Daughter-in-law is violent

Xu Wen didn't understand why the idiot pointed at himself and called him a idiot at first, but when he saw a few Teletubbies on TV tirelessly introducing themselves over and over again, he figured it out—maybe he called the other party The number of fools is a little more, so the other party thinks that his name is a fool.

Perhaps, he should be given a name?Xu Wen had this idea, but soon hesitated again. He still remembered that when he picked up the idiot, the clothes he was wearing were of good material, so although he raised the idiot, it might not take a few days The fool's family will come to the door...

The idiot didn't know Xu Wen's entanglement. He watched the Teletubbies, which should be suitable for children of two or three years old, and was very active. He also learned to speak from time to time, and looked at Xu Wen after a few words.

"You're so smart, you have to study hard, I'll cook." Xu Wen smiled at the other party, and then went downstairs to cook.

When Xu Wen closed the stall and came home, he bought some ingredients for selling skewers at night, including dried tofu, so he ate garlic fried tofu, spinach egg soup, and fried vegetables for lunch. When he was done, he went to call a fool, The other party was still watching the TV intently, but obviously, he was more attractive to the other party than the TV, so the fool quickly came to his side.

The portions of the three dishes are all very large, but the appetites of the two big men are also very considerable, so there is nothing left after eating.

It rained last night, and it was even colder today. No one wanted to sell clothes in the afternoon, so Xu Wen simply stayed at home to rest. Thinking of the fool's behavior before, he called the fool over to teach him how to speak.

He pointed to the things in the room and said the names of everything, and every time he said something, the fool would repeat it aloud.It can be heard that the mandarin of the fool is very pure, without a single wrong pronunciation...

"I really don't know how you got such a serious injury, and even broke your brain." Xu Wen touched the idiot's head, and was more sure that the idiot's appearance here should be an accident, but he hasn't I didn't see any missing person notices, and the police in the town didn't come to ask these peddlers about anything...

After calculating the money for selling egg cakes and tea eggs in the morning, Xu Wen skewered the soaked kelp and shiitake mushrooms with bamboo sticks to make skewers.

The kelp that Xu Wen buys are all big strips of dried kelp, the price is very cheap. After soaking, brush it clean, cut off the corners and corners, and then cut it. It is still a bit profitable to sell [-] cents a bunch. Of course, for him in the past It is more important to find something to do so that you will not have to stay at home alone.

Xu Wen kept busy, the fool stood beside him blankly at first, and after a while, he began to help Xu Wen peel the freshly boiled quail eggs, and then strung four of them into a string.

He seemed to regard this matter as a game and did it very seriously. Seeing him working hard, Xu Wen couldn't help but smiled again.

He seldom laughed before, because he felt that there was nothing to make him laugh, but now, he often wants to laugh.

In fact, even if this fool might be found by his family, at least the other party is by his side now, isn't it?As for the people around him, of course he had to give him a nice name.

"Fool, do you know your name? If you don't know, I'll pick one for you?"

"Fool!" The man grinned.

"It's not a fool, how about it? How about your name Xu Tian?" Xu Wen asked. It is said that when he was born, his parents wanted to name him after Xu Wen and Xu Tian, ​​but later because his father wanted He can achieve some results in reading, so he finally helped him choose the name "Xu Wen".

Before he became paralyzed, his father was really kind to him, and at that time, his family's situation was actually considered good among the neighbors, and everything after that could only be said to be a trick of God.

"Xu Tian?" The fool was a little puzzled.

"Yeah, Xu Tian, ​​Xu Tian..." Xu Wen pointed to the fool several times and said to himself, "Xu Wen."

"Xu Wen! Xu Tian!" The fool laughed again, and rubbed against Xu Wen.

Xu Wen was thinking about taking the idiot to the police station, but seeing the idiot looking happy now, he hesitated again, and the idiot would run out with such a serious injury, his previous life should not be so bad like?

After his mother passed away, the family lost popularity, and he didn't miss a single favor between relatives, but relatives were just relatives after all, and it was this fool who could accompany him well.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the work was done. Xu Wen took the idiot upstairs to watch TV. Now the government is building a new countryside, and every household has installed satellite TV. Although the fee is expensive, there are many channels to choose from. After looking around, I found another children's channel, singing and dancing, and teaching children to do some housework, washing their face and brushing their teeth, which is suitable for fools to watch.

Of course Xu Wen himself didn't like such programs, so he found a book from the bookshelf next to his bed and read it under the covers.

He only graduated from junior high school, and didn't even go to junior high school, but he used to get good grades, so of course he regretted it, so when his cousin graduated from high school and wanted to sell all the books, he wanted them all. Come, I will read it when I have time. Besides these, occasionally he will go to the bookstore to buy a book or two to read and play.

Of course, he is not young, and he only has some spare money now, so he has never thought about going back to school.

Sleeping under the quilt in winter will inevitably doze off, and Xu Wen soon felt drowsy, and was about to catch up on sleep, but there was a shout from downstairs: "Xiaowen! Xiaowen! Are you there?"

"Here!" Xu Wen jumped up all of a sudden, then put on slippers and went downstairs.

"Auntie, what's the matter?" It was Xu Wen's eldest aunt who called. Xu Wen's grandmother hated Xu Wen deeply, and Xu Wen's uncle also didn't like Xu Wen for various reasons, but this eldest aunt always took good care of him. of.

"Xiaowen, the pond owned by Uncle Wang in the village was drained today. I just came from there. He sent a basket of small crucian carp. Although it is small in size, the crucian carp is not raised by him. It is wild. It tastes good. Eat it steamed Or it’s good to eat fried.” The aunt gave half of the small crucian carp in the basket to Xu Wen.

Xu Wen accepted it while thanking him, and then took some kelp shreds from the house that he had cut and planned to be cold at night and gave it to the other party.

It was getting late, and Xu Wen usually had something to eat before leaving the stall at night. At this time, he divided a dozen or so small fish, the size of two fingers of an adult, into two plates and steamed them in a pressure cooker with onion and ginger cooking wine. He mixed another bowl of kelp shreds, and then he added fried rice with eggs and chopped green onion to the leftover rice at noon, and then called the fool to eat.

Fried rice with eggs and small fish tastes very good, but a fool obviously doesn't know how to eat fish, and the first bite is pierced by a small bone. Fortunately, such a small fish has small bones, so it will be fine after swallowing a mouthful of rice, but even so, he I didn't dare to eat fish anymore, so I just ate fried rice with eggs.

Xu Wen saw that the idiot buried his head in eating but couldn't eat the fish, so he took a few pieces of fish belly meat and put them in the other party's bowl, and gave the other party a few pieces of fish roe, and the idiot ate it without hesitation Belly, and then smiled happily at him.

After eating, Xu Wen put rice and water in the rice cooker, and then went out with his stall and fool.

It rained last night, but it didn’t rain today, and even though the final exams for primary and junior high schools were still taking place, the kindergarten was already on holiday, so although it was a bit colder, there were many people coming to the park, and when it was cold, everyone always I would like to eat something hot, so Xu Wen’s Chuan Chuan Xiang were all sold out, not to mention, a lot of fluorescent sticks were also sold out.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening when I returned home, and the meal I ate at four o'clock in the afternoon had already been digested. On the bed.

The idiot is very good at learning, he already knows how to go to the toilet, not to mention, he can also dress and undress. After Xu Wen saw the idiot undressed, he let the idiot lie down on the bed, and began to heal the other party with supernatural powers—— The external injuries on this fool's body will heal after this treatment, but the internal injuries will be healed after at least two more treatments... Speaking of which, the other party has been alive and kicking all day, and he really can bear the pain.

After the trauma is healed, of course some scabs will fall off, and the wound will also be very itchy, so after the treatment, the idiot twisted his body, looking very uncomfortable.

"Okay, Xu Tian, ​​sleep well, and I'll take you to take a bath tomorrow." Xu Wen patted the other person's head, and he couldn't support himself and fell asleep soon after his powers were exhausted.

Since he planned to take a bath, after lunch early the next day, Xu Wen took the idiot to a bathroom in the town.

Xu Wen’s family didn’t even have a bathroom. More than a year ago, when he had money, he felt that he couldn’t stand the latrine, so he found someone to build a bathroom and installed solar energy, but it was too cold in winter. It's cold, even if the air conditioner is turned on, it won't be warm, so it's not suitable to take a bath at home, so Xu Wen usually goes to the town to take a bath every few days, and now it's time.

The most expensive bathroom in the town is resplendent and resplendent. A shower costs upwards of 20 yuan. Of course Xu Wen would not go there. In the end, he found an ordinary bathroom and walked in with a fool for 30 yuan.

It was noon now, the staff in the bathroom were drowsy, and there were only Xu Wen and the idiot taking a bath, so Xu Wen was able to choose a small room with two faucets in the corner.

As soon as Xu Wen turned on the faucet, the idiot played with the water excitedly, looking like a child who didn't understand anything, and smiled happily.

Both of them are big men, but Xu Wen didn't even plan to help with the bath, so he demonstrated in front of him, and the fool followed him completely, and started to soap and take a bath, showing his body frankly.

Xu Wen had seen the other person's body before, but at that time, this fool had wounds all over his body, and there was nothing to see, but this time it was different...

His own skin was a bit dark after all because of working all year round, exposed to the sun and rain, but this fool was different. After the trauma was cured by him, the other person's body was very fair, and his face seemed to have never seen the sun. A little pale, no matter the skin on his body or face, he must be able to compare with those young girls in the town.

This idiot, he wouldn't have been locked up all the time before, right?Xu Wen was thinking about this, but the other party suddenly covered his head and plunged into his arms with a face full of pain.