

After a while, the water monkey was dragged out of the water.

It was a monkey-like animal, but it was much uglier than a monkey. It was wet, and it kept dripping with foul-smelling water. over there.No wonder it is called a water monkey.

Wei Shi looked at it curiously.

This thing is completely different from the thing in the water. When it was in the water, it didn't seem to have an entity. When it got to the ground, it became like this. It didn't look fierce in the water, as if there was no threat.

Wei Shi took out a bottle of gasoline that he had prepared early in the morning. The bottle was 5L. It should be just right to burn this water monkey to death. How many people have been killed, and besides, he doesn't have the ability to save people.

Wei Shi poured gasoline on the water monkey, took out the lighter and was about to light it.

At this moment, there were a few hurried footsteps behind him, mixed with a few violent, piercing coughs. That cough was very familiar to Wei Shi, and only Wei Qiye's body in the whole Weizhuang was like this. At the same time, there were several shouts, "Wei Shi, stop it, stop it!"

Wei Shi's lighter was already lit, and he was less than half a foot away from the water monkey.

He straightened up, the lighter was extinguished, and looked at the visitor with a puzzled face. Two old men hurried over, one was leaning on a cane, and the other was beating his chest. It was Mr. Wei and Mr. Wei Qi. Now the elder with the highest seniority in Wei Zhuang is the oldest among those of Wei Qiye’s generation who are still alive, so the people in Wei Zhuang call him Old Man Wei, and the patriarch of the Wei family because he was a brother of that generation It ranks seventh in it, so it is called Wei Qiye.

It was Mr. Wei who called Wei Shi.

Wei Shi did not expect that the person who came would be Mr. Wei. Mr. Wei has a big temper. Although his seniority is high, he seldom cares about the affairs of Wei Zhuang. Yes, you don’t stay in the health center to see a doctor and prescribe medicine, but come here to do these empty ways (useless things), do you want us old bastards to beat you a few times? Look at you, look at you Look at you, what are you doing, fortunately, those of us who are old and immortal have rushed over, otherwise I will see what you will do!"

Wei Shi was beaten up by Wei Qiye?

What did he do?What have you done!Isn't it just to burn a water monkey to death for the people?Why does it seem that he has done something that is sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth and sorry for his ancestors?

Wei Shi looked at the water monkey on the ground speechlessly.

He deeply felt that there was an insurmountable gap between himself and these older generations.

This isn't a generation gap anymore, it's the Mariana Trench.

Wei Qiye seemed calmer than old man Wei, he gave old man Wei a hand and persuaded him, "Okay, okay, he's a junior, and he doesn't know about those things, why are you getting angry with him? He doesn’t understand even now, let’s deal with the matter he provoked first.”

Old Man Wei poked the crutch hard on the ground a few times, and Wei Shi shook it three times. Why did he think that Old Man Wei wanted to use the crutch on him? Old Man Wei rolled his eyes at Wei Shi, "Why are you standing still, why don't you hurry up..." He pointed to the water monkey on the ground, "Put it back into the water! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, why are you dawdling?" I said you."

Wei Shi looked at Old Master Wei and Wei Qiye with a look of disbelief.

He was afraid that they wouldn't know what it was, "Old man, Qi Ye, this is that water monkey that caused people to drown! How can I put it back? I managed to catch it."

Mr. Wei picked up his crutches and pretended to hit someone, "You son of a bitch, don't tell me that my old man doesn't know what this thing is and needs you to tell me, and I will put it back if I tell you to, can't you hear me?" Listen, if you don't stop, I'll start beating you!"

Wei Shi didn't want to be beaten, so he walked over reluctantly, grabbed the water monkey on the ground and threw it into the water.

The water monkey sank straight to the bottom of the water without moving.

Wei Shi looked at it, a little gloating, look, the two old men came late, the water monkey died long ago!Before he was happy, the water monkey moved, and then jumped into the river in a panic, and then disappeared. Wei Shi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He couldn't figure out why the two In the old life, he was going to force him to release the water monkey. If he is not given a sufficient reason to convince him today, then this matter cannot just pass like this.

Therefore, Wei Shi looked at Old Master Wei and Wei Qiye with a straight face.

Old Master Wei and Wei Qiye watched the water monkey run away with strange expressions, both sad and hesitant.

Wei Shi asked Mr. Wei, "Master, why did you let such a harmful thing go?"

Old man Wei took a look at Wei Qiye, the two of them looked at each other, and Wei Shi knew at a glance that the two old men were discussing.

Finally, Mr. Wei said, "I should let you know something."