Goddess come to my arms

After being hit with a stick by his future mother-in-law, Xiaoyun suddenly lost any appetite to eat, and he lay weakly on the dining table, and couldn't help thinking: "I have never been able to get a wife, so I might as well just starve myself Forget it."

Sister Cat couldn't see Xiaoyun's frustrated and frustrated appearance, and she didn't care about the people around her, what kind of "bad intentions" were in everyone's mind, she immediately stood up and took the initiative to change places with her dear mother Lin Sijing.

After sitting down again, Lin Xuwen stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of Ma Yunqi's favorite farmhouse fried pork, and personally fed the fat and thin slices of fragrant meat to Ma Yunqi's mouth.

Although the frustrated Ma family lion cub still wanted to lie down on the table covered with white tablecloth and pretend to be dead, but the meat slices emitting a tempting aroma from under her nose had already attracted her to salivate...

Xiaoyun's cute little cherry mouth opened after all.

Letting a beautiful girlfriend feed her meat with her own hands also has a special magic power to increase the deliciousness of the dishes.

The most powerful snake-fighting stick is on the stick, after one bite, there will be a second bite, and Ma Yunqi actually turned on the ordering mode: "I want to eat black pepper beef, ah~~~"

Before biting down the black pepper beef on the chopsticks, Ma Yunqi continued to make unreasonable demands: "Butter Shrimp Balls~~~"

Xue Jiaqi has already walked to her daughter's side at this moment, seeing her baby girl leaning her face on the table as if she had no bones, trying to chew the food in her mouth, smiling and watching Lin Xuwen make lunch for her. Profile.

Although he knew that this was a love affair between the young lovers, the old black rabbit couldn't help reminding the eldest daughter: "Baby, you will suffer from indigestion if you eat like this... Sister Cat, don't spoil her! "

Lin Xuxue took over Xue Jiaqi's words, and joked in a teasing tone: "Jiaqi's godmother, the two of them are showing their affection, and I don't know who was arguing in public the last second! Cut!"

When Li Jiahui saw that his dear wife had performed her skills, she immediately patted the horse to help out. The horse that was about to be patted to death was the real lady of the Ma family: "Little luck, is your level called Xiu Enai? Look at me and Let’s hold two cats for three years, the baby is white, tender and cute~~~”

At present, only sister Xiaowangwang dares to mention children's affairs in front of Xiaoyun. The elders feel that it should be mentioned as little as possible, so as not to hurt Xiaoyun. Confidence, so hold a different opinion.

If someone is willing to mention the elephant in the room in front of Ma Yunqi, of course Ma Yunqi must cooperate, with a pitiful expression showing that she has been devastated by dog ​​food.

This funny expression even provoked a lot of ridicule from everyone. They all said that the little luck didn't even pass the test of the future mother-in-law, ah, no, even the test of the future wife. Is it too beautiful?

After everyone talked about it, they had already accepted Xiaoyun's post asking for help in private, and promised to help her and Sister Mao diagnose the root of the problem. At this moment, the gold medal matchmaker Wang Hongyu felt that he had already grasped her. Seeing the crux of the two, she cleared her throat to signal to everyone that she had something to say.

The gold medal matchmaker has something to say, so of course everyone can't interrupt, and dare not interrupt.

Not only that, the people who were still standing spontaneously moved their own chairs, followed by their own tea cups or whatever they wanted to eat, and set themselves up to eat melons in the front row.

Unexpectedly, the first sentence Wang Hongyu said was to ask Ma Yunqi and Lin Xuwen how many love movies they have watched in the past 33 years?

This seems absurd question, but it hits the point as soon as it is asked.

It turned out that one of them likes to watch sci-fi movies, and the other likes to watch action movies. The guy who likes to watch action movies even spontaneously admitted that she had watched some romantic action movies in order to give himself extra points.

Of course, the element of action is greater than that of love.

Lin Xuwen looked at Ma Yunqi with surprise in his eyes: "You still watch love action movies!"

Ma Yunqi was shocked, and blurted out the old movie that impressed her the most: "Who hasn't seen "Blue Is the Warmest Color"?"

Apart from a few straight men, only Lin Xutong and Han Tong's godmother were the only people in the Lily circle who raised their hands to say they hadn't seen it.

Lin Xutong's elm lump is okay to say...

Han Tong's godmother hasn't seen it? !

Everyone cast unbelievable looks at Aunt Tong, who is a generation of actresses, and saw Lisa's godmother unhurriedly pulling his wife's arm off, and said softly to her old baby: "How could you not have seen it?" "Adele's Life" We have watched it together several times."

Oh, it turned out to be an oolong incident caused by different translations.

As the only seedling that has grown crookedly, Lin Xutong deeply felt that his identity as Ji Zai had been severely challenged.

Lin Xutong was planning to hold the baby in one hand and use the phone in the other to search hard, but Ma Shiqi lightly pressed Lin Xutong's movement of taking out the phone, and smiled lightly at his dear wife: "I have saved this movie, let's watch it together when we get home."

Just when Lin Xutong nodded happily, Zhuang Xuewen seemed to have discovered a new world, and suddenly shouted: "Aha! Sister Cat, you haven't seen it, have you!!!"

Lin Xuwen originally thought that he could use Lin Xutong's gust of east wind to distract everyone's attention, and then cover up for himself well, but he didn't expect that the bad guy Zhuang Xuewen would see his big eyes, and he was thinking desperately about how to hide the truth. look.

Under the gaze of more than twenty pairs of fiery eyes, Lin Xuwen didn't dare to speak a lie, and his fair little face gradually turned red.

As a king of the generation, Chen Kaixuan didn't know how to feel about how she managed to raise two daughters who had hardly seen any small movies.

Unexpectedly, the richest lady actually chose to come to Dr. Big Cat at this time, and gave her a trick to make her worse: "It's no wonder that even though Miss Cat inherited your powerful genes, she was still a victim in the end! People don't know much." It's time, you can't even play hooligans well~ It's sad! It's so sad!"

Definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp, Chen Kaixuan actually nodded in agreement with Ma Yunjie's malicious teasing, and then resorted to the sharpest counterattack: "For us good women, the act of love is called / love, only you And the daughter who inherited your bad genes, who only wants to be a hooligan when she has nothing to do, or a ruffian who still wants to be a hooligan with knowledge, it's really lamentable! It's so sad!"

These two old ladies are getting farther and farther apart.

Lao Wangwang raised his finger, tapped Chen Kaixuan and Ma Yunjie from afar, and asked them with sharp eyes: "Do you still want to help these two little guys?"

Seeing that the gold medal matchmaker was about to give up the pick, the two queen mothers shrank immediately, and very tacitly picked up their teacups at the same time, and blocked their mouths with tea.

Anyway, Lin Xuwen didn't tell himself, Wang Hongyu directly skipped the question of romantic action movies, and went straight to the central theme of the topic he wanted to start: "So, sister cat, you have hardly watched romance movies?"

Lin Xuwen continued to blushed, and nodded slightly.

After getting an affirmative answer, Lao Wangwang asked Ma Yunqi again: "Little luck, you can count the number of romance movies you have watched with ten fingers, right?"

In order to make her girlfriend feel better, Ma Yunqi nodded obediently, and spontaneously excluded all action movies from love movies in her heart.

Wang Hongyu took the small notebook and pen that the housekeeper had just found for her, and wrote one stroke at a time: "Lack of experience in love, and I don't know how to get along with lovers."

Old Wang Wang continued to ask in a questionnaire-like tone: "Okay, the next question, do you know what it means to play a flower gun?"

The two parties looked at the gold medal matchmaker in a daze, and shook their heads in unison.

In order to help them make associations, the kind matchmaker also said something similar: "Have you heard of flower fists and embroidered legs?"

Seeing that the two children were still shaking their heads, all the elders gasped, and there was faint laughter among the children.

No wonder Xiaoyun and Sister Mao are so violent every time they quarrel. It turns out that they only know how to fight each other with fists and fists, but don't know how to quarrel with each other?

The gold medal matchmaker immediately invited a funny duo who were eager to try, and asked them to show the two little guys what it means to play flower guns.

Naturally, there is no handy utensil at home that can pretend to be a wooden warehouse. Monica’s godmother and sister Xiaoping’s godmother each took a chopstick as a long wooden warehouse, then shook the invisible water sleeves, and began to perform what Southeast Asians commonly call "" "Big Drama" Chinese drama.

The two of them spent most of their lives playing tricks together, so they really shouldn't have a tacit understanding.

When one raised his leg and swept violently, the other jumped up on the spot in perfect cooperation.

One used chopsticks as a weapon to sweep at chest height, while the other bent down at the right time.

When the two grabbed the chopsticks and wrestled with each other in slow motion at the speed that the elderly should have, they also consciously made the "clang, clang, clang" music that often appeared in the background when there was a "fight" plot in traditional dramas.

Wang Hongyu saw that the two were a little tired from "fighting", he waved his hand to signal them to take a break, and then began to comment and analyze the gold medal matchmaker: "This is the so-called juggling, did you two feel that the fight was quite intense just now?" , It feels like the two of them have done a lot of fighting, but in fact they didn't punch each other?"

Ma Yunqi and Lin Xuwen nodded obediently at the same time, but they were still thinking about Wang Hongyu's words, why did they look so confused?

Not only Wang Hongyu, but all those who have families sighed heavily in their hearts, and sighed secretly: "These two children seem not very teachable."

However, it is even more wrong to give up the underachievers.

Old Wang Wang tried his best to show the greatest patience in his life, and explained to the children with low EQ: "As we all know, you two have bad tempers, so naturally you are prone to quarrels, but even when you quarrel, you must remember Control the intensity of your speech, it is harmless between lovers to vent their depression by playing with flower guns, if you always use words to hurt others, it will accumulate day and night, and even the best relationship will be quarreled."

Lin Xuwen immediately raised his hand and asked, "What if I accidentally hurt someone while playing with the flower gun?"

This question is very good, and the whole-hearted onlookers gave different suggestions in one go.

"Those who hurt others must admit their mistakes, have a correct attitude, and lower their posture."

"Well, the person who was injured can't be unreasonable. If the other party comes to make peace with sincerity, the attitude should be gentler."

"Of course, kneeling on the keyboard, kneeling on the durian and kneeling on the head of the bed is still necessary!"

"Kneel down and start fighting!"

"After all, there is a fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!"

Sure enough, this group of shameless old ladies quickly diverted the topic to an uncontrollable direction and ran wildly all the way.

The gold medal matchmaker didn't intend to drag them back, after all, they were telling the truth.

The problems that can be solved by one fire bag are not problems. If they still can't be solved, another fire bag will solve it.

This time it was Ma Yunqi's turn to raise her hand to ask a question: "If both parties are at fault, are you unwilling to apologize?"

In order for Dr. Chen Kaixuan to stay away from her later and not to take revenge, the richest lady is currently biting a red apple to give herself some buffs. After hearing her daughter's question, the apple in her mouth is full of pain. Want to come to explain to my daughter: "It's very simple, in our family, we always attack the king and submit first."

Xiaoyun immediately opened his mouth to retort: ​​"That's so unfair!"

The richest lady picked her ears, as if what her daughter said was like a joke, her tone was quite simple and rude, but the truth was very real: "Fair? Is there fairness in this world?"

Seeing that Xiaoyun still showed a very discouraged look, the richest lady continued to speak very pornographically and violently: "Look at the way you don't/do it, you just want to maintain your self-esteem, and you don't have a wife to do it after you think about it." / Is the life of the nun? Kneel down and beg for your wife, and then she will attack you again. Isn’t such a beautiful day? Why do you want to make your wife run away because of the damn face? When the time comes, you plan to Are you doing/killing yourself if you stay alone?"

The richest sister was not soft-spoken when she taught her daughter a lesson, and she told some big truths, even these big truths were too shocking, and immediately shocked everyone.

But the words are not rough, and after everyone tasted them carefully, they all felt that what the richest sister godmother said was quite reasonable.

Wang Hongyu tried hard to hold back his laughter, and repeated the central idea in Ma Yunjie's words: "My wife is angry, so she can coax her with nice words, it's just a matter of lip service, and there is no need to pay, so why not do it?"

Received the angry gazes cast by all the young people, Wang Hongyu was still there, and continued to please both sides: "Coaxing people is just one of the methods. I don't think anyone wants to see the person they love is in a bad mood, right? If the situation is a bit Seriously, then Gong Jun has to show substantive performances, such as giving her romantic surprises, buying gifts to please her, giving massages to his wife who has worked so hard to manage the house, etc."

Wang Hongyu looked directly into Ma Yunqi's eyes and persuaded softly: "Little luck, think about it, do you prefer to see Sister Cat show a sweet smile and make love with you, or let her look sad and hate you when she sees you?" deep?"

Does this need to be said?

The answer is naturally the former.

Ma Yunqi, who was still stubborn just now, immediately fell silent.

Wang Hongyu is a very fair godmother. After talking about the little luck, she turned around and advised Sister Mao not to repeat the same mistakes: "Although the other party should be scolded and punished, you can't always let others coax you, after all, they are two girls. You're in a relationship, you like Little Luck to be gentle with you, so Little Luck naturally wants you to be gentler to her, don't you agree?"

Lin Xuwen nodded approvingly, showing a taught expression.

Wang Hongyu clapped his hands excitedly, and after attracting everyone's attention again, he smiled and said, "It's time to witness the sacred moment of teaching achievements!"

The crowd cheered in unison.

Seeing Wang Hongyu staring at him intently, Lin Xuwen blinked his big eyes, and then blinked again...

Lin Xuwen didn't have the consciousness to hand in homework on the spot at all.

As her twin sister, Lin Xuxue couldn't accept the fact that her older sister was an idiot, and immediately "reminded" the stupid sister Cat out of anger: "Then are you willing to spend money on little luck! "

Lin Xuwen almost blurted out "Of course not!".

But under the caring eyes of everyone, Sister Mao would not dare to reject Ma Yunqi's kindness in such a simple and rude way.

Keeping in mind "be gentle, be gentle, be gentle", after silently reading the important things three times, Lin Xuwen said softly: "It's fine to spend a little money, 300 million is really too much..."

My kitten cast a pitiful look at me asking for help, and Xiaoyun couldn't help but soften his heart.

However, regarding the matter of spending money, to put it more seriously, it may be related to whether the two of them can last forever, so Xiaoyun still wants to persevere.

Ma Yunqi thought carefully about what Lao Wang Wang taught just now, and the clever little thing planned to use another entry point:

"Actually, I really like when you give me gifts. For example, you buy clothes and skirts. I can completely imagine that when you carefully choose clothes for me, you must have my appearance in your mind. This makes me feel very sweet and sweet." happiness."

After hearing this, Lin Xuwen nodded thoughtfully, and said softly, "If you like it, I'll buy you more from now on."

Ma Yunqi immediately took Lin Xuwen's words: "But your salary is there, and now you have to spend all your savings to start a company. Besides, you always say that I am a big lady who spends money..."

Hearing Xiaoyun's shameless words of self-disgust, Miss Cat couldn't help laughing, and glanced at Xiaoyun, with a clear expression in her eyes: "You also know that you like to spend money recklessly?"

It seems that I have learned pretty well, Xiaoyun continued to implement the trick of sweet words: "Now that I am yours, my money is naturally all yours, so you can spend it, little cat... okay?"

This sentence was very pleasing to the ear, and the corners of the cat's lips curled up unconsciously after hearing this.

This smile is even more of a little luck.

Xiaoyun came to Miss Cat's ear with a treacherous expression on her face, and muttered in a low voice: "After you marry me, our mother will also be your mother. Don't forget, all the money on me is actually My mother's money, this does not conflict with the principle that you don't feel sorry for spending your mother's money!"

What does it mean to "spend my mother's money without feeling bad"? ? ?

In order to lie to his wife, Xiaoyun told the true feelings of the children present, which immediately caused all the mothers present to stare at their children!

Fortunately, the richest lady is really rich, and she can definitely stand up to one of the three children being so prodigal in chasing his wife.

In order to convince the future eldest daughter-in-law of the Ma family, Ma Yunjie not only did not take the side of the girlfriends, but echoed Ma Yunqi's statement: "Sister Mao, the baby is right, if you are with Xiaoyun, I, Ma Yunjie, will put You love her as your own daughter, and you will naturally have your share of the children's pocket money."

Lin Xutong kept nodding beside her, and said to her sister in a resentful tone: "I can't even return the pocket money. My mother will appoint a special bodyguard to come to the door with the money every month. If I try my best to return the money, the bodyguard will return the money." He would come to the door all the time, and the bodyguards would be tired and bombard me and beg me to accept it, saying that if I didn’t accept him, he would have to run errands back and forth regardless of the weather, it sounds so pitiful..."

After hearing this, Ma Yunjie laughed softly, teasing herself: "I'm just a layman, I don't understand such advanced things as knowledge, wisdom, etc. Our Ma family can not only give you maternal love, but also give you the most Things are money, so you spend as much money as possible to buy some little happiness, and I will be happy."

It turns out that Xiaoyun's temperament of buying, buying, and buying is all learned from the richest sister's godmother!

Everyone has said so much, Lin Xuwen is not easy to get rid of everyone's kindness, but she still has to express her own considerations: "It is not impossible for you to invest in my company, but the equity must be clearly written in black and white before I accept it."

Ma Yunqi nodded immediately: "I will contribute the capital and you will contribute the effort, and I will take three of the shares and you will have seven, is that okay?"

Lin Xuwen was shocked when he heard this, and immediately shook his head vigorously: "You should be the major shareholder for paying so much money!"

Hearing this, Ma Yunqi couldn't help but stretched out her hand and rubbed her girlfriend's idiot head, with a look of resentment: "With your head that can't turn, and your straightforward personality, how are you going to mess around in the mall? Sigh!"

Beep, export hurts self-esteem, yellow card warning!

Receiving Wang Hongyu's stern gaze, Ma Yunqi realized that she seemed to have forgotten the key to "playing with flower guns", so she hurried to make amends.

Ma Yunqi hurriedly explained to her dear future wife, explaining that the capital looking for investment opportunities is actually everywhere in the market today, but good entrepreneurial ideas are hard to find.

And a start-up like Lin Xuwen, who has multiple professional skills that are difficult for others to match, may become the next unicorn at any time, which is even more rare.

Although Lin Xuwen deeply suspected that Ma Yunqi was touting her girlfriend to the heavens, the people closest to her around her were all nodding vigorously to her. Lin Xuwen suddenly felt pressured by the high hopes for her.

Ma Yunqi has become more sensitive to Lin Xuwen's emotional changes recently. After feeling Lin Xuwen's slightly anxious eyes, she immediately stretched out her hand to hold her girlfriend's hand tightly, and comforted her softly: "The company belongs to the two of us, you just need to do a good job in scientific research. In terms of business, the operation and sales are all left to me, and our wife and wife will be able to break the gold if they stick to each other, so don't worry."

Lin Xuwen stared at Ma Yunqi's confident smiling face, gained courage from the smile of luck from a young age, and nodded slightly involuntarily, convinced of what Ma Yunqi said.

Lin Xuwen said emotionally, "With you here, I feel at ease."

To Ma Yunqi personally, this sentence from the heart is more lethal than the three words "I love you".

Without saying a word, the little lion immediately stretched out his hands to hold the beautiful face of Kitty Maomao, and kissed her passionately in public to show his affection.

At this moment, no one made a fuss, because everyone had aunt smiles on their faces.

Most importantly, Chen Kaixuan finally showed a mother-in-law smile who looked more and more pleasing to the future son-in-law.

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