Teachers all over the world [Transmigration Book]

Qi and blood rushed straight to his forehead, and Jiang Yan rushed in with a smile.

The inkstone on the table was still there, but it was dark and inconspicuous, so he ignored it just now.The bald brush fell under the table, and the three Buddhist scriptures also fell down, lying dead in a mess.

Jiang Yanxiao rummaged through one of the tables, wishing he could break the table... Still he couldn't find the eighteen pieces of rice paper he had copied.

Jiang Yanxiao got out from under the table and leaned against the wooden table, the smile on his face disappeared completely.

[System,] He bent the knuckles of his index finger and tapped on the table three times, [You said... who did it? 】

Jiang Yanxiao didn't intend to swallow his anger, picked up the white jade bottle, and planned to find trouble.

In the past two days, Jiang Yanxiao was roughly familiar with the structure of the Jokhang Enci Temple, and also took the opportunity to touch the residence of the two "Wukong".

They live far away from Cixin, close to the west side office room, about 300 meters away from Cixin's living room.

When Jiang Yanxiao rushed in, two young monks were making brooms.

"..." Jiang Yan put the white jade bottle on the table with a bang, and asked, too lazy to beat around the bush, "Who did it?!"

Uninvited guests broke into the house, and the two of them stopped their movements at the same time, neither of them looked very good.

Juekong stared at Jiang Yan and smiled bitterly, his brows twisted into Chuanzi: "Xiao Zichu, what do you mean? Come to Xingshi to inquire about crimes?!"

"That's right," Jiang Yan said with a smile, "I'll say it again, the Buddhist scriptures I copied are gone, who among you did it?!"

Juekong jumped up suddenly, his eyes were about to burst into flames: "Your Buddhist scriptures are gone, what do you want us to do?! Who knows if the wind blows them away, or you deliberately hid them or burned them to frame me ?”

Jiang Yan said with a smile: "Yes. Who knows whether you deliberately moved the inkstone away to let the Buddhist scriptures be blown away by the wind, or deliberately destroyed the corpse and wiped out the traces, and took the opportunity to bite back?"

Juekong: "I didn't!!!"

Jue Wu also stood up, looked at Jiang Yan with a fixed smile: "Why do you have to admit what you haven't done?"

Compared with Juekong's furious rage, Juewu looked much calmer, but his eyes were angry, he didn't seem to want to tear himself apart with Jiang Yanxiao, and was trying his best to suppress his anger.

His peripheral vision swept over the white jade bottle on the table, then turned back as if nothing had happened, and landed on Jiang Yanxiao.

"Zi Chu," he said, "I know what you think."

"You must have thought that we were jealous of you and stole your transcribed Buddhist scriptures because the master favored you." Jue Wu pursed his lips into a line and clenched his hands in his sleeves into fists, "However, even if we are convicted , we must also pay attention to evidence, and it is unfair to accuse us of wronging us with empty words."

"Juekong and I didn't do this, we have a clear conscience," Juewu said, "If you don't believe me, you can seek justice from the master, and let the master judge who is right and who is wrong."

"That's right, if you have the ability, go and sue the master!" Juekong said, "If the investigation reveals that we did not do anything, you will get out of the Jokhang Enci Temple!"

The two of them sang the red face and the other sang the bad face, and the coordination was almost seamless. Jiang Yan looked at them with a smile, and the initial anger deflated like a punctured balloon.

A new idea flashed through his mind, and Jiang Yanxiao suddenly wanted to laugh.

But he held back and said angrily: "The evidence must have been destroyed by you!"

Juekong said: "Then do you dare to bet?! You can go to the master to complain. If the final evidence proves that we did it, we will leave. Otherwise, you will leave!"

Jue Wu sighed beside him: "Hey, why did it go to this point?"

Jiang Yan smiled: "Why should I make this bet with you!"

Juekong: "What, are you afraid?"

Jiang Yan said with a smile: "Who is afraid of you?!"

However, his tone weakened, and he looked stern and worried.

"Wukong, you all know how to bully people!" Jiang Yanxiao uttered the last cruel words, picked up the white jade bottle, and took a few steps back, "Man is doing it, and the sky is watching! You are destroying Buddhist scriptures, and the Buddha will not let you go." !"

After speaking, he turned around and ran out, raising his sleeves while running, wiping away tears that didn't exist... as if he was crying out of anger.

Juewu and Juekong waited for a day without any questioning.Jiang Yanxiao didn't bother with the matter anymore, and entered the Buddha Pagoda smoothly at noon that day.

After the incantation, continuous Sanskrit sounds came from my ears.Jiang Yan smiled and touched the ground with his toes, landing on the lowest floor of the entire pagoda.

He first went to the small river to find a weeping willow, and broke off a willow branch.Afterwards, Jiang Yanxiao looked around, caught sight of the big-headed beast, and smiled slowly.

"My dear, good afternoon." Jiang Yan smiled and made friends with Taotie.

Xiaoguai: "Hey——!"

Jiang Yan smiled and heard its roar, and was no longer afraid.Facing Xiaoguai's glaring gaze, he shook the wicker with a smile, poked the slender willow branch into the thin neck, and brought out a few drops of light golden Jinqiongyulu.

Jiang Yanxiao flicked his wrist, and the condensation on the willow branches flew out, turning into a few golden clouds in midair.

The Taotie boy immediately opened his mouth wide, jumped up, and swallowed all the floating clouds into his mouth.

"Roar!" It roared again, but this time the voice was much lower, presumably because it was short-mouthed, so it wouldn't be good to smile so fiercely at Jiang Yan again.

Seeing Taotie being fed, the monsters and beasts on the first floor were ready to move, and they all ran over to surround Jiang Yanxiao, forming an encirclement circle.

Jiang Yan smiled without fear, looked around and said to them, "Want to eat?"

Some monsters narrowed their eyes, some wagged their tails, and some nodded sincerely, but no matter what their expressions were, they didn't take half a step back.

"Very good," Jiang Yan said with a smile, "As long as you answer the questions, I'll give you something to eat."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Yanxiao stretched out the willow branch from the mouth of the bottle again. After it was covered with Jin Qiongyu dew, he swung it out, and shouted at the same time: "Good lord, go on!"

This time, more Jinqiongyulu was thrown out.Taotie didn't expect that Jiang Yanxiao would feed it, and when he heard the order, he jumped up subconsciously and swallowed dozens of golden clouds into his stomach.

"... Hiccup." This time, Xiaoguai didn't even yell, but hiccupped, nodded to Jiang Yanxiao, then turned and left.

All the ferocious beasts made way for Xiaoguai, and after watching it leave, they all stared at Jiang Yanxiao with piercing eyes.

Just now, Jiang Yanxiao fed the little boy repeatedly, and the beasts didn't dare to show their jealousy. They could only watch helplessly as the little boy ate his first full meal in a few years and went for a walk proudly.

Holding the willow stick with his fingers, stirring it gently in the golden jade dew, Jiang Yan smiled and said: "My good lord has saved my life, and he is still the tower beast of the pagoda. No matter what the reason is, I should invite him first." Eat, and take good care of my darling."

"Next, it's your turn." Jiang Yan said with a smile, "How about this, let's play a game."

All the ferocious beasts showed doubts.

Jiang Yan said with a smile: "This game is called quick answer!"

"I ask a question, and the man who answers first will be able to eat Jinqiongyulu. There is no limit to the number of times you answer the question, the more times you answer, the more you will eat. Of course, no lying, no vicious competition, if there is any objection or contradiction I will judge by myself. My dear friend who I have identified as a 'liar' or a 'shit stirrer', I'm sorry, you will have to go hungry."

Before all the fierce beasts could react, Jiang Yan said with a smile: "The first question--does Mozun refer to Mozun Shen Cang?"

Some ferocious beasts reacted slowly, still digesting the rules of the game just now, and immediately blurted out cleverly, shouting: "Yes, it is him! The current Demon King Shen Cang!"

Jiang Yan nodded slightly with a smile, and threw a drop of Jinqiongyulu at the Yaksha.Yasha opened his mouth triumphantly, swallowed the golden cloud flying in front of him, chewed it, and exhaled two streams of air from his nostrils.

"...Well." It let out a contented sigh, almost showing off its wit.

The other ferocious beasts glared at Yasha one after another, baring their teeth and showing jealousy.At this time, Jiang Yan laughed and asked the second question quickly: "I heard that the Demon Lord is insane?"

A candle dragon stretched its neck to answer: "Yes, yes! He is crazy!"

"Wait, I haven't finished asking," Jiang Yan said with a smile, "...What madness?"

Zhulong retracted his neck, his eyes were dazed, and he didn't seem to know the answer.For the other beasts, I look at you, and you look at me. For a while, no one opened their mouths to answer.

"Oh? You don't even know?" Jiang Yanxiao took the time to stir Jin Qiongyulu, "Then, the cutie who answered this question correctly can be full!"

As soon as the word "full" fell, the nine-headed bird, which had been watching coldly, opened its sharp beak, and the nine heads said in unison: "It's September Mania!!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "Jiuyue epilepsy?"

"Yes," the nine heads of the nine-headed bird trembled together, as if recalling some terrible scene, "Jiuyue epilepsy is a kind of poison, and the poisoned person will have fifteen attacks every month, which will produce different symptoms and last for a whole day. In September, there was no cure at last, and he exploded to death."

It doesn't sound too good.Jiang Yan smiled and said, "What symptoms?"

The other monsters had obviously seen it before, and they were about to reply, but the Nine-Headed Bird Head reacted quickly and seized the opportunity again: "I used to be the bodyguard next to the Demon Lord, and I served him for two months after the Demon Lord was poisoned. "

"On the fifteenth day of the first month, Mozun lost all his hair overnight and became a bald man!"

Jiang Yan smiled:?

"Fortunately, it grew back soon after that," Nine-headed Bird said, "By the fifteenth day of the second month, the demon's body had a mutation."

Jiang Yan smiled: "What mutation?"

Nine-headed bird faltered, didn't know whether it was scruples or it was difficult to speak, so he didn't say anything for a second.

Just this second gave the other ferocious beasts a chance.A bastard said loudly: "It's breasts - he has grown a pair of woman's breasts!!!"

Jiang Yan smiled:? ? ?

He thought he heard it wrong, thought for a moment, and said, "The devil...is he a man?"

Wang Bajing said: "Yes!"

The corner of Jiang Yan's mouth twitched with a smile, and he threw two drops of Jin Qiong Yulu to Jiutou Niao, and another two drops to Wang Bajing.

The nine-headed bird swallowed more than a dozen clouds in a row, satiated, and no longer participated in the answering game. Wang Bajing regained his energy, and Heidou stared at Jiang Yanxiao without blinking, waiting for Jiang Yanxiao to ask questions.

"...Okay," Jiang Yan said with a smile, "What about the third month?"

Wang Bajing said: "The Demon Venerable has night blindness!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "..."

"...Ah," Jiang Yan said with a smile, "as far as I know, night blindness is nothing, it's just inconvenient at night, and it doesn't affect vision during the day."

"You don't know," Wang Bajing said, "the demon world is at the bottom of the six realms, the purple moon hangs in the sky, and there is no sun. Most of the time in the day, the demon world is pitch black, and the demon king also likes obsidian. Made of obsidian..."

Jiang Yan smiled: "..."

Jiang Yan smiled: "How do you know so much?"

Wang Bajing said: "My house is in the blood pool of the Demon Realm. After the Demon Master was poisoned, his temper became extremely irritable, and he would take it out on us at every turn."

"In the first month, he blasted a big hole in the dome of the Sun Palace. In the second month, he uprooted all the tree demons in front of the Moon Palace. In the third month, he became half blind. The homes of these fish, shrimp, turtles are ruined!"

"Woooooo..." Speaking of sad things, Wang Ba was deeply saddened, "We don't want to come out to make trouble! It's not that the loyal master has gone crazy and has to go out to flee and struggle to make a living."

"...This is not an excuse for you to be a monster and harm people." Jiang Yan said with a smile, "So, it's the fourth month."

"No one knows about this." Wang Bajing said, "The Demon Lord was poisoned more than three months ago!"

That's it... Interesting.

In the original book, since Li Xuanqing is the master of the protagonist, and Ji Jiuyun is the master of the villain, the two have more scenes, and Jiang Yanxiao knew each other from the beginning.In contrast, Ci Xin and Shen Cang appear very few times, and it is difficult for Jiang Yanxiao to get more information from the original work.

He said to Wang Bajing: "Okay, the questions you answered are enough for you to eat, let's give the opportunity to other cuties." So he dipped in Jinqiongyulu and threw it to Wang Bajing.

Wang Bajing began to enjoy the food in place.While it was munching and eating, Jiang Yan smiled and said to the other fierce beasts: "Then, here comes the problem."

"Who poisoned the demon?"

"I know!!" A bee demon frantically flapped its wings and stunned Fei Lian who was standing next to it, "It's the lord!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "What the hell? Stewed??"

"Yes, the master of the medicine house, the actual ruler of the demon world." The bee demon nodded, "A year ago, the master of the house turned out to be born, and at that time the younger brother of the demon king rebelled and was leading his confidantes to rebel, intending to overthrow his predecessor. The rule of the demon king. The two sides fought fiercely, and suffered heavy casualties."

"At this moment, the owner of the house appeared. No one knows whether he is a human or a ghost, a demon or a demon. In short, he wiped out the demon world with one strike, and put the two factions in one pot!"

"Brothers of the Empress Demon King bowed their heads, and the lord settled down in the Butterfly Valley of the Demon Realm," the Bee Demon paused, and said, "...beginning to stay out of the valley, crazily refining medicine."

Jiang Yan smiled:? ? ?

Jiang Yan smiled: "The owner of this house is actually a poison king... Uh, medicine sage? Just to find a place to refine medicine?"

The bee demon said: "I don't know about that."

Jiang Yan smiled and fed Jin Qiongyulu to the bee demon.As soon as Jin Qiongyulu turned into a cloud, she heard Fei Lian beside the bee demon say: "My lord! Although it answered well, it only spoke part of it."

Jiang Yan smiled and said with interest: "Please add."

"I know why Master Lu wants to poison the Demon Lord." Fei Lian said, "Because the Demon Lord loves him and can't do it, Master Lu can't bear to be bothered!!!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "...Huh?"

I didn't expect that a random set of words would come up with a bunch of twists and turns of love and hatred.Jiang Yanxiao forced himself to hold back his laughter, "So the owner of the house is a woman?"

Fei Lian said: "No, he is also a man."

Jiang Yan smiled:? ? ?

Jin Yan yelled at the side: "It's obviously a woman!"

Fei Lian roared, "It's a man!"

"woman!"

"man!!!"

……

They are getting louder and more fierce, wishing to fight on the spot.Jiang Yanxiao took out a bamboo pole from his sleeve, and stomped on the ground three times: "Stop arguing! If you continue arguing, the question just now will be void!"

Jin Yanshou and Fei Lian fell silent all of a sudden.

Jin Yan: "...beep."

"Don't act like a baby, it's useless." Jiang Yan smiled coldly, "I didn't expect that everyone would disagree on this issue."

"Whether the owner of the medicine house is male or female, human or demon, I have never seen it before, so I have no way of judging." Jiang Yan said with a smile, "Is there any insider willing to provide some information? Reward three drops of Jinqiongyulu."

"I! I know!" Fei Lian rushed to prove that he was right, "I have been to Butterfly Valley, and I was lucky enough to meet the owner of the house."

Jiang Yan smiled: "Oh?"

"He is six feet tall, with an ordinary appearance, a thick beard, and a vicissitudes of life." Fei Lian said, "Although I don't know what the original body is, but the way he behaves and speaks, he looks like a man!"

The bee demon next to Fei Lian snorted and raised his head from the golden cloud: "Although I agree with you that the Master is a man. But I am also fortunate to have met the Master—he is obviously a beautiful man with a beautiful face! "

"I think you've all been blinded by blindfolds!" Jin Yan broke in with great difficulty, almost crying in anxiety, "I've seen Luzhu too!"

"I saw with my own eyes that Demon Venerable fell in love with Luzhu at first sight - she is obviously a woman with big breasts and thin waist!!!"