Teachers all over the world [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 98 Suck
Jiang Yan smiled: "...save him?"
Li Xuanqing was expressionless, while Jiang Yan smiled in disbelief.Li Xuanyu covered his face and coughed: "That's a long story."
Different from Li Xuanqing, Li Xuanyu was born with a floating temperament. To put it mildly, he is naturally romantic and adventurous, but to be honest, he is uncertain and unable to bear loneliness.
He was taken to Yunfu Mountain by his master when he was a child, and he was shut down for several years, and he was almost shut down... so that when he was practicing in the ice cave, Li Xuanyu split into several personalities and sang plays for himself.At that time, he made up his mind to be a wanderer who made his home around the world. After his master passed away, he really left Li Xuanqing behind and went out to play by himself.
"Actually, I met Shen Cang a few years ago." Li Xuanyu said, "I spent some time in the devil world, secretly drank his wine, soaked up his girls, and even became a demon and called him brother... "
"At that time, we were so good that we wore the same pair of trousers and covered the same quilt...Why didn't I see that he had the potential to break his sleeves??"
Speaking of this, Li Xuanyu showed a puzzled expression, as if he was quite confused.
Jiang Yan smiled and said, "Don't you?"
Li Xuanyu pointed at himself: "...I am?"
Among them, the young boy in white didn't look sideways, and snorted softly from his nose.
Li Xuanyu and Jiang Yan smiled: "..."
"Brother, what do you mean by that?" Li Xuanyu said, "You can't assume that everyone has broken sleeves just because you are broken sleeves, right?"
Jiang Yan smiled and said immediately: "No, no, that's wrong. Master doesn't think that everyone has broken sleeves, he just doubts you."
Li Xuanyu:? ? ?
He and Jiang Yanxiao looked at each other, the latter looked innocent, and his neck shrank behind Li Xuanqing.
"...That's all," Li Xuanyu rolled his eyes, straightened up and continued, "Anyway, I've always regarded him as a buddy. Later, when I had enough fun and wanted to leave, he even gave me a farewell."
Jiang Yan smiled: "Then?"
"We haven't seen each other for many years. When we met again, we were in Butterfly Valley." Li Xuanyu looked straight ahead, but his eyes didn't fall on the real place, as if he saw a scene from farther back through the long street. It was indeed a whim, and she pretended to be a woman."
"I seldom do that, but that time I was bumped into by Shen Cang. He stopped me at that time, stammered and asked my name, where was my family, and it was the most embarrassing way to strike up a conversation." .”
"I thought at the time, this kid didn't recognize me, so he started to play tricks. I wanted to reveal my identity the next day and give him a surprise, but I didn't expect that the old demon king Yu Nian was so wicked that he took advantage of me. Shen Cang, that silly dog has fallen in love!"
Jiang Yan smiled: "... infatuated?"
Li Xuanqing stopped in his tracks: "A kind of poison."
"That's right, it's an insoluble poison." Li Xuanyu said, "The poisoned person will suffer from lovesickness, insanity and madness, there is no cure, struggle ups and downs between hallucinations and reality, and finally die of insanity."
[...It's too messy,] Jiang Yan said to the system with a smile, [This book is really too messy. 】
"Of course, there is no cure but death. That's what I said before I appeared."
Jiang Yan smiled: "How do you say?"
"Love infatuation is a kind of demonic poison, which was controlled by a certain demon king, and Jiuyue epilepsy is also a kind of poison, which was controlled by me." Li Xuanyu chuckled, "To fight poison with poison, you can detoxify, understand?"
……
In order to prove Li Xuanyu's statement, Li Xuanqing directly took Li Xuanyu to the Sun Moon Palace and found Shen Cang.
At that time, Shen Cang was sitting on the obsidian steps in a daze.
The purple moon was dim, casting a long dark shadow on the steps.Demon Lord Shen Cang was dressed in a purple robe, staring at the ground with his head raised, without the slightest hint of domineering and arrogant in the past, like a big dog abandoned by its master.
The Sun and Moon Palace is empty, the once loyal subordinates and servants have all dispersed, leaving the Demon King alone waiting to die - this situation is so sad that even Jiang Yanxiao can't bear it, and there is a trace of sympathy in the funnyness.
I don't know if they were drunk again or something, when they were only a few feet away from Shen Cang, Shen Cang didn't notice any abnormality yet.
Jiang Yanxiao turned his head to look at Li Xuanyu, the latter's expression was indifferent, and the way he put away his hippie smile was three points like Li Xuanqing.
"Shen Cang."
Li Xuanyu called him and strode forward.While walking, the face, body shape and even the dress have all changed!
He was an inch taller, and his whole body was leaner and taller. The light blue skirt turned into a blue gown, and the pearl hairpin on his head disappeared, revealing a young face without makeup.
Shen Cang slowly raised his head, staring blankly at Li Xuanqing.
"Heqing..."
His eye sockets instantly turned red, and the tall man, who was nearly two meters tall, stood up abruptly, rushing towards Li Xuanyu like a whirlwind!
Li Xuanyu stretched out his hand: "Slow—!"
Before he finished speaking, he was already tightly embraced by Shen Cang and strangled in his arms.Shen Cang was so excited that his whole body was trembling, and while trembling, he said: "Daughter-in-law, are you going to beat me up again?"
"Hit, hit! I won't let go even if I'm beaten to death!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Life is worth it!"
"..."
Li Xuanqing and Jiang Yanxiao didn't know how to react yet, Li Xuanyu slashed the back of Shen Cang's neck with a knife, and with a bang, Shen Cang came into intimate contact with the ground.
"Look, it's just that nervous." Li Xuanyu clapped his hands, his drooping eyelashes properly covered the emotion in his eyes, "I've been poisoned and stick to me every day, saying such nasty things as hell, and even moving my hands..."
Speaking of this, Li Xuanyu suddenly paused.
"Oh~" Jiang Yanxiao keenly heard something extraordinary, and the soul of gossip was burning, "So the uncle didn't tell the devil that you were detoxifying him, but let the devil think that he was about to die ..."
"Are you taking revenge on him, what did you do to you?"
"..."
Of course Li Xuanyu wouldn't answer this question, so he glanced at Jiangyan with a smile, and walked away.
Shen Cang Pi Dian'er ran after him.Jiang Yanxiao still wanted to chase, but was held back by Li Xuanqing, and dragged to a side hall with a dull face.
An indescribable night passed, and on the second day, Shen Cang fulfilled his promise and began to teach Jiang Yanxiao exercises.
"Heyi, called Master." In the empty hall, Shen Cang stood tall with a golden knife, pointed to Li Xuanyu with a dark face next to him, and smiled at Jiang Yan, "Today, under the supervision of your master, I will teach you how to vomit. The method of accepting."
Although Jiang Yanxiao has a talent bonus and can learn everything very quickly, it is another way after all, and basic skills are still necessary.So Jiang Yanxiao accepted it readily, and smiled at Li Xuanyu, "Hi, Mistress! I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!"
When he said this, Li Xuanyu's eye knife wanted to poke him to death.Shen Cang blushed with excitement, seeing this apprentice couldn't be more pleasing to the eye.
Only the little boy in white stood quietly by the side, and I stood still, becoming the source of suppressing all riots.
[It feels good to have Master's backing. 】Jiang Yan smiled while practicing with Mozun, and was able to distract himself from chatting with the system, 【Like, like...】
System: [Like what? 】
Jiang Yan smiled: [Standing at the top of the food chain! 】
In the past, without Li Xuanqing's backing, he would still be restricted by his status and spell skills, and he could not do whatever he wanted, and the road to apprenticeship was quite difficult.And with Li Xuanqing in charge, it's like playing with a teacher to do tasks.
His target is Shen Cang, and Shen Cang's weakness is Li Xuanyu.Li Xuanyu was afraid of his senior brother, Li Xuanqing had only him in his eyes.After going around like this, Jiang Yanxiao was actually lifted to the top.
After such a few days, Jiang Yanxiao mastered the basic spells.The only trouble is that Shen Cang is too forgetful, and his memory is automatically cleared at midnight. Sometimes Jiang Yanxiao discussed with him the day before and Shen Cang didn't remember at all the next day. Come on, first wake up the memory through the diary, and then look for Li Xuanyu everywhere to confirm his existence, begging for beatings, begging for hugs and chatting all over the sky, and finally it is his turn as the "apprentice", wasting a lot of time.
On this day, Shen Cang was teaching Jiang Yanxiao sword skills, Li Xuanqing was sitting on the sidelines, Li Xuanyu was bored and changed his face to play.
The sky suddenly changed, the already very dark sky was so gloomy that it could drip water, and black clouds rushed from afar, covering the purple moon in the middle of the sky.
Shen Cang stopped his movements, and looked at the sky with Li Xuanyu.Jiang Yanxiao only glanced at it, walked to Li Xuanqing, leaned over Li Xuanqing's ear and said, "Junior Brother Mu Yan, why do I think this scene looks familiar?"
He really wasn't afraid at all, and he was a little faintly excited.
Li Xuanqing held his hand and stood up, smiling at Jiang Yan, "Yes."
"Report—!"
Just as they exchanged eyebrows, a cry came from far to near, which exploded in their ears.
I saw the only remaining guard of the Sun Moon Palace—the Balrog turned into a ball of fire and rolled towards him, and it rolled to the feet of the Demon Lord before returning to its original shape, and shouted: "Your Majesty, something is wrong!"
"Wait a moment." Shen Cang responded casually, all his attention was on Li Xuanyu.
He didn't care about other people's eyes, and he went down to grab Li Xuanyu's hand in full view, but was swung away by Li Xuanyu. Shen Cang was not discouraged, and went to catch it again. After being beaten several times, he retracted the back of his hand that turned red, and said aggrievedly: "There is no one in front of my daughter-in-law." Big deal. Okay, tell me, who is coming to attack again?"
The Balrog seemed to be used to Shen Cang like this, and was made to lose his temper. He only glanced at Li Xuanyu and then looked away.On the other hand, Jiang Yanxiao was very speechless. No wonder there is an old saying that beauty deceives the king. This love infatuation is really not an ordinary poison, and it directly made the majestic devil into a fool!
"This time it's not an internal traitor, but an outside invasion!" The Balrog was so anxious that his mouth burst into flames, "The ghost king of the underworld led three thousand ghost soldiers and surrounded Moyi!"
Li Xuanqing was expressionless, while Jiang Yan smiled in disbelief.Li Xuanyu covered his face and coughed: "That's a long story."
Different from Li Xuanqing, Li Xuanyu was born with a floating temperament. To put it mildly, he is naturally romantic and adventurous, but to be honest, he is uncertain and unable to bear loneliness.
He was taken to Yunfu Mountain by his master when he was a child, and he was shut down for several years, and he was almost shut down... so that when he was practicing in the ice cave, Li Xuanyu split into several personalities and sang plays for himself.At that time, he made up his mind to be a wanderer who made his home around the world. After his master passed away, he really left Li Xuanqing behind and went out to play by himself.
"Actually, I met Shen Cang a few years ago." Li Xuanyu said, "I spent some time in the devil world, secretly drank his wine, soaked up his girls, and even became a demon and called him brother... "
"At that time, we were so good that we wore the same pair of trousers and covered the same quilt...Why didn't I see that he had the potential to break his sleeves??"
Speaking of this, Li Xuanyu showed a puzzled expression, as if he was quite confused.
Jiang Yan smiled and said, "Don't you?"
Li Xuanyu pointed at himself: "...I am?"
Among them, the young boy in white didn't look sideways, and snorted softly from his nose.
Li Xuanyu and Jiang Yan smiled: "..."
"Brother, what do you mean by that?" Li Xuanyu said, "You can't assume that everyone has broken sleeves just because you are broken sleeves, right?"
Jiang Yan smiled and said immediately: "No, no, that's wrong. Master doesn't think that everyone has broken sleeves, he just doubts you."
Li Xuanyu:? ? ?
He and Jiang Yanxiao looked at each other, the latter looked innocent, and his neck shrank behind Li Xuanqing.
"...That's all," Li Xuanyu rolled his eyes, straightened up and continued, "Anyway, I've always regarded him as a buddy. Later, when I had enough fun and wanted to leave, he even gave me a farewell."
Jiang Yan smiled: "Then?"
"We haven't seen each other for many years. When we met again, we were in Butterfly Valley." Li Xuanyu looked straight ahead, but his eyes didn't fall on the real place, as if he saw a scene from farther back through the long street. It was indeed a whim, and she pretended to be a woman."
"I seldom do that, but that time I was bumped into by Shen Cang. He stopped me at that time, stammered and asked my name, where was my family, and it was the most embarrassing way to strike up a conversation." .”
"I thought at the time, this kid didn't recognize me, so he started to play tricks. I wanted to reveal my identity the next day and give him a surprise, but I didn't expect that the old demon king Yu Nian was so wicked that he took advantage of me. Shen Cang, that silly dog has fallen in love!"
Jiang Yan smiled: "... infatuated?"
Li Xuanqing stopped in his tracks: "A kind of poison."
"That's right, it's an insoluble poison." Li Xuanyu said, "The poisoned person will suffer from lovesickness, insanity and madness, there is no cure, struggle ups and downs between hallucinations and reality, and finally die of insanity."
[...It's too messy,] Jiang Yan said to the system with a smile, [This book is really too messy. 】
"Of course, there is no cure but death. That's what I said before I appeared."
Jiang Yan smiled: "How do you say?"
"Love infatuation is a kind of demonic poison, which was controlled by a certain demon king, and Jiuyue epilepsy is also a kind of poison, which was controlled by me." Li Xuanyu chuckled, "To fight poison with poison, you can detoxify, understand?"
……
In order to prove Li Xuanyu's statement, Li Xuanqing directly took Li Xuanyu to the Sun Moon Palace and found Shen Cang.
At that time, Shen Cang was sitting on the obsidian steps in a daze.
The purple moon was dim, casting a long dark shadow on the steps.Demon Lord Shen Cang was dressed in a purple robe, staring at the ground with his head raised, without the slightest hint of domineering and arrogant in the past, like a big dog abandoned by its master.
The Sun and Moon Palace is empty, the once loyal subordinates and servants have all dispersed, leaving the Demon King alone waiting to die - this situation is so sad that even Jiang Yanxiao can't bear it, and there is a trace of sympathy in the funnyness.
I don't know if they were drunk again or something, when they were only a few feet away from Shen Cang, Shen Cang didn't notice any abnormality yet.
Jiang Yanxiao turned his head to look at Li Xuanyu, the latter's expression was indifferent, and the way he put away his hippie smile was three points like Li Xuanqing.
"Shen Cang."
Li Xuanyu called him and strode forward.While walking, the face, body shape and even the dress have all changed!
He was an inch taller, and his whole body was leaner and taller. The light blue skirt turned into a blue gown, and the pearl hairpin on his head disappeared, revealing a young face without makeup.
Shen Cang slowly raised his head, staring blankly at Li Xuanqing.
"Heqing..."
His eye sockets instantly turned red, and the tall man, who was nearly two meters tall, stood up abruptly, rushing towards Li Xuanyu like a whirlwind!
Li Xuanyu stretched out his hand: "Slow—!"
Before he finished speaking, he was already tightly embraced by Shen Cang and strangled in his arms.Shen Cang was so excited that his whole body was trembling, and while trembling, he said: "Daughter-in-law, are you going to beat me up again?"
"Hit, hit! I won't let go even if I'm beaten to death!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Life is worth it!"
"..."
Li Xuanqing and Jiang Yanxiao didn't know how to react yet, Li Xuanyu slashed the back of Shen Cang's neck with a knife, and with a bang, Shen Cang came into intimate contact with the ground.
"Look, it's just that nervous." Li Xuanyu clapped his hands, his drooping eyelashes properly covered the emotion in his eyes, "I've been poisoned and stick to me every day, saying such nasty things as hell, and even moving my hands..."
Speaking of this, Li Xuanyu suddenly paused.
"Oh~" Jiang Yanxiao keenly heard something extraordinary, and the soul of gossip was burning, "So the uncle didn't tell the devil that you were detoxifying him, but let the devil think that he was about to die ..."
"Are you taking revenge on him, what did you do to you?"
"..."
Of course Li Xuanyu wouldn't answer this question, so he glanced at Jiangyan with a smile, and walked away.
Shen Cang Pi Dian'er ran after him.Jiang Yanxiao still wanted to chase, but was held back by Li Xuanqing, and dragged to a side hall with a dull face.
An indescribable night passed, and on the second day, Shen Cang fulfilled his promise and began to teach Jiang Yanxiao exercises.
"Heyi, called Master." In the empty hall, Shen Cang stood tall with a golden knife, pointed to Li Xuanyu with a dark face next to him, and smiled at Jiang Yan, "Today, under the supervision of your master, I will teach you how to vomit. The method of accepting."
Although Jiang Yanxiao has a talent bonus and can learn everything very quickly, it is another way after all, and basic skills are still necessary.So Jiang Yanxiao accepted it readily, and smiled at Li Xuanyu, "Hi, Mistress! I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!"
When he said this, Li Xuanyu's eye knife wanted to poke him to death.Shen Cang blushed with excitement, seeing this apprentice couldn't be more pleasing to the eye.
Only the little boy in white stood quietly by the side, and I stood still, becoming the source of suppressing all riots.
[It feels good to have Master's backing. 】Jiang Yan smiled while practicing with Mozun, and was able to distract himself from chatting with the system, 【Like, like...】
System: [Like what? 】
Jiang Yan smiled: [Standing at the top of the food chain! 】
In the past, without Li Xuanqing's backing, he would still be restricted by his status and spell skills, and he could not do whatever he wanted, and the road to apprenticeship was quite difficult.And with Li Xuanqing in charge, it's like playing with a teacher to do tasks.
His target is Shen Cang, and Shen Cang's weakness is Li Xuanyu.Li Xuanyu was afraid of his senior brother, Li Xuanqing had only him in his eyes.After going around like this, Jiang Yanxiao was actually lifted to the top.
After such a few days, Jiang Yanxiao mastered the basic spells.The only trouble is that Shen Cang is too forgetful, and his memory is automatically cleared at midnight. Sometimes Jiang Yanxiao discussed with him the day before and Shen Cang didn't remember at all the next day. Come on, first wake up the memory through the diary, and then look for Li Xuanyu everywhere to confirm his existence, begging for beatings, begging for hugs and chatting all over the sky, and finally it is his turn as the "apprentice", wasting a lot of time.
On this day, Shen Cang was teaching Jiang Yanxiao sword skills, Li Xuanqing was sitting on the sidelines, Li Xuanyu was bored and changed his face to play.
The sky suddenly changed, the already very dark sky was so gloomy that it could drip water, and black clouds rushed from afar, covering the purple moon in the middle of the sky.
Shen Cang stopped his movements, and looked at the sky with Li Xuanyu.Jiang Yanxiao only glanced at it, walked to Li Xuanqing, leaned over Li Xuanqing's ear and said, "Junior Brother Mu Yan, why do I think this scene looks familiar?"
He really wasn't afraid at all, and he was a little faintly excited.
Li Xuanqing held his hand and stood up, smiling at Jiang Yan, "Yes."
"Report—!"
Just as they exchanged eyebrows, a cry came from far to near, which exploded in their ears.
I saw the only remaining guard of the Sun Moon Palace—the Balrog turned into a ball of fire and rolled towards him, and it rolled to the feet of the Demon Lord before returning to its original shape, and shouted: "Your Majesty, something is wrong!"
"Wait a moment." Shen Cang responded casually, all his attention was on Li Xuanyu.
He didn't care about other people's eyes, and he went down to grab Li Xuanyu's hand in full view, but was swung away by Li Xuanyu. Shen Cang was not discouraged, and went to catch it again. After being beaten several times, he retracted the back of his hand that turned red, and said aggrievedly: "There is no one in front of my daughter-in-law." Big deal. Okay, tell me, who is coming to attack again?"
The Balrog seemed to be used to Shen Cang like this, and was made to lose his temper. He only glanced at Li Xuanyu and then looked away.On the other hand, Jiang Yanxiao was very speechless. No wonder there is an old saying that beauty deceives the king. This love infatuation is really not an ordinary poison, and it directly made the majestic devil into a fool!
"This time it's not an internal traitor, but an outside invasion!" The Balrog was so anxious that his mouth burst into flames, "The ghost king of the underworld led three thousand ghost soldiers and surrounded Moyi!"
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