marry a ghost

Wei Shi stood outside the courtyard gate and took a look. The tall locust tree covered most of the courtyard tightly, the leaves were so green that they were black, and it was gloomy. He touched his chin. After seeing such a place where ghosts may really happen, it is strange that there is no reason. Wei Shi became more and more curious about what he was doing at that time to make it like this.

He unlocked the lock, and the heavy wooden door creaked open.

The light in the room is very dim, and the furnishings are very simple. There is a bed, and the quilt on the bed is placed in a mess, as if the owner just got up from the bed and has not had time to tidy it up. There are two chairs, a table, and some burners on the floor. After burning more than half of it, there was a bit of candle residue left, and the air in the house was more cloudy than in the yard outside. Wei Shi's nostrils fluttered, and he also smelled a faint scent of corpses.

Kind of familiar.

Wei Shi began to ponder while packing his things.

He didn't have many things, and he packed a travel bag and came out.

Standing at the door, Wei Shi took a last look at the dark and damp room, closing the wooden door with a little doubt, and a little bit of melancholy and memories that couldn't be explained.

Wei Shi stayed in the school honestly for seven days. During these seven days, he tried his best to act as a group with the people around him. Although there were still a few minor problems, for example, when he went to the bathroom in the teaching building, he saw a man in white clothes. Female ghost, but there was no major problem after all.

After staying up for a few days, Wei Shi's eyes were all red. He felt that if Mr. Xu didn't show up again, he must go to the next city to find that old man Xiao to find a way, otherwise, this day will not be able to pass , Hell, walking and walking, I still have a headache from time to time, and I may be hit by a falling flower pot when I walk downstairs, these days are really in dire straits.

Moreover, Wei Shi found that he couldn't tell whether the person standing in front of him was a human or a ghost. Once, in a relatively remote flower garden in the school, he saw a bent over and kept groping here and there as if The old man who was looking for something, Wei Shi still respects the old and loves the young, so he talked to him, Wei Shi asked him "what are you looking for, I will help you find it", the old man was happy, Opening his mouth and laughing, he told Wei Shi, "I want to find my wife's bones." At that time, Wei Shilei's outside was scorched and the inside was tender. Only then did he realize that he was just like this in the blue sky.

After spending a lot of effort and four or five talismans but failed to settle the ghost old man and let him keep up with him, Wei Shi had no choice but to tell the old man that he would help him find his wife's bones back. Let him go for now.

You must do what you promise to a ghost. If you fail to do so, you may become a ghost.

It was from this incident that Wei Shi realized that his current situation was so serious that he could no longer tell the difference between a human and a ghost. , he dared not talk to anyone.

Because of his cool face—in fact, Wei Shi thought it was a sad face—and his good looks, his popularity in the courtyard has soared a lot, and he has gained a lot of praise. The younger senior sisters and younger sisters look at each other differently, this can only be said to be joy in bitterness.

Xu Laosan finally returned to the same city before Wei Shi's patience was completely exhausted. Wei Shi looked at Xu Laosan, who had a pair of sunglasses on his nose and a slightly thinned goatee on his chin, and was a little surprised. Xu Laosan The most important thing in his whole body is his beard. If he loses one, he will be heartbroken for a long time. He can't wait to hold a memorial service for that beard. Now that he has lost so much, he still has to go crazy.

Wei Shi had a relieved expression of "You're finally back", and called out to Mr. Xu, "Master, when did you arrive?"

Although Xu Laosan had lost a lot of beard, he looked as proud as a rooster who had won a battle. He snorted with an unfathomable face, "If it weren't for your brat, how could my old man use it?" In such a hurry, a handful of old bones have to worry about and work hard for you unsatisfactory..."

Wei Shiquan ignored the rest of the complaints and rants, the words of pride and showing off, and he just ignored them. This was one of the special skills he trained during the few months he was caught and studied by Xu Laosan, and it was specially used to deal with Xu Laosan's chatter.

After Mr. Xu had enough of his addiction and said all he wanted to say, he finally remembered that it was time to care about himself as a closed disciple. He looked at Wei Shi up and down, and gently touched the spot on his chin with his hand. Goatee, "You used the 'Soul Splitting Needle'."

As soon as the words were finished, Xu Laosan jumped up, pointed at Wei Shi's nose and cursed loudly, "What did I tell you when I handed you the 'soul-dividing needle'? Ah? You took what I said Don't you hear it? I don't have such a stupid (stupid) apprentice like you, so you can use it. If you use it on someone else, I will be more open-minded. If you use it on yourself, you want to tell me , I was blind at the time so I accepted you as an incarnation as an apprentice? I’m really mad at you, don’t look at me, I will never save you, let you die, forget it. Once the position is out, I can still find someone who is smarter to be an apprentice..."

"..."

Wei Shi watched Xu Laosan jumping, bowing his head in a heavy reflection.

The third Xu slobbered and scolded dryly, and finally stopped.

Wei Shi poured out a glass of water like a dog and handed it over, "Master, you always drink some water before you continue to scold."

Xu Laosan spit out a mouthful of water, stretched out his hand, and slapped Wei Shi hard on the head. Wei Shi shrank from the pain, "Why did I accept you as an apprentice who is like a debt collector?" He drank water He shook his head regretfully.

Wei Shi stood by the side with a grin, "I have collected everything, kowtowed my head, and the patriarch has served tea. You always want to regret and have no place to go."

Third Xu snorted, but didn't speak.

After having a seizure, Xu Laosan still asked Wei Shi what was going on with an unhappy face. Wei Shi told everything about it, including forgetting some recent events, and what happened now. A situation where people and ghosts cannot be distinguished.

Xu Laosan sat beside him humming and whining, cursing after hearing a few words.

After listening to it, after a while, Xu Laosan said slowly, "This matter about you should be the one who was separated. There was a problem when you came back, and you didn't come back in time. It took too long and the result is that the soul is now Unstable, I will find a way to stabilize your soul, but you said you forgot things, it is probably difficult to remember." Xu Laosan said thoughtfully, "I see what you have encountered recently, If you want to investigate, you can still find some clues."

Wei Shi listened carefully.

Master Xu Laosan may not look like a master, but Wei Shi knows that he really cares about him, and it is impossible to really leave him aside, "Master, those things that should be ignored first, the first thing to do is to stabilize the soul." The important thing is, hey, I was haunted by a ghost a few days ago."

Xu Laosan pulled the sunglasses on the tip of his nose, revealing his eyes hidden behind the sunglasses.

His eyeballs are covered with a white cloud, as if he had cataracts, and he looks a little scary. His eyes are born with yin and yang eyes. Without the special pair of sunglasses he is wearing now, he can see ghosts directly. Therefore, for the convenience of activities outside, Xu Laosan usually wears sunglasses all the time except when "working (that is, doing his old job of exorcising ghosts and evil spirits)".

He glanced at Wei Shi, "There is indeed a black resentment on his body." Xu Laosan smiled gloatingly, "Your boy is in trouble again."

Wei Shi looked at Xu Laosan who was swaying from side to side with a smile, touched his chin and remained silent.

Xu Laosan took out a paper bag from the bag he was carrying with him. He carefully opened the paper bag, which contained three incense sticks that were as thick as little fingers and as long as chopsticks. He handed the paper bag to Wei Wei with a painful face. At that time, I said to him, "I light it for half an hour before going to bed every day. This 'Requiem Incense' is the ultimate product I finally found, and it was wasted by you kid. Really, hey, the old saying is good, prodigals are easy to make a fortune Disaster."

The corner of Wei Shi's mouth twitched, and he took the paper bag.

The fragrance of the incense sticks can be smelled clearly through a paper bag. Wei Guangguang held this paper bag and smelled the fragrance. He felt that his body had been heavy these days, and his dull head was light. Panned a lot.

In addition to the three incense sticks, Xu Laosan also gave Wei Shi a bell, which would ring a few times when there was any movement around him. Putting it in his clothes or directly in his pocket, Xu Laosan glared, "Put it wherever I say, you kid is so disobedient to my words, are you planning to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?"

Wei Shi wanted to say something, but endured it.

The old man really pretended that he didn't know that this thing can be kept with him, and he deliberately let him hang it on his hand because he didn't intend to see his jokes. Wei Shi put the exquisite carved copper bell on his hand while humming. There is indeed something in the bell, but if you shake it, it will not make a sound. The bell is strung up with some red thread twisted into a rope thick as a little finger, and there is a knot at the end. A tassel-like tail—of course, it's more feminine.

After giving the things, Xu Laosan told Wei Shi a few more things. First, he has been chewing twenty grains of soybeans soaked in chicken blood every day for seven to seven days. Even ordinary people know a little about the effects of blood; second, get more exposure to the sun and be more popular; Rolling his eyes, he said, "Actually, it's the same whether you say it or not. I don't think you have a girlfriend." What kind of contact do women have, you know what I mean?Xu Laosan asked again uneasy.

Wei Shi had a weird face on his face.

The old man scolded so hard, but he hesitated when he talked about such things, he didn't seem to be that thick-skinned.

Isn't it just not to talk to women, he understands.

After Xu Laosan finished explaining the matter, he patted his ass and left.

Wei Shi followed what he said and did exactly what he said every day. In the blink of an eye, one and a half months passed quickly.

It seems that as long as you survive the last few days, you're done.

It was the weekend, Wei Shi was playing a game on his roommate's computer, and when he was enjoying himself, someone shouted from downstairs.

"Wei Shi, someone is looking for you."

Wei Shi ran downstairs to take a look, and found that she was actually a handsome girl with her head bowed and her face flushed.