The object is how to break Conan's physique

In the morning in S City, the sun was shining brightly, and the breeze was blowing on her cheeks. After Xue Lingyu got out of the car, she looked at the 800 yuan left in her hand...

It cost more than 200 to make one!

Xue Keai, who didn't know anything about prices in country C, suddenly realized that if she couldn't find a way to get some money, maybe in a few days, she would sleep on the streets at night.

Although he didn't have much money in his hands, Xue Lingyu, as the pampered master since he was a child, never wronged himself. He inquired around, and finally booked a room in a hotel with a decent decoration in the eyes of Mr. Xue. 666 yuan a night suite.

Then I took a hot bath in the room, then turned on the air conditioner, and got a good sleep.

When Xue Lingyu woke up, it was already slightly dark. He walked out of the room slowly, and after teasing with the girl at the front desk of the hotel, he found out the biggest night market in city S.

A city's night market can best reflect the city's microcosm. Xue Lingyu looked back and forth as she walked.

Xue Lingyu turned around, but couldn't find what she wanted, and finally stopped in front of an inconspicuous shop.

A businessman in a suit came out beamingly, with a white jade Pixiu wrapped in his hand.

Although the modern society emphasizes science, most people disdain Taoism, Feng Shui, etc., but due to historical reasons, many businessmen and entertainment stars in country c still believe in these things.

Many businessmen will invite fortune-telling utensils such as Piyun and cornucopia from the so-called masters to place in the living room.

Different from other brightly lit shops, the shop in front of me was dark inside, like a black shop, without even a sign, only a broken wooden board with the words "Antique" written in chalk.

If it weren't for the bright lights next to it, most people wouldn't notice it at all.

Xue Lingyu pushed the door open curiously and went in, and saw an uncle in Taoist robes hiding in the corner counting money, it was so thick, it was obvious that it was earned by the Pixiu just sold, in a small shop, but densely packed with There are magic tools, antiques and so on.

The boss is very serious about counting, and he doesn't even know who has entered the store.

He walked around the store first, looked at the decorations in the store with his tongue, then went to the table where the boss was lying on his stomach and called, "Boss."

Xue Lingyu yelled twice at first, but seeing that the boss didn't respond, she could only suddenly raise her voice, "Boss!"

The Taoist priest woke up suddenly, and hastily stuffed the money into his sleeves. While helping his hat, he shook the floating dust and said to Xue Lingyu, "Infinite longevity, it is fate for a good person to come to our shop. I don't know what kind of people need Dispelling confusion and eliminating disasters, as long as the poor can do it, there is no excuse for it."

Xue Lingyu: ...

Xue Lingyu said: "How can I buy this wooden sword hanging on the wall?"

Boss: "Infinite merit, good people really have good eyesight. This is the treasure of our shop. It is said that it was used by Zhang Tianshi. It has been used for thousands of years. It is carved from mahogany. Take a look at this label. Hang it at home to dispel it." To ward off evil spirits, attract wealth and dispel evil spirits..."

After listening to the boss's eloquent talk for almost 10 minutes, Xue Lingyu interrupted impatiently, "So how much is it?"

Boss: "...for a poor practitioner, money is something outside of him. It should be his duty, but it's a pity..."

Xue Lingyu, "How much?"

Boss: "Since a good man is destined for this sword, then..." The boss stretched out five fingers.

"If you are poor, just sell it at a low price, and only charge 5000 yuan for good people."

Xue Lingyu laughed angrily when he heard the profiteer lion open his mouth. When he was in country A, he had never seen any rare gadgets. Just this wooden sword painted with paint probably cost less than 100 yuan.

He lazily changed his posture and said, "Eighty."

The boss said, "Good man, let's save money and eliminate disasters. This shop will not bargain."

Xue Lingyu: "Eighty."

Boss: "... If a good person feels that the price is not suitable, Pindao can sell it to you at the merit price, five hundred, this time it can't be less."

Xue Lingyu: "Eighty."

Boss: ... "300 yuan, I really can't afford it this time."

Xue Lingyu didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so she pulled the boss aside, and said in a voice that only two people could hear, "You sold that white jade pixiu for a lot of money just now, but I think the surface of that pixiu is rough, probably It should cost no more than 300 yuan to make it with medicine water..."

boss:……

After Xue Lingyu finished speaking, she distanced herself from the boss, looked at the wooden sword on the wall, shook her head, and said with regret, "This wooden sword is ruddy in color and unique in shape, but I don't know how much it costs. I can't afford it... Alas..."

boss:……

Xue Lingyu: "Boss, how much do you say?"

Boss: "...eighty."

Xue Lingyu smiled with satisfaction.

Xue Lingyu: "I just realized that the clothes you are wearing are not bad."

Boss: ... I pretend I don't understand, okay?

Xue Lingyu emphasized again: "Oh, this dress is really nice."

Boss: "...to send you off?"

Xue Lingyu rubbed her chin: "The copper plate hanging on the key is also very distinctive."

The boss said weakly, "Send... all..."

A few minutes later, the boss, wearing a pair of underpants, sent the young man away with a crying face.

This is not shopping, it is clearly robbery!The boss thought angrily.

On the way back to the hotel, Xue Lingyu happily counted the things she took from the boss this time, a Taoist robe, a wooden sword, and a string of copper plates that are said to be used for divination.

Now, there are all the things to fool people, and the only thing left is the people who are fooled.

Xue Lingyu was thinking about where to pull an unlucky guy to cover her, when suddenly her waist felt cold, and a breathless voice said, "Hand over the money on your body."

A young man with yellow hair held Xue Lingyu's waist with a dagger. He is a gangster in this area. Seeing Xue Lingyu going in and out of such a big hotel today at a young age, I feel that he has a rich family, maybe he is rich. The young master of the family played the trick of running away from home again, so he set his sights on him, followed him all the time, and finally waited until there was no one around.

Xue Lingyu slowly pulled out a smile where the little gangster couldn't see.

Here comes the sheep.

"Hurry up, no one will pass by here, and it's useless to shout." Huang Mao saw that Xue Lingyu was still not moving, and was afraid that someone would pass by in a while, so he pressed a dagger on Xue Lingyu's waist, urging him like this.

"Really?" Xue Lingyu's smile gradually changed with her back to the yellow hair...

Huangmao: ...I always feel an ominous premonition.

Before Huang Mao could react from this premonition, Xue Lingyu suddenly turned around and kicked sideways, and the dagger fell to the ground with a "slap".

Xue Lingyu rubbed her fingers and showed a smile that made Huang Mao's hair stand on end, "I don't worry if no one hears."

Huangmao: ...

Five minutes later, the little gangster with dyed yellow hair begged Xue Lingyu for mercy, crying, "The strong man spares his life... the hero, please spare his life..."

Xue Lingyu's fist stopped a centimeter away from the tip of the yellow-haired pen, with a smile on her face, "What? Isn't it going to rob?"

"No, no." Seeing that Xue Lingyu finally stopped, Huang Mao cried and took out the money in his pocket, and said with snot and tears, "I don't know Taishan...I'll give you all the money, Please let me go..."

Xue Lingyu took the money unceremoniously, stuffed it into his pocket, and looked at Huangmao kindly, "Am I the kind of layman who can be bought by money?"

Huang Mao was terrified by his kind smile, and shook his head quickly.

Xue Lingyu looked up at the sky, showing a sad wry smile, "Thinking that I, Mr. Yumian, have withdrawn from the arena for many years, and now I don't even have a single person who knows me, and even a gangster like Qu Qu dares to bully me. Sigh..."

Huang Mao thought about it, but he couldn't figure out who this jade-faced gentleman was, and why he was so young after being famous for so many years, so he could only foolishly agree, "No, no, the style of the senior is still the same as before."

Xue Lingyu asked in surprise, "Don't you know I am Mr. Yumian?"

How dare Huang Mao say that he doesn't know, his nose is bruised and his face is swollen now, and he doesn't know how this man is so strong at such a young age, if he keeps beating, his ribs will be broken.

"Of course, those who are on the road don't know seniors. The sky was too dark just now. Otherwise, if you give me ten guts, I won't dare to rob you."

Xue Lingyu pretended to shake her head, "I had to cut off one of his hands for offending Mr. Yumian, but since you have heard of my name, I will give you an atonement." Opportunity……"

When Huang Mao heard that his hand was going to be amputated, he was so scared that he lost half his life, but now when he heard that there was a chance to make amends, he immediately agreed.

"You order, you order..."

Xue Lingyu whispered in his ear...

After finishing the work, he patted him on the shoulder, "Do it well, after the work is done, the benefits will be indispensable to you."

Huang Mao nodded in agreement, and was about to leave, but Xue Lingyu grabbed him again and made a gesture.

Huang Mao: "...Senior, I really have no money. I gave it all to you."

Xue Lingyu was unmoved, and pointed to Huangmao's other pocket.

Huangmao: ...

Huang Mao took out 200 yuan and handed it to him.

He pointed to the inside of the clothes again.

Huangmao: ...

Huang Mao took out another 200 yuan from the clothes test.

After repeating this several times, Huang Mao couldn't take it anymore. He took off his shoes crying, and took out two coins from the insole and handed them to Xue Lingyu. ah."

Only then did Xue Lingyu pinch her nose in disgust, and pushed the two smelly coins to Huang Mao, pretending to say, "I'm not a cruel person, how can I let you go home without money? Just take the bus on the road."

Before sending Huang Mao away, he still kindly told Xie, "Don't forget what I said!"

The little bastard ran away.

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