Xiuxian Cannon Fodder Male Survival Manual

The noisy party finally came to an end with everyone satisfied. Daoyan's juniors looked at the already drunk senior brother and decided to send the senior brother back to the house safely among the crowd, but it was a pity Well, the women on the street are too bold and unrestrained, several junior brothers have seen those women stretching their hands on the senior brother's chest and eating tofu behind his back more than once.And the two senior sisters on the other side covered their eyes in surprise when they saw the scene just now, but it's a pity that the gaping fingers betrayed the two girls, "Senior sister, the woman in red just now is good!" You have the courage to stretch your hand into the lower body of the senior brother, do you think that when the senior brother wakes up, he will feel that his innocence has been ruined, and he wants to settle accounts with us!"

"Tsk, that's very bold. I'm afraid senior brother will be the first to turn red when he wakes up tomorrow!" The senior sister in pink looked at the woman and even stretched her hand behind her senior brother. He squeezed his buttocks, and his eyes gleamed with excitement, "What an energetic woman, junior sister, you see, our senior brother's chastity is in danger, look at that face, that woman just now seems to be Xu from the Great Yan Kingdom. Jing!"

"What, really, let me see, where is the heroine of the female middle school, tsk tsk, this year's beautiful boys are going to suffer, oh, brother is going to be destroyed by poisonous hands." Upon hearing Xu Jing's name, The junior sister's eyes turned green, there is no way, women's idols are not made up, Xu Jing has this kind of charm.

When the whole group managed to escort the senior brother who was brutally ravaged by the women back to the place of residence, everyone was exhausted, and several junior brothers even complained, who arranged this rule? The crowd, it was really scary, just thinking about how many women's hands stretched out and groped him just now, so the disciples all trembled in their hearts. When they arrived at the senior brother's yard, they threw the senior senior brother Hong Yuan to the little brother. Boy, hurried to take a bath.

........

In the following days, Lin Lang and Jun Wuhui really experienced what is called a blind date meeting. Every day at dawn, a few people would be called to the lobby by the senior brother to gather, and then they would go through the crowds and kill them towards the Chun Nuan Pavilion. Fortunately, Lin Lang went with the little guy in his arms, otherwise, he would be overwhelmed by the hands of the women on the opposite side, and every time he went with the little guy, most of the women's targets were changed to fans Tender child, there is no way, it is also a sin to be cute!

When he arrived at Chunnuan Pavilion, the little guy's face was covered with red marks from being pinched, and his face was so dark that ink dripped out. Of course, this was in Lin Lang's imagination. After all, due to the stiff muscles on his face , The expression of no regrets has never been successful.

On this day, after Lin Lang arrived at the back garden of Chun Nuan Pavilion with the people from his academy, he saw that the atmosphere in the courtyard was a little weird.Men and women turned out to be quite distinct, unlike a few days ago when men and women mixed together, talking and laughing.Looking up, I saw all the girls gathered together, looking around, as if they were circling around someone.

Lin Lang sighed in his heart, he didn't know who was so lucky to be favored by so many women, but it's a pity that those boys next to him probably had their glass hearts shattered all over the place.Following the brothers into Zhou Xianxing who was standing on the side and waiting for others, it was Hongyuan who said first, "What's the matter, it's so clear?"

Holding the flagon, Zhou Xianxian sneered, "What else can I do, that nymph is here, I say, you have to watch out for your juniors, that nymph likes pink and tender boys the most."

"You said, is Xu Jing there?" Hong Yuan was a little surprised, after all, he hadn't heard about Xu Jing for more than two years.Unexpectedly, here, she suddenly appeared.

"Apart from her, who else can be so popular with women?" Xue Lie on the side looked like he was about to explode, "That pervert, he took off my clothes as soon as he came, and said he wanted to see my muscles, really shameless "Well, this one seems to be more than just stripping clothes, there are probably more serious ones, otherwise this careless person would not be so angry.

"Yes, yes, when that woman came, she couldn't help but want to take off Xue Lie's clothes and pinch his ass!" Thinking of the scene just now, Zhou Xianxing couldn't help gloating.

Hearing what Zhou Xianxing said, Hongyuan became embarrassed. After all, when he went back drunk a few days ago, he was also touched by this woman. , This made Hong Yuan, who was still very innocent so far, blushed, and made him very angry and entangled when he woke up early in the morning.Only when a few juniors are taught a bloody lesson can they stop.

Seeing that the culprit was here, Hong Yuan also felt a little awkward, but after thinking that all the handsome men in the nearby nine countries had encountered the murderous hands of this pervert, he no longer felt embarrassed.

"You don't have to gloat first, I didn't know who was molested by the pervert just like the woman, and was molested by the pervert." Seeing Zhou Xianxing smiling so happily, Xue Lie put aside the relationship with the pervert for the time being. The grudge, on the contrary, hits the people around him.

After Xue Lie said this, Zhou Xianxing couldn't stop laughing, he obviously remembered the incident of being molested as a woman just now, he turned his head, and directly faced the disciples who came with Hongyuan, "Juniors, how about Be careful, that one over there is a big pervert, if she catches her eye, you will have a chastity crisis." After saying these words, Lin Lang who was following Hong Yuan was very curious. What kind of woman would have the guts to molest so many of the heaven's favored ones so brazenly, and not be retaliated against.

Looking at the figure favored by many girls in the crowd of women over there, Lin Lang simply lifted the child in his arms, and said with a smile, "No regrets, if I am molested by then, as a Taoist companion, you have to ask Save me!"

Jun Wuhui, who was also very curious about the face of the woman opposite, immediately gave Lin Lang a hard look when he heard Lin Lang's words, and when he thought of the word "Taoist couple", he felt that his heart needed to be strengthened.Obviously Lin Lang felt that the excitement was not enough, so he kissed the staring little guy in his arms in public.

Feeling the heat on his cheeks, Jun Wuhui really wanted to contort a look of anger, but unfortunately, his muscles were weak. When did this strange situation start?By the way, it was on the second morning after going back to the Spring Nuan Pavilion. As soon as they left the small courtyard, they would be looked at with indescribable eyes by the disciples walking around. Sorry, at that time, Fake Douding was still I don't know that this kind of gaze has a scientific name called: ambiguous.

"Don't you think the way those people look at us is very strange?" Jun Wuhui has a very keen sense of other people's eyes, because his cultivation base is much higher.

"It's a little bit, I'll ask Senior Brother Hong Yuan later, what happened and why the big guy's eyes are not right." Lin Lang also felt strange, after all, even if he met someone before, even if he was holding a doll in his arms They are also very curious, but at least their eyes are not strange, but this morning, I don't know what happened. These people's eyes were all on the child in their arms, and then they looked at him with a bit of teasing. And the smile, Lin Lang was not used to it.

The original plan to go for a stroll in the sea was also postponed by Lin Lang. He directly held the child in the lobby and found the senior brother who was gathered with the rest of the disciples and smiled wryly, not knowing what he was talking about, "Senior brother!"

As a result, just as Lin Lang called out to Hong Yuan, he saw the elder brother who heard his voice not far away froze, and then slowly turned around, revealing a guilty smile.Well, Lin Lang didn't know why he saw this look on the face of this senior brother, but after he spoke, everyone's eyes in the hall shot at him and the little guy in his arms like searchlights Come.

The smile on Lin Lang's face was almost stiffened by so many meaningful gazes. Fortunately, he was thick-skinned, and the face of the little guy in his arms was already muscular. Even if he wanted to express something, those muscles would not will cooperate with him.Therefore, in the eyes of the others, these two people, one with a calm smile and the other with a cute little fleshy face, walked into the hall slowly and came into everyone's sight.

Lin Lang ignored the others, but walked directly in front of Hong Yuan, "Brother, did something happen today that I don't know about? Why are everyone's eyes so strange?" The 13-year-old boy was full of doubts, Seeing that senior brother Hong Yuan in front of him wanted to grab the ground with his head to make up for the distress he caused to the little couple in front of him by being drunk yesterday.

It's a pity that before the senior brother could express his guilt, he was pushed aside by the two junior sisters behind.Lin Lang looked at the two senior sisters who were standing in front of him with weird smiles, and he was even more puzzled, "Hello, senior sister!" When Lin Lang greeted the two senior sisters, everyone in the hall remained the same as before. Chatting, just looking at their pricked ears, you can tell that the attention of these disciples is concentrated on these few people.

Seeing the lovely child in Lin Lang's arms, the two senior sisters narrowed their smiling eyes, "This is the little Taoist companion of the younger brother, it's the first time we've seen it, and there's no preparation for a meeting ceremony, so the senior sisters are being rude." As he spoke, he smiled and rubbed the soft hair of the child in Lin Lang's arms.

Both Jun Wuhui and Lin Lang didn't like to get too close to others, so Lin Lang subconsciously took a step back, while Jun Wuhui tilted his head directly, and the second senior sister Li Lan who stretched out her hand froze for a moment, then covered her mouth again Laughed, "Yo, this is indeed a husband and wife. Seeing this tacit understanding, it is really beyond the reach of ordinary people, isn't it, Junior Sister Fang?"

Hearing what my senior sister said, the woman on the other side also smiled, "Yes, junior brother, since you already have a Taoist partner, why are you still hiding it from us? Fortunately, we all knew about it yesterday, otherwise, if you bring me If you go to a blind date meeting and get entangled by girls, then we will be guilty."

At first, Lin Lang didn't notice the word "husband and wife" in the mouth of the two senior sisters. After hearing the words of the five senior sisters, his somewhat confused thinking immediately resumed operation, and he probably guessed what happened. Immediately, Lin Lang glanced at the face of the little guy in his arms without a trace, well, it is still open-eyed, stern and expressionless, but if you observe carefully, you will find that this little guy The frequency of blinking was gone, so Lin Lang, who knew Jun Wuhui a little bit, knew that the person in his arms was probably stimulated by the words of his two senior sisters.

Lin Lang calmed down a bit. Although he expected that the news would come out sooner or later, he didn't expect it to be so soon. After talking to the dean for a few days, the whole world knew about it.In my heart, I complained a little about the fact that the old dean was not tight-lipped, but fortunately, Lin Lang's face is not usually thick, so he just looked at the two people in front of him gently with his unique smile. Senior Sister, "Two senior sisters, who did you listen to about the fact that Wuhui and I are Taoist couples?"

"Of course." Fang Yun just wanted to answer, but she was pulled aside by Li Lan, and then the second senior sister Li smiled brightly and crisply, "Okay, little brother, why should I ask such a thing? Look at the two of you." Just interact. You didn’t go to the Chunnuange party yesterday, and everyone else asked you about your situation. You can’t be absent today. Everyone wants to see what the little junior brother and his little Taoist partner who were absent yesterday looked like. What!" As soon as Li Lan finished speaking, Hong Yuan, who was standing in the corner as the background, heaved a sigh of relief, and then he felt even more guilty when he thought that his junior was in such a situation because he was drunk yesterday. Because of this kind of mood, Hongyuan's whole body was covered with a layer of shadow, which covered the whole person.

As soon as Li Lan finished speaking, she dragged Fang Yun, who wanted to gossip, and ran away. It was a joke. Didn't you see that the air pressure around the younger brother was getting lower and lower? Even the temperature around his body dropped. Everyone Sensing this situation, he touched the goose bumps on his arms, and walked out of the hall as if nothing had happened, and stood where the sun was pouring. Of course, they had to ignore their messy steps before.In the hall, only Lin Lang was left with the child in his arms. Feeling the coldness of the little guy in his arms, Lin Lang was also a little guilty at this time. It was expected, but it appeared too early, and he hasn't paved the way for Wuhui yet.

Feeling the ever-lower temperature in his arms, Lin Lang pulled out a smile, looked at Jun Wuhui, and was about to say, "Wuhui...?" Well, this is the frightened boy, what did he see, Oh my god, Lin Lang felt that he was going to be blind, but he saw a man with facial muscles paralyzed for ten thousand years twisted into a weird smile, resisting the urge to smooth the bristling hairs on his arms, Lin Lang saw The little guy stared straight at him, and his back was about to break out in a layer of cold sweat. How much resentment it took to be able to mobilize his facial expression that had been on strike for a long time!Despite this, Lin Lang still resisted the little guy's lethal expression, which he called a smile for the time being, and suggested, "No regrets, can you restore the facial muscles to their original shape, if you go out like this, it will scare people! Of course, I promise, I will explain all this to you later." Well, he is also a little depressed, the two people have been with each other for a long time, this is not good, he can guess what the other party does, but vice versa.

For this incident, the little guy didn't even ask how everyone knew about it, but he knew that the source came from him, which made him very unfulfilling!With a sigh in his heart, Lin Lang came back to his senses, and what caught his eyes was still that weird expression, plus the piece of flesh on his arm that was about to be wrung off by someone who was extremely angry, it really hurts!

Jun Wuhui looked at the boy who looked like he promised to explain, and then he relaxed the strength in his hand, then raised his hand, touched his weird smile that moved a little because he was too angry, "Is it really so scary? ’ The angry emotion in the little guy’s eyes has disappeared, only the look of doubt remains, “But this is the first successful expression he has made since he was a child, I really want to see it! '

Lin Lang watched Jun Wuhui carefully touch the corners of his mouth and the changing curvature of his face with his hands, and suddenly his heart froze. He remembered the expression of this guy in his arms who seemed to be born to not change. For some reason, he felt a little sad. 'Still a child! ’ Thinking this way, Lin Lang stretched out his right hand to use his spiritual power to gather the mist in the air, condensed into a water mirror, and sent it in front of the child, "No regrets, look at the curvature of those textures !"

Jun Wuhui looked at the water mirror held up in front of him, the clear mirror reflected his current appearance.The round face, the big eyes, the upward curve at the corners of the originally tight mouth, and the upward changes in the texture of the cheeks, although not very obvious, are so clear in his own eyes. The hand was still at the corner of the mouth, gently stroking the rare arc, suddenly, he saw that the originally round eyes also had a curved arc, at this moment, Jun Wuhui felt that he was misunderstood as someone else's way It's nothing for my partner, at least this incident made me see the face that had been frozen by the cold breath, and the thawing began.

But Jun Wuhui, who came back to his senses, looked at Lin Lang who was hugging him, and was still a little angry. Although he knew that this idea was good for both parties, as a man, well, he is a child now, and no one likes it. In the hearts of others, I have been reduced to the existence of a child bride

exist.Lin Lang looked at the child who was still depressed in his arms, and decided to explain it first, "Don't worry, others will only say that we are childhood sweethearts, oh no, we are bamboo horses, and will not think of you as my child support, Husband." After a pause, Lin Lang still changed the child bride.