reborn heir
Chapter 57 Extra Story · How to Eat Bai Kun Correctly
Bai Kun choked, raised his finger and pointed at the bewildered young man next to him, and asked, "Who is this guy?"
Zhou Zexu rolled his eyes casually, and said, "Can you control it?"
Bai Kun sneered and said, "Scholars will treat each other with admiration for three days. I really didn't realize that now you hooking up with men is just like playing for fun."
Zhou Zexu squinted at him, and said with some sarcasm: "After being rejected by Young Master Bai, I have always remembered it in my heart. Don't I have to hurry up and study hard?"
Bai Kun was a little annoyed, but he couldn't tell what annoyed him.
The young man looked around for a while, then whispered, "Ditch, can we go?"
Bai Kun glared at him and said, "Get out of here! Didn't you see what's going on here?!"
Zhou Zexu asked with a half-smile, "What's the matter?"
"I know that your house has a [-] o'clock access control," Bai Kun said arrogantly, "Go, I'll take you home."
Zhou Zexu waved his arm away, and said with disdain: "The two older ones in our family still care about what time I go home? At this time, what do you think they are doing?"
Putting his hands into his trouser pockets, Bai Kun gritted his teeth and said, "Zhou Zexu, don't make me angry on purpose."
Zhou Zexu said indifferently: "Hey, you are so angry? You are angry with you. It has nothing to do with me." He turned around and walked down the steps with the young man's shoulders on his shoulders.
The man looked back at Bai Kun cautiously, then turned his head quickly, and whispered, "Dicky, what's wrong with this man?"
Zhou Zexu said in a normal voice without hesitation: "Don't pay attention to him, my brother's spare tire, if you get dumped, you will become crazy."
The young man repeated: "Your brother's spare tire? Auto mechanic?"
Zhou Zexu smiled and said, "That's almost what it means."
These two doggy men actually laughed at him face to face? !If I don't show off my power, you treat me as a grandson? !Bai Kun strode to catch up angrily, and slapped the young man on the shoulder hard, intending to drive him aside first.
Zhou Zexu looked sideways and said loudly, "Bai Kun, don't shoot him!"
Before he finished speaking, the young man threw Bai Kun over his shoulder neatly, and Bai Kun fell off the steps. There are more than [-] steps at the entrance of this hotel. Rolling down, you can hear the sound of bones.
Zhou Zexu's face changed drastically, and he jumped down the three steps one step at a time, and said anxiously, "Bai Kun! Are you alright?"
Bai Kun frowned tightly, pressed his right hand on his left arm, struggling in pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, this kid..."
Zhou Zexu knelt down to examine his injuries, and said, "He is a [-]th Dan Aikido, aren't you courting death by filming him?"
He stretched out his hand to help Bai Kun get up, but as soon as he touched Bai Kun's shoulder, Bai Kun's face turned pale immediately, and he groaned in pain: "My arm is dislocated..."
The hidden master of Aikido ran down the steps, and said with guilt on his face, "Dicky, is he okay? Is there something wrong?"
His son's voice is very strange, Bai Kun realized that this guy might be a foreigner, and said angrily: "This is an international dispute, you wait for me..." Zhou Zexu pressed his hand on his shoulder hard, and he screamed One voice: "You take it easy!"
Zhou Zexu said contemptuously: "Aren't you sloppy? Be a little more sloppy."
Bai Kun said angrily: "Fuck you, torment me for a wild man..."
Zhou Zexu let go and threw him back to the ground, cursing, "Die you!"
Bai Kun let out a more miserable cry: "Fuck! My leg seems to be broken!"
On the contrary, the aikido master couldn't see it, and carefully bent down to help Bai Kun, but Bai Kun reluctantly shouted: "You fake foreign devil! Get out of my way!"
The aikido master scratched his head innocently, and whispered, "I'm a real foreign devil."
Bai Kun's breath was blocked in his heart, and he almost vomited blood.
One of his classmates who were so excited finally noticed the situation here, and panicked: "What's wrong with Bai Kun? Lay there and stay still?!"
A drunken girl screamed: "Ah! Bai Kun is dead!"
Bai Kun endured the pain and roared angrily: "Fuck you bastards! Send me to the hospital!"
Several students reacted and ran down the steps.
Zhou Zexu with a very bad expression bent down and grabbed Bai Kun's uninjured hand, carefully walked around his waist, helped him up from the ground, and said, "Don't use force on the injured leg."
The aikido master stretched out his hand, but Bai Kun gave him two fierce stares, and he didn't dare to touch Bai Kun after all.
Zhou Zexu reached out and took out the car key from Bai Kun's trouser pocket, threw it over and said, "Jin Shangzhe, go and drive the car over here."
Bai Kun leaned on his shoulder and said angrily, "It's still a dead stick!"
Zhou Zexu shouted at the Aikido master who had already run away: "Red M3, license plate 710!" Then he turned his head and gave Bai Kun a sideways look, and said, "You were beaten like this with a stick, how can you fucking say that?"
Bai Kun: "...Fuck!"
After going to the hospital for emergency examination, Bai Kun's dislocated arm and fractured right leg were fixed with thick plaster after treatment. The doctor asked him to stay in the hospital for observation for a few days to prevent the sequelae of fever caused by bone suture bleeding.
Some of the students who came after came volunteered to accompany the bed out of classmate love, but the goddess spare tire who was pulling Bai Kun to talk to him shoved everyone out very discerningly: "Let's go, this is not Bai Kun. Is there a friend here? Let's buy a wreath tomorrow to see him."
Everyone: "..."
Bai Kun said angrily, "I'll give you a hundred wreaths when I get well!"
The spare tire student was stunned: "Slip of the tongue, flower basket flower basket."
The students left like running water, leaving only Bai Kun, Zhou Zexu, and the culprit, an aikido master.
Bai Kun and the master stared at each other for a long time, and the master said guiltily: "I just reflexed, I didn't throw you on purpose."
Bai Kun snorted, "I'll settle this with you slowly, now get out... let's go, Smecta." After all, this is still an international friend, so we can't lose too much.
The master bowed ninety degrees reverently: "I'm really sorry, I'll come see you tomorrow."
He turned and walked out, Zhou Zexu followed behind.
Bai Kun asked in surprise, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Zexu turned slightly sideways and said, "Go home."
Bai Kun was furious and said, "I am like this now, and you actually said you want to go home?"
Zhou Zexu said indifferently: "My house has a [-] o'clock access control, don't you know?"
Just as he was talking, Zhou Zexu's cell phone rang. He took out the cell phone, shook it towards Bai Kun, and said, "My brother called, urging me to go back, bye."
Bai Kun, who was almost half disabled, watched helplessly as the only person left in the room left without looking back, his little heart shattered into pieces.
Zhou Zexu and Jin Shangxian separated at the entrance of the hospital, turned back alone, sat on the bench at the entrance of the ward for a while, and sent a text message to his brother saying that he would not go home at night.
Zhou Zeyan quickly replied: "Be careful."
Zhou Ze continued thinking about what his brother might be doing, and inexplicably felt that these four words had other meanings.
After half an hour, he quietly pushed open the door of the ward and went in. Bai Kun lay on his back and fell asleep on the bed. His legs were suspended in the air and his arms were cast, which made him look very funny at this moment.
Zhou Zexu sat on the round stool next to him, looked at it quietly for a while, and thought of something, the corners of his mouth curled up, looking a little sly.
Early the next morning, Bai Kun was still in a drowsy sleep, his face was slapped a few times, he opened his eyes in a daze, and Zhou Zeyan's magnified face appeared in front of him.
Bai Kun slapped him away with his good hand, and said angrily, "I'm annoying, don't call me."
"Baby, you are really miserable!" Zhou Zeyan said hypocritically, gloating in his eyes.He threw the fruit basket in his hand aside casually, walked around Bai Kun curiously, and said, "He looks quite handsome in a plaster cast."
Bai Kun squinted at him and said, "Envy? How about you?"
Zhou Zeyan waved his hands and said, "Don't, don't, I'm not as handsome as you." He looked around and asked, "Where's my brother? Did you pour the urinal for you?"
Bai Kun frowned and said, "What nonsense? Did your brother not come home last night?"
Zhou Zeyan said: "No, he said he had something to do and didn't go back all night. He just sent me a text message this morning and told me that you went to see a doctor with this honor, so I came to pay my respects right away. What did you do? Hurry up Tell the buddies to admire and admire."
Bai Kun said succinctly: "I didn't see that the other party was a master of Smecta, so I was knocked down."
Zhou Zeyan wondered: "I thought it was my brother who retaliated against you because of love and hatred, so is my brother involved in this matter?"
Bai Kun snorted coldly, and said in disgust, "Send me to the hospital and fly with that Smecta."
Zhou Zeyan said innocently: "My brother is a Chinese American now, yesterday was the US-Korea military exercise? I don't know who is prostitution."
Bai Kun's uninjured hand cracked the bones, gritted his teeth and cursed: "Imperialism is so fucking shameless!"
Zhou Zeyan put on a grinning face, and said, "To commemorate your contribution to the great cause of anti-imperialism, I will give you a medal." He took out a marker pen, lay down on the edge of the bed, and seriously The plaster cast on Kun's leg was drawn up.
Bai Kun's attention was attracted by his side face, and he was a little lost in thought, remembering a long time ago, when the art teacher in middle school asked him to hand in a watercolor painting, neither he nor Zeyan knew how to paint, so he coerced and lured Zhou Zexu to paint them two, Zeyan invited his little girlfriend to go shopping, leaving him alone to watch Zhou Zexu draw.It was a sunny day and today, Zhou Zexu's side profile is also so serious and beautiful.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Zhou Zeyan laughed and fell aside after finishing the painting.
Bai Kun took a closer look suspiciously, and suddenly smoke came out of his head.In the middle of this circular medal with simple strokes is a big chirp outlined with a few strokes, and then crossed with a cross.
Bai Kun: "..."
Zhou Zeyan smiled and said: "You see more images, the name of this medal is 'First Class Medal for Heroic Fighting with the Bangzi Legion' hahahahaha."
Bai Kun touched an orange from the fruit basket and threw it at it. Zhou Zeyan caught it lightly, peeled off the skin a few times, and handed a piece to Bai Kun's mouth. Bai Kun opened his mouth and bit it, chewing angrily.
Zhou Zeyan also ate oranges himself, and said, "Don't be angry, are you? My brother said that the international friend is a pretty good person, and he paid for all the medical expenses, and he also said that he would compensate you for mental damage. Don't be angry, baby." Are these oranges sweet?"
The nurse came over to hang the bottle for Bai Kun, Zhou Zeyan smiled and said, "Sister Nurse, isn't he seriously injured and needs an infusion?"
The nurse smiled and said, "It's an anti-inflammatory drug to prevent inflammation. You look older than me. Why do you call me sister?"
Bai Kun coughed dryly, and said, "Don't hook up with girls wherever you go, okay?"
The nurse blushed, and Zhou Zeyan continued to tease: "Then does he need amputation? Just cut it off, I think he has a very redundant leg."
The nurse subconsciously took a look at Bai Kun's injured leg, thinking she was wrong, she blinked her eyes, and was obviously shocked by the medal, she gave Bai Kun the needle, turned her head and left without saying a word.
Zhou Zeyan fell down beside the bed laughing, if he hadn't worried about Bai Kun's injury, he might have punched the bed.
Zhou Zexu rolled his eyes casually, and said, "Can you control it?"
Bai Kun sneered and said, "Scholars will treat each other with admiration for three days. I really didn't realize that now you hooking up with men is just like playing for fun."
Zhou Zexu squinted at him, and said with some sarcasm: "After being rejected by Young Master Bai, I have always remembered it in my heart. Don't I have to hurry up and study hard?"
Bai Kun was a little annoyed, but he couldn't tell what annoyed him.
The young man looked around for a while, then whispered, "Ditch, can we go?"
Bai Kun glared at him and said, "Get out of here! Didn't you see what's going on here?!"
Zhou Zexu asked with a half-smile, "What's the matter?"
"I know that your house has a [-] o'clock access control," Bai Kun said arrogantly, "Go, I'll take you home."
Zhou Zexu waved his arm away, and said with disdain: "The two older ones in our family still care about what time I go home? At this time, what do you think they are doing?"
Putting his hands into his trouser pockets, Bai Kun gritted his teeth and said, "Zhou Zexu, don't make me angry on purpose."
Zhou Zexu said indifferently: "Hey, you are so angry? You are angry with you. It has nothing to do with me." He turned around and walked down the steps with the young man's shoulders on his shoulders.
The man looked back at Bai Kun cautiously, then turned his head quickly, and whispered, "Dicky, what's wrong with this man?"
Zhou Zexu said in a normal voice without hesitation: "Don't pay attention to him, my brother's spare tire, if you get dumped, you will become crazy."
The young man repeated: "Your brother's spare tire? Auto mechanic?"
Zhou Zexu smiled and said, "That's almost what it means."
These two doggy men actually laughed at him face to face? !If I don't show off my power, you treat me as a grandson? !Bai Kun strode to catch up angrily, and slapped the young man on the shoulder hard, intending to drive him aside first.
Zhou Zexu looked sideways and said loudly, "Bai Kun, don't shoot him!"
Before he finished speaking, the young man threw Bai Kun over his shoulder neatly, and Bai Kun fell off the steps. There are more than [-] steps at the entrance of this hotel. Rolling down, you can hear the sound of bones.
Zhou Zexu's face changed drastically, and he jumped down the three steps one step at a time, and said anxiously, "Bai Kun! Are you alright?"
Bai Kun frowned tightly, pressed his right hand on his left arm, struggling in pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, this kid..."
Zhou Zexu knelt down to examine his injuries, and said, "He is a [-]th Dan Aikido, aren't you courting death by filming him?"
He stretched out his hand to help Bai Kun get up, but as soon as he touched Bai Kun's shoulder, Bai Kun's face turned pale immediately, and he groaned in pain: "My arm is dislocated..."
The hidden master of Aikido ran down the steps, and said with guilt on his face, "Dicky, is he okay? Is there something wrong?"
His son's voice is very strange, Bai Kun realized that this guy might be a foreigner, and said angrily: "This is an international dispute, you wait for me..." Zhou Zexu pressed his hand on his shoulder hard, and he screamed One voice: "You take it easy!"
Zhou Zexu said contemptuously: "Aren't you sloppy? Be a little more sloppy."
Bai Kun said angrily: "Fuck you, torment me for a wild man..."
Zhou Zexu let go and threw him back to the ground, cursing, "Die you!"
Bai Kun let out a more miserable cry: "Fuck! My leg seems to be broken!"
On the contrary, the aikido master couldn't see it, and carefully bent down to help Bai Kun, but Bai Kun reluctantly shouted: "You fake foreign devil! Get out of my way!"
The aikido master scratched his head innocently, and whispered, "I'm a real foreign devil."
Bai Kun's breath was blocked in his heart, and he almost vomited blood.
One of his classmates who were so excited finally noticed the situation here, and panicked: "What's wrong with Bai Kun? Lay there and stay still?!"
A drunken girl screamed: "Ah! Bai Kun is dead!"
Bai Kun endured the pain and roared angrily: "Fuck you bastards! Send me to the hospital!"
Several students reacted and ran down the steps.
Zhou Zexu with a very bad expression bent down and grabbed Bai Kun's uninjured hand, carefully walked around his waist, helped him up from the ground, and said, "Don't use force on the injured leg."
The aikido master stretched out his hand, but Bai Kun gave him two fierce stares, and he didn't dare to touch Bai Kun after all.
Zhou Zexu reached out and took out the car key from Bai Kun's trouser pocket, threw it over and said, "Jin Shangzhe, go and drive the car over here."
Bai Kun leaned on his shoulder and said angrily, "It's still a dead stick!"
Zhou Zexu shouted at the Aikido master who had already run away: "Red M3, license plate 710!" Then he turned his head and gave Bai Kun a sideways look, and said, "You were beaten like this with a stick, how can you fucking say that?"
Bai Kun: "...Fuck!"
After going to the hospital for emergency examination, Bai Kun's dislocated arm and fractured right leg were fixed with thick plaster after treatment. The doctor asked him to stay in the hospital for observation for a few days to prevent the sequelae of fever caused by bone suture bleeding.
Some of the students who came after came volunteered to accompany the bed out of classmate love, but the goddess spare tire who was pulling Bai Kun to talk to him shoved everyone out very discerningly: "Let's go, this is not Bai Kun. Is there a friend here? Let's buy a wreath tomorrow to see him."
Everyone: "..."
Bai Kun said angrily, "I'll give you a hundred wreaths when I get well!"
The spare tire student was stunned: "Slip of the tongue, flower basket flower basket."
The students left like running water, leaving only Bai Kun, Zhou Zexu, and the culprit, an aikido master.
Bai Kun and the master stared at each other for a long time, and the master said guiltily: "I just reflexed, I didn't throw you on purpose."
Bai Kun snorted, "I'll settle this with you slowly, now get out... let's go, Smecta." After all, this is still an international friend, so we can't lose too much.
The master bowed ninety degrees reverently: "I'm really sorry, I'll come see you tomorrow."
He turned and walked out, Zhou Zexu followed behind.
Bai Kun asked in surprise, "Where are you going?"
Zhou Zexu turned slightly sideways and said, "Go home."
Bai Kun was furious and said, "I am like this now, and you actually said you want to go home?"
Zhou Zexu said indifferently: "My house has a [-] o'clock access control, don't you know?"
Just as he was talking, Zhou Zexu's cell phone rang. He took out the cell phone, shook it towards Bai Kun, and said, "My brother called, urging me to go back, bye."
Bai Kun, who was almost half disabled, watched helplessly as the only person left in the room left without looking back, his little heart shattered into pieces.
Zhou Zexu and Jin Shangxian separated at the entrance of the hospital, turned back alone, sat on the bench at the entrance of the ward for a while, and sent a text message to his brother saying that he would not go home at night.
Zhou Zeyan quickly replied: "Be careful."
Zhou Ze continued thinking about what his brother might be doing, and inexplicably felt that these four words had other meanings.
After half an hour, he quietly pushed open the door of the ward and went in. Bai Kun lay on his back and fell asleep on the bed. His legs were suspended in the air and his arms were cast, which made him look very funny at this moment.
Zhou Zexu sat on the round stool next to him, looked at it quietly for a while, and thought of something, the corners of his mouth curled up, looking a little sly.
Early the next morning, Bai Kun was still in a drowsy sleep, his face was slapped a few times, he opened his eyes in a daze, and Zhou Zeyan's magnified face appeared in front of him.
Bai Kun slapped him away with his good hand, and said angrily, "I'm annoying, don't call me."
"Baby, you are really miserable!" Zhou Zeyan said hypocritically, gloating in his eyes.He threw the fruit basket in his hand aside casually, walked around Bai Kun curiously, and said, "He looks quite handsome in a plaster cast."
Bai Kun squinted at him and said, "Envy? How about you?"
Zhou Zeyan waved his hands and said, "Don't, don't, I'm not as handsome as you." He looked around and asked, "Where's my brother? Did you pour the urinal for you?"
Bai Kun frowned and said, "What nonsense? Did your brother not come home last night?"
Zhou Zeyan said: "No, he said he had something to do and didn't go back all night. He just sent me a text message this morning and told me that you went to see a doctor with this honor, so I came to pay my respects right away. What did you do? Hurry up Tell the buddies to admire and admire."
Bai Kun said succinctly: "I didn't see that the other party was a master of Smecta, so I was knocked down."
Zhou Zeyan wondered: "I thought it was my brother who retaliated against you because of love and hatred, so is my brother involved in this matter?"
Bai Kun snorted coldly, and said in disgust, "Send me to the hospital and fly with that Smecta."
Zhou Zeyan said innocently: "My brother is a Chinese American now, yesterday was the US-Korea military exercise? I don't know who is prostitution."
Bai Kun's uninjured hand cracked the bones, gritted his teeth and cursed: "Imperialism is so fucking shameless!"
Zhou Zeyan put on a grinning face, and said, "To commemorate your contribution to the great cause of anti-imperialism, I will give you a medal." He took out a marker pen, lay down on the edge of the bed, and seriously The plaster cast on Kun's leg was drawn up.
Bai Kun's attention was attracted by his side face, and he was a little lost in thought, remembering a long time ago, when the art teacher in middle school asked him to hand in a watercolor painting, neither he nor Zeyan knew how to paint, so he coerced and lured Zhou Zexu to paint them two, Zeyan invited his little girlfriend to go shopping, leaving him alone to watch Zhou Zexu draw.It was a sunny day and today, Zhou Zexu's side profile is also so serious and beautiful.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Zhou Zeyan laughed and fell aside after finishing the painting.
Bai Kun took a closer look suspiciously, and suddenly smoke came out of his head.In the middle of this circular medal with simple strokes is a big chirp outlined with a few strokes, and then crossed with a cross.
Bai Kun: "..."
Zhou Zeyan smiled and said: "You see more images, the name of this medal is 'First Class Medal for Heroic Fighting with the Bangzi Legion' hahahahaha."
Bai Kun touched an orange from the fruit basket and threw it at it. Zhou Zeyan caught it lightly, peeled off the skin a few times, and handed a piece to Bai Kun's mouth. Bai Kun opened his mouth and bit it, chewing angrily.
Zhou Zeyan also ate oranges himself, and said, "Don't be angry, are you? My brother said that the international friend is a pretty good person, and he paid for all the medical expenses, and he also said that he would compensate you for mental damage. Don't be angry, baby." Are these oranges sweet?"
The nurse came over to hang the bottle for Bai Kun, Zhou Zeyan smiled and said, "Sister Nurse, isn't he seriously injured and needs an infusion?"
The nurse smiled and said, "It's an anti-inflammatory drug to prevent inflammation. You look older than me. Why do you call me sister?"
Bai Kun coughed dryly, and said, "Don't hook up with girls wherever you go, okay?"
The nurse blushed, and Zhou Zeyan continued to tease: "Then does he need amputation? Just cut it off, I think he has a very redundant leg."
The nurse subconsciously took a look at Bai Kun's injured leg, thinking she was wrong, she blinked her eyes, and was obviously shocked by the medal, she gave Bai Kun the needle, turned her head and left without saying a word.
Zhou Zeyan fell down beside the bed laughing, if he hadn't worried about Bai Kun's injury, he might have punched the bed.
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