The object is how to break Conan's physique

"I do not have……"

"Yeah, I understand." The green-eyed policeman said, "I understand, I understand, I understand everything."

"Yeah, I know, I don't discriminate against this. But you said that the neighbor smells... It's not appropriate after all, isn't it?"

Xue Lingyu: ...

Xue Lingyu: "I..."

"That's right, no discrimination." The green-eyed policeman interrupted the other party again.

It seems that they are afraid of being misunderstood by the Chinese in front of them. After all, the people of X are still very friendly, and they are so tolerant of various cultures.

Xue Lingyu: ...

Xue Lingyu felt very guilty, because he felt that he seemed to have caused this x countryman to misunderstand c country.

But he really doesn't eat shi!

Xue Lingyu roared in her heart!

Moreover!They Chinese eat everything!

The person who eats everything is obviously a person named Bei Ye recorded in the history of your country X! ! !

Xue Lingyu closed the door angrily, and sent the oven into the trash can the next day.

By the way, he was quite unconvinced at first, so he opened the door and smelled it when he threw the oven away.

After that, his complexion became disheveled.

This smell does seem to be a bit unpleasant...

But it must be because it's a fake oven!

In short, Xue Lingyu was unwilling to admit that it was her fault!

But with these three attempts, Xue Lingyu completely gave up the idea of ​​learning to cook by herself.

He also has reasons.

There are too many fake products in country x!

Xue Lingyu thought filled with righteous indignation.

snort!Those unscrupulous traders always buy some fake pots for themselves!Fake oven!Fake rice cooker!

All fakes are fake!

So it's too dangerous!

For the sake of your own safety, go to a fast food restaurant to buy something to eat in the future!

So Xue Lingyu, who made up her mind never to cook for herself, ate fast food for five years.

It's also because of his good genes.I haven't gained weight after eating for five years!

Although she didn't get fat, Xue Lingyu was really afraid of eating fast food.

Country X is very Westernized. Although the price of fast food is cheap, it's okay to eat it once in a while, but if you eat it every day, you will be unbearable.

Fortunately, I came back early.

Xue Lingyu thought.

Even though he came back to country c, he still doesn’t know how to cook, and no one cooks for him, but anyway, people in country c like to think about food. There are more than a dozen flavors of light quick-frozen dumplings. Three fresh pork, celery and eggs are enough He has eaten for a day without heavy samples.

Not to mention all kinds of instant noodles and self-heating rice.

As soon as he returned to country c, he found that the menu here was much richer than what he had in country x!

That's right, Mr. Xue, who has never been a non-foodie before, after five years of tempering, his taste has been reduced to such a level that as long as it is delicious self-heating food...

Alas, country c is better.

Xue Lingyu stared eagerly at the dumplings in the pot, and after a while saw the dumplings floating up one by one.Take out a chopstick and poke on the dumpling.

Take a closer look.

"Hey, it's familiar."

After that, I scooped up the dumplings with a colander, dipped them in Xiaodie vinegar and ate them happily.

After eating, Xue Lingyu touched her round belly with a satisfied face.

Really happy, Xue Lingyu wiped her small mouth.

As the so-called fullness and warmth, lust and desire.

Xue Lingyu felt sleepy when he was full and warm. Anyway, he was busy these few days, so he washed up, changed into pajamas, and tucked his head into his soft quilt.

At the moment when she fell asleep, Xue Lingyu always felt that she had forgotten something, but she couldn't hold back her drowsiness.

Forget it, if it was really important, how could I forget it.

Xue Lingyu shook her head, she must be thinking too much.

Xue Lingyu, who stopped thinking about other things, soon fell into a dream.

At this time, Xue Lingyu didn't know that on the other side of the city, a man couldn't fall asleep because of him.

In the bedroom, a red dot flickered on and off, and cigarette butts fell all over the floor...

………………

The next day, Xue Lingyu, who slept soundly and didn't get up until ten o'clock, looked at the man in front of her.

Well, now he finally remembered what he forgot.

Looking at the man Xue Lingyu blocking the door of his house, he smiled.

"Uh...hi"

Lin Chen: "..."

Lin Chen didn't speak, but kept staring at Xue Lingyu, his eyes were bloodshot, obviously he hadn't slept all night.

This made Xue Lingyu anxious, he was afraid that the other party would not speak.In addition, the other party's eyes are too scary at this time, and the eyes are red, as if they want to swallow him.

He knew that it would be embarrassing for the two to meet this time, and he was thinking of preparing for a suitable opportunity, but who knew that Chen Cheng said it out so quickly yesterday.

It's so miserable...

Xue Lingyu racked her brains to think how to ease the atmosphere.

"Uh... Mr. Lin has been... well."

Before Xue Lingyu could finish her sentence, the man in front of her blocked her remaining words...