[My Hero Academia] Vinyl

"Hey, don't move."

Calmly looking at the gun pointed at his forehead, he has already sentenced to death in his heart.

It's also good to order entertainment after dinner......

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Pushing open the door of an unremarkable bar at the corner of the street, the trio returned to the deserted organization whose atmosphere was obviously different from the bustling outside...

All sinners will end up in darkness.

"Welcome back! Lord Qinggeng!"

The sycophant Spinner saw Heichai came back and hurried to be a licking dog

"Why are the clothes dirty..."

Under the dissatisfaction in my eyes, I took off the blood-stained coat, and by the way, put the cheap bank card back into the hand of Spinner who helped me to hold the coat.I reached out and touched the shirt, and even the clothes inside were covered in blood...

I didn't bring a change of clothes either... By the way, the uniform bought by Sister Mag.

I thanked the careful Miss Mag once again, took the clothes and turned around and went to the bathroom to clean the blood on the hair.

wow... wow...

Warm water poured from the top of the head and pooled into a bloody "stream" on the floor,

This time it was a bit too much...  

Shaking Mao to shake off the water on his body, he opened the package and took out his uniform.

When I'm in a bad mood, I can only be counted as you...

The uniform in his hand interrupted his train of thought,

………towel? ?

To be precise, it is two long ribbons of soft yellow silk,

Do I still have to sew my own clothes......

Bending down to pick up a piece of paper, it turned out to be an illustrated instruction manual... Let me see what kind of trouble you can make.Pick up the "towel" and start knotting according to the instructions on the picture. The short one is tied around the neck just to cover the front chest, and the slightly longer one is tied around the waist just to wrap around the penis.Standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom and turning around, looking at my masterpiece with satisfaction, it is exactly the same as in the photo, really

What a ghost! ! ! !This is obviously a sexy uniform! !The whole back and butt are exposed! !Good cutting! ! !

Seeing that the clothes I just put aside have been thrown into the washing machine by the quick-witted Spinner... I seriously doubt that Spinner is involved in cheating me.

But something is better than Guoben, although it cannot be called "clothes" at all, it is more appropriate to call it a strip of cloth...

Anyway, as an assassin, I haven't seen any scenes before, and walked out of the bathroom with bare feet, and just opened the door to see Spinner whose face was covered by a pile of clothes

"Master Qing Geng, I just found some clothes for you, but I just don't know if they fit..."

Standing sternly in front of Spinner, who was bleeding from the nose, it's a prick, bring some clothes sooner! !Just as he was about to reach out to pick up a dress that looked too big at first glance, there was suddenly nothing in front of him.

"Qing Geng! I think these clothes are a bit inappropriate, anyway, you are already interested... cough cough clothes, I don't need these anymore..."

After speaking, he threw all the clothes into the trash can aisle...

Resisting the urge to chop him up, I can now be sure that it was really just out of Sister Mag's "good intentions"...

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It seems that Heiwu said... Anyway, it's the Chinese New Year, there will be a program or something, and it's about the same time now.Kicking away Spina, who kept taking secret pictures with his mobile phone, he walked towards the living room where the noise came from with a straight face...

"Qing Geng, the show just started..."

Ignoring the black mist of drinking coffee and losing my composure, I walked silently to the sofa and sat next to me and Sister Mag

"Wow, it really fits!"

Seeing herself wearing the uniform he had chosen, Sister Maggie kept admiring with satisfaction.In fact, if you don't just look at the extremely flamboyant appearance of this suit, it is indeed the most suitable "hero uniform" for yourself.The amount of objects that can be assimilated is not very much, coupled with the personality of being immune to physical damage, it would be cumbersome for clothes to enhance defense like others, so the easier and more convenient it is.

But, this...is no longer easy, it can be called cool...

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"Hi everyone, I'm the magician, and I'm going to show you some magic tricks..."

With a wave of the finger, the object in front of him disappeared immediately, and then he blew into the empty palm,

puff!

The items that disappeared all reappeared on the table.I clapped my hands with the big guys, frowned and thought about the magic just now...

"That guy's personality is [compression] Oh, he can compress objects and people into very small glass marbles, and I heard that people feel terrible after being compressed... Ah! You bastard! How can you How about revealing the secret of magic?!"

A man dressed in a strange way is blaming himself, wearing black and white intertwined clothes, always saying different things one after another, giving him the feeling of a severe schizophrenia...

"Are you also a member of the enemy alliance? I'm Tuwais, your clothes are so cute... Bah, what you wear is really revealing, coquettish..."

Looking blankly at this person who is talking right and irony at the same time...

Mr. Da, do you dare to find some normal people to come in!

But it is estimated that normal people will go crazy when they come in...Look around, there is not even a single one that looks normal...In the corner is a middle school student who is wearing a gas mask but doing homework, and the one-eyed muscle that is drinking with the idiot Spinner Male, he is performing apple cutting with his own teeth on the stage... I can't find any adjectives, and the little witch sitting next to me who always wants to stab people with a knife, the bearded Mage who is the daughter of the rough appearance and the little girl, and finally There is also the self who looks indifferent but only wears two strips of cloth.Oh, and the Split Man who's about to play [double] his personality...  

Congratulations to Mr. Heiwu for becoming the first dean of "The General Hospital of the Enemy Alliance Psychiatric Hospital"... By the way, the big boss and the one named Tulu or Tubi are here. I can't tell the difference because of my bad language. Where is that person gone? ……………

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"Hey! Little cutie, help me as an assistant... One little fairy is enough!"

After a simple exchange, I can already decide which half of Tuwais's words I want to listen to... Anyway, it's the one that sounds good...

Spinner, who kicked the drunken maniac away, walked slowly to the front of the stage.

puff………

With just a light touch on the body, the gray cement produced by his personality began to knead and deform, and finally became his own appearance... He raised his head and looked at the other party, and even the clothes were imitated exactly the same.

"This is my ability [twice], I can copy everyone except me out of thin air, and I can copy multiple people at the same time. Of course, my strength is definitely not as good as my own... Now keep your eyes open... Don't look at it! Close your eyes."

The moment the replicant opened his eyes, he suddenly had a certain connection with it. With this feeling... the replicant stood in front of the stage and slowly pulled out a familiar long knife from his body.

It is really a very practical ability, whether it is monitoring, detecting enemies or escaping to confuse the public, it is very convenient, plus you can use the two advantages of personality and the ability to manipulate the replicator itself...

Apart from being crazy, it can be said to be perfect... I just don't know how strong it is.

puff………

The replicant whose head was being rubbed by Tuwais snapped apart and turned into a pile of mud again.

"Don't be so violent...... Well done!! There will only be one goblin!"

It seems that clones can only inherit part of their personality, but they are still very practical...

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They performed a few more shows one after another, nothing special and nothing particularly bad, just Spinner, don't sing love songs to me! [well! ] You green-haired bastard in heat!It seems that it is necessary to deal with the source of the evil... Seeing Spinner stepping off the stage in high spirits, he took out a sharp dagger from an invisible corner, and threw it at Spinner who was flying over to hug him □□On.

The cold feeling immediately scared Spinner to kneel on the ground

"Lord Qinggeng!!! I was wrong!!! I shouldn't have discussed with Tuwais about getting a copy of you, I really only like you!!! Master Qinggeng, don't be jealous anymore... "

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Clam…………?

"I was wrong."

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"Ah?! Qing Geng, you are not jealous!"

"I should have cut off your head directly!!!!"

With a swipe, he pulled out a "40-meter-long" broadsword from his arms

Before the drawn knife could be cut, it was interrupted by the sound of the door opening suddenly.

"It's so lively..."

Dabi, who had gone somewhere, said something that he couldn't tell if it was sarcasm or... then it was sarcasm! ! !If so, he ran to the corner and waited.

After this interruption, I also retracted the knife and sat next to Wataru who looked regretful again...Tai! !If you don't stay with normal people, you will go crazy...

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"My ideal is to find a husband who loves me, and then go around the world for honeymoon together..."

I don't know why all of a sudden everyone is talking about their ideals

"I want everyone to have wounds all over their bodies! I like blood the most..."

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"Ah...?...Ideal, um... it would be nice if there was less homework, and I have to write until late every day to go to bed... Also, it would be nice if the exam questions were simpler, so that my mother would not always talk about it." I'm..."

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"I want to have a baby with Qing Geng

ok let's listen to the next

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"Ideal? Not interested..."

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"Kill! Crush all the things you don't like!!"

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"I hope the dental warranty fee can be cheaper..."

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"Huh...?... If I can make everyone like my magic tricks and come to see my magic show, that would be my ideal."

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"I want to have a cute little girl... No! You idiot! A little boy is fine!"

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"Qing Geng... what wish do you have, tell me quickly, and see if I can help you realize it!"

I glanced at it, and the people around me also said the same thing... But let's talk about ideals...

"I want to be a hero who punishes evil and promotes good..."

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The scene was suddenly silent, and even the Dabi next to him "concerned" about himself with a look of burning his head

"Ah?! What's wrong... My idol is All Might..."

...the atmosphere is colder than before...

no!that whoever…?You don't have to be surprised that the braces fell off......

"Really, who doesn't have a wish that can't be fulfilled...I'm going out first..."

Mom! !If I don't go out again, I feel like I'm going to be treated as a traitor......

but…………

This group of people really... don't want to be a hero?

You don't have to be like a mouse crossing the street, you can only live in the shadows...

……………maybe…

Only an idiot can say it...

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Anyway, I came out, I happened to be a little hungry...

But where can I find a restaurant this evening...

It's not that the group of idiots in the restaurant affected my appetite, I didn't eat anything...

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"Boss lady! Let me have a bowl of omelet rice!"

"okay!"

Sitting in an inconspicuous [farmhouse] on the corner of the street watching the New Year’s Eve show on TV

"puff…………"

The spoon I just put in my mouth was spit out in one gulp

There is poison in the rice! ! !Sticking out his tongue frantically, he took a gulp of the juice handed over by the person next to him, and the taste in his mouth became lighter...

"Ah... come back to life, thank you... ah? Boss?"

The person who handed him the juice just now turned out to be the dead wood that even the black mist didn't know where to go.When I was stunned, the other party moved the omurice on the table, which had only moved a mouthful, in front of me

"Boss, here is an omurice, please add less ketchup."

"okay!"

It turns out that there is too much ketchup. The lycanthropy has a keen sense of smell and taste, which is really uncomfortable at times... and...

Watching Shikuragi sitting across from him just eat his super salty omelet rice... I won't say anything if you eat what I have eaten, but you should change the spoon anyway...

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Eating omelet rice with a moderate taste, I was getting used to my new cognition just refreshed by the big boss.

Sure enough, those who make big things don't care about small details... I have been taught...

I was going to pack it for Spinner though...how about I bring him a super super salty one?

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The author has something to say: Happy New Year’s Day~ You can guess who said those things and who else didn’t