Am I a scumbag?
Chapter 8
The emperor, King Lalan, was sleeping.
At four o'clock, the night is quiet.
The emperor had a huge dragon bed, and King Lan only lay on the side.
Yan Yuliang: "..."
I remember the first time I saw King Lan when I woke up, he was sleeping on the corner of the dragon bed in the same way.
Rumo's black hair fell to the floor under the bed.
Look at this man, it's really strange.
She obviously likes to touch him so much on weekdays, but she never takes advantage of him in bed.
Outside the window in mid-winter, it was still as dark as ink, without a trace of light.
Yan Yuliang lay sprawled on the dragon bed and couldn't fall asleep - on such a cold day, although the bedroom was warm, the corners of the quilt were still cold after all.
Lan Wang's hands and feet were icy and hairy.
It's winter, don't freeze his beauty...
Thinking of this, Yan Yuliang's slender fingers turned into little human legs, and lurked towards King Lan from under the quilt.
Fingertips go and go, go and go.
Quietly poked the side of Jiao Mang's sleeve which was tattooed with gold thread of Lan Wang.
In the dark night, King Lan suddenly got up.
Yan Yuliang grabbed his wrist: "Where is Aiqing going?"
In the dark night, not even the sound of breathing can be heard.
After a while, King Lan said: "Chen, go back to your bedroom."
Yan Yuliang: "Uh, I'm going to go to court in less than an hour, so where is the time to make trouble? Aiqing just needs to take a nap here. Could it be that Aiqing dislikes my quarrel?"
"..."
"No."
"How is that?"
King Lan didn't say a word, but tried his best to wrestle his sleeves from the emperor's hands.Unexpectedly, the emperor followed suit.
He was very warm, just getting close to him felt the warmth of spring and summer in the dark night.
With that warmth, the emperor laughed softly:
"Also, when Qingqing said she wanted to 'return to the palace', which palace did she want to go back to? I don't even know, so Qingqing has moved into my palace now? Where does Qingqing live? Is it... Dian Jiang palace?"
"..."
"..."
"Hahahaha, it's really a little crimson palace, not bad, Qingqing is very conscious!"
In the dark night, King Lan's arm was stiff.
Yan Yuliang hugged that arm and laughed unscrupulously, after all, it was really funny——
Dianjiang Palace, taken from "Dianjiang Lips".
From the name, one can tell that the beauty living in this palace must be a charming master.
Looking back at the previous dynasties of the Great Xia Dynasty, this palace has indeed always been the most favored and prosperous place for concubines, and it is also the closest palace to the Emperor Chuwei Palace.
Now King Lan is lucky enough to occupy Dianjiang Palace.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.Not bad not bad, suitable and suitable.
Ouch hello.
Oh my god, I was pushed down by King Lan again!
Yan Yuliang, who was pushed, was still laughing endlessly, it felt so good to be confident.
A burst of extremely cold breath hit, and the waist was pinched.
King Lan grabbed the emperor's waist tightly and hugged his whole body.
Wrapped in his arms, grinding his teeth, hugged tightly.
……
Yan Yuliang carelessly gave Lan Wang a hug.
Of course I was hugged, why not?
Whoever doesn't hug the stunning beauty is an idiot, okay?
And the beauty is fierce - Yan Yuliang recalled the scene when he was a child, when he was seven or eight years old, a group of powerful barbarian jugglers came to the palace, showing the emperor and princes a big white tiger.
The big tiger is fluffy, but it is very energetic.
But unexpectedly very docile and obedient.
Uncle Hu put his hand into the tiger's mouth, and the tiger only licked it but didn't bite it.Put the feet in, and the tiger continues to behave well.
When the man put his head in, the tiger roared, Yan Yuliang beside him couldn't help but be thrilled: "Uncle, be careful!"
Uncle Hu laughed, and took his head out of the tiger's mouth, it was still safe and sound.
Before leaving, the uncle said in broken Daxia language, please rest assured, prince, this brain ax was raised by the nesters from a young age, and it can't bite.
When he said this, the tiger had been acting coquettishly begging for a hug, really like a well-behaved big cat.
Yan Yuliang couldn't help being moved and wanted to reach out to stroke Furry, but unfortunately, his father stopped him.
As we all know, if a child fails to do something he wants to do, he must be obsessed with it when he goes back.
The second prince Yan Yuliang was lying on the bed in the bedroom that night, looking at the beams, he kept thinking, I heard that big cats are obviously fierce and can eat people, why is this one so obedient today.
This in the end is why?
Why?
Reminiscing, Yan Yuliang stretched out his hand to King Lan's back, and stroked it twice like a big cat.
King Lan gritted his teeth: "Yan! Zhao!"
The strength of the hand that strangled the emperor's waist became much stronger.
……
However useless.
It is known that all Lan Wang are big paper cats.
What's more, although King Lan strangled him, he was still carefully avoiding the unhealed wound on his body.
This is too...
The emperor couldn't help twisting his waist even more brazenly.
How can you not be proud!
Someone who looks like a fairy, but still loves and cherishes me so much, I am lucky to have a beautiful woman who treats me sincerely in my life, and I will die quickly without regret.
He stretched out his hand to play with King Lan's hair.
Hook, roll, go around.
His fingers were caught, and finally he heard King Lan sigh.
King Lan lay down beside him, seemingly a little frustrated and unwilling, and finally took him into his arms again.
"Azhao, why?"
"Ok?"
"Didn't Ah Zhao say that I don't remember anything?"
"Since I don't remember anything, why can I still understand the memorial?"
"Since I don't remember anything, why not only do I know that Pinjia City and Luojing City are across the river, and I remember that the treasury is not much money, but I also know that there is Yi River beside the capital."
"..."
This should have been a matter of death.
King Lan's voice was slightly hoarse, and the hands around the emperor's waist were icy cold.
But in fact, Yan Yuliang was about to explain this matter to him.
"My love, listen to me."
He coughed: "My amnesia, it's not that I don't remember everything, the main thing is that I don't remember people! Don't say I don't remember Aiqing, I don't even remember my own name, what my father, queen, and queen look like." Sorry."
"But there are still many things I haven't forgotten."
"For example, I still remember that I am the emperor, I remember all the things that should be remembered in the court, I remember the three provinces and six ministries, I remember counties and counties across the country, I remember the flood in Luoshui, and I remember the desert border."
"..."
"Then," King Lan asked again, "Azhao said he doesn't remember people, so why does he still remember Xi Qing from Dali Temple and Xu Qing from the Ministry of Officials?"
Yan Yuliang: "Oh, I saw these two people last night when I was approving the memorial. Their handwriting is better than others, and their political opinions are also well written, so they naturally stand out."
"Speaking of which, Qingqing must have seen these two people before. What do Qingqing think about their personalities and dispositions?"
"But they are all upright and capable ministers of my Great Xia, will they be of great use in the future?"
"..."
The dark night originally had no moonlight.
It was supposed to be the darkest hour before dawn, but the moon, covered by dark clouds, suddenly showed its face, illuminating the curtains with golden glints.
Under the moonlight, the emperor's face was open and frank.
……
The shadow of the moon moved eastward, and King Lan remained silent for a long time.
Lan Wang will believe it.
Banyan Yuliang's dragon claws are on someone's waist.
Even if you don't believe it, you are definitely not willing to continue to pursue it.He Yan Zhao is such an emperor, so he has such confidence.
After a long time, Lan Wang gently embraced him and said, "Okay."
"..."
"I will believe what Ah Zhao said."
"Go to sleep."
……
Yan Yuliang fell asleep contentedly.
It's a pity that within an hour, the morning bell was ringing loudly.
The emperor groaned in a daze, and felt reluctant to open his eyes when the beauty in his arms was gone.
A few candles were lit in the bedroom.
King Lan had quietly gotten up, and the conscientious eunuch Fuling was helping him to get dressed.
The candlelight flickered, reflecting King Lan's sharp-edged side face. He was dressed in a white tunic with a black robe, and his long black hair was loose. His appearance was really unbelievable.
Yan Yu could not take his eyes off him.
Probably it was the emperor's face full of obsession and greed, and his vigorous attitude was clearly revealed.Lan Wang frowned and closed his eyes, angry and funny.
"What are you looking at?"
Fuling fastened the inner belt for King Lan, and King Lan threw a golden palace comb directly onto the dragon bed.
Yan Yuliang recovered and caught it, and King Lan had already sat down beside him
The black hair was scattered on the dragon bed like splashing ink in an instant.He gave the emperor a cold look: "Tie your hair with me."
Yan Yuliang: "...Huh?"
Squinting red-clothed Fuling: "...Huh?"
Fu Ling: "Hey, Master really likes to joke, how can His Majesty comb someone's hair?"
Not to mention whether the regent ordered the emperor to comb his hair is presumptuous or not, whether it will be specially criticized by later historians.
Just say that the dignified emperor opened his mouth and stretched out his hands beforehand, how could he comb his hair?
Lan Wang: "If you don't know it, you can learn it."
Fuling: "..."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
The dignified son of heaven picked up the heavy golden silk palace comb.
Well, today I will learn this new skill.If one day King Lan really seeks power to usurp the throne, if he escapes from the palace by chance, he can go under the overpass to make a living for others.
Comb comb, comb comb.
Yan Yuliang was wise and mighty, it was the first time for someone to comb someone's hair, and he didn't find it difficult.
Lan Wang's black hair is very beautiful and cool, and it feels silky and smooth, and it is brushed to the end.
The eunuch Fuling was also a well-behaved and sensible person. Although he didn't speak a word the whole time, his eyes were always teaching the emperor how to comb.
Yan Yuliang picked up the jade belt that tied her hair.
so?
Fuling narrowed his eyes even more, shook his head slightly and raised his chin.
That's it?
Fuling nodded, Your Majesty is holy!
The emperor understood and was clever, so he even fastened the complicated jade belt in one go.After buttoning, look left and right, Wang Lan's temples are clean and handsome, which makes him handsome and majestic.
Really good!
Fuling brought a small bronze mirror.
Lan Wang frowned when he saw it in the mirror.Perseveringly, Yan Yu's eyes were sharp, and he clearly saw that although Lan Wang tried his best to frown, he couldn't hide his lips slightly, as if he was smiling!He was right!
It's a pity that that momentary glimpse was too short-lived.
Yan Yuliang didn't see enough.Just as he was about to buy another smile, Lan Wang grabbed his wrist and looked at him with clear eyes.
"Be nice and do nothing, rape or steal."
"Azhao is so obedient, what do you want in exchange for me?"
Yan Yuliang: "..." This is a bit unreasonable.
Didn't you ask me to comb your hair? !How did it become that I have nothing to do to be courteous? Either rape or steal.
King Lan looked at him, and he looked at King Lan.
After staring wide-eyed for a while, Yan Yuliang had a headache.
She really deserves to be a great beauty who has the ability to fight wits and bravery with the emperor, and finally successfully imprison the emperor!Really understand him very well!
Emperor Jin Yu also had no choice but to keep people secret.
"Qingqing, cough, I do... have something I've been wanting to discuss with you."
"You see, I am amnesiac after all, and it's not a solution in the long run."
"So I thought, since I can't remember it, I might as well rebuild it again."
"So if King Lan is free... why don't you show me the manuscripts of the history books of this dynasty and the emperor's daily life notes? I promise to read every word in detail and restore my memory as soon as possible!"
"..."
As soon as these words came out, King Lan's eyes suddenly turned cold.
Completely restrained the softness just now.
Yan Yuliang: Very good, I knew he was unwilling to give it.
But I continue not to panic.
The big deal is soft and hard.I am such a man who is aboveboard and dares to ask for anything!
At four o'clock, the night is quiet.
The emperor had a huge dragon bed, and King Lan only lay on the side.
Yan Yuliang: "..."
I remember the first time I saw King Lan when I woke up, he was sleeping on the corner of the dragon bed in the same way.
Rumo's black hair fell to the floor under the bed.
Look at this man, it's really strange.
She obviously likes to touch him so much on weekdays, but she never takes advantage of him in bed.
Outside the window in mid-winter, it was still as dark as ink, without a trace of light.
Yan Yuliang lay sprawled on the dragon bed and couldn't fall asleep - on such a cold day, although the bedroom was warm, the corners of the quilt were still cold after all.
Lan Wang's hands and feet were icy and hairy.
It's winter, don't freeze his beauty...
Thinking of this, Yan Yuliang's slender fingers turned into little human legs, and lurked towards King Lan from under the quilt.
Fingertips go and go, go and go.
Quietly poked the side of Jiao Mang's sleeve which was tattooed with gold thread of Lan Wang.
In the dark night, King Lan suddenly got up.
Yan Yuliang grabbed his wrist: "Where is Aiqing going?"
In the dark night, not even the sound of breathing can be heard.
After a while, King Lan said: "Chen, go back to your bedroom."
Yan Yuliang: "Uh, I'm going to go to court in less than an hour, so where is the time to make trouble? Aiqing just needs to take a nap here. Could it be that Aiqing dislikes my quarrel?"
"..."
"No."
"How is that?"
King Lan didn't say a word, but tried his best to wrestle his sleeves from the emperor's hands.Unexpectedly, the emperor followed suit.
He was very warm, just getting close to him felt the warmth of spring and summer in the dark night.
With that warmth, the emperor laughed softly:
"Also, when Qingqing said she wanted to 'return to the palace', which palace did she want to go back to? I don't even know, so Qingqing has moved into my palace now? Where does Qingqing live? Is it... Dian Jiang palace?"
"..."
"..."
"Hahahaha, it's really a little crimson palace, not bad, Qingqing is very conscious!"
In the dark night, King Lan's arm was stiff.
Yan Yuliang hugged that arm and laughed unscrupulously, after all, it was really funny——
Dianjiang Palace, taken from "Dianjiang Lips".
From the name, one can tell that the beauty living in this palace must be a charming master.
Looking back at the previous dynasties of the Great Xia Dynasty, this palace has indeed always been the most favored and prosperous place for concubines, and it is also the closest palace to the Emperor Chuwei Palace.
Now King Lan is lucky enough to occupy Dianjiang Palace.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.Not bad not bad, suitable and suitable.
Ouch hello.
Oh my god, I was pushed down by King Lan again!
Yan Yuliang, who was pushed, was still laughing endlessly, it felt so good to be confident.
A burst of extremely cold breath hit, and the waist was pinched.
King Lan grabbed the emperor's waist tightly and hugged his whole body.
Wrapped in his arms, grinding his teeth, hugged tightly.
……
Yan Yuliang carelessly gave Lan Wang a hug.
Of course I was hugged, why not?
Whoever doesn't hug the stunning beauty is an idiot, okay?
And the beauty is fierce - Yan Yuliang recalled the scene when he was a child, when he was seven or eight years old, a group of powerful barbarian jugglers came to the palace, showing the emperor and princes a big white tiger.
The big tiger is fluffy, but it is very energetic.
But unexpectedly very docile and obedient.
Uncle Hu put his hand into the tiger's mouth, and the tiger only licked it but didn't bite it.Put the feet in, and the tiger continues to behave well.
When the man put his head in, the tiger roared, Yan Yuliang beside him couldn't help but be thrilled: "Uncle, be careful!"
Uncle Hu laughed, and took his head out of the tiger's mouth, it was still safe and sound.
Before leaving, the uncle said in broken Daxia language, please rest assured, prince, this brain ax was raised by the nesters from a young age, and it can't bite.
When he said this, the tiger had been acting coquettishly begging for a hug, really like a well-behaved big cat.
Yan Yuliang couldn't help being moved and wanted to reach out to stroke Furry, but unfortunately, his father stopped him.
As we all know, if a child fails to do something he wants to do, he must be obsessed with it when he goes back.
The second prince Yan Yuliang was lying on the bed in the bedroom that night, looking at the beams, he kept thinking, I heard that big cats are obviously fierce and can eat people, why is this one so obedient today.
This in the end is why?
Why?
Reminiscing, Yan Yuliang stretched out his hand to King Lan's back, and stroked it twice like a big cat.
King Lan gritted his teeth: "Yan! Zhao!"
The strength of the hand that strangled the emperor's waist became much stronger.
……
However useless.
It is known that all Lan Wang are big paper cats.
What's more, although King Lan strangled him, he was still carefully avoiding the unhealed wound on his body.
This is too...
The emperor couldn't help twisting his waist even more brazenly.
How can you not be proud!
Someone who looks like a fairy, but still loves and cherishes me so much, I am lucky to have a beautiful woman who treats me sincerely in my life, and I will die quickly without regret.
He stretched out his hand to play with King Lan's hair.
Hook, roll, go around.
His fingers were caught, and finally he heard King Lan sigh.
King Lan lay down beside him, seemingly a little frustrated and unwilling, and finally took him into his arms again.
"Azhao, why?"
"Ok?"
"Didn't Ah Zhao say that I don't remember anything?"
"Since I don't remember anything, why can I still understand the memorial?"
"Since I don't remember anything, why not only do I know that Pinjia City and Luojing City are across the river, and I remember that the treasury is not much money, but I also know that there is Yi River beside the capital."
"..."
This should have been a matter of death.
King Lan's voice was slightly hoarse, and the hands around the emperor's waist were icy cold.
But in fact, Yan Yuliang was about to explain this matter to him.
"My love, listen to me."
He coughed: "My amnesia, it's not that I don't remember everything, the main thing is that I don't remember people! Don't say I don't remember Aiqing, I don't even remember my own name, what my father, queen, and queen look like." Sorry."
"But there are still many things I haven't forgotten."
"For example, I still remember that I am the emperor, I remember all the things that should be remembered in the court, I remember the three provinces and six ministries, I remember counties and counties across the country, I remember the flood in Luoshui, and I remember the desert border."
"..."
"Then," King Lan asked again, "Azhao said he doesn't remember people, so why does he still remember Xi Qing from Dali Temple and Xu Qing from the Ministry of Officials?"
Yan Yuliang: "Oh, I saw these two people last night when I was approving the memorial. Their handwriting is better than others, and their political opinions are also well written, so they naturally stand out."
"Speaking of which, Qingqing must have seen these two people before. What do Qingqing think about their personalities and dispositions?"
"But they are all upright and capable ministers of my Great Xia, will they be of great use in the future?"
"..."
The dark night originally had no moonlight.
It was supposed to be the darkest hour before dawn, but the moon, covered by dark clouds, suddenly showed its face, illuminating the curtains with golden glints.
Under the moonlight, the emperor's face was open and frank.
……
The shadow of the moon moved eastward, and King Lan remained silent for a long time.
Lan Wang will believe it.
Banyan Yuliang's dragon claws are on someone's waist.
Even if you don't believe it, you are definitely not willing to continue to pursue it.He Yan Zhao is such an emperor, so he has such confidence.
After a long time, Lan Wang gently embraced him and said, "Okay."
"..."
"I will believe what Ah Zhao said."
"Go to sleep."
……
Yan Yuliang fell asleep contentedly.
It's a pity that within an hour, the morning bell was ringing loudly.
The emperor groaned in a daze, and felt reluctant to open his eyes when the beauty in his arms was gone.
A few candles were lit in the bedroom.
King Lan had quietly gotten up, and the conscientious eunuch Fuling was helping him to get dressed.
The candlelight flickered, reflecting King Lan's sharp-edged side face. He was dressed in a white tunic with a black robe, and his long black hair was loose. His appearance was really unbelievable.
Yan Yu could not take his eyes off him.
Probably it was the emperor's face full of obsession and greed, and his vigorous attitude was clearly revealed.Lan Wang frowned and closed his eyes, angry and funny.
"What are you looking at?"
Fuling fastened the inner belt for King Lan, and King Lan threw a golden palace comb directly onto the dragon bed.
Yan Yuliang recovered and caught it, and King Lan had already sat down beside him
The black hair was scattered on the dragon bed like splashing ink in an instant.He gave the emperor a cold look: "Tie your hair with me."
Yan Yuliang: "...Huh?"
Squinting red-clothed Fuling: "...Huh?"
Fu Ling: "Hey, Master really likes to joke, how can His Majesty comb someone's hair?"
Not to mention whether the regent ordered the emperor to comb his hair is presumptuous or not, whether it will be specially criticized by later historians.
Just say that the dignified emperor opened his mouth and stretched out his hands beforehand, how could he comb his hair?
Lan Wang: "If you don't know it, you can learn it."
Fuling: "..."
Yan Yuliang: "..."
The dignified son of heaven picked up the heavy golden silk palace comb.
Well, today I will learn this new skill.If one day King Lan really seeks power to usurp the throne, if he escapes from the palace by chance, he can go under the overpass to make a living for others.
Comb comb, comb comb.
Yan Yuliang was wise and mighty, it was the first time for someone to comb someone's hair, and he didn't find it difficult.
Lan Wang's black hair is very beautiful and cool, and it feels silky and smooth, and it is brushed to the end.
The eunuch Fuling was also a well-behaved and sensible person. Although he didn't speak a word the whole time, his eyes were always teaching the emperor how to comb.
Yan Yuliang picked up the jade belt that tied her hair.
so?
Fuling narrowed his eyes even more, shook his head slightly and raised his chin.
That's it?
Fuling nodded, Your Majesty is holy!
The emperor understood and was clever, so he even fastened the complicated jade belt in one go.After buttoning, look left and right, Wang Lan's temples are clean and handsome, which makes him handsome and majestic.
Really good!
Fuling brought a small bronze mirror.
Lan Wang frowned when he saw it in the mirror.Perseveringly, Yan Yu's eyes were sharp, and he clearly saw that although Lan Wang tried his best to frown, he couldn't hide his lips slightly, as if he was smiling!He was right!
It's a pity that that momentary glimpse was too short-lived.
Yan Yuliang didn't see enough.Just as he was about to buy another smile, Lan Wang grabbed his wrist and looked at him with clear eyes.
"Be nice and do nothing, rape or steal."
"Azhao is so obedient, what do you want in exchange for me?"
Yan Yuliang: "..." This is a bit unreasonable.
Didn't you ask me to comb your hair? !How did it become that I have nothing to do to be courteous? Either rape or steal.
King Lan looked at him, and he looked at King Lan.
After staring wide-eyed for a while, Yan Yuliang had a headache.
She really deserves to be a great beauty who has the ability to fight wits and bravery with the emperor, and finally successfully imprison the emperor!Really understand him very well!
Emperor Jin Yu also had no choice but to keep people secret.
"Qingqing, cough, I do... have something I've been wanting to discuss with you."
"You see, I am amnesiac after all, and it's not a solution in the long run."
"So I thought, since I can't remember it, I might as well rebuild it again."
"So if King Lan is free... why don't you show me the manuscripts of the history books of this dynasty and the emperor's daily life notes? I promise to read every word in detail and restore my memory as soon as possible!"
"..."
As soon as these words came out, King Lan's eyes suddenly turned cold.
Completely restrained the softness just now.
Yan Yuliang: Very good, I knew he was unwilling to give it.
But I continue not to panic.
The big deal is soft and hard.I am such a man who is aboveboard and dares to ask for anything!
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