Daughter-in-law is violent

When Xu Wen's aunt was there, the idiot kept silent, but as soon as the other party left, he threw himself on Xu Wen: "Xu Wen, eat!"

The idiot was very close to him, Xu Wen could clearly see the other's long eyelashes, his blinking eyes were like a small brush, which made his heart itch, and even made him a little unsteady for a while.

Looking up at the clock on the wall, Xu Wen realized that it was past eleven o'clock. They had breakfast early, and it is usually time to eat at this time... Xu Wen just realized his little thought of not being able to see others yesterday, How could he be willing to wrong a fool now? "Xu Tian is hungry? I'll cook right away."

"Cook, Xu Tian!" The fool suddenly pointed at himself and said loudly, looking very proud.

Xu Wen was stunned. The idiot learned the language very quickly. He basically heard it. He understood the other party after he explained it. It’s just that he couldn’t speak coherently. But even so, because he was with the idiot all day long, the idiot’s words I can understand it clearly, but what the fool means now is that he is here to cook?

Fool, can he cook?

The fool didn't know Xu Wen's entanglement, so he took Xu Wen's hand and went to the kitchen, then pointed to the rice cooker to show Xu Wen.

The rice cooker was still steaming, and the heat preservation light was on. There were only him and the idiot in the house. Obviously, the rice was made by the idiot, and beside the rice cooker, there was a large bowl of egg drop soup.

How long has it been since no one has cooked for him?Xu Wen hugged the idiot: "Xu Tian is so good!"

"Xu Wen!" The fool also hugged Xu Wen tightly: "Xu Wen is also good."

No matter what Xu Wen does these days, fools will hang around him, so he has learned some simple housework, and he can help him when doing business, but this is the first time the other party cooks, and Xu Wen also Inevitably some expectations.

It's a pity that the fool used to do things only after he taught him to get started, and he never taught the other party to cook.The one-pot rice was very rotten because of a little too much water, and the radish steamed on the rice cooker was almost rotten.

The idiot was very proud at the beginning, but after seeing the finished product, he was obviously a little embarrassed, and looked pitifully at Xu Wen's face: "Xu Wen..."

"It's Xu Tian's first time cooking, so it's great. Let's eat, and I'll fry some meat for you?" Xu Wen rubbed the fool's head. He never liked to eat soft rice, but this After all, it is the mind of a fool...

And when he was working outside, didn't he look forward to having someone waiting for him at home, lighting a lamp for him and cooking for him?Although the current situation is different from what he imagined, he feels happier.

The pork belly frozen in the refrigerator was cut into thin slices, then stir-fried in a wok, and finally added garlic and chili, which smelled very fragrant. Xu Wen then served the rice and ate it with the idiot.

Although the idiot didn't cook well, there was nothing wrong with the bowl of egg drop soup except that there was no oil in it. After Xu Wen ate it, he thought of his plan to buy a bed.

However, this is just a small town after all. Although the shopping mall is still open during the Chinese New Year, there is no furniture sold in the shopping mall at all, and the only place Xu Wen knows that sells building materials and furniture, almost all the shops are closed. In time, he couldn't buy anything other than a simple bed. In the end, he simply bought two quilts, planning to sleep with the idiot at night.

Xu Wen planned very well, but the fool obviously didn't appreciate it. Although he slept alone under the quilt after listening to Xu Wen's words, when Xu Wen, who went to bed early because he didn't sleep the night before, woke up in the middle of the night , but the fool is in his bed.

The two of them are close to each other, and the idiot still has one leg on his body, which affects the living space his little brother should have when he "grows up", and also makes Xu Wen feel distracted for the first time. , but lying next to him is a simple and powerful fool who doesn't understand anything.

Sighing slightly, Xu Wen pulled the fool off his body, and then got into another cold bed by himself.

The quilt was already completely cold, and there was no warmth at all. It is reasonable to be so cold that some bad thoughts should be dispelled, but the reality is very cruel. On the contrary, Xu Wen became "hot" again.

Taking a deep breath, Xu Wen finally decided to make a living by himself.

While recalling the pictures he had seen on the Internet before, gradually, what was fixed in Xu Wen's mind became the scene he saw when he took the idiot to the bathroom, when the idiot threw himself into his arms naked... …

Even, when he was helping the idiot to heal his injuries, he touched the idiot's whole body...

Xu Wen closed his eyes, all his feelings gathered in one place, and he was about to climb to the top in a trance, but at this moment, suddenly a hot object pressed onto his body, and a hand touched his stomach Then, a confused voice sounded: "Xu Wen..."

Xu Wen shook, and reached the peak before he could use the tissue, and then, for a while, he didn't know how to react... On the contrary, the fool, who was already awake at this time, said very seriously: "Xu Wen, you wet the bed Yes! Xu Wen, you need to go to the bathroom to pee!"

When the idiot first came, he had told the idiot many times not to wet the bed, and his tone was very similar to that of the idiot now... Xu Wen suddenly wanted to overwhelm the idiot, educate him, and spank his ass a few more times.

However, in the end, it was just thinking about it. In the end, Xu Wen could only explain to the other party that he could not tell others about this matter, and then took the blame for bedwetting. When he turned on the light to clean up, he saw the mucus on the fool's hand. Almost ready to move again.

"Xu Tian alone knows about Xu Wen's affairs!" The fool said proudly, and after Xu Wen wiped his hands clean, he put his hand under his nose and sniffed: "It smells!"

Xu Wen's hands trembled, then he stood up as if nothing had happened, put on his pants and clothes and went to the toilet.

After waking up, Xu Wen didn't have time to think about the embarrassment of last night. He took out the pig's head that had been marinated a few days ago, boiled it in the coal stove, and then took the money to the street.

On the morning of the New Year’s Eve, the streets were full of people, and things were much more expensive than usual. In the past, Xu Wen would not buy much except for a few things that God needed, but this time he spent money on them. Ordered several dishes.

Finally, thinking that a fool is like a child, he bought some cheap fireworks that he could hold in his hand.

During the Chinese New Year, pork or pig's head, as well as chicken and carp are must-haves. This time Xu Wen bought a big rooster raised by the farmer himself. When the pig's head is cooked, he will start stewing the chicken. As for carp, he does not Killed, but intends to release the life after the worship is over.

People who are more sophisticated will have to do many worships that day, but Xu Wen will not be so troublesome. He only does the most basic. During the period, the aunt came to see him in order, and even a fool can do it. After helping with some work, I left happily.

Compared to worshiping the ancestors, Xu Wen is more willing to work hard on the New Year's Eve dinner. He bought a lot of vegetables today, and if he can't finish eating, he can keep it for tomorrow.

Shrimp was fried with green onions, eel was boiled in a pot, the chicken was cut open, and several vegetarian dishes were fried, and then the pig's head was also disassembled, and the removed bones were eaten by fools, and then the pig's ears and so on were eaten. Cut two plates.

The last thing Xu Wen made was fish soup.

After the silver carp is cooked, remove the bones, smash the fish meat into the chicken broth, then add very small bamboo shoots, add two eggs to thicken the soup, and the fish soup is ready. No need to add any seasoning, but it is absolutely delicious , This is also Xu Wen's most anticipated New Year's Eve dish when he was a child.

At that time, the family didn't have any money but was burdened with heavy debts. The chickens used were raised by the family. Apart from soy products, his mother would only buy a pig's head early. Of course, there is a reason for making this fish soup.

Most of the rivers and ponds in the southern countryside are contracted by people to raise fish, and most of them will wait for the New Year to drain the ponds and sell the fish. When Xu Wen was a child, every time he encountered such a situation, he would not fall behind. He went to pick it up. River mussels, catching small fish, fish farmers don't want these things, he can take them home to improve food, in addition, he will also help fish farmers find those black fish that like to hide in the mud.

Black fish is expensive to sell, but silver carp is the cheapest, so every time he finds some black fish for others, the fish farmer will give him a silver carp as reward. Just use silver carp, and at the end, his mother will make a big pot of fish soup, and finally give everyone a big bowl.

When Xu Wen brought the dishes to the table, the idiot was looking at the dishes and drooling. Seeing this scene, he couldn’t help laughing—it’s been a long time since no one drank fish soup with him, and now he finally has another meal. got one.