Am I a scumbag?

Chapter 26 The hot spring water is slippery, I wash it~

That night, Yan Yuliang sent Xi Qing out with a smile, until Xi Xingjian's tall and straight figure disappeared into the deep night of the palace.

King Lan: "Your Majesty, it's cold at the gate of the palace, go back to the house earlier."

There are many guards at the gate of the palace, all of them stare straight ahead like wooden men.

A few wind lanterns, backlighted King Lan's handsome side face, with a gleam floating in his clear eyes.

Such a beautiful view.

However, Yan Yuliang knew clearly that if this person called him "Your Majesty" respectfully, nothing good would happen!

Sure enough, after returning to the house, the powerful officials picked up the dog emperor and went back to continue, continue, admire, and draw.

Yan Yuliang recalled a time when the person serving him was neither King Lan nor Yunfei Ying'er. Although he didn't remember the appearance of that person, he clearly remembered that person sighed: "If your Majesty's painting gets out, , it will damage your reputation..."

His paintings are so ugly.

At this moment, King Lan had a good time to rest, with his hands behind his back and his eyes squinted, he admired the indecent "Wind Flowing Out of Bath" by Lan Wang for a long time.

"Your Majesty is really exquisite. The one on the wall is even better than the one that His Majesty bestowed upon me."

The only person in the world who has praised his paintings.

Yan Yuliang kept smiling: "Qingqing likes it, just take it away."

"Since this is the case, it is better to obey orders than to be respectful. Fuling, take it down."

Yan Yuliang: "If Aiqing is happy, I will draw a few more and present them to Aiqing for collection, so that they can be handed down to future generations, and they can also shine on the lintel of the family."

King Lan turned his head, squinted his phoenix eyes and looked at him, without being annoyed, he just said: "It's a pity that I don't have much talent and learning, and I can't understand the poem drawn by Your Majesty. I hope Your Majesty can enlighten me."

"..."

"read."

"Azhao wrote it himself, read it to me."

"........."

He shouldn't be so stubborn, he must fight King Lan.

It was night, in the dead of night, and the poetry in Chuwei Palace was loud.

Recently, the emperor has no living person around him, so Fuling sometimes asks Ying'er to help record the emperor's daily life.

Today's Daily Note: On February 11th, [-]th year of Jinyu, the Emperor and King Lan hosted a banquet for Xi Qing. After the banquet, the Emperor and King Lan enjoyed the painting.

Yan Yuliang finally understood how the daily routine of "King Lan staying overnight in the Imperial Palace" of harmony and beauty came about!

Yes, what day would it not be beautiful to write like this?Obviously, it should be written "Rebellious ministers and thieves imprisoned and bullied the emperor, and forced the emperor to read obscene poems aloud more than [-] times for the sake of looking at the painting"!

After reading it more than twenty times, the painting was finally wrapped up by Fuling.

Out of sight, out of sight, Yan Yuliang breathed a sigh of relief.

Never thought.

Parrot: "Quack—I and King Lan take off our battle robes! Quack—I and King Lan spend the spring evening."

"During the Spring Festival! Spending the Spring Festival!"

Yan Yuliang: "..."

That's all, how can I not get my shoes wet when I often walk by the river.Fortunately, small flaws cannot conceal great achievements. Today, the dog emperor is generally loved and successful in various ways.

Thinking about it, the foot suddenly lightened.

Anyway, he is also a handsome young man with a tall body and strong bones.Unexpectedly, he was hugged by Lan Wang with his arms around his waist.

Or pick it up.

Emperor Jin Yu: "Ai Qing, is this going to...?"

"The moonlight is just right. Since Your Majesty has recited so many times 'the hot spring water slides through the spring night', it is better to be respectful than obedient."

Parrot: "Gah—Azhao idiot. Spend the Spring Festival! Spend the Spring Festival!"

The sound of the palace door being unlocked.

In the air, the remaining coldness of the wind and snow hits the face, refreshing the heart and spleen.

Yan Yuliang instantly tensed up.

……

The moon is crooked, silver gray everywhere.

Even though it was the middle of the night and he was still being carried by King Lan and couldn't touch the ground, Yan Yuliang's eyes were slowly full of unspeakable brightness and excitement!

I actually went out.

After so long, I finally!It was the first time I left the palace gate of Chuwei Palace!

Happiness comes too suddenly.

... I want to be calm, I want to be calm!What did I say before?Just know that one day it will come out.I really predicted things like a god.

The carriage drove slowly along the palace road.

There was no one there at night, and occasionally someone patrolled by with a lantern, and they saw that Lan Wang's car was driving far away.

The chariots and horses grunted.Yan Yuliang's dragon claws clung tightly to the curtain all the way, wishing he could poke his head out and shout, "Look, I'm coming out tonight, ahahahaha".

Lan Wang looked at his smug look coldly all the way.

After a while, the dog emperor finally hid his excitement and obediently sat up to meditate.After sitting for a while, his eyes became strange again.

Zhuang Qingqu: "Azhao, what are you looking at?"

He followed the emperor's gaze and looked down.

Yan Yuliang was staring straight at... the tabby socks on his feet that were accidentally exposed from under the hem of the gold-woven black clothes when he took off his boots and sat gracefully on the floor in the carriage.

Zhuang Qingqu's face turned black instantly.

Suddenly the carriage jolted, and the emperor jumped forward, unable to sit still.

"..."

"Yan! Zhao!" He gritted his teeth.

"Ai Qing, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to bump the carriage!"

Didn't mean to pinch it?

Also squeezed twice? ? ?

Good, good, good.It seems that some people are really not afraid to swim with his hot spring water today, spring and night!

……

After the chariots and horses drove for a stick of incense, the place arrived.

The main palace of the Daxia Palace originally had three main halls, eighteen side halls, as well as the imperial garden of the inner court and the outer court, and the martial arts arena, etc., which is already very large.In addition, there is a royal garden behind the palace that can't be walked for a day.

A towering Wochun Mountain, next to the deep emerald green forest and Butterfly Valley, the trickling Zhaohua River flows into a Wangjingchi Lake.The nearby mountain temple towers are full of courtyards.

The emperor got out of the carriage, and in front of him was the Tangquan Palace mentioned in the "Notes on Living".After changing clothes, we went to the hot spring along the winding corridor.The snow on the eaves outside the spring water has not yet melted, and the heat is dense in the warmth.

In such a cold winter and spring, bathing before going to bed is absolutely a blessing in the world.

Yan Yuliang was not too polite, he tied his ponytail hastily, cheered and jumped down happily.

Zhuang Qingqu didn't even have time to give him a hand.

"Oh, it's hot! It's hot!"

Zhuang Qingqu laughed angrily.It's so cold outside, wouldn't it be hot to jump in suddenly?

Stupid, let it burn to death.

……

In the middle of the night, Tangquan Palace is brightly lit.

His Majesty and King Lan haven't been here for a long time, a bunch of servants are all in high spirits, busy making beds and folding quilts.

In the hot spring, the warm and drenched Emperor is thinking of a hundred ideas to lure King Lan into the water.

He never expected that someone would bring him to bathe, but he would refuse to come down on the shore.

Instead, he simmered oranges and hot spring eggs for him leisurely on the hot stone by the pool.

... But, I really want to see the picture of the beauty coming out of the bath!

The beauty is good at serving me, she washes my hair and rubs her old loofah with one hand.Are you sure it's not playing hard to get?

Yan Yuliang really wanted to ask Lan Wang, Aiqing, do you know that your face, which was originally pale and bleeding because of the hot air, was dyed a nice light red.

And, letting my long hair loose like this really hooks me, it will definitely look better when it is wet.

The dog emperor was so dazed that he secretly poked and even wanted to use force to drag King Lan directly out of the hot spring.

But what he was facing was the Hussar General, so how could it be possible for him to succeed so easily.

After several tricks failed, Yan Yuliang reluctantly said: "Qingqing! Come here, it's warm down here."

Zhuang Qingqu said nothing, and peeled the oranges.

Yan Yuliang splashed water on him.

Yan Yuliang: "Oh, it's a shame, Ai Qing saw all my happy moments. Ai Qing didn't even show me my ankles."

Zhuang Qingqu continued to ignore him, and just stuffed him with a sweet orange.

The emperor chewed, chewed, and swallowed.

Lying on the stone with half-exposed shoulders, her forehead hair was pulled up with wet hands, her eyes changed, black and bright, full of pride, and she changed the subject.

"Hey, Lan Lan, do you think I performed well at the dinner party today? Xi Xingjian never doubted me at all."

……

This is what Yan Yuliang wanted.

The emperor lost his memory, and this is a big deal.If it is spread to those with malicious intentions, it is hard to guarantee that rumors will not spread and cause disasters.

Fortunately, Yunfei Yinger is timid and Fuling has a tight mouth.Although the guard at the gate heard him howl a few times, he didn't know the truth at all.

Apart from them, Xi Xingjian was the only foreign minister that Yan Yuliang had met in the past few days.

twice.

The first time was short, but the second time he acted well.

The two inspections by Xi Xing did not find anything wrong with him.

That's it!

If you deceive one Xi Qing, it will be just as interesting to deceive other ministers in the future.

"Of course, I didn't reveal my secrets today, and it all depends on Qingqing's help during the banquet to supplement harmony."

The moonlight was faint, and Yan Yuliang's fingertips dipped in hot water were playing with Lan Wang's long hair.

"Then, from now on, I will have to rely on Qingqing. Ah——Qingqing, hot spring eggs! I want to take a bite of hot spring eggs too."

He raised his head and opened his mouth handsomely, waiting to be fed.But King Lan is so smart, how could he be fooled by his little trick.

"after?"

Yan Yuliang: "Yeah, in the future. Qingqing, ah, I want to eat."

"after?"

"My hot spring egg!"

King Lan narrowed his eyes and almost crushed the eggshell: "How many more 'later's' does Ah Zhao want?"

Yan Zhao really deserves to be Yan Zhao.If one doesn't pay attention, the wishful thinking will be slapped.

Still smiling!

after?after!So this is a plan to invite Xi Qing today, and invite others tomorrow, just stay at home like this one by one, but invite civil and military officials from the Manchu Dynasty again?

very good.Step by step, moisten things silently.This person really hasn't changed at all!

She was confident and scheming like a sea, but she still hugged his waist with her wet arms with a shy face!

Still hugging, no hugging!

"Qingqing," the dog emperor is a dog, and he will not let go of him if he hugs him.

"Listen to me first, don't get angry, and see if what I said makes sense—it's spring, and it's going to warm up soon."

"I haven't been to the festival this winter, I'm afraid I'm already panicking. If I don't show my face at the Huachao Festival after the spring, isn't it too unreasonable?"

"In the previous Hua Dynasty, I personally threw flowers and red envelopes down the city tower to have fun with the people."

"Not to mention waiting until April, when officials from all over the country come to Beijing to report on their duties as usual, there is no reason for me to continue to say that I am sick."

"Qingqing, I definitely don't have any selfish intentions."

"I'm also thinking about Qingqing's reputation. Think about it, when I stand on the tower, the people in the capital will all see it. Wouldn't the rumors that you imprisoned the emperor all day long and cover the sky with your hands be self-defeating? "

"All the ministers in the court can also see that you and I are in harmony, and they will gradually understand that there will be no more suspicions and party disputes.

There is no doubt anymore, and we will work together from now on. "

"Qingqing is dedicated to the country, and I definitely hope that all the ministers can work together, show their strengths, have no party disputes, and govern the country and the people. Qingqing, don't you think so?"

As he spoke, he quietly grasped Lan Wang's sleeve with his fingertips.

The dog emperor's nature is hard to change, and he has a long look at Shu.

No matter how beautiful the moonlight is, the beauties are also beautiful, but the dragon jio was stretched out on the verge of danger without paying attention.

Of course, he also knew that seeing the courtiers and leaving the palace today, King Lan should be more benevolent and should not be greedy anymore.

So it's just a test, and if it doesn't work, it will be withdrawn.

"Cough, it's fine if you don't agree, just pretend I didn't say anything. Hey, I'm not in a hurry to go out, so I can just sit in the palace and wait for Qing Qing to come to court every day. The Flower Festival is not as good-looking as Qing Qing anyway..."

"Azhao."

"..."

"You," Lan Wang whispered, "let me think about it."

Yan Yuliang: "Ah? What? Oh, Qingqing is slow to think. You see, I wet your sleeves. Is it cold? Let's go to bed after eating the oranges, okay?"

"Ah."

The moonlight was faint, and Yan Yuliang couldn't see Wang Lan's expression clearly at the moment, but he heard that the voice was not in the right mood.

but why?

He remembered that when he talked about the world being a public a few days ago, he must have seen the moving light in Lan Wang's eyes.

King Lan likes dogs. The emperor is diligent in government, loves the people, and cares about the country.

So what did he say wrong this time?

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