marry a ghost

Chen Yang originally wanted to go to Wei Shi's place early in the morning, but before the door came out, he was stopped by the two women at the door. They said in unison, let him stay in the room first, and they will send someone to take him out. Wei Shi called over, and the blue veins on Chen Yang's forehead twitched. He looked at the two serious women in front of him, dumbfounded. One of them was not vague, turned around and walked out the door, calling for someone.

Chen Yang retreated to the room depressed. He doesn't hit women, and he doesn't like to argue with women.

After a while, Wei Shi came running slowly with his medicine box on his back, ran to Chen Yang's house, wiped off his sweat, and said to Chen Yang with a smile on his face, "Hey, I told you yesterday When it was time, forget that you can't come out."

Chen Yang spread his hands, "Fortunately, it's only a few days, otherwise I would have to suffocate people to death."

Wei Shi nodded sympathetically, "That's right, our Wei Zhuang's rules are designed to challenge people's endurance, but not so hard that it makes people go crazy, and makes you crazy but not so crazy."

Chen Yang said hesitantly, "What are you going to do?"

Wei Shi put down the medicine box, "I'll do acupuncture first, and then I'll cook a dose of medicine for you."

Chen Yang took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of underpants, and lay on the bed in a sprawling sprawl. Wei Shi looked up and down at his slender, muscular but not exaggerated body, clicked his tongue and said wretchedly, "Brother Chen, you have trained your muscles well."

Chen Yang watched Wei Shi take out a cloth bag from the medicine box, opened it, and found that there were all large and small silver needles inside, some long and some short, and he said casually, "This is not for practice, I used to do more physical activity."

At this moment, Chen Yang found that Wei Shi had been staring at him with a strange expression, no, not staring at him, but at his stomach, he laughed and scolded, "What are you looking at, you can see a flower! "

Wei Shi scratched his chin, exclaiming, "It's really bulging."

Indeed, Chen Yang is flat and firm, and the belly with abdominal muscles protrudes a little bit, which is not too obvious, but compared to Chen Yang's entire well-proportioned and slender body, it can still be seen that the belly is different from other places too coordinated.

After saying this, Chen Yang immediately wanted to get up from the bed and beat someone up, Wei Shi quickly pressed him down, "Brother Chen, don't, don't move, haha, this is too rare, can you let me touch it? Don't, don't stare Me, can I stop touching it?"

After finishing speaking, Wei Shi began to perform acupuncture with a face full of regret. He did not pierce other places, so he specifically selected the acupuncture points on Chen Yang's limbs, and pricked Chen Yang like a hedgehog. Erlang sat on the edge of Chen Yang's bed, chatting with him.

When Wei Shi talked a lot, he could really annoy people, and when he didn't talk much, he was like a dumb man, unable to utter a word for a long time. After talking about Wei Ning's experience of going to Xiaodongcheng, he shut his mouth unsatisfied.

On the contrary, Chen Yang looked thoughtful, and he said to Wei Shi, "I know the small cave city you mentioned. I have an aunt who married there, but I haven't contacted her for many years. I don't know their family. How are you doing now?"

Wei Shi patted Chen Yang on the shoulder very generously, "How else can we meet each other in the end of the world, and there is no such thing as a coincidence, what is the name of your aunt, maybe I have seen it before."

Chen Yang spread his hands, "I really don't know about this, I just heard from my grandma, but I haven't seen it. But I heard from my grandma that she gave birth to two daughters, and her life there is not very good. At that time, his grandmother still sighed and said that his cousin had a bad life, married far away, her family could not take care of her, and she had to swallow the bitterness herself when she was bullied.

Wei Shi curled his lips and said angrily, "I understand, don't you just want to have a son? What are you going to do with so many boys? When they grow up, they just want to steal our girls."

Chen Yang looked at him speechlessly. He still didn't marry one of the daughters born to his aunt to Wei Zhuang. It was the Third Aunt Wei who mentioned it casually. There is no need to discuss this issue again. The above led to other things.

At this time, a middle-aged woman came in, put a bowl of medicine on the table, turned around and walked out without saying a word, Wei Shi first helped Chen Yang put a bed cup on his back so that he could half sit up, and then, He picked up the bowl of medicine, handed it to Chen Yang, and asked him to drink it.

Chen Yang raised his neck and poured the bowl of steaming hot concoction into it in one breath, "It's so fucking bad, it's even bitterer than the medicine you gave me before, it's fishy and bitter, it's the best in the world, my grass .”

Wei Shi took the medicine bowl back, and raised his legs, "That's right, here are some good things I've collected for a long time, and they're all used on you." Bowl, as if his medicine was still there, reluctantly.

Chen Yang saw that he was looking for it, "Okay, okay, I'll bring you two bottles of good wine later, I'm not even willing to drink the 30-year-old Moutai, it's too cheap for you kid."

Wei Shi was overjoyed, "You said this, don't forget."

Chen Yang was speechless. When this kid asked for something, he was never shameless.

The two of them talked a few more words, Chen Yang suddenly turned pale, and his forehead was dripping with sweat, "Wei Shi, did you get the needle wrong? Why do I feel that my stomach, hands and feet are in contact with someone holding a knife? It's the same as chopping."

Wei Shi was still sitting on the side with the old god, and waved his hands nonchalantly, "Don't worry, the pain is a normal phenomenon, a normal phenomenon, which means that acupuncture has worked, and it is guiding the foulness out of your body, bear it Enough."

Chen Yang's face was distorted in pain, looking at Wei Shi next to him with a relaxed expression on his face, these words are like a landlord eating chicken drumsticks in front of a beggar who can't even eat and has been hungry for three days and three nights. One, throw one away, and no one is allowed to pick it up, and suddenly there is an urge to beat this kid up.

There seemed to be something in his stomach rushing left and right, scurrying back and forth, Chen Yang took a look at his stomach and there was obviously a living thing moving, that living thing seemed to be stimulated by something, trying to scratch him The belly arched from the inside.

Wei Shi waited for a while, and when Chen Yang was almost dizzy with pain, he stood up and looked at Chen Yang's stomach seriously. He took out another piece of gold and wood, Scrape off a little debris with a knife, mix it with a bowl of water, and feed it to Chen Yang's mouth.

Chen Yang gritted his teeth, panting heavily, and drank the bowl of water.

Wei Shi looked at the thing in his hand with a painful expression on his face, "Thousand-year-old Yangmu, I have lost a lot of money, but you are a man, stubborn, if this pain is placed on ordinary people, you will already cry like hell, you I can bear it." Wei Shi gave Chen Yang a thumbs up.

Chen Yang's face was dripping with sweat, and he was speechless.

He's a man, of course he can't roll around and yell, even though it hurts like hell.

The fact is just as Wei Shi said, after a while, the pain began to lessen slowly, Chen Yang's chest heaved sharply, Wei Shi was beside him, and wiped off the sweat all over his head and face with a towel, "What do you think now?" Like? Is there any discomfort?"

Chen Yang opened his eyes weakly. There is no place in his whole body that is comfortable, but it is indeed much better than the previous state of being weak, mentally sleepy, and unable to exert energy. good."

Wei Shi nodded, "That's good."

Just as he was talking, suddenly Chen Yang's stomach convulsed. He almost cried out in pain. He gritted his teeth and managed to endure it. A black air came out from his stomach. It was extremely faint, as if a light breeze As if it could be blown away, the black air turned into a child, lying on his stomach.

Wei Shi rubbed his chin, folded his hands and watched the scene, "Let it out to dry first, and then put it back after your body's yang energy returns and the filth is eliminated."

Chen Yang panted, and added, "Can't you just get rid of it too?"

Wei Shi shook his head, "No, it's reincarnating through the belly, and it will hold you until it succeeds. It's better to let it reincarnate smoothly." Wei Shi's answer was discouraging, but it didn't disappoint Chen Yang too much. Unexpectedly, Wei Lin had said similar things early in the morning.

The black air flowed slowly along Chen Yang's naked body towards his chest. Wei Shi watched with interest. Chen Yang was still stuck with needles and could not move his body freely. He watched helplessly as the black air arrived. After his chest, it turned into a little baby, and curled up into a small ball around his neck.

Chen Yang looked at the small group, why did it get smaller, didn't he still look like a two or three year old child last night?How did you turn into a baby of a few months today?Wei Shi lowered his voice, as if he was afraid of disturbing that little ghost, and said softly to Chen Yang, "Hey, it really regards you as his mother."

Hearing this, Chen Yang rolled his eyes, looked at the little ball around his neck, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Two hours later, Wei Shi began to pull out the silver needle on Chen Yang's body. When he pulled it out, a foul-smelling black blood came out. He took out a white cloth. Chen Yang thought he was going to wipe it off for himself, but he didn't expect this. Goods, wiped the silver needle with a distressed face.

After all the silver needles were pulled out, Chen Yang felt that his whole body was much lighter, and the small ball of black air curled up around his neck slowly crawled back to his body under Wei Shi's charm. In the belly, he got in, and Chen Yang felt that every time he saw this scene, his nerves would be challenged.

Wei Shi handed Chen Yang another bowl of clear water with the talisman paper ashes in it, "Drink it."

Chen Yang drank it all in one gulp, and immediately there was a rumbling sound in his stomach. Looking at Wei Shi's smiling face, Chen Yang barely held back his smile, snorted, grabbed the clothes beside the bed, put them on his body, and flushed to the toilet In the past, after he came out of the toilet happily, he finally felt that the stagnation in his body these days had completely subsided.

Chen Yang returned to the house, walking steadily, almost as usual, he said to Wei Shi, "Your medicine is quite effective."

Wei Shi took it for granted, "Of course, I'm not a quack who sells dog skin plasters."

Chen Yang also echoed, "Yes, yes, of course you are an expert."

Wei Shi accepted it calmly, and then, with a straight face, he said, "You have to do acupuncture every ten days and drink medicine once. After three times, the filth on your body should be almost gone. As for the vaginal fetus in your stomach , you don’t have to think about getting rid of it, in fact it’s not bad, at least it knows how to save your life.”

Chen Yang raised his eyebrows, "So?"

Wei Shi scratched his chin, and sat on the chair in a very disfigured manner, "In order to keep you, the yin energy on the Yintai's body has dissipated a lot. Didn't you see that it is much smaller than when it came out last time?" Wei Shi looked at Chen Yang with an expression of "how about it, let's be moved".

It turned out that this was the case, Chen Yang smiled, he would be moved to get ghosts, it wasn't for this little thing, he wouldn't have such bad things at all, what he is doing now is just to keep his reincarnation container, After all, according to what Chen Yang has always seen, he really doesn't believe that ghosts and the like will talk to you about morality.

Wei Shi knew what he meant by looking at his expression, so he didn't say anything.

Two days passed quickly, and in five days, whether it was fast or slow, it was soon the day of the Yin wedding.

The weather was not very good that day. Since early in the morning, it has been cloudy and rainy. After autumn, it will be a layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness. If you are a sentimental person, it is inevitable that your emotions will become entangled with the lingering.The people invited by Mr. Wei are making final preparations.

On the night when Wei Shi gave him acupuncture, Wei Linqing came there once. His body was not as solid as usual. I don't know if it was because of some injuries he suffered that night on Ghost Festival. Chen Yang didn't ask about it, but was very moved. He said with interest, "Listen to your younger brother, Mr. Wei said that you used to have a wife and a child, so why are you still thinking of getting married in the dark, and you can live a good life with your wife down there!"

Wei Linqing said calmly, "I've never been married."

When Chen Yang heard his words, he was taken aback for a moment, "No way, it's impossible for Mr. Wei to tell lies."

Wei Linqing sighed very lightly, with a perplexed and confused expression, "Actually, he was right, but my wife and I are not an ordinary couple. She, she was pregnant with a child before she was married. In desperation, I begged in front of the person I grew up with, just because of some things, I had already made up my mind not to get married for the rest of my life, so I just lived it, so—”

It turns out that there is still this inside story, Chen Yang suddenly realized, no wonder.

Suddenly, he thought of a certain point, "Then, isn't that brat your own son?"

Wei Linqing put his hand on Chen Yang's stomach, and a chilly and non-tyrannical breath poured into his body, soothing the womb in his stomach, "Why not, Arjun's child is my child, we After all, he is still worshiped, and Arjun also wants this child to have a legitimate parentage."

At this moment, Chen Yang felt that Wei Linqing's lowered eyelids emitted a white light like the back of the head of a benevolent Bodhisattva enshrined in a temple, which almost blinded his eyes. Men with green hats who raise children for others do exist.

It's really a thousand words turned into one sentence - I am grass.