Am I a scumbag?

Just do it, the so-called where there is a will, there is a way.

Emperor Jinyu didn't believe that Yan Zhao had worked so hard that he couldn't finish a copy of "Life Notes"!

In the next few days, the emperor was very calm and did not mention this matter again.

Just as usual, during the day, I would critique papers and drink tea with King Lan, and fully exchange opinions on various state affairs.At night, she acts as the mascot of the royal pillow on the dragon bed, and sleeps with Lan Wang, who is self-denying and reverent, especially pure.

The majestic king of a country, accompanied by work, eat and sleep, is very functional.

It's like a family has a sign, like a treasure.

This day is actually very peaceful and joyful, and it has passed as usual.

As the days went by, even the little servants and the maids got used to it and began to take care of this kind of daily life with ease.

Unexpectedly, the sky is unpredictable.

Suddenly, the emperor became wilted and wilted visibly with the naked eye.

You know, since Emperor Jin Yu woke up, he has never been sluggish.

I have always been fierce, jumping up and down, doing things non-stop, testing on the edge of danger, and have a strong appetite every day, clamoring that I want to eat meat and I want to eat meat.

Ming Ming's physician had previously said that he should not eat indiscriminately within a month.

Can't help Yan Yuliang yelling hungry, crying hungry every day.

King Lan couldn't bear the shouting, so he made an exception and called the imperial physician for consultation.

After the old doctor took the emperor's pulse carefully, he also let go:

"Here, although one should pay attention to taboos, but anyway, since the emperor has a strong appetite, it is a blessing to be able to eat... Seeing that His Majesty is so energetic now, it must not be a big problem. If you really want to eat, you can eat. It doesn't matter if you eat less."

With the words of the imperial physician, the emperor seemed to be amnesty.

From then on, there are imperial meals every day, three meals a day, fruit cakes and sweet tea for dessert after meals, and you can always see the real dragon emperor eating and drinking at the table and bowl.

The emperor is really edible.

Eunuch Fuling thought it was quite good at first.The emperor ate so deliciously and contagiously every day that even his always worrying Master Lan could eat half a bowl more after watching his happy eating with a little distaste.

But in the past two days, I don't know what happened!

The emperor's appetite was cut by more than half.

The whole person also looked a little silent and gloomy. He didn't even sit upright seriously like before when he was approving the memorials.

This!

Fuling couldn't help but feel heartbroken——

He also pointed out that the emperor was full of vigor and vigor over time, and could make Master Lan love to talk and laugh, and ease his mood. How could it make His Majesty, who was shaking his head and tail all day long, become sluggish by his Master Lan?

The old doctor came to take the pulse again with the medicine box on his shoulder.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find anything wrong, so I had to reply: "Well, your majesty's sudden loss of appetite may be caused by your mood. After all, your majesty has lost his memory for many days, and maybe he has some uneasy feelings in his heart..."

King Lan: "Understood."

After the imperial doctor left, he sat by the bed, his long black hair laid out on the dragon bed along with the gold-woven black robe:

"Azhao, you've been in the palace for too long, and you feel bored?"

Yan Yuliang lay down on the bed with a gloomy face, not speaking.

King Lan lowered his eyes and stretched out his hand, with cold fingertips, stroking the back of the emperor's neck like a cat for a long time.

"Azhao, you're well, don't get sulking on your own."

"What do you want, you say."

During this entire midwinter, except for the snowy day, every day was warm and sunny.

At this moment, as it shone on the curtain of the dragon bed, the shadow fell on the side of the emperor's sharp-edged face, and the emperor said sullenly, "What's the use of saying it?"

"Whatever I want, King Lan won't give it anyway."

He had called him Qing Qing for so many days, and suddenly he called Lan Wang, Zhuang Qing's eyes changed color.

But he finally suppressed it, and said softly and patiently: "Give it, Ah Zhao, give it all. You can give it if you want it."

The emperor continued to be depressed: "Liar. I will give you everything you agreed to. I agreed to show me the "Notes on Daily Life" a few days ago, but it turned out to be fooling me. Where is my "Notes on Daily Life?"

King Lan stopped touching the emperor's fingers.

"So that's it. It turns out that Ah Zhao is still struggling with the matter of "Life Notes."

"Is there anything else? What else does Ah Zhao want? Let's talk about it together."

Yan Yuliang shook his head.

"Really gone?"

Yan Yuliang shook his head for sure.It's useless if I want anything else, I want history books!You get it for me!

With the fragrant wind blowing on his face, King Lan stretched out his hand and dragged the emperor from the dragon bed, his handsome face was full of helpless compromise:

"Did you give Ah Zhao the "Life Notes", so that Ah Zhao can eat well?"

"In that case, the king..."

"My lord knows another way, which can also whet Ah Zhao's appetite."

"..."

The emperor cracked.

Really, Yan Yuliang was almost limped by Lan Wang's remark!

It was too late, but Lan Wang was still holding him with one hand, while the other hand was freed.The slender fingers stretched out to the inner dark compartment of the dragon bed.

This--

Not good not good not good very bad!I am in danger!

wow.

The hidden compartment is not small, and when it is pulled out, it is placed in the place where the sun shines. The piles of pastries, snacks, and candied fruit hidden inside are so brightly illuminated that there is nowhere to hide.

Yan Yuliang: "........."

Lan Wang: "Well, it looks really good. There are hibiscus primrose cake, pea yellow, tuckahoe sandwich cake, cloud cake, honey peanut, spiced almond, candied melon strips, coconut cup, rock sugar walnut, moiwowo, crispy fried cashew nuts , sugar crisp cheese... There are many types, and they are all fresh."

Lan Wang also learned to report the name of the dish.

On the Hibiscus Primrose Cake, there was a gap where someone took a big bite.

It was clearly hidden before someone finished eating it.

Yan Zhao: "..."

dead dead.

I am dead, completely dead.

People steal and get it, capitalized revealing and playing off the scene! ! !

King Lan held the emperor's waist tightly with one hand, and squeezed a piece directly from the gap with the other.In the mouth, it is sweet and fragrant.

He lowered his eyes and smiled: "A Zhao really deserves to be A Zhao."

"Even if you play a trick, you will never be willing to treat yourself badly."

kill.people.punish.Heart.

The banquet language was cold but she could bear it, but Yunfei Yinger next to her was stunned when she saw this, and she knelt down on the ground with a thump, "Lan Wang, please forgive me, this! The two of us don't know about this matter, really don't know ahhhhhhhh Woohoo!"

Nonsense, the two of them naturally don't know.

How could King Lan's people see the clues of the emperor's ants moving routine?

"Okay, don't hit you two, you're going to die of noise!" Yan Yuliang said sternly, "Qingqing, this matter really has nothing to do with the two of them, I'm the one who does the work and the other is responsible!"

Lan Wang glanced at him.

"Okay, since Ah Zhao has said so."

"Today, the king will teach you, Ah Zhao, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one."

……

One person does one thing.

Lan Wang waved back the attendant maid.

When Yunfei Yinger stepped back, both of them cast tears of incomparable sympathy at the emperor.

In fact, when King Lan pinched Tianzi's waist and whispered in his ear, "When one person works alone", that appearance, that voice, and the appearance of gnashing his teeth seemed to be unable to suppress the obscure desire in his heart. Going to do whatever you want!

So what exactly is "one person does one thing and one person does it"?

I'm afraid that King Lan really wants to close the door and eat His Majesty alive, wipe it dry and not spit out the bones, right?

The palace door in front of him slowly closed.

It's over.Your Majesty is miserable, truly miserable!

People outside the palace are all worried and worried.

The banquet in the palace was cold, but actually it was okay——

Just, though, being caught on the spot is a bit of a shame.

But to be honest, in terms of nature and severity, it is incomparable with the death he committed when he arbitrarily approved the memorial.

King Lan could let him go in the end with his death behavior, so today's matter is so trivial that it is not worth mentioning!

Not worth mentioning.

not worth……

Uh.

Mingjin rubbed.In front of him, King Lan had no expression on his face, and once again drew the sharp blade from the saber tied to the corner of the dragon bed.

The sharp edge of the sword.

Yan Yuliang: "........." This.

No, as for it! ! ! !

I just secretly hid a few cakes!

No, love dear!King Lan!This is another shouting and shouting?

The sword has no eyes! ! !

Yan Yuliang couldn't hold back and yelled out loud: "Ai Qing, couples who have been married for one night have been blessed for a hundred days!"

Long Yin shook the sky.

Birds scrambled and ran in the yard.

Those words were truly shocking, King Lan couldn't believe it even standing there.

Gradually, his face darkened.

However, the emperor hadn't finished yelling: "Really, Lan Qing has slept on my dragon bed for so many days, and she has been married to me. Even if I hide food and reveal it, I won't be punished, right? Love Think twice, don't murder your husband on the spur of the moment——!"

Does this person know what he's talking about?

Lan Wang endured it, but he didn't.

He directly raised his sword and strode towards the emperor.

This.

Yan Yuliang made a decisive decision, turned around and ran away.

Of course nonsense has to run.There is absolutely no reason to stretch your neck and wait to die under the peony flower.

The bedroom is only that big, but don't panic!The big deal is to learn how the ancient Qin king circled the pillars.

This method is effective. This is how King Qin escaped the assassins and saved his life!

The emperor circled left and right, and the snake skin moved, while King Lan slowly squeezed the hilt of his sword tightly.

"..."

"…………"

Although this person has lost his memory, his inner temperament has not changed at all.

He was still the emperor whom he worshiped like a god.

It's just that occasionally he suddenly becomes stupid and skinny and doesn't look like a person at all! ! !

King Lan was so angry that he didn't even bother to explain to him.

Which eye of his saw him and wanted to kill him? !Howling again!What kind of dirty things are they howling?Why don't you howl at the Golden Luan Hall if you are so good at howling, so that everyone in the world will know howl?

……

Yan Yuliang jumped up and down in order to save his life.

Until the cold and silver hilt made a "click" and sank deeply into the colonnade before his eyes.

The emperor's tall nose almost hit him directly.

Fortunately, there was a cool and delicate fragrance behind him, and a strong wind pulled him into his arms vigorously.Then the emperor's waist tightened, and his chin was pinched and lifted.

With a soft and fragrant touch, King Lan's fierce aura rushed to his face, so fierce that even his lips were cold.

Yan Yuliang: "..."

Yan Yuliang: Huh?wait, lip?

Wait wait wait I have to take it easy!

Yan Yuliang: "~~~~~~~" Slow down.It's so thin that you can't even bite into it.

But anyway, there was such a good thing before being cut off?Then since the beauty is delivered to your door, don't blame me for being rude.

Of course you have to kiss the peony first before you die!Kiss enough!Memmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

King Lan almost didn't go crazy.

He completely underestimated how shameless some people are.

The punishment he thought of, who would have thought that the dog emperor would turn his back on the customer and even hold his waist to be addicted to it! ! ! !

Lan Wang pushed him once, but he didn't push him away!

Infuriatingly laughed.

Yes Yes!It's all his fault, it's all his stupidity!

Ah Zhao has never been stupid, he has always been stupid! ! !

Enshrining such a heartless bastard as a god, he was so angry that his teeth itch all day long, and then he still wanted to kiss him.

idiot.madman.

Zhuang Qingqu, you are ridiculous!

But I didn't expect that the more irritating thing was yet to come.It was so easy for the emperor to kiss him well, and he reluctantly let go of him.

"Cough, then what, Aiqing, can we have a discussion? We've kissed each other before, so can we just save a little time?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the treasured sword cut into the wall.

……

Lan Wang threw away the dog emperor.

Pull out the sword and go to the other side of the bedroom, cut the iron like mud with a "snap", and do what he originally wanted to do——

Cut off the lock on the back door of the emperor's bedroom.

Emperor Jinyu feasted on Zhao Chu Weigong nine times in and nine out.Among them, the emperor's bedroom is the last one to enter. Outside the back door lock is the emperor's own small garden, which is not big but very unique, with rockery, flowers and trees, winding paths, and a small pond.

Lan Wang took two glazed bricks from the yard.

"Hold it."

Yan Yuliang: "...???"

"Didn't Ah Zhao like "Life Notes"? Today, Wang Ben will read it to you personally."

"Listen now."

"January 11, 27th year of Jinyu. Emperor Jinyu pretended to be ill for many days and ate sweets secretly. King Lan was furious and punished Emperor Jinyu to stand against the wall with a brick for half an hour."

"Stand straight, stand upright!"