This air bag is not right for me [Ancient wears the present]

"Okay!" The clerk grinned, and then turned his eyes to the other side of the store, then hurriedly turned his head and asked, "By the way, miss, do you want these two walls, or the whole wall?" store?"

"I just looked at this side, and this side is fine." Li Yexi replied.The original owner only wants this one, because the other side has a bolder color scheme, which is not easy to match clothes.

"Then do you want to look at the ones over there again? Those are the latest hot styles, a must-have for many fashion people~" The clerk didn't give up. After walking to the middle, he smiled and raised his finger to the left of the store, and at the same time He also pointed to the creative stairs in the store, "Oh, yes, there are also upstairs, do you want to see them all?"

It is rare to meet such a client who spends a lot of money and hides his secrets. The clerk thinks about how much he can sell, and his attitude naturally changes 180 degrees. The enthusiasm is like a fire in winter. The spot goods are sold out, so that you can get a commission and get soft hands.

Li Yexi listened, raised his hand and scratched the hair around his ears, turned half sideways and walked aside, lightly covered his lips and whispered to the original owner: "What else do you want to see? I want to eat. I'm hungry. "

The original owner: "Ah, are you hungry?! Then don't read, you should hurry up and eat~"

"Hmm...Okay," Li Yexi put down his hand covering his lips, and turned to look at the clerk, "Don't look at it, you can count the money, I have something else to do."

"Okay, then please wait a moment!" It's okay if you don't look at it, the clerk's smile is full of honey.

When the clerk was busy, Li Yexi chose a stool to sit down and took out his mobile phone to check the time.

I saw that there was still half an hour before having dinner with Joyce.

At this time, the original owner spoke again: "I have to trouble you a little bit."

"Say." Li Yexi whispered.

Original owner: "Didn't you just buy a total of twelve bags, three limited editions, nine ordinary bags, and in the ordinary bags there are six classic models and three popular models, right?"

"Really." Li Yexi typed two words in the memo.

She knew that the original owner could see all her current actions, including typing, so she simply used this method to communicate.After all, if she spoke directly, it would appear to outsiders that she, Li Yexi, was talking to herself all the time, which was scary and weird, and might look too crazy.

Original owner: "Take five classic models and help me send a few people. One is my junior high school music teacher Wang Leilei, one is the high school class teacher Xie Jing, and the other is that I have just left the company.

The roommates I met during the meeting were Feng Lu, a netizen Xiao Bian, and sister Chen. "

Original owner: "Ms. Wang was the first person who offered to be friends with me. That year I did not commit suicide because of her. Teacher Xie was the only cultural teacher who did not dislike me and cared about me, even though I later failed. After leaving her, she dropped out of school even though she was admitted to university.

"When I first came out of society and had a very difficult time, Feng Lu would bring me a portion of any delicious food without charging me, which is very rare. As for Xiao Bian, she is obviously very busy. As a hotel waiter, every day They are both day shifts and night shifts, but they have been patiently listening to my troubles on the Internet. I am grateful. And Sister Chen, I have seen everything she has done for me and you recently. She is the only one I have met in my life. People who worked hard to get resources for me even though I'm a badass... I really, really appreciate them."

"Okay," Li Yexi typed another word, then continued to type a sentence after thinking for a while, "What about the other bags, how to deal with them?"

Original owner: "...First of all, burn a classic brown model and a popular model with orange and blue stitching, plus a khaki limited model for me."

Li Yexi was stunned: "Burn?"

Original owner: "Yes, you can take my photo and burn it. If you hurry up, I can recite it before reincarnation. Although the people below said that I will go to a good family in my next life, but after thinking about it, I also It’s impossible to memorize it from birth, at least you can only recite it at an age when you have a sense of beauty and collocation, it will take too long to wait, so I still want to take advantage of it now..."

Li Yexi thought for a while, this is probably the same as if he encountered the end of the world, he would want to eat all the delicacies the day before.

Li Yexi understood her instantly, and replied straightforwardly: "Okay. I'll burn it for you when I get back tonight. Then, there are one classic model, three popular models and two limited models left. What are you going to do with it?"

Original owner: "You keep it for yourself, each color and style is different, how easy it is to match! As a female star, you still need something decent."

"Besides, you can also give it to Joyo. This bag looks good, especially the limited edition. It is beautiful and stylish. She will definitely like it."

"That's right," Li Yexi nodded, and then asked again, "By the way, have you ever asked why you lived so short in this life?"

Li Yexi was quite curious.

The original owner: "Isn't it just the karma of the third generation... It's a bit embarrassing, I don't want to talk about it."

"Okay." Li Yexi nodded, respecting her, and didn't ask any more questions.

It wasn't until Li Yexi filled in the delivery address and came out of the store that he discussed with the original owner: "I've bought everything, and it's my home game next, you can go to sleep for a while and rest, what do you think? "

Zhuoyou should be here soon, and just sent a message to say that the road is a bit congested.Li Yexi still doesn't really want to have an original owner squatting beside him to eat melons when he gets along with Excellence.

It's also strange to say, why when I get along with others, I don't worry about being seen by the original owner, but when I get alone with Excellence, I feel uncomfortable if I am watched by the original owner?

Aren't they all human...

"Okay, I'll hide now~" The original owner expressed his understanding.

Li Yexi stood there for a while, and after confirming that he could no longer feel the presence of the original owner, he breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand and rubbed the back of his neck, walked out of Meiji City, and headed towards the Yunnan restaurant.

After arriving at the restaurant, Li Yexi followed the waiter into the box and sat down, checked the time, and then looked at the menu.

The main color of the decoration of this store is blue and white, and there are also a lot of small accessories. It looks very small and fresh, which is very suitable for a small gathering of two people.

There are many kinds of dishes on the menu, and the pictures are also very beautiful, but Li Yexi is not very good at reading, and will always be distracted by looking at the time.

Or just turn on the screen to see if Joyo has sent a message.

Then, three or ten minutes later, finally, the box door was pushed open.

At the same time, Zhuoyou's voice also came over: "Well, because it's the rush hour, the road is really congested, and the traffic is so congested that it's hard to move, but I don't dare to squeeze the subway at this time, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, You must have been waiting a long time, right?"

Li Yexi turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw that today's Zhuoyou was wearing a wool curly hair, wearing a small ocher-colored skirt with a square collar and pinched waist, which was extremely light and slender.

The vintage makeup on her face has not been removed yet, but it suits her very well, making her look like a girl in oil painting.

"Fortunately, I haven't been here for long." Li Yexi was afraid that she would blame herself, so she lied, and then moved her butt slightly.

Well, after waiting too long, my butt hurts from sitting.

"See what you want to eat." A few seconds later, Li Yexi put the menu in front of Zhuoyue.

"Okay, let me take a look!" After sitting down next to Li Yexi, Zhuo Zhuo hurriedly drank a glass of water, then took the menu from Li Yexi's hand and read it with relish.

"What should I do, I want to eat Shiping tofu, I also want to eat rice noodles in a small pot, I also want to eat this, this, this...but I can't eat that

There are so many, no, I have to choose carefully..." Zhuo Liang faced the menu, just like a child facing a lot of toys, his eyes were full of greed and love.

Li Yexi just watched quietly from the side, the corners of her lips curled up involuntarily.

She didn't know what was going on, anyway, Excellence seemed to have a kind of magical power to her.A magical power that makes you feel comfortable physically and mentally as long as you are close to her.Even if you don't need to say anything, it's very interesting just to study those little movements of excellence.

After a while, Joyoung, who had a hard time choosing, finally ordered the dishes.

One steam pot chicken, one Shiping tofu, one stir-fried seasonal vegetables, and one stir-fried wild mushroom.

Fortunately, the efficiency of this restaurant is not bad. After ordering, there was almost no waiting, and the two chatted about a topic, and then the dishes were brought up one by one.

"It smells so good!" When the waiter put Shiping tofu and steam pot chicken on the table one after another, Zhuo Liang couldn't help swallowing.

"You've been busy all afternoon, you must be hungry." Li Yexi picked up the spoon and first filled a bowl of soup for Zhuoyue.

"Well, I'm so hungry, because I have to shoot, I'm afraid that eating will make my belly bulge, so I can only stay hungry..." Zhuo Liang took the soup and held it in his hand, his face full of grievances, like a pitiful bird Xixi puppy.

Li Yexi smiled slightly, and pointed to the dishes on the table: "Then stop talking, eat, and talk when you're full."

"Yeah!" Zhuo Zhuo nodded with a smile.

Afterwards, Zhuo Liang stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a piece of tofu that was slightly charred, but tender and chubby, sprinkled with various seasonings, and blew it on his lips.

After taking the first bite, Zhuo Liang was captured by the taste. It was so delicious that he squinted his eyes and shook his shoulders. At the same time, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to say "good" to Li Yexi.

Li Yexi couldn't help laughing, and put a piece in his own bowl.

Looking up again, I saw that Zhuo Liang was still chewing quickly like a little hamster, with his cheeks bulging, which was extremely cute.Occasionally, there would be some sauce on her lips, and she would immediately stick out her little tongue and roll it lightly.

Li Yexi looked up at her from time to time, seeing her bright red lips, she just felt...

After clearing his throat, Li Yexi immediately put an end to those strange thoughts in his mind, and continued to drink soup?

"That's right." At this moment, the original owner's voice suddenly appeared in Li Yexi's mind again.

Li Yexi froze for a moment.

Original owner: "Sorry, I almost forgot something!"

"Say." Li Yexi reluctantly turned on the phone's backup.

Forget, type on it.

The original owner: "I can't repay you for taking care of me these days. However, I think there are some things that may be useful to you. I want to give you something, which can be regarded as a thank you gift for you!"

"What?" Li Yexi asked.

"It can let you understand what hormones are, what love is, and what desire is," the original host said in a brisk tone, which was completely different from the downcast look they had in their first conversation. What? But she is a super workaholic, she is not idle even in the underworld, she writes a book every day and publishes it every month, this is out of print, it cannot be bought in the world."

"Then?" Li Yexi had never heard of this character.

"Although I'm not interested in these at all, I think these things may be useful to you, so I'll help you read and write them down," the original owner smiled, "I'll share them with you."

As soon as the original owner's voice fell, Li Yexi's brain suddenly felt a burst of dizziness, as if someone suddenly stuffed a lot of things into her head, it was too crowded, and her nerves were extremely painful. .

"What did you do to me?" Li Yexi bit her lower lip and picked up the phone, typing a question on the memo with great difficulty.

The original owner: "No, it's nothing, I, I just shared with you all the books I read recently..."

Li Yexi rubbed her temples and shook her head. As expected, the next second, the names and contents of a lot of books came out of her mind.

Li Yexi took a closer look and saw that they were:

"101 Skills for Chasing Girls", "101 Coups for Spoiling Your Wife", "101 Ways of Lesbian Life"...

The author has something to say: Original owner: You must not disappoint my expectations of you!

感谢在2020-10-2123:56:09~2020-10-2222:00:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Ye Xiaoye and Sanxingshan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!