Am I a scumbag?

Yan Yuliang's memory is vague.

But Wu Yiwei Zhuo Ziang will never forget what happened last night in his whole life!

Zhuo Ziang is eighteen years old, and the rich young master has no worries about food and clothing.It was entirely because of dissatisfaction with the emperor and admiration for King Lan that he asked himself to be the Wuyiwei.

Zhuo Ziang's complaints about the current emperor began two years ago.

The Zhuo family sells vinegar in the West Market of the capital city, and the Liao family sells wine across the street. Zhuo Ziang and Mr. Liao grew up together, but he did not expect that Mr. Liao suddenly passed the imperial examination to become an official the year before last.

The Liao family was very proud of themselves, they put up lanterns and festoons and set off cannons for several days.When Mr. Liao returned home, everyone congratulated him, and his official uniform was very attractive.

Zhuo Ziang didn't like reading since he was a child, but seeing how young Master Liao looked like a dog, he couldn't help being envious.I also remembered some stories from the previous dynasty. I heard that if you have money, you can buy an official?

The most important thing in his family is money, and he wants to wear that official uniform.

It is said that having money can turn ghosts around.Unexpectedly, Emperor Jinyu governed Shi Qingming, and even if he had money, he could not buy an official position!

Zhuo Ziang returned angrily, and drank with a group of wealthy businessmen to soothe his sorrows.During the meeting, everyone complained a lot. They all said that the so-called emperor Jin Yu was so wise in his ten years of reign. He also saw the government helping the victims of disasters, benefiting the poor, subsidizing poor students, and adopting the orphans of warriors...

"But what about us? Wealthy people haven't seen any benefit after all these years."

"That's right! I don't care how much money my father donated for this flood. Without your father and my father, I don't know how many victims would starve to death. Such a great contribution and kindness can't help me find an official in the yamen Half-time?"

"The rule set by the dog emperor is to collect so much money from our family every year, but to support those poor orphans and children from poor families to study!"

"I don't know that our family business is also run by parents with a small capital, selling goods with integrity, and accumulating step by step. It is not a strong wind. How can the government take the lead in 'robbing the rich and helping the poor'?"

After a meal of wine, Zhuo Ziang became more and more dissatisfied with the current emperor.

It is widely rumored among the people that King Lan is also dissatisfied with the emperor, and he has a good impression of the "rival" of the Tian family.

In the past ten years, Zhuang Qingqu, king of Lan, fought in the north and the south, regained the lost land, and his achievements are well known to everyone in Daxia.Such a hussar general who is good at fighting has mixed reputations among the people. In addition to his severe punishments and harsh laws, there are always rumors that he has great achievements and ambitions.

But because of this rumor, Zhuo Ziang became even more devoted to King Lan!

Treason!Lan Wang quickly seeks rebellion and kills the dog emperor!

In this way, he will work with King Lan while he is young, and he might be able to become a founding father and an extremely personable minister by then!

Zhuo Ziang told his parents all these small thoughts in one go, and in return his father picked up the vinegar jar on the spot and beat him so that he ran around the room.

That night, the lights in the parents' room remained on for a long time.

The old man sighed, an idiot and an unfilial son is young and nonsense, and he can't live a good life with a wealthy and idle person, but he is looking forward to chaos in the world!

His mother sighed, that's all, we can't control Nizi, it's better to send him to the Wuyiwei to study.

Zhuo Ziang: What training?

Parents are old and pedantic.All day long, I know the old clichés, such as "our family lives a good life relying on vinegar sales in the peaceful and prosperous age", and "Jinyu Zhongxing, orderly, no more wars, people live in peace, and thank the emperor for his kindness every day".

I don't even think about how much money the dog emperor has robbed our family in the past ten years? ?

Don't even think about the chances for your son to get ahead in peacetime?

You must know that heroes come out of troubled times, and wealth and wealth are sought in danger!

Zhuo Ziang aspires to become the most capable Wuyiwei around King Lan, and makes a career for his parents to see.Wu Yiwei's uniform is also good-looking, and King Lan's taste is better than Emperor Dog's.

Ever since he became Wu Yiwei, Zhuo Ziang has worked hard.

When he should not be on duty, he should actively watch, and when he should not be involved in the case, he should work overtime to collect intelligence.

It coincided with four months ago that the emperor was seriously injured and King Lan took over the government, and people in the capital were panicked.Only Zhuo Ziang was extremely proud, saying that hahahaha finally changed.

It is just around the corner to make contributions, and work around the clock.

Hard work pays off.

Followed Dali Temple Minister without sleep in the middle of the night, but he broke through. A group of high-ranking officials in the capital conspired late at night and talked bad things about King Lan behind his back!He took a pen on the spot, and wrote down the time, place, and characters in detail!unambiguous evidence!

Although Wu Yiwei is not of high grade, he has a special badge for entering the palace.

That night, Zhuo Ziang drove straight in with the secret report in his hand.

He ran into Eunuch Fuling on the way, and hurriedly described the matter with more details.

Fu Ling: "Understood."

Zhuo Ziang: "This matter is urgent, we must report to King Lan immediately!"

Fuling: "King Lan has already fallen asleep, tomorrow."

Zhuo Ziang: "But father-in-law!"

Although Fuling is King Lan's personal eunuch, Wuyiwei is not actually under Fuling's management.

Su Xu, the leader of the black guards, is currently working in northern Xinjiang.

Zhuo Ziang remembered that Boss Su and this Fuling had always been at odds. Before, when he was drunk in private, the boss murmured: "Beside King Lan, hiccup, there must be a spy sent by the dog emperor to follow. I hate that I am incompetent. After so many years, I have been arrested. not come out."

"I don't think that dead eunuch looks like a good thing! One day, I'll grab his eunuch by the tail..."

Right now, the dead eunuch refuses to pass on such a big deal, which shows that there is indeed a problem!

Zhuo Ziang was young and energetic, he yelled regardless.

"His Royal Highness Lan! Report to His Royal Highness Lan that his subordinates discovered that high-ranking officials in the capital conspired to usurp overnight! The matter is urgent! Among them are Dali Temple Qing Xi Xingjian, Ministry of Officials Sealing Department Xu Zizhen, and many officials from the Imperial Academy. People from General Xiahou! We have to investigate!"

……

Being proclaimed into the Chu Wei Palace, Zhuo Ziang was very excited.

Under the candlelight, Lan Wang's blue hair hangs loose, sharp and lazy.This was the first time that Zhuo Ziang saw King Lan so close, and it was also the first time that King Lan looked at him and talked to him!

Good luck today, I showed my face in front of my master.

In the future, if the master kicks the dog emperor off his throne, he will at least be a...

Unexpectedly, King Lan stretched out a hand behind his back.

"Well, Qingqing... sleepy, go to sleep. Huh—"

Zhuo Ziang: "?!?!"

It was a man with a slightly hoarse voice.

It is also a man's slender fingers.

His Royal Highness Lan Wang, whom he admired and admired the most, turned out to be!Sleeping with a man in the middle of the night?Although Zhuo Ziang had never heard of Lan Wang marrying a wife, he had never heard of Lan Wang being fond of men, either? !

He tried to restrain his mind.

It can't be said to be a blow.After all, although everyone in Daxia is knowledgeable, law-abiding, and elegant, the atmosphere is quite open.It is not surprising that men like men, and some places have even become a kind of "elegant". There is also a "Rabbit Restaurant" not far from his vinegar shop. He was curious to go there with a friend a few years ago.

The rabbit men all look quite juicy, and they don't feel particularly uncomfortable.

It's just that I don't know the person on King Lan's bed...

The young man knew he shouldn't be spying, but he couldn't help being curious, so he took a sneak peek.

Well, Lan Wang's rabbits are quite different from those in the Rabbit House!

She is not petite, petite, rouge and powdered and quiet like a woman, but she has that kind of handsome, unruly and suave appearance.

The rabbit urged: "Qingqing, sleep!"

"It's not a natural disaster or a civil uprising. What can a few civil servants conspire in the middle of the night to accomplish? I'm sleepy, and you're tired too. We'll talk about it tomorrow."

Zhuo Ziang exploded, and the third-rank officials in the capital gathered together to plot rebellion. What do you know, you rabbit, you are not in a hurry!

But wait, wait a minute.

What did he call himself just now?

I? ! ? !

Zhuo Ziang was completely dumbfounded.

When being dragged out by the dead eunuch, he looked back with a look of astonishment, his eyes tearing open.

He had never seen the Son of Heaven before, and he didn't know if he really looked like this.

But if this person is really the emperor, then why is the emperor on King Lan's bed in the middle of the night?Aren't they two in the same situation, immortal?

When the person was dragged to the door, Yan Yu said coolly: "Fu Ling, wait a minute."

"This person looks young and ignorant, just educate him. Remember to tell the other Wuyiwei in the future, don't look for Qingqing in the middle of the night if you have nothing to do. Qingqing is not in good health, so you have to let him sleep all night Only then."

After finishing speaking, he said to Zhuo Ziang: "Look at you. The young man is suffering like a black-eyed chicken, and the black-eyed guard is not a black-eyed guard. Go back and go to bed early, be good."

"..."

Zhuo Ziang staggered after being reprimanded by Fu Ling.

When I met a colleague who was watching the night: "What's wrong with you?"

"No, it's fine."

Speaking of which, what did the emperor call King Lan just now? !

He shouted, kiss, kiss? ? ?

The colleague glanced in the direction of Chuwei Palace, with a face of "I understand": "You used to think that King Lan and His Majesty were rivals, didn't you? You were surprised? It's okay, it's okay, you will get used to it in the future."

Zhuo Ziang: "..."

"Otherwise, why do you think our Boss Su went to northern Xinjiang and refused to come back for three whole months?"

"It's just to make Prince Lan angry."

"At that time, the emperor was seriously injured and dying, and the northern army was all in the hands of King Lan. Boss Su was almost forced to die for such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Who would have thought that King Lan would be obsessed with His Majesty and self-destruct his future, and would not let anyone touch the emperor if he hugged him. I can't persuade you!"

Zhuo Ziang: "..."

Early the next morning, Zhuo Ziang's parents were having breakfast with He Meimei when they saw their son stumbling in like a wandering ghost.

Normally, he is full of air, but at this moment he is like a drowned chicken that has completely lost its feathers.

Father: "Wan'er, you really have the foresight, and asking him to join the Black Clothes Guards is really hard work! Nizi should be hardened more, if I knew it, I would send him there sooner!"

The mother lowered her eyes: "Ang'er was born in a peaceful and prosperous age. He has never suffered from fine clothes and food since he was a child. It is a bit condescending. If he has experienced the bleak situation of you and me when we were young, he can see the recovery of the national fortune in Great Xia today, Jing Xu is prosperous, and I will never be so ignorant because I will be grateful for the blessings of the Heavenly Family every day."

Father: "This kid has been naughty since he was a child, and he was just ignorant and incompetent when he went to Fangjiewa. He actually listened to the arrangement of those rascals and believed that King Lan was plotting a rebellion."

Mother: "Your Majesty and King Lan are the rare and dedicated helpers and models of monarchs and ministers. They will be famous in history in the future. Ang'er will understand that one day when he stays in Wuyiwei."

"Forget it, don't mention Nizi, Madam eats vegetables."

"Master eats vegetables. We will open a new branch next month..."

……

On such a morning when a couple of wealthy households in the capital discussed their business at the dinner table, Chuwei Palace was also peaceful and beautiful.

King Lan came back early and had morning tea with the emperor.

The emperor deliberately simmered a few sweet and red warm oranges for the regent, and peeled them for King Lan to eat.

King Lan: "..."

Yan Yuliang: This expression is wrong.

King Lan: "Sour."

Yan Yuliang: "???? Is this sour?"

The tribute tangerines were selected from thousands of people, and they were of excellent quality. He tasted a few petals before, and the sweetness and sourness were just right.

Lan Wang: "Very sour."

Yan Yuliang: "You still eat sour?"

Lan Wang ignored him and ate the remaining warm oranges.

Yan Yuliang: Some people don't care about me all day long, fighting wits and bravery with me, but he is so bitter that he would not want to throw away the oranges I peeled with my own hands.

But the hands are attentive: "This is too sour, how sweet is Qingqing? I can't complain that you don't like green plum tea. Come on, eat a piece of bean paste sweet cake and it won't be sour. See if the duckling I pinched is not so sour. It looks more and more like it?"

Like a ghost, ghosts can't recognize it as a duckling.

Lan Wang ate red bean paste cakes, his narrow and long phoenix eyes were slightly squinted, elegant like a painting.

The emperor's side is not so elegant.

Pick up sour plums from green plum tea, playfully throw them into the sky and bring them back.Play while eating.

Lan Wang glanced at him from the corner of his eye.

Yan Yuliang: "Green plums are delicious! The so-called 'purple ferns are picked, green plums are plucked and tasted', and the so-called 'green plums are fresh when they are boiled in wine'. Plums have always been loved by elegant and famous people."

"Qingqing only likes sweet cakes and Tang Hezi. I didn't despise you at all, and you have the nerve to despise me."

King Lan's fingertips became stiff.Tolerate.

Whether it is the sweet and greasy pastries or the Tang Hezi with a small and interesting painting style, they are indeed unrefined.

Zhuang Qingqu had everything in his home since he was a child, and the curios, calligraphy and paintings used by the imperial court are full of beautiful things, much better than those in the palace.But he just doesn't like it.

There are only two or three things I like, and they are all very weird.

He also despised himself, why did he look at these things.

Just like this person in front of him.

How many people advised him.Young master, what do you want, better looking than him, more cute than him, how many beauties are eagerly looking forward to your visit.

"Then find someone who is smarter than him, better at calculating than him, more decisive than him, and more interesting than him, who can make me jump around, toss and turn all day long, hate myself for what I have done, and I will never be able to live well in the future. people."

"..."

The subordinates were shocked and confused when they heard the words, as if they were looking at some kind of lunatic.

"This king likes that, nothing else."

And at this moment, "such" a dog emperor was laughing defenselessly by his side, or at least "looked defenseless", and dared to taunt him.

Zhuang Qingqu looked at him, gritted his teeth silently and couldn't move his eyes.

……

After morning tea, it's time to start another day's work, and the diligent life is inevitably boring.

The last snow of this winter has fallen, and the branches of wintersweet are heavy.The two picked up the memorials by the window.

King Lan: "Azhao, what are you doing?"

Yan Yuliang: "Work."

King Lan: "Just do your job well."

Yan Yuliang: "No."

The tea couch is only that big, yet he insists on squeezing on the same side as King Lan, hooking his fingers.

Yan Yuliang asked Fu Ling in private, that King Lan had no time to eat on time during the Southern and Northern Wars, and suffered from stomach problems in the icy and snowy desert.I often feel uncomfortable after eating and need to warm up.

But Fu Ling is the personal eunuch of King Lan, and King Lan cannot know that Fu Ling has "betrayed" him.

Therefore, Yan Yuliang couldn't blatantly cover King Lan.I can only stick my whole body to others, freeing up my hand to rub my fingers.The old doctor said that there is an acupoint on the finger that warms the stomach, press it secretly, hey!

The charcoal fire inside the house was very warm.

Holding the beauty in one hand and approving the memorial in the other.

batch.

batch.

Yan Yuliang: "Hahahahaha."

Xi Xingjian's eloquent memorial to attack silverfish civil servants is really funny hahaha, all kinds of scriptures are quoted in fancy ways to curse people.

Haha, it's over, he finally remembered that what Wu Yiwei called out in the middle of the night yesterday was Xi Xingjian and others who rebelled late at night!

This……

"Cough." He handed the memorial to King Lan, "Look at this, Qingqing."

"This Xi Qing has profound knowledge and unique insights. He is really a rare talent."

Lan Wang's eyes were clear and shallow.

He didn't speak, just looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Yan Yuliang: Not being angry is victory!Put down the memorial decisively, turn around and throw yourself into your arms, strike while the iron is hot, and occupy the high ground.

King Lan: "You!"

"What's the matter, go down!"

Yan Yuliang didn't, he straddled King Lan's lap with his long legs and directly wrapped his arms around his neck.

King Lan: "Yan, Zhao! You!"

"Qing Qing thinks, what is the character of this Xi Qing?"

"I think that this Xi Qing is upright in words and deeds, and has a legacy of ancient famous officials. He is definitely not a villain who will plot evil."

"..."

"Secretly, Qingqing, haven't you...arrested someone in private?"

Lan Wang's eyes were suddenly dangerous and irritable.

"Hey, hey, if you didn't get caught, you didn't get caught. Qingqing made an appointment with me not to be angry casually? Don't be angry, huh?"

"Come on, new agreement, whoever gets angry will eat a whole sour plum in the future. Hey, I know that Qingqing is reluctant to be angry with me. Hey Qingqing, what are you doing!"

Two green plums with tea bottom, Lan Wang picked them up and bit them.

Facts have proved that people's tolerance to sour taste is indeed very different.Yan Yuliang ate plums that were obviously sour and sweet, Wang Lan's face changed color when he bit it, and his eyes turned red instantly.

Yan Yuliang: "Ah! Lanlan doesn't cry, just spit it out!"

King Lan stiffened his neck and swallowed.

Yan Yuliang: I, I really admire it!Distressed and funny: "Why is this necessary?"

Lanlan's temper is unpredictable when it comes up, but no matter what, he feels distressed when the beauty is sour.Hurry up and ask Yinger to take sweet cakes for refreshment and sweet longan tea.

Yunfei Yinger: "..."

Today's secret history of the Great Xia Palace, weeding out the old and bringing forth the new.

He used to rule the world with virtue abroad, and is known as His Majesty the Son of Heaven.The majestic and mighty Beimo Iron Hoof heard the frightened hussar general Zhuang Qingqu.Reality is always more absurd than fiction.

After a long time, Lan Wang finally recovered.

With a bad complexion, he ignored no one, and turned back with a cold face stained with cinnabar.

Yan Yuliang: "Cough, Lan Lan, I haven't finished talking about Xi Qing just now."

"Then what..."

"Did Lan Lan already know that one day before I was really bored, I accidentally climbed the palace wall, accidentally fell down, cough, accidentally bumped into Xi Qing?"

Lan Wang put down his pen, his face turned dark instantly.

Yan Yuliang: "Lan Lan...don't know?"

"really do not know?"

This, shouldn't Wu Yiwei be pervasive?It turned out that I didn't have the ability to go to heaven and earth as I thought.

"I thought Qingqing was waiting for me to confess and be lenient..."

King Lan: "If I knew Azhao's ability, I would have filled the outer wall of your Chuwei Palace with broken glass! And I can still make you noisy here!"

Yan Yuliang: "Lanlan is good, don't be angry, don't be angry. Listen to what I have to say. Here, I will give you plums."

"you--"

"I happened to meet Xi Qing that day, and accidentally learned that Xi Qing misunderstood you deeply about Lan Lan. I thought it was impossible, absolutely impossible."

King Lan pinched the green plum and gritted his teeth: "What misunderstanding can Xi Xingjian have about this king? It is nothing more than saying that this king is well known for kidnapping the emperor, committing rebellion, and plotting treason?! So what, this king really wants to So what can he do to conspire against him! Those civil servants who only go to court obediently all day long, want to use their arms as a cart to overestimate their capabilities!"

Yan Yuliang: "~~~~"

Look, this rebellious, arrogant and conceited ferocious appearance finally has the air of coercing the emperor, rebellious ministers and thieves.

There is a murderous red at the end of the eyes, but it is really good-looking.

"Yan, Zhao! What are you laughing at?"

Ah, here, am I laughing?

Alas, it was so beautiful that I couldn't hold back my elation for a while.It's over, it's over, it's even more angry, hahahaha.Yan Yuliang squeezed her life-saving white goose fur collar tightly with one hand, and hooked Lan Wang's finger with the other, Lan Wang threw him away angrily.

I hook again!

"Qingqing listen to my words, don't act on your will."

"Qingqing is not a rebellious minister. Qingqing is kind-hearted, noble-minded, able to conquer battles, and has made outstanding contributions. He is the pillar of our Great Xia Kingdom, respected by the people, and a well-deserved Hussar General. No one should slander."

"But in the same way, Xi Qing is also an impartial law enforcement, stern and selfless, and everyone in the capital praises Qingtian."

"They are all the pillars of the country, so why are they suspicious of each other and incompatible with each other?"

"It's better to take a step forward as soon as possible, get to know each other, and let go of the past."

"Xi Xingjian's vision is not far-sighted enough, but I believe that Qingqing must have a far-sighteder vision than him. Like me in Daxia, surrounded by Beimo, Yinlan, Luoyun and other countries, the most taboo is internal friction. My own people are busy fighting with their own people all day long, not only making other countries laugh at it, but also giving other races an opportunity to take advantage of it, how can this work?"

"The pillars of the Great Xia Kingdom should unite and unite to the outside world."

"Of course."

"It must be that you and Xi Qing have such a deep misunderstanding. It must be because I didn't do a good job before that it's like this."

"Although I don't remember, I know I was wrong."

"If you know your mistakes, correct them."

"So, what I'm thinking is... why don't we wake up this afternoon and invite Xi Qing to enter the palace. Anyway, last night your black guards have seen that our monarch and ministers are in harmony. Why don't you ask Xi Qing to come and see?" ?”

King Lan: "..."

The dragon jio protruded from the edge of danger again, and the puppet emperor dared to ask his ministers to eat, which shows how ruthless and forbearing King Lan is.

"Yan, Zhao." He gritted his teeth.

"Do you really know what your own situation is now?"

Yan Yuliang: "Then I told the truth, I actually don't know what kind of situation I am in."

"But I know one thing."

"No matter Qingqing, Xi Xingjian or Zhen, they are all dedicated to the good of Daxia. Lanlan approves so many memorials all day long, and Xi Xingjian writes so many words back to those literati. What is the reason?"

"The journey of the great road is nothing but the world for the public."

"..."

I can, I'm fine, I can't.

After Yan Yuliang finished speaking, he tightened his fur collar, waiting for the rain to come.

There is no rain to come.

Lan Wang stood up.Yan Yuliang hurriedly pulled back: "It's agreed that you won't be allowed to leave even if you get angry!"

"Don't go." Lan Wang's voice was slightly hoarse, "I'll go outside...to see the snow."

What?

I told you about national affairs, you said you want to see the snow?

But at the next moment, Yan Yuliang clearly saw a gleam in Lan Wang's eyes.

Lan Wang avoided his eyes, but there was nowhere to hide the brightness.

Yan Yuliang had only seen this color once before, and always wanted to see it again, and now he finally saw it again.