Xiaolongnv not female

Xiao Long lay on the ground for a while, and said depressedly: "It's all you!"

Wang Min: "..." He was really angry...

Xiao Long: "Like Rukawa Kaede's dunk! Do you think you are handsome?"

Wang Min: "I didn't..."

As soon as Wang Min argued, Xiao Long became even more entangled: "Don't play tricks, just pretend to be cool!"

Wang Min: "..."

It's useless to say more at this time, Wang Min thought of the experience after "offending" Xiao Long last time, he was silent for a while, and said forcefully: "Okay, it's my fault."

Xiao Long gave a symbolic "hum", turned his head to the other side, stared at the wall, secretly sad.

Sitting on the edge of Xiao Long's bed, Wang Min's eyes dangled from side to side, but finally couldn't resist the "gravitational force" and landed on the towel.

Xiao Long asked in a muffled voice, "Have you finished your homework?"

Wang Min: "Almost, English is left."

"I still have a lot more," Xiao Long muttered, "I don't have to do my homework..."

Is this also one of the accusations?

Wang Min: "Shall I help you?"

Xiao Long turned his head and yelled at him: "Go and do your homework, I'll be angry when I see you!"

This is... unreasonable trouble?

Wang Min really left.Xiao Long lay on his stomach pitifully, feeling a little wronged.But only ten minutes later, he came back again.

Xiao Long: "?"

Wang Min: "It's finished."

Xiao Long: "..."

"There are only three readings left." Wang Min's heart was suffering. When he first read, his mind was full of a certain part of someone, and he didn't know if it was guilt, guilt, or other psychology. Woolen cloth……

Xiao Long couldn't take it anymore, no matter what, being stared at silently like this would make people feel uncomfortable.

"You bring me the chemistry homework, I do the questions, and you write the answers for me."

"Ah."

There is no need to calculate in chemistry yet, and it is convenient to do some basic problems. There is a living animal reference book by my side. Xiao Long's efficiency is also extremely high, and he solved two days' work in a short time.

He was lying on the bed with bare legs and a towel covering his buttocks. Wang Min knelt beside the bed and wrote.At this moment, Le Baixiao and Gu Chun came back.As soon as the door was opened, the two saw this extremely strange scene——

Wang Min and Xiao Long put their heads together, and the ones that were closest were almost stuck together. The key point is that Xiao Long's thighs were bare.

Le Baixiao: "What are you doing!"

It was still Gu Chun who was careful and asked, "Xiao Long, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Long: "My ass seemed to be broken when I was in gym class."

Everyone: "..."

Gu Chun: "What's the situation?"

Xiao Long: "My butt hurts while sitting."

Le Baixiao walked around Xiao Long curiously, and stretched out his hand to lift the towel to look: "Can't you tell?"

Xiao Long was so angry that he thumped the bed: "I have an internal injury, an internal injury!"

"Oh..." Le Baixiao was thoughtful, and then said: "But your butt is so white, I really want to pinch it!"

Xiao Long: "Get lost!"

Hearing what Le Baixiao said, Wang Min secretly let out a sigh of relief... It's normal, it's normal!

Le Baixiao continued to tease: "Haha, what are you ashamed of! I remember when I went to the toilet in junior high school, the boys would sneak up on each other, and those who were pinched would be in pain!...Speaking of which, you keep lying on your stomach like this, JJ won't be crushed, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Xiao Long was originally in the thirteenth middle school, surrounded by mostly gentle girls, when he was molested like this, his face flushed immediately. (It can be seen from this that the three years he missed are so important to the psychological growth of a normal man...) At this moment, even Wang Min smiled slightly.

Xiao Long was furious: "Wang Min!!!"

Wang Min sat upright: "Huh?"

Xiao Long: "I want a quilt! Take the towel away!"

Wang Min covered Xiao Long with the quilt, while preventing Le Baixiao and Gu Chun from continuing to watch.

Xiao Long hid under the quilt, shrunk his head aggrievedly.

At night, he was tired and wanted to turn over to sleep in a daze. After pressing down on his buttocks, he screamed and lay down again. Wang Min's bed was next to Xiao Long. Hearing his wailing was also quite uncomfortable, and he wished to share the burden for him. Some, or help him rub it... It's just that the latter idea is a bit strange to implement.

The next morning, Wang Min was woken up by Xiao Long's urging cry.

"Wang Min...Wang Min...Wang Min...Wang Min..."

"...Huh?" Wang Min asked with a vague consciousness, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Long: "Woo..."

Wang Min turned his head to look at Xiao Long, only to see him holding his tailbone with one hand, looking at him with a sad and terrified expression... In an instant, Wang Min's heart trembled at a high frequency.

Xiao Long: "My ass seems to have grown a bone..."

Wang Min: "?"

Xiao Long: "Yuanyuan, I can touch it..."

Wang Min: "..."

Seeing Wang Min's tangled face, Xiao Long thought he didn't believe it, so he said, "If you don't believe me, come and touch it, it's between the back and the butt!"

Wang Min's heart trembled, but the hand he stretched out was steady.Touching the place Xiao Long mentioned with his finger, that place is usually hidden and not seen much, so it feels smooth and delicate to the touch, Wang Min forgets the purpose of touching it when he touches it...

Xiao Long: "Did you touch it?"

Wang Min: "...No."

Xiao Long: "You are a little heavier, oh... lighter!"

Wang Min: "...I touched it." Indeed, there is a round and hard piece between the tailbone and the groin.

Here they were talking and shouting, while Gu Chun and Le Baixiao were also woken up.

Le Baixiao: "What are you two doing so early in the morning to keep people from sleeping?"

When it was time to get up, Gu Chun got out of bed and asked, "Is Xiao Long's injury serious?"

Xiao Long explained: "There is a bump on the back of the buttocks, it hurts a lot when pressed..."

Gu Chun frowned and asked in concern: "Protrusion?"

Xiao Long asked, "Did you say it was a tumor?"

Le Baixiao lay on the bed and listened, laughing loudly: "Tumor? If there is a tumor on the butt, isn't it cancer? Xiao Long, you are so funny!!"

Everyone: "..."

Xiao Long: "...I'm finished."

Gu Chun said with a smile: "Le Baixiao, don't scare him, how could he get cancer after a fall."

Wang Min also nodded again and again: "No, go to the infirmary and let the school doctor take a look, don't think too much about it."

Le Baixiao woke up and wanted to come over to pet her, but Xiao Taki immediately grinned like a threatened cat.

Le Baixiao, who was expelled by the fried cat, went to the public bathroom to wash up, and happened to meet Fang Xu from the dormitory next door. Someone was wailing."

Le Baixiao bit his toothbrush and said vaguely, "Xiao Long's butt has a tumor, and it hurts so much..."

Fang Xu's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "Isn't it? Is it inside or outside?"

Le Baixiao gargled, spit out a mouthful of frothy water, and said, "He said it was an internal injury."

Fang Xu thought for a while and asked, "Is it hemorrhoids?"

"..." Le Baixiao was stunned for a moment, overwhelmed with joy, "What are you thinking, he fell playing basketball yesterday, how could he have hemorrhoids!"

Fang Xu told his roommates about it when he went back: "Hey, that Xiao Long fell while playing basketball yesterday, and I heard that he has a tumor today."

Zhao Yujing and Fang Xu lived in the same dormitory, and he was excited when he heard it: "What's going on, what's going on?"

Fang Xu: "When I just washed my face, I met Le Baixiao. I heard what he said. I don't know the details, but can a fall cause a tumor? I think it may be that he had hemorrhoids before, but now he has a serious fall. ..."

As soon as Zhao Yujing heard it, his gossip started to gossip. He rushed to Xiao Long's dormitory, and yelled when he entered the door: "Student Xiao Long, I heard that you have hemorrhoids?"

Everyone: "..."

The tips of Xiao Long's ears felt hot, and he was too suffocated to speak.

Wang Min explained: "It's not hemorrhoids, it's the protruding tailbone..."

Zhao Yujing: "Huh? Let me touch..."

Before Xiao Long could stop it, Zhao Yujing touched it, and said with an inscrutable expression, "There's a bone!"

Xiao Long burst into tears: "That's right! It's not hemorrhoids, it's bones!"

Zhao Yujing sized up Xiao Long, acted like a quack warlock, and rubbed his chin with the other hand, pondering: "Could it be an atavistic phenomenon, a tail growing?"

……

Gu Chun: "Pfft!"

Wang Min's face cramped from holding back the laughter.

Le Baixiao fell on the bed and clutched his stomach: "Ahahahaha! Xiao Long is going to become a little dragon!"

"Get out of here!!!" Xiao Long yelled angrily, endured the "discomfort" and thumped on his pants, and slowly climbed out of bed with his hands on his body.

Seeing how pitiful he was, Wang Min was about to step forward to help him, but as soon as he held Xiao Long's arm, Xiao Long was so irritable that he wanted to bite, waving his paws and refusing to touch anyone.

Wang Min said with a good temper: "Don't be brave at this time." Then he wrapped his arms around Xiao Long's waist in the next second.Xiao Long was ticklish, so he was caught off guard so that his waist came up, and half of his body softened, and he hung on Wang Min's body half-embracing and half-embracing.

Gu Chun also helped to persuade: "Well, go to the infirmary quickly, and I will talk to the teacher."

Le Baixiao echoed: "That's right, the squad leader is for nothing!"

The two washed up in a hurry, before leaving, Gu Chun said to Wang Min: "Thank you."

Wang Min looked at Xiao Long, and said softly, "It was originally my fault."

Xiao Long: "..."

Le Baixiao said with emotion or envy, "Wang Min's character is really amazing!"

The school doctor was a middle-aged woman. When she saw the two of them, she asked, "What happened early in the morning? Didn't you come to sleep with me?"

Wang Min explained the reason, and when Xiao Long saw that he was about to take off his pants in front of women, he couldn't help feeling a little awkward.The school doctor smiled and said, "You're as shy as a girl."

"..." Xiao Long gritted his teeth and took off his pants.

The school doctor touched Xiao Long's injury and said, "It may be a bone abrasion. A fall while playing basketball won't break the bone, but it's best to go to the hospital for a CT scan of the pelvis."

Xiao Long asked with a pale face, "C, CT?"

Wang Min: "So serious?"

School doctor: "Now that you are growing up, don't underestimate these minor injuries, especially those on the bones. I will write you a note and hand it over to your head teacher. Go to the No. [-] Hospital in the Central District. If you are short of time, There's no need to rush back at night."

……

Wang Min immediately took Xiao Long to the hospital by taxi, where he registered for a diagnosis. He was familiar with these procedures, just like an adult.Xiao Long was completely terrified, and let Wang Min lead him, bewildered.

The senior doctor in the hospital has much richer qualifications and experience. After listening to Wang Min's narration, he asked Xiao Long to lie on the hospital bed, touch here and there, and after hearing Xiao Long's screams a few times, he concluded: "Soft tissue Injury, local tendon swelling, coccyx bruising inflammation, dislocation of coccyx not ruled out..."

Xiao Long: "The tailbone? What is it?"

The old doctor explained: "It's the piece you feel raised, at the end of the spine, which is the vestigial organ of the tail."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min: "..."

Lying on the hospital bed, Xiao Long said with a crying voice, "Doctor, help me... oh, I don't want to grow a tail..."

The old doctor was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and said, "Everyone has a tailbone."

Xiao Long: "But it's raised, is it a mutation?"

The old doctor: "..."

Wang Min: "..."

"...No." The doctor pushed the reading glasses, and while writing the medical records, he asked kindly, "What did you eat last night?"

"Cabbage, eggs, meat, rice." Xiao Long thought to himself that he didn't eat anything that would affect his bones last night.

The old doctor: "It's in the morning."

Xiao Long: "I haven't eaten yet."

The old doctor: "Did you have a bowel movement?"

"..." Xiao Long: "No."

The old doctor nodded, pushed the case over, and said: "Go to open the bag of enema and open Sailu first, clean it up, and come to my place for a digital examination in half an hour."

Xiao Long: "...What is that?"

Seeing Xiao Long's small appearance, the old doctor rarely wanted to make a joke.He said kindly: "Check your anus to make sure your tail is not crooked."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min: "..."

The tragic Xiao Long had the first enema in his life, and Wang Min stood guard at the door of the toilet embarrassingly, unstoppable in his mind.

After about half an hour, Xiao Long came out with a flushed face.Back in the consultation room, the old doctor had already put on rubber gloves, and waved to Xiao Long with a smile: "Does it hurt when you poop?"

Xiao Long lowered his eyes and nodded: "It hurts."

The old doctor asked Xiao Long to lie on his side on the hospital bed, with his legs bent.

Xiao Long lay in a strange posture, and glanced at Wang Min as if begging for help. Wang Min couldn't help, so he could only stand aside...and watch.

The old doctor wiped the right hand with antiseptic gloves, massaged Xiao Long's chrysanthemum with his index finger for a while, and said "relax" before poking in.

Xiao Long only felt a chill in his body, and his knees trembled sensitively.

The old doctor chuckled and said, "It's a bit uncomfortable, bear with it."

Wang Min watched the old doctor insert his index finger from the outside, and put his thumb behind the tailbone. It seemed that two fingers were gently pinching the protrusion. Xiao Long trembled and hummed softly...

"Here?" "Not..." "Hmm." "Go in a little further..." "Here?" "Ah...um...it hurts..."

Wang Min: "..."

Even though he was wearing a shirt, Xiao Long's neck and legs had already started to turn pink, Wang Min seemed to see someone's head raised slightly...

After the finger examination, the old doctor took off his gloves, helped Xiao Long pull up his pants, and patted his head: "Good boy."

Xiao Long's expression looked like he was about to cry.

The old doctor said: "The bones are not in place, but there is some edema and inflammation nearby. It is probably related to the sitting posture after exercise. Defecation will compress the bone nerves. Pay attention to eating some light liquids in the past few days, and add some anti-inflammatory drugs and a bottle of red wine." Flower oil, you have to wipe it every day," the old doctor looked up at Wang Min beside him, and then said to Xiao Long, "If possible, you can also ask your friend to help you do a finger check for an internal massage, remember to wear sterile gloves... "

Wang Min: "..."

The old doctor is still rambling: "Don't sleep on your stomach all the time at night, you can lie on your side, don't sit for a long time in class during the day, it will put too much pressure on the tailbone, I can write you a note and ask for two days off, so you can almost recover in a week , if the situation is serious, come back to take an X-ray for follow-up consultation."

Xiao Long: "Doctor..."

The old doctor: "Huh?"

Xiao Long: "Will the protruding tailbone retract?"

The old doctor: "Hehe, it will shrink back when the swelling subsides, don't be afraid."

Wang Min: "..."

Wang Min helped Xiao Long dispense the medicine, and he didn't let Xiao Long pay for it the whole time, and asked him in a harmonious voice, "Are you hungry?"

Xiao Long drooped his head and shook his head feebly: "I don't want to eat."

Wang Min hailed a taxi, Xiao Long bent over and climbed in, unable to sit or stand, bent over in embarrassment.

Wang Min pulled him and let him lie on his lap: "Is this better?"

Xiao Long said sadly, "It still hurts."

Wang Min felt sore, and couldn't help imitating the old doctor just now, reaching out to touch Xiao Long's head: "I'm sorry."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min: "I know a time-honored porridge shop, can I take you there?"

Xiao Long: "As you wish."

Wang Min told the driver the location, and the driver took them to their destination, and when they got off the car, he muttered, "You're so young, you're so open..."