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"Ah, that's right, he is Wang You (he changed into a woman's clothes for a while and didn't meet him). He was very good at Bajiquan last time, and he KO'd four coaches at the same time last time." A student from S University. "I didn't see it with my own eyes, but everyone said so. Later, there were teaching videos of him on the campus website. I didn't expect..." It's not a rumor, it's so powerful.

"Oh, I also remembered. At the beginning, this activity room was originally planned to draw out a piece to teach Bajiquan." But the site didn't allow it, and it was too noisy, so it didn't work. "I remember that it was Yu Bai who clamored to become a teacher at that time."

Yao Yao, who was dressed in white and held a sword in her arms, recalled.

"Whoever the two of them is with whom, of course they will...By the way, sister Yaoyao, are they really right? Those over there said they saw a kiss, but it may also be acting..."

"Hehe." Yao Yao naturally knew about it, but let's keep the matter of the boss a secret.

With Xiaoq here, the video playback is naturally fast. After a burst of charming French scenery, the hero of the video finally appeared.It's just that Louis' dress still made everyone spray.

Since Louis is a lover of Chinese culture, the clothing he chose is naturally Hanfu.

Louis's standard Western face is really strange to match Hanfu, not to mention, don't forget, this is a cross-dressing party, and Louis is wearing women's Hanfu, and it's still...Feng Guanxia Phi.

"Hi everyone." Lu Yi stammered in Chinese, his eyes were still a little erratic, apparently looking at the cheating reminder next to him, "I wish you all a happy life. I am Lu Yi. I... am short of you! Am I~"

Blow one.

"My clothes are said to be the favorite clothes of Chinese beauties. So... I like them too. Red! The color of the Chinese New Year, I also celebrate the New Year here."

Hearing this, the corners of the mouths of all the people present were twitching.囧囧 has a god.

"It's said? Who said it? No one told him it was a wedding dress?" Wang You and the others watched this video for the first time.It was just delivered today, and Xiaoq was in charge of keeping it, but they were too busy with the decoration, so they didn't read it.

"No, Louis said he would surprise us..." It seems that even if Louis likes Chinese culture, it is impossible for him to cover everything.However, this ambiguous "it is said" is correct, Fengguanxiapi is now synonymous with ancient wedding dress.What girl doesn't like a wedding dress?

In ancient times, it was a symbol of destiny and rank, and it was also the dream of every ancient woman.

And red is indeed the color that symbolizes celebration in China.Chinese New Year is popular everywhere, and Christmas is equivalent to Chinese New Year for foreigners.

"Actually, even if he knew, he might still wear it. Once he wears this [helmet] full of pearls, he doesn't have to worry about his hairstyle."

This is a very powerful reason.

And Louis in the video at the moment is also the one who can stir up the atmosphere. This romantic Frenchman's favorite is the classical love story of China.

The Hanfu looks a bit like a western suit, which also inspired Louis. After saying hello, he performed the movements of Huadan in Peking Opera and sang a few lines of Li Yugang's "The Drunken Concubine".

Louis also knew that his movements and singing skills were extremely substandard, so he didn't forget to make a face in the end, and pulled a dummy with the words Tang Minghuang on it to dance a waltz.

Xiaoq immediately added some interesting complaints and voice-overs to the video, which greatly increased the interest of the whole video.

When saying goodbye to everyone at the end, Louis unexpectedly said something in the dialect of City S.Everyone also responded with thunderous applause.

"He speaks in dialect better than Mandarin?" The same sentence, Merry Christmas, is indeed the last dialect.

Tang Yi took the microphone and went on stage to host. In fact... no one is better than him when hosting. Yu Bai is likable, old-fashioned and humorous. But Chinese is also very good.Even Wang You is full of witty remarks, if you don't dislike him for being too slow on stage.

And after that hand was revealed just now, I'm afraid it will be a sensation when he comes on stage.

But just now I saw Lin Mao sneaking in. For this late "star", Wang You naturally cleaned up for him quickly, and Yu Bai went to the kitchen to bake another oven of snacks (the consumption rate was amazing) and at the same time called for a takeaway call for foreign help. .

Who made everyone come early, and started eating and drinking while putting on makeup and changing clothes.Yu Bai and the others also lack experience in partying...to be precise, they lack the experience in hosting their own parties.

When Yu Bai holds a party at home, he can hire a dedicated planning team to provide one-stop service, from location to decoration to clothing to catering.

As for the other small citizens, when they have a party or something, they also put it up, get a private room, even if they invited classmates to celebrate their birthdays at home when they were young... the parents are also the ones who cook.

So asking them to calculate how much a group of people can eat and drink is really easy to make mistakes, especially those who come three hours in advance...you will be hungry when you are full.

Yu Bai went to the kitchen, Lao Xue and his girlfriend were having fun, Tang Yi and Bei Qing took the stage to host after their failure.

"Uh...that..." Tang Yi was still a little nervous. "The next talent show."

"Cut." Everyone was waiting for the game session.

"Talent show is a must." After talking too much, the feeling came, and Tang knew how to wave his hand. "Friendship with our huge legion of beauties."

The beauties are naturally the temporarily hired waitresses from the art school.In fact, at the beginning, Wang You planned to have an equal number of men and women.But the first batch of people who were in a hurry to recruit people failed to choose their gender, so Yao Yao brought a few girlfriends over to check on the situation.

Then there are girlfriends who invite girlfriends. Everyone is satisfied with this work place without any restrictions, and subconsciously regards this as a gathering place.By the time Wang You remembered that they didn't have a male waiter, it was a bit... not appropriate to recruit a male waiter.

Moreover, the appeal of the Legion of Beauty is also good.

Some female students may regret that there is no male waiter to keep them eye-catching, but after today, I am afraid they will not think so.

The welfare of the eyes... how can there be a group of people on the stage who can feast their eyes.

The beauties in the art school are all top-notch in appearance, except for a few who are particularly charming and look weird, the others are all extremely handsome with the help of makeup.

The British army is elegant, evil and mad, indifferent and paralyzed, iron-blooded and arrogant, unrestrained, sunny and energetic, dark-bellied and sinister... Except for the undressed muscular man who can't express it, what other "beautiful men" are there?

In order to perform outstandingly, the beauties even changed their styles.All the girls in the audience felt that... they felt like a queen—surrounded by three thousand beautiful men in the harem.

Some of the male members who came to watch had mixed feelings. Few of them thought about dressing up like the female members, nor did they have the dedication of Wang You and their bosses.

People who casually wear a skirt and a wig are the mainstream, so they have just been experienced by the "beauties", and now they are made a little inferior by the "beautiful men"-it's very complicated.

But soon this feeling of inferiority is much less, why?The affectionate people in the stands will know it.

A man in the costume of Jian San Zang Jian showed his tea art domineeringly and mightily, and a swordsman in white clothes Shengxue stood beside him, coldly asking to "stand with you", and the domineering and mighty Tibetan Jian just now suddenly looked pitiful Looking at the swordsman in white, he pounced on him and acted like a baby.

Talking about "you don't love me anymore" and so on, how come.

The man in white in Bingshan sighed helplessly, but he didn't push away the little yellow chicken stuck to his body, "Are you going to make trouble everywhere in the future?" His tone was still frosty and warning, but his expression was full of tenderness that couldn't be concealed.

At the same time, a sickly and delicate handsome man with a little cinnabar on his forehead looked out the window enviously.Unintuitively punching his legs with both hands, everyone knew what he was upset about instantly.

And a "man" in Mongolian costume saw it, sat down on the ground in front of the sick and beautiful man, and stretched out his hand to him.The sick and beautiful man held the hand unprepared.Then being pulled hard, the person fell from the chair into the arms of the person sitting on it.

"If you can't stand up, you can throw yourself into my arms, can't you?"

"That's not what I meant." The sickly and handsome man tried to struggle out, and his shy touch moved the hearts of all the audience.A beauty in red clothes with silk thread and embroidery needles kicked a chair viciously, and pointed the murder weapon at the man in the Mongolian robe.

"Guo Jing, let go of tomorrow! You are not allowed to touch my brother!" The audience screamed!

"Eastern leader." Before "Guo Jing" could speak, the man in the white coat over there tried to come over. "Wish to fight with you..."

Immediately his mouth was covered, and the Tibetan sword next to him smiled and gestured against the air-conditioning to let the Dongfang leader continue to teach Guo Jing, and ignore him.

However, Guo Jing, who used to laugh at sick and beautiful men with an air conditioner, kept smirking at the angry leader, showing that I am simple and honest, and I don't understand what you are saying.

And the sick and beautiful man named "Tomorrow" didn't express his "brother"'s anger much, but greeted "brother" politely behind his back with a smile.

"Mr. Xu." A young man in a suit, a leather windbreaker and a suit hat, with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth.

"Mr. Lu Xilu." Is this a description?The cross on his forehead is the only one.

"Mr. Yang" The direct introduction is Yang Weili.

"Mr. Levi and Mr. Clowrido." Finally nodding.Tomorrow Beauty smiled at everyone, "I'll leave my brother to you."

"Tomorrow!" The leader beauty was not happy, but the five men behind him started to act respectively. One pulled out the needle in his right hand and kissed the back of his hand reverently, and the other pulled out the thread in his left hand, knelt down on one knee, and let the back of that hand stick on his forehead.One attacked from behind and hugged the leader's slender waist.

One decisively leaned over to kiss the cheek, and the last one kissed a strand of her hair on her lips, looking at the red-haired beauty affectionately.

"Oh oh oh~~~" After the background music stopped, several actors jumped out to call the curtain, and the audience roared from below. Even the male members who usually study in the mechanical group and software group followed enthusiastically. Roar.

Just like girls prefer danmei, many boys also think that Lily is good - seeing two beauties hugging each other is pleasing to the eye, isn't it?

The group of people on the stage are dressed in men's clothing but are also women.And... well acted.

And the Boss Five muttered that this wasn't the original plan at all.

What they said to the Beauty Corps, let them show what they usually learn here, or their talents.The girls who graduated from the art school are all good at singing and dancing.I heard them discussing a Guzheng, Guqin, flute and flute ensemble.

As a result, the gun was temporarily changed.

Well, it didn't change, the ensemble still came out, behind the impromptu rehearsal of the stage play, but everyone's eyes and body communication were still so ambiguous.

"The small theater just now didn't have many actions and lines. The scruples are not as good as the honest exams in their school. It's not impossible for them to pull out a short passage to show off."

"Based on behavioral analysis, they are demonstrating or hinting at you." Lin Mao, who had just arrived, watched the performance with great interest. Although it seemed a bit strenuous, he was still tossing under Wang You's hands after all.

Lin Mao was about to graduate, so he was so busy that he almost turned over. Naturally, he didn't have time to come to S City to get together with his friends, and he didn't know anything about Xiao Q.But this does not prevent everyone's friendship from remaining unchanged.

This time Wang You came over with an evening dress and asked him to play Sarah Brightman, and he agreed without saying a word.

"What do you say? You, a lawyer, are also in charge of reading minds to solve cases?"

"Observation, analysis, adaptability, that's the basic skill. By the way... what are those girls implying? They gave you several glances during the performance."

Yu Bai just stuffed a piece of food into the oven, and then came over to explain first.

"You two picked it out?"

"No, I'm just pretending to be stupid."

"Yes, the atmosphere is too lively today." Inappropriate. "It seems that I will not be suitable to play later, you should advance the game session."

"why?"

"Reason one, it's a rare event, follow everyone, reason two, I'm hungry." He rushed here, okay, he's tired and hungry now.

Both reasons are good.So Wang You dropped the make-up halfway through, and Lin Mao, who was still a little ghostly, took the stage to host.It is natural for everyone to be happy to be able to start the game session.

"I don't want to whet everyone's appetite. This time we will attack in the ring." A row of five people sat down. "Everyone can challenge according to the vertical cards in front of us."

"Those who lose must be punished with truth or risk." Little Q typed letters on the back.

All the truths and big adventures are listed above, this is to prevent the winning party from being too tricky or the big adventure is too difficult, resulting in a situation where it cannot be stepped down.However, the questions already listed are quite embarrassing. For example, what Wang You and Yu Bai need to pay attention to most is whether you and XXX are lovers.

Of course there are also spoofs.

Like... have you stopped beating your girlfriend, answer yes or no.

The big adventure is also strange, such as jumping on one leg and kissing five people on the cheek.

"Truth or Dare is up to the loser to decide which one to choose, but if the same person loses another person three games in a row, then... the truth or Dare is decided by the winner."

All the girls were excited to hear this.

But then everyone's attention was focused on the allowed challenge items written in front of Wang You... This is too much.

And Yu Bai, Bei Qing and the others also looked at them viciously... You cheated!

why?

Because Wang You also wrote "quick calculation", "mental calculation", "brain teaser", "encyclopedia question and answer"...

The author has something to say: Here is a little explanation, this time the theme is reversed, there will be various roles in the stage play during the Beauty Legion.One is specifically for COS, such as hidden sword and team leader.There are also beauties who happened to choose more personalized clothes when they cross-dressed.

For example, the Mongolian outfit is named after Guo Jing.The one in the suit is such a good cosplayer Xu Wenqiang, and the one in the military uniform is Yang Weili.

Well, that's it.

As for Wang You's cheating... Hehehe, everyone should have guessed it