Am I a scumbag?

Four eyes facing each other.

Looking from above, Yan Yuliang saw a handsome official with a refined temperament. He was dressed in red, polyester and white clothes of the third to fifth ranks of senior officials, with a purple jade belt on his waist, and was carrying a very elegant peach blossom lantern.

Renmei Denghua, or a handsome guy.

Immediately looking at each other from the top of the wall, a glimpse can be described as a scene.If this is a normal day, it would be considered a romantic affair.

It's a pity that this handsome man appeared at an inopportune time! ! !

It was hard to get off the wall for a while.Turning the corner, the eunuch's approaching footsteps came again: "Hurry up, hurry up! Eunuch Fuling is in a hurry!"

Yan Yuliang: "..."

The first emperor collapsed in the middle of the wall before he was halfway up the wall.

But suddenly a gust of wind spun the sky, and he was directly dragged off the wall and pressed into the corner of the wall.The flower branch pokes the face, and there is a faint fragrance of wintersweet.

Chief eunuch: "Who is it!"

Man: "It's me, the prince has worked hard on the night patrol."

The chief eunuch took a light with a lamp, and immediately put on a smiling face: "Oh, so it's Mr. Xi! Why, Mr. Xi is too late to discuss matters today, and he will not return all night again?"

"There are too many things to sleep, and there are still two or three hours before the morning. Go out for a stroll and wake up your mind."

The little eunuch on the side reminded in a low voice: "According to the palace rules, the courtiers are not allowed to stay in the palace at night..."

The head eunuch: "What are you bastards talking about? Mr. Xi is the majestic Minister of Dali Temple, and King Lan should respect him three points! What's wrong with Mr. Xi if he can't sleep and go for a walk? Don't talk nonsense if you are ignorant newcomers."

"Oh, master, it hurts! Don't dare!"

Yan Yuliang hid in the wintersweet bushes, crazily pinching his palms under his sleeves.

Could it be that Dali Temple Minister... Could it be "that one" Xi Qing? !

The only "Xi Qing of Dali Temple" that Yan Yuliang knew was the one with the crazy tongue in the memorial.But he always thought that Xi Qing with this tone should be a cynical, bitter old man.

How could he be so young, yet so elegant, handsome, and upright?

Yan Yuliang knew that he was sick and needed to be cured.

But it didn't work!The dog emperor was squatting in the wintersweet bushes in the cold weather, and was poking his buttocks with flower branches, but he had already started to stare straight at the waist of the minister of Dali Temple!

In other words, the official uniforms of this dynasty are really good-looking.

The taste is excellent. Even in winter, you can wear a waist to show your figure, which makes you look upright.

Finally, a group of eunuchs walked away.

Yan Yuliang was fished out from the wintersweet bush.Under the moonlight, the handsome man's bright eyes shone brightly, and he looked up and down in disbelief.

"Really His Majesty?"

"It's really His Majesty! Chen Xi is going to inspect, see Your Majesty!"

Yan Yuliang: It's really that Xi Qing!

……

Xi Xingjian had a very unhappy day.

A while ago, due to the severe floods and the people's households were busy making ends meet, the number of lawsuits filed in Dali Temple has decreased a lot.Xi Xingjian couldn't stay idle, so he handled some official documents for his friend Xu Zizhen.

It's okay if you don't deal with it, but if you deal with it, you will be mad!

This year's winter in Luoshui is a severe flood that has never happened in ten years. All the main roads in several provinces have been flooded, and it is difficult to transport disaster relief materials.

Fortunately, the imperial court has taken precautions and dispatched well, and the state governments are still working hard to gather volunteers and civilians, defying all kinds of dangers and using various methods to save people and settle down. Finally, most of the flood has receded, and the whole country is not too serious. loss.

Everyone is relieved.Faced with such a natural disaster, it was able to handle it properly. Many of the people worked together, the officials tried their best, and many important officials in the court stayed in the palace for several months and did not go home to upload and distribute, and they all contributed to the countermeasures.

but!

After all the disaster was over, some people started to ridicule?

A group of officials who are good at writing poems and poems "to be an official with literature", all kinds of impeachment memorials have come.

Officials who have been busy with water control for several months and worked hard to provide advice and suggestions were almost impeached, such as "a group of idiots who suffered heavy losses due to small floods", and "delayed in March, which should have been dealt with in January, is actually a great summer mourning." , There is nothing wrong with wanting to add a crime.

And it's all castles in the air, relying on one's own imagination to talk nonsense, just open your mouth!

Yes, others are a bunch of idiots!

You have the ability, why don't you control the water?

When they heard that the flood was serious, the group of officials were holding a group and hiding in a warm place in the south, feasting and having fun. They didn't hear anything outside the window and wrote a lot of colorful poems.

Now that others have worked so hard to cure the flood, are they eager to jump out and slander? ?

pissed him off.

Xu Zizhen: "Xi Qing, Xi Qing is calm, and there is no need to get angry with these people."

Xi Xingjian: "I want to reply to this letter! I want to force them to reply me again! What kind of face do they have?"

"This group of silverfish, with a bit of literary talent, thinks they are superior to others, but they are double-dealing, hypocritical and selfish, and have a hideous appearance. It is impossible to carve rotten wood, and the wall of dung is impossible to destroy. The strong beams in the mountains are abominable, and I think this kind of rotten Confucian cultural bandit is even more harmful to the country. !"

"Xiangshu has teeth, but humans are shameless. Why don't you die if you are shameless?"

"A human is not as good as a mouse, you are bad and stupid, you are worse than a quick death!"

In the famous scene of Daxia's officialdom, Xi Qing scolded people with a thousand words in his handwriting.

After all, Xi Qing was the number one scholar in Jinyu's second year.The words are sharp and merciless. If the 80-year-old mother of these officials can understand the words, she will be ashamed and beat Nizi to death on the spot.

After scolding like this, Xi Xingjian was still angry all day.

The only good news is that King Lan is ill, which is very good, and the rebels will be punished by heaven.

I just don't know how His Majesty is doing?

Ever since I got the notes written by His Majesty Zhu Zhu that day, there have been occasional ones.

So much does not seem to be faked.

But who can explain, since His Majesty can approve the memorials, why didn't he return to the court to meet the officials as soon as possible, so that everyone can feel at ease?

There is something strange about it, these few days Xi Xingjian took advantage of his status as one of the Nine Ministers and could barely be regarded as a high-ranking official, so he made an excuse not to wander around the Chuwei Palace after the discussion.

Lan Wang Wuyiwei is still heavily guarded.

Xi Xingjian went around like this several times in the past few months, and was "invited" to go back respectfully. Afterwards, he was beaten by Lan Wang's yin and yang in various ways.

But the past few days have been extremely cold, and Wu Yiwei can't get up, and Lan Wang is sick and doesn't care about things.

It is not in vain that he did not give up and came to sit on the sidelines, but he was caught by the emperor who climbed the wall!

Live! ! !

All good, no disease and no disaster!

……

On February [-]th, the moonlight was bright, and Xi Xingjian led the emperor to avoid patrols all the way, and hid in the old museum not far away.

It is also impossible.

King Lan is in control of the army, and the Wuyiwei guards are everywhere, and even the dignified emperor is forced to climb the wall to get out.

Xi Xingjian also didn't want to startle the snake.

"...As expected, His Majesty was imprisoned in Chuwei Palace by King Lan."

"Your Majesty, rest assured, Zhuang Qingqu controls the Forbidden Army, Lvliu Camp and Wuyiwei, but there is still General Xiahou in the capital, and we also have the Wutong Army in northern Xinjiang as our teachers— —”

"The ministers only hate themselves for being useless. Before it was clear that King Lan controlled Chaogang, General Xiahou refused to allow us to act rashly. Therefore, even though we saw His Majesty today, Xi was unable to take His Majesty away immediately!"

"Therefore... I have to wrong Your Majesty and endure for two more days. Your Majesty forgives my sins, and I deserve to die!"

Yan Yuliang: "Ai Qing, there is no need to worry, King Lan has no intention of plotting rebellion."

"It's a long story..."

Xi Xingjian was taken aback.

Before he could say anything, he heard footsteps.It is said that there should not be people in the history museum in the middle of the night, but there are people today.

Xi Xingjian grabbed the emperor and hid behind the collection of books.

Fortunately, the people who came here were just two historians of low rank, looking for the key that was accidentally dropped during the day.While searching, he gave full play to the professionalism necessary for historians - gossip.

Wang Youshi: "Oh, it's going to change, I said, don't look for it at all, let's resign and run away. His Majesty, he should really be gone. I heard that the coffin was hastily thrown away by King Lan. In the mausoleum of the imperial concubine Yu Yuan, many people in the capital went to the mausoleum spontaneously, and my second uncle also followed."

Xi Xingjian: "..."

Yan Yuliang: "..."

The minister of Dali Temple dared to touch the emperor beside him, and there was still warmth left.

Yan Yuliang also touched himself wondering if it was a ghost.

Zhang Zuoshi: "This is a rumor, it's purely a rumor. You Shi, you don't know something, the official's brother-in-law is the leader of Wuyiwei, and the brother-in-law told the official that not only is His Majesty alive, but he is also the same as King Lan. That kind of relationship, a few days ago, even prostitution in the daytime! The whole Chuwei Palace heard it!"

Wang Youshi: "????"

Xi Xingjian: "???????"

"Here! Zhang, Zhang Zuoshi, you are the historian who remembers the words, you must not just talk about it!"

"Wang Youshi, you should think about it carefully. Although King Lan is a man, his elegant appearance is beyond the reach of ordinary people. Even if he is liked by men, it is not surprising."

"What's more, Your Majesty is the son of Shengtian. If he hadn't been obsessed with King Lan's beauty, why would he refuse to accept his concubine to have a child? Why did he allow King Lan to monopolize the military power and cause the power to fall?"

"Hey, hey, Zuo Shi's words are wrong! The emperor loves King Lan. It's because the emperor wants to regain the lost land. King Lan went to the frontier to fight without saying a word. If the treasury needs silver, King Lan can get it. Everything is against the emperor. Lan Wang took the lead and cleaned up all the people.

"For all these years, he has helped His Majesty accomplish great things and also bore His Majesty's name. Why doesn't the Emperor like it, why doesn't he favor him?"

"In our eyes, he is a powerful minister covering the sky with one hand, but in the eyes of His Majesty, he is the only 'loyal minister'!"

"That's why I was careless for a while, alas."

"Hush. Keep your voice down, it will be a disaster for us brothers to be heard by Wu Yiwei."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we are not high-ranking officials, and Wu Yiwei doesn't bother to talk to us. But speaking of those high-ranking officials, hey... Mr. Xi is really not afraid of death."

"Yes, His Majesty's life and death are unknown, and most of them are people who follow the wind. Only Xi Qing and the others dare to challenge King Lan repeatedly. I think that King Lan will one day...click him, and he is upright and easy to break!"

"Not necessarily, at least Xi Qing is backed by the old General Xiahou."

"Now in the court, the old general is the only one who can still check and balance King Lan..."

Massive information.

Loyal minister.King Lan.checks and balances.

Yan Yuliang hated himself for not bringing pen and paper.Sure enough, it was the right time to come out tonight, and this trip to the old museum was very fruitful!

But he didn't want to, relying on a pile of books with Xi Qing, he accidentally dropped two books.

"Who?!"

Wang Youshi: "Help, there are, there are assassins!"

Zhang Zuoshi: "Ah—there is a ghost! There is a ghost!"

Zhang Zuoshi: "Where did the assassin come from this deep palace forbidden courtyard? I'm afraid Wang Youshi read too many small stories!"

Wang Youshi: "Zhang Zuoshi also said that there are ghosts, where are the ghosts?"

However, in the middle of the night, when both of them shouted, half of the palace still heard it.

The Wuyiwei and the patrolling Imperial Forest Army came one after another.

Yan Yuliang: "..."

The ancients said that after reading so many history books, it is still difficult to live this life.

Who can give him a lesson from the past when a puppet emperor was caught climbing a wall in the middle of the night?