Jade is not jade

Xiao Long was surprised: "Ah? What?"

Mother Xiao: "He said he didn't do well in the exam and didn't want to study anymore. He even told us to go to Guangzhou to work. Your father has quarreled with him several times about this matter. Hey..."

Xiao Long frowned and said, "Didn't he do well in the exam..."

A week ago, the results of the college entrance examination were released. Xiao Meng scored 627 points, which is more than enough to enter a key university.

But his scores are rather embarrassing. If you choose a good school, you can't choose a major. If you want to choose a major, you have to give up the school.Xiao Long also struggled with voluntary matters in the college entrance examination, but at least the Admissions Office of Beijing University of Science and Technology directly called to ensure that you can go to these two schools...

Xiao Long only has such a younger brother, so of course he is very concerned about his future.

So a few days ago when he was filling out his application, he stayed up all night to help Xiao Meng choose a school and a major, and even Wang Min, who was half a world away, also participated.

He called his former high school classmates and asked how their university was, but almost every classmate said that their school was "rotten, don't come here", and then there was a lot of complaints.

The only exception may be Fang Xu. Fang Xu was admitted to the Provincial University in the college entrance examination, which was Xiao Long's dream school before high school, so he still has a good impression of the Provincial University.

Fang Xu's evaluation of the Provincial University was "not bad", Xiao Long was very pleased, but Fang Xu quickly added: "But I think, if you want to have a good impression of a place forever, the best way is to live forever. Don't go there."

Xiao Long: "..."

After filling out the application form, Xiao Long asked Xiao Meng to put the Provincial University first and obey professional adjustments.

At that time, Xiao Meng also mentioned that he wanted to study architecture, but the feasibility was too small, and the major of architecture had the highest score in almost all institutions.Then he followed Xiao's father and Xiao's mother and chose several upper-middle medical schools. The two elders wanted their youngest son to study as a doctor.

In this way, the voluntary work is considered complete, and it is only a matter of fate to be admitted to which school...

Xiao's mother said on the phone: "Your brother is in a bad mood recently. The admission score has not come down. He shuts himself in the room every day and does not eat. He said that even if he is admitted to the provincial university, he would rather repeat it. Hey... Taki Taki, what do you think we should do?"

In front of her sons, Mother Xiao has always acted as a protector and rarely asks her son for help.

It was also the second time that Xiao Long saw his mother in such a difficult situation. The first time was when Xiao Meng ran away from home in the third year of junior high school.

When he heard his mother ask him what to do, Xiao Long felt a great sense of satisfaction in his heart. He felt that he had really grown up and was asked for advice. It exploded in an instant, and kicked Wang Min away.

Wang Min: "..."

Xiao Long: "Mom, don't worry, I'll take care of my brother's affairs!"

Mother Xiao: "..."

Wang Min was so close to Xiao Long just now that he could almost hear the content of the phone call. He felt that Xiao Long's seriousness at the moment was quite funny.If Mother Xiao knew that her son had just spent the night with another man this and that, and now he was still naked on the bed, what would she think...

Xiao Long said in a serious tone: "He may be under a lot of pressure these days, I'll talk to him, you tell him to listen to the phone."

Wang Min moved over restlessly, and stretched out his thigh to rub against Xiao Long's bird. Xiao Long stared at him, meaning to tell Wang Min not to move.

Wang Min could bear it at first, but Xiao Long's charming look with upturned eyes really made his heart beat!So, Wang Min invaded a few more inches like cheating.

Xiao Long saw that his lover was sticking to him like a dog's skin ointment again, so he simply lifted his leg up and wrapped it around Wang Min's body, with a smile on his lips.

"He's still sleeping now. In the third year of high school, he stays up late every day to review. These days, he sleeps more than ten hours a day. I'll call you at this moment, otherwise he will be unhappy if he finds out." Xiao's mother said.

Xiao Long: "Unhappy? Why is he unhappy when he knows you called me?"

Xiao's mother said in a mysterious tone: "Mom, guess it's because he thinks you are better than him in the exam and thinks that mother favors you?"

Xiao Long was speechless: "Impossible, mom, don't guess!"

Mother Xiao: "Then I said you in front of him, why did he keep talking back, 'It's always brother, brother, it's so annoying!'..."

Xiao Long: "Ah? What did you say in front of him?"

Mother Xiao: "I didn't say anything, I just let him study hard with you."

Xiao Long: "I'm dizzy, I did well in the college entrance examination because of luck... eh!"

Wang Min grabbed Xiao Long's bird in dissatisfaction, luck?

Xiao Long snorted, frantically trying to resist, but was suppressed by Wang Min.

Xiao Long vaguely held the phone and said, "It is with Wang Min...'s help."

Wang Min calmed down a bit.

"But Xiao Meng is different. A villain like Xiao Meng (a child in the eyes of the elders) has a strong self-esteem! He only got into high school through irregular channels. You always say that, he must hate it to death Me!"

Mother Xiao: "..."

Xiao Long: "When he wakes up, uh... I'll call him and tell him! Now I'm going to have breakfast first!"

Mother Xiao: "Okay then."

Xiao Long hung up the phone in a hurry, threw the phone aside, turned over with all his might!Didn't turn it over successfully... turn it over again!Emma ~ my waist! ...

Wang Min bit the protrusion on his chest.

Xiao Long: "Ah..."

Wang Min sneered, like a cocoon wrapped in silk, hugged the boy in his arms tightly, biting lightly one bite at a time.

Xiao Long snorted and asked a meaningless question: "What... are you going to do?"

Wang Min murmured: "You are nervous about Xiao Meng."

Nonsense, Xiao Meng is my younger brother!Of course I'm nervous about him!Xiao Long grabbed Wang Min's hair and said, "You even eat my brother's jealousy!"

Wang Min: "I'm not jealous, I'm jealous of you."

Xiao Long: "..."

Wang Min: "I'm just your younger brother."

Xiao Long scolded with a smile: "Damn~ I'm only your brother!"

Wang Min: "No."

Xiao Long: "What's wrong, hey~ don't keep biting one place... um~~"

Wang Min: "You have a younger brother, so your younger brother has also become my younger brother. I have an older brother, and my older brothers are all your older brothers..."

While Xiao Long had to deal with Wang Min's teasing, he also had to use his brain to figure out what Wang Min said, and he was so entangled!

"Ah, anyway, I'm just your brother, don't be jealous!"

The two got up early to have a fight, one was full of energy, and the other was slumped to concrete.

Women are water and men are mud.A man raped by a man is cement...

Afterwards, Wang Min gave Xiao Long an idea: "Why don't you let Xiao Meng come to Beijing to relax? Let's play with him for half a month before going back?"

Xiao Long's eyes lit up: "Is it possible?"

Wang Min said: "I can't help it, who made him your younger brother..." Worrying "brother-in-law"!

Xiao Long: "Then let parents come over together, they haven't come to Beijing to play yet!"

"...That's fine." Not only the wife and brother, but also the future father-in-law and mother-in-law have to please.Wang Min felt that being his "son-in-law" was really hard work!

Xiao Long felt that as long as he satisfied a man on the bed, he could talk about anything!

Afterwards, Xiao Long called his family, and after discussing it, he agreed, and the matter was settled.

The two stayed in the hotel last night, Xiao Long didn't go back, only now did he remember that the dormitory is still a mess!Wang Min wanted to go to help him together, but Xiao Longtui yelled not to let him go.

Wang Min slapped Xiao Long's buttocks, and he yelled "Ah", and asked with a smile, "Can I rest assured that you are like this?"

Bastard ah ah...!

Xiao Long blushed and said, "My dormitory is too dirty, you won't be able to bear it!"

Wang Min: "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Xiao Long vaccinated him in advance: "You will regret it if you go." You will hate me, woo woo woo...

Wang Min said: "No." A small living place, even a pig's kennel, can cast a layer of love in his eyes~

……

When Wang Min saw a room full of smelly socks and shoes, and a pile of rubbish mixed in Master Kong's noodle bowls and greasy instant food bags, his face turned dark instantly.

Not to mention the weird smell of mold or mushrooms floating in the air, God knows it is mixed with foot odor, sweat odor, body odor, noodle soup odor, and some kind of male-specific smell... Wait!What is that fluffy yellow thing that can move! ?

"Meow~" the big yellow cat let out an arrogant and domineering cry, and jumped off Xiao Long's bed.

Wang Min was completely confused.

Xiao Long pushed the big yellow cat aside and said haha: "This is Er Niang, ah ha ha..."

"..." A stray cat appears in such an environment where normal humans can hardly survive...in principle, it is still feasible and understandable... right?

But this is a fucking dormitory!This is where people live!Who would have known that Xiao Xiao, who was cute, fair and cute, was licked and licked by herself every day, living in this kind of place every day!

Wang Min overestimated his ability to bear, and after he carried out a strong self-psychological construction, his body collapsed first - he coughed, as if he was allergic.

Xiao Long said in a hurry: "You go out first! I'll just clean it up by myself, one hour, just one hour, you go downstairs for a stroll..."

Wang Min walked into the dormitory with a stuffy nose, opened the window, and the hot air from outside poured in. "In such hot weather, the windows of your dormitory are closed!" Wang Min found the remote control of the air conditioner in the "garbage dump" and selected the air supply function.

"Well, because I turn on the air conditioner every day, I don't bother to open the windows. It's too troublesome to close them after opening them." Xiao Long said embarrassingly.

Wang Min opened Xiao Long's closet, and the clothes inside rolled out in "balls". Wang Min gritted his teeth and shouted: "Small, small!"

Xiao Long: "Yes..."

……

After spending a whole day tidying up Xiao Long's dormitory, Wang Min said, "I don't need to be your brother anymore."

Xiao Long looked at Wang Min nervously, Wang Min pinched his nose and said with a smile: "Sloppy, I'll be your nanny!"

Xiao Long: "...hehe."

Wang Min: "It's useless to giggle!"

Xiao Long poured water for Wang Min attentively: "Brother, drink tea."

Wang Min said: "It's good that I behave like this at night."

Xiao Long curled his lips, his face flushed.

"What are you going to do with this cat?" Wang Min was about to attack the big yellow cat.

"Can you raise it?" Xiao Long blinked and pretended to be cute, "Er Niang is very good."

Wang Min glanced at the cat's butt and said, "It's male."

Xiao Long: "Male?"

"You don't know?" Wang Min said, "Look under his chrysanthemum, there are two hairy balls."

Big Yellow Cat: "Meow..."

Xiao Long burst into tears.

Wang Min, who is obsessed with cleanliness, cited a bunch of hygiene problems that may be caused by raising a cat, and asked, "Will you be responsible for it?"

Xiao Long: "..." It's just raising a stray cat, what's the responsibility!

Wang Min: "You find it fresh and fun now, and when you find it troublesome in the future, throw it away, and it won't be able to survive in the wild."

Xiao Long: "Then give it away."

Wang Min: "Who are you going to send, can you guarantee that others will take good care of him?"

Xiao Long: "Why are you so serious, isn't it just a cat!"

Wang Min: "This is a life, not a toy."

Xiao Long struggled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll think about it again."

On the second day, Xiao Long put the big yellow cat back into the grove, and the cat "swish" and disappeared without a trace. Xiao Long scolded: "Little thing, you don't remember love at all!"

A few days later, Xiao Long's family came to Beijing. In order to welcome his "father-in-law and mother-in-law", Wang Min had already searched for a special travel itinerary on the Internet, and personally accompanied him throughout the trip.

When Xiao Long took Xiao Meng to visit the University of Science and Technology, Xiao Meng was particularly reluctant: "I'm not a student of your school, won't I be kicked out if I go in."

Xiao Long thought of what Yang Jiayue said before, so he said to him: "It's okay, the University of Science and Technology is the University of Science and Technology of the people of the whole country."

Xiao Meng felt sad at that moment.

Back to the hotel after shopping, the two brothers share the same room.

Xiao Meng cried and said to Xiao Long, "Brother, I think I've failed..."

"How come... Hey, why are you crying!" Xiao Long was at a loss, and comforted nervously, "You are very good, you are so good at painting, you can also play the piano, you are much better than me, isn't it just The college entrance examination, it's nothing, don't cry..."

"What's the use of being able to draw? For three years in high school, I haven't given up on drawing! What's the use of being able to play the piano? I've forgotten everything except the music for the grade test! My mother always says you are in front of me. Okay, that’s okay, I’m so annoying, I know you’re good, you’re amazing, I’m useless, my poor son should just disappear!” Xiao Meng said while crying, and then it turned into a roar, aggrieved no.

Xiao Long patted him on the back, coaxing him like a child: "I know, don't listen to mother's nonsense, she is a woman, her vision is narrow, we ignore her!"

Xiao Long is very proficient in this hand, when Wang Min is depressed and wronged, Xiao Long coaxes him like this, the only difference is that Wang Min will hold Xiao Long, and when Wang Min is crying, he still wants to save face and prevent Xiao Long from looking at his face.

Xiao Meng pushed his brother away, and scolded angrily: "You don't come here! You must be very proud that you are better than me!"

"No, no, I'm not proud at all!" Xiao Long took out a tissue and stuffed it on his younger brother's face, "Our Xiao Meng is excellent in all aspects, a good boy with all-round development, unlike your brother, I'm just a nerd. You can play the piano You can paint and play chess. In ancient times, you are a great talent. Miss Qianjin is chasing after you~ Oh look, you are better at picking up girls than me! Your brother, I have never had a girlfriend since I was 20 years old (Only one boyfriend), you have several of them!"

Xiao Meng was coaxed by Xiao Long to cry and laugh, and Xiao Long teased him with a joke they used to say when they were young: "Crying and laughing, the kitten hanged itself!"

Xiao Meng laughed through his tears: "Brother idiot!"

Xiao Long: "..."