Xiaolongnv not female

Xiao Long went home on the weekend, and described the sports meeting of Huahai High School with his younger brother Xiao Meng vividly, and exaggerated his performance very suggestively.

Although there are some discrepancies between the described situation and the actual situation: For example, Xiao Long said that he was selected as the class leader, and he claimed to be the most handsome man in the class, leading his compatriots to win the best team award.After that, under his influence, everyone in the group became invincible and finally won the first place in the grade!

Xiao Long also took out one gold and one silver two plaques to show off in front of him, but mentioned that one was given by Wang Min vaguely, most of it was to prove to his younger brother: Look at your brother is a talent!Worship bro!a ha ha ha……

Standing beside his brother, Xiao Meng compared the heights of Xiao Long and himself with his palms sideways, and said, "Brother, I am taller than you, and I will definitely be better than you in the future."

Xiao Long: "..."

This matter is not over yet, his parents went home on Saturday night, took the evening paper from the mailbox downstairs and went upstairs.As a result, he, who hadn't read the news for thousands of years, actually flipped through the newspaper while drinking today, and then turned to the campus section, and saw the photo of Xiao Long and Ying Chi...

"Hey, the child's mother, do you think this is a big baby?"

Xiao's mother glanced at it, and the word "Hua Hai" was impressively listed in the keywords of the title, and her mother's eyes suddenly lit up: "It's our family Longlong, Longlong is in the newspaper!?"

Xiao Long was taken aback for a moment, but after he realized it, he put on a proud and frank look, buried himself in his meal, and pretended to be ignorant.

While eating vegetables, Xiao Meng squinted his eyes to observe his brother: something is wrong with his brother, his brother seldom puts on such a cat-tailed look... Could it be that his brother is so powerful?Really in the newspaper?

The two adults leaned their heads together to scan the content, and his father said "Oh~~" and read it verbatim from beginning to end.

Xiao's mother suddenly laughed out loud, and his father also laughed hahaha.

Xiao Long: "??"

Papa Xiao: "Big baby has been written as a girl! Hahaha!"

Xiao Meng: "What? Show me!!"

Xiao Long had a rather bad premonition...

Sure enough, his brother also pounded the table after watching it!

Xiao Long snatched the newspaper!

——Recently, in order to realize the education department’s plan for the development of students’ physical fitness and implement quality education reforms, middle and high school students of all sizes in the city have carried out campus activities such as sports games and art festivals... As an old key high school in C City, Huahai Middle School is ensuring that students can go to higher education At the same time, they also attach great importance to the physical exercise and comprehensive development of students... Yesterday afternoon, a reporter from the Evening News interviewed two freshmen from Huahai Middle School who were also the "stars" of this Huahai Cultural Movement Week... Ying Chi (pictured left), single scoring champion in the first grade of Huahai Middle School, he...he...he... Xiao Long (pictured right), leader of the champion class in Huahai Middle School, she...she...she...

=A=! !This is how the same thing! ! !

Xiao Meng told the truth from the side: "Brother, they don't all regard you as a woman, do they? Hahaha!"

Xiao Long said furiously, "How is it possible! I am a real man!"

While drinking, Xiao's father said with a smile: "The eldest child is not like me at all, just like your mother, and looks as delicate as a little girl."

Mother Xiao said: "Isn't it good to be like me? I was a flower in our village back then!"

Papa Xiao: "Hey~ Boys, it's good to look like this, like a man."

Xiao Long: "..." His father's words indirectly denied Xiao Long's gender value, and in summary it was one sentence: Xiao Long does not look like a man.

Xiao's mother: "I think our Longlong is handsome, and he is so white and pleasing."

Father Xiao: "That's your mother's vision. Of course, it's better for a man to be rough. At our time, no woman wanted a big baby. He couldn't lift it, couldn't carry it, and couldn't do work. Like him In this way, he is basically a butter niche who eats soft rice."

Xiao Long became angry: "Dad——!!!"

Xiao's father said "Hey" and said, "What's the hurry, no one will want you in the future, your parents will take care of you like a girl."

Xiao Long: "..."

Xiao Meng laughed so hard that he couldn't eat anymore.

Depressed by what happened in the evening paper at home, Xiao Long went back to school early on Sunday morning.

When getting off the bus at Huahai Middle School, Xiao Long saw a black car parked at the school gate.At that time, except for the Volkswagen Santana, Xiao Long didn't know any car brands at that time.

The exterior of the car was shining, the lines of the body were elegant and smooth, and the windshield was still impenetrable. Even if he didn't know the name of the car, he knew that it was obviously much more luxurious than the tattered taxis running around the city, and it was not of the same class at all. of!

He walked over curiously and wanted to take a closer look—the luxury car!But as soon as he took a step forward, he saw someone walking out of the school and heading straight for the car at the school gate.

Xiao Long stopped his steps and peeked behind a tree beside him: Hey... Hey, hey! !Wang Min? ?

Xiao Long's heart was pounding, and he saw Wang Min walking to the side of the car, and then the driver's door opened, and a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes came out from inside.

This is... Wang Min's father?

The middle-aged man lowered his head slightly to Wang Min, and said respectfully, "Young Master."

Wang Min: "Yes."

boom--!Xiao Long felt that he was struck by lightning...

He clutched his chest and gasped twice, feeling that he saw Fa Ge in the TV series "Shanghai Beach", and took off his sunglasses: Dangdangdangdang~~Long Ben~~~~~~!Dangdangdangdang~~dragons~~~~~~!

……

God, is this the 21st century?This is in the mainland!This is in City C where chickens don't shit and birds don't lay eggs!Why is there such a title as "Master"?Wang Min and his family really sell drugs?Oops……

Later, because Xiao Long was too nervous, he couldn't hear what they said clearly. He only saw the driver (it should be the driver, right?) nodding his head in response like a grandson.Then Wang Min took a black bag from his grandson, turned around and left.The grandson adjusted his tie, got in the car, and drove away...

Xiao Long waited for his breath to calm down, then went back to the dormitory tremblingly, and Wang Min was indeed there—opening that black bag!

He saw Xiao Long looked very surprised, and smiled the next second: "It's so early today, it's only after 9 o'clock."

Xiao Long said in a dark tone: "I came back by the first bus, you..."

Wang Min greeted him and said, "It's just in time, come and eat."

Xiao Long: "??"

Wang Min: "Oh, I just brought it from home. I wanted to wait for you to come in the afternoon and eat it for you."

"..." Someone was successfully distracted.

Wang Min opened the black bag completely, and a burst of sweet fragrance came out from it. Xiao Long leaned over and stared straight: "This is so delicious!"

White, pink, grass green, sparkling...

Wang Min explained: "Taro cake, coconut milk red bean cake, vanilla green tea cake, double skin milk..."

With trembling fingers, Xiao Long picked up a piece of powder, slammed it down, and dug the grass!Tongue bit off...

Wang Min: "Is it delicious?"

Xiao Long: "No no no no!!"

Wang Min looked at Xiao Long with a happy face on the side, and said with a smile: "Sijing also likes these colorful things, just thinking that you probably like them too..."

Xiao Long squinted his eyes and smacked his tongue: "Liao Sijing has eaten too?"

Wang Min said: "Well, she often goes to my house to eat, but she is afraid of getting fat, and every time she eats, she looks very painful. You eat happier."

"Hey," Xiao Long said, "Has she been to your house? Does your family know her?"

Wang Min: "We live very close."

Seeing Wang Min's hesitant appearance, Xiao Long didn't gossip any more, but thought in his heart: So Liao Sijing has already met her parents-in-law!They were so ahead of their time!

After tidying up those pastries, Xiao Long held his belly and wanted to take a nap, but Wang Min dragged him up: "Don't sleep, you'll grow flesh from what you eat, get up and play games."

Xiao Long groaned, got up and went to the Internet cafe with Wang Min.

Wang Min looked at the time, and it was just before twelve o'clock: "Play a little longer today, six hours."

Xiao Long was emotionally driven by Wang Min, turned on the computer and went online, and changed his game mood as soon as he logged in - playing for six hours today!

Xiao Longnu is still at level 57 because no one helps Xiao Long practice.Ou Yezi is already 80!

Xiao Long was jealous, and slammed Mo Ming in the game friends: "Senior brother, I'm here!" Subtext: Hurry up and upgrade me!

Mo Ming sent a black line emoji: "You still know! You bastard who hasn't been online for 800 years!!"

Little Dragon Girl: "..."

Mo Ming: "(crying expression) Junior Sister, I miss you so much..."

Xiao Longnu: "I miss you too." This sentence is really against my will.

Mo Ming came over to form a team with Xiao Longnv, and Xiao Longnv said: "Brother, I can play for six hours today!"

Mo Ming: "Seeing your autograph, what do you want to play? Take you there."

Xiao Longnu: "How many levels can you advance in six hours?"

Mo Ming: "Up to 60."

Xiao Longnu: "It's so slow, can it reach 80?"

Mo Ming almost vomited blood: "Slow down! People hang on to the game every day, and they only get one or two levels a day! You still play it once a week, go dreaming!"

Xiao Longnu: "Ou Yezi is already 80."

Mo Ming: "Looks like Luo Luo is helping him practice? Xiao Ou helped him make a magic weapon."

Xiao Longnu: "Oh, no wonder he leveled up so fast."

Mo Ming: "...you also want me to help you play?"

Xiao Longnu: "I play by myself."

Mo Ming: "Tch, I'm not taking you."

Xiao Longnu: "That's different. If you give someone else's account, there is always a feeling of innocence."

Mo name: "..."

Mo Ming played with Xiao Longnv for more than an hour before being dragged into the dungeon by someone of his level.

Xiao Long turned his head to look at Wang Min beside him. Wang Min was concentrating on the screen, and Xiao Long sent him a private message.

Xiao Longnu: "What are you doing?"

It took Wang Min more than two minutes to reply: "Practice skills, what's wrong?"

Xiao Longnu: "Oh, it's all right."

Xiao Long was so bored that he went to the wild to kill monkeys to practice operations alone. On the way, many "opposite sex" of similar level came to strike up a conversation. He felt annoying and even concealed his gender.

In Xiameng, if the two parties are not friends, the other party's name will be displayed as a stranger.In addition, the player can also hide the gender. After hiding, the character image becomes the appearance of the black-clothed assassin in the TV series, and the gray-clothed assassin in the game.

Hey, Wang Min's level is getting higher and higher. I originally wanted to play the dungeon with him, but if I continue like this, I won't be able to catch up.

Xiao Long doesn't know why he thinks about these things now, according to his original character, he is not restrained and only thinks about himself being free and easy.

Chang Xiaotianmo said that their level is too high, there is no comparison.

But he and Wang Min are basically surfing the Internet at the same time, so playing together should be more interesting, right?

……

Xiao Long thought wildly for a while, and felt that this would not work. He is a big man, so he can't always be taken by others!In this way, it is really like what his father said, he will become a soft food...

Mo Ming said that to be a good assassin, operation is more important than level and equipment.An assassin with average equipment, if handled well, can assassinate experts who are 10-20 levels higher than him, even if he cannot assassinate, he can still cause serious injuries to the opponent!

When operating, adjust the angle through the buttons, and your fingers must be flexible enough; when shooting darts, throwing knives and other hidden weapons, it depends on the level of dexterity of the person. When it is time to make a move, take the shot and hit the enemy's lifeline by surprise!

With such thoughts in mind, Xiao Long began to concentrate on practicing keyboard operations to kill monkeys.

The sensitivity of monkeys is also very high. Mo Ming said that killing wild monkeys is a good way to practice operations. Of course, the best is actual combat. For example, there must be dungeons and battlefields where assassins must participate, or duels between assassins, etc. .

Xiao Long's hands are beautiful, long and white, slender but no joints can be seen, there is a small pink crescent on each nail, at first glance it looks like a girl's hand resting on a keyboard.

When Xiao Meng wanted to learn the piano, Xiao's mother asked Xiao Long to go to class with him. Anyway, both brothers can play the same piano at home.As soon as the piano teacher saw Xiao Long, he couldn't put down his "hands". He asked Xiao Long to play a few syllables briefly. Xiao Long felt that he was not bad, so he took lessons with his brother for a month.

But a month later, the teacher said that his fingers were flexible, but not strong enough, and suggested that he learn guitar or electronic organ.The piano is played by tapping the keys, so the requirements for finger strength are extremely high, and some people's knuckles will become thicker after playing the piano for a long time.

Xiao Long thought about it, and then gave up. She's not a girl, but a man must rely on mathematics, physics and chemistry for a living!

But now, Xiao Long's fingers are flexible enough on the keyboard. He found that the degree of rotation of the character is accurate to the time of pressing the key to 0.2 seconds. The rotation key is exactly a 0.2 degree.He also found that it is also effective to jump and rotate synchronously during the rotation, but the attack must be done after the jump and rotation, otherwise the aim will be missed.

……

After an hour of practice, Xiao Long was able to kill the monkey accurately, and the chance of "missing" was extremely low. Xiao Long felt a sense of accomplishment and became more interested in practicing.

At this time, the information bar suddenly flashed, Xiao Long clicked on it, and it turned out to be Chang Xiaotian who hadn't seen him for a long time!

Chang Xiaotian: "In?"

Xiao Longnu: "Well, brother Chang is good."

Chang Xiaotian: "Hehe, are you alone?"

Xiao Longnu: "Well, I'm practicing the operation."

Chang Xiaotian: "Not bad. Come on, come over and let me play with you for a while."

As soon as Chang Xiaotian said hello, Xiao Long forgot those "self-reliance" thoughts just now, and ran to the meeting place designated by the other party.