Xiaolongnv not female

During class in the morning, Wang Min was distracted.

He recalled last night when he and Xiao Long were sleeping under the quilt, the two held hands and talked super unnutritious words——

Xiao Long: "At what age did you stop wetting the bed?"

Wang Min: "In my impression, I have never wet the bed."

Xiao Long: "Cut~ You deliberately and selectively forget embarrassing things!"

Wang Min: "...What about you?"

Xiao Long: "The last time was in the first grade of elementary school."

Wang Min: "Eight years old?"

Xiao Long: "Well, I peed in a dream, it was so comfortable to pee, and then I was woken up by myself..."

Wang Min laughed muffled upon hearing this.

Xiao Long: "At that time, I was still sleeping with my brother, so I pretended not to know, turned over and continued to sleep. My mother found out in the morning. I was so scared, so I said it was my brother who peed."

Wang Min squeezed his hand and said with a smile: "Are you pretty bad, then does your mother believe it?"

Xiao Long: "Of course I don't believe it, my mother will know when I tell a lie..."

Wang Min: "What happened next?"

Xiao Long: "She beat me up hard and made me admit my mistake."

Wang Min: "Have you admitted it?"

Xiao Long: "I said that I will never dare to pee again."

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long said aggrievedly: "Mom said I didn't realize my mistake and made me face the wall and think about it."

Wang Min: "Yes, bedwetting is something you can't control, and everyone has to pee, so that's not a mistake. Your mistake is lying."

Xiao Long patted Wang Min with his head, and said, "Well, I never figured out where I was wrong. Later, my mother told me that it was wrong for me to lie. Also, I can't let my brother take the blame for me, because my brother There is only one, be nice to him."

Wang Min said in his heart: I only have you.

……

"Hello, Wang Min?" The boy in the front row shook his hand in front of Wang Min, interrupting his thoughts, "Why are you smirking?"

Wang Min: "..."

The boy in the front row: "Well, have you finished your math homework, can you let me see what's going on?"

Wang Min found out the homework from the desk and handed it over.

The boy turned it over and exclaimed in amazement: "Ah... a good man..."

On one side, Xiao Long was concentrating on his homework. At Wang Min's request, he finished all his science homework during the day.If a problem cannot be solved within 5 minutes, it must be skipped.

Wang Min said that when doing homework, you must develop the habit of taking exams—the first is speed, and the second is accuracy.

It is better to win all the things you can do than to fight head-to-head on the topics you can't do.Even if only one-third of a paper is done, at least one-third of the score can be guaranteed, which is called strength score.On this basis, how much you can get is your luck.

Xiao Long felt that what Wang Min said was right. In the past, every time his scores were unsatisfactory, most of the questions he could not do were desperately trying to solve them, and the basic points he could have lost were all lost.

Now, Wang Min is sitting next to him, every afternoon in the last class, Xiao Long will ask Wang Min to tell him those stubborn problems that he can't solve.

Wang Min is really strong in learning, he will summarize the topics that Xiao Long can't do, and talk about them by topic...

Xiao Long felt very puzzled, Wang Min was just a student who was the same age as himself, as long as he was a student, there was no reason to look like a god, he could do everything!

"Brother, are there any questions that you don't know how to do?"

"Yes," Wang Min said while helping Xiao Long check his homework, "There are a lot of things that I don't know."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min explained: "I used to represent the school to participate in the Olympiad. It is not bad if I can guarantee that half of the papers are correct. Those questions are very abnormal."

Xiao Long: "Then is there anyone who does everything right?"

Wang Min: "Yes, they are recommended to the junior class of the University of Science and Technology, the kind that go to college at the age of 13."

Xiao Long said with emotion: "It's amazing!"

Wang Min squinted: "You think it's good? What's so good... They will be state machines in the future, and they will have no freedom at all."

Xiao Long looked forward to it: "That kind of person is a legendary genius! Think about it, going to college at the age of 13, how handsome it sounds!"

Wang Min said speechlessly, "They're all a bunch of freaks..."

Xiao Long was still dreaming about it foolishly, Wang Min hit him and said: "Don't think about it, this is impossible for you, you are already 15 years old and almost 16 years old, such a simple trigonometric function is wrong!"

"..." Xiao Long looked at the wrong question that Wang Min circled for him, and burst into tears.

All day today, Zhao Yujing ran away when he saw Xiao Long.

But Xiao Long no longer intends to chase after him and yell, he thinks sleeping with his brother is fine.

However, Wang Min began to think about the necessity and sustainability of "same bed" for two people (due to going to bed late this morning without anyone noticing)...Although sleeping with Xiao Xiao is very comfortable, he also enjoys Xiao Xiao's bed. The state of cuddling up to her at night, but thinking of losing control in the morning, Wang Min felt a little uneasy.

That's right, if a person knows everything about himself, he has never let things out of his control since childhood.Then, when an accident happens, he will start to panic.

People with his personality always like to use data, arguments, and evidence to explain and analyze everything.He unconsciously said: Some people have some feelings that cannot be calculated with common sense.

Therefore, Wang Min was very confused about this strange and heartfelt emotion.He felt that it was necessary to talk to Xiao Long about this issue.

In the evening, the two of them read and reviewed next to each other, chatting occasionally, and when it was time to sleep, Xiao Long consciously ran to take a shower, then climbed into Wang Min's bed with a happy face, lay down obediently and asked: "Brother, have you slept?"

Wang Min: "..."

Maybe, this morning was just the aftereffect of the excitement of "sleeping with my brother for the first time", and tomorrow... well, he also wants to sleep with Xiaoxiao.

Let Gu Chun wake up tomorrow and call them just in case!

The four people in the dormitory went to bed earlier than usual, so they chatted for a while at night.

Seeing that they were still together tonight, Gu Chun asked, "Xiao Long, Zhao Yujing hasn't returned the hot water bottle to you yet?"

"I don't want it anymore, I have my brother!~" Xiao Long said with a tone of pride and showing off.

Le Baixiao said angrily: "How can that be done! The hot water bottle is the property of our 042 dormitory! It's my turn to use it tomorrow!"

Xiao Long: "Then go and steal it back."

Le Baixiao: "..."

Afterwards, Gu Chun mentioned how Wang Min and Xiao Long slept in the morning, and said with emotion: "Looking at how happy you two are sleeping in the morning, I'm sorry to bother you!"

Wang Min: "..."

Le Baixiao: "Is it really comfortable? Monitor, or should we sleep together and watch?"

Gu Chun said with a dry smile: "Forget it, I don't sleep well, you will be squeezed down by me."

Le Baixiao: "That's right, you are much fatter than Xiao Long."

Gu Chun: "..."

Le Baixiao asked: "Hey, do you think it's so cold all over the country?"

Gu Chundao: "I heard that it's ten or twenty degrees below zero in the north!"

Le Baixiao: "Hiss... isn't that a natural freezer? Isn't it going to freeze people to death!"

This topic aroused Xiao Long's interest. He stuck his head out of the bed and asked, "It will snow! Doesn't it snow every year in winter in the north?"

It rarely snows in City C, and even if it does, it is sleet, which melts in half a day.The only heavy snowfall was two years ago, when the temperature across the country was generally low, and it snowed in many southern cities in winter.That year was also the first time Xiao Long saw snow since he was born!

Ever since seeing, touching, and playing with snow that time, Xiao Long has fallen in love with it—so white, so beautiful, although cold, but so cute.

In his mind, snow is an essential prop in fairy tales, a symbol of purity and happiness...

Gu Chundao: "It will snow. I have a distant relative in Harbin. I heard that there is a ski resort over there. Oh, there are ice sculptures outside, and lanterns made of ice. They won't melt in a winter!"

Xiao Long excitedly said: "Oh~~ I love snow! I'm going to the north!"

Wang Min pressed Xiao Long helplessly, preventing him from jumping out of the bed due to excitement.

Le Baixiao said worriedly: "We still rely on shivering for warmth here, don't we have to carry a stick when we go there?"

Xiao Long laughed loudly when he heard it: "As soon as it hit the door, it broke!"

Le Baixiao: "...Get lost!"

Gu Chun smiled and said, "I still want to say that I sneezed and spewed ice scum."

Xiao Long: "You can't catch a cold, otherwise the nasal water will flow out and form two popsicles, it's scary..."

While everyone was chatting, Le Baixiao suddenly asked, "Do you all want to go to the north?"

Everyone realized what Le Baixiao meant. In everyone's minds, what does the north represent? There is a capital there, and there are the highest institutions of higher learning in the country.

They didn't speak, after a while, only Wang Min gave a soft "hmm".

Le Baixiao said: "Wang Min, you don't need to talk about it, Beijing University of Science and Technology can pick it at will! Hey, I want to go too! I want to go even if the penis is frozen to a stick!"

Everyone: "..."

Wang Min was not so attached to "University of Science and Technology" at first. At first, he asked Xiao Xiao to accompany him, but Xiao Xiao mistakenly thought that he wanted him to take the "University of Science and Technology" exam together.But anyway, there is nothing wrong with HKUST.Since Xiaoxiao wants to take the exam, let's help him realize his dream, let's go to HKUST together.

Just now, Wang Min heard him say that he wanted to like snow and wanted to go to the north, and the University of Science and Technology happened to be in the northern capital.So, at this moment, Wang Min secretly made up his mind to take Xiaoxiao to the north...

Xiao Long asked Wang Min at this time: "Brother, do you know what winter is like in the north?"

Wang Min said: "I have never experienced winter in the north, but I know 'winter in Jinan'."

After hearing this, Le Baixiao asked, "Have you been there?"

Wang Min didn't answer, just said: "For a person who is used to living in Beiping, like me, it is a miracle if there is no wind in winter; Jinan has no wind in winter..."

Le Baixiao came to his senses, laughed, and said, "Isn't this written by Lao She?"

Wang Min: "Well, junior high school texts."

Xiao Long yelled strangely: "Do you still remember? I forgot all about it!"

Wang Min continued to recite a few more sentences: "The most wonderful thing is a little snow. Look, the dwarf pine on the mountain is getting more and more black, and there is a bun of white flowers on the top of the tree...The water, not only does not freeze, On the contrary, there is a little heat on the green duckweed, the algae are really green..."

There was no cadence in his voice at all, but a kind of emotionless calm, but it was extremely comfortable to listen to.

Xiao Long leaned against Wang Min, listening to his special magnetic voice from his chest, because of the short distance, the echo of the voice vibrated slightly, making Xiao Long dizzy.

"...This is the winter in Jinan." After Wang Min recited these words, the lights in the dormitory went out.

Everyone was immersed in a strange emotion, including admiration for Wang Min and longing for the future...

In the strict sense, Jinan is not completely north, but in the eyes of this group of senior high school students who do not leave their homes, outside the province is equivalent to foreign countries.

No matter where it is, as long as it is not in City C, it is their mysterious domain...

The moon there is round, the sky there is blue, there are full of hopes and dreams, and there are blue birds that let them spread their wings and fly high.

……

Le Baixiao's voice sounded leisurely: "Hey, when will spring come?"

Everyone: "..."

Xiao Long went home on Saturday, greeted his family briefly, and said that he would be preparing for the final exam in the next two weeks, so he couldn't come back.Sleeping in the same bed with Xiao Meng at night, the two of them covered with different quilts.Although the air conditioner was turned on, Xiao Long missed Wang Min's body temperature...

Returning to school on Sunday, Wang Min and Xiao Long went to the Internet cafe to play games for the last time before the exam, so as to inform their friends in the game that they have to review in the next two weeks, so they can't go there temporarily.

The two landed in the world of Xiameng, and after nearly half a year of playing, Xiao Long has become a middle-level player with good ability and top-notch equipment.Although he's only level 78, he's already training his skill book to become a royal assassin.

And Wang Min's Ou Yezi, a 92-level third-level master craftsman, is already well-known in this service area.He receives many orders for divine artifacts every month. Many people in North China know that Xifeng has sent a master craftsman, and the probability of making divine artifacts is as high as 90.00%.

And as the mainstay of the West Wind School, Ou Yezi has won the appreciation and care of the "higher-ups" of the West Wind School. Last week, Jiang Feng Yuhuo even got a hall master to let him do it...

As soon as the two went online today, they each received a "Sect Dispatch Order"!

Xiao Long: "What do you mean?"

Wang Min said with interest: "It's time for the sects to fight."

Xiao Long was also excited: "Oh! Fighting? Is it finally going to fight?"

Sect wars often happen at night, Xiao Long and Wang Min have never met each other, so they are a little excited at this time.

Xiao Long opened the sect channel, and it was in full swing - the head, deputy head, hall masters, masters, all of them are there!

Hallmaster A of "Sect": "Another pharmacist! Quickly form a team!"

"Sect" crowd B: "Is there still a lack of thugs? 98 swordsmen!"

"Sect" crowd C: "Third-level holy pharmacist, please join me!"

……

Ho ho!It's time for his undercover performance!

Xiao Long excitedly shouted in the sect: "Level 78 assassins are looking for a group~~" This sentence was brushed off within three seconds!

……

Xiao Long desperately copied and sent: "Level 78 Assassin! Take me for a fight!!"

He was flamboyantly ignored...

Why don't you take me to fight!woo woo woo...

Xiao Long looked at the screen depressedly, and the system speaker bar constantly refreshed the scolding between the masters of the two sects——

"Trumpet" Someone from the Xifeng faction: "Weak donkeys of the Beiyun faction! I've been doing my knife for a long time! Hurry up and die!"

"Trumpet" Someone from the Beiyun faction: "The mad dog of the West Wind faction! Your mother told you to go home and get a rabies vaccination!"

"Trumpet" Someone from Xifeng: "You bastard without a seed! Get out of your eggs!"

"Trumpet" Beiyun sent someone: "The bastards brought out by the eunuch, wash up and go to bed early!"

……

Xiao Long laughed loudly when he saw it: "Are these people professional cursers?"

Wang Min also laughed: "I think it is, every sect has such a few provocative ones."

Just as they were talking, Xiao Long and Wang Min saw the latest update from the small speaker at the same time——

"Trumpet" Xifeng sent the crowd to seal the fire: "Ye Xingyun, you are a rabbit protected by men! Hurry up and let grandpa kill you!"

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long: "..."

The next second—

"Trumpet" Ye Xingyun, head of Beiyun School: "Fenghuo, Huashan Leichitai, come alone, Grandpa will meet you."

I was personally named by the top expert...囧!

Xiao Long has an ominous premonition: Wang Min's brother will be taught badly by Ye Xingyun...!

The author has something to say: Little Theater 005 [The End of the Mineral Water Bottle]

The four words mineral water bottle are too troublesome to type, so let's call it a mineral water bottle for short!

So let's talk about the bottle life of the mine bottle today! ~

As a mineral bottle, and it is also a famous brand (Nongfu Spring) mineral bottle, it is very proud!

At the beginning, Mine Ping Jun didn't know what his future would be. Since Wang Min bought it, Wang Min was its owner.

When Wang Min touched it with his lips and drew water from its body, its heart beat faster, and it was extremely happy, feeling that this life was complete!

However, the mine bottle is well aware of its identity, it is at most a one-time tool, especially in the hands of a rich young master like his master...

Eventually, the bottle ran out of water, and he was very sad because he would soon be abandoned.

But Wang Min actually kept it!Mr. Mine Bottle was very moved: Does the master want to use me again?

That night, Wang Min opened the lid of the empty mine bottle and walked towards it with a hot water bottle...

Mine Bottle looked at Wang Min in horror: Master!Do you want to pour scalding hot water into my stomach?Ah~ no, please!I will burn to death!I will transform!My capacity will shrink!No!I beg you……!

Wang Min ignored the mine bottle and begged for mercy with tears in his eyes, and slowly poured scalding hot water into it.

The fragile mineral bottle was deformed in the silent scream, except for the water inlet, which remained the same as before, and the rest of the parts were all shrunk...

Wang Min stripped off its clothes, pinched its mouth to cover it, and then wiped off the water that spilled out of its body with a towel.

The mine bottle shrank and trembled...

Now its owner can't even touch it because it's too hot!

Wang Min found a thin cotton shirt in the closet, and wrapped the mine bottle carefully.

The mine bottle was both frightened and moved. What was frightened was that Wang Min tortured it again. What was moved was that the material wrapped outside was so soft and comfortable... It silently shed a tear as it lay in the new clothes.

Wang Min tied the thin shirt in a knot, and the mine bottle was tightly wrapped inside.It feels very hot, the temperature in its stomach can't escape at all, it's almost scalding to death...

Wang Min held it, and it couldn't see anything now.Then, it felt that it was put into a darker and softer place, and then, two cool things were stroking it from left to right through the clothes bag.

The mine bottle was moved and wanted to cry, desperately rubbing against those two cool things: ah~~~ so comfortable~~~ quickly cool me down~~~

Later, the temperature of the mine bottle gradually dropped, and finally returned to normal temperature.But its figure can never be restored...

At night, Wang Min untied the clothes outside the bottle, and the bottle looked at its owner in horror: Is it going to be used again? !

Wang Min poured out the cold water in his stomach, poured scalding hot water into it with no expression on his face, and wrapped it up again.The mineral bottle was so hot that it rolled desperately in his clothes... It was very sad, because it could no longer exist as a mineral bottle in the future.Because, it has now been reduced to a foot warmer...

At this moment, it began to involuntarily expect those two cold feet to touch it...to cool it down...

〖The ending of the mineral water bottle〗