When the devil respects life as a waste

001

The first day after ascension.

Seeing the cars all over the street, Xie Lingjun adapted well.

Shen Zhengze couldn't help but blushed, and said, "What do you think, brother?"

Xie Lingjun pondered and said: "Not bad."

"Where is it good?" Shen Zhengze was inexplicably guilty.

The streets are full of cars, and the men and women on the street are wearing broken sleeves in midsummer. Brother thinks it is good, and they are really adaptable.

"The tool cultivators here have their own cultivation method." Xie Lingjun thought for a moment, and came to a conclusion, "It may be that the cultivation level is not too high, and the running is a bit slow. But there are advantages and disadvantages to be able to support many ordinary people to practice. "

Shen Zhengze: "..." Brother, as long as you are happy.

002

The second day of ascension.

Shen Zhengze stood excitedly in front of the gate of his house.Unexpectedly, he, Shen Hansan, is back again!

The first thing to come back is to scold the author under the pit text (no, not at all).

Xie Lingjun saw that Shen Zhengze was so happy that he almost wept with joy. He was greatly surprised. He moved forward to touch the other person's face, and asked softly, "Why are you so happy?"

"Brother!" Shen Zhengze grabbed Xie Lingjun's hand, turned his head, and said in a serious tone, "Do you know?"

Xie Lingjun couldn't help but get serious, pursed his lips and said, "I don't know something."

"I have ascended once before." Shen Zhengze said surprisingly.

Xie Lingjun was also really surprised, raised his eyebrows, and then nodded to show he understood.

"Before I ascended for the first time, I stayed in this world." Shen Zhengze rubbed Xie Lingjun's hand with his cheek, and continued, "I'm going to tell you something next, don't be surprised."

Xie Lingjun chuckled and said, "I'm not surprised."

Shen Zhengze took a deep breath, stared at Xie Lingjun closely, and said, "Actually... Brother, the world of cultivating immortals you live in is a book. How should I say it?"

"Say it with your mouth." Xie Lingjun joked.

Shen Zhengze's family lives in a big villa, but the front door is not a remote place where no one passes by.When passers-by saw Xie Lingjun and Shen Zhengze being intimate, they couldn't help paying attention.

Shen Zhengze acted as if no one was around, thought for a moment, and continued: "Brother, you have also discovered that spiritual power in this world is thin, almost non-existent."

"That's right." Xie Lingjun nodded slightly, "Is this your home? Should we go in, or continue to stop at the door to chat?"

Shen Zhengze was interrupted, he let out an "uh", scratched his head, and said embarrassedly, "I don't have a key."

Xie Lingjun asked: "Do you want me to open the door with an array?"

"Okay." Shen Zhengze was quite surprised, he didn't expect that senior brother would learn such a strange little formation from Lou Suyun.

The two pushed the door in.

Shen Zhengze said as he walked: "Even you know that there are eminent monks who have obtained books from heaven and earth and recorded the Dharma. There are also some people in our world who may have some inspirations from other worlds.

"They recorded these inspirations, built a world, and wrote a novel. The world of these novels may be fictional, or it may really exist..."

Xie Lingjun finally understood it completely, and replied: "You mean, someone got inspiration from heaven, recorded the world I lived in, and wrote it into a novel?"

"That's it!" Shen Zhengze said.

While talking, the two penetrated into the house.

Shen Zhengze had been away for a long time, but he still knew his home very well, and turned on the lights with ease.He remembered something and immediately walked to the tea table in the living room on the first floor.

Sure enough, the tablet is still there.

He picked up the tablet, turned it on, and there was still more than 80.00% of the battery.Looking at the calendar again, it is 2020.4.6, Monday, two days after Qingming Festival.

He crossed over during the Ching Ming Festival, and he didn't expect that he had lived in another world for more than 1 years, and the time in this world had only passed by not long ago.

wonderful.

Seeing the tablet, Xie Lingjun frowned slightly, and was very surprised in his heart - this thing has never been heard of or seen before.

But everything in this world is beyond imagination, so he didn't show much, and he got used to it a little.

003

The ninth day of ascension.

Xie Lingjun has already been able to manipulate various electrical appliances proficiently.

At this moment, he embraced Shen Zhengze without any explanation, and opened the kiwi video, only to hear the person in the video sing: "Light yellow dress, fluffy hair..."

In the middle of the night, when the two were lying on the bed, Shen Zhengze muttered to himself: "Pale yellow..."

Xie Lingjun covered Shen Zhengze's mouth with his hand, and said lightly: "I was about to forget it, but you mentioned it again. Enough."

Shen Zhengze already had a superb memory, and kept repeating it in his mind. For a second, he really felt lifeless and doubted the meaning of his time travel back.

Every sleepless night is innocent without a long yellow dress and fluffy hair.

004

Xie Lingjun is from another world, in other words, he is a black family.

Sometimes it's a little embarrassing.

Like now.

"Let's go to the mall to buy clothes." Shen Zhengze said sincerely, "We all wear masks, and you also took your temperature. It's 36.3, no problem. We are united as one to overcome difficulties, but the need to buy clothes should also be met .”

"Where's the health code?" The clerk refused to budge.

Shen Zhengze pointed to the phone and said, "Here it is."

The clerk glanced at Xie Lingjun suspiciously: "What about you?"

Xie Lingjun: "..."

There will always be clothes, 192 wears 185 clothes, and it is barely possible to squeeze.For Shen Zhengze, it is not interesting for a lover to wear his own clothes.

005

The second year of ascension.

Shen Zhengze had already given up on food, because he found that he and Xie Ling had been fasting for too long and couldn't eat anything.

There are too many things in the world that should be cherished, such as food, beautiful scenery, and beauties.

Shen Zhengze was filled with regret.With a beautiful woman in your arms, or in the arms of a beautiful woman, two people nestle on the sofa and watch TV together, wasting good time, and then feeding each other delicious food. This is an ideal life, isn't it?

Now I am forced to give up the food item.

Shen Zhengze had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, pour tea for Xie Lingjun every day, and chat instead.

To be honest, neither of them has any material desires, and they can't spend much money after a year.Shen Zhengze suspected that the money he had saved in the past few years was enough for the two of them to spend tens of thousands of years like this.

006

No. 30 years after ascension.

Shen Zhengze was a little worried, yes, he really didn't want to be asked his age anymore.

"I'm 56 this year." It's really embarrassing to say this, like a bad joke, because he has a face in his 20s, so tender that he can pinch water.

If he didn't believe it, he could only take out his ID card, but the result was not that others believed him, but suspected that his ID card was also fake.

This is very embarrassing.

Both he and Xie Ling have lived at home for more than ten years, and they really dare not step out of the villa.Fortunately, for them, staying in the house is a kind of cultivation quality, and it is not a problem to enter the meditation for hundreds of years, let alone ten years.

It's just that the aura here is thin, and it's useless to enter meditation, not to mention that they have reached the peak of their cultivation now, so there is no need to enter meditation.

Xie Lingjun finally couldn't bear it anymore. Although his Taoist companion was very fun, it was really painful not being able to practice swords.

"How about we go to No Man's Land?" he asked.

Shen Zhengze nodded.

The two looked at the world map, planned for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that this world is not suitable for practicing swords and immortals at all.

Shen Zhengze suggested: "How about we fly again?"

Xie Lingjun agreed in a deep voice.

007

This time, unfortunately, he ascended to the legendary ABO world.

Shen Zhengze adapted well at first, until one day there was some subtle change in his body, and his pupils suddenly trembled.

he!Won't!Is! Omega it!

Because of practicing the exercises, he already had a faint orchid smell on his body, but now it directly filled the room, making people want to cough.

After Xie Lingjun came to this world, he had only one thought—the addition of strange knowledge.He didn't have any special feelings at first, after all, he couldn't smell anything except the scent of his Taoist companion and himself.

until……

"Don't worry, it's okay, the two of us won't separate." Xie Lingjun patted Shen Zhengze's shoulder, "It's because you think too much, your body reacts automatically, and your spiritual power dissipates."

But Shen Zhengze was dazed, pulled Xie Lingjun's sleeve, and said, "Bite me and mark it."

Xie Lingjun: "..."

Shen Zhengze pulled it hard again.

Xie Lingjun: "Drink more hot water and think less about what you don't have."

What is this new trick to seduce him?I'm an old man, and the tricks are still the same, and every day is fresh and happy.

Xie Lingjun couldn't help feeling a little funny, but also a little moved.

008

The two flew back to the world of "Legend of the Three Realms" several times.

One time, Xie Lingjun finally realized his wish to follow the white snow and burn the lion.

The red field is dark red, the soil is red, and the grass that grows is also red, but the lions on it are as white as snow, there is no trace of stepping on the grass, and there is no red mark.

There are big and small snow-burning lions.

Xie Lingjun found the largest one, and after obtaining the consent of the other party, he and Shen Zhengze sat behind the white lion.

"I've always thought you look like a white snow burning lion." Xie Lingjun hugged Shen Zhengze in his arms, leaned into his ear, and said softly.

Shen Zhengze smiled, nodded, and finally understood why Xie Lingjun always wanted to come to Yingzhou to see the big demon.

"Count me to be passionate." Shen Zhengze said cheerfully.

Xie Lingjun sensed the other party's thoughts, rested his chin on the other party's right shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's not self-indulgence."

The wind in early autumn is mild and humid, with some residual heat from summer, and it seems that it will turn cold immediately, unpredictable.

The white snow-burning lion gallops across the vast field, facing the warm wind, the white hair goes backwards.

Xie Lingjun raised his hand to hold Shen Zhengze's ponytail, smoothed it, and then smoothed it again, then pinched the end of the hair, and wrapped the long hair around his hands in circles.

"The endless lifespan should be so lonely. But I always feel that it is not boring at all, and I am very happy every moment." Xie Lingjun thought to himself.

With this thought in mind, when it happened, Shen Zhengze felt something, turned his head to look at Xie Lingjun, and smiled slightly.

In early autumn, the wind is just right.

The author has something to say: Alright, it’s really over here~

Thank you every little angel, see you soon~