Shanhai Farm is operating
Chapter 7
The video is very short, and the characters in it are all stick figures, ugly ones, but after watching for a long time, there is a strange cuteness.
The video begins with a happy and peaceful family gathering. The protagonist has the word "protagonist" written on his head, and the other characters also wear their own character names.
At the beginning of the plot, the bear boy came over holding the doll: "This doll is beautiful, I want it!"
The protagonist's mother waved her hand: "My daughter sewed it herself, and I gave it to you!"
Bear kid: "This toy is so fun, I want it!"
The corner of the protagonist's father raised his mouth: "My daughter bought it herself, take it away!"
main character:……
I saw more and more wells on the protagonist's forehead, and more and more flames on the top of his head... At this moment, the background music changed, and the protagonist slapped the table and stood up!
The room was quiet, and everyone looked at her in horror. The protagonist smiled brightly and took out a large box of cosmetics: "Second Aunt, didn't you say that your skin is dry recently? These are the cosmetics my mother just bought, and I gave them to you. Don't be shy!"
"Uncle, I heard that the watch is broken recently? This is the watch my dad just bought. Don't forget to take it with you when you leave!"
The background music intensified, and the flames of war ignited!
The protagonist's mother stood up in embarrassment, "Xiaoli, this is the bag my daughter just bought, and it matches your dress. Don't refuse!"
Protagonist: "Xiaojuan, this is the car my mom just bought, I'll find the key for you!"
The protagonist's father: "Xiao Ming, my daughter bought a new optical brain at this time. You young people like this, take it!"
Protagonist: "Xiao Gang, this is my dad's newly bought house, for your wedding!"
The three of them became more and more courageous as they fought, and they cast provocative glances at each other!
Suddenly, the three of them moved at the same time and ran to the kitchen!
"Don't squeeze me, I'll come first!"
"You don't come here, you don't come to the kitchen once a year!"
In the end, it was the young and vigorous protagonist who squeezed in first, and then immediately walked out holding a handful of vegetable leaves!
The protagonist's mother: "Speak up! Don't touch it!"
The protagonist's father: "Quickly put it down, can this move around?"
The protagonist pinches vegetable leaves to tell his parents, "Are you going to give away my stuff in the future?"
The protagonist's mother & father: "Don't give it away, don't give it away, your things are up to you!"
The relatives next to me were curious, "What is this? It's more expensive than cars and houses?"
The protagonist's family at the same time: "This is the magic weight loss medicine Zhu Yucao. It tastes very good and has a strong sense of satiety. It doesn't hurt the body and can also regulate the stomach!"
After finishing speaking, a group of people looked at the camera at the same time: "The magic weight loss medicine Zhu Yucao, your best choice!"
The video freezes, and the logo of Shanhai Farm appears, along with a line of big characters: Shanhai Farm's new product, Zhu Yucao, is now on sale!Welcome everyone to buy!
The moment the advertisement ended, the live broadcast room, which had tens of millions of viewers, fell silent for a full minute.
Immediately, the barrage suddenly exploded:
"What the hell is this all about?"
"Damn it, is this drawn with feet? Why is it so ugly! My eyes hurt!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I feel a little cute! Is my aesthetics broken!"
"U1S1, my parents often give away my things..."
"Why does a farm sell diet pills? Can it be worth it?"
Just looking at the barrage, I don't even know that they are talking about the same advertisement...
It can only be said that the way of thinking is different. You must know that the advertising method of Interstellar is still at the point of relying on traffic. I haven’t seen a big manufacturer like Jinsu, and they are all hard advertising, so hard that they hang banners.
Therefore, Jing Jiayan's ugly and eye-catching creative advertisement really refreshed the interstellar people.
Brother Hui collapsed on the table and laughed for a long time before he got up and said, "Damn it, the advertiser is really a genius, a weight-loss drug is so far away... Alright, that's the end of today's weird advertisement award. I will post a lottery draw on Xingbo later, everyone is welcome to repost~”
However, not many people said goodbye to him this time, and everyone was still discussing that wonderful commercial with great interest.
Brother Hui kept his word and posted a lottery blog.The lottery blog is a must-post after every live broadcast, and the original intention is to benefit fans.Unexpectedly, this time the lottery blog is also popular!
People who surf the Internet on Saturdays are already idle, and they are fatigued by the advertisements of Jinsu diet pills that can be seen everywhere. Now when they hear that someone has launched diet pills, they all click in to take a look with a sense of revenge.
Then, the people who clicked in all came out in a daze.
who am I?
where am I? ?
What kind of grass? ? ?
The ugly batch of small advertisements are like a mudslide, killing a piece of sky in a piece of gold!The number of broadcasts has been increasing, and it has even triggered discussions on a series of issues such as family gatherings, whether parents respect their children's wishes, etc., which is quite a posture of national concern!
Even the intern Sai Wen, who was fired by Minister Li before and was busy looking for a job, saw it.He glanced at the lottery Weibo that was forwarded to his homepage. He didn't expect that this ad would be broadcast live by his favorite anchor?
With the mentality of being able to help, he reposted Brother Hui's Weibo of the lottery, and hurriedly left a few words "the advertisement is very interesting." Then he continued to look for a job, or he would have to pay the rent next month. I can't afford it.
However, what he didn't expect was that a few days later, Brother Hui won the lottery, and he actually won the prize!All of a sudden, he won [-] star coins, and now the rent for several months has been settled!Seven couldn't believe it. He always felt that Shanhai Farm and this advertisement brought him good luck, so he made a special trip to the store to place an order, and he has since become a fan of Shanhai Farm. This is another story.
The Internet was getting more and more noisy, and Tesla, who was lifting the barbell, heard the computer beeping, and the customer service dialog box in the background was flashing non-stop.
Tesla opened it, and the information swished out.
"May I ask if your ad is made of feet?"
"Can you fire your artist?"
"Actually, advertising doesn't have to be done..."
Tesla: ? ? ?
What is this all about?I've only been offline for a few hours and can't keep up?
He opened the Internet and searched around, and the whole person: ...
Jing Jiayan managed to finish bathing the children, remembered the advertisement, and hurried to the studio.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Tesla sitting at the computer, his bald head was full of Buddha nature.
Jing Jiayan sighed, and went to pat him on the shoulder, "Is there no business yet? It's okay, let's wait..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard the computer prompt: "Zhu Yucao is sold out, please put it on the shelves as soon as possible!"
"Danmu is sold out, please put it on the shelves as soon as possible!"
Jing Jiayan:? ? ?
He pushed Stella away, lay down and looked at it for a while, and then he understood what happened, and laughed loudly: "Just say my ad will be popular, it seems that this ad needs to be launched! Don't be afraid if it's sold out, I'll go right away." Kindly, you make an appointment with a courier and ask them to pick up the goods tomorrow."
Tesla looked at his back as he ran away, and opened a dialog box at random.
"Start your artist! Immediately! Immediately!"
Tesla replied blankly: "The artist is the boss, so he can't drive it."
opposite:"……"
Jing Jiayan came to the side of the planting soil, opened the system, and found that the points balance had reached four digits. It seems that as long as the money is credited, the same amount of points will be credited.I just don’t know if the points will become negative if someone returns the product...
Thinking of this, Jing Jiayan quickly spent all his points.
He bought two more plots of land, and then exchanged the rest of the money for seeds of Zhu Yucao and Danmu.
Under his mental strength, basically three to four hours is a wave of maturity, which can almost supply the sales of the current store.
While giving birth, he asked the system: "Isn't the survival rate of your seeds too low? It would be good if five of the nine plants survived."
System: "The host can purchase the buff 'Blessing of the God of Spring', which can increase the survival rate of crops."
Jing Jiayan had never heard of this thing before. He opened the mall and found that there was indeed an extra column of "buildings", and there happened to be a "blessing of spring God Jumang" in it.Looking at the price, the points are 10000.
Jing Jiayan snapped the page shut.
After thinking about it, he was not reconciled, and asked, "How much can this blessing increase the survival rate?"
System: "It can be increased by 40%."
Jing Jiayan calculated that the current survival rate is around 50%. If this buff is added, the survival rate will be 90%, and he can fully afford the remaining losses.However, the price is too expensive...
"System, can you try this blessing?"
The system immediately alerted: "All system functions cannot be tried."
Jing Jiayan: "It's fine that seeds and the like are not allowed to be tried, why not let buffs be tried? What if it doesn't work, or the effect is different from what I imagined? You should not allow returns?"
The system has nothing to say, because it really does not have a return setting.
Jing Jiayan continued: "You must know that [-] points is not a small amount. I have just started my business. Who knows when I will earn enough... If I have this buff, I can earn faster and complete the task. Hurry up?"
The system is a little bit excited...
Jing Jia said: "All right, all right, it's fine if you don't let the trial, I can pay in installments, right? I'll pay [-] a month, so I can pay it off in ten months. You can't just make no concessions at all. Right? We come and go often, and you should show some sincerity."
The system let him say five things and three ways, but he didn't realize that the other party was inconsistent at all. He said earlier that one hundred thousand was not enough to earn for a long time. Now how can he earn ten thousand a month... The system hesitated: "Instalment payment is fine, But if you don't pay enough, I'll take the buff back... the previous money will not be refunded!"
Jing Jiayan smiled, "Yes, but you have to pay at the end of each month."
Isn't it the same at the beginning of the month and the end of the month... The system readily agreed and immediately buffed the planting soil.
It took a long time for it to realize that today is the 1st... In other words, even if Jing Jiayan didn't pay a penny, he could use a month's buff for nothing... It was cheated by the host again!
After getting the buff, Jing Jia said that his horsepower was at full strength, and he quickly harvested enough medicinal plants to send out the goods.
Compared with the popularity of the advertisement, the number of people placing orders is not large. After all, Shanhai Farm is still a new store, and most people are still waiting to see.However, this small order was enough to keep Jing Jia talking for a long time.
During the non-stop planting and harvesting, one afternoon, Jing Jiayan's farm level finally rose to one level.
"Congratulations to the host! Your farm has been upgraded!"
"Congratulations to the host! You have a new chance to draw cards! The countdown to draw cards: 24:59:52..."
"There are new products in the mall, go and buy them!"
"Congratulations host! Your..."
In a series of system prompts, Jing Jiayan stretched his waist. He has been really lucky recently!
It is afternoon, the weather is excellent, the wind is blowing slowly, everything has just started, but it is full of hope.
Jing Jiayan held Guan Guan, who was only two days old, and looked at the high blue sky with a relaxed and happy smile.
A bright light flashed across the sky, and Jing Jiayan's smile deepened. He has been lucky recently, and he can see shooting stars in broad daylight. I don't know if making a wish will work or not...
The meteor was getting closer, closer and closer...and then turned into a flying machine with a burning ass, dung—and fell on the planting soil that he had expanded several times.
Jing Jiayan's smile froze.
Lying, trough?
The video begins with a happy and peaceful family gathering. The protagonist has the word "protagonist" written on his head, and the other characters also wear their own character names.
At the beginning of the plot, the bear boy came over holding the doll: "This doll is beautiful, I want it!"
The protagonist's mother waved her hand: "My daughter sewed it herself, and I gave it to you!"
Bear kid: "This toy is so fun, I want it!"
The corner of the protagonist's father raised his mouth: "My daughter bought it herself, take it away!"
main character:……
I saw more and more wells on the protagonist's forehead, and more and more flames on the top of his head... At this moment, the background music changed, and the protagonist slapped the table and stood up!
The room was quiet, and everyone looked at her in horror. The protagonist smiled brightly and took out a large box of cosmetics: "Second Aunt, didn't you say that your skin is dry recently? These are the cosmetics my mother just bought, and I gave them to you. Don't be shy!"
"Uncle, I heard that the watch is broken recently? This is the watch my dad just bought. Don't forget to take it with you when you leave!"
The background music intensified, and the flames of war ignited!
The protagonist's mother stood up in embarrassment, "Xiaoli, this is the bag my daughter just bought, and it matches your dress. Don't refuse!"
Protagonist: "Xiaojuan, this is the car my mom just bought, I'll find the key for you!"
The protagonist's father: "Xiao Ming, my daughter bought a new optical brain at this time. You young people like this, take it!"
Protagonist: "Xiao Gang, this is my dad's newly bought house, for your wedding!"
The three of them became more and more courageous as they fought, and they cast provocative glances at each other!
Suddenly, the three of them moved at the same time and ran to the kitchen!
"Don't squeeze me, I'll come first!"
"You don't come here, you don't come to the kitchen once a year!"
In the end, it was the young and vigorous protagonist who squeezed in first, and then immediately walked out holding a handful of vegetable leaves!
The protagonist's mother: "Speak up! Don't touch it!"
The protagonist's father: "Quickly put it down, can this move around?"
The protagonist pinches vegetable leaves to tell his parents, "Are you going to give away my stuff in the future?"
The protagonist's mother & father: "Don't give it away, don't give it away, your things are up to you!"
The relatives next to me were curious, "What is this? It's more expensive than cars and houses?"
The protagonist's family at the same time: "This is the magic weight loss medicine Zhu Yucao. It tastes very good and has a strong sense of satiety. It doesn't hurt the body and can also regulate the stomach!"
After finishing speaking, a group of people looked at the camera at the same time: "The magic weight loss medicine Zhu Yucao, your best choice!"
The video freezes, and the logo of Shanhai Farm appears, along with a line of big characters: Shanhai Farm's new product, Zhu Yucao, is now on sale!Welcome everyone to buy!
The moment the advertisement ended, the live broadcast room, which had tens of millions of viewers, fell silent for a full minute.
Immediately, the barrage suddenly exploded:
"What the hell is this all about?"
"Damn it, is this drawn with feet? Why is it so ugly! My eyes hurt!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I feel a little cute! Is my aesthetics broken!"
"U1S1, my parents often give away my things..."
"Why does a farm sell diet pills? Can it be worth it?"
Just looking at the barrage, I don't even know that they are talking about the same advertisement...
It can only be said that the way of thinking is different. You must know that the advertising method of Interstellar is still at the point of relying on traffic. I haven’t seen a big manufacturer like Jinsu, and they are all hard advertising, so hard that they hang banners.
Therefore, Jing Jiayan's ugly and eye-catching creative advertisement really refreshed the interstellar people.
Brother Hui collapsed on the table and laughed for a long time before he got up and said, "Damn it, the advertiser is really a genius, a weight-loss drug is so far away... Alright, that's the end of today's weird advertisement award. I will post a lottery draw on Xingbo later, everyone is welcome to repost~”
However, not many people said goodbye to him this time, and everyone was still discussing that wonderful commercial with great interest.
Brother Hui kept his word and posted a lottery blog.The lottery blog is a must-post after every live broadcast, and the original intention is to benefit fans.Unexpectedly, this time the lottery blog is also popular!
People who surf the Internet on Saturdays are already idle, and they are fatigued by the advertisements of Jinsu diet pills that can be seen everywhere. Now when they hear that someone has launched diet pills, they all click in to take a look with a sense of revenge.
Then, the people who clicked in all came out in a daze.
who am I?
where am I? ?
What kind of grass? ? ?
The ugly batch of small advertisements are like a mudslide, killing a piece of sky in a piece of gold!The number of broadcasts has been increasing, and it has even triggered discussions on a series of issues such as family gatherings, whether parents respect their children's wishes, etc., which is quite a posture of national concern!
Even the intern Sai Wen, who was fired by Minister Li before and was busy looking for a job, saw it.He glanced at the lottery Weibo that was forwarded to his homepage. He didn't expect that this ad would be broadcast live by his favorite anchor?
With the mentality of being able to help, he reposted Brother Hui's Weibo of the lottery, and hurriedly left a few words "the advertisement is very interesting." Then he continued to look for a job, or he would have to pay the rent next month. I can't afford it.
However, what he didn't expect was that a few days later, Brother Hui won the lottery, and he actually won the prize!All of a sudden, he won [-] star coins, and now the rent for several months has been settled!Seven couldn't believe it. He always felt that Shanhai Farm and this advertisement brought him good luck, so he made a special trip to the store to place an order, and he has since become a fan of Shanhai Farm. This is another story.
The Internet was getting more and more noisy, and Tesla, who was lifting the barbell, heard the computer beeping, and the customer service dialog box in the background was flashing non-stop.
Tesla opened it, and the information swished out.
"May I ask if your ad is made of feet?"
"Can you fire your artist?"
"Actually, advertising doesn't have to be done..."
Tesla: ? ? ?
What is this all about?I've only been offline for a few hours and can't keep up?
He opened the Internet and searched around, and the whole person: ...
Jing Jiayan managed to finish bathing the children, remembered the advertisement, and hurried to the studio.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Tesla sitting at the computer, his bald head was full of Buddha nature.
Jing Jiayan sighed, and went to pat him on the shoulder, "Is there no business yet? It's okay, let's wait..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard the computer prompt: "Zhu Yucao is sold out, please put it on the shelves as soon as possible!"
"Danmu is sold out, please put it on the shelves as soon as possible!"
Jing Jiayan:? ? ?
He pushed Stella away, lay down and looked at it for a while, and then he understood what happened, and laughed loudly: "Just say my ad will be popular, it seems that this ad needs to be launched! Don't be afraid if it's sold out, I'll go right away." Kindly, you make an appointment with a courier and ask them to pick up the goods tomorrow."
Tesla looked at his back as he ran away, and opened a dialog box at random.
"Start your artist! Immediately! Immediately!"
Tesla replied blankly: "The artist is the boss, so he can't drive it."
opposite:"……"
Jing Jiayan came to the side of the planting soil, opened the system, and found that the points balance had reached four digits. It seems that as long as the money is credited, the same amount of points will be credited.I just don’t know if the points will become negative if someone returns the product...
Thinking of this, Jing Jiayan quickly spent all his points.
He bought two more plots of land, and then exchanged the rest of the money for seeds of Zhu Yucao and Danmu.
Under his mental strength, basically three to four hours is a wave of maturity, which can almost supply the sales of the current store.
While giving birth, he asked the system: "Isn't the survival rate of your seeds too low? It would be good if five of the nine plants survived."
System: "The host can purchase the buff 'Blessing of the God of Spring', which can increase the survival rate of crops."
Jing Jiayan had never heard of this thing before. He opened the mall and found that there was indeed an extra column of "buildings", and there happened to be a "blessing of spring God Jumang" in it.Looking at the price, the points are 10000.
Jing Jiayan snapped the page shut.
After thinking about it, he was not reconciled, and asked, "How much can this blessing increase the survival rate?"
System: "It can be increased by 40%."
Jing Jiayan calculated that the current survival rate is around 50%. If this buff is added, the survival rate will be 90%, and he can fully afford the remaining losses.However, the price is too expensive...
"System, can you try this blessing?"
The system immediately alerted: "All system functions cannot be tried."
Jing Jiayan: "It's fine that seeds and the like are not allowed to be tried, why not let buffs be tried? What if it doesn't work, or the effect is different from what I imagined? You should not allow returns?"
The system has nothing to say, because it really does not have a return setting.
Jing Jiayan continued: "You must know that [-] points is not a small amount. I have just started my business. Who knows when I will earn enough... If I have this buff, I can earn faster and complete the task. Hurry up?"
The system is a little bit excited...
Jing Jia said: "All right, all right, it's fine if you don't let the trial, I can pay in installments, right? I'll pay [-] a month, so I can pay it off in ten months. You can't just make no concessions at all. Right? We come and go often, and you should show some sincerity."
The system let him say five things and three ways, but he didn't realize that the other party was inconsistent at all. He said earlier that one hundred thousand was not enough to earn for a long time. Now how can he earn ten thousand a month... The system hesitated: "Instalment payment is fine, But if you don't pay enough, I'll take the buff back... the previous money will not be refunded!"
Jing Jiayan smiled, "Yes, but you have to pay at the end of each month."
Isn't it the same at the beginning of the month and the end of the month... The system readily agreed and immediately buffed the planting soil.
It took a long time for it to realize that today is the 1st... In other words, even if Jing Jiayan didn't pay a penny, he could use a month's buff for nothing... It was cheated by the host again!
After getting the buff, Jing Jia said that his horsepower was at full strength, and he quickly harvested enough medicinal plants to send out the goods.
Compared with the popularity of the advertisement, the number of people placing orders is not large. After all, Shanhai Farm is still a new store, and most people are still waiting to see.However, this small order was enough to keep Jing Jia talking for a long time.
During the non-stop planting and harvesting, one afternoon, Jing Jiayan's farm level finally rose to one level.
"Congratulations to the host! Your farm has been upgraded!"
"Congratulations to the host! You have a new chance to draw cards! The countdown to draw cards: 24:59:52..."
"There are new products in the mall, go and buy them!"
"Congratulations host! Your..."
In a series of system prompts, Jing Jiayan stretched his waist. He has been really lucky recently!
It is afternoon, the weather is excellent, the wind is blowing slowly, everything has just started, but it is full of hope.
Jing Jiayan held Guan Guan, who was only two days old, and looked at the high blue sky with a relaxed and happy smile.
A bright light flashed across the sky, and Jing Jiayan's smile deepened. He has been lucky recently, and he can see shooting stars in broad daylight. I don't know if making a wish will work or not...
The meteor was getting closer, closer and closer...and then turned into a flying machine with a burning ass, dung—and fell on the planting soil that he had expanded several times.
Jing Jiayan's smile froze.
Lying, trough?
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